Fatal Frame: Maiden of Black Water (Zero Punctuation)

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  • Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024

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  • @electromika
    @electromika 8 лет назад +1034

    Yahtzee, Yahtzee, Yahtzee. Don't you know that skirts play an IMPORTANT, INTRICATE ROLE TO THE PLOT in these games? The shorter it is, the better the game will be.

    • @UsonoHoushi
      @UsonoHoushi 8 лет назад +6

      +Sulthan14 Wasn't the one in three wearing pants?

    • @electromika
      @electromika 8 лет назад +6

      +UsonoHoushi I meant Japanese horror games in general.

    • @UsonoHoushi
      @UsonoHoushi 8 лет назад +6

      Sulthan14 Resident Evil...? Silent Hill...?

    • @electromika
      @electromika 8 лет назад +6

      +UsonoHoushi *sigh* I'll just delete this comment later..

    • @DarknessXER
      @DarknessXER 8 лет назад +8

      +UsonoHoushi She also takes a shower in that game. Yup

  • @deepfriedsalt567
    @deepfriedsalt567 5 лет назад +45

    "No, please don't flick with your towels, tee hee." Always gets me.

  • @SW-lc1wx
    @SW-lc1wx 5 лет назад +93

    "I was wondering why the female ghosts were rocking more cleavage than the san Andreas fault"
    probably one of the best lines ive heard from Yahtzee

  • @NthDoctorWho
    @NthDoctorWho 8 лет назад +1377

    [sets to 0.5 speed for glorious drunk Yahtzee]
    This never gets old

  • @WMJ_OFFICIAL
    @WMJ_OFFICIAL 8 лет назад +982

    I think the CEO of the Australian rating board secretly loves Yahtzee's videos.

    • @ManiacX1999
      @ManiacX1999 8 лет назад +60

      comment + profile pic + username = perfection...

    • @plaguedoctor3782
      @plaguedoctor3782 8 лет назад +34

      +MarketableProfit Probably the most original comment I've seen the past five years. Have a happy new year. I don't say that sarcastically or lightly either.

    • @Smashblood101
      @Smashblood101 8 лет назад +1

      +Plague Doctor darude sandstorm

    • @Queen_Nyxie
      @Queen_Nyxie 8 лет назад +11

      +Plague Doctor Would you say that their comment...filled you with determination?

    • @pancakes7702
      @pancakes7702 8 лет назад +3

      +MarketableProfit
      i'll go check with him
      hmm i can hear yahtzee's sexy british accent and the CEO told me 5 more minutes i think your right

  • @Derikimi
    @Derikimi 8 лет назад +465

    "Fatal" "Frame"
    I never bothered to care about the title of this game. But damn, its so simple.

    • @ShadowWolfRising
      @ShadowWolfRising 8 лет назад +124

      +Derikimi simple, catchy, relevant.
      Credit where credit is due, it's a good name for the series.

    • @MrDarkCookie95
      @MrDarkCookie95 8 лет назад +1

      +ShadowWolfRising Anyone else notice that Yahtzee didn't realise that (for once), the title wasn't changed for the US release? I know it's not exactly commonplace now, but it used to be the done thing for US releases of Japanese games so I can see where his confusion lies, especially when you take into account that EU releases generally kept the original title but changed it here for no reason other than it had the word 'fatal' in it (scary word after all.)

    • @CrimsonCrowess
      @CrimsonCrowess 8 лет назад +4

      +Mrdarkcookie95 I'm confused then too. the name of the games in the US is Fatal Frame, changed from the Zero/Project Zero title used in Japan and Europe. so...how are we confused?

    • @MrDarkCookie95
      @MrDarkCookie95 8 лет назад +1

      Whoops, seems I misread the information :P I probably should have doubled checked before posting...ah well, bit late for that now. in my defense though, the Wiki pages for the series don't exactly have the best wording... Once again, honest mistake...honest :P

    • @CrimsonCrowess
      @CrimsonCrowess 8 лет назад +1

      Mrdarkcookie95
      oh. ok. lol. yeah, I will give you that about the Wiki pages too. :p

  • @ikmnification5737
    @ikmnification5737 7 лет назад +92

    They mistook the developers name for the game's English equivalent name back in the day even though Zero was the equivalent right in the title.
    The games real title is 零~Zero, 零 (Rei) which means Zero/Nothing but is a homophone for Ghost/Spirit. Either someone assumed the character meant "Project" or they weren't really trying at their job.

