Those are the ones that go “aye bro, fun fact, Lateralus is based off of the Fibonacci sequence. Cool right?” Then you ask “do you even know what a Fibonacci sequence is?” Blank stare in response
@@seaburyneucollins688 i know. My point was to poke fun at the “pseudo-intellectual fans” as they are described by the person who started this thread. Those are the ones who like to go on about things like Lateralus being based off of the Fibonacci sequence, but they don’t even know what the Fibonacci sequence is, therefore they don’t understand why it’s kind of cool, and they only say it because it makes them appear smarter than they really are. They are just mimics regurgitating facts that they don’t even understand. I’m not trying to make myself appear as if I am above these people, as I will without hesitation admit I know what a Fibonacci sequence is, but I haven’t looked into the song structure itself to understand how Lateralus and the Fibonacci sequence are connected. The people I’m mentioning are the ones that try to talk themselves up to seem smarter than they are, but when called upon to explain something they said, you realize that they were just repeating something they heard that sounded complex but haven’t taken the time to research it and teach themselves about what it is
@@junkyardwillie8320 Fair enough. The Fibonacci thing is just a fun little gimmick anyways, kinda like choosing your time signatures with the digits of pi or using the notes B-A-D to sing about someone you dislike. It's cool, but definitely not something to pretend is super deep.
Every Tool fan thinks they are 'The Normal One'😂 Edit: Tool has been my favorite band since for 25 years. And I never smoked salvia out of a coke can. I used a glass pipe like any civilized person😎
It was mushrooms in the woods for me. Damn those mushrooms were exceptional tho. Top tier for sure. Before the end of the trip i had summoned a circle of amanita muscaria and sat in the middle of them.
“This song is about racial injustice and how it is still dividing us as a nation… This song is called prison sex” Bro had me dying. Also I feel like I’ve been every single one of these types of fans depending on the mood, minus the smoking out of a can part 😂keep it up brother!
my favorite song by tool is the one about the political divide in the u.s. political system and how the two party system is tearing our nation in two. its called hooker with a penis
TW: for those unaware: the dark joke here is that Prison Sex is a song about childhood sexual assault from both the perspective of the abused and the abuser
H. Is actually the song that made me a TOOL fan, thanks to an inside joke that had me laughing at a single letter being posted. When I saw the name on a radio station recently played list I knew I had to listen to it and the rest was history. I had listened to Tool before that and thought it was boring. So glad the funny name changed my mind.
As far as im concerned, If you weren't alive when the album was released you have no way of putting what it says in context. You may dig it, but you cant understand it. You have no way of hearing it in the time and place that gave birth to it. So unfortunately young people are stuck with the vomit inducing repetitious shit that the millennials are creating for consumption by gen Z. Which sucks. But id bet it wont hold a candle to how bad the music that gen z produces for consumption by the next generation will be. Something like an ice pick to the ear drum while being sodomized by a nine hundred pound Siamese fighting armadillo REEEEEEEEE
Yea but can't believe just cause they say they are... Look at just Bieber .. I doubt he's a real fan... Most ppl just jumped on the wagon when FEAR INOCULUM released. I just a fan. Been a fan since 97 when I heard H.. I'm no die hard though.. just a fan in my own way. 🤷
Don't lie Tool fans, there's an emotional fan in all of us when listening to Wings for Marie pt.2 "10 000 days in the fire is long enough, you're going home" Stay real Tool fans 🤘
Tool has been my number one band for as long as i can remember though i was introduced to them through Aenima which is likely still my favorite record to this day. My 11 year old daughter has been officially recruited into the ranks now though and not only do i get asked to put it on in the car nearly every trip but ill find her listening to Tool in her room lmao thats my girl. Pretty sure 10,000 Days is her fav record atm.
