So, cats don't meow to mimic human cries. They do meow to kittens. And they do communicate to other cats at a pitch we can't hear. They meow to kittens because their ears aren't fully developed enough to hear how they talk to adult cats. They meow to us because they see us as giant kittens. That's also why they bring us dead animals. They're trying to teach us to hunt.
I dunno about you but my cat meows at me to give him food, and the dude can't even hunt the rat we have living somewhere behind our cabinets or something
I think kittens meow until they reach adulthood after they stop. But cats continue meowing to us as they are mimicking kittens’ meowing to trick their owners. I am not sure but I heard this somewhere.
@@neerajnandan3519 Honestly I think the whole "tricking owners" thing is a pretty human-centric interpretation, and thats why it's become so popular. Its more likely cats just see humans as a source of food, like a mommy cat they meow to for milk
As a Starbucks employee, let me learn you a thing. At first, starbucks only had 2 sizes. An 8 oz "short" and a 12 oz "tall". Then people wanted more, so they added a new size: a 16 oz "grande". Thats why its called grande. Because at the time, it was the biggest cup they had. Then people got greedy AGAIN so they added a 20 oz cup, "venti". Called venti because it's 20 oz. And they made the iced venti 26 oz so you would still get 20 oz of drink with the ice taken into account. And then they gave up and added the trenta, meaning 30, which was 30 oz with ice not taken into account because go away. Nothing matters. Just take your absurdly sized pink drink, no strawberry inclusions and vanilla sweet cream foam and leave us alone.
With the Italian size names and the growing sizes, we might get a "ma perche, questo è troppo alto!! è un metro alto!! che cazzo?!?" size from Starbucks in a decade
@@yourLocalSentientThing for anyone who doesnt understand italian (like myself) here is Google Translate's opinion on this matter: "but why, this is too high!! he's a meter tall!! what the fuck?!?"
For the glitter thing, I can totally see this. When I was in an art class in middle school, a kid dumped a jar of glitter on my head. He was suspended of course, and I thought it could wash right out. Unfortunately for me, I had a buzz cut. That glitter stayed in my hair for THREE WEEKS. The glitter was stuck to my head and it was itchy. It did not help with having a track meet the next day. I got second place, but not after being called a disco ball by the opposing track team. So yes, if I had the money, I would sue.
Glitter sticks around forever. I think it took three years until I stopped finding random particles in the oddest places after I used it to make Christmas decorations that one time.
I went to school with someone who was allergic to glitter so they basically had to miss school on firdays (pep rally) bc everyone used glitter and they would break out in really bad hives
9:02 the meows dont actually mimic human infant cries, but their purr resonates at a very similar frequency to a baby crying. This is to activate our maternal/paternal instinct, this making us more caring and/or generous. And it freaking works. NOTE: my knowledge on cats and the fact that I'm 13 should give you an idea of how I spend my free time.
As someone who has logged, YES LOGS BOUNCE! If you drop a log on a hard surface they will bounce, i don’t think falling off the back of a simi is high enough to make a log bounce over the hood of a car, but if you drop one from high enough then they absolutely could bounce that high. And if i remember correctly, the dryer the log the more the bounce.
@@Deffrag Good question, whether you find them funny or not they will still be around and there will still be people who find it funny. I found it funny that it somehow still came up long after the time when it was popular.
I loved when @@Deffrag said "oh my god when will this unfunny ass joke end" and then complained all over the replies, truly a youtube moment of all time
The funny thing about the “al-gebra” joke is that the word “algebra” actually is a borrowing from Arabic “al-jabr”, part of the title of an influential treatise on algebra that introduced many of the core techniques like balancing the equation and completing the square. Relatedly, the author’s name al-Khwarizmi is also the source of the word “algorithm”.
@@tatiana4050 A Corn Allergy is a SERIOUS problem in almost ANY 1st world nation... Think of how many food/drink products are sweetened with High-Fructose CORN Syrup?
@@HappilyHomicidalHooligan none in Europe. Its sugar here. Only imported American drinks have corn syrup. But a lot of things have soy in them. So soy allergy is bigger problem. Or gluten
Same but multiple food intolerances and a few medication, food and pet allergies 🥲 At face value it doesn’t seem that bad but my stomach is screaming whenever I eat pizza, spaghetti, white bread, more than a little processed sugar… *is there anything I can eat with zero reactions?!* and can I touch anything?! Cats give me a rash, my saliva gives me a rash, my own finger nails give me a rash, certain narcotic pain medications give me severe rashes, adhesive on EKG tape and other medical tape In hospitals gives me hives so bad that water makes me cry. *I have a very high pain tolerance and it makes me cry.* *ARE WE CURSED??*
2:00 Answer: Tolkien had an explanation for this. The text we read is intended to be thought of as a translation of the characters' dialogue from the language they speak in the setting into English. As such, the orc would actually have used an analogous figure of speech in his own language and Tolkien just represented it in English with that phrase.
The one about "hey," though... I have a vivid memory from my childhood where my grandparents were taking me and my sister somewhere while they were in town visiting, and my grandfather got lost. My sister had always been a pretty independent kid who refused to be silenced, and my grandmother a bit overbearing and intimidating. So I, a kid terrified of getting in trouble, got to sit by and witness this cycle where my grandmother would say something that bothered my sister, my sister would responde with an indignant "Hey!", and my grandmother would respond with "Hey is for horses!" All I could really do was attempt to soothe my sister, because I knew how to pick my battles, but we were only about 7 or 8 at the time. Kinda sad how that's one of the memories that popped up on my way to see her grave last week... 😬
I don't care what anyone else says. I am completely convinced that purse makers at some point, got together with women's pants fashion designers and gave them a kickback to not put pockets in pants, so they could sell more purses. It may not be true now, but this is a conspiracy theory I am willing to fight for.
