ALIENS VS PREDATOR (Zero Punctuation)

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  • @ClericalError87
    @ClericalError87 5 лет назад +93

    Yahtzee's Alien design is kind of adorable. The line over their face makes 'em look like they've got a little grin and it's just a pleasure to watch them gaily dance around on the screen when he's talking about them.

  • @IVIaskerade
    @IVIaskerade 10 лет назад +856

    "Tried to french kiss an angle grinder"
    You wanna know how I got these scars?

    • @mrtannzr
      @mrtannzr 9 лет назад +17

      Was it a terrible shaving accident?

    • @mrtannzr
      @mrtannzr 9 лет назад +4

      maybe

    • @RetroWrathX13B
      @RetroWrathX13B 9 лет назад +7

      Batman: uhhh Acne?

    • @RonFortnite
      @RonFortnite 9 лет назад +1

      IVIaskerade ah fuck you beat me to it

    • @bloodstoneore4630
      @bloodstoneore4630 9 лет назад +5

      IVIaskerade I'd play that
      Batman: french kissing an arkham angle grinder

  • @tarrker
    @tarrker 9 лет назад +226

    I know I'm a bit late but, I would totally buy a tighter alien campaign that gave us more to do as the xenomorph. Collecting living creatures for reproduction without being caught. Defending the hive from marines and predators. There's so much that could be done with that and it's never even been touched.

    • @cholericraven3434
      @cholericraven3434 9 лет назад +27

      tarrker Perhaps playing the life cycle of a Xeno, eg beginning in a new place each time as a facehugger and choosing your host, then subsequently massacring the entire population of the area you are in.

    • @tarrker
      @tarrker 9 лет назад +2

      Choleric Raven Exactly what I was thinking. AvP2 had something similar in various multiplayer modes but they didn't do much with it. It was more of a really long respawn mechanic that only affected xenomorphs :P

    • @cholericraven3434
      @cholericraven3434 9 лет назад +13

      tarrker Would love to see that used for immersion rather than a handicap. Like if you infect certain people you can unlock more worlds. Make it more about the xenos being the intelligent world conquering bio weapon they're made out to be.

    • @scootza1
      @scootza1 9 лет назад +9

      I swear, you should totally pitch your ideas to developers. I will buy like 60 copies if your Aliens game gets published

    • @tarrker
      @tarrker 9 лет назад +1

      The gameplay already exists in tons of games. Would be pretty simple with the Unreal or Source engine. Makes you wonder why nobody's done it.

  • @MsSomeone98
    @MsSomeone98 10 лет назад +233

    "The marine campaign is the longest. Probably because of racism."
    LOL

    • @MsSomeone98
      @MsSomeone98 10 лет назад +19

      TheEvilCheesecake Sorry, forgot to add lol at the end.

  • @Huvpalto
    @Huvpalto 9 лет назад +102

    Two words:
    "Predator: Concrete jungle".
    oh wait

  • @ByteMeChannel
    @ByteMeChannel 11 лет назад +41

    "Marines go deal with aliens the same way bread goes to the pound to take care of the ducks!" Pricceless!

  • @Mysticgamer
    @Mysticgamer 10 лет назад +132

    Batman game where Batman loses his moral compass? In other words, Owlman's version of Arkham Asylum? Rocksteady, you have your mission.

    • @angeloschutte64
      @angeloschutte64 9 лет назад +1

      ***** Red hood on new Arkham Knight video game guys :).

    • @thrupert
      @thrupert 9 лет назад +9

      That's just Rorschach, isn't it?

    • @iancd9171
      @iancd9171 9 лет назад +10

      SamPlaysGAmes "None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me !"
      Rorschach is badass.

    • @EncontheCrow
      @EncontheCrow 9 лет назад +1

      Mysticgamer No they need to make my Batman Beyond game, though I'm mostly positive no one else would want something like that...Nightwing perhaps?

    • @lukenichols8219
      @lukenichols8219 9 лет назад +2

      JigglesVideos A Rorschach version of Arkham Asylum could be interesting.

  • @DainRiffgin89
    @DainRiffgin89 9 лет назад +354

    Having a stand-alone Predator game with Arkham/SoM combat and stealth would be amazing (done properly, of course), and designers are seriously missing out.

    • @TehThespian
      @TehThespian 9 лет назад +13

      They tried it with Concrete Jungle back in the PS2/Xbox and were probably turned off by the fact that the game didn't sell well. But that doesn't have much to do with the type of game it was rather than the fact that it was one of the most broken games I have ever player.
      If I could have a Predator game with SoM style combat but with a greater emphasis on stealth I would probably meld together with my PS4 controller.

