When you crucify Jesus then see him 3 days later

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  • Опубликовано: 27 дек 2024

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  • @ZachStarHimself
    @ZachStarHimself  Год назад +327

    Mug from the video is now available here! www.zachstarshop.com/listing/gods-mug-philippians

  • @thexenosaiyan
    @thexenosaiyan Год назад +6159

    Jesus's neutral face the entire time is fucking hilarious

    • @Jenifer_R_
      @Jenifer_R_ Год назад +1

      He's stuck having to forgive these asshats, and he knows it.

    • @kanjo4976
      @kanjo4976 Год назад +137

      I noticed it too. His high brows make him look innocent asf

    • @TheCommanderTaco
      @TheCommanderTaco Год назад +78

      Was expecting him to comment "where are you getting your information" the moment they mentioned his birthday is during Christmas lol.

    • @ronaid-with-an-i
      @ronaid-with-an-i Год назад +30

      What's interesting is that in every single movie with jesus he's always portrayed with a dead neutral face

    • @donjones4719
      @donjones4719 Год назад +5

      Ahem. I was going for serene, just like my dad told me to.

  • @ben259anator9
    @ben259anator9 Год назад +4494

    I love how they instantaneously decide it's a good idea to act friendly XD

    • @lydias376
      @lydias376 Год назад +512

      Wouldn't you? Dude just came back from the dead pretty sure you don't want to stay enemies

    • @justsightseeing1
      @justsightseeing1 Год назад +261

      ​@@lydias376 especially if you're the one who involved in the killing..

    • @sirzorg5728
      @sirzorg5728 Год назад

      Pontus Pilate became a christian, despite literally being the roman official who ordered the execution. Who wouldn't believe that someone who comes back from the dead in front of you is divine.

    • @ben259anator9
      @ben259anator9 Год назад +140

      @@lydias376 I'd pause in confusion then decide "Fuck this I'm out" and run

    • @Keith_Norman
      @Keith_Norman Год назад +74

      Man came back from the dead he might have some other powers to condemn them. I would too

  • @jonathantadlock-stein2023
    @jonathantadlock-stein2023 Год назад +3687

    I love the fact Home Depot is closed because it’s Sunday. The humor this guy produces is unparalleled

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior Год назад +59

      Or closed for Easter.

    • @tymondabrowski12
      @tymondabrowski12 Год назад +13

      It was in fact the Pascha time/holidays, wasn't it? It just wasn't for Jesus yet. Also Sundays (or rather, Saturdays, then some ceasar changed it to Sundays for Christianity) were used as a free day way before Jesus too.

    • @username8644
      @username8644 Год назад +12

      Home Depot is open on Sunday. It just opens an hour later than normal and closes one hour earlier.

    • @Joco999
      @Joco999 Год назад +7

      ​@@username8644but back in the day you werent allowed to even breathe on sundays...

    • @calebklingerman7902
      @calebklingerman7902 Год назад +3

      Actually the Sabbath is Saturday. The early Christians chose to change it to Sunday to distinguish themselves from Judaism, and to emphasize the resurrection

  • @dennisschuchmann5541
    @dennisschuchmann5541 Год назад +7901

    "He looks as nailed as his mother" I love that line so much

    • @timothyvenable3336
      @timothyvenable3336 Год назад +310

      It honestly took me a second to get it but man it was so good! Haha

    • @eklhaft4531
      @eklhaft4531 Год назад +58

      Mary wasn't crucified nor had her nails polished (probably). Is that already the joke or I missed it?
      Edit: Also coffin can be nailed.

    • @sebastiangibson9671
      @sebastiangibson9671 Год назад +410

      @@eklhaft4531 its uh a joke about Mary being a virgin

    • @docgrey3826
      @docgrey3826 Год назад +17

      RIGHT????

    • @Vinni-2K
      @Vinni-2K Год назад +115

      @@eklhaft4531 the joke is that she was a virgin

  • @eklhaft4531
    @eklhaft4531 Год назад +3130

    I love how it was only supposed to be a "prank of the century" but it hang on for millennia.😀

    • @NoNameAtAll2
      @NoNameAtAll2 Год назад +84

      several millenia

    • @ShiningDarknes
      @ShiningDarknes Год назад +40

      @@NoNameAtAll2 if by several you mean 2... barely seeing as a lot of people now don't believe it ever happened or think it was metaphorical. I'm not even talking non-Christians, I mean some flavors of Christianity don't believe it.

