Cops actually do spend like five hours sitting doing nothing. I reconnected with an old friend who became a cop because he's on the graveyard shift and he knows I have insomnia, so I'm the only person reliably up that late who's also probably sitting doing nothing for five hours.
Yeah... Thank f*** he's not being a UK or Australia cop who are treating so-called free citizens exercising their rights like criminals and arresting people for jokes they made on Twitter.
@@longplaylegends during the Troubles in Ireland, an orangeman was someone who supported England in the conflict. They sent soldiers to Northern Ireland who acted as alternatives for the police in some areas
tow truck showed up in less than a couple minutes I've waited literal hours for some to show up What a paradise city besides Micky D tasing me for my shirt color
@@OddboxGames Nobody who works for a rotten institution rife with systemic racism that is descended from the slave catching industry is cool, actually. Even if they're great on weekends and fun to drink with, their life choices are anything _but_ cool. Cops are misguided _at best,_ but most are true believers
@@chompythebeast There's a healthy amount of black / Asian / Latino cops in the police force. Close to proportionate to the population. Can you point to any specific instances where 'systematic racism', as you claim it, has been proven to rampant among police in America?
@@OddboxGames Are you joking? How about the fact that Black men have 1 in 1,000 odds of being killed by the police in the United States? That literally makes "Death By Cop" a statistical _leading cause of death_ for Black American men. The existence of non-white police officers in no way counters that fact, nor the fact that modern policing developed from agencies who originally came into existence for the express purpose of hunting down runaway slaves. But the realer issue with the police is honestly not even one of race, but of class, intertwined as those concepts are in our country. The police are an under-regulated standing army with a licence to kill with almost 100% impunity, funded by the elite to crackdown on the Empire's own citizens. They exist to quash the people if and when those people ever feel like they've had enough; to maintain the property of the rich; and to defend the status quo that allows a mere *three families to own more than 50% of all American wealth.* The fact is that the kings and nobles of old owned _less_ wealth relative to their serfs and slaves than the American aristocracy owns compared to the rest of us today, and the police, as class traitors, are their ignorant and willing bodyguards. They "sweep" houseless people and illegally seize and destroy what little property they have, sending them off to find a different corner to live on, this time without anything but what they can save and carry on their backs. They patrol poor and BIPOC neighborhoods and hassle their denizens at rates so exponentially greater than white neighborhoods that many white people can go weeks without even seeing a single cop car or being reminded of their oppressive existence at all. As perhaps you can see, I could go on and on, but honestly, the Black Lives Matter movement has answered the question "where is the systemic racism" countless times before this comment, and asking that question at this point indicates to me that you either have paid absolutely no attention to that movement whatsoever (a red flag itself), or that you're being hostile and you simply reject the entirety of the movement's messaging. In that regard I hope I am mistaken
Patrolling the streets almost makes me wish for a something something
an arrow in the knee
Nuclear Winter.
A Morrowind video
Defunding
"He looks down on his luck, Write him a ticket"
Underrated line
Imagine you litter and you see these two jogging at you and running into eachother
Cops actually do spend like five hours sitting doing nothing. I reconnected with an old friend who became a cop because he's on the graveyard shift and he knows I have insomnia, so I'm the only person reliably up that late who's also probably sitting doing nothing for five hours.
It's true. Just like how cops don't even try to actually stop crimes in progress lol
to be fair theres not much to do unless youre called lmfao
Mickey claims to not know U.S. law and yet he is perfectly recreating the U.S. police experience.
Yeah... Thank f*** he's not being a UK or Australia cop who are treating so-called free citizens exercising their rights like criminals and arresting people for jokes they made on Twitter.
@@longplaylegends Just goes to prove there's no such thing as rights, only privileges.
@@honeybadger6275 drama queen
@@daniellittlehorn1248 Am I wrong though?
He even recreated racism part in like first 2 minutes of the video
"My grandfather used to say they were orange back in the day."