@@nickm2629 Men are more logical and just don't buy defective goods in droves regardless of how "fashionable" it is because they see a shitty product for what it is, marketing be damned. Certainly wouldn't bully other men for not buying the shitty "fashion pants".
15:42 Depends on the facility. My sister runs a greenhouse and she gives those little chlorophyll-filled shits more love and attention than they could ever need. She truly is a crazy plant lady.
The orc saying "menu" makes perfect sense, as he is probably not actually speaking English, but rather the meaning of his words are being translated for us to understand them. That's the beauty of fantasy languages and why I don't fret so much over what any of my fantasy characters say when I write, because they're not actually speaking English to begin with.
True, however the very concept of a menu is probably foreign to the Orcs who just eat whatever is available. I think they would probably say that meat is now available or something, on a translation for that would be menu to make it familiar and Flow better.
8:36. My Mario Movie prediction was, immediately after the cast was announced I thought, "Bowser is gonna sing." Did I think he would end up going as hard as he did? I don't think anyone on the outside saw that coming. But Jack Black did it, and the world is richer for it.
What if they incorporated that into a video game? The forbidden inventory slot that you have to practice using before it becomes useful, and even then, your HP goes down a bit if you move the wrong way...
1:16 this is actually more common than you'd think! Lily isn't even trained for cardiac and still does cardiac alerts kind of by instinct. And it's common enough for diabetic alert dogs to alert on others that reddit has over a dozen stories of it. My guide dog once identified an issue in the water closet. I called out maintenance because she kept leading me to it. Turns out a drain was clogged in there and it was an inch deep.
4:45 so for a bit more info on this bit, the guy made the "witches" so annoyed they started claiming he was a warlock who was powerful enough yo be immune to their hexes instead of admitting they weren't witches.
@@littlewolfyzapling8810”and for even more info this whole issue of an entire new disease was because people didn’t respect the beliefs of people and forced them to get vaccinated but not make others wear masks to protect them. Because they never heard of beliefs” basically the same thingy bro.
LOTR is supposed to be read as being translated from some unknown middle earth language into English by Tolkien. "Menu" isn't the word the orc uses but some equivalent. Also "menu" is just the French word for "list".
@tatiana4050 this is what I'm saying. Orcs probably have some dumbass idiom like "meat is back in the food bucket" when translated literally, but a conscientious translator would make it "back on the menu" for English audiences.
The cardboard box thing is real. An uncle's house burned down and Mom was annoyed because she had loaned him some cardboard boxes and they were destroyed. Yes, for most of my life my parents maintained an entire STASH of good cardboard boxes folded up in the garage for any time anybody had to move. I do not have a house, or a garage, but I also have entirely too many cardboard boxes on my storage shelves just in case I need them again, because moving is a pain. I don't have any super large ones, I have smaller ones so books can be packed and moved without weighing as almost much as an adult human.
When you said "I weigh 200 [pounds]" I got scared, and converted to KGs (or inferior weighing system for Americans), calmed down (it's 90.duschdusch kilos), and then got scared again. Thanks, Robin!
Robin, you doing the “mimimimi” (0:36) was flipping adorable and made me genuinely smile. I don’t care if I come off weird- it was too dang cute for me to not say anything.
I think the glitter crimes were labeled as felonies because 1) its Florida and 2) they broke into his house to throw multiple 2 inch glitter canisters at him. No word on why they were charged for battery though since there was no word of them doing anything to him besides chucking glitter tubes at him, or why they did it in the first place.
14:52 Sometimes you get one of the smart chickens. Most chickens have successfully had a lot of the instinctive survival behaviours bred out of them. They tend move toward you when you have food and away from you when you walk across the pen if you don't have food. But the important bit is they is they don't really go anywhere. The throwbacks have some intact predator evasion scripts. They know that chickens are prey animals. So they opt for a lifestyle equivalent to what some people are currently calling stealth-camping.
I'm so curious where the whole "'hey' is for horses" thing started. I just looked it up, and not only is "hey" a very old word with cognates in other Germanic languages, the line "hey is for horses" is really old too, and actually predates the existence of both _hi_ and _hello!_ What is so objectionable about "hey" that keeps drawing such ire?
We should continue saying "hey is for horses," not to attack the use of "hey", but to honor its history, and to mock those people who dislike "hey". :) Also, "hey" is how you say "hi" in Finnish (spelled "hei").
I’ve always had a fear of travelling behind trucks with an open load of logs/planks/rods of any kind….not from Final Destination but from a Hallmark movie from either the 80s or 90s. I was a kid when I watched it. A woman was driving behind a truck of steel rods and one came off and went straight through her head. That’s when it was discovered she had kidnapped her child years before - the storyline. Can’t remember the name but that scene haunted me for years.
My fear of traveling behind trucks carrying things is from that one real video of the guys wife being killed by a brick. You couldn't see anything except the windshield, but you could hear his wails.
As to the mango thing, well yah. if you steal something without getting caught then you are not going to be charged with anything anyway... innocent until proven guilty.
Having a license while not having a car can be handy if you're hanging out and the driver is inebriated, tired, injured, or whatever that makes them unable to drive.
So I looked up why throwing glitter at someone is a felony. It's because it's considered assault and battery, because it could get in the eyes or mouth. As well as throwing anything at someone without consent is considered assault and battery.
as a cashier who deals with training a lot of new hires, i just try my best to tell them all the little secrets ive learned that make the job easier. you know "keep a pen on you for signing things" or "just poke a hole here so you can see the barcode and scan it without taking the whole thing apart". i just want to make their day easier, nobody needs a job to be harder than it is (except landlords and CEOs)
In all the industrial jobs I've had, you give the new guy a pretend hard time for a bit just to see how well he takes a joke and they quickly realize we're all trying to help them fit in by making them laugh. If someone doesn't like you, they don't talk to you at all.