    • @TheCommanderTaco
      @TheCommanderTaco Год назад +7

      ​@@ShiningDarknes there is also the fact in the Torah it mentions Jesus wasn't the only one to come back from the dead.

    • @ShiningDarknes
      @ShiningDarknes Год назад +34

      @@TheCommanderTaco yeah apparently it wasn't all that uncommon. My guess? They were not so good at determining if someone was actually dead or merely passed out and not breathing.

    • @louisrobitaille5810
      @louisrobitaille5810 Год назад +13

      @@TheCommanderTaco Remember: both the Muslims and the Jews agree on the fact that Jesus was just a prophet, not the Messiah. For two religions to agree on something, that something *has* to be true 😂.

  • @Wawagirl17
    @Wawagirl17 Год назад +3797

    Dude, that Judas costume BLEW ME AWAY. As well as the historically accurate background. Your research, effort, and budget on these productions are getting insane.

    • @a.f.2330
      @a.f.2330 Год назад +114

      One minor error though - Judas killed himself the day Jesus was crucified so he didn't see him 3 days later.

    • @grumpylibrarian
      @grumpylibrarian Год назад +55

      @@a.f.2330 Apparently you didn't read Acts. Matthew is the only gospel in which Judas dies, and in Acts he buys a field first, definitely not the same day.

    • @a.f.2330
      @a.f.2330 Год назад +36

      @@grumpylibrarian He got the silver coins before he betrayed Jesus, Jesus was crucified, and Judas dies. It's not clear when he bought the field, but there is no indication that he met the resurrected Jesus though (regardless of when he died). So, he definitely wasn't alive 3 days after Jesus's crucifixion.

    • @grumpylibrarian
      @grumpylibrarian Год назад +19

      @@a.f.2330 Unless you mean to imply that everyone on Earth met the risen Jesus, it doesn't hold that he must have been dead before Jesus arose simply because they didn't actually bump into each other.
      I would agree that Judas didn't meet a risen Jesus in any story, but that's artistic license in this video. And it was funny.

    • @hanntonn2
      @hanntonn2 Год назад +31

      @@grumpylibrarian Judas didn't buy the field. He returned the money to the temple out of shame and since it was blood money, they couldn't receive the money, so the priests bought the field with it to make a cemetery and it was called the field of blood. Judas was dead by that time.

  • @adamdymke8004
    @adamdymke8004 Год назад +1301

    It will never not be weird that this guy's other channel is him explaining topics like topological algebra.

    • @arkimphiri
      @arkimphiri Год назад +19

      Imagine

    • @AegisGaming99
      @AegisGaming99 Год назад +25

      fr?!

    • @nektariosorfanoudakis2270
      @nektariosorfanoudakis2270 Год назад

      Well, modern day math has turned into a religion due to creeping Platonism, thanks to the influence of Cantor and several others. There's a reason Constructivism and Type Theory aren't being taught, they don't want smart people in math anymore. Ideally Math must become a sub-branch of theoretical Comp. Sci. to become a science again.

    • @demonbullet6548
      @demonbullet6548 Год назад +16

      @@AegisGaming99 two weeks late but yes it is

    • @kristyandesouza5980
      @kristyandesouza5980 Год назад +30

      ​@@AegisGaming99this is his secondary channel, he's actually very inteligent with maths as well as humor

  • @owenmoxham347
    @owenmoxham347 Год назад +1122

    I'm so glad Zach made a clean version of rappin' for Jesus

    • @anthonynorman7545
      @anthonynorman7545 Год назад +17

      Oh no...I had forgotten about that atrocity!!

    • @BaulFoodmanedits
      @BaulFoodmanedits Год назад +43

      @@anthonynorman7545 atrocity??!?!?

    • @anthonynorman7545
      @anthonynorman7545 Год назад +13

      @@BaulFoodmanedits that thing is pure psychological damage

    • @irok1
      @irok1 Год назад +16

      ​@@anthonynorman7545 pure perfection

    • @berdwatcher5125
      @berdwatcher5125 Год назад +17

      @@anthonynorman7545 peak perfection*

  • @bettername2come
    @bettername2come Год назад +916

    Jesus's blank unwavering stare at Judas is amazingly done.