I'm definitely the reference fan, whenever my friends and I are playing video games and I'm sucking I always say "call me rosetta stoned because I'm shitting the bed right now"
I was DEFINITELY the emotional fan at their concert on Tuesday 🤣 literally screamed like a little kid at the bass intro for Opiate... wasn't expecting it at ALL 🤣
I saw them in 2016 and I was like 🤯 It was amazing knowing I was in the same room as TOOL! I wasn’t expecting to hear Opiate either and I lost it when I heard 🎵Choices always were a problem for you🎵 But I couldn’t really see anything but the videos on a projector screen because I’m short and was surrounded by tall people 😅
Once again you're giving us pure gold when it comes to these tool references. I can honestly say,as a huge tool fan, you are spot on about EVERYTHING. Cheers brother.🍻✌🏻
I started on 10,000 days! First song I ever really listened to was "The Pot". Tbh i still think that's the best song you could use to break someone into Tool. Once you get a taste for the sound you crave more.. Then you find get into it, then you find songs like Pushit and Jimmy and Lateralus and Reflection AND I'M JUST GONNA LIST ALL THEIR SONGS AT THIS POINT!
10,000 Days came out when I was in high school and it was the first of their albums I listened to. I loved it so much I bought every other album immediately, and then A Perfect Circle too.
Man i've only listened to a few tool songs, but i can relate to the "emotional fan", i dont cry easily but parabola makes me weep everytime i listen to it. Damn shame bcs i love that song and i cant listen to it in front of people
Song reference fan. I enjoyed Tool since Sober, but in all honesty they became my favorite rock band ever since they sliced me Riiiight in Two Thanks for creating thisl, spiritual edit had me rolling.
As someone who's only been a fan for a couple of years, it's been an honor finding your vids during the journey 😂 It's only made me appreciate them more.
Ngl first time I played the song I turned it off within a minute because I thought it was boring. Now I can't get through the song without shedding a tear.
Parabola helped me go through grief... I learned about tool when i was like 13, playing LAteralus on Guitar hero, and 10 years later, im still a fan of Tool
As a die hard Tool fan, fav song “the Pot” , I love your videos. Music is the language that binds us as humans. Maynard is a genius. Thanks for the post.
i become the... headbanger fan: the pot, jambi, H. emotional fan: right in two defender fan: vicarious, invincible spiritual fan: pneuma, lateralus snob fan: descending disagree? Hush lol
For me it's Headbanger fan: The Pot, Eulogy, Aenema Emotional Fan: Wings for Marie, 10,000 Days Defender Fan: Jambi, Lateralus Spiritual fan: Parabol, Parabola, Pneuma
Tool had been on my peripheries for many years before yet I never really tried to listen to them once. Three months ago or so, I stumbled across this video compilation about the video owner's top ten drop d riffs. 46 and 2 was his top 3. The moment I heard the riff, I scratched the video, searched the song, listened the entire song, and proceeded to download every song that has tool in it's title and stuck to listening these songs everyday. The thing about tool is that I never get bored with their music. Schism even managed to become my ear worm, made me unable to focus on shit like holding a normal conversation with people around me because it keeps playing on repeat inside my head 🤣
Oh My Goodness, you’re right 🤣 I’m checking off my favorite bands and I’ve either been or spoken to every one of these fan types for all of them (minus the drug usage)!
Crazy thing is I went on a tool binge for like a month straight of nothing but smoking weed and listening to tool.... I swear it opened my third eye for a second
I'm an old-school Tool fan! Opiate,Undertow,Aenima,Lateralus,Salival,.. I listened to 10000 days a few times.. I liked it.. but I always go back to the old stuff.. You won't see the new stuff on my playlist. Then you have APCs' first 2 albums..amazing stuff, too..
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1:58 I just fucking might
Hahahahahahahhahahahahahah
Bruh I just unlocked a new laugh thanks
Which song is it though? That starts from 1:59, I want to too
@@sridharsinghal1232 wings for marie
I'm literally every one of these at some point.
Don’t forget the “pseudo-intellectual” fans who claim listening to Tool opened their third eye and made them smarter for some reason.
Listening to Tool did make me smarter in the way that I began thinking about counting and time signatures with my bass playing way more intensely
Those are the ones that go “aye bro, fun fact, Lateralus is based off of the Fibonacci sequence. Cool right?” Then you ask “do you even know what a Fibonacci sequence is?”