    • @prcervi
      @prcervi 3 года назад +4

      translations, project zero is the direct translation but fatal frame is the title that got the meaning down

  • @SpankSandwitch99
    @SpankSandwitch99 8 лет назад +84

    My biggest issue with this game was that, while beautiful to look at, it was like watching a movie where the whole cast was comprised of supermodels with no acting experience. They couldn't emote for shit! That's what really took me out of the immersion.
    If the 'scared' young woman couldn't look Scared, then why should I be scared?

    • @JolanXBL
      @JolanXBL 2 года назад +2

      The thing that broke my immersion, was the FPS controls. Halfway through, I was actively searching for ghosts like Doomguy, ready to F their Sht up!

    • @martinkeys3717
      @martinkeys3717 2 года назад +1

      Put the subtitles on and have it in Japanese

  • @coriohttv
    @coriohttv 8 лет назад +24

    I've only tried the demo, with my best friend, and we had a rather fun encounter though.
    Got to some sort of shrine with tons of dolls on the outside, and I told my friend "wouldn't it be funny if I brought up the camera, and a ghost was standing right in front of us?"
    to which she just chuckled and said "suuure, as if they'd pull that on us" she then checked her phone and scratched her eye or something,
    and I brought up the camera
    and a fucking ghost lunged at us
    and I screamed at the top of my lungs and she started spazzing out because of my screaming.
    all in all, we ended up quitting the demo at that point, because we thought we had achieved the biggest scare in the game and saw no further reason to play more of it.

  • @paradoxacres1063
    @paradoxacres1063 8 лет назад +408

    Knowing that Yahtzee will one day review *HuniePop*
    it fills me with determination!

    • @Tg77772
      @Tg77772 8 лет назад +6

      Same

    • @crazyjaydon6378
      @crazyjaydon6378 8 лет назад +36

      No. Get your determination out of here.

    • @theguynextoyou
      @theguynextoyou 8 лет назад +11

      I know Undertale is great but now I can't seem to get the thought of "filling with determination" being a sexual innuendo of "getting an erection". This is why we keep references to games they are actually in.

    • @scotcheggable
      @scotcheggable 8 лет назад +8

      +Branton G his determination would bring him back

    • @scotcheggable
      @scotcheggable 8 лет назад +7

      +Damon Finn undertale is wonderful, I will concede the point on huniepop.

  • @masterhawk88
    @masterhawk88 8 лет назад +71

    Pirates of dark water was one of the best cartoons ever.

    • @elinfini
      @elinfini 5 лет назад +3

      Shame it ended on a cliffhanger...

  • @TheAlmightyOctopus
    @TheAlmightyOctopus 8 лет назад +455

    "Yes, its ALMOST christmas"? Er.. I have something to tell you.

    • @monkaWGiga
      @monkaWGiga 8 лет назад +143

      +TheAlmightyOctopus It would be almost Christmas when it was first uploaded on the escapist website.

    • @fede6811
      @fede6811 8 лет назад +41

      +TheAlmightyOctopus er... This vid came out* last week on the escapist online magazine, they come out there one week, and here the following week
      *edit cause I forgot it :v

    • @star88wars
      @star88wars 8 лет назад +11

      Well it was published in the escapist website a week ago so, yeah I think it's pretty accurate

    • @scinex
      @scinex 8 лет назад +15

      +FDVlogger A small price to pay to avoid the Escapist's annoying ads.

    • @fede6811
      @fede6811 8 лет назад +1

      scinex What ads are you talking about? O.o

  • @silverstarinthesky
    @silverstarinthesky 8 лет назад +499

    I've noticed that Yahtzee is the only RUclipsr who can point out something sexist in a video game without a lot of people getting very pissed off.

    • @Norvolo
      @Norvolo 8 лет назад +87

      +silverstarinthesky The unfortunate irony being that the comments section on the host site Escapist IMMEDIATELY got slammed by some douchenozzles doing exactly that, shortly followed by a bunch of other people getting itno arguments with them. Fortunately that got drowned out over time, but youtube comments section is actually still the LESS septic one.

    • @MrShadowfax42
      @MrShadowfax42 8 лет назад +31

      +Vinyl Scratch 8 Maybe because male feminists, like all feminists, believe in unfair privilege for women, over men? Just a thought.

    • @silverstarinthesky
      @silverstarinthesky 8 лет назад +104

      5hadowfax HAHAHAHAHA

    • @MrShadowfax42
      @MrShadowfax42 8 лет назад +13

      silverstarinthesky Laugh all you want, it doesn't change the unfortunate truth.

