r/Technicallythetruth | this kid is correct tho
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I'm probably falling for social engineering, but the crayon thing is essentially real-ish. The label is functionally the wick. I think they went back to the fully paper label for more than just sustainability.
It works, or it used to work.
@@ladykoiwolfe it's functionally the same as human compustion. Just reverse candle.
All the emergencies that became double emergencies because not only did they have the first emergency they then also had a fire started by an uncontained burning crayon.
@@zotaninoron3548 yeah, they absolutely should have burned it in a tin can or something non flammable. It's not meant to be uncontained. No fire, not even an actual candle should ever be burned in an uncontained situation. That's how wildfires start or house fires in this case.
I was gonna say can’t the wrapper work as a wick?
11:14 the "c" is really just a weird checkmark. The teacher counted it as right and said they were sorry about the kid's grandfather being dead.
It actually stands for correct..
@AxolotlQueen thank you someone who could think about it
it means correct.
@@ShadyMicrowave i already said that
@@AxolotlQueen I know
Next Starbucks drink: the bean waterception
The video hadn't loaded yet, and I saw your comment and I just died
Next EmKay merch drink.
Costs $37 for the 4 oz version, $65 for the 6 oz version, and $82 for the 7 oz version, but you get 50 cents off your next order if you recycle.
@@WilburJaywright y e s
@@L00z3rB01 y e a
“Here at Aperture Science, all employee coffee vending machines use soy based creamer! That’s 65% more bean water per bean water.”
Also, milk is made from whole milk and powdered milk. More milk per milk!
@@denverarnold6210 um, no: That’s just not funny. 🫤
@@WilburJaywright i disagree
@@denverarnold6210 yeah, I know. That’s why you posted the reply in the first place.
this comment section is hilarious
7:44 reminds me of a joke:
Hiring officer: "Can you explain this gap in your resume?"
Man: "That's when I went to Yale."
Hiring officer (impressed): "Congratulations, you're hired!"
Man: "Thanks! I really need this Yob."
i just got this joke
Good one!
Reading this just reminded me of back when I was living in New Haven, CT (the place where Yale is located) and was sitting at the bar when one friend was being introduced to another it went like this,
"Nick, this is Duggie from Yale"
Nick responds, "Hey I'm Nicky from jail!"
(And my homie wasn't lying either! LOL) 😆
1:35
Correction, bean water in berry water.
Coffee is a berry, not a bean.
The coffee "beans" you're familiar with are the seed/pit of the berry.😊
so then bean water in pit water?
So more like bean water in seed water
Found the Redditor
@@tatiana4050 That's why I make my coffee with jizz.
🤓
5:50
"You know how to land this thing right?"
"Of course I do. Landing just means, uh, stop flying?"
And flying is just throwing yourself at the ground and missing.
@viddork Hello, fellow reader of the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy series.
Funny thing is even with solar power, there are a few sites where they use mirrors to redirect sunlight to a central point to, you guessed it, boil water to turn a turbine.
If I remember correctly, the crayon thing i suppose to work because the paper on the outside of the crayon acts like the wick with the wax of the crayon serving the function that candle wax does.
Never tested it so i wouldn't know if its actually true.
Ive tried it before and it doesnt work very well, the paper quickly absorbs the hot wax and self extinguishes
Yes, I want a big embroidered Emkay mug
Same
Not same
There are two types of people: "same" and "not same"
@@fourofspades1 dont forget the real and ong
Sesame
I know Robin's question about merch is a test from Emkay headquarters to see how we all feel about it, so I'm just gonna say: I would not buy a hat or a tshirt or a sweater- frankly I have too many clothes lol. I would however buy a signed and framed photo of that one pic of Robin where he's at the doorbell camera looking like an absolute freak! Thank you and please consider.
absolutely 100% yes i fully agree
OMG I CANT BELIEVE ROBIN ACTUALLY FINALLY LOST IT HE DIED DUDE HE IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Robin, thank you for spreading joy.
Editor, thanks for putting up with all the crap and the requests (plus beating RUclips), you're doing an amazing job.
