Kat coming home late doubles the stress of PLAYING A VIDEO GAME.. and he wants sympathy. This is shenanigans, foolishness. Nerf ball. You live a sweet little Nerfy life.
Almost 100% positive that the “DSP has cancer” was an attempt at a joke, referencing the Boogie Cancer Scam drama that was at its height around the time of this.
It totally was a joke, but ol Burnell has to take everything personal or thinks it’s all for “draahma” even if it’s remotely related to anything he disapproves of.
One thing that always gets me.. He doesn't know how to use a washing machine. Who the fuck is that age and doesn't know how to use a washing machine LOL
Please, my mother takes weekly trips out of town. She's usually the one cooking but if she isn't here to do it, then It's up to me to find my own meals. Get a life, Phil.
@@Garviel-Loken DSP is now begging for XP points from within the pokéball. Dent Trainer uses dead wife's inheritance. It's super effective! DSP is evolving! Rename your DSREEE? Y/N
I would say that the reason Phil feels powerless in his life is the same reason why he only puffs out his chest when there's no direct opposition to his pathetic tantrums. He's a coward, and he refuses to assume any responsibility for his life.
That cowardliness was proven when that guy during the SF6 stream when that guy called Phil your for calling his friend a pattern player. Phil totally tucked his D between his legs and trembled.
I love seeing Dave cosplay as an adult because he shows how little he actually understands what it means. His childish brain says “adults are busy so their lives must be hectic and chaotic”. I don’t always have enough hours in the day, but I managed the “Herculean” task of working, cooking, running errands, and getting to appointment. Just like 90% of adults…. He’s so pathetic. He wants to coast through life with 0 stress when in reality, people learn to cope with stress.
Most people have healthy ways to cope too. They read, play video games, work out, etc. Fill’s only way to cope is literally dump hundreds of thousands of dollars on a mobile game for cheap dopamine hits. Pathetic.
@@_Valravn it makes me wonder how many prevalent addictions are in people who “live off” coping strategies. I used to read for pleasure but I read so much for work that I just don’t read much at home. It’s not as pleasurable anymore but when I find something I like I binge it. I’m sure most people who play video games have healthier coping strategies than gacha games, but I wonder if it’s because they get numb to the pleasure of playing games. They just need a new “high” as it were
Phil is a boring individual that doesn't have any opinions. I remember he was asked what he listens to or his favorite movies. He simply kills these engagement conversations by sounding like an ass who has Asperger's and cutting the conversation by simply saying "no I don't watch movies" or "no I don't listen to music" then he wonders why he has no fan base. It's difficult for anyone to even stick around with him
@@_Valravn And dopamine hits are the worst, they arent that good and they certainly dont last for long so you constantly need to feed your addiction and it can cost you much more than a meth addiction in the end. At least meth will keep you on for hours.
Oh yeah, thats exactly what he said talking about the worst thing when Leanna left and we havent forget the time he forced the sick Leanna out of bed to do dinner.
@TheZodiacRipper just for him to go on a rant over receiving a txt off his own wife. It's not as if he got mad about not spending time with her. It's pretty sad when you think about it. He's only bothered about himself
“We know things have been going on” with his wife because he knows detractors read Jenna’s twitter feed, and that a detractor told Jenna where Kat works, so Jenna could call everyday. “Kat’s working late, so I’m stressed” was a lie. He was stressed because Jenna called looking for Kat again, the day after DSP had to block her number.
@@wheresthegrillcheeseI mean, if you look at what Jenna has been up to on Twitter with the diaper stuff, it’s really hard to say that she’s a normal person that is just looking out for her sister
I can see it being true before the bankruptcy occurred. He was in so deep he had 2 mortgages with associated HOA fees, at least 1 business loan, 13 credit cards, back tax payments and current tax payments to make. That's 17 different monthly payments before paying utility bills or food. Which actually means Phil potentially had to make 1.8 payments every other day. After he got bankruptcy, he has no excuse. Phil proved himself his detractor by not declaring bankruptcy sooner.
DSP saying nearly the exact same thing as Will Smith to BITWAwesome is extra ironic considering how much of a problem Phil had with Will Smith doing that in a public style setting. Pretty funny
DSP triggers the shit out of me whenever he says "in life..." or gives life advice. He hasn't experienced anything aside from good fortune his entire life. He's literally never done a hard day's work his entire life.
