When the 3 wise men get lost
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watching the same person have an argument with themselves is so fun for some reason
Ikr
ikr - I dunno why, but for some reason it's really entertaining...
Wdym the same person, they’re different people
It's truely amazing how many historical and religious figures were actually time-traveling Zach Star clones.
*himself
honestly its impressive how this guy does everything by himself, he could be a great actor
He's an actor. He's playing a human at the moment 😂
yeah, he could be like a certain plumber, doctor, astronaut, fire fighter and engineer
@@pandagaming7087 Damn, you think he should replace Movie-Mario’s VA? 😂
well, he is the greatest 😂
He should make a RUclips channel
"we could literally get an oil change by digging straight down and taking what we find to the nearest dude named juan" lmao that line was gold
Is Juan a middle Eastern name? It sounds more Latino
@@oompa1274 i have no idea
@@oompa1274 you're right. Mahmoud would work better.
No. That line was oil
@@kevkevplays5662 It was "glack gold, Texas tea."
love that these guys have everything from cars to processed doritos but forgot to bring an actual map
Well if the goddamn satellites were working correctly they would’ve had service on their iPhone 13 or whatever, and they wouldn’t need one…🤷
@@SpringoFlamingo *iPhone 0.000000064
who needs a map when u have the star :D
Hard to use a map in desert I guess
@@SpringoFlamingo That's the problem - even if it were working, Apple Maps would lead them into a desert with no gas station in sight ;)
"I know when you first hear it you think it's stupid"
"When camels hear it they think it's stupid, I'm just agreeing with them."
2:22 That line is pure gold.
I very narrowly avoided a spit-take when this line came up, i'm still trying to recover :D
I ruined the 699 likes and made it 700 lmao
And they snorted the frankincense, but we still need to find out what happened with the myrrh.
i was the 1000th like :0
@@eatyourcereal6577 *well **_congLATUlations!_*
It’s time to admit that he has ASCENDED in his form of comedy 🏆
Give him another week and he will probably ascend, after he gets cancels and locked away of course.
@@Dkgow when someone gets canceled for making jokes about the three wise men: 😯
@@ActuallyNoah Only to rise again 3 days later as the true messiah of youtube.
Just hope he doesn't DESCEND.
Hope he repents before then.
420 likes. Nice!
The most unrealistic part of this is eating potentially the same chip bag across 3 days
Especially Doritos. Those are addictive af
It took me about 2 weeks to finish my last chip bag.
@@SugarandSarcasm 2 mins
I don’t know why but Zach doing star navigation with his finger is really hilarious for some reason
You can use knuckles or thumbs to navigate.
Within a half a degree of accuracy.
@@dudeistpreist5721 trust me what he was doing with his fingers was NOT proper star navigation
Impressed how Gasper managed to save enough to have snacks for the birth of baby jesus.
When I skipped the ad the first thing I heard was "Now that everyone who skipped the ad is back" and I'm laughing my ass off
Same XD
LMBO same. I actually blinked hard at it taken aback. He sure knows his audience.
same😭😭😭
Same
always watch his ads, he ads humour in them as well
As family guy put it:
"We're the 3 wise men, we came here following a star."
"Those two statements contradict each other."
Sure, that's why stars were used to navigate in the oceans.
Such brain, much smort...
@@TheMrNoobChannel who is to say it even worked and they just didn't get lucky that there was land where they was heading 🤔 also they wrote down what stars they followed to get certain places and passed it along. The 3 wise men bs is just a fairytale story
@@brandontalley4288 Yeah, sure before they had the nautical maps they surely *were* lucky earth wasn't just flat and they would have just fell.
(they would fell of the earth because it was flat, its a joke)
@@brandontalley4288 Stars were/are not used for navigation. Lol
@@joshd3502 then what was 🤔
"We could literally get an oil change by digging straight down and taking what we find to the nearest guy named Juan "😂😂
Juan, such an Arab name😂😂😂
One guy finally getting a word in saying he thinks it might be round, both simultaneously tell him to “SHIT UP” 💀 I can stop laughing bruh
“”Shit up””
“It’s a Christmas miracle”
“No that’s still a few days away”
I mean he’s not wrong
Actually in the Gospels it mentions the wise folk turning up a few years after the birth of the Messiah
I discovered and binged through all sketches on this channel in about 9 days several weeks ago, and this is the first upload since subscribing, WHOOP! I've needed this SO bad after a crazy week. Nothing cures exhaustion from your dad accidentally setting the basement on fire like Zach Star reenacting history showing up on your feed. ;)
Glad you could join the other 394000 addicts :)
@@seventeen777 Absolutely! I am in LOVE with this man's creations and humor.
@@Wawagirl17 one of the best honestly
welcome to the family
@@seventeen777 I'm not addicted. I could stop any time. I just like to see the skits..
I just love how he can seamlessly incorporate the Ads into his Skits. Golden 👌🏼
_"OK now that everyone who skipped the ad is back-"_
Gotta love Zach's seamless ad transitions. No one does it better.
I think this is exactly how it happened with one minor difference. Instead of not having reception, he had lost his map.
5:41 "now that everyone who skipped the ad is back"
I felt called out lol
“Now that all the people who skipped the add are back”
I died 💀😂
You explained astronomy so well with those hand gestures in timestamp 03:45, I understood your point immediately!
You know the sketch is gonna be good when it has the classic Zach "are you fucking serious" face in the thumbnail.