    • @TeamUnitedNerds
      @TeamUnitedNerds 8 лет назад +25

      +silverstarinthesky It might be because it's incredibly difficult to tell when he's serious, or because the escapist's audience is used to feminist commentary with Jim Sterling or Moviebob

  • @JabberwockOclock
    @JabberwockOclock 6 лет назад +10

    I just realized the original title of this series, Project Zero, does in fact make sense, but only if you speak Japanese. This is because one of the syllables for ghost (yurei) in Japanese is "rei" which is their word for zero. Fatal Frame is certainly a nice rename for western audiences, and I approve of localization teams taking the effort to adapt something in a new way which simply wouldn't translate otherwise.

  • @GrimPhantasm
    @GrimPhantasm 8 лет назад +40

    Man, I do miss Pirates of Dark Water. Shame they never found all thirteen treasures.

  • @MikeDuarte99
    @MikeDuarte99 8 лет назад +90

    Zero also means ghost in Japanese. So Project Zero equals Project Ghost. Though I do prefer Fatal Frame.

    • @MarvinDigi
      @MarvinDigi 8 лет назад +13

      +Michael Duarte “GameBoy99YT” Call of Duty Zero confirmed

    • @MrGamer1992
      @MrGamer1992 8 лет назад +4

      +P0k3rm4s7 With realistic-looking ghost!

    • @MarvinDigi
      @MarvinDigi 8 лет назад +4

      MrGamer1992 And a Ghost companion to spook all of the enemies!

    • @legendofFranktheTank
      @legendofFranktheTank 8 лет назад +6

      +P0k3rm4s7 the ghosts swim away from you!

    • @MarvinDigi
      @MarvinDigi 8 лет назад +3

      Frank Da Tank This game needs to happen! I need some 1080p ghosts in my shooter

  • @daitenshi9124
    @daitenshi9124 8 лет назад +16

    The Pirates of Dark Water reference made my week. Thank you, Yahtzee.

  • @jotabeas22
    @jotabeas22 8 лет назад +78

    Their skirts are short because the camera is actually kept in the labial folds...

  • @str8suicidal672
    @str8suicidal672 8 лет назад +4

    pure genius writing. love this guy

  • @legionfighter6789
    @legionfighter6789 8 лет назад +218

    "'Cause he's a man. Therefore he possesses a brain."
    so savage

  • @underlord2132
    @underlord2132 8 лет назад +10

    Just a note that the Escapist holds all Yahtzee's videos for a week before releasing them on youtube. So in the world of a week ago, it is indeed almost Christmas.

  • @Saba_Ora
    @Saba_Ora 8 лет назад +11

    Holy shit my nostalgia revved up, I remember Pirates of Dark Water

  • @Japaneseanimeguy
    @Japaneseanimeguy 8 лет назад +6

    Now that I've started playing the game I can say that it really is nice to play on a swivel chair. I can spin around if I need to.

  • @Solqueen86
    @Solqueen86 8 лет назад +11

    Pirates of Dark Water...Extreme Ghostbusters's cousin down from the shore

  • @kirby2049
    @kirby2049 8 лет назад +5

    I just got done watching every episode of Zero Punctuation ever, just did some math and found out that's over 17 hours of video. [Achievement Unlocked: Nothing Better To DO] . Just wanted to say thank you for all the great content. Also, XCOM 2 is scheduled to release in Febuary, hope you've seen the recent videos for it because it looks fuckin sick bro.

  • @Nightheartchan
    @Nightheartchan 8 лет назад +30

    OMG Pirates of Dark Water, I remember it!!

  • @williamstark147
    @williamstark147 8 лет назад +5

    OH MY GOD, PIRATES OF DARK WATER WAS MY FAVORITE SHOW!!! Thank you Yahtzee!!!

  • @vahnn0
    @vahnn0 8 лет назад +10

    I scrolled down to say The Pirates of Dark Water was rad as fuck.

  • @EngineeringIssac
    @EngineeringIssac 8 лет назад +190

    I for one am a fervent supporter of Japanese schoolgirls wearing ultra thin cotton shirts and cockteasing miniskirts. God forbid the day comes when it isn't the mandatory uniform in Japan.
    All would be lost.

    • @gibhib
      @gibhib 5 лет назад +7

      @@Deadmentellnotales-vf3gg r/whooosh

    • @luisalbertoarenasaraya4579
      @luisalbertoarenasaraya4579 5 лет назад +1

      Agree

    • @femorllarina9395
      @femorllarina9395 5 лет назад +2

      Japanese schoolgirls are forced to have their skirts cover their legs all the way to the knees

    • @Dorian-_-Gray
      @Dorian-_-Gray 4 года назад

      I guess you don’t know much about Japan, LOL

  • @Deathclaw-lh5tl
    @Deathclaw-lh5tl 7 лет назад +5

    1:05 - Thanks Yahtzee, I think my stomach just did a backflip.

