Just Cause 3 (Zero Punctuation)
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I'll toss in that Just Cause 3 eventually added DLC where you get a _jetpack_ and fight a helicarrier
And it was awesome
U call it dlc,I call it a mission i stumbled upon maybe 25-30% through my playthrough that changed everything
And the mech dlc
I don't like how you're treated like an aircraft by the AA missile turrets, but I guess that's the price you pay for missiles, a chaingun, and a booster jet.
What's Wolverine without his healing factor?
Just Claws
Gabriel Lacey
Hey, Wolverine's also got super senses. Granted though, if we're talking about the ones he actually uses on a regular basis, it's just schnoz.
Does Rico kill people for a Just Cause or Just Cause?
what ever way the wind blows
+Twanglet both
I say a bit more of just cause.
It's a just cause he took up for a just cause that's outlined in his just clause that he got a hold of with his just paws
+Twanglet both!
oooooo yay, more Explosions with Mexican Spiderman
Uh I think you mean Italian spider man
Gabriel Sevilla Well, technically Mediterranean is more accurate, as where he comes from is rather vague,
his father is from Mexico, his mother was from Medici.
his father is from Mexico, his mother was from Medici.
his father is from Mexico, his mother was from Medici.
There aren't even many Spielberg films as fun and action packed as your reviews... just Jaws.
gold
+ProfessorPuppet Well wtf, I didn't know you watched Zero Punctuation!
Which sharks did you kill, Rico?
Just Jaws.
How many ways do you need to drink that milkshake, Rico?
Just straws.
What are you looking to fix in the self-help section of the library, Rico?
Just flaws.
Now that you're a member of congress, what are you going to spend all your time writing?
Just laws.
Ugh, the terrible jokes could go on forever.
"Just Laws" could be a law firm
it's great to read these in yahtzee's voice
[ just ] l a w s s
What is Father Christmas without the holiness?
Just Claus.
What are you getting from Victoria's Secret?
Just bras.
What did you buy from Home Depot, Rico?
"Just saws"
"So there are no windows in this apartment???"
"No, Just Doors"
+KNitro123 You know what that needs "Moardoors"!
One does not simply walk into more doors.
Although, after Rico visits, they may be Gondoors!
"Are you afraid of an animal's teeth?"
"No. Just claws."
for that to work I have to say it in a very British accent.
I do believe that this is the best review he's ever given to a game.
No i'd say his Ride to Hell: Retribution video was better.
+inferno Sticker Star. Just sayin.
+inferno if he ever decides to do a vid on Undertale that might change :3, his written review said he loved it.
Are you new here?
+inferno Painkiller was much better in his opinion
They did that grenade shit in Fallout 4 too.
I always love exploding into a ball of fire when I meant to hit the enemy with my bat as hard as I can. It's smash bros all over again.
+Oreally I actually did run up and rub grenades against people's faces on purpose in Fallout 3. VATS damage-reduction is a bit silly.
Fjarhultian
Some guy in Fallout 4 pissed me off by keep repeating the same line when I pass him. Point blank VATS with a Fat Man on his ass.
I took no damage.
+Fjarhultian VATS damage reduction:
Fallout 3 - "holy cow that seems a bit unreasonable"
Fallout New Vegas - "well this seems a bit better, still useful though"
Fallout 4 - "OH MY PISS I AM A MOTHERFUCKING SUN GOD"
Inventor Raccoon
Yeah, time not stopping is kind of a buff for timing the reduction
How is it like Smash Bros?
"hey Rico you doing Anything over the weekend?"
"nah, just chores"
"what did you buy from Walmart Rico?"
"just smores"
+Adam Burdett Booooo
+Alexander Gardner
What are the most dangerous animals on this island?
Just boars...
2 terrible puns in and I'm already feeling apologetic...
OzixiThrill want to travel the island? Visit just tours...
Ah all of you with your puns. All of you need to just pause...
Ok I'll see my way out.
i bought some fkin dorritos you dingus
Rico's most famous words: "I don't think so, Tim."
+Sir5EsQ_ A joke only people of certain age will get lol
+Sir5EsQ_ "You know what this video game needs?... MORE POWER!"
Montesama314 Rico the "Really Fuck Shit up" man Taylor
+Rc “Tattooless Metalhead” Cooper a broken age?