    • @DainRiffgin89
      @DainRiffgin89 9 лет назад +19

      I've seen some of the gameplay of Concrete Jungle, and it seems too arcadey. The Predator is a hunter, who stalks in the shadows, using terror to sow discord in the ranks, while picking them off one by one. A lot like the Arkham series (they even call it "Predator" gameplay), I think terror and morale should have a lot to do with it. Kill a grunt, string him up, and the others might lose their composure, but if a sergeant or captain is there, they can keep it together a little longer. Take out the officer first, and have them fall to pieces. Also Roaring should be comboed with the kills to terrorize the enemies.
      Of course, there should be segments of Pred smack down, as they are taller and much stronger than people. It would be interesting to pit Predators against other Alien species (maybe a cameo Xeno, but not more than a couple). It has a lot of potential.

    • @TehThespian
      @TehThespian 9 лет назад +8

      Hopefully, the success of Alien Isolation will prompt a renewed interest in the franchise as a whole and we might get to see this game in the next 2-3 years. But I think that aside from the tremendous potential it had, what's probably holding the game back is that compared to the Aliens franchise by itself is much more popular in the mainstream than the Predator franchise. Concrete Jungle came out 1 or 2 years after the first AvP movie so interest was somewhat higher in the franchise than it is now. Though I think a new Predator movie is in the works (I heard about it on twitter, could be rumors though) and that could definitely prompt a developer/publisher to take interest in the license and put out a quality game.

    • @Kirahie
      @Kirahie 9 лет назад

      I think an alien exclusive game would also have potential.

    • @DemitriVladMaximov
      @DemitriVladMaximov 9 лет назад +3

      Predator Concrete Jungle was actually pretty good on the PS2. Forgotten for the most part because it got a little repetitive l, but the controls were solid and you moved like a real Predator would with excellent agility and speed.

  • @MsMoonDragoon
    @MsMoonDragoon 10 лет назад +45

    there needs to be a game where you just play as the fucking alien. no stupid ass marine story. just playing as an alien biting to faces off delicious hoomans.

    • @TVdinnermasterchef
      @TVdinnermasterchef 10 лет назад +2

      Imagine what they could've done if they spent the same amount of money on an alien-only game? 3x longer, better AI, better 3D environments, ability to flank marines from random vents. You could even set it up with Rainbow 6-style gameplay, where you control a team of 2 other aliens and can have them disable lights, cameras, automated weapons platforms and attack from 3 different directions.... Sorry, I'm getting hard :p
      Instead we get this pile of demented drivvel. Thanks Games Industry!

    • @MsMoonDragoon
      @MsMoonDragoon 10 лет назад

      shaunpaulcroft i think we can only expect competent indy games these days.

  • @nicolasriveros943
    @nicolasriveros943 8 лет назад +107

    this game was just ok, but i really loved AVP 2 for pc (the one developed by Sierra, en 2001)

    • @KingOhmni
      @KingOhmni 8 лет назад +3

      +Nicolás Riveros Agreed.

    • @jamesmckenzie9551
      @jamesmckenzie9551 8 лет назад +6

      Yeah, everyone loves that. It's cos it got story and gameplay right.

    • @yeenmachine206
      @yeenmachine206 8 лет назад +1

      +Nonsensical Idiot the Alien storyline was the best

    • @Xenibalt
      @Xenibalt 8 лет назад +3

      same kinda story as all the others but still good directing and pacing, the human campaign was actually decent

    • @DreKozar
      @DreKozar 8 лет назад +2

      AVP2 was badass

  • @flair541
    @flair541 10 лет назад +44

    I like how at the end, he describes Predator Concrete Jungle.

    • @WilfNelson1
      @WilfNelson1 10 лет назад +12

      that was an extremely good game

    • @flair541
      @flair541 10 лет назад +8

      Which is sad because it gets resounding "Mehs" from people.

    • @Zelousmarineinspace
      @Zelousmarineinspace 10 лет назад +4

      You ment it got resounding "Mehs" from FUCKING CUNTFACES??

    • @flair541
      @flair541 10 лет назад +1

      No, we're all entitled to our opinions.

    • @Usernamesdontmatter1
      @Usernamesdontmatter1 10 лет назад

      ***** And my opinion is that it was a good game. It was solid. It was a predator game and it made you feel like a predator. To hunt and think like one. It had a solid stealth mechanic and even if you fucked up the stealth it was hardly ever a game over. The enemies would just be tougher and it wouldn't be as satisfying to get your kill.

  • @AlienPatch
    @AlienPatch 11 лет назад +2

    I can tell you, in AVP2, for the PC, the part when you start as a facehugger hiding from enemies and eliminating them with stealth to end up becoming a big deadly xenomorph is by far my favourite!
    Also, I don't care what people say, AVP Requiem was awesome! The fact that you could breed many kinds of aliens and direct dozens of them in combat was just epic.

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 7 лет назад +5

    Batman's stealth sequences is CALLED "predator gameplay," so yeah, it would actually be appropriate for the Yautja to emulate in a video game.

  • @jones81381
    @jones81381 12 лет назад +4

    I absolutely love the ending. The mental image of Batman trying to kiss an angle grinder is hilarious.

