@@legorocketraccoon8297 Lol what version of this movie did you see? It's the real brahm's that comes out of the mirror, his face covered with a porcelain mask the same as the doll, because his face was severely burnt 20 years ago. He survived the fire and had been living behind the walls since then. He didn't go to school, he didn't do anything so he still acts like an 8 year old, that's why the rules were to leave food out on the table and not throw it away, and read extra loud when reading a book so that Brahm's could hear the story. It then turns out that the Heelshire's had committed suicide and had left Greta as a "mate" for Brahm's. But pretty much right after the part were they cut it off Brahm's emerges, kills Cole, threatens to kill Malcolm if Greta leaves, and then a whole thingo ensues and shit goes down then Greta escapes, but comes back to save Malcolm, then she stabs Brahm's with a screwdriver, and they think he's dead then they leave but then there's a scene where it shows Brahm's survived and he's putting the Porcelain doll back together.
@@katielicheni9451 It's on Netflix and the part where they cut is only about 20-25min before the end, so might be worth watching the last bit. In addition to what Moosedraw said, you don't really get the full creep factor unless you see that Brahms is a 20-something year old man with a neckbeard acting like a murderous child while whispering in a high-pitched kid voice.
The parents knew the whole time that their 30 year old child was living in the walls. They were terrified of him and duped the babysitter into getting stuck with him, while they ran off planning never to return.
Not really. Brahams had major mental problems and was trying to kill the girl who was taking care of the doll. Phantom was a love story that had some PTSD and violent intent towards a rival suitor, which stands apart from the psychopathic child that is Brahams.
@@PrettyMuchIt MYERS WENT FROM WORKING WITH HELLBOY TO THE GROCERY BOY IN THE BOY!! TRAITOR! MAKE HELLBOY 3 AND HAVE HELLBOY AND HIM KICK EACHOTHERS ASSES!!
Let's just say I've been on the edge with subscribing to movie reviewers type channels because they really aren't consistent with good content. But every video I have watched from these guys are just hilarious and I can't get enough.
@@mr.malcom7431 Dude if you like these previews I would highly reccomend checking out the full commentary tracks, some of the stuff that dosen't make it to youtube is pure gold!
From 9:00 to 9:17 is just hilarious omg, “‘no certainly not” and then “ the boys day off” that’s hilarious dude . I just imagine the boy pulling a Ferris bueller
I have to admit the people who created the doll of Brahn did a really good job of putting it directly into uncanny valley. I was legit uncomfortable when I stared at it for too long
If I didn’t do that, 80% of the comments would be “HOW DID YOU NOT MAKE A TO ALL THE BOYS REFERENCE” and I am not ready to respond to all of those that this track was recorded in May.
You guys have turned me into the annoying friend that can’t stop adding my input every few seconds while watching a movie. Lol your reviews are hilarious
I re-watched a movie from my childhood called Scary Godmother: Halloween Spooktacular and boy is it a trip. Just putting it out there, keep being awesome
is there a way to retroactively thank you for posting all your videos? these commentary videos (and the few tracks ive listened to fully) have been a something of a stabilizing agent in a turbulent time in my early 20s through the pandemic and all. i revisit your classics dozens of times and never grow tired of them. you’ve done my fav movies and shows (the social network, final destination, saw, etc.) and my least favorites (most recently far from home) and yet every video makes me laugh and brings me joy. so thanks for that. not a lot of channels have that due to my attention span but your shit is so good, my autistic brain just latches on and never lets go. so thanks to eric and all the cohosts and guests you’ve had over the years. y’all never fail to get me to laugh and that’s special to me.
I went to see this in theaters, and like Eric, I found every shot of The Boy to be unintentionally hilarious. I tried to hold my laughter in, but that just made me laugh harder. At first, people in my theater were pissed, but it got to the point that every time The Boy came on screen, everyone burst out laughing.
Yes, this movie is bad but the reveal scene IS FUCKING INSANE. Really caught me off guard because I was just expecting another average "ghost trapped in house" movie
I'm so happy you made this because this was the first horror movie I saw on theatres and I literally walked out of the theatre and forgot the entire plot and all of the details and now it is coming back to me, thanks.
Me to myself: There's no way that's Charlie Hunnam Eric, not even a second later: "It's the poor man's Charlie Hunnam" Glad we're on the same page here
Aw I loved Friday Night Cranks!! It was one of those obscure RUclips shows that no one knew of in my friend group but me, I watched for years and was so sad when Jared finally ended things. Nice to hear your voice again Jared!!
