If you wanna keep playing with epoxy scheiss,better protect your self don't inhale the fumes don't let the stuff touch your skin ,..I made windmil blades and factory I worked even with protection 90% people including me got heavy allergic reaction from it..
John i really do want to take your 4:36 pro tip but how can i trust you now after watching you earlier set your saw horse on fire? hahaha great project mate loved it
Bevel was good idea. The turbulence in the blue resin looks super. People at boring meetings will have a beautiful visual alternative to falling asleep.
That table is utterly and impossibly gorgeous. Thank you for sharing with us! I have to add... the room that this incredible table has been placed in is tragic! I hope someone has gotten involved since and made the needed changes to the floor and walls that surround this masterpiece!
I am in the middle of build just like this. The river will be jet black and almost 2 feet wide. Final dimensions will be 5' x 10'. I was thinking I would have to let in a 1/4" steel plate in a couple places. After seeing this though....my luck it would fold up like a hospital bed as soon as I pick it up. Wish me luck.
Nice table ! You did a great job, especially when you consider you really had no idea what you were doing, and you pulled it off. You got great neighbors.
@@mypigsfatter4154 You dont have to be a genius to look at that light to know that will hurt your eyes without protection. And yes every where i looked they recommend either a welding mask or properly shaded lenses to use the plasma cutter. You are wrong and should stop spreading false information that will get people hurt.
@@mypigsfatter4154 "Arc rays produce intense visible and invisible (ultraviolet and infrared) light rays that can burn eyes and skin. Proper clothing protects your skin, but your eyes need the additional protection provided by a face shield or safety glasses outfitted with the correct lens shade. To determine the proper lens shade, check your machine's amperage capabilities and then consult Figure 1 (see ANSI Z49.1 for shade numbers used with plasma cutting above 80 amps). To protect others from flash and glare, install and maintain approved screens and barriers where appropriate. Warn observers before initiating a plasma arc."
I'm not American but I love your patriotism! We need more talented, inspirational and patriotic guys like you across the world! Greetings from Ireland 🤘🏻🇮🇪
That table is insanely gorgeous! Tell me, did you secretly pretend you were using an ab roller while you were using the router at the beginning? 01:00 lol Tfs.
Wow it's amazing what a nice TABLE you can make with a work shop filled with $250,000 worth of machinery, someone else's workshop, someone else's spray shop and someone else's forklift. Fucking heroes.
Sure is S M. Very grateful for good neighbors. I'll assume your comment wasnt a jab. because im sure you're a nice guy, not a jealous one who makes mindless comments on the internet....
@@John_Malecki Hahahahahahaha!! Jealous? I've been woodworking for about 34 years, you know, like carpentry with dove tails, mortice & tenon, wood chisels, shaves etc I would expect a first year apprentice to produce better quality work than this with hand tools and talent. This is basically for amateurs, anyone can mix epoxy and pour it into a shallow tray alongside some pieces of wood. All you people have just discovered epoxy and are ten a penny making tables because basically that's all you can make, a table is idiot proof. Next time try taking some wood slabs, join them together and finish them into a table with nothing but wood and hand tools. Where is YOUR skill, you used just about everyone else's skills and machinery to produce....wait for it, yet another "live edge" epoxy table that every other spud is doing. And by the way, you're another that has atrocious health and safety, if you want to inspire people inspire them to work safe.
I bleed sweat and cry on everything.... its the fun!
4 года назад+2
You, are literally "The Chosen One"! Out of all the videos screaming "Click *ME!* I chose yours, and this project was awesome! Will that giant slab of epoxy remain stable without cracking or separating from the wood... forever?
Hi John, I may have missed it in the video, but did you have to do the pour in multiple stages, allowing each layer to dry first, or did you do the entire pour in one shot?
This was my first time watching any of your episodes, I am now a BIG fan of you and your work! Keep up the great work, I wish you all the best on any future endeavors!!
This is awesome! I love the blue. What would something like this cost an interested party? Also, what did you do to secure the cross beam wood in the base?
@@John_Malecki Yeah the epoxy looks great, but I was more referring to the tiny imperfections that can be seen at 16:28. Was this left untouched for more of a natural look?
All i could think of at the start: Yes, Morty, I'm familiar with the bubble. Beautiful finished product, i'm sure they loved it! So gorgeous. fun video too :-)
DUDEBRO! Your comedy is like, So rad. Making fun of guys for being small, safety third, showing the neighbors who daddy is by setting you sawhorse on fire, asking for their help carrying, using their machines and forklift on your build: hilarious!
Can we just as a collective call this the last river table video, this is pretty epic but damn... i mean.. lets stop pouring epoxy on stuff, in stuff, around stuff, through stuff, over stuff.