  • @minatoarisato8210
    @minatoarisato8210 10 лет назад +20

    Dribbles and Joey crab face I just lost my shit atthat.

  • @DeathMessenger1988
    @DeathMessenger1988 9 лет назад +124

    Xenomorphs vs. Yautja would sound silly.

    • @DeathMessenger1988
      @DeathMessenger1988 9 лет назад +2

      *****
      It is pronounced eaut-ja.

    • @christater5540
      @christater5540 8 лет назад +8

      +DeathMessenger1988 WELL HE DIDN'T BLOODY WELL PRONOUNCE IT, DID HE? HE WROTE IT! WRITING ISN'T SPEAKING! Gah!

    • @braveng7909
      @braveng7909 8 лет назад +2

      I didn't know that the predator species was called that

    • @Kevin-bs5tv
      @Kevin-bs5tv 8 лет назад +1

      +DeathMessenger1988 that's what predators are called? Huh

    • @DeathMessenger1988
      @DeathMessenger1988 8 лет назад +1

      Alien Alien
      Yup, just search it up. They HAD to have a name, after all, being an alien species. "Xenomorph" is just a title Weyland gave the aliens, but it makes that they wouldn't have a name of their own, given they are a WMD gone out of control created by the Engineers/Mala'kaks.

  • @CommanderBohn
    @CommanderBohn 10 лет назад +14

    Lets face it. Aliens vs. Predator 2 (from 2001) was the best AvP for PC. Great atmosphere (especially when you play as a Marine. you really feel that I'm so irreversibly screwed atmosphere), good campaigns, nice voice acting, good plot, exoskeletons, and more.
    Primal Hunt (the expansion) didn't have a good campaign, but the already sweet multi from the original AvP2 was taken by the expansion and kicked into nitro.

    • @Khuratokh
      @Khuratokh 10 лет назад +2

      Those first levels playing as a marine, stalking through poorly lit corridors, motion detector beeping as if it's your own heartbeat. Then the detector starts beeping faster and you fire at a moving shadow. Only a chain swinging in the breeze. some time later a rat crosses your path and at some point you fire at a set of pipes that look like a Xeno-morph head. The tension builds slowly, but when they do finally appear, it's utterly terrifying!

    • @CommanderBohn
      @CommanderBohn 10 лет назад +1

      Khuratokh
      And then you bite back in a exo-armor. Praetorians die like flies.

    • @Zelousmarineinspace
      @Zelousmarineinspace 10 лет назад

      OR as the people who drew "Genocide" (Dark Horse comics) call them "The qweens' royal guards"

  • @ouchiegiverjr
    @ouchiegiverjr 8 лет назад +36

    This game isn't even that bad, colonel marines proved that.

  • @deathrooster14
    @deathrooster14 10 лет назад +2

    Yahtzee, that predator game you mentioned exists. It's called Predator: Concrete Jungle. And it's amazing.

  • @alexxela1994
    @alexxela1994 11 лет назад +1

    "Drooly and Jimmy Crabface" LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL XD

  • @Caboose039
    @Caboose039 12 лет назад +2

    I just noticed that the plot summary of Aliens and"Humans tasty, lets go eat them, yum yum" also can be used to describe Prototype.

  • @WordedDrake
    @WordedDrake 10 лет назад +3

    I just found out about these and I'm watching all of 'em now. I'll sleep tomorrow.

  • @mathewrickey3849
    @mathewrickey3849 8 лет назад +22

    I loved alien campaign but it was to fucking short for my taste -_-

    • @spinax22
      @spinax22 8 лет назад

      +Mathew Rickey the whole game is very short. that's because it's effectively three short games, slapped into one.

    • @ComicWriter-ml3qt
      @ComicWriter-ml3qt 6 лет назад

      spinax22 kinda like the leapster children learning games?

  • @t-man-mk2299
    @t-man-mk2299 9 лет назад +71

    Better than colonial marines it least.

    • @darkartsdabbler2407
      @darkartsdabbler2407 6 лет назад +1

      Worth it just to dick around in the multiplayer with your friends

    • @2Scribble
      @2Scribble 5 лет назад +1

      So's having your balls chopped off...

    • @stormtempterf8058
      @stormtempterf8058 4 года назад +1

      Amen. Despite its flaws, AvP 06 is way better than A:CM.
      I wish they didn't cancel the other project they were running in tandem with A:CM. A third person team game that played a bit like Killing Floor and Left 4 Dead. Each marine had a specialization and you had to advance to your objective with a small group of other marines. You could have a heavy weapons marine with a smart gun to really keep the xenos at bay, a technical marine that would repair machines, bypass door locks and cut open or weld shut doors and other openings, things of that nature.
      it sounded then and still sounds now, totally awesome, but with delays to both games, Sega decided to cut one concept to focus funds and resources on one title. So they axed the L4D concept and went with giving Gearbox all the cash for their A:CM game. PIty most of the money went to Borderlands 2 development and they shat out A:CM on the cheap.