23:15 When he was younger, he was delusional, thinking he could fix anything until it was time fix stuff like his dishwasher, the garbage disposal, the toilet, the shower, the blinds, his gOut, his qanba stick, his streams, his relationships, ...you get the idea lol.
You forget when he had his dad come out to Washington to paint his new place or when he scammed his dad to buy a bigger grill so he could have friends over when he was 26. Or when he almost got his ass beat at a tournament so he hid in the bathroom and cried. Idk about you, but he sounds like a real Bob Vila to me.
@TinoR626 lmao and changing the car tire, getting his oil changed, fixing meals, doing laundry, his ant problem, his taxes, his back taxes, assembling things (furniture, pc, khets elliptical). Idk how this man baby made it to 42 and not know shit.
He doesn't. He just wants to appear busy because he thinks that this is how an adult should be. I am pretty sure its just a facade like everything else in this guys life.
Appointment 1, groceries Appointment 2 pet supplies Appointment 3 a meal out wif mah wife. Appointment 4 preorder doordash for later, while eating out. Appointment 5 Costco Possibly optional appointments of the garbage dump or a hair cut. For anyone else this would be "go grocery shopping and have lunch" The same man that still considers maintaining everyday adult life, like washing the dishes, washing clothes etc as chores, like a child or teenager.
The difference between will smith and dsp: When will smith wants to be intimidating he is. If dsp comes up to you all ya gotta do is say oh hi Jaha and he runs the other way
It's absolutely incredible how small and pathetic he can make himself look when he's doing one of these 'woe is me ' segments Then comes out with his usual bully big boy act when he thinks he can get away with it. King of the Window Lickers right here
Doesn’t he think it’s weird that someone would even feel the need to ask if it would offend him if they say they want to keep him and his family in their prayers? He’s so hypersensitive and takes offense to the most innocuous things. So you never know what will set him off, he doesn’t think or wonder why someone would ask that? Why his fans walk on eggshells around him? All his feigned indignation and victim complex have made it to where no one wants to say anything in chat that might be taken wrongly, and he wonders why no one hardly talks to him in his chat.
When i was in high scool the girl I was dsting had one big rule that has stuck with me to this day, dont bring up shit unless your willing to talk about it. Im not gonna throw you a pitty party.
Phil is the type of guy who thinks he’s a great husband because he makes decent money and “takes care” of his wife, but he’s so selfish, childish and petty. He’s so terrified of appearing inadequate or powerless, must be some deep seeded issues going on there.
I think the increased mentions of Kat are an attempt to soften the blow when the Joon documentary hits. All this stuff about attacking a fan for comments he has made MANY times before, stressing out because of her texts, worrying about her health... It's like he's trying to portray himself as this good and protective husband, not as the control freak that isolated Kat so much, she packed on at LEAST 100 lbs because she has nothing except a whiny man-child she has to take care of.
All this crying about Kat and her schedule. I bet the only reason its a problem for him is because he isn't getting dinner on time. I guarantee Phil does absolutely nothing around the house other then what we see on stream. The one thing Phil said in this video that is spot on is him saying, "When i have no control over a situation its the worst thing in my life..." The guy is a massive control freak and it drives him nuts.
He has this weird fetish about hoarding information or permissions from people and going "I know and you don't so suck it." or "I have it and you don't. Deal with it." I guess it boosts his ego to feel like he has some kind of info or stuff that others will want.
Kat promised him Bison burgers but he can't have any because she ate them......before cooking.......as raw unmixed ingredients.* *Before leaving the parking lot of the store she bought the ingredients from.
Kat is literally downstairs crying rn and Phil won’t even do anything about it. Phil should win Husband of the Year for how well be treats his -animals- family lmao
It truly still is absolutely amazing how he has complete control over his schedule, and yet it's the biggest issue in his life. Like my brother in christ YOU made it 💀
That’s the most annoying thing about Phil, he somehow wants to pretend and larp that he’s a hard working 9-5 man, but the schedule he always complains about is ENTIRELY his own making smh
I’m guessing it’s gives safety because it gives a sense of normality, you know, the same ole same ole. Doing the same stuff everyday never stepping outside the comfort zone.