Oh jesus, that's a nuanced joke few will get 😂
Gonna' have to spell this one out for me lol
@@longplaylegends during the Troubles in Ireland, an orangeman was someone who supported England in the conflict. They sent soldiers to Northern Ireland who acted as alternatives for the police in some areas
@@safebox36 You know Micky is anti-cop when he compares them to orangemen
@@safebox36 "the troubles"
This is just like when I was a kid growing up and watching COPS on tv while momma made Mac N Cheese Dinner
This checks out.
Not even 3 minutes in and they're arresting everyone for fashion crimes
"Scum! Freeze bags!" has wrecked me for the night
This video was so fantastic we were all let out of the basement to watch it
tow truck showed up in less than a couple minutes
I've waited literal hours for some to show up
What a paradise city besides Micky D tasing me for my shirt color
Please sir, may we have some more? This shit is gold!
Didn't know the Imperial guard got new uniforms.
Least violent American cops
Micky D singing Fiana Fáll while in front of the American flag is the best thing I've seen today
6:26 van was clearly on the red diesel.
That was a fantastic video.
I liked that you guys roleplayed as actually US cops.
10:03 Joov had his first desk pop
11:12 "Who cares about litter?! That's fine. That's where you're supposed to put your rubbish!"
That's the line that got the upvote.
1:46. I had no idea John Lennon was gonna make a cameo in this game.
70's Daniel Radcliff. took me 5 minutes to clean up the beer I just shot out my nose
"I'm just learning about US laws why did they hire me as a cop?"
I'm very happy u introduced me to Joov man, his channel is a banger much like yours
We need a series of this
0:19 less than half a minute in and you're going to bust my work routine
WOOOOH and how many cop points was that worth Mrs puff?
80
wOOOoh and how many do I need to pass the police academy?
80..thousand.
I think that's two Sunfish references now. Here and Nightfire. I miss any others?
Let's start a sunfish reference counter
Good Snake impression! 🤣
Love ya mick
Best gaming Channel on RUclips
Tow Truck shows up faster than the police do
Wooooo that OG reference to Fatty Spins!!!
I saw a mudcrab jaywalking the other day
Fun fact: cops are not allowed to chase you if you're going over 150 mph. So you are legally obligated to let the guy going 180 go. xD
Helicopters exist
7:31 best moment in the video
"Being terrible cops"
In America we just call them cops
The fact that this exists proves we are in the worst timeline 😭
Funny. Seems like "I exist" was autocorrected to "this exists." Hmm.
@@TheRealBorb Wow, good one!
Now, here is your Boot Fricassee, sir. Careful, it's hot! _Bon appétit!_
@@chompythebeast Don't mind if I do.
Your mate sound like a combination of Rick Sanchez and Tobias Maguire it's great 😂
The doin your mom edit unlocked core memories for me
I'd like to see how far you guys can get and what equipment comes with all the upgrades:0
video's over fuck off! that made me laugh!
Two uniformed lads wandering around a city without a single clue what's going on, just like how the cops function in real life!
13:04 😂😂😂
Super Troopers 2 looks great.
This is too funny!! We need more of these :-)
Almost 100k subs!
"Did you hear that the Earl of Imbel's house was robbed?"
"I've heard others say the same"
@@myopiniongoodyouropinionbad by Azurah by Azurah by Azurah
@@amadeusagripino6862 "If you're looking for books, First Edition is the only place in the city to find them."
I'm dying here 😂🤣
wow this is so realistic!
Less than 5 minutes in and it’s like watching real US cops on duty.
Wow GTA 6 early access looks amazing
Now this is community involvement
Damn L.A. Noire 2 looks awesome
You will never believe the ending!
Amazing!
mmm yes... protect and sever!
Stop! You violated the law!
Have you heard of the high elves?
JAYWALKING!!!
Dat ending tho ...