  • @respberry8877
    @respberry8877 Год назад +651

    They honestly gave their honest reaction to Jesus there by spitting those hard bars

  • @rainbowflowerpower4464
    @rainbowflowerpower4464 Год назад +719

    This sponsor is actually really cool, the first one in quite a while that I’ve genuinely considered checking out

    • @Jenifer_R_
      @Jenifer_R_ Год назад +45

      I actually did. Good site, and there's a free version. There are clickbait ads, but nothing suspicious or intrusive.

    • @Nediac800
      @Nediac800 Год назад +10

      Ground news is the only news app I allow notifications for lol

    • @Trahloc
      @Trahloc Год назад +14

      Had a sub with them for years but ended up canceling due to just avoiding news in general but they're great for a variety of takes.

    • @BibleNerd22
      @BibleNerd22 Год назад +2

      Yeah, for real👍🏾

    • @BibleNerd22
      @BibleNerd22 Год назад +1

      @@Trahloc Yes, I've been avoiding news as well.

  • @garvett6660
    @garvett6660 Год назад +311

    The exchange at the beginning between Jesus and the guy who crucified him is the single best bit of comedy I have seen in months. The sheer disbelief in „Whassup?” always kills me.

  • @osc3892
    @osc3892 Год назад +266

    2:40 🎵 "He's so fine, and so divine, we'll build a shrine, he'll bring the wine" 🎵 🤣🤣 that shit got me

  • @foxi708
    @foxi708 Год назад +128

    I can imagine one of the churches in my area playing "Go Jesus" in an effort to get the youths to go to church

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 Год назад +6

      Oddly enough religious satire turns people on to religion! 🤔 When forced opposite😄😁😇

  • @timothyvenable3336
    @timothyvenable3336 Год назад +1257

    As a Christian, this is hilarious. Love it!

    • @San-lh8us
      @San-lh8us Год назад +50

      as an athesian, i confirm, this is hilarious. Also loved it!

    • @FadiSaaidi
      @FadiSaaidi Год назад +47

      As a Muslim, this is hilarious I confirm

    • @TellNoVision
      @TellNoVision Год назад +44

      As a satanist, This could not be any funnier

    • @TheUnamedOne832
      @TheUnamedOne832 Год назад +26

      As a fellow Christian I agree

    • @zed9256
      @zed9256 Год назад +23

      As an agnostian I agree this is hilarious!

  • @pendrawer1471
    @pendrawer1471 Год назад +160

    what makes this funny to me is that pilate was literally the only other dude besides his deciples and his family that didn't want him crucified.
    Literally everryone else in Jerusalem was like
    "CRUCIFY HIM"
    and pilate was like
    "but....why!?"

    • @terram9
      @terram9 4 месяца назад

      Depends of which gospel you read. Only the gospel of Luke describes Pilate in the way you describe. ruclips.net/video/78bsM7RbK0A/видео.htmlsi=Sb8lXUGfuoQQg9_S

    • @bobatea1950
      @bobatea1950 3 месяца назад +8

      and he was still blamed for it 😭

  • @vaibhavk2400
    @vaibhavk2400 Год назад +290

    1:32 the acting. The sync. Oscar level video right here. Made my day.

    • @rianmacdonald9454
      @rianmacdonald9454 Год назад +9

      Like with most things I want to see the out takes - how the hell he could do that with out bursting out laughing is beyond me.

  • @coffeeandtrance
    @coffeeandtrance Год назад +160

    "he looks as nailed as his mother" is perfect

  • @seventeen777
    @seventeen777 Год назад +338

    I'm coming back from 6 minutes in the future to say this video was definitely a banger, you guys are gonna love it

  • @Hyblup
    @Hyblup Год назад +3011

    As an atheist, your videos are always getting me closer to converting lmao

    • @JACKRIDERPLAYZ
      @JACKRIDERPLAYZ Год назад +32

      Lol

    • @thorpeaaron1110
      @thorpeaaron1110 Год назад +39

      Same honestly

    • @GrimTheDestroyer
      @GrimTheDestroyer Год назад +258

      Converting into Zach Star religion right?