    • @SharkAlien66
      @SharkAlien66 3 года назад

      @@stormtempterf8058 *AvP 2010 not '06

  • @TheNervousMedic
    @TheNervousMedic 4 года назад +2

    So picture this-
    An open-world game Cross hunting trophy game where you play a predator and get to go to whatever world you want to hunt random species including earth with humans and LV-426 with a Xeno hive. And when not on a planet you’re in your travel ship with a trophy room showcasing all the skulls you’ve taken, a loadout room for your gear, and obviously the bridge where you can travel to different places.
    You can craft gear on your ship but there’s also a smaller more hands-on crafting system whenever you’re on a planet using the materials that are available there. Including gathering vines and shit to make large net traps ect ect. And there’s a multiplayer system where your ship can dock with someone else’s and you can play in groups of up to five or six Predators.
    Maybe you could also at the start of the game pick which tribe you’re a part of out of a range of four and as a result have a different starting planet/quest and gear.
    …wouldn’t that be cool? ;w;

  • @Cultureghost
    @Cultureghost 8 лет назад +9

    A game with just the aliens would be amazing. And by that I mean xenomorphs.

    • @Thesaurus_Rex
      @Thesaurus_Rex 8 лет назад

      You mean the ones called "Aliens", right? Those aren't actually called Xenomorphs. Xenomorph literally just means "other shape" and essentially can refer to any alien being. The "Aliens" have no formal name on purpose, and the belief that they're called Xenomorphs is due to a widespread misconception.

    • @Cultureghost
      @Cultureghost 8 лет назад +1

      Thesaurus Rex You say they arent actually called xenomorphs. You are wrong. If you ask anyone with even the slight shred of science fiction interest what a xenomorph is, they will immediately know. If you merely ask what an alien is, a whole host of different answers may arise.
      It is completely irrelevant that xenomorph isn't its official name because that is what everyone knows them by.

    • @Thesaurus_Rex
      @Thesaurus_Rex 8 лет назад +1

      In universe, they aren't called Xenomorphs any more than any other alien race would be. Xenomorph is the "fan name" that people attached because they came to the incorrect conclusion that that's the name. If you watch the scene in Aliens where the term "xenomorph" is used, it's obvious that the person using the term doesn't know what he's actually talking about. This misconception makes it very irritating to try to actually use the word "xenomorph" in proper usage, because everyone just thinks of an Alien.
      It's only 3 more syllables to say "the Aliens from Alien" anyhow, and unless you're one of those short attention-spanned imbeciles that Yatzee is always going on about, 3 syllables doesn't matter.
      Anyhow, neither of us is wrong, since this argument is based on perspective. Neither of us could ever feasibly win this argument, so let's discontinue it. You're right, I'm right, let's forget about it.

    • @Sandrock999999999
      @Sandrock999999999 8 лет назад

      +Thesaurus Rex 1: while you are right in that "xenomorph" was originally used as a "we have no clue what it is, so here is some smart sounding shit" that does not change the fact that the word is the only term used to identify the species that is identifiable. Alien is generic and easy to misunderstand. (btw: 'the Alien from Aliens' is eight syllables, Xenomorph is 3, which is 5 syllables under. Not three.) Bug, thing, mammal, all of the terms are also equally generic to Xenomorph, kinda like everyone in the movies had no clue what the hell they were talking about.
      True, Xenomorph isn't canon. But neither is "luke, I am your father." That doesn't change, however, the fact that they are far more identifiable to the IP, nor that the fanbase identify more with them. And really, does it matter what we call them? They don't have an official name, so we gave him one...

    • @Sandrock999999999
      @Sandrock999999999 8 лет назад

      +Thesaurus Rex 2: just because it is a matter of perspective doesn't mean it is a pointless argument. Debates on perspective can broaden both sides perspectives to the others point and even change said perspectives.

  • @teenagedgaming
    @teenagedgaming 11 лет назад

    if you are watching from a mac, invert the colors and watch, have fun!
    btw inverting colors is: control,option,command,8, held ssbm style

  • @SunglassesDouchebag
    @SunglassesDouchebag 8 лет назад +5

    I honestly only liked this game for the multiplayer, it was fun orchestrating mass murder if you and your friends were jumping around as Predators or being equally shitting your pants as a pack of marines all back to back like the Scooby Doo Gang, I thought it had a fun concept that fell short in the story department but I still had fun.

    • @Kevin-bs5tv
      @Kevin-bs5tv 8 лет назад

      +SunglassesDouchebag clearly you never witnessed 3 marines shit them selves as they get bumrushed by about a million aliens. It is fun :)

  • @lunitariaprime
    @lunitariaprime 10 лет назад +1

    The Chateau diBiteyhead. Loved that.

  • @DoncoEntAgain
    @DoncoEntAgain 6 лет назад

    "Dribbles and Joey Crabface" is one of the best lines ever.

