Agony (Zero Punctuation)

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  • Опубликовано: 30 ноя 2024

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  • @bobmcguffin5706
    @bobmcguffin5706 3 года назад +250

    "Turn things up to 11 and stay there and its just as dull as staying at 1" is a very good phrase

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 2 года назад +12

      Fun fact about that: I'm such a scaredy cat that I fin even Slender too scary to play, and I'm very icky and susceptible to gore. And yet one of my favorite franchises is Mortal Kombat, because the gore is so ridiculous an omnipresent that I just can't managed to stay shocked after the first ten seconds of gameplay.

    • @allenhernandez3350
      @allenhernandez3350 2 года назад

      So… Warhammer 40k then?

    • @riokollivier
      @riokollivier Год назад +2

      @@allenhernandez3350weirdly enough, even they have a down time, it’s usually a nine, but every now and then they can bring it down to five.

  • @lordofstorms2000
    @lordofstorms2000 6 лет назад +675

    Funny how Subnautica is more of a "psychological horror" then Agony with its "psychological horror" tag :)

    • @daruistube2007
      @daruistube2007 4 года назад +24

      And Subnautica takes place in fucking water

    • @AlvarVraal
      @AlvarVraal 4 года назад +55

      *Dives a bit too deeply* Uuuh... It's getting dark in here. *distant underwater roar* NOPENOPENOPE

    • @alejandroelluxray5298
      @alejandroelluxray5298 3 года назад +6

      Well the Last time I was in Hell 75% of the Demonic population dissapear

    • @spaghettichild4335
      @spaghettichild4335 3 года назад +4

      Subnautica below zero creeped me the fuck out and I don't know why

    • @Sergioosh
      @Sergioosh 2 года назад

      When?

  • @boltonatorsaomd9368
    @boltonatorsaomd9368 6 лет назад +3401

    Surprised he didn’t mention the meaningless ‘moral choice’ system this game has.
    I’m fairly certain being in Hell means you’ve already made some poor moral choices...

    • @WildManToons
      @WildManToons 6 лет назад +472

      Well if you make even more evil choices you just might go the Hell^2

    • @abloogywoogywoo
      @abloogywoogywoo 6 лет назад +61

      Or an incompetent creator. Take your pick.

    • @Zerpderp0
      @Zerpderp0 6 лет назад +24

      Boltonator SAOMD it was so meaningless that he forgot

    • @boltonatorsaomd9368
      @boltonatorsaomd9368 6 лет назад +11

      Zerpderp0 Fair enough, I was just a little disappointed that he didn’t mention it considering he’s reviewed many games that had moral choice systems in them.

    • @abrakadabra6584
      @abrakadabra6584 6 лет назад +71

      Either that or you've just failed to convert to whichever denomination of Christianity turned out to be the "correct" one and lost the religion lottery.
      *tips fedora*

  • @gooberboyxdd323
    @gooberboyxdd323 6 лет назад +244

    2:10 I think that was best execution of reciting the word “bitch” I’ve ever heard

  • @Lorendrawn
    @Lorendrawn 6 лет назад +74

    Props to the transcriber; I would have added a witty retort after Yahtzee's taunt.

  • @Mathmachine
    @Mathmachine 6 лет назад +2401

    Yahtzee's impression of a gaming journalist was so accurate I thought this was a Polygon video for a moment.

    • @peytonbayne2491
      @peytonbayne2491 6 лет назад +40

      Mathmachine DAAAAAAMMMMM

    • @Guru_1092
      @Guru_1092 6 лет назад +120

      I swear I was getting some Kotaku vibes there.

    • @angrytheclown801
      @angrytheclown801 6 лет назад +56

      Mathmachine That was a shots fired moment.

    • @eparadoxigm9648
      @eparadoxigm9648 6 лет назад +32

      Lol, look out, Yahtzee's throwing elbows.

    • @mh13mini
      @mh13mini 6 лет назад +88

      COME DUMPSTERS. Waiting for the Kotaku hit-piece on Yahtzee any second now

  • @SLChris
    @SLChris 6 лет назад +1292

    Agony? I bet it was!
    huehuehuehuehe

    • @Superschokokeks
      @Superschokokeks 6 лет назад +21

      huehuehuehuehuehue

    • @owendiaram3870
      @owendiaram3870 6 лет назад +9

      huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

    • @0subscriberswithnovideos339
      @0subscriberswithnovideos339 6 лет назад +1

      Br?

    • @thalesmacedo6972
      @thalesmacedo6972 6 лет назад

      Sir Lord Chris SGV BR???