This is an accurate representation of Americans cops
there is a very suspicious lack of baked goods dotted around the police station
You guys are eerily realistic to real cops in the 🇺🇸 hmmm kinda sus.
Most cops are cool.
@@OddboxGames lmao yeah I've had alot of cool cops over time
@@OddboxGames Nobody who works for a rotten institution rife with systemic racism that is descended from the slave catching industry is cool, actually. Even if they're great on weekends and fun to drink with, their life choices are anything _but_ cool. Cops are misguided _at best,_ but most are true believers
@@chompythebeast There's a healthy amount of black / Asian / Latino cops in the police force. Close to proportionate to the population.
Can you point to any specific instances where 'systematic racism', as you claim it, has been proven to rampant among police in America?
@@OddboxGames Are you joking? How about the fact that Black men have 1 in 1,000 odds of being killed by the police in the United States? That literally makes "Death By Cop" a statistical _leading cause of death_ for Black American men.
The existence of non-white police officers in no way counters that fact, nor the fact that modern policing developed from agencies who originally came into existence for the express purpose of hunting down runaway slaves.
But the realer issue with the police is honestly not even one of race, but of class, intertwined as those concepts are in our country. The police are an under-regulated standing army with a licence to kill with almost 100% impunity, funded by the elite to crackdown on the Empire's own citizens. They exist to quash the people if and when those people ever feel like they've had enough; to maintain the property of the rich; and to defend the status quo that allows a mere *three families to own more than 50% of all American wealth.*
The fact is that the kings and nobles of old owned _less_ wealth relative to their serfs and slaves than the American aristocracy owns compared to the rest of us today, and the police, as class traitors, are their ignorant and willing bodyguards. They "sweep" houseless people and illegally seize and destroy what little property they have, sending them off to find a different corner to live on, this time without anything but what they can save and carry on their backs. They patrol poor and BIPOC neighborhoods and hassle their denizens at rates so exponentially greater than white neighborhoods that many white people can go weeks without even seeing a single cop car or being reminded of their oppressive existence at all.
As perhaps you can see, I could go on and on, but honestly, the Black Lives Matter movement has answered the question "where is the systemic racism" countless times before this comment, and asking that question at this point indicates to me that you either have paid absolutely no attention to that movement whatsoever (a red flag itself), or that you're being hostile and you simply reject the entirety of the movement's messaging. In that regard I hope I am mistaken
Best wishes
Bootlickers would love this game
Never heard of this. Good schtuff as always
great channel man you should play more ps2 classics
This video alone proves Micky D is actually American
Rufus Albarea patrolling the streets of Crossbell
I was gonna make some crack about "Bastard Simulator", but it seems you've rather beaten me to that punch already lol
For real though, ACAB
cringe but also based
Australia moment.
Da police
Yes shelves
You needed to add an Adam 12 reference
Y'all look like the t1000 XD
clone cops go brrr
Oink oink!
MOOORRREEEEE!!!!!
Fight mudcrabs stronger than you
They could have issued so many parking violations for people parked facing the opposite direction of traffic.
So this is Canada..
_Video's over fuck off_
Best end slide I've seen today
Police Crack Down on Fashion Crime.
William Defoe mate
Average cops in Athens 💀
Beans.
Hold on, is the cop voiced by DC Douglas?
I heard that if you drive from one end of a rainbow to the other you'll end up in Ireland
#basementLosersForever
13:26 Don't you be talking smack about Shenmue
It's not a crime if nobody knows
No donut shopps?
klonoa
Alternate name: Fashion police terrorise American city
Play more Morrowind ;)
Were you a cop?
An Irish man thinks it would be fun to ride in the back of a paddy wagon?
Bruh, you never even shot a person
everything from when they discovered guns seems about right
i like soup
4:29 he’s jaywalking quick shoot him
I swear that just a couple weeks ago I was watching an Irish feller pretend to be a cop... what was his name though...
I actually like this game and so much fun plus I can appreciate it unlike you lot