Everyone else, if you wanna know how I feel about you, have a stretch, I'll wait …
…Done yet? You know that awesome feeling you get before those involuntary stretch noises, that's how I feel about you.
Aww, that's genuinely so sweet, best and rarest compliment ever
Thank you so much. I needed to hear that.
The name Tobias is the real chad name
I slaughtered a family of ants just because I wanted to.
Preach, my man. ❤😅
For the crayon thing: Yes, they can burn. The wrapping around it acts like a wick.
Remember: every crash is technically a successful landing.
Generally the criteria for a "good" landing is that you should be able to walk away from the plane afterwards. Being able to fly the next day is just a bonus.
Another popular queen would also be our tech queen, Lexi!
Apart from that, this is another enjoyable subreddit I'm happy to listen to Robin cover. If you see this Robin, you're a good fella, treat yourself to a cookie.
Oh, and I'd buy some EmKay merchandise, too :D
All hail thy Queen! /hj
So true
The Queen Lexi‼
LEXI :3
oh
the teacher who didn’t give the kid the point for saying freddie should be fired
12:58, it took me a second to remember a group of crows is called a murder. 🤓
It took me 3 videos to realize the plural of crow
I ordered a pizza and the person said," can I have a name." My response," did your parents not give you a name?" His response, " I mean the name for the pizza." My response," I don't name my pizza's."
Yeah, Walter is the villian, I hope everyone who watches realizes that. I absolutely hated him by the end of the show. But in a good way, he was very well written like the rest of the show. And you're supposed to hate him.
Is this sarcasm?
@@CornerMike no, it's the truth and he is 100% right.
@@RandomFellow780 oh ok
He's like Light in Death Note.
@@Skoopyghost finaly someone get's it
1:39 "If I put more bean water into my bean water, I get more bean water per bean water" Robin Nelson 2023
We heard you like bean water so we put bean water in your bean water so you can bean water while you bean water ;)
Teazibit, my man.
@@malfolin ?
@@Kitsuna_Gacha Xzibit but teazibit, from pump my water.
@@malfolin I'm only more confused... -.-'
@@Kitsuna_Gacha do you know the show Pump my ride, Xzibit was the main face and he said a phrase: "We put your TV into another TV so when you are watching TV you are watching another TV" (or something like this I don't remember, I was watching it on different language), you just changed TV to bean water so thats why I wrote Teazibit (Tea+Xzibit).
12:30 you're completely missing the point. Our money isn't backed by gold anymore, it isn't backed by anything. So it's not a Big Mac vs. a bar of gold, it's a Big Mac vs. nothing, and yeah the Big Mac is worth a little bit more than the nothing. 😂
2:16 Robin actually lost it for realsy
0:09 Damn it give my man at least a half point please
0:34
Technically the paper rapping of the crayon is the wick
16:32 can confirm as a trans person that is how I feel
05:35 my grandfather who could fly planes always said that the take-off was the hardest part to learn, cause you will always land in one way or another. learning how to land without breaking the plane or anyone/-thing in it is the 2nd hardest part about learning to fly a plane.
Robin became the more milk per milk dude 😂
2:09 i would love a black sweatshirt with the logo on the chest kinda under armor style
17:02 actually, only photovoltaic panels don't have to warm up water and work directly with light, but heat panels are also common (more so around the equator since they work on heat) and those types of solar panels also just heat up water xD
Idly considering heat panels 53.5 degrees north: because the energy conversion rate is better than you get with PV. Would need to use a coolant other than just plain water though (maybe just air which I saw on RUclips video once). Low grade heat then can then be run through a heat pump.
Edit: Ground-source heat-pump may be just simpler.
Id love to have an Emkay mug. As long as i can AFFORD IT. But knowing you guys it so would be affordable
Not if you aren't American. Price is almost double for Canadians even though we have a more stable economy
My jaw dropped at the kurtis conner thing. It definitely is 💀
If I recall correctly, a one Mrs. Hodgens is the only know individual to have been struck by an asteroid. She survived her encounter. This lends credence to Robin's claims that women are impervious to asteroids.