  • @PirateGaz
    @PirateGaz 8 лет назад +16

    I remember pirates of dark water.....good times

  • @jamesvogel85
    @jamesvogel85 8 лет назад +5

    I remember Pirates of Dark Water! I even had an action figure of the bad guy...Blot? Blotus? That guy.

    • @MLPGamer636
      @MLPGamer636 5 лет назад +1

      Close, his name was Bloth.

  • @Trynottoblink
    @Trynottoblink 8 лет назад +23

    "He wears thicker clothing cause he's a man. And therefore possesses a brain."

  • @Gojiro7
    @Gojiro7 6 лет назад +2

    2:40 "Fatal Frame Pirates of Dark Water, Oh who remembers that?! " I do Yhatz ^_^ not sure why more people dont talk about it since it was essentially not-anime Pirates of the Caribbean spending a surprising lot of money for the infamously tight fisted Hanna-Barbera and had better then average writing for a cartoon made in the early 90's

  • @Bancheis
    @Bancheis 8 лет назад +7

    I remember Pirates of Black Water. Was a good show to fill the time slot - which had nothing else interesting in the least. For some reason, my pet iguana loved watching it. Thanks for making me feel old Yahtzee :p

  • @MoonlitLycan
    @MoonlitLycan 8 лет назад +9

    I am under the impression that Nintendo, and especially NoA, REALLY hates this game series. Between refusing to release Mask of the Lunar Eclipse outside of Japan (though rumors are circulating Europe will be getting a limited release soon), not releasing Deep Crimson Butterfly in North America, and making this game digital download only to all who didn't buy the European exclusive special edition, makes it seem as if they don't give two shits about the series nor its fans. Yeah, you can use the excuse that the games never did sell that well, but that is no reason to alienate people who do enjoy it and kick them while they are down.

  • @PikaLink91
    @PikaLink91 7 лет назад +8

    As someone who imported the 4th game that is japanese exclusive, my sentiments are that Maiden of Black Water is a sloppy downstep in every aspect, except for the atmosphere, the atmosphere in these games never fail me.

  • @grantwilliams2650
    @grantwilliams2650 8 лет назад +1

    The last joke had me ROLLING!

  • @Wyllie38
    @Wyllie38 8 лет назад +7

    Pirates of dark water ... What ... A .... Reference. REN!

  • @tehpaws
    @tehpaws 8 лет назад +2

    The most important part of this video is being reminded of how much I loved Pirates of Dark Water. =D

  • @ZaydinTTV
    @ZaydinTTV 8 лет назад +4

    Fatal Frame 2 is still one of my favorite horror games of all time.

  • @parkourninj4
    @parkourninj4 8 лет назад +2

    A cat in a school locker definitely landed a jump scare on me during my first play of Silent Hill.

  • @pokemonmanic3595
    @pokemonmanic3595 8 лет назад +19

    Alright guys! This is the last vid to cash in your Top and Bottom 5 predictions!
    Top 5 of 2015
    Bloodbourne
    Until Dawn
    Splatoon
    The Witcher III
    Just Cause 3
    Bottom 5 of 2015
    Alone In The Dark: Illumination
    Godzilla
    The Order: 1886
    Call of Duty: Black Ops III
    Hatred

    • @NoobLord9001
      @NoobLord9001 8 лет назад

      Are those in any particular order?

    • @pokemonmanic3595
      @pokemonmanic3595 8 лет назад

      GammaWALLE I just speculate on the games, not the order

    • @NoobLord9001
      @NoobLord9001 8 лет назад

      pokemonmanic3595 Oh, okay then.

    • @chuksieabani1856
      @chuksieabani1856 8 лет назад

      he isn't gonna put BLOPS3 in the bottom, it wasn't bad enough or offensive enough to put in the buttom 5. It's just average/mediocre. Nit sure what he would put as the last one though. made an effort to forget every game that was terrible this year. Like I forgot The Order came out this year lol

    • @terencesmith7231
      @terencesmith7231 8 лет назад +1

      +pokemonmanic3595 I'd put fallout 4 in the top 5, because it is still genuinely fun to play (even if it's not like New Vegas)

  • @colossalgent
    @colossalgent 2 года назад

    I come to the Zero Punction reviews to curb stomp my impulse to add to my backlog. Thanks again! Better therapy than retail therapy.:)

  • @TheRichardSilver
    @TheRichardSilver 8 лет назад

    The common sense of a lobster in a jacuzzi xDD I love those phrases.