No it's 'fk rng'
Why did he get arrested after this review?
Just Laws.
Holy cow, a game with a positive review. I like when he really enjoys games, it makes me think he smiles for at least 12 seconds.
why did you kill that dog. Just Paws.
why did i get jailed? just laws.
+1stshockarmy what do i have to use to cut this two by four? just saws.
Why was I attacked by a shark? Just jaws.
what does this big chunk of ice do when it's left outside? just thaws.
why did my invention not work? just flaws.
My biggest flaw with Just Cause 3 is the lack of places to blow up. Just Cause 2 had 260 odd settlements/bases but Just Cause 3 has about 130
EvilMcSheep Oi m8 I'll smack ye in teh gabber if you spek to mi liek dat again.
+EvilMcSheep a Nerd3 fan! :D
Ah well, at least the explosions are prettier. And bigger. And can be tied to other exploding things.
But now you can blow up everything, as opposed to just select few things.
EvilMcSheep tahts enuff aboot me mum u nub
They should have had like a giant robot as the ending boss. Maybe be able to drive it yourself after the battle if the engine holds up XD
well it is just cause... so why not!?
+HORRIOR A weapon to surpass Metal Gear?
+Bler935 War never changes.
Unless you're bullet resistant, able to fly with absolutely no momentum and able to discard time and space physics the same way Kerry Katona discards birth certificates.
Dylan Wintle What's that? You want to hit the ground but avoid crushing every bone in your body upon impact? Here, grapple to the ground so that you fall slightly faster. Foolproof.
Bler935 What's that? You want to be a physics student?
''Do you want toasted marshmallows and biscuits?'' No, Just S'mores
Meanwhile if Rico was in Fallout 4
"What did you get for your power armor, Rico?"
"Just cores"
Knowing that Yahtzee will one day review *HuniePop*
it fills me with determination!
+Paradox Acres the door's over there
+Shinku Quickman make sure it's locked
+Paradox Acres I didn't know I wanted this until now.
+Paradox Acres Is this memes? Or are you just someone who struggles with junior jumble?
Arthur Dent un. believable.
No one will see this comment, but I actually find the "Just Whores" joke at the end to be a really interesting insight into the technical differences between American English and British English. In American English, "cause" and "whores" don't even come close to rhyming, yet in British English they do, since "whores" pronounced by a Brit will sound closer to "hawz". It's a similar sort of thing to the difference in pronunciation with "Mazda". Americans say "Mahz-duh" where the British side has a closer infliction to the word "Matt", like "Maaz-duh". Because of the way British people pronounce r's, an American saying "Mazda" will actually sound like "Marzda" to them. Go ahead, say "Marzda" with a British accent and it'll come out sound like "Mazda" said by an American. Thanks for reading this, it was completely irrelevant but I hope you found it interesting.
I'm a linguistics enthusiast, so I love this comment.
That was fascinating, thank you
1. This review is funny.
2. People need to stop asking for a review of Undertale when he already made a written one. These people seriously want the game to be spoiled for everybody.
+Thomas Davis I never knew other people's opinions mattered more than my own. Just because the masses say it's the greatest game ever doesn't mean I will EVER see that game as better than my all time favorite game: The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. Earthbound being my second most favorite game.
Just because Undertale gets all the praise doesn't mean shit to me. That's other peoples opinions. And other people don't pay my fucking bills.
The thing about Undertale was about how it defied other games. You don't have to kill anyone and everyone has a personality. It was how it could shift from the horror of a neutral ending to the pure emotion of pacifist ending to the rage of a Genocide run. Undertale relies on the player knowing nothing. People should envy those who played Undertale before the hype hit. Those who know nothing and most likely massacred the Underground and then felt the weight of guilt. It does things that modern gaming doesn't do as well such a moral choice to characters and atmosphere. To anyone who dislikes Undertale, I can except that but this is all I have to say. Monster Girls will always have fan art and Rule 34 will come into effect, it is natural but sexualizing monsters is better than sexualizing robots or animals or, may god forbid, both simultaneously.
To quote Yahtzee's Earthbound review (from memory), 'it was just a good game that was released at a time when a game's worth was dictated by its graphic. Thank Christ we don't have that problem anymore.'. Indie gaming is wonderful since it allows for creativity and some of the best games ever made that may even be free of cost.