Genuinely think he never should've been a content creator with the kind of attitude that he has. He's far too vocal about his life while also acting like it's no one's business. He's literally the only one to control the flow of info on most aspects of his life, and yet he continues talking about it. If he didn't want things happening he would just stop, but now his income is directly tied to his needs and he's gotta bring up just enough to garner pity bucks while also pretending he's been forced into this while ALSO pretending he's playing 5D chess and being ahead of the detractors
I dont like that married couples break up, but DSP should not be with someone. From what I have seen he really has no respect for her. He says he never has time to be with his wife, but he has all the time he just chooses not to use it. But stream on a time he can change. I can see way people call them roommate and not husband and wife. The soon Cat leaves the better she can have a better life cause this man is not a man but a child thinking he is a man.
There's always 'private stuff behind the scenes'. He never elaborates. This is just a boiler-plate phrase he uses to bait sympathy. Remember how he played down Leanna's anxiety attacks as, "'every now and then she gets in a little tizzy..." Any health problems he has gets SO MUCH TALK. It's how his back injury is wildly inconsistent. It's why his gout is not a big deal/HUGE PROBLEM, DOODS. Meanwhile Jasper's puking up every other day and that's 'just a thing a cat does'.
I've always said that it's such a weird dynamic. Many of his chat members are borderline hostile with one-another, and it always feels like they're just waiting for Phil to turn on a member, so that they can justify throwing said member under the ban-bus. It's genuinely an unpleasant chat to follow...in the few instances they talk more than Nightbot, that is.
I'm trying to figure out the shape of the line graph of importance of a subject vs. Phil's willingness to talk about it. He's complained from both directions: that something is too important to talk about, and that something is not important enough to talk about. I guess there's a spike right around "food Phil eats," to the right of "food anyone else eats" but to the left of "specifics of everything he vagueposts about."
He has to keep it all vague because he has just enough self awareness to realize it’s nothing serious, but wants to try and milk it for sympathy Hogans nonetheless. Which of course always backfires because everyone starts to ask questions and speculate, so he has to do his usual “it’s none of your business” rant.
"There's been a lot of issues, and I will mention them, but I also won't tell you anything." So all he wanted was people's sympathy and to waste people's time. This has ALWAYS been the problem with him. Either don't talk about your personal life, or explain the entire situation. You can't have it both ways.
Dave will absolutely change his schedule...if HE wants to. Phil's "I can't do X, we have to adhere to the schedule" is code for "I don't want to do X". When I made my TIHYDP Fallout New Vegas, I would check his schedule a week ahead so I knew when he'd be playing New Vegas. Then I'd sit down to watch on that day, only to find he had moved it to a different day. I'd say he did that about 1 out of every 5 streams of New Vegas, just moved it to a different day. Just yesterday (Monday) he played Fallout 4...which he'd originally scheduled to play on Saturday. "I can't change the schedule" is just another excuse for PP to avoid doing something he doesn't want to do.
"Half the time in life you're helpless to the shit around you, there's nothing you can do." Spoken like a true coward. YOU control YOU. Sure there are plenty of things out of your control, but you control where you're headed in life AND what you make of your situation.
27:16 dude Phil sighing so loud is wild. He ends up standing there so long and just keeps doing it. Legit uncomfortable to watch. My guess he was just trying to sympathy bait donations
Shares health issues but only wants to "not say too much" if it's insignificant? I guess that's the backwards mind of someone who only values his ability to use situations for pity begging.
Im thinking good ol pig roach is trying to take a play from boogies playbook but seeing how that went hes not going as far... honestly im seeing phil like an abusive husband now even if jenna is twacked out of her mind thats kats family and i dont think phil is equipped to deal with strong women or women under the influence who could kick his ass that being said phil is going through the napoleon syndrome arc tiny man big problems
I almost feel like Philliam is seeing all these other lawlcows like Rekieta, Larson, and Boogers crashing and burning in glorious fashion and he’s getting jealous of all the attention they’re getting. 🐷”I can meltdown catastrophically too you guys! Just watch!”
The fact that he equates problems with his wife and a video game boss is very telling of how his mind works. What’s worse is he goes on a big pity party with it. This dude is not a functioning adult, Kat must take care of everything because there’s no way he could do it. Now give him money
Mr cocktail of medications is calling someone creepy when the guy himself has admitted to be obsessive over a girl in high school and was scared he was going to do something dangerous because muh depression.