Blank stare in response
@@junkyardwillie8320 Yeah, but it actually is, and it's indeed cool.
@@seaburyneucollins688 i know. My point was to poke fun at the “pseudo-intellectual fans” as they are described by the person who started this thread. Those are the ones who like to go on about things like Lateralus being based off of the Fibonacci sequence, but they don’t even know what the Fibonacci sequence is, therefore they don’t understand why it’s kind of cool, and they only say it because it makes them appear smarter than they really are. They are just mimics regurgitating facts that they don’t even understand. I’m not trying to make myself appear as if I am above these people, as I will without hesitation admit I know what a Fibonacci sequence is, but I haven’t looked into the song structure itself to understand how Lateralus and the Fibonacci sequence are connected. The people I’m mentioning are the ones that try to talk themselves up to seem smarter than they are, but when called upon to explain something they said, you realize that they were just repeating something they heard that sounded complex but haven’t taken the time to research it and teach themselves about what it is
@@junkyardwillie8320 Fair enough. The Fibonacci thing is just a fun little gimmick anyways, kinda like choosing your time signatures with the digits of pi or using the notes B-A-D to sing about someone you dislike. It's cool, but definitely not something to pretend is super deep.
"46 and 2 piece combo" 🤣🤘
That one killed me xD like the Tool version of that scene in White Chicks where he’s like “hold my poodle!”
Lmao
Lmao pure genius
This needs to be on a shirt.
Exactly what I came here to comment lmao
As a Tool fan, I was concerned this video might piss me off, but after watching it...
I DON'T MIND
I DON'T MIND
I DON'T MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND
What is that song
@@cornontherobmusic1687 H.
Instant classic INTERNET COMMENT!!!
FUCKINGFANTASTIC COMMENT😂😂
@@cornontherobmusic1687 H.
Everyone becomes the emotional fan when 10,000 days starts playing
I've cried to that, Parabol/Parabola, Lateralus, Ticks and Leeches, Invincible, Roght in Two, probably a few others XD
Sure did
@@franklingauthier-parker7253 No shame, brother haha. We all been there
You are going hoooomeee
@@hydratedspace262 I don't know if we have, tho
Every Tool fan thinks they are 'The Normal One'😂
Edit: Tool has been my favorite band since for 25 years. And I never smoked salvia out of a coke can. I used a glass pipe like any civilized person😎
did you butt chug it? _real_ tool fans butt chug salvia
It was mushrooms in the woods for me. Damn those mushrooms were exceptional tho. Top tier for sure. Before the end of the trip i had summoned a circle of amanita muscaria and sat in the middle of them.
I was the Normal One, and then I joined a fan page and now I'm the Not So Spiritual fan
Never got lucky enough to get my hands on salvia lol but ive done some dmt, lcd, and the classic shroomies lol
@@yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole Damn, you done made me fall out laughing and drop my blunt and now my carpet is on fire. I'm done.🤣
That "prison sex" line was epic.
“This song is about racial injustice and how it is still dividing us as a nation…
This song is called prison sex”
Bro had me dying. Also I feel like I’ve been every single one of these types of fans depending on the mood, minus the smoking out of a can part 😂keep it up brother!
Same 😂
my favorite song by tool is the one about the political divide in the u.s. political system and how the two party system is tearing our nation in two. its called hooker with a penis
That one nearly killed me.
@@internetguy9531 I always gravitate towards Stinkfist when I'm searching for deeper meanings.
TW:
for those unaware: the dark joke here is that Prison Sex is a song about childhood sexual assault from both the perspective of the abused and the abuser
You know us TOOL fans very well because you are one , classic😂🤣
Whoa you used the song H in this video, you really are a deep Tool fan hahaha.
@Chris Sunberg I see what you did
H. Is actually the song that made me a TOOL fan, thanks to an inside joke that had me laughing at a single letter being posted. When I saw the name on a radio station recently played list I knew I had to listen to it and the rest was history. I had listened to Tool before that and thought it was boring. So glad the funny name changed my mind.