+unleasht3h1337 +Emoji The OG He caved anyway. He found a way.
***** Indeed, it was a good game.
+unleasht3h1337 I have Undertale in my library but I haven't gotten that far into it. From what I've heard, the game ganks you for completion if you do a certain playstyle. It's sort of like when I heard that Bravely Default makes you restart the campaign so they could pad out the game; now I actively refuse to play Bravely Default.
So what you're saying is that it's 100 times better than Destiny. Got it.
But 100 times 0 is 0
+Josh Reid
It's D+10*100
D = Destiny
+WhiplashSL Not that hard to do, honestly.
Well it doesn't make you grind the whole game for gear, then make that same gear useless every new DLC which is separate from the first two so fuck your season pass. Also, Destiny hate rants can go on for years.
+Darkness1984 yep destiny fanboy lmao
last boss scene:
Rico: Oh no how will i ever... one sec, (attaches helicopter to ground) win this.
"Dictator agitator" love that!
This review was actually pretty positive, but the end was Just Flaws.
"Have you seen any movies or shows about the Wizard of Oz?"
"Just Oz"
You don't even need to fight the final boss, just tether his Chopper into the volcano and then he basically just collides into it.... anticlimatic yes, funny as hell, oh yes.
God that first girlfriends dad analogy was so bang on it sent me into a happy flashback of my first time followed by a pavlovian panic to check that he isn't actually standing behind me.
Rico was under contractual obligation to be in the next "Just Cause" game.. The Developer called it the Just-clause
I'm glad Yahtzee is talking about the things he likes in this video for the most part.
A lot of his reviews are just flaws
One of my favourite reviews so far Yahtzee. I felt exactly the same as you about JC1 & 2 and now having sunk 100 hrs into the third one I've reached the exact same conclusions. That's what it takes for me to enjoy your videos I'm afraid. ;)
Mario: what did you get for Christmas Rico. Rico: oh nothing much Mario just a rocket launcher. Mario: another one?
The fianal boss is made WAY easier if you get the "land" dlc, call in a mech, and slam the helicopter into the ground...
Instantly killing the final boss.
"Is there any submarine in the sea?"
"No, just Jaws"
Thank god he mentioned the fact you had to unlock the ability to aim down your sights. I thought that was a load of bollocks when I seen that.
"Hey Rico why you never pay your taxes"
"Just laws"
Why does the Zero Punctuation logo look like the Android logo?
+IJustWantComment Just Cause.
+Th3MaN1 3
+Th3MaN1 three
+IJustWantComment Why does the Android logo look like the Zero Punctuation logo?
+Justin DuBree just cause.
"Rico Rodriguez, you just liberated your country from a dictator! What are you going to do next?"
"I dunno."
"I'm going to Disney World!"
"To...blow it up?"
"...no."
*cue montage of exploding Disney World attractions*
Getting this Christmas day.......come one Santa love me, I pray to you every nit
I couldn't decide on a movie tonight so I ended up with just Jaws.
To disable the leadership board
Disable the game to touch the internet in the firewall
One of the only reviewers I can trust these days.
Wow a Home Improvement joke, went back for that one.
End text jokes:
"People's champion: Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
I went to the hardware shop to get a new hammer but when I got there they had Just Saws
Then I went to the pet shop and they had just macaws"
If video is too fast for you - Just Pause.
xD lost it when he tried to plant a grenade. So true.
What should you put on a burn?
Just gauze.
Just Cause 2 was the sort of game you wanted to revisit. I still do
I literally bought the game when it went more than half off on steam suddenly because I know it would be great to zen out to like an explosive rock garden
"Wait what do we do now? I guess we could call up some just whores". Best line ever. That shit killed me LMAO
Hey Rico, how many different sounds can a crow make? Just Caws.
I loved that Assassins Creed Syndicate review reference.
Yahtzee, this one had me in tears. Keep it up!
For anyone wondering, the name "Just Cause" comes from the fact that every game you're working for a resistance movement; a cause that is supposedly just. Other origins could also be the US military operation Just Cause, relating to the invasion of Panama.
8 people disliked the video, why?
Just cause The Just Cause Puns were a just cause to dislike.