  • @m4stermodder
    @m4stermodder 12 лет назад

    The Shield Bar was regenerating. That right there was revolutionary for FPS gaming, as everyone always had health bars. The introduction of a "buffer" for your health changed everything up, as now you could assault an enemy position even if did have minimal health, as you had that regenerating buffer to keep you going.
    As for the list, that was the list of FPS games in general, not just Halo. Those are the four main problems Yahtzee has with FPS games.

  • @FearlessSpinner
    @FearlessSpinner 13 лет назад +1

    "Aliens take over facility, Marines get sent in to take care of it the same way that bits of bread get sent into ponds to take care of the ducks"
    I nearly wet my pants! Chapeau,yahtzee!

  • @randomnuke4005
    @randomnuke4005 4 года назад

    the end of the new galaxy ad sounds like "sam sing sum sing sam sung sung"
    and now I have that stuck in my head

  • @AnInsaneOstrich
    @AnInsaneOstrich 8 лет назад +23

    rename: Xenomorph vs Yautja

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 8 лет назад +1

      Was waiting for this,and for any who care it's pronounced"ya oo ja"

    • @RosheenQuynh
      @RosheenQuynh 7 лет назад

      It's really pronounced that way?! O_o I pronounced it yacht-a

    • @AnInsaneOstrich
      @AnInsaneOstrich 7 лет назад

      RoseOfTheNight4444 i always thought it was pronounced "y-ow-ja"

    • @RosheenQuynh
      @RosheenQuynh 7 лет назад

      runfromtheminges139
      Either one I guess xD

  • @ripperman25
    @ripperman25 11 лет назад

    game he describes at the end is "Predator: Concrete Jungle", now that was a great game, I recommend it to anyone who still has a ps2 and can find it.

  • @Uroste
    @Uroste 8 лет назад +13

    Damnit, why there's no good horror game where you play the beast, not the boring human. Alien part of this game had potential, but I want that potential to full on game.

    • @Djorgal
      @Djorgal 8 лет назад +2

      +Tequilafilms Inc. That's not an horror game if you're playing the beast. Can be really good though.

    • @brainflash1
      @brainflash1 8 лет назад +1

      +Tequilafilms Inc. There is, it's called Hatred.

    • @Uroste
      @Uroste 8 лет назад

      Yeah but I was never a fan of that bird kind of perspective it is played on. Love the action though. But I seek stuff like alien in avp, prototype, skyrim (darker gameplay), and Darkness 2. I just need to keep my eye on any potential new games.

    • @LanceDragonov
      @LanceDragonov 8 лет назад +1

      Dead By Daylight might interest you, then.

    • @Uroste
      @Uroste 8 лет назад

      I heard about that game.

  • @codussigma
    @codussigma 5 лет назад

    My favorite memory of this game is one of the later predator missions where i'm in a corridor and an endless stream of xenomorphs are coming at me, and i have them bottlenecked in a doorway and am just getting trophy kill after trophy kill for about half an hour before i get bored and start moving forward. and i still got a shit ranking because it decided no to count all the trophy kills i performed.

  • @bloodyTyrant66
    @bloodyTyrant66 10 лет назад

    4:38,Dribbles and Joey Crabface!,hahahahahaha!oh my god,this guy is freakin hilarious!.lol

  • @Guyver2391
    @Guyver2391 10 лет назад +10

    Would love a good Predator game, a xenomorph game, and a good Alien's game where you are the marines and you fight only... ONLY... Xenomorphs (Fucking Aliens colonial marines) That would be great. If you have to mash all 3 together, then make each story at least 10-15 hours long and really well done in the story driven aspect, if you have to throw in multiplayer make it 24 player where 12 are Marines 3 are predators and 9 are aliens. That way it feels like an AVP game. GOD DAMMIT PEOPLE THIS CANNOT BE THAT HARD! Indie companies make awesome games and I feel the only way this can be done is if an indie company gets the permissions does a kick starter and put forth the effort to make the game as good as it can be.

    • @mrcriminalpants
      @mrcriminalpants 10 лет назад +9

      Alien: Isolation

    • @Guyver2391
      @Guyver2391 10 лет назад +3

      shawn evans Hasn't come out yet and I am not holding my breath because Aliens: Colonial marines.

    • @Guyver2391
      @Guyver2391 10 лет назад

      Warsc2k Reviews are mixed and I am going to wait before I get it

    • @TheTechnovore
      @TheTechnovore 10 лет назад

      Warsc2k Not to be the smart guy, but Xenomorphs technically can't see. It's unknown how they're capable of rationalizing their environment, but based on what I've seen in gameplay for Alien: Isolation, it's majority sound-based. I've seen people get looked right over by it and it turns and leaves them alone. Anytime they got caught was when they sprinted (made noise) or they actually touched it (stepped on the tail).

    • @KatieKat223
      @KatieKat223 9 лет назад

      Warsc2k
      Immortal =/= Unkillible

  • @YourRulerSkeletos
    @YourRulerSkeletos 9 лет назад +13

    This game surprised me by revealing me to be black at the end. It was a nice surprise, because he didn't look stupid.