    • @quintoncraig9299
      @quintoncraig9299 6 лет назад

      How *dare* you compare this *filthy* [could be better, r34's alri- no never-mind, continue on me] game to my daughter!
      (Honestly I'm just surprised a game ended up using the word as a title,
      I though I'd found something they wouldn't touch; [Clearly you were wrong] excuse me, me, I'm talking here- Oh.)
      (Well... I guess I'm still in character?)

  • @KingKuma909
    @KingKuma909 6 лет назад +2063

    An easy way to make this game more fun, give Doomguy 5 minutes and see what happens

    • @BoostedMonkey05
      @BoostedMonkey05 6 лет назад +145

      Myles Harris agony wouldn't go amidst if doomguy was there, slaughtering everything on site... Also, Argent D'Nur is more fucking subtle than the level design in this game...

    • @wearelegion4012
      @wearelegion4012 6 лет назад +159

      No kidding, the possibility of the doomslayer chainsawing a vagina demon would be glorious

    • @DarknessCalling
      @DarknessCalling 6 лет назад +78

      The only mod worth having agony for. The only reason it could be fun.

    • @GBDupree
      @GBDupree 6 лет назад +37

      Heck even Duke Nukem would make this more fun.

    • @EvilExcalibur
      @EvilExcalibur 6 лет назад +52

      GBDupree seriously. The Duke would at least add some of that delicious 90's cringe I love so much.

  • @RJMc819
    @RJMc819 6 лет назад +167

    I wouldn't even joke about the "wanking" thing. The number of people SCREAMING FOR BLOOD on Steam forums 'cause they cut some of the nudity OUT is jaw-dropping.

  • @doubledouble4g379
    @doubledouble4g379 6 лет назад +386

    We're sorry, but your Red Goddess is in another level of Hell ;)

    • @BLZ231
      @BLZ231 5 лет назад +2

      Double Double 4G this deserves more thumbs up.

    • @ethanor
      @ethanor 5 лет назад +2

      Pretty sure my Red Goddess is in Canada

  • @the_jones528
    @the_jones528 5 лет назад +47

    "Oh you found me, go find me again"
    Basically it.

  • @d.g.m.8455
    @d.g.m.8455 4 года назад +111

    "Oh, there's a hold breath button, now I understand! I'm supposed to hold my breath as I slowly move past the vagina monster so they won't- oh, it spotted me anyway and gnawed my gonads off. Nevermind!"
    That line coupled with that little illustration was freakin' hilarious, laughed for five minutes straight.

  • @Zeturic
    @Zeturic 6 лет назад +653

    Please raise your hand if you predicted the "Agony? It certainly was." joke the second you saw the video.

    • @quintoncraig9299
      @quintoncraig9299 6 лет назад +9

      It was like the inquisition, "I expected this, but I did not expect *THIS!* [Pre-Blaming Blam]"

  • @jlwilli2
    @jlwilli2 6 лет назад +29

    "As token as the wheelchair-bound dude from the Burger King Kid's Club." I'm old and I love you, Yahtzee.

  • @SpikeJet2736
    @SpikeJet2736 6 лет назад +202

    Why does a soul need to breathe?

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 6 лет назад +17

      Why not? There are no fixed rules to speak of. You could make a setting wherein people are disembodied souls during life and when they die they get physical forms and can spend the afterlife touching things, breathing, and not being able to phase through solid objects, and that'd be just as legit and make just as much sense.
      Of course, that doesn't answer your question, but still.

    • @LSB001
      @LSB001 6 лет назад +8

      Because people are fucking stupid and don't realise that everything we are is just decaying organic matter
      /edgy

    • @simple-commentator-not-rea7345
      @simple-commentator-not-rea7345 5 лет назад +3

      Now that I think of it, how can a soul be affected by all the torture and suffering that Hell apperently offers?

    • @remenencenda768
      @remenencenda768 4 года назад +1

      because it is hell

    • @Renan3256
      @Renan3256 3 года назад

      @@remenencenda768 welp, now it's explained. Thanks man!

  • @CegeRoles
    @CegeRoles 6 лет назад +751

    If you want a game similar to this but actually looks more promising, check out the upcoming Scorn. Instead of Dante's-Inferno-style Hell, it goes for something more along the lines of H.R. Giger and Zdzislaw Beksinski, and is way more unsettling in my opinion.

    • @---ox1lg
      @---ox1lg 6 лет назад +210

      You just made me realize those were two seperate games, I just went from 'too bad, I thought that looked interesting' to 'hang on, the interesting looking one was called scorn'.