@@Gyrhoe oh I though it said they only have 8 boats in. Like they have 9 boats and they only have 8 in. And they need one more which in number and a guy thought it was 6 because it was upside down.
@@therealkevinhart3053 "come in" in this instance is lingo for "answer me" like they're communicating via radio. He's asking for number 9 to answer them, gets told that they only have 8 boats and asks number 6 if they need a hand since their boat is upside down ^^
As a guy who pretended to be an idiot since junior high, it does work. I don't even try to get info either. Random people have told me shit that you'd expect them to take to the grave.
4:59 They gave up and essentially put it down to "he's actually a wizard as well and he's just too powerful" as far as my 2 minutes of research knowledge went
12:40 => That's indeed not how they work. They wouldn't bounce, they would just smash once and then roll. Which mean they would smash your pitiful car really low and because they are sturdy and longitudinal, meaning your car would deform more than the log would be pushed) means that at best your car will perform a front flip, leaving you few dust of chance to survive (with pain) or bring you with them while they more of less continue to move on the freeway. The logs actually bouncing and getting through your window would be the best outcome they could do. Won't happen though. Also, unless the truck company that put the logs on the trailer were careless moffos with no appeal to security, the proper trailer to hold those in would have metal "tubes" surrounding the logs throughout the trailer to hold them in place, and the logs would also have more chain-like stuff to hold them. And I think more recently, they even put a plastic sheet on top of them, it offer the wood composing the logs protection against rain and other weathers. I could be wrong about some stuff, but I think the logs-hauling truckers put more security around the logs. ... That said, the logs can still crush the truck's cabin like nothing in case of brutal reducing of speed (from the brakes or from rear-ending another vehicle)
10:45 Simple answer: femboy Long answer: thigh high stockings/socks, short shorts or maybe a miniskirt, choker, eyeliner, blue denim jacket with fur collar, hair out of face, make the rest match I mean uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Idk
12:58 He was BORN for this. I don't know how, but somehow his parents knew(that, or the more boring option is that he changed his name for the article).
11:56 reminds me of a friend of mine who wore mental hospital clothes (like the sweater and pants they got) on crazy outfit day, and then have everyone try to guess what was weird about it
"How big is this plane?" When I flew to England for spring break, I was in group 8 of 9 both times. And both times it was within view of the whole wing.
3:20 - And we call ourselves the dominant species! Hah! 4:13 - So, is was the little piggy who stayed home kept for breeding purposes? 8:12 - He looks like he badly needs coffee! 12:14 - Chinchillazilla??? I LOVE IT! 😁 14:19 - Well, if it had gotten into his eyes, it could have done damage. Also, I think you're supposed to avoid inhaling it. 16:32 - I see a frozen dog. 😞 16:54 - He was carrying Weapons of Math Instruction.
Oh that whole situation with the guy trolling Witches on Tiktok's so funny. I heard that eventually they decided the reason why their hexes doesn't work on him is because he's secretly a powerful Witch as well.
10:30 - Button up shirt, a nice one don't go cheap. Black is best but most colors are fine. Leave the top two buttons off. Roll up the sleeves. Maybe a woven leather bracelt if you're feeling bi. Yes you're gonna look a little like a fancy waiter, but that's fine, fancy waiters are hot.
12:46 "that should take your fear down just a little bit" these videos of a wooden board car accident & the russian brick truck incident still exist you know-💀
Tom Foolery was named after an actual person, but I no longer remember his name. Just that he's otherwise usually called Thomas. I think he was like a court jester or something, and liked to send people he didn't like into the bogs to die by giving them bad directions.
OMG I think 7:50 just changed my life. I paused the video, re-read it, thought about a scarecrow for a short time, thought about how ridiculous it was to think about a fucking scarecrow, and I actually laughed. Take that, random 2am thoughts about my inevitable demise!
Ooh wait that worked, i have a coping mechanism for when im doused with thoughts of death 😊 Edit: i put that emoji there on accident, but its staying there
6:10 this reminds me so much of a teacher i had in middle school who would just keep saying "yes?" if you said "yeah", and at one point i just kept saying yeah and she just kept saying yes and we continued this like 4 or 5 times i have no idea why it bothered her so much,,she was generally the worst but this was one of her weirder things
6:06 my dad would often answer hey with, "Hay is for horses and also for sheep, if you buy a barn you get all three cheap!" He never said it to make me stop using hey as a greeting, it was just a fun little thing. He's gone now, and I forgot about it for a while, but now that I've been reminded I'm gonna start using it on other people.
Those socks weren't "psych ward' socks bro. You get them at every hospital no matter what your visit. As long as you're admitted into a room you get those socks. And let me tell you they are the best MF socks ever. I have a few pairs from my various hospital visit and I love them so freakin much! They're just so comfy and warm! They always come in yellow but I once got a blue pair 😱 Like finding a shiny Pokemon card lol
@@mezzovii Lol, I love wearing them when the room is cold and I get to snuggle under a butt ton of blankets 🥰 I wouldn't wear them with shoes though. I'd imagine that would be uncomfortable. I don't think any kind of grip socks are meant for shoes. They're more like house slippers
For that last one. My experience was more like joining the cast in season 2, get treated like shit by people with chips on their shoulders, then became a legend, left in season 4, returned in season 5 to fix a plot hole.