27:19 another thing he's just insufferable with is this old man yell-style-yawn We get it. Your body is effectively in its 80s due ot a lifetime of gin and hogans
Romance Katherine .
He woke up a sick Panda to make him dinner. Kat being late impedes on his daily feedings that's all he cares about.
Kat coming home late doubles the stress of PLAYING A VIDEO GAME.. and he wants sympathy. This is shenanigans, foolishness. Nerf ball. You live a sweet little Nerfy life.
23:48 if you didn't know the guy, you'd think he was being facetious. it's so unreal to imagine a 42 year old man thinks this way
But the guy had to make a sandwich for his dinner
You know who else was coming home late, hanging out with work friends, working a lot? PandaLee.
He is the hardest worker on RUclips dood.
He doesn't want sympathy, he wants money. You can be the most sympathetic person on the planet, if you don't donate you are wothless to him.
Almost 100% positive that the “DSP has cancer” was an attempt at a joke, referencing the Boogie Cancer Scam drama that was at its height around the time of this.
I thought it was funny.
It totally was a joke, but ol Burnell has to take everything personal or thinks it’s all for “draahma” even if it’s remotely related to anything he disapproves of.
The worst part is it shows his hypocrisy. I also mentioned cancer ironically before and he never blew up like this.
Hmmm he also blew up once when he said head aches were the same as brain swellings. I think someone came a bit close to the truth there.
Kat is an asset to him.
Her coming home late means he has to cook his own meals and pick up after himself
That’s about it.
And by cook, you mean doordash.
One thing that always gets me.. He doesn't know how to use a washing machine. Who the fuck is that age and doesn't know how to use a washing machine LOL
Please, my mother takes weekly trips out of town. She's usually the one cooking but if she isn't here to do it, then It's up to me to find my own meals. Get a life, Phil.
She literally made him a batch of breakfast burritos to eat for a week when she went to work earlier.
I swear psychologists could write a research paper on him. The man does more psychic damage than mew two.
DSP used psychic, it wasn't very effective.
DSP hurt itself in confusion.
DSP is now crying and has returned to its Pokeball.
@@Garviel-Loken DSP is now begging for XP points from within the pokéball.
Dent Trainer uses dead wife's inheritance. It's super effective!
DSP is evolving! Rename your DSREEE? Y/N
It will happen eventually
Yeah, Steve of the Dead is just short of that.
I would say that the reason Phil feels powerless in his life is the same reason why he only puffs out his chest when there's no direct opposition to his pathetic tantrums. He's a coward, and he refuses to assume any responsibility for his life.
That cowardliness was proven when that guy during the SF6 stream when that guy called Phil your for calling his friend a pattern player. Phil totally tucked his D between his legs and trembled.
I love seeing Dave cosplay as an adult because he shows how little he actually understands what it means. His childish brain says “adults are busy so their lives must be hectic and chaotic”.
I don’t always have enough hours in the day, but I managed the “Herculean” task of working, cooking, running errands, and getting to appointment. Just like 90% of adults….
He’s so pathetic. He wants to coast through life with 0 stress when in reality, people learn to cope with stress.
Most people have healthy ways to cope too. They read, play video games, work out, etc. Fill’s only way to cope is literally dump hundreds of thousands of dollars on a mobile game for cheap dopamine hits. Pathetic.
@@_Valravn it makes me wonder how many prevalent addictions are in people who “live off” coping strategies.
I used to read for pleasure but I read so much for work that I just don’t read much at home. It’s not as pleasurable anymore but when I find something I like I binge it.
I’m sure most people who play video games have healthier coping strategies than gacha games, but I wonder if it’s because they get numb to the pleasure of playing games. They just need a new “high” as it were
Phil is a boring individual that doesn't have any opinions. I remember he was asked what he listens to or his favorite movies. He simply kills these engagement conversations by sounding like an ass who has Asperger's and cutting the conversation by simply saying "no I don't watch movies" or "no I don't listen to music" then he wonders why he has no fan base. It's difficult for anyone to even stick around with him
@@_Valravn And dopamine hits are the worst, they arent that good and they certainly dont last for long so you constantly need to feed your addiction and it can cost you much more than a meth addiction in the end. At least meth will keep you on for hours.