    • @blondemaverick
      @blondemaverick 6 лет назад +61

      YES! I'm so glad someone's at least mentioned Scorn! I thought Agony tried to rip it off and failed because they missed the point--or something'r other--and met their just desserts under Yahtzee's hammer.

    • @Abi-chanFictionFan
      @Abi-chanFictionFan 6 лет назад +2

      Wasn't H.R. Giger actually involved in the creation and development of Scorn ?

    • @SlaveKnightGael1579
      @SlaveKnightGael1579 6 лет назад +39

      Abi-chan fiction fan Giger died in 2014

    • @romank9611
      @romank9611 6 лет назад +41

      That's a brave claim. A lot of people and backers expected Agony to be good too. But we got what we got.
      Until it's released or some gameplay is shown (I know it was shown, I mean pre-release). It's just people's expectations and imagination of what it will be

  • @Favmir
    @Favmir 6 лет назад +68

    2:07 I enabled CC and they transcribed it perfectly. Haha! Got ya Yatzee!

    • @nullfather7872
      @nullfather7872 6 лет назад +4

      They didn't transcribe it perfectly because English text communication is unable to capture the exact inflection that gave the non-words meaning.

  • @Fulgrim2
    @Fulgrim2 6 лет назад +1429

    Damn, was kind of hoping this would be at least semi fun.

    • @RetroRhythmRepeat
      @RetroRhythmRepeat 6 лет назад +6

      ha

    • @manhattanvi
      @manhattanvi 6 лет назад +1

      Fulgrim2 or quarter fun

    • @ThatFatGuy64
      @ThatFatGuy64 6 лет назад +31

      I think the first trailer that had more Gore than all the alien movies combined should have been a clue.

    • @Fulgrim2
      @Fulgrim2 6 лет назад

      I can dream but oh well.

    • @ty_teynium
      @ty_teynium 6 лет назад

      Same honestly.

  • @SuperLuigiSixty4
    @SuperLuigiSixty4 6 лет назад +39

    A world made out of jam, eh? There's a book in that.

  • @beansnrice321
    @beansnrice321 6 лет назад +14

    "Let me take a step back, remember Dante's Inferno?" XD

  • @leguan278
    @leguan278 6 лет назад +1034

    Demonetized for sure lol

  • @cristiancojocaru9821
    @cristiancojocaru9821 6 лет назад +29

    Holy crap I've never seen a better impersonation of game journos up until this point. Thank you for making my day :))

  • @gavindooly2375
    @gavindooly2375 4 года назад +7

    I can imagine doomguy teleporting in and solving everything in 12 minutes.

  • @mannmctrash
    @mannmctrash 6 лет назад +187

    Someone transcribed it Yahtz', took all of 7 minutes.

    • @taintedmyth0s636
      @taintedmyth0s636 6 лет назад +29

      I turned on captions just to see if there was anything there. I'm a little upset that it wasn't auto generated, but also happy that someone took it as a challenge.

    • @JustSomeoneRandom1324
      @JustSomeoneRandom1324 6 лет назад +2

      Tainted Myth0s I am glad I am not the only one that did that

    • @occult702
      @occult702 6 лет назад +9

      I watch everything with captions/subtitles both online and tv (unless it starts to error in the center of the screen or glitch gibberish) so I found it quite humorous when he ordered someone transcribe his onomatopeias because he was already being transcribed...like a helpless character in a story where he’s aware that he’s a character being watched, 4th-wall thing, but unaware of how truly helpless he is, stuck in aforementioned story.

    • @nullfather7872
      @nullfather7872 6 лет назад

      And it captured none of the subtext of the delivery or the inflection, you mongoloid.

    • @nullfather7872
      @nullfather7872 6 лет назад

      What the fuck are you talking about?

  • @benjaminwaltman6841
    @benjaminwaltman6841 6 лет назад +3

    This is non-ironically one of your best reviews ever

  • @Twitch1872
    @Twitch1872 6 лет назад +38

    I feel like when you mentioned Jam you missed the opportunity to reference your book

  • @beaukennedy4618
    @beaukennedy4618 6 лет назад +16

    I hadn't seen his videos in a while and I had forgotten what his voice sounded like so when I saw this video pop up and waited for it to load I tried to recall. Alas I failed to remember until suddenly it came to me as him calmy talking about repeatedly smashing his head into a wall and commiting heinous acts with a hedgehog came screaming into my mind. I cannot describe the euphoria of the nostalgia that raced through me. Almost making me forget about how my internet took so damn long to load or how my internet would be completely unusable and thus not allow me to view his content up until present but oh damn I will enjoy this when I finally get to watch it in a week!