The “What album did you start with?” fan is HILARIOUS!!! I TOTALLY used to be that guy. EVERYBODY knows you can’t start with 10,000 Days. 🤦🏾♂️🤣
As far as im concerned, If you weren't alive when the album was released you have no way of putting what it says in context. You may dig it, but you cant understand it. You have no way of hearing it in the time and place that gave birth to it. So unfortunately young people are stuck with the vomit inducing repetitious shit that the millennials are creating for consumption by gen Z. Which sucks. But id bet it wont hold a candle to how bad the music that gen z produces for consumption by the next generation will be. Something like an ice pick to the ear drum while being sodomized by a nine hundred pound Siamese fighting armadillo REEEEEEEEE
@@wangdoodlemisanthrope3020 Pathetic.
@@wangdoodlemisanthrope3020 You are the reason why these videos keep being funny. Never change.
@@wangdoodlemisanthrope3020 Millennials are in their 30's and 40's genius
I started with 10000 days and I love Tool
How do you know if someone is a TOOL fan?
They tell you.
This is the truth.
I have something TO SAY
I'm not a fan I'm a family member 🤣
Yup. Thats true :-D
Yea but can't believe just cause they say they are... Look at just Bieber .. I doubt he's a real fan... Most ppl just jumped on the wagon when FEAR INOCULUM released.
I just a fan. Been a fan since 97 when I heard H.. I'm no die hard though.. just a fan in my own way. 🤷
Don't lie Tool fans, there's an emotional fan in all of us when listening to Wings for Marie pt.2
"10 000 days in the fire is long enough, you're going home"
Stay real Tool fans 🤘
Eh. It's aight.
His madre songs always have me crying my eyes out
I’m the spiritual/emotional fan ahahha can’t help it, they pried my third eye open
What song is being played during that one?!
I think at some point in time we've all been most of these fans lol
Do you cry during Wings for Marie too?
@@nini0183 nope ☹️
@@pizzafrenzyman 10000 days is sadder 😭
"Not even in the right time signature." Bro, you gotta be super educated in music theory to even detect that so quickly.
Well . . . But this guy is a genius. He listens to tool!
I'm the fan that will put a Tool song on, say "this is dope" and just listen to it like I normally would
Congrats, you're a diamond in the rough, an oasis in a desert of "you experience tool, now listen to every single one, including useful idiot!"
I honestly think I’m a hybrid of ALL these fans.
Another class video Todd, cheers from Scotland!
Tool has been my number one band for as long as i can remember though i was introduced to them through Aenima which is likely still my favorite record to this day. My 11 year old daughter has been officially recruited into the ranks now though and not only do i get asked to put it on in the car nearly every trip but ill find her listening to Tool in her room lmao thats my girl. Pretty sure 10,000 Days is her fav record atm.
The Spiritual Fan looks like a Mortal Kombat character😂😂
I'm definitely the reference fan, whenever my friends and I are playing video games and I'm sucking I always say "call me rosetta stoned because I'm shitting the bed right now"
I was DEFINITELY the emotional fan at their concert on Tuesday 🤣 literally screamed like a little kid at the bass intro for Opiate... wasn't expecting it at ALL 🤣
I saw them in 2016 and I was like 🤯 It was amazing knowing I was in the same room as TOOL! I wasn’t expecting to hear Opiate either and I lost it when I heard 🎵Choices always were a problem for you🎵 But I couldn’t really see anything but the videos on a projector screen because I’m short and was surrounded by tall people 😅
I'm happy for you.
Once again you're giving us pure gold when it comes to these tool references.
I can honestly say,as a huge tool fan, you are spot on about EVERYTHING.
Cheers brother.🍻✌🏻
Spiritual fan. 🤣🤣🤣😎
Also liked how you point out that normal fans like Lateralus best lmao
DUDE the “H” clip is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen
The camera shake in the end lol
Absolutely hilarious skit lmao
I started on 10,000 days! First song I ever really listened to was "The Pot". Tbh i still think that's the best song you could use to break someone into Tool. Once you get a taste for the sound you crave more.. Then you find get into it, then you find songs like Pushit and Jimmy and Lateralus and Reflection AND I'M JUST GONNA LIST ALL THEIR SONGS AT THIS POINT!