@@lukeevans6070 Its been years since i saw the Woman in Black tbh. But when my friend, brother and myself saw it in theaters we just made Harry Potter jokes the whole time lmao
If I was getting paid big money to do her job, I would be all for it. Shake hands with "The Boy", dress "The Boy, feed "The Boy", I wouldn't give a fuck.
I remember being paranoid the entire time because i thought it was the DOLL that moved and then the boyfriend yeeted it onto the floor and i was like whaaa-
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"She would shower with a.... "The Boy" hangin' around?"
Cracked me up 🤣
I'm just sad that the plot twist wasn't that the old people were just gaslighting her the entire time as like a joke or something.
What was the plot twist i came to get spoiled and im thoroughly disappointed 😂
@@katielicheni9451 Some kind of ghost chases them around and burns them. Later it shows they were transformed into dolls too.
@@legorocketraccoon8297 Lol what version of this movie did you see?
It's the real brahm's that comes out of the mirror, his face covered with a porcelain mask the same as the doll, because his face was severely burnt 20 years ago. He survived the fire and had been living behind the walls since then. He didn't go to school, he didn't do anything so he still acts like an 8 year old, that's why the rules were to leave food out on the table and not throw it away, and read extra loud when reading a book so that Brahm's could hear the story. It then turns out that the Heelshire's had committed suicide and had left Greta as a "mate" for Brahm's.
But pretty much right after the part were they cut it off Brahm's emerges, kills Cole, threatens to kill Malcolm if Greta leaves, and then a whole thingo ensues and shit goes down then Greta escapes, but comes back to save Malcolm, then she stabs Brahm's with a screwdriver, and they think he's dead then they leave but then there's a scene where it shows Brahm's survived and he's putting the Porcelain doll back together.
@@katielicheni9451 It's on Netflix and the part where they cut is only about 20-25min before the end, so might be worth watching the last bit. In addition to what Moosedraw said, you don't really get the full creep factor unless you see that Brahms is a 20-something year old man with a neckbeard acting like a murderous child while whispering in a high-pitched kid voice.
@@legorocketraccoon8297 oh really. Did you mixed up with coraline or something?
Why do good girls like bad The Boy
I appreciate you a lot
@@peepeepoopoo7683 me too
This comment section has the best user names
Satan has entereted the chat
*Sexy Cowboys intensify*
The parents knew the whole time that their 30 year old child was living in the walls. They were terrified of him and duped the babysitter into getting stuck with him, while they ran off planning never to return.
They were scared of THE BOY
i mean “planning never to return” is a loose way of saying they committed suicide
Pretty sure they committed suicide
This has been on my mind since i watched this coz there's no way a ghost can be real and kill everyone
@@gkchappy this is my favorite reply to a comment on youtube.
“What should I do, the boy?”
Maria Marcus I READ THIS RIGHT AS HE SAID THAT
"What should I do... *_DA BOI?"_*
*shakes him like a magic 8-ball*
What should I do? The boy?
I find myself quoting that a lot
I’m still pissed she didn’t just follow the stupid list and do her job, like honey you’re making bank. Serves her right.
Her bf showed up after she tried to
Yeah she’s a terrible babysitter lol. She even had the instructions neatly printed out for her.
But she did.
The reason things went nuts is because her ex ruined the formula.
In the og script brahms r*ped her, now I love my evil hairy wall man but staying isn't a good idea.
@@Cryptid_in_the_Cellar That is not very becoming of The Boy. That's grossss.
It becomes a little less scary once you realise it's basically the Phantom of the Opera but with a Porcelain Doll and abuse
omg XD
Not really. Brahams had major mental problems and was trying to kill the girl who was taking care of the doll. Phantom was a love story that had some PTSD and violent intent towards a rival suitor, which stands apart from the psychopathic child that is Brahams.
And a the boy
And when the "pLOt tWISt" is that a 30 y/o man was just controlling the doll which makes no sense
@Izicei how the fuck did his head move on its own-
To All the Porcelain Boys I Loved Before
Declan Corey to all the The Boys I loved before
Mhhhh P O R C E L E E N U S
To All The Porcelain iboys I Loved Before
LMAO IM CACKLING RN
"To all the porcelain boys I...'ve loved before." 😂
Get you a girl who shows you her neck bone 💕 goals
yo HELL yea
Isn’t that the clavicle? Fuck me daddy if I’m wrong (no homo).