I am not sure why none of the epoxy table makers drill holes in the bonding areas so that epoxy can seep in and form additional structural support. When you make a river, add some greens like shrubs. Makes it more real. Bury a few live guppies too
If you love River tables and wild epoxy projects, you have to watch my latest build A VOLCANO LAVA TABLE! ruclips.net/video/Naq9wvJ45Y0/видео.html
Volcano table turned out EPIC. 🤘🤘 Sweet job on this table dude.
John Malecki How long did you play football for
I SUBSCRIBED TODAY!
If you wanna keep playing with epoxy scheiss,better protect your self don't inhale the fumes don't let the stuff touch your skin ,..I made windmil blades and factory I worked even with protection 90% people including me got heavy allergic reaction from it..
John i really do want to take your 4:36 pro tip but how can i trust you now after watching you earlier set your saw horse on fire? hahaha
great project mate loved it
Dude helping carry he table at the end has a legendary mullet
Its incredible !
Legend has it that you can hear that mullet’s battle cry when it’s overworked.
Business in the front, party in the back.
That was joe dirt
That's one luscious mullet
Bevel was good idea. The turbulence in the blue resin looks super. People at boring meetings will have a beautiful visual alternative to falling asleep.
If you like some wild EPOXY projects, check out this experiment I did making chisels! ruclips.net/video/P0HGDdbap-Y/видео.html
John Malecki stop trying to be funny all the time
I LOVE the wood runners that you added in between the legs.
LOL
If you like this video, you're going to LOVE this one! ruclips.net/video/7YZb7ZmnRHI/видео.html
JM: Gonna show the neighbors who daddy is.
Also JM: hey neighbor, can I borrow your forklift/ CNC & Shop?
Ya, i gave them a mirror..... i wasnt daddy hahahah
Also, may I borrow your fire extinguisher for a moment?
It takes a village!
and take it over to my pink shop?
My landlord wanted to spice up the block. Who am I to judge ....
I love this table's contrast... particularly its sandy-colored wood edge against the blue expoxy ...what a RIVER TABLE!!!
That table is utterly and impossibly gorgeous. Thank you for sharing with us! I have to add... the room that this incredible table has been placed in is tragic! I hope someone has gotten involved since and made the needed changes to the floor and walls that surround this masterpiece!
Chamfer really makes it so much better.
The room looks bad in comparison to that epic table
At one point, as you were rolling the top over for spraying, it dawned on me that it would look just as beautiful hanging on a wall. Nice work!
Amazing how that turned out. That epoxy is insane with the amount of weight it's carrying on either side. Excellent work!!
I was amazed that the epoxy held on to the wood sections. When they were picking it up, I kept thinking it would separate under the weight.
I am in the middle of build just like this. The river will be jet black and almost 2 feet wide. Final dimensions will be 5' x 10'. I was thinking I would have to let in a 1/4" steel plate in a couple places. After seeing this though....my luck it would fold up like a hospital bed as soon as I pick it up. Wish me luck.
@jestinloveday584 how did it turn out?
Love the humor in between and the built
I spent many a summer at Westminster - cool to see the school and the magnificent conference table you made for them, nice job.
The wedding band looks good my friend
Thank you MJ
Demolition Ranch uses that song too! Great minds think alike.
I would never have expected a mono pour. And I was shocked that it stayed together when they lifted it up. Nice work, for a Steeler. ;) Go Dawgs!
WOWOWOWOOW You had me till Dawgs hahaha
The guy on the right at 10:35 looks like Skinny Pete from Breaking Bad 😂
a-fucking-greed
Hahaha I had to rewind just to make sure he was not.
I'm so glad I'm not the only person to have noticed that glorious mullet!
That's one stunning piece of work. Very impressive.
Nice table ! You did a great job, especially when you consider you really had no idea what you were doing,
and you pulled it off. You got great neighbors.
Truly beautiful. Good shit Johnny, you're making our city more and more beautiful one project at a time!
Good Job Sam, Leaving the Short Bus in there 🚌 👍🏻
Hahahhahaah yes!
This table looks amazing!! Ray&Nessa on their channel they bought a nee husky and are looking for someone to build them a insulated dog kennel!!
Man... I need neighbors like yours.
2:54 as if the short bus students didn't have enough to worry about now they are blind to boot. Great video by the way.
A plasma cutter won't blind you
@@mypigsfatter4154 neither will the sun unless you stare at it for a while.
@@mypigsfatter4154 You dont have to be a genius to look at that light to know that will hurt your eyes without protection. And yes every where i looked they recommend either a welding mask or properly shaded lenses to use the plasma cutter. You are wrong and should stop spreading false information that will get people hurt.