  • @SwiftNimblefoot
    @SwiftNimblefoot 8 лет назад +4

    Fatal Frame, the game that's every painter's nightmare! :D

  • @AceOfROMs
    @AceOfROMs 8 лет назад +2

    I died when I heard "I fucking counted!"

  • @thealiencommunicator
    @thealiencommunicator 8 лет назад +6

    Anyone else think there should be a zero punctuation for movies too?

  • @zamora77786
    @zamora77786 8 лет назад

    Hahahaha that cat's expression! ;-) Another great video where I totally agree. Thanks for uploading!

  • @nemsisgini4651
    @nemsisgini4651 8 лет назад +2

    yahtzee: i disapprove
    me: says the man who flapping
    yahtzee : yes now stay still as I flap with disappointed face

  • @yareyare_dechi
    @yareyare_dechi 4 года назад +1

    in japanese the "zero" is written as 零 (read as "rei" means zero) which is a homophone to "霊” (which means ghost/ spirit etc) so the japanese name was a pun

  • @charlesmccaskey3019
    @charlesmccaskey3019 8 лет назад +3

    I remember Dark Water.

  • @NiraLightshine
    @NiraLightshine 4 года назад

    A RUclips video without ads at all! It's a sign of the apocalypse!

  • @SheezyBites
    @SheezyBites 8 лет назад +4

    I actually liked the game pad controls and felt they helped with immersion... of course I played it in a dark room, which helps me stay in the game world, but it's a horror game, you're meant to turn the lights off, even Silent Hill 2 only manages mild discomfort with the lights on... The one problem I had with that though is the stick doesn't turn with the gamepad so when I turn the gamepad to get more things in shot and then try and step backwards I end up going at some diagonal or sidle left or right and suddenly my immersion is broken; had that been fixed I would have been really down with the gamepad controls...
    Sadly, practically every other complaint you have is valid. If this gameplay (with sorted out directional controls) was in Fatal Frame IV it would've been an amazing game (god the Wii controls sucked), but as is it's structurally the worst Fatal Frame (well, apart from Spirit Camera the Cursed Memoir, but that is an AR game...) held up by a control scheme that manages through one simple oversight to ruin all the theoretical greatness it could bring... I mean I think they could take this and make a great sequel, but this is the weakest of the series for sure...

    • @MoonlitLycan
      @MoonlitLycan 8 лет назад

      +SheezyBites And it'll probably be the last. Nintendo seems to dislike the series and seeing all the negative complaints about it will just confirm their views on it to prevent any more from releasing. If nobody liked it, why make more?

    • @SheezyBites
      @SheezyBites 8 лет назад

      +MoonlitLycan Where do you get Nintendo not liking it from? They seem fairly supportive of it with Miyamoto appearing at the reveal event and all... They may be less supportive for being too niche, but since KT will probably want to make another I don't see why they'd kill it...

    • @MoonlitLycan
      @MoonlitLycan 8 лет назад +1

      SheezyBites Most articles i have read on this game have stated Nintendo, or at the very least NoA, isn't a very big fan of this series, which was one of the reasons why they made the game digital download only (since they felt a physical copy wouldn't sell well enough to make a profit). They've also shown to not really care about the games/fans when Mask of the Lunar Eclipse was kept only in Japan (though rumors have stated Europe might be seeing that game for a limited time sale sometime in near future) and Deep Crimson Butterfly was released everywhere BUT North America. So maybe I should rephrase and say it is merely Nintendo of America that dislikes the game series while NoE and NoJ are more or less indifferent to it.

    • @SheezyBites
      @SheezyBites 8 лет назад

      +MoonlitLycan Ah, that sounds more like it, NoA are really detached from reality. Lunar Eclipse though would be a nice surprise for us Europeans, the controls suck and it was buggy, but the environment and structure was the best in the series imo (though 2s story keeps it higher in my estimation).

    • @SheezyBites
      @SheezyBites 8 лет назад

      ***** I didn't say the controls were buggy, the game itself was buggy and the controls weren't very good (maybe sucked is too harsh, but I certainly didn't like them).

  • @Wazaga
    @Wazaga 8 лет назад +2

    Damn, I feel like I'm the only one who remembers Pirates of Darkwater these day... Now I feel old.

  • @ShahStark
    @ShahStark 8 лет назад +5

    WHERE THE FUCK IS LETS DROWN OUT. I NEED MY WEEKLY DOSE OF GABE.