Maybe it was the bad grammar in the name.
It is either "Just 'Cause" as in Jest Because or "Just Cause" as in a cause that is just.
You can swim around most the map too since there are no dangerous sharks... Just JAWS.
Why are you chewing on that baby?
Just Gnaws.
Great one Yahtzee. I love just cause 3 and I really wanted to see you pick it apart in the funny way you always do.
Rico? Do you like crime dramas?
Just Morse
"Who are your favourite people to kill Rico"
"Just Shaws"
Rico, why don't you like mountain lions?
They're Just Claws
Rico, do you think you're perfect?
No, I'm Just Flaws
Rico, do you need a band-aid?
No, Just Gauze
Rico, do you need any tools?
Yeah, Just Saws
Rico, did you like the new Star Wars?
Just Maz
Rico, did you see that puppy video?
Yep, I was Just "Daws"
Rico, that girl was super hot?
Not at all, she was Just Shnozz
There, it's out of my system. Bye guys
"This Ikea is wierd, doesn't it sell any cupboards"
"Nope, just draws"
This game is soooo good :3 Not the story, but the gameplay is top notch
Coming back to this review was a real treat. Always a hilarious new "just" comment
Rico looks like Adam from Funhaus
*Mexican Spider-Man
+Alexander Gardner Rico isn't Mexican....
Solid Snake eh what's the difference amarite?
"That's like having to unlock the ability to turn left."
Reminds me of how you actually _do_ have to unlock the ability to turn right, in _Bunny Must Die_ . ;P
Review huniepop
Why?
Just cause
"Rico, what did you find in that bag of angry cats?"
"Just Claws."
I love your videos, you beautiful man
+Celestial Ronin woman*
Thing*
+Celestial Ronin
His beautiful man?
I'm confused...
+Unshaved Malevolence when you try to look smart, but fail miserably
This needs to become a T-Shirt, Just Cause you made Rico cool with the Escapist look.
Nothing much really interests me about gaming... Just Scores.
“Swivel eyed loon” is my new favorite phrase.
this game was, curiously enough, made so much better with the DLCs. (don't act like you don't know which two I am hinting at)
You know what made FC3 even MORE awesome??? The ability to get into an attack helicopter, mid-air even, while stealing it from a bad guy even, and then carpet bomb the h-e-double-hockey-sticks out of everything in sight... with the INFINITE AMMO in said helis... and nary a care in the world as you could literally sit outside of visual targeting range of the bad guys (either at altitude or just distance) and hit them over and over again until they ceased to exist. I liberated SEVERAL strongholds like that just for giggles. :-P
ARTILLERY HELIIIIIII!!!
So... should I buy this game if I love explosions?
You should love explosions if you buy it, You should buy it if you can, no matter the consequences.
Sir Maxeer got it thanks
"is like getting invested in crystal meth because the loss of teeth lets you stuff more crisps in your mouth" xD this is the kinda reason i can watch every episode back to back, just for the little moments like that treasure
there are no rules in this game
just laws
"How would you like your haircut?"
JUST fuck my shit up
The comments are nothing but cancer-level puns.
+1colonelsanders
Puns these bad must break some *just laws*.
+peacefulltoucan dang that reply was just gold.
You might say.... Just snores
Yeah I know I'm half a decade late lol
Don't forget the Jets hovering over your position at every moment.
I can't wait for Yahtzee to talk about Xenoblade Chronicles X.
He'll probably fous on the revealing outfits instead ofon the fact that it has the biggest open world with actual content in it...or the combat system...or anything else...
+Unshaved Malevolence Or he just wont review it...
Xenoblade is good but open world wise it is EQ2 on launch with a nice big drawer distance for the scene setting flora and fauna. Single player MMO with some public kill/collect quests and some instances. I have sunk 70 hours in and just got my skell but in terms of playable content it is lighter than I had hoped normal/story/affinity quests have provided some good times but the overworked is well designed but standard open world discovery fare with some high level enemies wandering about to add flavour/tension.
***** He'll probably mention how they're oh-so-animu instead.
+Unshaved Malevolence or he'll rip on it because it's a gay animu game
Akilroth234 Yes, I already said that.
I was literally thinking just an hour ago, "I bet the next Zero Punctuation will be Just Cause 3, can't wait to see it and use it as the final judgement on whether to purchase it over the holidays."