The only thing that annoyed Phil wasn't gonna get any food cooked for him. Simple as that.
Oh yeah, thats exactly what he said talking about the worst thing when Leanna left and we havent forget the time he forced the sick Leanna out of bed to do dinner.
@TheZodiacRipper just for him to go on a rant over receiving a txt off his own wife. It's not as if he got mad about not spending time with her. It's pretty sad when you think about it. He's only bothered about himself
For someone who tells people that he can't disclose his personal stuff, he sure discloses his personal stuff a lot.
How is he supposed to get people to give him money out of pity otherwise ?
“We know things have been going on” with his wife because he knows detractors read Jenna’s twitter feed, and that a detractor told Jenna where Kat works, so Jenna could call everyday.
“Kat’s working late, so I’m stressed” was a lie. He was stressed because Jenna called looking for Kat again, the day after DSP had to block her number.
I was thinking this too. I really think DSP is doing something similar to onision. They give similar type of vibes
@@wheresthegrillcheeseI mean, if you look at what Jenna has been up to on Twitter with the diaper stuff, it’s really hard to say that she’s a normal person that is just looking out for her sister
Appointments, I've never seen someone in my life who has so many life altering appointments and errands
He also has to be the only person alive who has to pay monthly bills on a weekly basis.
@@redlister2934 always TWO
I can see it being true before the bankruptcy occurred.
He was in so deep he had 2 mortgages with associated HOA fees, at least 1 business loan, 13 credit cards, back tax payments and current tax payments to make.
That's 17 different monthly payments before paying utility bills or food.
Which actually means Phil potentially had to make 1.8 payments every other day.
After he got bankruptcy, he has no excuse.
Phil proved himself his detractor by not declaring bankruptcy sooner.
Fill gets emotionally devastated when Kat won't be home to make his din-dins (prepare the paper towels and unpack the doordash bag)
If he has to open the bag himself... I don't even want to think about it 😢
DSP saying nearly the exact same thing as Will Smith to BITWAwesome is extra ironic considering how much of a problem Phil had with Will Smith doing that in a public style setting. Pretty funny
But his streams (according to him) are not a public space d00d.
Wait, Phil being a hypocritical dumbass? Gasp, no way
I love when Phil acts like a tough guy, it's like when a dachshund puppy growls
Let’s be real. A dachshund puppy is far more threatening than Dave.
Phil acts like a Chihuahua
I'd say more like a mangy pug.
Fur falling out as it wheezes over to you trying to growl while also trying to walk around its own joules.
He can't give out any information about khets health. It would be a hippo violation.
🤣
Its kinda adorable DSP thinks he's tough and intimidating.
Playing a video game and hearing that his motherwife is going to come home late... Philbert's life is true suffering, man.
Didnt you listen? It was the hardest boss in from soft history. LOL!
16:18 This is “croooaawssing the line” but Kirk and Derich exists.
Love how he somehow makes Khet's problem into a victim segment about himself
DSP really is THE first world problem guy
DSP triggers the shit out of me whenever he says "in life..." or gives life advice. He hasn't experienced anything aside from good fortune his entire life. He's literally never done a hard day's work his entire life.
Khet has diabetes and the pig has gout confirmed
'Betes and Gouthead
23:15 When he was younger, he was delusional, thinking he could fix anything until it was time fix stuff like his dishwasher, the garbage disposal, the toilet, the shower, the blinds, his gOut, his qanba stick, his streams, his relationships, ...you get the idea lol.
You forget when he had his dad come out to Washington to paint his new place or when he scammed his dad to buy a bigger grill so he could have friends over when he was 26. Or when he almost got his ass beat at a tournament so he hid in the bathroom and cried.
Idk about you, but he sounds like a real Bob Vila to me.
@TinoR626 lmao and changing the car tire, getting his oil changed, fixing meals, doing laundry, his ant problem, his taxes, his back taxes, assembling things (furniture, pc, khets elliptical). Idk how this man baby made it to 42 and not know shit.
@@7venXIII They guy literally used paper towels to clean up water in the laundry room. Like who the f does that?
It really annoys me when he says "we have appointments" why does he have so many appointments every week?
He doesn't. He just wants to appear busy because he thinks that this is how an adult should be. I am pretty sure its just a facade like everything else in this guys life.