    • @jowo8862
      @jowo8862 Год назад +62

      He already converted me 💀

    • @Wawagirl17
      @Wawagirl17 Год назад +78

      Fellow atheist, and I cannot imagine a better tactic. (I also love that he uploaded this 2 months after Easter, lol)

  • @LegendaryDorkKnight
    @LegendaryDorkKnight Год назад +134

    The way he looked after saying "Thanks, Jesus" put me in the ground.

  • @travisporter5222
    @travisporter5222 Год назад +148

    I love how your sponsors are also making the world a better place like you

  • @animonarch800
    @animonarch800 Год назад +221

    I'm not even a christian and this video is comedy gold

    • @tentaplayz3691
      @tentaplayz3691 Год назад +5

      its literally for athiests lol

    • @prosens52
      @prosens52 Год назад +3

      @@tentaplayz3691 not specifically lol

    • @nebulongalaxus7212
      @nebulongalaxus7212 Год назад +5

      ⁠@@tentaplayz3691as one of them i fully agree but i think even religious ppl will find this hilarious

    • @underdrow5572
      @underdrow5572 Год назад +4

      As a Christian, I do think this is mostly for atheists. There are several biblical inaccuracies that can be seen by just reading the bible once, and the ending is borderline sacrilegious. Doesn't stop the skit from being hilarious though.

  • @codybear5840
    @codybear5840 Год назад +379

    God I love all the religious skits. They're always hilarious.

    • @ActuallyDeath
      @ActuallyDeath Год назад +10

      *Indeed.*

    • @lemonboi1609
      @lemonboi1609 Год назад +3

      @@ActuallyDeath when

    • @tentaplayz3691
      @tentaplayz3691 Год назад +1

      @@ActuallyDeath DEATH?

    • @seantay3279
      @seantay3279 Год назад +1

      ​@@ActuallyDeath *HELLO DEATH. BEEN A WHILE HASN'T IT?*

    • @ActuallyDeath
      @ActuallyDeath Год назад +2

      @@seantay3279 *It has, how is your latest reincarnation going?*

  • @Aaron.Reichert
    @Aaron.Reichert Год назад +371

    Borderline sacrilegious but absolutely hilarious.
    There's a ton of really clever lines in there that can slip by you if you're not paying enough attention.

    • @sophisticatedfrog5737
      @sophisticatedfrog5737 Год назад +77

      Almost as sacrilegious as putting ecclesiastical vestments to secular use

    • @NoahTheNoah
      @NoahTheNoah Год назад +41

      @@sophisticatedfrog5737 I’m sorry but could you lower that to a third grade reading level so the rest of us can understand?

    • @Aaron.Reichert
      @Aaron.Reichert Год назад +25

      @@NoahTheNoah
      I think he might be referring to the writing on the wall incident in the book of Daniel with king Belshazzar.
      He used the goblets from the temple to drink in honor of false gods.

    • @jamesmichael9110
      @jamesmichael9110 Год назад +15

      Nah frog man referencing a previous vid

    • @tentaplayz3691
      @tentaplayz3691 Год назад

      @@NoahTheNoah LMAO

  • @sinthetikbeast
    @sinthetikbeast Год назад +72

    "Looks about as nailed as his MOTHER", is an underrated line af

  • @kenslycarpel3140
    @kenslycarpel3140 Год назад +58

    Zach totally missed his chance at 3:10 to say "Thank me" instead of "Thank God" since he was playing God.

    • @PersonCuber
      @PersonCuber 8 месяцев назад +8

      No, that means that there's a God for god

  • @SanderDoesThings
    @SanderDoesThings Год назад +56

    Getting Jesus himself to do your sponsorship is a pretty chad powermove

  • @Ihavenoideahelp
    @Ihavenoideahelp Год назад +30

    The fact I watched this 3 days after it was posted seals the deal.

  • @MachiaveIIi.
    @MachiaveIIi. Год назад +185

    I died when judas said "disciple divas"

  • @antikommunistischaktion
    @antikommunistischaktion Год назад +83

    Jesus having the most unamused look possible.

  • @roma540
    @roma540 Год назад +54

    I Dunno about Jesus, but YOU definitely nailed it.