  • @HTakara82
    @HTakara82 8 лет назад +1

    To answer your final question... Yes. lol
    Man, the one thing I can always appreciate about this guy is that he rags on things media outlets are too afraid to rag on. cuz da popularz.

  • @hardwirecars
    @hardwirecars 8 лет назад +17

    damn it yt i checked my subs 30 seconds ago clicked back and this video was posted 10 min ago how does that work?

    • @fitzy9099
      @fitzy9099 8 лет назад +8

      RUclips works in mysterious ways.

    • @TheWayoftheSith
      @TheWayoftheSith 8 лет назад +1

      +hardwirecars Pixie Magic.

    • @mapletreemon4834
      @mapletreemon4834 8 лет назад

      +TheUnbeholden , the subscription page sometimes fucks up

  • @Rayen015
    @Rayen015 6 лет назад +1

    I remember pirates of dark water. Loved that show when I was like 6.

  • @edoelrickun
    @edoelrickun 8 лет назад +6

    i remember pirates of dark water...

  • @EvilExcalibur
    @EvilExcalibur 8 лет назад

    thanks for reminding me of that pirates toon,thus undoing years of both alcoholism and recovery

  • @Never_heart
    @Never_heart 8 лет назад +8

    It is a pity how Fatal Frame has degraded. What happened to FF2 where they actually characterize the relationship between the twins constantly giver her back to you then taking her away so that you had constant agency to find her. Then after all of this emotion building they make you choose, your sister or you release hell upon Earth... Ya suck on that Life is Stange fans who thought that your game was original and had a riveting ending, they were ripping off a PS2 game

  • @NightmareCrab
    @NightmareCrab 8 лет назад

    "we're not in a haunted forest, we're in our flat..." I died

  • @Zelkiiro
    @Zelkiiro 8 лет назад +3

    I-I remember Pirates of Dark Water... ;n;

  • @chrisdoman9916
    @chrisdoman9916 5 лет назад +1

    Could you imagine
    (girl) sees ghost yelling at wall
    (Ghost) "come on talk"
    (Girl) "whelp I'm insane bye"

  • @Addq24
    @Addq24 8 лет назад +4

    Hey Yahtzee, my school has thin, light uniform that becomes see-through when wet. It's for us Male students...

  • @edwardblangsted4540
    @edwardblangsted4540 8 лет назад

    I can't wait for his top and bottom 5 which be next week on the escapists website

  • @tedmitchell7924
    @tedmitchell7924 8 лет назад +8

    Does anyone actually know what happened to the escapist channel, there used to be tones of things on here and now there's just Yahtzee (which is far from a bad thing) but I mean Jim managed to get his own Channel using patron I don't see why Yahtzee couldn't do the same thing.

    • @mjc0961
      @mjc0961 8 лет назад +11

      +Ted Mitchell No idea. Maybe he's still stuck in contract, maybe it's a good enough deal for him that he doesn't want to leave. Either way I'm glad this channel is only Yahtzee, he's was the only thing on the site worth watching anyway after Jim left.
      I mean every once in awhile they have some random girl doing some live stream on here, but that's easily dismissed from my subscription feed.

    • @silverstorm1000
      @silverstorm1000 8 лет назад +8

      +mjc0961 Yeah tbh though, a lot of the women they had on the escapist channel just kinda made me cringe. They were just try hards. It felt like they prioritised pretty women over women who actually know anything about games (and we do exist). If they maybe just sacrificed the idea of having to have a gorgeous woman talking about the games (which let's face it, wasn't helping get views ANYWAY) and got a chick who actually knew something about video games, I might have been more interested.

    • @MelMelodyWerner
      @MelMelodyWerner 8 лет назад +1

      +Ted Mitchell I'm pretty sure Yahtzee's already said before he's just going to stick with Escapist.
      And I know what you mean, recently it's basically been an endless streak of Zero Punctuation and Judging by the Cover vids.

    • @Toastrz
      @Toastrz 8 лет назад +3

      Yahtzee absolutely doesn't need The Escapist, but they need him. He's by far the most popular part.

    • @tedmitchell7924
      @tedmitchell7924 8 лет назад +4

      +LittleBigEnNer *cough cough* only good part

  • @MiaowGaiGar
    @MiaowGaiGar 8 лет назад +2

    "One or more schoolgirls with skirts so short you can practically see their labial folds poking out the bottom like the questing feelers of a tunneling spider."
    Well, I see Yahtzee's still not gay.