He is the king, obviously he has many appointments.
he’s always looking forward to his next doctor visit
knowing DSP, by "appointment" he might as well mean going to the bathroom
Appointment 1, groceries
Appointment 2 pet supplies
Appointment 3 a meal out wif mah wife.
Appointment 4 preorder doordash for later, while eating out.
Appointment 5 Costco
Possibly optional appointments of the garbage dump or a hair cut.
For anyone else this would be "go grocery shopping and have lunch"
The same man that still considers maintaining everyday adult life, like washing the dishes, washing clothes etc as chores, like a child or teenager.
Kat has to work late so she can't make the guy's dinner. The guy is so stressed because he's going to have to make something for himself.
6:48 Oh so he admits he’s a massive control freak. As if we already didn’t know though. 😂
phil loves to larp, he pretends to be a gamer, a good husband, human, etc
Ackdolf Pigler is not doing a good job of pretending to be human. The hooves and snout are showing. Don’t get me started on the snorting.
Lmao not a single soul on planet earth is obsessed with Khet. Shoutout to subaru man
The difference between will smith and dsp: When will smith wants to be intimidating he is. If dsp comes up to you all ya gotta do is say oh hi Jaha and he runs the other way
It's absolutely incredible how small and pathetic he can make himself look when he's doing one of these 'woe is me ' segments
Then comes out with his usual bully big boy act when he thinks he can get away with it.
King of the Window Lickers right here
Doesn’t he think it’s weird that someone would even feel the need to ask if it would offend him if they say they want to keep him and his family in their prayers? He’s so hypersensitive and takes offense to the most innocuous things. So you never know what will set him off, he doesn’t think or wonder why someone would ask that? Why his fans walk on eggshells around him? All his feigned indignation and victim complex have made it to where no one wants to say anything in chat that might be taken wrongly, and he wonders why no one hardly talks to him in his chat.
"If you make 5000 accounts, I'll ban 5001"...how?! Porksnort so salty he's banning accounts that don't even exist yet 😂
bro tried to sound like some hardass that he forgot to be logical
@@YonaSuzuki "Keep ma wife's hoof outta ya mouth, mkay"
Phil wants to "control" everything and that's not how life has ever worked. Phil needs the Serenity Prayer in his life.
To be perfectly fair, it's hard to ever feel down when comparing your own life to the Guy's.
pity party
noun
An instance of feeling sorry for oneself and/or seeking pity from other people.
And that yawning and stretching is quickly moving up the triggers list.
Seeing the BITW outburst has me thinking kat has health issues AND they are seeing a marriage counselor possibly.
if anyone is cutting wrestling promos on the regular, it's Cyraxx.
"Make 5000 accounts and I'll ban 5001."
Yeah, good luck with that. He learned nothing from "Fall down five times, get up six."
When i was in high scool the girl I was dsting had one big rule that has stuck with me to this day, dont bring up shit unless your willing to talk about it. Im not gonna throw you a pitty party.
Phil is the type of guy who thinks he’s a great husband because he makes decent money and “takes care” of his wife, but he’s so selfish, childish and petty. He’s so terrified of appearing inadequate or powerless, must be some deep seeded issues going on there.
The Romance Katherine guy is also in detractor beam to,.... Romamce Indrid.
Tyrone is so proud to see Phil defend his snowbunny Khet
🦀: Oh boo-hoo, let me play a sad song on the world’s smallest violin.
“My family”
That you don’t have.
What phil wanted, BITWawesome: "sorry phil, I didn't mean to hope you and your wife got along romantically"
Anything Phil says is a poor attempt to seem a victim and invite pity. He certainly can’t let a good tragedy go to waste.
I think the increased mentions of Kat are an attempt to soften the blow when the Joon documentary hits. All this stuff about attacking a fan for comments he has made MANY times before, stressing out because of her texts, worrying about her health...
It's like he's trying to portray himself as this good and protective husband, not as the control freak that isolated Kat so much, she packed on at LEAST 100 lbs because she has nothing except a whiny man-child she has to take care of.
My word. His comments on Kat during that Elden Ring segment are almost as bad as Wings ignoring his wife Kelly while she's crying in the background.