@@mypigsfatter4154 "Arc rays produce intense visible and invisible (ultraviolet and infrared) light rays that can burn eyes and skin. Proper clothing protects your skin, but your eyes need the additional protection provided by a face shield or safety glasses outfitted with the correct lens shade. To determine the proper lens shade, check your machine's amperage capabilities and then consult Figure 1 (see ANSI Z49.1 for shade numbers used with plasma cutting above 80 amps). To protect others from flash and glare, install and maintain approved screens and barriers where appropriate. Warn observers before initiating a plasma arc."
I'm not American but I love your patriotism! We need more talented, inspirational and patriotic guys like you across the world!
Greetings from Ireland 🤘🏻🇮🇪
Looks like Evel Knievel’s welding helmet.
The edge was a good decision, looks superb!
That table is insanely gorgeous! Tell me, did you secretly pretend you were using an ab roller while you were using the router at the beginning? 01:00 lol Tfs.
15:02 Oh god that thing is gorgeous with light coming through the epoxied part!!
I'd build a false bottom and line it with LED's!!
Nice job! that table looks incredible and the video was really well done too
Wow it's amazing what a nice TABLE you can make with a work shop filled with $250,000 worth of machinery, someone else's workshop, someone else's spray shop and someone else's forklift.
Fucking heroes.
Sure is S M. Very grateful for good neighbors. I'll assume your comment wasnt a jab. because im sure you're a nice guy, not a jealous one who makes mindless comments on the internet....
@@John_Malecki Hahahahahahaha!!
Jealous? I've been woodworking for about 34 years, you know, like carpentry with dove tails, mortice & tenon, wood chisels, shaves etc
I would expect a first year apprentice to produce better quality work than this with hand tools and talent.
This is basically for amateurs, anyone can mix epoxy and pour it into a shallow tray alongside some pieces of wood. All you people have just discovered epoxy and are ten a penny making tables because basically that's all you can make, a table is idiot proof.
Next time try taking some wood slabs, join them together and finish them into a table with nothing but wood and hand tools.
Where is YOUR skill, you used just about everyone else's skills and machinery to produce....wait for it, yet another "live edge" epoxy table that every other spud is doing.
And by the way, you're another that has atrocious health and safety, if you want to inspire people inspire them to work safe.
"You need more freedom"
*Freedom intensifies*
That panel saw is a MONSTER
The table looks great John, love the stretcher/base design! 😍👌🏻 Awesome work! 👍🏻👊🏻
I’m over here drooling over your shop when u drooling over theirs! Lol always a bigger fish
LOL I wish to get rich one day and build tables with no blood sweat and tears. Beautiful piece sir 👍👍👍👍
I bleed sweat and cry on everything.... its the fun!
You, are literally "The Chosen One"! Out of all the videos screaming "Click *ME!* I chose yours, and this project was awesome! Will that giant slab of epoxy remain stable without cracking or separating from the wood... forever?
First time here, the amount of american flags in this man's shop makes me very happy.
That is the best table ever. Great color. Love the way you did the edge.
Hi John, I may have missed it in the video, but did you have to do the pour in multiple stages, allowing each layer to dry first, or did you do the entire pour in one shot?
One shot!
@@John_Malecki and you got no small air bubbles whicg Form during the drying process?
@@jona_kr5390 usually sand it off on the top layer. Epoxy doesn't form air bubbles like that
That dude rocking that mullet, nice.
This was my first time watching any of your episodes, I am now a BIG fan of you and your work! Keep up the great work, I wish you all the best on any future endeavors!!
Thanks James! So glad you enjoyed !
It's the Bert Kriescher of table making :)
One thing's for certain: you'll never worry about anyone stealing this thing any time soon.
Thats for damn sure haha
That idea making the edge look like that made it look 100% sexy!
THANK YOU! I Agree!
This is awesome! I love the blue.
What would something like this cost an interested party?
Also, what did you do to secure the cross beam wood in the base?
You can email me for an inquiry at john@metalandwood.us for pricing. and the cross beams are screwed from underneath hidden inside the legs
@@John_Malecki where can I get something like this in Toronto, Canada? Btw great job it looks damn good
That short bus driving by right after you set that saw horse on fire was awesome lol
That's art! It's so beautiful. Totally worth my effort to watch you make it 😉 Happy Thanksgiving
Thanks Cassie!
One of the coolest tables I have ever seen.
Him: there is so many choices for blowing.
Me: like the terrible pun your doing right now?
Dude! A river runs through it!! Beautiful piece!!
You have awesome neighbors! My neighbor drives a smart car and sends pictures of dandelions in my backyard to my HOA.
2:38 FIRE! **Proceeds to throw a bottle of water on it doing nothing** LOL
I laugh everytime at “let us spray”
I'm a Chiefs fan, but day-um you're pretty cool, John! Your work is AWEsome, and your humor adds the cherry on top!
A beautiful table, excellently done.
Those chamfers were a really good call
Why didn't you fill in the small holes with wood putty?