  • @edwardgibbon2557
    @edwardgibbon2557 6 лет назад +5

    This review is one of your masterpieces...

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 6 лет назад +10

    I'd say the game looks like the gluttony level in Dante's Inferno, where everything is covered in bloody diarrhea and you hear nothing but squishing sounds as you walk.

  • @weofparadigm
    @weofparadigm 6 лет назад +1

    This is one of your funniest videos in a while, well done

  • @benjiboy9907
    @benjiboy9907 6 лет назад +19

    Honestly, I come for a game review, and I stay for the British slang.

  • @Xidification
    @Xidification 11 месяцев назад +1

    After the "transcribe that" comment, did anyone else rewind and turn on Closed Captioning to see how it was actually transcribed? 😅

  • @aburns-cz7fd
    @aburns-cz7fd 6 лет назад +18

    0:45 i can hear kotaku screaming already

  • @RAFMnBgaming
    @RAFMnBgaming 6 лет назад +2

    "This doesn't seem physically possible!" -Private Burlap Sack.

  • @IVIaskerade
    @IVIaskerade 6 лет назад +329

    God damn, that burn on games "journalists". 10/10

    • @Firestar4041
      @Firestar4041 6 лет назад +5

      Which in hindsight, i think he fell under that at some point.
      His usual charm, lightly touching the dicks, and then promoting his book and or game.

    • @NoConsequenc3
      @NoConsequenc3 6 лет назад +119

      Promoting your own book/game while being upfront that it's your book/game is much different than trying to hide the fact that you're shilling for someone you know or someone paying you

    • @hellothisismufin
      @hellothisismufin 6 лет назад +72

      ToddHaywood MUH MISOGYNY you do realize that the point was to talk about how someone fucking Zoe was willing to bring her game up in an article was a little fucked up and a bit of a conflict of interest right? People were mad because she was fucking her way up the fame ladder to get her shit pushed into the spot light, not that she was a woman making games.

    • @hellothisismufin
      @hellothisismufin 6 лет назад +64

      ToddHaywood continuing to ignore the point is what leaves us at the mercy of these people. If we turn a blind eye to this shit then journalists can just signal boost their friends to milk money from consumers.

    • @hellothisismufin
      @hellothisismufin 6 лет назад +44

      ToddHaywood the overall price is not the issue. Triple A games will always have the marketing to hit a majority of people, but Indies don't have the luxury. Getting that signal boost puts it above it's competitors without displaying merit, just the business connections and that's scummy

  • @nitishkapur8193
    @nitishkapur8193 6 лет назад +217

    What's that Skippy Yahtzee is reviewing a horror walking simulator well what good news

    • @MTdaBlacking
      @MTdaBlacking 6 лет назад +12

      But...Never mind.

    • @EvilExcalibur
      @EvilExcalibur 6 лет назад +4

      Skippy is still alive? Last I heard he had no limbs anymore

    • @bloodstoneore4630
      @bloodstoneore4630 6 лет назад +6

      That guy with the face what's that Skippy? Limbs aren't vital organs? What good news

  • @oscarlangdon3233
    @oscarlangdon3233 6 лет назад +15

    I like how when I type "agony zp" the first result is hunt the Freeman
    Hmm I wonder why ?

  • @Rinocapz
    @Rinocapz 6 лет назад

    "11 is just like 1, repatition you see." Brilliant!

  • @OneEdge_
    @OneEdge_ 6 лет назад +6

    4:42 Is that a mouth I spotted there for a split second?
    Outrageous.

  • @RaydeusMX
    @RaydeusMX 6 лет назад +83

    So glad Yahtz finally reviewed Marriage Simulator 2018 .

    • @cole1714
      @cole1714 6 лет назад +27

      marriage, am i rite, folks???? whomst else hates their wife!!! hahahhah thank you ill be here all week

    • @Spore9996
      @Spore9996 6 лет назад +6

      nessknowsbest
      Or you know, just a really old dad joke that's been around for CENTURIES.

    • @Chungussy
      @Chungussy 6 лет назад

      Hadron V been around for centuries... just like sexism

    • @Spore9996
      @Spore9996 6 лет назад +4

      The best jokes are the most offensive. Get over yourself.

    • @Chungussy
      @Chungussy 6 лет назад +2

      Hadron V my comment seems to have offended you more than the original offended anyone. So I'll take that as high praise. Thank you.

  • @joeschmo8755
    @joeschmo8755 3 года назад +7

    The guys who designed hell in agony deserve an award. The game sucks but it’s the best depiction of hell in any game.