I love how tool wrote a song about their snob fans
One of my favorites.
It's also called Prison Sex.
@@Aerakade hahahaha
Never been big into lyrics so I don’t wanna search. Which song is that?
And it's a great song too.
10,000 Days came out when I was in high school and it was the first of their albums I listened to. I loved it so much I bought every other album immediately, and then A Perfect Circle too.
Man i've only listened to a few tool songs, but i can relate to the "emotional fan", i dont cry easily but parabola makes me weep everytime i listen to it. Damn shame bcs i love that song and i cant listen to it in front of people
It took a good amount of time before tool wasn't the only thing I listened to
Tool is still the only band I can listen to every day and it wouldn’t get old.
Brother, you've got it all covered like a wagon! Well done! Tool is the TRUTH!
I think I’ve been all of these at some point in time. Now I’m the “spiral out” fan who comes back to Tool every now and then to reminisce
Song reference fan. I enjoyed Tool since Sober, but in all honesty they became my favorite rock band ever since they sliced me Riiiight in Two
Thanks for creating thisl, spiritual edit had me rolling.
As someone who's only been a fan for a couple of years, it's been an honor finding your vids during the journey 😂 It's only made me appreciate them more.
I’m a combo of the “normal” fan the spiritual fan and the emotional fan 😆
Nah i just love their videos and art concepts fr. Noone else does it like TOOL
0:46 Part of me is offended, but another part of me is like ... this is what I wanted, this is what I had in mind, so this is what I'm getting
I could watch these impressions for hours 😂
“You came across Tool when you were smoking salvia out of a coke can.”
🤡☠️🤡☠️
I'm not the only one that screams "I don't mind!!!" When that part hits am I?
Lmao...cryin during wings for Marie...you're fuckin awesome bro
1:59 I think that was everyone’s reaction when they first heard that song.
First listen to 10,000 Days: Cry
After finding out what it's about and reading the lyrics: Cry a shit ton
no doubt
Ngl first time I played the song I turned it off within a minute because I thought it was boring. Now I can't get through the song without shedding a tear.
Did you know that Lateralus is based on the Fibonacci-sequence... Hahaha, that's always a good one too! 😂
KILLIN IT!!😂😂😂 so much love and positivity..happiness...and good health to u always....keep up great work!!!!
So damn hilarious keep them coming please!
1:02 Absolute gold Lol.
"while smoking salvia out of a coke can" I AM DED! 😭😭💀💀
Parabola helped me go through grief... I learned about tool when i was like 13, playing LAteralus on Guitar hero, and 10 years later, im still a fan of Tool
As a die hard Tool fan, fav song “the Pot” , I love your videos. Music is the language that binds us as humans. Maynard is a genius. Thanks for the post.
Bro who doesn't cry listening to Wings for Marie?
@Scott LeFaivre So basically gingers?
Absolutely spot on 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Saw them in Dallas this past Monday! What an incredible experience!!
Love this, shits true is wats even funnier. Great video my friend 😂
"Wait bro, you need to hear my tirade about Neurosis and Baroness next... No, don't go...."
I would listen to that tirade
For real, 10,000 Days was the first album I listened to in its entirety. Incredible album. Needless to say, I feel attacked. 😂
I love this shit my guy! I've been a tool fan for a long time now...happy I found your channel dude
This makes me want to listen to Tool and see how I feel about it.
i become the...
headbanger fan: the pot, jambi, H.