All this crying about Kat and her schedule. I bet the only reason its a problem for him is because he isn't getting dinner on time. I guarantee Phil does absolutely nothing around the house other then what we see on stream. The one thing Phil said in this video that is spot on is him saying, "When i have no control over a situation its the worst thing in my life..." The guy is a massive control freak and it drives him nuts.
This whole pity party is literally him coping because he's having to make his own dinners and do his own laundry. Literally just that.
"appointments"
We all know phil is pretending to be an adult like chris chan.
Kat getting her back blown out by a coworker
So now the dents need to financially and mentally take care of Dave's welfare
Those lines around his mouth make him look like a Ventriloquist Dummy, It's Fitting 😂
Give us this day our daily Bookkeeper
KAT MIGHT HAVE DIABETUS
God damn the writers are cooking
This season is definitely something else
Oh look...Phil's a victim.
I think he thinks that's a valid business model.
He has this weird fetish about hoarding information or permissions from people and going "I know and you don't so suck it." or "I have it and you don't. Deal with it." I guess it boosts his ego to feel like he has some kind of info or stuff that others will want.
25:11 I bet he's pulling Hogans to relieve his stress 😂
That's not all he pulls.
Legalized medical pulls, dude.
My theory is that Kat promised him bison burgers but cant make them cause she has to work.
Cooking With Jack invades the Snort Fort! Bugged bison burger mechanics
Kat promised him Bison burgers but he can't have any because she ate them......before cooking.......as raw unmixed ingredients.*
*Before leaving the parking lot of the store she bought the ingredients from.
Romance Bookkeepers
"In life" sometimes a schedule changes, but you don't understand doob he's all schedule segment no life so it's a big deal for him lol
Phil throwing his personal and financial problems on the shoulders of his viewers is the source of his problems.
DSP is a complete scrub at cutting promos in comparison to the Attic Goblin
Talking cyrax? That guy can def cut a promo. It's just a question on whether or not he's going to whip his Wang out before the camera cuts
MARTY!
@@AtlustheBookkeeper Better payyup or ah whip muh cawk out and git yoo vanned!
Kat is literally downstairs crying rn and Phil won’t even do anything about it. Phil should win Husband of the Year for how well be treats his -animals- family lmao
It truly still is absolutely amazing how he has complete control over his schedule, and yet it's the biggest issue in his life. Like my brother in christ YOU made it 💀
That’s the most annoying thing about Phil, he somehow wants to pretend and larp that he’s a hard working 9-5 man, but the schedule he always complains about is ENTIRELY his own making smh
5:08 how does consistency of schedule = safety?
I’m guessing it’s gives safety because it gives a sense of normality, you know, the same ole same ole. Doing the same stuff everyday never stepping outside the comfort zone.
Divorce coin keeps going up
To improve the situation as a husband be there for his wife… I doubt he cares
Genuinely think he never should've been a content creator with the kind of attitude that he has. He's far too vocal about his life while also acting like it's no one's business. He's literally the only one to control the flow of info on most aspects of his life, and yet he continues talking about it. If he didn't want things happening he would just stop, but now his income is directly tied to his needs and he's gotta bring up just enough to garner pity bucks while also pretending he's been forced into this while ALSO pretending he's playing 5D chess and being ahead of the detractors
Phil doesn’t care about Kat. He’s just salty from getting his shit pushed in during Elden Ring.
That last segment is giving "so i lost my save file and now i hear Kobe bryant passed away. Today cant get any worse"
100%
I dont like that married couples break up, but DSP should not be with someone. From what I have seen he really has no respect for her. He says he never has time to be with his wife, but he has all the time he just chooses not to use it. But stream on a time he can change. I can see way people call them roommate and not husband and wife. The soon Cat leaves the better she can have a better life cause this man is not a man but a child thinking he is a man.
There's always 'private stuff behind the scenes'. He never elaborates. This is just a boiler-plate phrase he uses to bait sympathy. Remember how he played down Leanna's anxiety attacks as, "'every now and then she gets in a little tizzy..." Any health problems he has gets SO MUCH TALK. It's how his back injury is wildly inconsistent. It's why his gout is not a big deal/HUGE PROBLEM, DOODS. Meanwhile Jasper's puking up every other day and that's 'just a thing a cat does'.