Adding extra bean water to your bean water doesnt make it more bean per water, but it does increase the complexity of each unit bean per unit water
in order to get extra unit bean per unit water you would need to then boil off water until your bean water has the same mass it did before extra bean water was added
12:22 yes, the big mac redeem coin thing is the most stable currency in the world, one coin is worth 7.26 USD, twice the strongest currency, the KWD, at 3.26 USD, as of now.
The bean water reminded me that I recently found out that my grandmother actually put powdered milk in her families milk to get more milk per milk.
For anyone asking
“C” means correct
I’m pretty sure I had every kind of teacher when it can to grading my work
I swear it was different everytime
9:10 forearmed gun: "men rob bank"
6:53
Tip from the Literature Club: Don't judge a book by it's cover!
*Most people learn to do this the hard way.*
You mean THAT Literature Club?
OMG I CANT BELIEVE ROBIN ACTUALLY FINALLY LOST IT HE DIED DUDE HE IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!
15:30 no he wasnt a peice of sh*t , he was just doing his job right after a certain point of the series. thas how a meth cook should act , not like he was acting at the start of the series. he didnt become a peice of sh*t , he became man that does his job right
Robin has never met a woman before in his life
Dude was probs born out of his dad then or smthn
Another big-brain answer to the "depluralise a film" post that I saw was Bambus.
Because in Latin the suffix -i, denotes the plural, and -us is singular.
i love the amount of comments in 'newest first' shouting about how robin died at 1:20, maybe it is possible to make it to half the comments.
1:34 "people who refill their half-empty water bottles are just putting water in water"
"They are all queen together"
-Robin, 2023
Any question you feel even slight-pause to answer, should be responded with, "I signed an NDA".
1:34 I agree with robin. Getting more bean water per bean water is much better so there’s really no problem with putting bean water in bean water honestly
13:42 my question will be what was the whale doing in the Amazon Forest in the first place?
Probably living until it died.
@@bluenymph4 but how did it get there?
@@macailynphares9922 I'm no scientist, but I think it may be related to the laws of physics.
As a trans person i can 100% confirm that i feel with my hands
When someone refers to me as a "smartass", I just reply with "Yes, my bottom got a good education"
I do want a picture of Robin's face on a shirt tho
12:45 I'm losing it over the names "Andy Felterbush" and "Anita Dikenme"
12:18 - He starts talking about a bar of gold right after the poster specifically pointed out that money is no longer backed by gold. On top of that he has the nerve to be snarky about it.
5:52 I seem to remember Amy Wong asking everyone to remain calm "until the plane comes to a complete crash"...
I, as a british, do have thanksgiving, my dad is american so that explains it, i was always confused why my friends didn’t celebrate it until i found out😂
Big mac coin: the coin would be immun to inflation. So if the currency should get week over years and the price for a Big Mac doubles, you'd still only need one coin to get one. So the BMC stays stable while the currency falls. On the other hand, if the currency gets stronger, than the BMC loses in value. So I'd only hoard the BMCs, if I see an economical crisis coming in which McDonalds is not suffering that much.
0:43 the wrapper acts as a wick.
timestamp 15:12 - the human body is actually fairly inefficient at absorbing oxygen from the air, so they will survive notably longer than in an inert gas environment, but yes they will still die.
I would definitely buy an emkay mug.
A vanilla soy latte is really just a sweet 3-bean soup.
There were a lot of new ones here - love it! Also, hang in there Robin! I don't think I'm in a position to judge your intelligence, but you're a great narrator! I love the videos you do; you're my favourite narrator!
2:20
an actual conversation from history
german: your soldiers may be good at shooting, but our army is twice as big as yours, so what will you do
polish general: shoot twice and go home
19:15
I don't really think you want to be a dinosaur.......
i mean, if you're okay with being dead then go ahead, but i know i wouldn't
>:)
I most definitely need an EmKay coffee bucket.
As someone that was big dumb at like 15 and tried something from 5 minute crafts or something like that, crayons do burn!