Wood putty is ugly, we used epoxy
@@John_Malecki Yeah the epoxy looks great, but I was more referring to the tiny imperfections that can be seen at 16:28. Was this left untouched for more of a natural look?
@@scottm2553 Yeah, you can't write on this table, the papers would get punctured, lol.
*Top ten comments that need context*
@@mirrozero Context: 16:28
All i could think of at the start: Yes, Morty, I'm familiar with the bubble.
Beautiful finished product, i'm sure they loved it! So gorgeous. fun video too :-)
Great build! And it is very timely, I have to build a much smaller table (coffee table) but I was going to do basically the same thing.
You got dad jokes!!!!!So many choices for blowing?????😂😂😂😂😂
Shout-out to the neighbors 🏠
My people !
DUDEBRO! Your comedy is like, So rad. Making fun of guys for being small, safety third, showing the neighbors who daddy is by setting you sawhorse on fire, asking for their help carrying, using their machines and forklift on your build: hilarious!
2:10 Furze, not third!
I like how you turn your whole shop into a spray booth you have to do what you got to do in hard times. I think I just subscribed.
60L??? I live in America and I know you do to.
Sweet ass table.
Well you can only buy it in Liters and 15 gallons doesnt sound as cool hah a
"There's just so many options for blowing."
Slow look to the camera.😏
Killed me 🤣
Can we just as a collective call this the last river table video, this is pretty epic but damn... i mean.. lets stop pouring epoxy on stuff, in stuff, around stuff, through stuff, over stuff.
NO!!!!
Why not tho Joel, its so damn cool hah a
Safetythird, as you melt your saw horse was the funniest thing I have seen this month! Love the channel. LOL
Your spraying with all that dust everywhere? What a shame on such a killer table top! Seems weird haha
You're
@@scottm2553 haha yeah yeah yeah, get off it!! That's ok mate. I'm a boilermaker. Not a specialist in linguistics.
@@BigRevKev82 ;D
@@scottm2553 😄🤟
Star of the video....the man with the glorious mullet! He is a god among men.
He sure is. I immediately invited him out for ribs and beer..... he brought his own ribs. Uncooked. On the carcass.....
Dude your brain would thank you for an actual 3m mask with chem setup. I painted bridges for years.. you got skills don’t become a vegetable... ppm...
Someone else please see the humor of the short bus rolling up in the background after the multiple mishaps. Lol
damn that's some good carpenter work this guy is a pro👍
I just love watching uber competent beard boys build things. MMMmmm good!
I love the top, I am not such a fan of the legs but such is life.
Favorite part was the short bus going past in the background. Lol!
I live in it
Me:(Eating)
Jack: *ShEs THicK*
Also me:(Chocking on my chips)
That table is absolutely GORGEOUS! I so want one!!!
How much would a table like that set someone back? I have always wanted to get someone to build me a cool epoxy dining room table.
we charge anywhere from 12-30k for a table that size depending on species
Loved this video! Very interesting and entertaining to watch. Great job on the Live Edge River Table!
You are Insanely Weird!
I Like You!!!
You had me at walnut. Walnut and mahogany are my favorite hardwoods.
Wow just kinda wondering how much people buy these tables for
Over $1500
@@flavioborrovic8619 That slab would probably cost $2-3k alone!
That's what I call a bad ass table!!!!!
The table looks incredible! As usual I am so impressed, have a great Thanksgiving! Eat too much and fall asleep watching football
DC
The stretcher looks awesome
Thanks Spicy! We agree
That table belongs in Game of Thrones.
I didn’t hate season 6.....
But Led Zeppelin is the greatest band of all time ....
Of course I have... but I’m still all LED Zep! 💪🏻
@OriginalYithian >it’s better made than the final two seasons
Shots fired
I think you can buy a 240 extension cord - they make them for yachts... shore power cables... 20 or 40 feet no problem...
Ya i have one! Thank you!
I am not sure why none of the epoxy table makers drill holes in the bonding areas so that epoxy can seep in and form additional structural support.
When you make a river, add some greens like shrubs. Makes it more real. Bury a few live guppies too
Because it isn't necessary. This client also specifically asked for no shrubbery.
I wondered about the additional structural support too.
Thank you for your participation. I am a follower from Algeria and admire your work
Get educated on proper PPE when working with toxic epoxy. Chemical pneumonia? Yay!
Great design, nice to see something different just for the sake of making something fun.
I’m Canadian and confused, are we known for mixing resin on the internet?
Yes we are
Yes you guys are.....and for maple syrup.
Looks incredible. I do love the Chamfer it was a nice touch. . But we are dying to know how the stairs debate is raging!!
more like "safety, huh?" 🤦🏼♂️🤦🏾♂️🤣
I agree with you...the straight I-beam would be awesome!