@@PrettyMuchIt forget porceleenus this is where it's at.
He was looking at the necklace
@@PrettyMuchIt MYERS WENT FROM WORKING WITH HELLBOY TO THE GROCERY BOY IN THE BOY!! TRAITOR! MAKE HELLBOY 3 AND HAVE HELLBOY AND HIM KICK EACHOTHERS ASSES!!
"there's a man, a woman, and a THE boy" IMMMMM DEAD
My neighbors sent me pictures of “the boy” and told me I looked like it and I got really pissed because they were right....
Here’s what you do to get back at them. Dress up like The Boy. Put makeup on to make your skin shiny like porcelain. Then sit outside their house
No need to be driven to drink dude.
You have a porcelenis?
With a name like "harrison chapman" this is the least surprising news ive heard all week, it just sounds like you look like "the boy"
Oh Harrison
Let's just say I've been on the edge with subscribing to movie reviewers type channels because they really aren't consistent with good content. But every video I have watched from these guys are just hilarious and I can't get enough.
That means a lot, thank you! But do keep in mind that our main goal is to make ya laugh, so we may disappoint in the “movie review” department haha
Thanks The Movie Review Boys
@@mr.malcom7431 Dude if you like these previews I would highly reccomend checking out the full commentary tracks, some of the stuff that dosen't make it to youtube is pure gold!
Yea they boys are funny af
@@Dfen_90 I want to but money a little tight but when I can they most definitely will be getting my money
“A little porcelenis”😂😂
Does he have a the peen
I legit jumped when the dolls head turned, but then immediately laughed at how stupid I was to jump.
Same
SAME AHAHA
The spOOks are real. Scariest part was when the evil boyfriend all of a sudden obtained an accent
I love how Eric guessed this almost immediately. "The real boy is in the attic." The walls, but close enough.
why did i think jared’s introduction was just jacob making a joke
a bc yes same and they just went with it lmao
he has a similar voice lol
deadass was expecting a subway joke the entire intro
I waz like wAAAAT oOOOk
same
The fact that you give a British doll a New York accent kills me and I would love someone to dub this movie over with his lies like that
HE HAS NO LINES
Boy 2 (Boy takes Manhattan)
RIP UP THE DANCE FLOOR BRAHMS
The Boy 3:The Boy Does London
Boy 4: Boy V GoodBoy
Boy 5: Space Boyz
Boy 6: Boyz in da hood
"you wouldnt hurt me would you brahms?"
"N A H W"
C E R T A I N L Y *N O T*
@@blueblank8287 *SIGHTENLY NAHT
perfect imitation of pinocchio from shrek
Legit my favorite part lol
Shat myself when his head turned to look at her
Siobhan Ratcliffe Same, movies that do shit like that startle me so much.
🎶Than I saw his face bamp bamp🎵 bamp
That was so awful, I felt the scare go through my entire body and end in my toes 😂
@@maddiepaddy2608 now I'm a believer!!!!!!!
In freaky undead dolls
Also as soon as that happens get the freaking axe
From 9:00 to 9:17 is just hilarious omg, “‘no certainly not” and then “ the boys day off” that’s hilarious dude . I just imagine the boy pulling a Ferris bueller
Cody Salas it’s a reference to Baby’s day out
You get a tiny Ferrari and porclien Cameron
3:09 that caught me off guard 😂
😏
I'm really enjoying all the "with a The Boy" jokes
I remember watching this in theatres and my dad laughing when the couple killed themselves.
thebookgeek oml
Bet your dad has a mixtape.
It didn't even make sense! lol
Maddie Patty yeah a mixtape called life, stay woke.
Your dad sounds cool as fuck lol
the best friend: oh sorry i gave your abusive ex boyfriend your actual address instead of lying to him sorry my bad love you
It wasn't the adult friend, it was her *kid* relative
go tigers
Gooooo The Tigers
WELCOME BACK TO THE TIGERVERSE BABYYY
I have to admit the people who created the doll of Brahn did a really good job of putting it directly into uncanny valley. I was legit uncomfortable when I stared at it for too long
you did not just edit "to all the boys i loved before" in a comm you did WEEKS before you cannot fool me
If I didn’t do that, 80% of the comments would be “HOW DID YOU NOT MAKE A TO ALL THE BOYS REFERENCE” and I am not ready to respond to all of those that this track was recorded in May.
perhaps some points were made...