Grass is a plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in a lawn and other places. Grass gets water from the roots in the ground. Grass is usually pigmented with the colour ‘green’. Grasses are monocotyledon, herbaceous plants. The grasses include the "grass", of the family Poaceae (also called Gramineae). Also sometimes it is used to include the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae). These three families are not closely related but belong to different clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a common life-style. The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others. Many grasses are short, but some grasses, like bamboo can grow very tall. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places, even if they are very cold or very dry. Several other plants that look similar but are not members of the grass family are also sometimes called grass; these include rushes, reeds, papyrus, and water chestnut. Grasses are an important food for many animals, like deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars, and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows. Without grass, dirt can wash away into rivers (erosion). Graminoids include some of the most versatile plant life-forms. They became widespread toward the end of the Cretaceous. Fossilized dinosaur dung (coprolites) have been found containing grass phytoliths (silica stones inside grass leaves). Grasses have adapted to conditions in lush rain forests, dry deserts, cold mountains and even intertidal habitats, and are now the most widespread plant type. Grass is a valuable source of food and energy for many animals.Lawn grass is often planted on sports fields and in the area around a building. Sometimes chemicals and water is used to help lawns to grow. People have used grasses for a long time. People eat parts of grasses. Corn, wheat, barley, oats, rice and millet are cereals, common grains whose seeds are used for food and to make alcohol such as beer. Sugar comes from sugar cane, which is also a plant in the grass family. People have grown grasses as food for farm animals for about 4,000 years. People use bamboo to build houses, fences, furniture and other things. Grass plants can also be used as fuel, to cover roofs, and to weave baskets. n English, the word "grass" appears in several phrases. For example: "The grass is always greener on the other side" means "people are never happy with what they have and want something else." "Don't let the grass grow under your feet" means "Do something". "A snake in the grass" is about a person that will not be honest and will trick others. Grass is sometimes used as a slang term for cannabis (also called pot, weed, or marijuana) The Grass type (Japanese: くさタイプ Grass type) is one of the eighteen types. Prior to changes in Generation IV, all damaging Grass-type moves were special, but they may now also be physical depending on the attack. Grass-type Pokémon are immune to Leech Seed. Grass-type Pokémon are immune to Leech Seed Starting in Generation VI, Grass-type Pokémon are immune to powder and spore moves and Effect Spore.Grass types are tied with Rock in having the most weaknesses out of all types with five. Since Generation I, a particular asset of Grass types is being the only type that is immune to Leech Seed. As of Generation VI, Grass-type Pokémon are also immune to powder and spore moves, such as Sleep Powder and Stun Spore. Additionally, Grass Pokémon are the only ones affected by Rototiller and Flower Shield. Those moves raise both attack stats or the physical Defense stat, respectively, when used. Forest's Curse adds the Grass type to the target's types. Grass-type attacks are resisted by seven types, so they're tied with Bug as the most resisted type. Those resistant types are best covered by Rock and Ground. As of Generation VI, Dark and Ghost have neutral matchups against every type that resists Grass. When Grassy Terrain is in the effect, the power of Grass-type moves is increased by 30% (50% prior to Generation VIII) if the user is on the ground. Contest properties In contests, Grass-type moves are typically Clever moves, but can also be any of the other four contest conditions. As of Generation VIII, there are 112 Grass-type Pokémon or 12.27% of all Pokémon (counting those that are Grass-type in at least one of their forms), making it the third most common type after Normal and before Flying. A Pokémon with Protean or Libero will become a Grass-type Pokémon if it uses a Grass-type move. A Pokémon with Color Change, Imposter, Mimicry, RKS System, or Multitype will become a Grass-type Pokémon if (respectively) it is hit with a Grass-type move, is sent out against a Grass-type opponent, if the terrain is grassy, if it is holding a Grass Memory, or if it is holding a Meadow Plate or Grassium Z. Since Generation VI, Grass-type Pokémon are also immune to Effect Spore; Only Grass-type Pokémon can have these Abilities. This does not include signature Abilities.Due to the decreased amount of types in the TCG, Grass generally adopts all Bug-type Pokémon under its typing. It also adopted Poison-type Pokémon prior to the Diamond & Pearl set, after which they were moved to Psychic. Similar to the games, Grass-type Pokémon in the TCG are generally weak to Fire and resist Water. Grass-type Pokémon are strong against Fighting and Water Pokémon, whilst Metal Pokémon resisted it until the EX Power Keepers expansion set. Generation V introduced the most Grass-type Pokémon of any generation, with 21 (including Rotom's Mow form), and Generation VI introduced the fewest Grass-type Pokémon, with nine. Generation I introduced the most Grass-type moves of any generation, with 10, and Generation II introduced the fewest Grass-type moves, with three. The Grass type and/or Pokémon of the type have been referred to using the term "plant" instead on some occasions: In the English Generation I games, the Gym guide in Cerulean Gym refers to Pokémon of the Grass type as "plant Pokémon". In the English versions of Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen, he instead mentions "Grass-type Pokémon". In the Japanese versions of the Generation I games and FireRed and LeafGreen, he mentions the Grass type itself, calling it the "Plant type" (Japanese: しょくぶつタイプ). Another reference to "plant Pokémon" (Japanese: しょくぶつポケモン) is made by Professor Oak in the Japanese Pokémon Red, Green, and Blue, and international Pokémon Red and Blue, classifying Bulbasaur as such when the player is about to choose it as their starter. This is also the case in the Japanese versions of Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen; in contrast, he calls it the "grass Pokémon" in the English versions. This same reference is also used in the first episode of Pokémon Origins. In multiple languages, such as French and German, the Grass type is translated as the Plant type. The Turkish dub of the anime occasionally refers to "Grass type" as "Plant type". The Grass type has the most Pokémon that evolve by Evolution stones, with a total of 11. It is also the type that can utilize the most stones, having at least one Pokémon that can evolve via the Leaf Stone, Sun Stone, Water Stone, and Shiny Stone.The Grass type is the only type to have more than one HP-draining move, having five of them. Grass-type attacks deal doubly super-effective damage to the most Pokémon of all types. Grass-type attacks are super effective against the three types that Fire types are weak to. Fire is the only type that hasn't been paired with Grass. In Tree's a Crowd, Brock states that Grass-type Pokémon resist Electric-type moves due to being able to diffuse the electricity into trees and the ground. He also explains that if Grass types are in the air, they cannot diffuse the electricity from Electric attacks, thereby dealing normally effective damage.