  • @SkeletonDanceParty
    @SkeletonDanceParty 12 лет назад

    @2122Hellfire Theres that and theres a few good points he brings up, a lot of things most critics or reviewers would seem to overlook or not delve into but he exaggerates a lot of them, but thats the point he's meant to poke at all the flaws in otherwise "perfect" games and make you think more

  • @ApocalypticJoker
    @ApocalypticJoker 13 лет назад

    i solemnly swear as an avid fan of Zero Punctuation to post these videos on my Facebook and spread the word of Yahtzee for all to see!

  • @auroraace6156
    @auroraace6156 9 лет назад +1

    1:25 was the funniest thing that i have seen all week XD

  • @Arto257
    @Arto257 7 лет назад

    "Holy fucking shittington blimey, check these blokes out!" should definitely be a line in every game featuring a monster army. Just picture a Dragon Age soldier seeing a demon army walking up to the city gates and he calls for his buddies with that line.
    10/10 would play Inquisition again.

  • @sulacoblack6288
    @sulacoblack6288 9 лет назад +2

    Ok.......just been stuck watching your videos for an hour now and I must say.......youi, sir, are a fucking genius. Of all the various bloody videos I've seen for games that I've either played or have been interested in.....yours made the most fucking sense. Yes, even though I may be a mentally challenged zombie stuck infront of a computer screen wondering why it's not showing me the secrets of life and how you can score with women every time, I find your videos highly bloody informative and entertaining.
    ......or maybe I just need to fill my prescription again. Oh well, cheers mate it was a good watch.

  • @Stormwern
    @Stormwern 12 лет назад

    Species deathmatch in the 1999 avp is some of the most fun I've ever had with a game, poor marines.

  • @m4stermodder
    @m4stermodder 12 лет назад

    Halo is what started the use of regenerating health and two weapon slots. Two other major things that are wrong with current FPS's. The entire list being:
    -Cover mechanics
    -Iron sight aiming
    -Regenerating health
    -Two weapon slots
    As far as I remember, i forget all of them.

  • @LyleVSXyle
    @LyleVSXyle 11 лет назад

    i like how all his drawings of the aliens have little smiles lol

  • @douglasgoldstein155
    @douglasgoldstein155 9 лет назад +1

    Quite appreciate a meal at the Chateau de Biteyhead.

  • @m4stermodder
    @m4stermodder 12 лет назад

    Bf3, Crysis, Mass Effect, also used this regenerating health system. All of those are considered good games, and not tarnished by CoD's image.

  • @hkillrox
    @hkillrox 10 лет назад

    I think it's kindof ironic that the last description of a good Predator game being Arkham Asylum was actually done before. Predator: Concrete Jungle.

  • @Blustride
    @Blustride 12 лет назад

    I would like to see him review Natural Selection 2 when it comes out...it fixes the wall climbing orientation thing (which doesn't make sense IMO but i suppose works well to fight motion sickness...)

  • @GarrettDylan
    @GarrettDylan 6 лет назад

    The Kevin Spacey "Usual Suspects" reference takes a different tone if you watch this video 6yrs later.

  • @NakedUnderMyClothes
    @NakedUnderMyClothes 11 лет назад

    "holy fucking shittington blimey check these blokes out" made me feel like a child for laughing at that but there you have it

  • @malikevans634
    @malikevans634 7 лет назад

    I don't know why, but I just like the little sort of smirk-smile that Yahtzee gives the aliens.

  • @darkentity1000
    @darkentity1000 11 лет назад

    that last part about the predator campaign i totally agree with. a predator game (and JUST predator) would be an awesome stealth game, they should totally make that.

  • @ChieftainKirk
    @ChieftainKirk 7 лет назад

    there is always one line that KILLS me in these lol

  • @nailertn82
    @nailertn82 12 лет назад +1

    "Aliens take over a facility marines get sent in to take care of it the same way that bits of bread get sent into ponds to take care of the ducks."

  • @Mdude123456789
    @Mdude123456789 11 лет назад +1

    ... I'm learning programming. I'll hire a team and get right on to making that game. Right now.

  • @SherlockHolmes000
    @SherlockHolmes000 10 лет назад

    Marines Nightmare campaign was impossibly difficult. Far more than the Predator/Alien campaigns.

  • @robschn
    @robschn 12 лет назад

    1:25 is such an epic scene.

  • @thavidu78
    @thavidu78 11 лет назад +8

    When I first heard of "Alien vs. Predator" I thought it was E.T. in a fistfight with Michael Jackson.
    That's right, I went there.

  • @Ninjadude2012
    @Ninjadude2012 12 лет назад

    @TenInchBig It's even less repetitive in games where the community can get really involved like in halo or stagecraft where they can make maps, games modes, ect. to share with the community and keep the game fresh.