  • @miloinindo
    @miloinindo 8 лет назад +4

    To be fair, Japanese women and girls really do wear very little clothing. Even in the dead of winter in 6" of snow, they will wear miniskirts that barely cover their ass; they simply glue socks to their legs in a pathetic attempt to maintain some sense of warmth. I regularly saw women in skits getting so cold that their legs were literally turning blue but they would done the same miniskirt the next day.

    • @keenanirwin6702
      @keenanirwin6702 8 лет назад +16

      Japan is a great place.

    • @keenanirwin6702
      @keenanirwin6702 8 лет назад +1

      ***** I'm not gonna say anything because I don't want to be followed by the NSA for the rest of my life.

    • @sigh824
      @sigh824 8 лет назад

      Actually I heard that Japanese girls wear thick skin colored stockings in the winter. Which I think is amazing.

    • @juliettami77
      @juliettami77 6 лет назад +1

      An adult still can't have sex with a 13-year-old in Japan. "Age of Consent" just means they can legally have sex with someone else around their age.

  • @xerxes6627
    @xerxes6627 8 лет назад +2

    "almost christmas"
    maybe in your backwards upside down continent

    • @Based_Papa
      @Based_Papa 8 лет назад +4

      Or that was the case two weeks ago during the production.

    • @DarknessXER
      @DarknessXER 8 лет назад

      +eli alhussaini That was the case when it was on the Escapist you baka!

  • @ahobo
    @ahobo 8 лет назад +308

    this isn't undertale

    • @ahobo
      @ahobo 8 лет назад +1

      Patrick Gillard I'll check it out, thanks

    • @GabrielKim90
      @GabrielKim90 8 лет назад +2

      +Patrick Gillard woo yahtzee likes undertale!!

    • @jakobi700
      @jakobi700 8 лет назад +3

      +Patrick Gillard * www.escapistmagazine.com/ , your link leads to something weird.

    • @patrickgillard1712
      @patrickgillard1712 8 лет назад +7

      www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/video-games/columns/extra-punctuation/14860-Undertale-for-Best-Written-Game-2015

    • @plaguedoctor3782
      @plaguedoctor3782 8 лет назад +8

      +a hobo Good game, destroyed be a community worse then Dota and Lol put together in the same room that is the size of a closet.

  • @Grunthor17
    @Grunthor17 7 лет назад +1

    I remember pirates of dark water! I used to play it a lot and miss it :p

  • @Dice12K
    @Dice12K 8 лет назад +3

    If you're wondering why there's no update this week, it's because Yahtzee didn't upload any new update last week, but he did this week!
    Lookie at what he did:
    puu.sh/mm56J/c1ea162e36.jpg
    Seriously, hurry to the Escapist's website and watch it!

  • @Vysard
    @Vysard 8 лет назад +1

    I remember Pirates of Dark Water. And how it never ended.

  • @Banedragon
    @Banedragon 8 лет назад +3

    I look forward to the best and worst of the year sir

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 7 лет назад +1

    I remember "Pirates of Dark Water." I remember the art style being really cool.

  • @Megafreakx3
    @Megafreakx3 8 лет назад +3

    Reading all the reviews especially Jim Sterling's. And even played the demo and I am having mix feeling the whole game. I think this might me a shame for this game, since i am fan of this series ( favorite one is FF: crimson butterfly) Oh well. The good thing Xenoblade Chronicles X made up for (Fatal Frame): Maiden of Black Water.

    • @WreckItRolfe
      @WreckItRolfe 8 лет назад

      +MegAnimefreakx3
      Did Jim get past the first level this time?

    • @Megafreakx3
      @Megafreakx3 8 лет назад

      +Felipe M. yeah if i remember the US only got a digital release >3< I think i heard about the storage space taking up alot but it is one of those games I might get or not.

    • @Megafreakx3
      @Megafreakx3 8 лет назад

      +Wreck-It Rolfe i don't remember ( at least top off my head) since it been two months since I last read his review :/

    • @IRMentat
      @IRMentat 8 лет назад

      +Felipe M. The £60 special edition or digital download with device based account put me off this one also. WiiU games are expensive enough that I refuse to own anything but the disc versions I was only mildly interested in this one and TBH the price and limited availability put me off.

    • @whodatninja439
      @whodatninja439 8 лет назад +1

      +MegAnimefreakx3 i bought the limited edition with no regrets

  • @GeeeeezGamingIL
    @GeeeeezGamingIL 8 лет назад

    My first video of 2016, thanks!

  • @CBRN-115
    @CBRN-115 8 лет назад +6

    Oh japanese, you ALWAYS have to put some sexual theme in your games do you? Ex: Metal Gear Phantom Pain's character, Quiet

    • @dylanmitchell3988
      @dylanmitchell3988 8 лет назад

      You have a problem with that?