Tried to recycle some broken crayons into a candle and it was nice until the whole thing had flames 5 inches high
1:17 I thought it would be because George looks like he’s screaming
Fun fact about the Big Mac Coin.
Some economist wanted a way to compare the Millitary spending between two countries, because how much does it cost to house, cloth, feed a soldier in USA vs another country.
So he sought something that could be bought in almost any country, that is mostly the same, so equal value, and that he could compare the prices of.
The result is the Big Mac Index, and though it's kind of a joke, it does give an indication of the value of a local currency.
3:53 Ohhhhh, thats why people take of their glasses when they meet me.
Mom: "I'm not saying you're wrong, honey, I'm saying I'm not buying you a dinosaur costume"
OMG I CANT BELIVE ROBIN ACTUALLY FINALLY LOST IT HE DIED DUDE HE IS DEAD!!!!!!!
count the exclamation points better
0:59 have you ever met a married woman who is invonerable to an asteroid
I'll take a dart board with Robins face......PLEASE
What happened to venom and negativity lol.
"Can you explain this gap in your resume?"
Indeed. That's... why I'm here.
I remember in preschool, my preschool teacher lit a crayon on fire to show it was wax and it was flammable. Thinking back on it now, she shouldnt have been lighting fires near 4-5 year olds.
19:15 my friend did something similar. On World Book Day, where I come from you go to school dressed up as your favourite book character. So my friend came in dressed as Spider-Man, his argument to the teacher who questioned him being “comic books are books, it’s there in the name”
5:09 to answer your question robin, at least 3
Mk: I’ve never met a single woman who was not invulnerable to an asteroid.
Asteroid: attacks
Women: I’m dumping you John.
Haha, once again I claim this comment section for all of mankind. You guys know the rules; No aliens and also don't trust Dave, he's a facehugger thing.
Beep boop.
I mean, "hello my fellow perfectly normal Earth Hoomans."
14:13 The True answer to the test is NONE of the above, salts are by definition non-acidic. They are the product of netralizing the acid. Example, Neutralizing hydrochloric acid will give you table salt...
16:18 I think this photo is post-trade…
I'm never going to believe Robin when he calls himself stupid, because regardless of however many random factoids or complicated academic skills he doesn't know he's got a lot of sense.
Freddie was the most popular queen that ever queened.
Omg no way! I live in the town where that dinosaur billboard is and pass it all the time it’s so fucking funny, the same church keeps putting stupid ads like that up there, the previous one said something like “Jesus doesn’t suck, you do!” It’s ridiculous
0:30 obviously the answer they were looking for was Trixie Mattel
Random Redditor: Depluralise a film.
Me: Everything Everywhere All At Once. Need I do more?
Id buy that Robin shirt just because literally nobody I know would understand and I'd find it hilarious to wear a shirt with an obviously real person's face on it that's photoshopped into nightmare fuel
"Do you think we should make EmKay merch?"
10 months later: We have EmKay merch
If you where to make mugs, I would literally buy your entire stock of them
2:40 actually having a kitchen next to my bed would be great: context I'm fat, me love foods
2:39 might be cramped, but on the plus side, it's easy to fix yourself breakfast in bed. You hardly even have to get out of the bed to do it!
1:34 As a mask wearing alien once said: “Coffee is just bean soup”
16:27 I personally use my antennae.
I am eternally grateful that the true meaning of the word decimation has not been lost. Thank you, Robin.
GOTTA GET DEM EMKAY THIGH-HIGHS IF YALL KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN
The word you're looking for is "highlights", not thigh-highs.
I know they're strikingly similar, I understand the mix-up.
@@CarMedicine the funny thing is...
*you thought it was a mistype.*
@@CarMedicine You were joking, right?
@@Techno_Halo ye
Robin Failing economics is wonderfully entertaining
As a trans woman, i agree i feel with my hands, how i feel emotionally is whole nother story tho
1:44 I think Robin is the “more milk per milk” guy now
With the crayons, the paper of the wrapper acts as the wick
8:56 there is a poster in my school thats says "Dinosaurs never read books. Now they are extinct"