  • @CalebLailMusik
    @CalebLailMusik Год назад +24

    The fact he put in enough work to put the characters in different shirts but didn’t just wrap a towel around Jesus is admirable

  • @the_secret_111
    @the_secret_111 Год назад +45

    I do not know how you are not unanimously considered the fucking best comedian/skit-maker ever

    • @eduardoyamaha7279
      @eduardoyamaha7279 Год назад +1

      Right? Dude has better one-liners in a 3 min video than 20 years of SNL and comedy central together.

    • @Ilias2
      @Ilias2 Год назад

      He's competing with Calebcity. They're competing for first place.

    • @sonicdml4175
      @sonicdml4175 Год назад

      @@Ilias2
      I think Ryan George too.

  • @yashkapoor0
    @yashkapoor0 Год назад +16

    I love how the background character #2 (on the right) turns into Chad Chadwick Chadderson when the singing starts around 1:55

  • @henryallsebrook
    @henryallsebrook Год назад +106

    Go, go
    Go, go, go, go
    Go, Jesus, it's your birthday
    We gon' party like it's your birthday
    We gon' eat turkey like it's your birthday
    And you know we don't give a heck it's not your birthday
    You can find me out the cave, since I got raised
    Look, mami, I got the cross if you into getting saved
    I'm into saving the lost, I ain't into owning slaves
    So come give me a kiss if you into gettin' paid
    You can find me out the cave, since I got raised
    Look, mami, I got the cross if you into getting saved
    I'm into saving the lost, I ain't into owning slaves
    So come give me a kiss if you into gettin' paid
    When I pull up out front, you see the power up above
    When I met up with John, I was baptised with a dove
    Vicars heard I talk with God, now they wanna show me love
    When you heal like a doctor, then the sick, they wanna touch
    Look homie, ain't nothin' changed, sin's down, J's up
    I see Peter on the rock, hey, vicar, set that church up
    If you watch how I move, you'll mistake me for a player or sinner
    Been and had a few dinners, but I don't walk with killers
    In the city in Israel, they sayin', "JC, you hot"
    They like me, I want 'em to love me like they love God
    But holla in Naz'reth, the fellas'll tell you I'm loco
    And the plan is to convert Constantinople
    I'm fully focused, man, my prayers on my mind
    Got a life out the deal and I'm still on the grind
    Now disciples said they feelin' my style, they feelin' my flow
    You learn friends when the cock cried and they ready to go
    You can find me out the cave, since I got raised
    Look, mami, I got the cross if you into getting saved
    I'm into saving the lost, I ain't into owning slaves
    So come give me a kiss if you into gettin' paid
    You can find me out the cave, since I got raised
    Look, mami, I got the cross if you into getting saved
    I'm into saving the lost, I ain't into owning slaves
    So come give me a kiss if you into gettin' paid
    My words, my verse brought me converts
    That bought me all my chance meetings
    Herod, Pilate, Judas, Caiaphas
    Look, fellas, I done came up and I ain't changed
    And you should love me way more than you hate me
    Vicars, you mad? I thought that you'd be happy God sent me?
    I'm that guy at the table toastin' to the blood and life
    You that scheming traitor Jew tryna sell me out, right?
    When my soul gets to become King in Heaven , it's on
    I wink my eye at your girl, if she smiles, she gone
    Set that girl on fire, let the non repenters burn
    If you talkin' about money, homie, I'm also concerned
    I'ma tell you what God told me, "Cuz, go 'head, switch the style up
    If fellas hoard, then let 'em hoard, and watch their money pile up"
    Then we can go up to Heaven where they can't climb up
    They know where the real King be
    You can find me out the cave, since I got raised
    Look, mami, I got the cross if you into getting saved
    I'm into saving the lost, I ain't into owning slaves
    So come give me a kiss if you into gettin' paid
    You can find me out the cave, since I got raised
    Look, mami, I got the cross if you into getting saved
    I'm into saving the lost, I ain't into owning slaves
    So come give me a kiss if you into gettin' paid
    Don't try to act like you don't know where we be neither, vicar
    We in the church all the time, vicar, so pop, pop off, vicar
    J-Unit

  • @Aquillion
    @Aquillion Год назад +40

    Everything positive everyone else said. Specifically though just wanted to highlight your never boring ad reads and publicly appreciate how seamlessly you always manage to stitch them in there. One of the only creators whose ad reads I actually like sitting through.