  • @ColonelMcboot
    @ColonelMcboot 12 лет назад

    I agree so much, the marine campaign was snoozeville, I hate it how every game developer thinks that since CoD and Halo were so popular they will instantly be crowned king of the universe for doing the exact same thing. When really it turns into a nightmare situation in which every game is, or is trying to be the bloody same. Playing as the spooky monsters were where the game shone. If we wanted to be a space marine we'd play Halo or something

  • @cakep4271
    @cakep4271 4 года назад +1

    chateau de bitey-head is my new favorite restaurant

  • @DemonXen
    @DemonXen 12 лет назад

    I played the Jaguar version of the game when I was 13--as I recall, it was piss hard, and I didn't know the controls, and I ended up not getting anywhere because I'm told I have to play a certain way or suffer consequences for not being honorable or not sneaky enough... or because I would be underpowered because I'm not either the alien or the predator.

  • @Zeithri
    @Zeithri 12 лет назад

    - I speeded through the campaign in the hardest difficulty with no problem at all. And they couldn't do a thing to stop me (except shotgun blast and the occasional ohhai-sentry gun).
    One tail swipe to knock them of their feet to engage instant kill or two to kill them.

  • @mula7616
    @mula7616 9 лет назад

    The predator game you described is Predator: Concrete Jungle. I was quite fond of it.

  • @goodfarsight5212
    @goodfarsight5212 8 лет назад +66

    Am I the only person who actually loved this game?

    • @SomberYeti
      @SomberYeti 8 лет назад +1

      Nope I loved it, not many other games as good as this game to me , anyway. :D

    • @reddiz2182
      @reddiz2182 8 лет назад +16

      I did when I was younger but my dad never wanted me to play as the humans. Only the alien or the predator, which was fine with me. The predator was the only one I really liked any way but after awhile I asked him why I couldn't, he said that the the human campaign was to scary for me. So my dad was ok with his 5 year old son learning to kill his fellow man but not ok with me having the off chance of having a nightmare? Logic!

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 8 лет назад +3

      Your not alone.

    • @Paul939
      @Paul939 8 лет назад +4

      It's nto a bad game, it's just spread too thin in covering all 3 storylines and suffers as a result.

    • @Mythic2827
      @Mythic2827 7 лет назад

      Actually Amazing lol! :DDD

  • @Cobalt-60.Enthusiast
    @Cobalt-60.Enthusiast 11 лет назад

    Cracked up at the last part about Batman french-kissing an angle grinder

  • @lukegrraaa
    @lukegrraaa 11 лет назад

    I always thought since the aliens didn't have eyes that it would be awesome if they implemented some kind of Daredevilesque radar third-person game play.

  • @VecTron5
    @VecTron5 11 лет назад

    I actually found it at a garage sale last week. Not sure what people thought of it back then, but the controls killed it for me.

  • @UberMan5000
    @UberMan5000 12 лет назад

    Aww, the Geiger Aliens in this video all have a permanent little grin on their... erm, "face".

  • @Zerusant
    @Zerusant 11 лет назад

    love the yathzee´s sprites of aliens, looks like always had a smile

  • @MysticTheDarkElf
    @MysticTheDarkElf 12 лет назад

    The game you're looking for,Yahtzee,is "Predator:Concrete Jungle"
    A very good game in my opinion,and it's also very hard.

  • @ssbj144
    @ssbj144 11 лет назад

    Agreed.
    It's no CoD clone either, so it's better than ACM. Reason it's better is because there is no full health regen and if remember correctly, no ads and sprintburst either in AVP2010.

  • @homosidorovich4753
    @homosidorovich4753 8 лет назад

    4:40 = Predator : Concrete Jungle for the PS2

  • @TheShadowBr0ker
    @TheShadowBr0ker 11 лет назад

    They made a third person stealth focused predator game on the PS2 it was Predator: Concrete Jungle

  • @lazyspongie
    @lazyspongie 10 лет назад +10

    Why can't a company just make an ALIENS game where you don't play as some stupid human but instead you play as a xenomorph from facehugger to queen, similarly to the AVP2 alien campaign where you start as a facehugger and you have to impregnate someone. JUST GIVE US WHAT WE WANT GAME COMPANIES

    • @KingOhmni
      @KingOhmni 6 лет назад

      Many years later.... This. I find the game a bit hard to play these days beyond nostalgia but hey. Twas my first introduction to online gameplay.
      inb4 stop spamming disc
      mfw you're spamming the smart gun
      _some wise sage_ shut up and play the game
      _ggs flood comment section_
      Better times lol.

  • @MiosPanties
    @MiosPanties 7 лет назад

    Imagine a game that took the total run time of all three campaigns combined and starred only the Xenomorph. I'd certainly play that. The Xenomorph campaign was the only fun part of the whole experience.

  • @oldannyboy37
    @oldannyboy37 12 лет назад

    I think Yahtzee might be on to something with the 3rd person Predator game. I know they've already made similar Predator games like concrete Jungle, but a game with a decent production value and a coherent story would be pretty nice.
    I'd like a game that actually delves into the Predator culture beyond the normal "We're honorable hunters that value fighting prowess and make trophies out of stuff." If it was well done I'd spend my hard earned cash on it.