  • @chirpynsleepy958
    @chirpynsleepy958 6 лет назад +1

    Ha! Slough humour! I'm sure the 5 of us that understood that joke found it halarious. Much appreciated.

  • @TheDoctorOfThrills
    @TheDoctorOfThrills 4 года назад +10

    Tagging this game with "psychological horror" is actually wrong. This kind of horror is visceral/body horror, and it really needs to be a tag, because there is a threshold people can withstand visceral horror. There is a difference between this and gore alone. Gore is a simple presence, visceral horror is a pillar of design.

  • @JerkyMurky
    @JerkyMurky 6 лет назад

    The way you said bitch at 2:10...
    I dont think i have ever physically recoiled at the word before, but that did it.

  • @casualcraftman1599
    @casualcraftman1599 6 лет назад +36

    So Agony is just a 2018 version of Outlast 2.

    • @ibdgonzo
      @ibdgonzo 6 лет назад +8

      Casual CraftMan
      Multiplied by 50

    • @Skarlet_Sun
      @Skarlet_Sun 6 лет назад +7

      Casual CraftMan after playing both I can tell you Agony has a thousand thousand times more disgusting imagery than outlast 2, and is glitchy as hell (lol) too.

  • @codlogic7060
    @codlogic7060 6 лет назад

    Im glad my friend showed me this channel.

  • @CassReidIsSomeone
    @CassReidIsSomeone 6 лет назад +5

    Yahtz is quite familiar with a land covered in jam.

  • @devlafford
    @devlafford 6 лет назад +1

    It actually transcribed it in a way that made sense. The miracle of modern technology. Wow.

  • @ethanedwards3357
    @ethanedwards3357 6 лет назад +12

    To say this, and I'm stealing a quote from Yahtzee, Agony is bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody, bad, bad, bad, bad. Don't, don't, don't, don't play it.

    • @DrSX
      @DrSX 3 года назад +2

      To steal another quote: It's alright, you can swear on the internet, your mum probably isn't going to read it.

  • @underachievers666
    @underachievers666 6 лет назад

    Thank you for being alive

  • @quetzalthegamer
    @quetzalthegamer 6 лет назад +340

    Never clicked on something faster.

    • @TheGodshatter
      @TheGodshatter 6 лет назад

      God of the Wind seriously lol!

    • @xDarkAngelxc
      @xDarkAngelxc 6 лет назад

      God of the Wind Damn near broke my thumb.

    • @Perfectlydonebylilac
      @Perfectlydonebylilac 6 лет назад +1

      sir swag released a video 10 seconds before, so it sadly took priority

    • @quintoncraig9299
      @quintoncraig9299 6 лет назад

      It still feels like yesterday when it demo'ed.

  • @BurnedSoap
    @BurnedSoap 6 лет назад

    Props to the transcriber. Good job.

  • @bloodmachine6049
    @bloodmachine6049 6 лет назад +5

    I'm still waiting for the uncesored version. I just really like the style of the game.

  • @illakelsin9055
    @illakelsin9055 6 лет назад

    Hilarious, man. Glad youre still making these.

  • @porkyrip658
    @porkyrip658 6 лет назад +40

    Predicting the joke about the game being agony to play

    • @Chaos.A
      @Chaos.A 6 лет назад +2

      That was kind of the point

  • @hubertusxvi6877
    @hubertusxvi6877 6 лет назад

    Every Wednesday when I come home from college, I get a new ZP episode, I LOVE IT

  • @cmazzeno
    @cmazzeno 6 лет назад +46

    Still waiting for that Vampyr Zero Punctuation review

    • @cmazzeno
      @cmazzeno 6 лет назад

      SimpleMindedGoat I've seen plenty of other reviews. I just wanna see yahtz rip into it.

    • @SpiralDownward
      @SpiralDownward 6 лет назад

      SimpleMindedGoat How do you mean "Dark Souls Lite"? Like, story-wise? Or gameplay?

    • @SpiralDownward
      @SpiralDownward 6 лет назад

      SimpleMindedGoat Sounds a bit more like Bloodborne than Dark Souls. I might check it out

    • @SpiralDownward
      @SpiralDownward 6 лет назад

      SimpleMindedGoat Heh =P
      Alright, thanks bruv

    • @TheREALHugo4
      @TheREALHugo4 6 лет назад +1

      SimpleMindedGoat Whatever. Vampyr is a failure.

  • @quacktac
    @quacktac 5 лет назад

    Someone actually did a great job of transcribing that.