Fun fact, there IS a Tom that had an entire genre of foolery named after him. Thomas the Fool. He was a jester of some sort, and he murdered someone if I remember correctly. We googled it at work one day out of curiosity lol
To be fair, I never saw any of the Final Destination movies, but have been scared of things falling off of moving vehicles LONG before the first one came out. It's good, because I knew to give enough space when I couldn't get in front of a car that was towing a bunch of unsecured furniture when we were both getting on a fast road that's kind of of a highway with the occasional light. I saw that one of the big lounge chairs was bouncing around too much, so I fell WAY far behind, when we got to a point in the road where there's a break in it being a highway for a stoplight the lounge chair was there sitting in the crosswalk blocking a lane.
9:16 yup, he's wrong. mostly because cat's DO meow to other cats, they meow at kittens. when they realized we can't hear the noises they make to other adult cats, they assumed we're kittens. they meow at us because we're dumb hairless babys
Yeah, that video. Honestly, any truck that's carrying cargo that's not in a giant box is terrifying. I wonder if there's an actual name for that phobia.
Hearing Robin genuinely crack up over these corny jokes is legitimately heartwarming.
"Corny", "Corn" WHY IS CORN EVERYWHERE
@@LucyFur. I was even eating corn chips when I read your comment.
@@brainstorm623 Corn is taking over the world lol
EVEN THE JOKES ARE CORN
I have transcended the universe and became corn.
Not only do cats have a better skeletal system than us, but somehow they were able to get an extra 8 lives meanwhile we’re stuck with one.
I thought you said livers for a moment 💀
The cat that ran in front of my car yesterday didn’t maintain a good skeleton and must’ve also been on its last life.....
@@skellyaceart cats have 11 livers? (2 livers+8 livers=11 livers)
Edit: Not 11, it's 10.
speak for yourself, you gotta level up in order to gain more lives
Their clearly hacking.
So, cats don't meow to mimic human cries. They do meow to kittens. And they do communicate to other cats at a pitch we can't hear. They meow to kittens because their ears aren't fully developed enough to hear how they talk to adult cats. They meow to us because they see us as giant kittens. That's also why they bring us dead animals. They're trying to teach us to hunt.
they don't see us as giant kittens exactly but they are probably incredibly confused by us
I dunno about you but my cat meows at me to give him food, and the dude can't even hunt the rat we have living somewhere behind our cabinets or something
I think kittens meow until they reach adulthood after they stop. But cats continue meowing to us as they are mimicking kittens’ meowing to trick their owners. I am not sure but I heard this somewhere.
@@neerajnandan3519 Honestly I think the whole "tricking owners" thing is a pretty human-centric interpretation, and thats why it's become so popular. Its more likely cats just see humans as a source of food, like a mommy cat they meow to for milk
I don't know if this is true, but it just made my day!
As a Starbucks employee, let me learn you a thing. At first, starbucks only had 2 sizes. An 8 oz "short" and a 12 oz "tall". Then people wanted more, so they added a new size: a 16 oz "grande". Thats why its called grande. Because at the time, it was the biggest cup they had. Then people got greedy AGAIN so they added a 20 oz cup, "venti". Called venti because it's 20 oz. And they made the iced venti 26 oz so you would still get 20 oz of drink with the ice taken into account.
And then they gave up and added the trenta, meaning 30, which was 30 oz with ice not taken into account because go away. Nothing matters. Just take your absurdly sized pink drink, no strawberry inclusions and vanilla sweet cream foam and leave us alone.
how is it working in hell every day
But I don’t want accountability! I just want to complain on the internet in order to fill the void. :V
@@nileprimewastaken So many Caramel Ribbon Crunches, dude. So many.
With the Italian size names and the growing sizes, we might get a "ma perche, questo è troppo alto!! è un metro alto!! che cazzo?!?" size from Starbucks in a decade
@@yourLocalSentientThing for anyone who doesnt understand italian (like myself) here is Google Translate's opinion on this matter: "but why, this is too high!! he's a meter tall!! what the fuck?!?"
For the glitter thing, I can totally see this.
When I was in an art class in middle school, a kid dumped a jar of glitter on my head. He was suspended of course, and I thought it could wash right out. Unfortunately for me, I had a buzz cut. That glitter stayed in my hair for THREE WEEKS. The glitter was stuck to my head and it was itchy. It did not help with having a track meet the next day. I got second place, but not after being called a disco ball by the opposing track team.
So yes, if I had the money, I would sue.
Glitter sticks around forever. I think it took three years until I stopped finding random particles in the oddest places after I used it to make Christmas decorations that one time.
They threw the containers with glitter in them. So it wasn't the glitter technically that got them in trouble but the hard containers.
I went to school with someone who was allergic to glitter so they basically had to miss school on firdays (pep rally) bc everyone used glitter and they would break out in really bad hives
9:02 the meows dont actually mimic human infant cries, but their purr resonates at a very similar frequency to a baby crying. This is to activate our maternal/paternal instinct, this making us more caring and/or generous. And it freaking works.
NOTE: my knowledge on cats and the fact that I'm 13 should give you an idea of how I spend my free time.
quick note: maternal is for mothers and PATERNAL is for fathers. fraternal is siblings!
As a fellow 13 yo with no life… i know so much random crap that it’s honestly concerning to most people.
@@simpli_A hello fellow 13 yo s with no life
Our life is a simulation run by the energy of Twitter discourse and populated entirely by 13 yos with no lives
the meows ARE, however, the way they communicate with their own infants.