  • @kiaratheotaku6257
    @kiaratheotaku6257 Год назад +40

    The facial expressions and comedic timing are always on point

  • @miguelbatista535
    @miguelbatista535 Год назад +39

    I love how much effort he put on the costumes

  • @deleted-something
    @deleted-something Год назад +22

    2:53 missed opportunity to say oh my Myself

  • @alanmakoso1115
    @alanmakoso1115 Год назад +20

    Hugs and **kisses**. That kiss of Judas reference was gold

  • @Slothptimal
    @Slothptimal Год назад +18

    Zach really listened to "What If God Was One Of Us" and went - I have an idea!

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 Год назад

      Wonder if he was smoking 🚬 local weed while thinking up this video 📹🤔

  • @desireemoore7463
    @desireemoore7463 Год назад +87

    I love how your never really sure what Zach's political opinions or Religious beliefs are. Everyone can (and should) enjoy his videos.

    • @tentaplayz3691
      @tentaplayz3691 Год назад +3

      fr

    • @chaosenforcerdhm969
      @chaosenforcerdhm969 Год назад +3

      It’s pretty clear he is atheist or Christian

    • @amekoeppel8392
      @amekoeppel8392 Год назад +1

      @@chaosenforcerdhm969 Why do you think so?

    • @enderduck4253
      @enderduck4253 Год назад +15

      ​@@chaosenforcerdhm969"There's no ambiguity with his beliefs, he's very clearly either religious or not religious".

    • @desireemoore7463
      @desireemoore7463 Год назад +2

      ​@@chaosenforcerdhm969yes, but that's the point I was making, which is he ? You don't know and for that reason anyone can enjoy his videos.

  • @moistnugget4147
    @moistnugget4147 Год назад +46

    That must have been incredibly awkward, now that you've got me thinking about it lol. You torture a guy and he just walks by a few days later 😂

  • @18bluecat
    @18bluecat Год назад +23

    My only problem with this is that Judas would be dead at this point and Pilate really didn't want to crucify Jesus.

    • @anthonynorman7545
      @anthonynorman7545 Год назад +3

      But was it funny?

    • @18bluecat
      @18bluecat Год назад +5

      @@anthonynorman7545 Oh yeah, this was great. I just want my sketches to be accurate to the source material plot wise. Don't care about costumes, sets, or language.

    • @VegascoinVegas
      @VegascoinVegas 2 месяца назад

      If I could find miraculous proof that he was a Saint and if I could build a church with his name, then would you attend services at St. Sam Kinison of Fairborn Serbian Orthodox Church?

  • @amberhoward7807
    @amberhoward7807 Год назад +8

    "He's so fine, bc he's divine, he'll bring the wine... Go Jesus!" Well.... this will be stuck in my head for a while now....

  • @melodyecho4156
    @melodyecho4156 Год назад +16

    If anybody wants to go back to the beginning of the fire song, 1:48 is where it's at

  • @Crilic3
    @Crilic3 Год назад +40

    As a Christian I freaking appreciate this haha!
    (Even though He literally told Judas this would happen)

    • @Byvenic
      @Byvenic Год назад +3

      Let's be real though, if someone told you that would you believe them?

    • @milogop3574
      @milogop3574 Год назад

      You can say fuck if you want

    • @ShayPatrickCormacTHEHUNTER
      @ShayPatrickCormacTHEHUNTER Год назад +9

      ​@@Byvenicafter seeing them walk on water and stuff, of course. Who would not?

    • @Byvenic
      @Byvenic Год назад

      @@ShayPatrickCormacTHEHUNTER There are ways to get around that stuff, you ever seen the crazy stuff magicians do? Walking on water is one of the many tricks.
      You could theorise the person they killed wasn't Jesus but just a proxy. Especially if you never saw him properly before he was crucified. A bystander could easily argue that it was never Jesus on the cross.
      There are countless ways to trick an audience.
      However if it was someone who personally knew Jesus, saw him get executed, entombed, then saw him again after he died... yeah. That's probably gonna do it.

    • @TaeSunWoo
      @TaeSunWoo Год назад +1

      @@ByvenicI do now

  • @lucamaddalena8357
    @lucamaddalena8357 Год назад +18

    This was probably the best video I've ever seen

  • @lDreamMaker
    @lDreamMaker Месяц назад +1

    Dude I watched like 20 of your vids. This one and the washington /licon bits basically sealed the deal. I'm suscribing

  • @elbuenohombre
    @elbuenohombre Год назад +22

    That "Go Jesus" song was the best religious rap since "Rappin' for Jesus". If you know, you know.