  • @Bluecho4
    @Bluecho4 6 лет назад +10

    I've found it really odd how similar this game is to another game that came out recently, called Lust For Darkness. It's a survival horror game where the protagonist also wanders through a hellish dimension, except it's a Giger-esque lust dimension, and you're only in it half the time. The other half is in a posh mansion.
    The plot of this (short) game is that a normal bloke (an architect) finds out his missing wife has been kidnapped for a year by a sex cult, and she manages to get him to arrive at their mansion full of sex toys and weird art pieces, on the eve of their big ritual that also happens to be a huge occult orgy. Because of course the sex cult has a huge ritual that is also an orgy, and they want to bring the onset of Sexy Apocalypse (though this game has strains of Lovecraft, so the sex dimension they want is considerably less sexy than was advertised). And so the protagonist has to pop back and forth between the mansion and Giger-land, in order to save his wife and escape the cult.
    Yahtzee should check it out. It will only take, like, two hours to get through the whole thing.

  • @miguelsiguenza4014
    @miguelsiguenza4014 6 лет назад

    The shade at the beginning of this made me lol

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 6 лет назад +800

    Too bad, I really like the disgusting gun design from the gameplay I saw.
    Edit I’m an idiot

    • @nickmoradi711
      @nickmoradi711 6 лет назад +329

      Pajamapants Jack not the same game, thats scorn

    • @Ninjahero51264
      @Ninjahero51264 6 лет назад +284

      That's Scorn. A way better game. Agony was just an edgy hell game. Scorn is more Giger-esque and biomechanical.

    • @AFlyingTaco1
      @AFlyingTaco1 6 лет назад +127

      I'm glad I wasn't the only one who got this garbage confused with Scorn.

    • @naedanger123
      @naedanger123 6 лет назад +32

      Hunter Oh thank god, I mixed them up too and was wondering where all the guns and actual combat went

    • @antaresmaelstrom5365
      @antaresmaelstrom5365 6 лет назад +8

      Well there is a scorn demo you can see some people play though it is rather short.

  • @DoctorMandible
    @DoctorMandible 6 лет назад

    Literally your best video

  • @user-lh7mt7zo7l
    @user-lh7mt7zo7l 2 года назад +3

    Pretty much all of this applies to Scorn aswell

  • @TyTang24
    @TyTang24 6 лет назад

    turned on CC after the "eurgh" segment and rewinded. pleasantly surprised by the transcribing, though i don't know if it would've made sense if i was deaf and hadn't heard it first.

  • @paradoxacres1063
    @paradoxacres1063 6 лет назад +199

    Knowing that Yahtzee will one day review *HuniePop*
    it fills me with determination!

  • @Andrei-ck7lv
    @Andrei-ck7lv 6 лет назад

    The part regarding stealth mechanics made my day.

  • @Oversensitive-S-poster
    @Oversensitive-S-poster 6 лет назад +13

    0:47 was that a zoe quinn reference i see there?

  • @nathanputzeys1170
    @nathanputzeys1170 6 лет назад

    4:42 IS THAT A MOUTH? You scared me with this shit, I wasn't prepared

  • @callmebomb
    @callmebomb 6 лет назад +41

    It's not that psychological, more just, eww

    • @Firestar4041
      @Firestar4041 6 лет назад +8

      Which apparently passes for psychology today in games.

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 6 лет назад

      "Eww" is technically a psychological response. :V

    • @quintoncraig9299
      @quintoncraig9299 6 лет назад +3

      If you keep thinking about it after playing it, it's psychological horror.
      (Well, if you aren't laughing at it that is.)

  • @EnsignGeneric
    @EnsignGeneric 5 лет назад +2

    Recently saw a demo video for this game's sequel, and I just can't wait for Yahtzee to review that one. His disdain will likely tear a hole in reality.

  • @AveGluteusMaximus
    @AveGluteusMaximus 6 лет назад +3

    I enjoyed the story and thought it just needed a little more fleshing out so that people who don't know The Book of Revelation (most people playing these videogames nowadays) might also get into the references. Frankly, I had to look some stuff up myself but it answered lots of the questions I was left with at the end in a rather satisfying way (Hunter of Souls, Seven Headed Beast, Tower of Babylon etc.). It was an ambitious goal of a story that a small team simply could not realize in the context of a fun game. They got caught between "story" and "fun game" and fell a little short of both. Still, I think they deserve some props for trying. It's still a cool and unusual concept on paper that beats all the shitty unoriginal AAA cash grabs that dominate the game scene today (imo)

  • @shanepye7078
    @shanepye7078 5 лет назад

    Like a real doll, smeared with ground beef... Awesome

  • @JD867
    @JD867 6 лет назад +202

    Such edgy, so evul

    • @RufusOmega
      @RufusOmega 6 лет назад +5

      How is it edgy? Explain please.