I laughed so fucking hard at that bit haha
I saw this comment before I even heard that part *Illusion -100*
Oooof
"What do I do, boy?"
_"What should I do, The Boy?"_
Oof I was having the worst day and this made it so much better
Glad to help, James!
Get through that shit of yours!
The Boy 2: Brahms Takes New York
You got half of it right
Ah yes, the spiritual predecessor to the hit film, THE INSIDE.
Old Lady in the walls, with GRANDPA’S BOOOOONNNNESSS
Oh ok u meant ur eric with a k, my sense of self is secure again
Unless ur check mark doesn't mean ur the erick from the video
Did you guys need any
*ＹＡＲＤ ＷＯＲＫ？*
@@DistractedGlobeGuy no Mr. Herring, we’re fine
The doll being smashed in slow motion was too funny
As much as I love Jared. Where is my baby Jacob?
making iconic content on his channel More Than Enough please subscribe!
oh legend just saw you are already subscribed thank you for doing god's work
I love imagining The Boy with a strong New Yorker accent. "I scared ya' didn't I, Toots!"
the boy: the boring chucky
THE BOYING CHUCKY
More like the reject Annabelle
wait y’all haven’t done The Truman Show, have you?
I think part of the fun is the movies are usually shit, but the truman show might be cool if they did it like their Shyamalan ones maybe
I just watched this movie for the first time last night! How spooky! Wait...Am I on the Matthew Show?
Matthew Anderson oh my god me
IamLegendAnon ikr I hope they watch it because it’s cheesy enough to make fun of but also really good
You guys have turned me into the annoying friend that can’t stop adding my input every few seconds while watching a movie. Lol your reviews are hilarious
The Boy 2: Electric Boygaloo
The Boy 3: The Boyening
I love how Jared is so confident that Eric won’t be able to guess the twist, but he gets it basically on his first try
You will NOT guess the ending!
Eric: Guesses the ending multiple times throughout
"Is this movie just a bunch of boys and you have to figure out which one is The Boy?"
jesus why am I laughing so hard
I re-watched a movie from my childhood called Scary Godmother: Halloween Spooktacular and boy is it a trip. Just putting it out there, keep being awesome
I watch that a few times every october since it came out. I'm 21 now and I don't know when I'll stop.
I love the scary godmother! Those movies where my childhood
I used to have that movie on DVD! It's actually such a throwback, they should totally watch it
*and the boy is it a trip
Yo that was my jam tf I also love monster house? I think that's the name
Glad to see Jared on this channel. His subway commercials were dope
so true
to all the boys jared's loved before
RaptorJohnny BRUHHHHHH XD
@@RaptorJohnny dude what the fUook
"👹NO!.. CERTAINLY NOT!👹" FLATLINED💀💀💀💀
is there a way to retroactively thank you for posting all your videos? these commentary videos (and the few tracks ive listened to fully) have been a something of a stabilizing agent in a turbulent time in my early 20s through the pandemic and all. i revisit your classics dozens of times and never grow tired of them. you’ve done my fav movies and shows (the social network, final destination, saw, etc.) and my least favorites (most recently far from home) and yet every video makes me laugh and brings me joy. so thanks for that. not a lot of channels have that due to my attention span but your shit is so good, my autistic brain just latches on and never lets go. so thanks to eric and all the cohosts and guests you’ve had over the years. y’all never fail to get me to laugh and that’s special to me.
wow thanks so much for sharing this jacob, so glad to see how much everyone enjoys what we do ❤️
Commentary tracks where Eric is trying to work the title of the movie into every sentence he can never stops being funny to me
you guys make my day better
❤️❤️❤️
The fact that they still call him “the boy” even though he has a name lol
you guys need to collab with cody ko
Ugh I'd love a reaction with Cody and Noel
Oh my god yes
FUCKING PLEASE!!
They did one with kurtis. Kurtis is linked to drew/danny. Drew/danny is the link to cody.
We're getting close.
I went to see this in theaters, and like Eric, I found every shot of The Boy to be unintentionally hilarious. I tried to hold my laughter in, but that just made me laugh harder. At first, people in my theater were pissed, but it got to the point that every time The Boy came on screen, everyone burst out laughing.
This is your best commentary yet! Hilarious!