It's crazy that he has his audience so trained to agree with him the moment he starts to threaten banning, they cannibalize each other
I've always said that it's such a weird dynamic. Many of his chat members are borderline hostile with one-another, and it always feels like they're just waiting for Phil to turn on a member, so that they can justify throwing said member under the ban-bus. It's genuinely an unpleasant chat to follow...in the few instances they talk more than Nightbot, that is.
Now this is quality kahntent.
Factor in Katherine was excited about exercise in the 2018 Q & A. In the the 2024 Q &A she was super excited about food.
Yo you're him
I'm trying to figure out the shape of the line graph of importance of a subject vs. Phil's willingness to talk about it. He's complained from both directions: that something is too important to talk about, and that something is not important enough to talk about. I guess there's a spike right around "food Phil eats," to the right of "food anyone else eats" but to the left of "specifics of everything he vagueposts about."
He has to keep it all vague because he has just enough self awareness to realize it’s nothing serious, but wants to try and milk it for sympathy Hogans nonetheless. Which of course always backfires because everyone starts to ask questions and speculate, so he has to do his usual “it’s none of your business” rant.
"There's been a lot of issues, and I will mention them, but I also won't tell you anything." So all he wanted was people's sympathy and to waste people's time. This has ALWAYS been the problem with him. Either don't talk about your personal life, or explain the entire situation. You can't have it both ways.
Subbed Atlus. The editing is glorious 😂.
Thank you so much 🙏
I ack at thee holier than thou, reee AMEN
Dave will absolutely change his schedule...if HE wants to. Phil's "I can't do X, we have to adhere to the schedule" is code for "I don't want to do X". When I made my TIHYDP Fallout New Vegas, I would check his schedule a week ahead so I knew when he'd be playing New Vegas. Then I'd sit down to watch on that day, only to find he had moved it to a different day. I'd say he did that about 1 out of every 5 streams of New Vegas, just moved it to a different day. Just yesterday (Monday) he played Fallout 4...which he'd originally scheduled to play on Saturday. "I can't change the schedule" is just another excuse for PP to avoid doing something he doesn't want to do.
Thanks for the viideo, love your work :)
This is Atlus on his sock account thank you so much 😅😅😅 yikes lol
i find it funny leanna loved phil but he could care less. and kat who clearly is only with him for that house and not him.
couldn't Khet choose another day to have issues instead of when Phil is fighting Radahn ? like come on girl time and place
So stressed about his maid having to work to take care of him
"Half the time in life you're helpless to the shit around you, there's nothing you can do."
Spoken like a true coward. YOU control YOU. Sure there are plenty of things out of your control, but you control where you're headed in life AND what you make of your situation.
27:16 dude Phil sighing so loud is wild. He ends up standing there so long and just keeps doing it. Legit uncomfortable to watch. My guess he was just trying to sympathy bait donations
Stockholm syndroming,gaslighting and manipulating his audience every chance he gets.
Shares health issues but only wants to "not say too much" if it's insignificant? I guess that's the backwards mind of someone who only values his ability to use situations for pity begging.
The post-credit scene put a smile on my face. Thank you, skeleton man
Im thinking good ol pig roach is trying to take a play from boogies playbook but seeing how that went hes not going as far... honestly im seeing phil like an abusive husband now even if jenna is twacked out of her mind thats kats family and i dont think phil is equipped to deal with strong women or women under the influence who could kick his ass that being said phil is going through the napoleon syndrome arc tiny man big problems
I almost feel like Philliam is seeing all these other lawlcows like Rekieta, Larson, and Boogers crashing and burning in glorious fashion and he’s getting jealous of all the attention they’re getting.
🐷”I can meltdown catastrophically too you guys! Just watch!”
The fact that he equates problems with his wife and a video game boss is very telling of how his mind works. What’s worse is he goes on a big pity party with it. This dude is not a functioning adult, Kat must take care of everything because there’s no way he could do it. Now give him money
This dude has to take his day off one day early a couple weeks now and said”I’d like routine and safety” BROO lol biggest of ups uce
Mr cocktail of medications is calling someone creepy when the guy himself has admitted to be obsessive over a girl in high school and was scared he was going to do something dangerous because muh depression.
27:49 Phil has gotten upset at and banned people for much less. Like a guy saying romance Katherine.
27:19
another thing he's just insufferable with is this old man yell-style-yawn
We get it. Your body is effectively in its 80s due ot a lifetime of gin and hogans