As someone who has logged, YES LOGS BOUNCE! If you drop a log on a hard surface they will bounce, i don’t think falling off the back of a simi is high enough to make a log bounce over the hood of a car, but if you drop one from high enough then they absolutely could bounce that high. And if i remember correctly, the dryer the log the more the bounce.
"Logs don't bounce"
As someone who has worked with a lot of lumber: logs bounce.
my favorite part was when the alert dog said "it's alertin' time" and then alerted all over that woman
That’s illegal in some states
@@zach11241 that dog just broke HIPPA. it's a medical professional disclosing her medical condition without her consent.
oh my god when will this unfunny ass joke end
@@Deffrag Good question, whether you find them funny or not they will still be around and there will still be people who find it funny. I found it funny that it somehow still came up long after the time when it was popular.
I loved when @@Deffrag said "oh my god when will this unfunny ass joke end" and then complained all over the replies, truly a youtube moment of all time
The funny thing about the “al-gebra” joke is that the word “algebra” actually is a borrowing from Arabic “al-jabr”, part of the title of an influential treatise on algebra that introduced many of the core techniques like balancing the equation and completing the square. Relatedly, the author’s name al-Khwarizmi is also the source of the word “algorithm”.
6:44 as someone who is acualy allergic to corn, this is 100% true. My life sucks because of this overused lump of plant fiber
American?
I think in Europe its more soy.
@@tatiana4050 A Corn Allergy is a SERIOUS problem in almost ANY 1st world nation...
Think of how many food/drink products are sweetened with High-Fructose CORN Syrup?
@@HappilyHomicidalHooligan none in Europe. Its sugar here.
Only imported American drinks have corn syrup.
But a lot of things have soy in them. So soy allergy is bigger problem. Or gluten
Same but multiple food intolerances and a few medication, food and pet allergies 🥲 At face value it doesn’t seem that bad but my stomach is screaming whenever I eat pizza, spaghetti, white bread, more than a little processed sugar… *is there anything I can eat with zero reactions?!* and can I touch anything?! Cats give me a rash, my saliva gives me a rash, my own finger nails give me a rash, certain narcotic pain medications give me severe rashes, adhesive on EKG tape and other medical tape In hospitals gives me hives so bad that water makes me cry. *I have a very high pain tolerance and it makes me cry.*
*ARE WE CURSED??*
@@No__direction__ I’m not cursed, but now I’m sad. (If it’s real, I hope it ends before your life does.)
2:00 Answer: Tolkien had an explanation for this. The text we read is intended to be thought of as a translation of the characters' dialogue from the language they speak in the setting into English. As such, the orc would actually have used an analogous figure of speech in his own language and Tolkien just represented it in English with that phrase.
When Robin did the *snore, mimimimimimi* he sounded like a genuine cartoon 😂
timestamp?
@@silvensilven0:36
@@convenientlyplacedfish2763 thx
@@silvensilven no problem
The one about "hey," though... I have a vivid memory from my childhood where my grandparents were taking me and my sister somewhere while they were in town visiting, and my grandfather got lost. My sister had always been a pretty independent kid who refused to be silenced, and my grandmother a bit overbearing and intimidating. So I, a kid terrified of getting in trouble, got to sit by and witness this cycle where my grandmother would say something that bothered my sister, my sister would responde with an indignant "Hey!", and my grandmother would respond with "Hey is for horses!" All I could really do was attempt to soothe my sister, because I knew how to pick my battles, but we were only about 7 or 8 at the time. Kinda sad how that's one of the memories that popped up on my way to see her grave last week... 😬
You could tell this is real because of the shear amount of detail and emotion from this one memory that I've never had nor experienced.
@@h4hm3m3 Yeah, it has that 'genuine/authentic' vibe to it compared to some people who talk about their memories that pop up.
Robin sounds like he’s in a genuinely good mood. His laugh is infectious
I don't care what anyone else says. I am completely convinced that purse makers at some point, got together with women's pants fashion designers and gave them a kickback to not put pockets in pants, so they could sell more purses.
It may not be true now, but this is a conspiracy theory I am willing to fight for.
oh no, this is totally true
I am surprised how they never did the same thing with men's pockets to sell more suitcases and bags
@@nickm2629 Men are more logical and just don't buy defective goods in droves regardless of how "fashionable" it is because they see a shitty product for what it is, marketing be damned.
Certainly wouldn't bully other men for not buying the shitty "fashion pants".
15:42 Depends on the facility. My sister runs a greenhouse and she gives those little chlorophyll-filled shits more love and attention than they could ever need. She truly is a crazy plant lady.
The orc saying "menu" makes perfect sense, as he is probably not actually speaking English, but rather the meaning of his words are being translated for us to understand them. That's the beauty of fantasy languages and why I don't fret so much over what any of my fantasy characters say when I write, because they're not actually speaking English to begin with.
True, however the very concept of a menu is probably foreign to the Orcs who just eat whatever is available. I think they would probably say that meat is now available or something, on a translation for that would be menu to make it familiar and Flow better.
H🥑= Havacado = Have a car though.
It must be a b u g g a t i
Yep!
that's what i was coming to comment
@@Kaizite Same
FINALLY SOMEONE KNEW
8:18.
Why is the Daily Mail still around? It's literally such a bad "news" source that even Wikipedia aren't willing to accept it as a citation.
That Avocado meme was actually so creative
8:36. My Mario Movie prediction was, immediately after the cast was announced I thought, "Bowser is gonna sing." Did I think he would end up going as hard as he did? I don't think anyone on the outside saw that coming. But Jack Black did it, and the world is richer for it.