    • @HadBabits
      @HadBabits 6 лет назад +13

      Rufus - Look up "Woosh" and consider the grammar and spelling in the comment :B

    • @RufusOmega
      @RufusOmega 6 лет назад +2

      Just because he was being a little memelord doesn't mean the content of the comment wasn't sincere.

    • @CPSPD
      @CPSPD 6 лет назад +17

      RufusOmega yeah mon an edgy hell setting with death, boobs, gore, LABIA APPLES and women being raped in the background is not edgy it’s actually intellectual STEMlord art. Actually it’s quite downplayed! *tips fedora*

    • @HadBabits
      @HadBabits 6 лет назад +6

      So you're saying, and please correct me if I'm wrong, they could've sincerely came here to leave a 4 word comment, doge style, to inform Yahtzee's audience of both the edginess and evul of Agony? o3o

  • @LAVATORR
    @LAVATORR 6 лет назад

    Video hasn't started yet, BUT
    1) I am really looking forward to this because
    1b) Agony is a fascinating trainwreck
    Don't let me down, Bennihana Crowshaw.

  • @willia_music
    @willia_music 6 лет назад +3

    This review had more gore than the game

  • @douglasclark8648
    @douglasclark8648 6 лет назад

    That closing line!

  • @carlosheras7139
    @carlosheras7139 6 лет назад +3

    Is it me or is there much more punctuation these days?

    • @Flood520
      @Flood520 6 лет назад

      We all get older...

  • @GabrielOnuris
    @GabrielOnuris 6 лет назад

    Ok, I stopped at 0:24 to see a portion of your Steam library. No regrets.

  • @Toasterloaf
    @Toasterloaf 4 года назад +3

    This game looked really interesting during the reveal trailer. Shame it went tits up. HAH!

  • @TheNathanchavez96
    @TheNathanchavez96 6 лет назад

    they did transcribe it and it was great.

  • @solairehearts3071
    @solairehearts3071 6 лет назад +59

    S W A G O N Y

  • @chwenhoou
    @chwenhoou 2 года назад

    2:00 Well, that sums up Evil Dead 2013 in a nutshell.

  • @GretgorPooper
    @GretgorPooper 6 лет назад +15

    Goodness me, yet another game that thinks shock equals horror. Not only that, it doesn't even pull off the shock correctly, what with gruesome-looking things being the boring rule instead of the unexpected exception.

    • @RufusOmega
      @RufusOmega 6 лет назад +4

      It's not even trying to be shocking, or horror. It's a glorified walking simulator that depicts a very old puritanical view of hell and religion's demonising of women. And as such it pulls off what it was trying to achieve quite well.

    • @REgamesplayer
      @REgamesplayer 4 года назад

      @DejaVoodooDoll Press F if you are getting lost. It will literally show where to go. I'm playing game right now and it has some terrific level design. Yahtzee is a poor gaming journalist as he often fails to give devil his due. He can only bash and often cheaply at that too.

  • @rotz394
    @rotz394 4 года назад +2

    This game should've stayed with the Adults Only rating.

  • @DarknessCalling
    @DarknessCalling 6 лет назад +178

    The game was made for edginess sake. Like hatred. They're both shit, and they're both fuel for the twats who hate video games. Perhaps that's who made them? People who fundemantally lack understanding of what a game is, why it's fun, and what makes it good?

    • @NotAFakeName1
      @NotAFakeName1 6 лет назад +46

      DarknessCalling when I first heard about it it sounded like a pretty cool horror game though. You're stuck in hell, powerless, forced to run away from all the demons and shit. Sounds like it ended up being executed poorly, but I think it deserves a little more credit than being compared to hatred.

    • @RufusOmega
      @RufusOmega 6 лет назад +4

      How was this made just for the sake of edginess? Explain.

    • @49mozzer
      @49mozzer 6 лет назад +24

      Hatred was quite clearly taking the piss though while Agony wasn't. Just read some of the billboards ingame and you'll understand.

    • @krayzoman
      @krayzoman 6 лет назад +6

      I think you're thinking of the last 5 to 10 EA cash grabs. I actually paid for the newest Far Cry; it was OK, had no replayability, and now I'm already hearing about the next one. I feel bad for Assassin's Creed fans. :/

    • @krayzoman
      @krayzoman 6 лет назад +5

      I think the first minute of Yahtzee's video on the game sums it up, even though the game was in development long before Trump was a presidential candidate.
      If you want to look deeper, you could say it's as edgy as every other game where the player gets to live out the fantasy of being the most inexplicably badass and important person in every room, something I'm sure every incel and edgelord can relate to.
      Edit; to answer the question I think you were asking (how is your comment relevant to the topic), my comment was aimed at the last portion of Darkness'.

