It's funny because that's exactly how my wife is with me when she asks me to turn on some music for a backyard family thing. Please don't put on tool please don't put on tool LOL
My ex used to do that to me. I used to respond with "but what else is there?" before transcending to the infinite or, as she used to put it, "getting shitfaced drunk and avoiding everyone." 😂
We already died bro, but we resurrected as a hooker with a penis through a Lateralus schism 46 and 2 years ago.... although it took a fear inoculum ten thousand days to get sober bro...
“Stinkfist” is one of those songs I used to listen to all the time without really paying attention to the lyrics. So when I finally DID pay attention I was like 😧 That’s when I began to understand why they called it “Track 1” when it played on the radio. I was such a naive child 😅
"Hey! You play?" Seeing a four-stack amp, and guitar, in corner. An hour, a bowl, and two shot's later, you're screaming "I'll keep digging, 'til I feel something" while your new friend show's what he can do... at your mutual friend's birthday party. 😏 Just me? (And Jimmy) 🤷🏼♂️ Oh well, good time's anyway
Lol Keep 'em coming, Todd..Thank you for the morning chuckles! It's 740am eastern where I'm at. Have an Outstanding day! Congratulations on your new record!!
That's so weird. When I received the notification that paradigm had a new video I immediately thought stinkfist. I even started singing "something kind of sad about the way that things have come to be"
Lmao! I think any Tool fan has been guilty of being that guy at some point in their lives.
This should be a series bro.
Already know👀
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That last 6 seconds was GOLD!!!
No, I wasn't "standing in the corner freaking everyone out" I was "opening my third eye and spiraling out", you wouldn't get it
It's funny because that's exactly how my wife is with me when she asks me to turn on some music for a backyard family thing. Please don't put on tool please don't put on tool LOL
My ex used to do that to me.
I used to respond with "but what else is there?" before transcending to the infinite or, as she used to put it, "getting shitfaced drunk and avoiding everyone." 😂
Oh shit, I had Randy align my chakra...am I gonna die?
We already died bro, but we resurrected as a hooker with a penis through a Lateralus schism 46 and 2 years ago.... although it took a fear inoculum ten thousand days to get sober bro...
you will transcend to another plane of consciousness
I got tickets for this upcoming tour, pretty pumped and maybe I can grab a beer with Randy before the show.
Tacoma Dome!
Be like my 40th time seeing them.
Tool fans are the greatest. If you’re not a tool fan you’re not fucking welcome. Period.
Just make sure you don’t grab a beer AFTER or your ears are gonna go through extra damage my friend xD
Yeah this will be my 7th time seeing them in Boston.
Of course the first thing he puts on is Stinkfist
"Please don't turn on Tool"
*plays one of Tool's most lyrically disturbing songs*
“Stinkfist” is one of those songs I used to listen to all the time without really paying attention to the lyrics. So when I finally DID pay attention I was like 😧
That’s when I began to understand why they called it “Track 1” when it played on the radio.
I was such a naive child 😅
At least it wasn't prison sex.
Rolling on the damn floor
F***in hit em with the stinkfist
My guy is still out here creating content while coming out with the new song on Spotify!!! Again i will say LEGEND!!!!
These never get old.
And if they are in charge over the music at the party, you better believe you'll only have TIME to listen to TOOL. 🤣
"Hey! You play?" Seeing a four-stack amp, and guitar, in corner.
An hour, a bowl, and two shot's later, you're screaming
"I'll keep digging, 'til I feel something" while your new friend show's what he can do... at your mutual friend's birthday party.
😏
Just me? (And Jimmy)
🤷🏼♂️
Oh well, good time's anyway
I live for these videos, you are hilarious ❤️
Lol Keep 'em coming, Todd..Thank you for the morning chuckles! It's 740am eastern where I'm at. Have an Outstanding day! Congratulations on your new record!!
F’n Randy! 😂👍
As someone who has been a Randy at points of my youth, I find this spectacularly hilarious.
Ahahaha!!! I totally guessed this video would end with Stinkfist!!!
That's so weird. When I received the notification that paradigm had a new video I immediately thought stinkfist. I even started singing
"something kind of sad about
the way that things have come to be"
You are wonderful! I'm so glad I subscribed! It doesn't matter how fucked up I'm feeling about life, you always make me smile and Stinkfist!! Ahhhhhhh
This guy is a freaking genius
"Look, Randy has the best tabs, he stays"
This is the best one yet 😂🤣
These videos are brilliant! 👏
This guy doesn’t miss 😂
Amazing sir, that's some of the funniest and most true
So this is what I look like to everybody else?
Nice, laser eyes are dope.
He hissed at me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Todd these videos are amazing. Keep them up.
Love it when he does Tool vids lmao
best vid for a while.. love this one !!!!
Now that was funny as heck 😂😂😂
Randy picked my jam!!
Stinkfist! Perfect ending.
Randy strikes again 😂
You are the light in my day
Fucking hilarious dude
lol I just thought of you today... good stuff
Yyyyyeeessss! Stinkfist❤️
Hahahaaaa!! I's so true XD
I heart Randy. That guy is my hero.
As if he would play anything else! 🤣🤣
I knew it was gonna be stinkfist lmao
It be like that sometimes lol
Hey at least he picked a solid track
So true🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can't wait to see them at little Caesars arena
Amazing😂
What if someone talked shit about may or to u but didn't know u loved maynor would b a dope vid
Do you by chance mean Maynard?
@@Syncopated_ oh yeah that guy,I love when they covered behind blue eyes
@@sierraedmonds6644 same
"Why are we bumping these tunes if the lyrics make sense"
Nice
Hahahahahahahaha Great!
Soooo true
😂😂😂😂😂😂fucking amazing
Dude We're not that bad
Then you realize it’s the Tool/Taylor Swift mashup.
😂😂😂
he should have learned to swim
xD dead af
😵😁
Tell Me The Song At The End... Is It On Undertow??
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stinkfist😀