  • @Natertot.
    @Natertot. Год назад +11

    His segways into the sponsors are always on point gotta admit one of the few ads I dont skip

  • @NocturnalCoder
    @NocturnalCoder Год назад +21

    "looks as nailed as his mother", the layers to these jokes 🤣

  • @Ralic100
    @Ralic100 Год назад +3

    Dude, the skit was great, but hol shit THAT AD!!! I was looking so long for something like this news site!

  • @philipprudek9537
    @philipprudek9537 Год назад +32

    love this skit. totally accurate, humorous and slanderous all in ~3 mins. great stuff dude. as a Christian I am happy that this is what fell into my recommended.

    • @tentaplayz3691
      @tentaplayz3691 Год назад +2

      Slanderous is great stuff?

    • @philipprudek9537
      @philipprudek9537 Год назад +2

      @@tentaplayz3691 if it is humorous, and without ill intent, i believe i can put aside my beliefs and have some fun laughing at my own religion for once. yes, even if it is slanderous towards my religion.

    • @gangsterg1936
      @gangsterg1936 Год назад

      @@philipprudek9537 not sure if that's an okay principle to hold. I guess it depends where you're going to draw the line.

  • @HelloIAmAnExist
    @HelloIAmAnExist Год назад +9

    2:03 "He's bringing all the news"
    You should've used that for the transition to the sponsor lol

  • @SatoriShirayuki
    @SatoriShirayuki Год назад +14

    You manage to make the most random shit funny, love man

  • @ThereIsNoSpoon678
    @ThereIsNoSpoon678 Год назад +20

    0:30 “What’s Easter?!”

  • @hunterwashere6242
    @hunterwashere6242 Год назад +16

    Go Jesus!! Go Jesus!!!

  • @Joshua-uw7wm
    @Joshua-uw7wm Год назад +51

    I love these comedic takes on the Bible that aren't insulting or blasphemy. Shows real talent because anyone can just s*** on something

  • @GG128_
    @GG128_ Год назад +12

    i think this is the hardest i've laughed at one of your videos

  • @kami8548
    @kami8548 Год назад +45

    I cant stop playing 'Go Jesus" in my head

  • @EnderStine
    @EnderStine Год назад +8

    i just realized jesus is trying to hold back his laughter and keep a straight face

  • @DUDEBRUHMICE
    @DUDEBRUHMICE 4 месяца назад +4

    “Oh my god this is fucking hilarious” agreed times infinity, that song was absolutely amazing

  • @Malik-dm8ms
    @Malik-dm8ms Год назад +4

    I downloaded ground news last week! It’s the only news source that actually gives you information from both sides of the aisle. They’ll show you everyone who covered a story and where they stand politically!

  • @creeperplayz5742
    @creeperplayz5742 Год назад +7

    We need a 1 hour version of that song

  • @almightyace3581
    @almightyace3581 Год назад +13

    When your at church watching this before it starts 😂 that ad read tho DAMN

  • @perunsnowhammer
    @perunsnowhammer Год назад +2

    The fact I saw this video 3 days after it was released is just a cherry on top

  • @crazyanimegamer5667
    @crazyanimegamer5667 Год назад +10

    Zach continues to be a comedic gift from some superior being. 😂

  • @munimahmed7877
    @munimahmed7877 6 месяцев назад +2

    I love how Herod was complaining and all (about the song) but after notticinv Jesus he instantaneously desided to join the chant and also took a lead in the song and made some lines up at that samme moment.

  • @TexMeta
    @TexMeta Год назад +4

    My favorite part of these skits is next to no effort in the costume department. Just different colored tshirts, headgear, and a paper sign taped on you.

  • @admin.slayerenryu
    @admin.slayerenryu Год назад +2

    I love how calm and nonchalant Jesus is in the entire video, that feels so in character.

  • @GMPranav
    @GMPranav Год назад +3

    I can't believe Zach got Jesus himself to promote Ground News!

  • @dsanchack332
    @dsanchack332 Год назад +7

    To be fair, the lyrics were actually pretty clever.