emotional fan: right in two
defender fan: vicarious, invincible
spiritual fan: pneuma, lateralus
snob fan: descending
disagree? Hush lol
For me it's
Headbanger fan: The Pot, Eulogy, Aenema
Emotional Fan: Wings for Marie, 10,000 Days
Defender Fan: Jambi, Lateralus
Spiritual fan: Parabol, Parabola, Pneuma
Ride the spiral to the end and have a good time with your friends. ty todd
Tool had been on my peripheries for many years before yet I never really tried to listen to them once. Three months ago or so, I stumbled across this video compilation about the video owner's top ten drop d riffs. 46 and 2 was his top 3. The moment I heard the riff, I scratched the video, searched the song, listened the entire song, and proceeded to download every song that has tool in it's title and stuck to listening these songs everyday. The thing about tool is that I never get bored with their music. Schism even managed to become my ear worm, made me unable to focus on shit like holding a normal conversation with people around me because it keeps playing on repeat inside my head 🤣
Let me align your shakras hahahahahaha had me fuckin dyin bro lmao. This army is definitely diverse in our reasonings thats for sure lol
This video made my day especially since I'm the one song fan and I have a Tool shirt.
When it’s actually still kinda cool in the room and you still want them to turn the air down:
“IT’S NOT ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!
I NEED MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
59 year old grandma. Been a Tool fan since the first time I heard Forty Six & 2 and The Pot, one fine day 👊🏼 Got all their albums.
I fell in love with them in my mid-teens, when Ænema came out. 👊🏾 I’m in my 40s now, and hope to still love them into my fifties and beyond.
Depending on my mood, the day, time, my mindset or what I'm listening to atm - I can be any one of these personalities at any moment.
As the song reference fan, I appreciate what you did there, lol!
Best video you've ever made, all this can literally be applied to any band honestly 🔥🔥
Oh My Goodness, you’re right 🤣 I’m checking off my favorite bands and I’ve either been or spoken to every one of these fan types for all of them (minus the drug usage)!
The way he said gosh at the end killed me lmfao fantastic delivery
This is getting to good now
Thanks bro.
I’m definitely a mixture of spiritual and emotional lol. I fucking love this video.
dude I love all the Tool videos you did man, another great one!!
Your Tool memes make me actually want to listen to Tool.
I gotta be honest, dude I’ve watched your videos on Tool,I’m dying from laughter.Keep it up brother,peace
I fit into the Normal Fan category but man big props to you for the use of H, that's one of my favorite songs.
🤣🥰 This made my night. You nailed it! Best of luck with your music🦋🦋
You know I'm gonna use these!🤣😂🤣#spiritualtoolfan #fansincecollege #oldass
This totally nails it lmfao. Also, 46 and 2 piece had me dying 🤣
Bro these tool videos are amazing pls make more!
I have embodied each one of these tool fan stereotypes throughout my life. And am not ashamed of any of them.
I feel so attacked... lol, for real, I think I have been all these fans at some point. Great video!
Lmao I love your videos so far! Keep it up.
Haha I've encountered a few of these types of fans at tool shows. Love it Todd! Keep em comin bro!
Literally the funniest video I've watched for months... 😂👍
The spiritual fan was my favorite hahahahah
Your hilarious. Sincerely the first kind of tool fan you mentioned lol
Crazy thing is I went on a tool binge for like a month straight of nothing but smoking weed and listening to tool.... I swear it opened my third eye for a second
LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!?! Tool is my favorite band and the fans drives me knucking futs!!!
you funny as hell bro!!! 😁😁😁
I'm an old-school Tool fan! Opiate,Undertow,Aenima,Lateralus,Salival,.. I listened to 10000 days a few times.. I liked it.. but I always go back to the old stuff.. You won't see the new stuff on my playlist. Then you have APCs' first 2 albums..amazing stuff, too..
Well done young man, well done. 46 and 2 piece combo is righteous!
lol.. " let me align your chakras"... you're so right on all of these.
Nice dude, this put me in the mood for Tool.
Dude that was hilarious dude!
I expected the prison sex joke as you were setting it up but it still caught me off guard 😂
Pneuma makes me cry every once in a while on a “Wake up now child” line
“He’s not even playing Adam’s part right, GOSH!” 😂
Shit funny af bro keep it up
not the Geo Metro 😂😂 Woahh memories mann.
Dude, you are the best! I am all of these fans in one.
10000 days was the first album I heard and actually made me a fan
hahahaha that was a very cool video man, me and my brother were literally laughing our asses off.