10:21 no no no, everyone has inventory slots...you just gotta do some weird stuff to use a couple of them
What if they incorporated that into a video game? The forbidden inventory slot that you have to practice using before it becomes useful, and even then, your HP goes down a bit if you move the wrong way...
*hides a Barrett M82 50. Cal bolt action sniper rifle in my tummy*
what *exactly* do you mean by this..?
IT TOOK ME TWO MINUTES TO SAY "havacado" OUT LOUD AND ANOTHER TEN SECONDS FOR THE JOKE TO FINALLY HIT OH MY GOD 💀
14:32 Throwing glitter could be considered assault. If that stuff gets in your eyes, it’s no fun.
1:16 this is actually more common than you'd think! Lily isn't even trained for cardiac and still does cardiac alerts kind of by instinct. And it's common enough for diabetic alert dogs to alert on others that reddit has over a dozen stories of it.
My guide dog once identified an issue in the water closet. I called out maintenance because she kept leading me to it. Turns out a drain was clogged in there and it was an inch deep.
wrong comment?
i love non political twitter, wish it was real
sierra leone?
@@jaspermidnight850 Sierra Leone
@@jaspermidnight850 molossia, Sierra Leone is upside down like this 🇸🇱
You wish it *were* true. It's too bad there's no non-grammatical internet.
@@datbubby man I love english, wish it was real
woman:you should get your heart checked out
me:why
woman: *my weiner senses are tingling*
LMAO
4:45 so for a bit more info on this bit, the guy made the "witches" so annoyed they started claiming he was a warlock who was powerful enough yo be immune to their hexes instead of admitting they weren't witches.
and for a bit MORE info, this entire thing started because some random internet guy had never heard of respecting beliefs
@@littlewolfyzapling8810 skill issue don't believe in stupid.
@@littlewolfyzapling8810 beliefs that were proved to be false
@@littlewolfyzapling8810”and for even more info this whole issue of an entire new disease was because people didn’t respect the beliefs of people and forced them to get vaccinated but not make others wear masks to protect them. Because they never heard of beliefs” basically the same thingy bro.
I think he got into a car accident tho so maybe someone’s hex got him
Who ever Josh was must have been a really funny dude to have the phrase "I'm just Joshing you" named after them
man, what about that guy named Dick tho
@@comradewindowsill4253mustve been a real asshole, probably packing too
@@comradewindowsill4253 comrade you are needed in chernoyble
LOTR is supposed to be read as being translated from some unknown middle earth language into English by Tolkien. "Menu" isn't the word the orc uses but some equivalent. Also "menu" is just the French word for "list".
not just list, specifically a list of options
Or even it could be less direct translation, given that some words might not have English equivalent.
So it could be translator's creative liberty.
Ah yes, French, an unknown Middle Earth language.
@tatiana4050 this is what I'm saying. Orcs probably have some dumbass idiom like "meat is back in the food bucket" when translated literally, but a conscientious translator would make it "back on the menu" for English audiences.
@@deutschegeschichte4972 it's a gibberish dead language, so who is to say?
The worst part about the LCD cooler drink doors is, what's shown on the door IS NEVER ACTUALLY WHAT'S IN THE COOLER.
The cardboard box thing is real. An uncle's house burned down and Mom was annoyed because she had loaned him some cardboard boxes and they were destroyed. Yes, for most of my life my parents maintained an entire STASH of good cardboard boxes folded up in the garage for any time anybody had to move. I do not have a house, or a garage, but I also have entirely too many cardboard boxes on my storage shelves just in case I need them again, because moving is a pain. I don't have any super large ones, I have smaller ones so books can be packed and moved without weighing as almost much as an adult human.
If you have a cat, keeping cardboard boxes around is almost a requirement XD
When you said "I weigh 200 [pounds]" I got scared, and converted to KGs (or inferior weighing system for Americans), calmed down (it's 90.duschdusch kilos), and then got scared again. Thanks, Robin!
Robin, you doing the “mimimimi” (0:36) was flipping adorable and made me genuinely smile. I don’t care if I come off weird- it was too dang cute for me to not say anything.
*TERRIFYING ROAR* mimimimimimi
I think the glitter crimes were labeled as felonies because 1) its Florida and 2) they broke into his house to throw multiple 2 inch glitter canisters at him. No word on why they were charged for battery though since there was no word of them doing anything to him besides chucking glitter tubes at him, or why they did it in the first place.
Art is never finished, the artist just says "eh, good enough"
And that's why they're not called painteds
As an artist, I feel this on a personal level and I second this
"Hey" is pretty much the only way I greet people. Damn right they lost!
I did not realize how contagious Robin's laughter is. Glad to hear him get a pleasant one
14:52 Sometimes you get one of the smart chickens. Most chickens have successfully had a lot of the instinctive survival behaviours bred out of them. They tend move toward you when you have food and away from you when you walk across the pen if you don't have food. But the important bit is they is they don't really go anywhere. The throwbacks have some intact predator evasion scripts. They know that chickens are prey animals. So they opt for a lifestyle equivalent to what some people are currently calling stealth-camping.
I'm so curious where the whole "'hey' is for horses" thing started. I just looked it up, and not only is "hey" a very old word with cognates in other Germanic languages, the line "hey is for horses" is really old too, and actually predates the existence of both _hi_ and _hello!_ What is so objectionable about "hey" that keeps drawing such ire?
We should continue saying "hey is for horses," not to attack the use of "hey", but to honor its history, and to mock those people who dislike "hey". :)
Also, "hey" is how you say "hi" in Finnish (spelled "hei").
I’ve always had a fear of travelling behind trucks with an open load of logs/planks/rods of any kind….not from Final Destination but from a Hallmark movie from either the 80s or 90s. I was a kid when I watched it. A woman was driving behind a truck of steel rods and one came off and went straight through her head. That’s when it was discovered she had kidnapped her child years before - the storyline. Can’t remember the name but that scene haunted me for years.