+DomovoiJr Has it convinced you? It's a rarity to have a game liked by Yahtzee
"your first girlfriend's dad"
Uh, no, I don't know - never had a girlfriend (let's see - not really social in high school, preferring to read during recess and lunch than socialise, though being friendly if someone came up to me; not having a fondness for girls either, at the time, due to being bullied by a pair of them in Year 5 or 6 - not exactly clear, now - and said high school being boys-only, not to mention my Year 6 teacher being a downright-cruel bitch of a woman; never liking dances or any extracurricular activities, which meant I skipped most chances to see girls; my preferred hobbies being playing on my 3DS and watching RUclips videos, instead of, say, socialising - I only read books during school because electronic devices were against the rules).
I can _imagine_ what that scenario _may_ be like, but I don't _know_ what's it's actually like.
PokeMaster22222 not sure if best troll ever or something hilariously true. judging by "PokeMaster" probably the latter
Definitely true, and the username was one I came up with several years ago, back when I still watched the Pokémon anime regularly, and played only Pokémon (my first game was Pearl, so circa 2007).
After watching the theme songs again, the Orange Islands theme features "Do you wanna be a master?", the last Johto theme (named "Master Quest") has "to be a master is my dream", and so many of them feature 'unbeatable', 'winner', and so on.
I was 9 when Pearl came out (Nov 1997 to June 2007 = not quite a decade), so those words resonated with my child self, and I used to watch Master Quest and the Advanced trilogy quite a bit (through Foxtel, videos or those small discs I bought).
So yeah - Pokémon's been a part of me for quite some time; I even remember playing an online Pokémon game, named _Pokémon Crater_, before it was shut down and revamped.
While XY was a massive disappointment after the brilliance that was Emerald, Pearl, Platinum, HeartGold, Black and Black 2, and ORAS less so but still disappointing, with Sun/Moon being better but still not quite reaching the level of older games, I still enjoy my time in the world of Pokémon (just hoping for a Ranger 4 and/or a Mystery Dungeon that returns to Explorers of Sky's level of enjoyability, including abusable Wonder Mail).
I always seem to write a lot more than I intend on doing...hmm...
PokeMaster22222 I came up with my username because I say dude a lot...
Great how you managed to sneak in the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy reference.
so undertale should be reviewed next right
+Riley Allspach He said he wouldn't be reviewing Undertale because he can't figure out how to do it without spoiling it.
+Riley Allspach stop and go away
+Riley Allspach Yahtzee's already reviewed it in "Extra Punctuation". You can find it on the Escapist's website.
He won't review Undertale. He said he can't make a full review video without spoiling it; and it's better to play it knowing the least possible about it.
No. He probably knows there's lots of console gamers that want to play that game and he wouldn't want to spoil it for those people once they get the chance. And what the hell do you want him to review? The story? The gameplay? There's no point.
I like how in just cause is basically destroy everything simulator to apparently save a island from a dictator.
crust laws
"Like sour squirts of an old man's jizz" is something I'll never forget. I wish I could go back to school, just to use that in a research paper.
Yahtzee better make a review of Undertale
He's already made a written one.
+Undead Viking fuck off
Go away
***** How mature of you.
***** Why? Because I want a reviewer I really like to review a game I really like?
"Left leg drifting off into the sunset." Nice reference :)
my first girfriends dad had arms the size of my thighs & threatened to "have words with me". lovely bloke, though i do hope the steroids have rendered his heart as weak as his daughters' morals
I was casually on my way to pirate half of the entire internet when i thought "let's go to youtube for some music", saw another zero punctuation, and the rest is literally history, because i've been here for the past 3 hours or so, and i'm not even mad. :D
Please don't review Undertale
Please
'Christ, what's that on your arm?'
'Just gauze.'
Can't wait for the just cause 4 review
4:40 "That's like having to unlock the ability to turn left"
You mean like in Bunny Must Die? Turning left is the very first ability you get, but it's entirely possible to beat the whole game without getting it.
Oh my lord I was able to see a time in Zero Punctuation commenting where you DIDN'T have to click load more comments! Time to check that off my bucket list
It has been a long, long time since i laughed so hard I cried. Congratulations.