I love that this is a world where people simultaneously don't know how navigation by stars or the world is a globe, but Ticketmaster also exists 😄
I can't believe Zach *Star* is telling us that following a star isn't wise
"now that everyone that skipped the ad is back" damn Zach you got me good
I enjoy watching the ads because of how brilliantly you incorporate them into the skit! I hope companies see these types of comments and pay you more as a result! :D
Companies don't give a fk. They will look at sales, take a massive profit margin, pay out bonuses to CEO, than shareholders, than lobbyists and political donations, and if anything is left they still gonna spend it elsewhere lmao. Capitalism
Every time you say fuck or fucking, I laugh hysterically. It’s the way you say it!
Also I didn’t skip the ad
I never skip his ads! They are hilarious 😂
"now that everyone who skipped the ad is finally back" oof i didnt expect to be called out lol
The stars were actually the best way of navigating without a compass or a detailed map. I don't think they had either of this during that time in the middle of the desert. Celestial navigation was actually important for a very long time on ships. The pole star for example pointed exactly enough for ancient sailors to the north that they could follow it. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pole_star and for celestial navigation en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celestial_navigation
I mean, people have used stars for orientation on a lot of travels, so he is actually ahead of his time if we are being honest.
Pure gold yet again, I love your humour
Pure frankincense
"Now that Everyone who skipped the ad is finally back"
This freaked me out a bit xD
"They were an extra nine dollars one ticket master" 🤣
I love the flat vs. round argument, short-lived as it was lol.
“I’ve honestly been following ..Zach Star”
I'm happy to see you upload. Keep up the great work!
“Now that everyone who has skipped the ad is finally back…”
I feel seen. 😂
The irony being that the best way to navigate at this time would be following the stars….
"Actually I hear it might be round."
"Shut up."
I like how the guy in white and blue are fighting over direction, but are damn sure that the Earth is flat😅
I appreciate the presentation, just want to point out navigation by the stars is....like, a well-established thing. Assuming some creative license, it's entirely plausible that the Wise Men navigated to their definition by calculating their position/destination via location of the stars.
Nice sketch, Zach.
Creative and imaginative 💀
I skipped the ad right on the "alright now that everyone who skipped the ad is finally back"😂😂😂
1:11 i mean, in the past, they used stars effectively to nagivate
"aphrodite pole dance on the pillars of creation"🤣🤣
Would go to see that
"now that everyone that skipped the ad is finally back"
was timed perfectly for me.
Holy crap he's back
"I will admit... that star is *suspiciously* brighter than all the other stars..."
I mean, sailors navigated via the stars, so it’s not that weird.
1:29 For some reason i think i really needed to hear that i was getting to imaginative for no apparent reason lol
"Ok, now how do we get back?"
Lmfao the polish translation of my name is one of them, I like this.
I'd like to point out that having cell service would've been another way of following something NOT ON EARTH.......
He fully called me out on the as skipping 😭
4:29 i was surprised to hear opec since i had to do a presentation about that not long ago
I've never thought about what happens during the day and following the star lol
I can’t skip your ads. They feel like a part of the story 😂
Honestly Zach, that was one of your funniest videos, I laughed so much watching it, thank you
I'm convinced that this is what happened in real life and no one is going to change my mind
5:41 I feel shocked and addressed.
"Now that everyone who skipped the ad is finally back" pure gold ✨
1:23 I mean, we learned about wayfinding in “Moana”
5:40 You called me out there.
"I heard it might be round"
"Shut up!!!"
💀💀
Zach Star never disappoints.
" now that everyone who skipped the add is finally back " And miss that perfect segway
I'm going to follow the space station and see if it leads to NASA. Just need to get really drunk first
You know, it was very common to use the stars for navigation.
Stars as in plural. Not singular. I doubt anyone got where they were going by following a singular ball of fire in space without being extremely lucky
@@phoenix0166the North Star?
@@Sanbi35 in relation to others I think
great, as always! kinda expected something about the star moving throughout the night, though.
i was waiting for geek zach to appear addressing that
I appreciate how many subliminal "Follow a Star" lines you rammed in there. 👏
The concept of a star being so close that moving from anywhere on earth to another place also on earth that the star moves *visibly* relative to other stars is worrying.
Bro didn't have to call me out for skipping the ad like that
In the short silence before he spoke, I thought: “you followed - a STAR!??” And yes. I heard that in Zach’s voice.
The Doritos were a nice touch😂
That must've been a magical bag of chips to have lasted that long
1:57 even better than Jesse's, damn. Even Jesus had access to good purity.
You should do a collab with Daniel Thrasher. It’d be on another level
Astronavigation has been an effective navigation process.
5:46 literally me watching this. Exact same bag!
These are my last three brain cells arguing.
Awesome videos all the time
"You're such a Pisces."
-Am Pisces. Can confirm. 😂
another masterpiece
The 3 wise men had more modern phones than me.
gotta love how they think the earth is flat but believe in space
People knew that the earth was round back then. They had boats. So they could see them disappear over the horizon. That wouldn't happen if the earth was flat.
Video idea:
Moses' reaction to the golden calf.
Love your content keep up the great work
Turns out Zach was the real Star all along
It's all about belief
I can strangely agree to the Black Shirt Wise Guy
wish i would’ve seen this ad before i got gas earlier today😂
I WIIIIILLL ADMIT, that staaaar is SUSPIIIIICIOUSLY bright!
i love how he actually made the ad fit in with the video
why is every comedy sketchy you make just a work of genius art?
my expectations were subverted every turn of the way, this was mountains of giggles!
Wow, a sponsor thing that was actually worthwhile. I mean, it took some time to get 20 dollars worth of cash back, but it did pay out as advertised. It only works at certain places though, so I'm guessing they make their money on kickbacks.
Following stars was a common way of navigation back in the day. Especially since without light pollution, stars were much more prominent and easy to see.
This is so good. I love these.
We’re going to see the birth of Jesus, not birth of Jupiter
Aphrodite pole dance on the pillars of creation
😂😂 this is pure gold to me