  • @KillerOrca
    @KillerOrca 6 лет назад

    Anyone else turn on CC just to see what the subtitles said when he poked fun at them?

  • @rodrigodepierola
    @rodrigodepierola 6 лет назад +4

    "Agony: The Whore of Babylon" coming soon.

  • @rock3793
    @rock3793 6 лет назад

    the mist balances both just put a game in that world

  • @hrruben5135
    @hrruben5135 6 лет назад +3

    There is only one Leather Goddesses of Phobos. Don't deny it:

  • @Slythin
    @Slythin 6 лет назад

    Harumph! The game devs ought to have known that the only way to make a world composed entirely of raspberry jam properly terrifying is by making the jam carnivorous.

  • @drzoidberg19855
    @drzoidberg19855 6 лет назад +4

    That description of games journalism, wew lad.

  • @Avellar3000
    @Avellar3000 6 лет назад

    "Fucking transcribe that one" - I fucking checked the CC just for this!

  • @zeromailss
    @zeromailss 6 лет назад +9

    I hope Agony 2 is better, it has the potential

    • @sibanbgd100
      @sibanbgd100 6 лет назад +10

      にゃあエイリアンMeowAlien I, an intellectual, am waiting for agony 2 remastered

    • @darkartsdabbler2407
      @darkartsdabbler2407 5 лет назад +1

      Fuckin' near anything can be said to "have potential"

  • @barthvader95
    @barthvader95 5 лет назад

    2:10 Wikiquote actually quoted that bit on the ZP quotes page, and the "fucking transcribe that one, bitch!" sentence links to that old "challenge accepted" image macro.

  • @Zerpderp0
    @Zerpderp0 6 лет назад +5

    Why does Yahtzee strike me as the game journalist who would be in favor of what steam just did?

    • @S.AgentGadriel7369
      @S.AgentGadriel7369 6 лет назад +4

      Well, they're either talking about how Valve made a bold (if questionable) choice to ban visual novels from Steam, or the more recent decision to allow anything that does not explicitly break the law on Steam, after the backlash proved a bit bigger then Valve had expected.

    • @quintoncraig9299
      @quintoncraig9299 6 лет назад +2

      +S.Agent
      (excuse the pirate accent)
      I thinks it be the latter, land lubber.

    • @mufi1008
      @mufi1008 6 лет назад +2

      censored gaming refute this news ruclips.net/video/MTxIbNR_3oU/видео.html

  • @casualcraftman1599
    @casualcraftman1599 6 лет назад +1

    For those in agony of E3 2018 hype, next Zero Punctuation video is about E3 2018.
    You can watch it now the Escapist website
    www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/117204-E3-2018-Yahtzee-Zero-ZP

  • @DrWub
    @DrWub 6 лет назад +3

    Agony, that was what i felt while playing this game.

    • @MrSamulai
      @MrSamulai 6 лет назад +3

      So you decided to make that joke even after watching a video that made fun of people who would make that joke?

    • @DrWub
      @DrWub 6 лет назад

      MrSamulai yeah I couldn't help it

  • @PorchPotatoMike
    @PorchPotatoMike 6 лет назад

    I really have no interest in video games, but I love watching your videos because they crack me up. Good work!

  • @thattypicalslimy8548
    @thattypicalslimy8548 6 лет назад +33

    What a fitting name, people are in agony while playing this horrible game.

    • @stillnousername9796
      @stillnousername9796 6 лет назад +8

      HAHAHAHAHA YOU KNOW WHAT WAS ALSO AGONY?
      THE NEW GHOSTBUSTERS!
      YOU KNOW WHAT ISN'T AGONY?
      My mate's new game, Blue Breakfast Tech. Well made game, good gameplay, please check it out.

    • @quintoncraig9299
      @quintoncraig9299 6 лет назад

      It wasn't *that* bad.
      I mean, it's not like it's Skyrim's intro sequence or anything.
      (I can't even try to make a new character anymore. [shudders])

    • @quintoncraig9299
      @quintoncraig9299 6 лет назад

      I've been playing Skyrim (legendary Edition) exclusively on Xbox (360), since I don't have it on PC...

    • @thattypicalslimy8548
      @thattypicalslimy8548 6 лет назад

      At least it wasn't fallout 3's terrible intro.

  • @Diarmuhnd
    @Diarmuhnd 6 лет назад

    The most entertaining game reviews in the entire world