Thanks so much!!!
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5:46 i appreciate "oh boy.. oh the boy"
"now we're in the attic or no?"
"yes"
"back in the attic"
"she gonna go confront that jacket"
i watch these videos as the perfect background noise i’m practically singing along with the jokes, but dude eric has such a warm voice
Yes, this movie is bad but the reveal scene IS FUCKING INSANE. Really caught me off guard because I was just expecting another average "ghost trapped in house" movie
eric doing a voice for little brahms keeps me coming back everytime.
you should do a track on Beastly
Please
PLEASE
YES
OH GOD YES
There is. Nothing. Wrong with beastly. It is a movie made by the gods, for the gods 10/10 :))
I like imagine that Brahms has this Pinocchio from Shrek voice
Just think about it
" *I said no visitors* "
The ending gave me porcelain balls
I saw this in the cinema and I just remember the audience going absolutely crazy when he smashed the doll 😂
She's gonna shower with uhm... DA BOI hanging around?
That cracked me up wtf 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“You wouldn’t hurt me would you?”
CERTAINLY NOT 😂
2:42 I swear to God we made the same noise when he lifted his hand
I'm so happy you made this because this was the first horror movie I saw on theatres and I literally walked out of the theatre and forgot the entire plot and all of the details and now it is coming back to me, thanks.
“Yeah I bet he put his things inside” 💀
Please tell me y’all are gonna watch “Brahms the Boy II”. I need more boy.
Plaine Zaine *did you mean* “I need more The Boy”
A The Porcelain Boy
I wish I had Eric’s ability to scream but have it not be annoying. There is something about when he screams that is so charming
Good god Lauren Cohen is a beautiful woman
Inzaynmembrain97 Facts
Cant believe you'd blue ball me like that
This channel is one of the funniest on youtube
i love that one of the tags is #theporcelenis
It’s Maggie from The Walking Boy.
Still one of my favorite commentaries
THANKS TOOTS
you should do The Visit it's hilarious
there IS a the boy II and it comes out in december!! Its called Brahms: The Boy II and I am so mad that its not called the Boys are back
The old lady was low-key *THICC*
Eric: "Don't shake his hand, I swear to....*BLEUGH!!!*" 🤣
Not a single "Martha" joke. I'm impressed.
The Boy commentary’s are by far my favorite and I listen to them all the time
Imagine how many times they laughed filming certain scenes with the boy lol
Me and my gf saw this in theaters and I can confirm that yes, not only us but a lot of the people there were laughing through most of it
American Vandal pls.
Also. GO TIGERRSSSSSS!
Me to myself: There's no way that's Charlie Hunnam
Eric, not even a second later: "It's the poor man's Charlie Hunnam"
Glad we're on the same page here
this is my favorite of all their commentary tracks
This gave me so much joy as I also watched this movie with a friend while mercilessly making fun of it
Me and a friend saw this in theatres, not as a horror movie to get scared, but we went in with the mindset of a comedy. We weren't disappointed
Aw I loved Friday Night Cranks!! It was one of those obscure RUclips shows that no one knew of in my friend group but me, I watched for years and was so sad when Jared finally ended things. Nice to hear your voice again Jared!!
This movie gives me the same vibe as The Woman in Black, just a taste of some creepies. But not enough to stop making jokes the entire time.
Woman in black was pretty scary this is just shite
@@lukeevans6070 Its been years since i saw the Woman in Black tbh. But when my friend, brother and myself saw it in theaters we just made Harry Potter jokes the whole time lmao
THE BOY IN BLACK
9:13 so no ones gonna talk about how he sounds like Pinocchio from Shrek?!?! 😂
If I was getting paid big money to do her job, I would be all for it. Shake hands with "The Boy", dress "The Boy, feed "The Boy", I wouldn't give a fuck.
There is the Boy, the grocery boy, the water boy, the pool boy.
Just because you get someone with the same first letter as Jacob, DOESN'T MEAN HE CAN REPLACE HIM!!!
Two letters
9:11 somehow that never gets old😂😂
Dynamic between you two reminds me so much of Game Grumps Arin and Dan and I'm loving it
They should make a commentary track on gone girl
As soon as Cole broke the doll a duct tape ball fell off my desk and scared the crap out of me.
I remember being paranoid the entire time because i thought it was the DOLL that moved and then the boyfriend yeeted it onto the floor and i was like whaaa-