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 8 лет назад +2

      Dylan Mitchell not a problem, but it irks me a bit

    • @juliettami77
      @juliettami77 6 лет назад +4

      It doesn't make it not worth playing, it's just a bit sad that a writer can't think of a way to make a character appealing beyond stapling on a big bouncing pair of tits and barely covering them. It's lazy. You can make something sexy without being lazy, but nobody cares enough to try.

  • @arthas640
    @arthas640 8 лет назад +1

    4:37 is the funniest moments on zero punctuation in 2015

  • @derik970
    @derik970 8 лет назад +8

    i can smell the radical feminists

    • @14Schofield
      @14Schofield 8 лет назад +30

      +Derik Really? All I see are MRA fuckboys complaining about the last few comments.

    • @MekanikKommandoh88
      @MekanikKommandoh88 8 лет назад +24

      +14Schofield For real. If you ready RUclips comments for seemingly any game involving female characters, you'd swear that feminists are everywhere trying to shut down any game with tits in them. It's fucking embarrassing - these GamerGate assholes have become more whiny than the people they claim to be against.

    • @14Schofield
      @14Schofield 8 лет назад +6

      MekanikKommandoh88 I could not agree more. :\

    • @ARandomGuy24
      @ARandomGuy24 8 лет назад +4

      +Derik Where?

    • @derik970
      @derik970 8 лет назад

      ARandomGuy everywere

  • @Yoxiv
    @Yoxiv 8 лет назад

    I was expecting a nod to Pirates of Dark Water.
    You did not disappoint, Yahtzee.

  • @toshib_htr1000
    @toshib_htr1000 8 лет назад

    Puts Yahtzee on 2x speed, sounds like he had about a gallon of coffee.
    Glorious!

  • @joeywalsh1949
    @joeywalsh1949 8 лет назад

    Drunken self reflection is the scariest thing of all time. Great review, saved me some money and time.

  • @CZPC
    @CZPC 8 лет назад +14

    Almost christmas he says....

  • @9Lugh
    @9Lugh 8 лет назад +2

    Fuck Yeah, Pirates of Dark Water!!!

  • @OtakuUnitedStudio
    @OtakuUnitedStudio 3 года назад

    I am the one person who appreciated that Pirates of Dark Water joke. Thank you for that incredibly specific appeal to my interests.

  • @ShadowDragoon004
    @ShadowDragoon004 8 лет назад

    I REMEMBER IT YAHTZEE!!
    Pirates of the Dark Water was the shit back in the day.

  • @Lordpizzacat
    @Lordpizzacat 8 лет назад

    I like how you hold the controller backwards

  • @KeystoneHeavy58
    @KeystoneHeavy58 8 лет назад

    "Its almost Christmas!"
    Published on Dec 30, 2015

  • @jamiebezuidenhout653
    @jamiebezuidenhout653 7 лет назад +1

    I feel like the ending screen should wait 2 to 3 seconds to allow us to enjoy the end joke more. I know Yahtzee 's older stuff did this and I quite enjoyed it.
    Naturally this is my own subjective opinion, but I wonder if any one else feels the same way about the ending screen.

  • @thunderwolf2005
    @thunderwolf2005 8 лет назад

    Holy shit, Pirates of Dark Water, i havent heard anyone even mention that in years. used to rent the tapes when i was a kid, cant remember most of the names though, Ren, Bloth, Zoolie, and i know i know the ostridge monkey thing with wings but i cant remember his name now. there was also that one dude, Ioz or something? jesus that takes me back.

  • @ChAzZiTuP
    @ChAzZiTuP 8 лет назад +1

    your videos never fail to amuse me

  • @sethkains
    @sethkains 8 лет назад +1

    I loved pirates of dark water as a kid. Wonder if I can find it anywhere and see what it's like as an adult.

  • @ScarletAssasin
    @ScarletAssasin 8 лет назад

    Its always the last line that gets me...

  • @shadowlightnign
    @shadowlightnign 5 лет назад

    "rocking more cleavage than the San Andreas fault"
    this line fucking killed me lmao

  • @XShadOBabeX
    @XShadOBabeX 8 лет назад

    I REMEMBER!! I remember Pirates of Darkwater!!
    Good cartoon!

  • @texasranger9599
    @texasranger9599 8 лет назад

    Pirates of dark water! Where there's a subquest to complete the hero's sword.

  • @fangoroth6600
    @fangoroth6600 5 лет назад

    Pirates of Dark Water reference made my day