  • @soulburner1860
    @soulburner1860 Год назад +3

    Actually more interested in an ad that could reveal the bias in my sources and reasoning than the video. Thanks to exurbia giving me a new topic to think of yesterday.

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 Год назад +3

    videos where Zach has sung a song:
    - "Just a normal first day of school for every introvert on planet Earth" (Chad Chadwick Chadderson sang, not Zach)
    - "Bedtime stories at every U.S. politician's house"
    - this one

  • @jaketheslsnake
    @jaketheslsnake Год назад +3

    Welp, my Sunday has been made. Thanks Zach, love ya harder than God loved that segues. :D

  • @anastasiao4036
    @anastasiao4036 Год назад +3

    This taught me more about Christianity lore than my visit to church when I was little ever did.

  • @lanxcapo7496
    @lanxcapo7496 Год назад +3

    with how many times he must have had to repeat "go jesus" in order to have that many "characters" sing at the same time for so long his neightbours must have thought that he was going through some religious episode

  • @swordsmancs
    @swordsmancs Год назад +4

    The repeated “Heh-hey, Jesus!” Gets funnier every time

  • @matthewjohnson6886
    @matthewjohnson6886 Год назад +2

    Genius. Some of your best work to date sir. You nailed it 😉

  • @nathanwhite704
    @nathanwhite704 Год назад +6

    "He looks as nailed as his mother" lol.

  • @syphen96
    @syphen96 Год назад +10

    I'd honestly give up

    • @markm0000
      @markm0000 Год назад +1

      The guy literally won’t die. What’s the point in trying again

  • @redbatlizer7423
    @redbatlizer7423 Год назад +11

    That Judas reaction killed me

  • @Boh_8392
    @Boh_8392 10 дней назад +1

    One year has already passed and the song is still not on spotify...

  • @v4n1ty92
    @v4n1ty92 Год назад +5

    "What are we? *snap* disciple divas" is the funniest thing I've heard in the past 2 years 😂

  • @moistsquish
    @moistsquish Год назад +9

    Imma show this to my pastor

    • @anthonylong9067
      @anthonylong9067 11 месяцев назад

      Please tell me you did

    • @moistsquish
      @moistsquish 11 месяцев назад

      @@anthonylong9067 I would , if I actually went to church 🤣

  • @docgrey3826
    @docgrey3826 Год назад +5

    "About as nailed as his mother" OMG Thanks Zack

  • @Matthew_Klepadlo
    @Matthew_Klepadlo Год назад +4

    What about the two thieves that were crucified with Christ?
    Would it be like to be the first two guys to enter Heaven? If both of them did, and not just the one who undoubtedly submitted to Jesus.

  • @mikvan9849
    @mikvan9849 Год назад +8

    I could *almost* share this with my Christian friends... rip

  • @musickbed
    @musickbed Год назад +5

    “To a virgin, not like a surgeon”…love Weird Al

  • @Naturewalkingthrough
    @Naturewalkingthrough Год назад +6

    From smosh: “Jesus! Please forgive us.”
    “I forgive you my son…but my tommy gun don’t!”

  • @startingQB
    @startingQB Год назад +2

    About the ad... who decides if the article leans left center or right? Because... that's what really counts.

  • @Alex-vd9bf
    @Alex-vd9bf Год назад +3

    it's just how everyone that passes by just joins in on the song like they didn't jus crucify him

  • @aris8095
    @aris8095 7 месяцев назад +2

    How does this only have 370k views its criminal i mean he was able and willing to go back in time and record this

    • @CollisionPlayz
      @CollisionPlayz 5 месяцев назад +1

      "Oh shit, it's Zach from seat 12C, just like the prophecy foretold!"

  • @BibleNerd22
    @BibleNerd22 Год назад +3

    No lie. Ground sounds like something I'd be into.

  • @HeKenMars4Ever
    @HeKenMars4Ever Год назад

    Oh. My. Gosh. This is BY FAR your best video. The song WAS FIRE!!

  • @orealz
    @orealz Год назад +3

    Ah yes, the original "Guess who's back, back again?"

  • @reformedorthodoxmunmanquara
    @reformedorthodoxmunmanquara Год назад +1

    I love the reoccuring “Love thy neighbor.” line across this series.