  • @OnlyInt
    @OnlyInt 10 лет назад

    i think the bit at the end is what probably would happen if the marines weren't messing everything up

  • @iamthechanceman
    @iamthechanceman 12 лет назад

    It's still so much better than clicking see all and ctrl + f'ing their name

  • @Randoman590
    @Randoman590 9 лет назад

    Pretty sure that by all accounts, the Classic 1999 AvP is superior in almost every way except graphics. Better pacing, smoother combat, no 10-second finishing moves, and non-contextual super-jump for the Predator. AvP 2 also did quite well. I remember watching dad play that one briefly.

  • @AnthroTsuneon
    @AnthroTsuneon 11 лет назад

    I actually Loved this game. Got little to say about the singleplayer. the scare moments were fun and effective the first few times, yes, and it felt awesome for me to have a gun turret at the side, whilst the predator campaign,well, it's awesome being one, and alien, didn't remember much of it...But the multiplayer was great for as much as there were players. To me it felt balanced, I could take on as anyone or be taken down as anyone by anyone, despite all the complaints I hear from random folk

  • @nawark1672
    @nawark1672 11 лет назад

    that predator game does exist! it's called Predator: concrete jungle and it was pretty fun to play. I swear it's like no one played that game ever. was it a mirage?

  • @fearzila
    @fearzila 11 лет назад

    I would like the game setup he mentions at the end

  • @Greg_Ulmer
    @Greg_Ulmer 12 лет назад

    1:10 Bill's hat!

  • @Xanegoh
    @Xanegoh 7 лет назад

    the ending animatic was the best.

  • @SuzanneHomemaker
    @SuzanneHomemaker 7 лет назад

    2:28 Random document and audio log,
    we find them stuck to notice boards,
    we find them under dogs,
    We file them away and it a review,
    we're bored of all this gameplay,
    but we've got nothing else to do.

  • @UnfoundFilms
    @UnfoundFilms Год назад

    When i was a kid I saw the poster for AvP and tried to deduce which was which. My logic was the one with the sci fi gizmos was the alien and the animal looking one the predator. I was wrong.

  • @dragonstormx
    @dragonstormx 10 лет назад +15

    Okay here's an idea if anybody thinks of another Alien vs Predator game, just a thought but um, people are playing this for the titular monsters, not for some stupid humans! They aren't asking for a campaign focusing on the colonial marines, so when you say there will be cake, don't give us coffee instead, I hate coffee!

    • @dragonstormx
      @dragonstormx 10 лет назад

      *****
      Then if you want to use it, replace coffee with salt water. Nobody likes to drink that.

    • @LightlySearedOnTheRealityGrill
      @LightlySearedOnTheRealityGrill 10 лет назад

      ***** piss water. replace it with piss water

    • @LightlySearedOnTheRealityGrill
      @LightlySearedOnTheRealityGrill 10 лет назад

      ***** replace it with rat poison

    • @LightlySearedOnTheRealityGrill
      @LightlySearedOnTheRealityGrill 10 лет назад

      ***** it is poisonous to everything you freak of nature

    • @Costar58
      @Costar58 10 лет назад

      Say what you want but the Colonial Marines campaign in AvP2 was pretty fun. It was intense and pretty scary at times. Since the Aliens were absolutely fucking deadly.

  • @WildSwords
    @WildSwords 12 лет назад

    Love the new "Show Comment" feature

  • @Awkward_Rogue
    @Awkward_Rogue 12 лет назад

    "It's also the shortest campaign. It's like taking a little lunch break from the Human and Predator missions to eat at the chateau de bitey head."

  • @yeetusyourmeetus
    @yeetusyourmeetus 11 лет назад

    Well in AvP 2 the marine was kinda fun cus he was one of the most vulnerable, so rather than having a Gears of War type experience of testosterone and guns, it's a rather more frightening and jumpy experience.

  • @josephmartins8882
    @josephmartins8882 4 года назад

    Hey Yahtz, that predator game you were talking about dropped awhile back.

  • @Hailey_piggie
    @Hailey_piggie 11 лет назад

    You might want to watch it if you already haven't. On the Escapist site.

  • @Jaceblue04
    @Jaceblue04 11 лет назад +1

    "Humans tasty, let's eat them all, yum yum."

  • @spikespiegel3307
    @spikespiegel3307 11 лет назад

    Yes

  • @m4stermodder
    @m4stermodder 12 лет назад

    Running and gunning keeps the game fast-paced and tense. It's fun to run around like a complete idiot sometimes dodging all the rockets and bullets. As for the shield, it takes away any penalty for getting hit. Regenerating health is just kinda bad. There's no thought of the consequences other than the current firefight. If you get knocked down to 1hp, you just go hide for a few seconds and BAM! back to full health. Health kits keep things tense and exciting, because you need to be careful.