My fear of traveling behind trucks carrying things is from that one real video of the guys wife being killed by a brick. You couldn't see anything except the windshield, but you could hear his wails.
As to the mango thing, well yah. if you steal something without getting caught then you are not going to be charged with anything anyway... innocent until proven guilty.
The thing that was missing in the glitter story was the fact that it was criminal trespassing, they broke into his house to do so
Having a license while not having a car can be handy if you're hanging out and the driver is inebriated, tired, injured, or whatever that makes them unable to drive.
11:25 it's called Dave Don't Snore
So I looked up why throwing glitter at someone is a felony. It's because it's considered assault and battery, because it could get in the eyes or mouth. As well as throwing anything at someone without consent is considered assault and battery.
as a cashier who deals with training a lot of new hires, i just try my best to tell them all the little secrets ive learned that make the job easier. you know "keep a pen on you for signing things" or "just poke a hole here so you can see the barcode and scan it without taking the whole thing apart". i just want to make their day easier, nobody needs a job to be harder than it is (except landlords and CEOs)
6:35 "We need to get out of here!" "Why?!" "EVERYTHING IS ON A COB!"
Me finally understanding a reference in yt comments
THE WHOLE PLANETS ON A CORN
In all the industrial jobs I've had, you give the new guy a pretend hard time for a bit just to see how well he takes a joke and they quickly realize we're all trying to help them fit in by making them laugh. If someone doesn't like you, they don't talk to you at all.
18:31 The number 6 boat is upside down, making it look like a 9. It took me a sec but I got it XD
I’m pretty sure it is the other way around.
9 is upside down making it look like a 6
@@therealkevinhart3053 Nah. They said they only have 8 boats, they wouldn't have a 9.
@@Gyrhoe oh I though it said they only have 8 boats in. Like they have 9 boats and they only have 8 in. And they need one more which in number and a guy thought it was 6 because it was upside down.
@@therealkevinhart3053 "come in" in this instance is lingo for "answer me" like they're communicating via radio. He's asking for number 9 to answer them, gets told that they only have 8 boats and asks number 6 if they need a hand since their boat is upside down ^^
As a guy who pretended to be an idiot since junior high, it does work. I don't even try to get info either. Random people have told me shit that you'd expect them to take to the grave.
4:59 They gave up and essentially put it down to "he's actually a wizard as well and he's just too powerful" as far as my 2 minutes of research knowledge went
💀
I swear I saw a post about him getting in a car accident
12:40 => That's indeed not how they work. They wouldn't bounce, they would just smash once and then roll. Which mean they would smash your pitiful car really low and because they are sturdy and longitudinal, meaning your car would deform more than the log would be pushed) means that at best your car will perform a front flip, leaving you few dust of chance to survive (with pain) or bring you with them while they more of less continue to move on the freeway. The logs actually bouncing and getting through your window would be the best outcome they could do. Won't happen though.
Also, unless the truck company that put the logs on the trailer were careless moffos with no appeal to security, the proper trailer to hold those in would have metal "tubes" surrounding the logs throughout the trailer to hold them in place, and the logs would also have more chain-like stuff to hold them. And I think more recently, they even put a plastic sheet on top of them, it offer the wood composing the logs protection against rain and other weathers.
I could be wrong about some stuff, but I think the logs-hauling truckers put more security around the logs. ... That said, the logs can still crush the truck's cabin like nothing in case of brutal reducing of speed (from the brakes or from rear-ending another vehicle)
10:45 Simple answer: femboy
Long answer: thigh high stockings/socks, short shorts or maybe a miniskirt, choker, eyeliner, blue denim jacket with fur collar, hair out of face, make the rest match
I mean uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Idk
-me- I have no idea either
Man I feel bad for Robin with how much he's vented about being abused for no damn reason his whole life... i hope he's okay :(
12:58 He was BORN for this. I don't know how, but somehow his parents knew(that, or the more boring option is that he changed his name for the article).
NOMITAVE DETERMINISM
11:56 reminds me of a friend of mine who wore mental hospital clothes (like the sweater and pants they got) on crazy outfit day, and then have everyone try to guess what was weird about it
I got my mom a cactus for mother's day. She thought it was fake, didn't water it, and it died. Lol
She thought it wasn't alive, and after some time, it wasn't alive. The power of thoughts! JK RIP cactus
"How big is this plane?" When I flew to England for spring break, I was in group 8 of 9 both times. And both times it was within view of the whole wing.
3:20 - And we call ourselves the dominant species! Hah!
4:13 - So, is was the little piggy who stayed home kept for breeding purposes?
8:12 - He looks like he badly needs coffee!
12:14 - Chinchillazilla??? I LOVE IT! 😁
14:19 - Well, if it had gotten into his eyes, it could have done damage. Also, I think you're supposed to avoid inhaling it.
16:32 - I see a frozen dog. 😞
16:54 - He was carrying Weapons of Math Instruction.
"Yerba Mate" is how Australian Sims greet each other.
In all honest I think we should dedicate some scientific funding to see if Microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes (they are)
please do
You're mid 😊+ you fell off
15:47 The word needed here is child neglect
Oh that whole situation with the guy trolling Witches on Tiktok's so funny. I heard that eventually they decided the reason why their hexes doesn't work on him is because he's secretly a powerful Witch as well.
I got yelled at at a job once.
Captain America'd a pizza pan into the wall.
The yelling stopped.
14:21
They were charged for breaking into his house, not for just throwing glitter at him
5:40 TBF there was actually a historical figure named Hannibal that is/was wrongly thought by many to have partaken in the act of Cannibalism.
I am so surprised that people don't know much about Hannibal Barca, dude was arguably the greatest millitary general of all time.
"H🥑"
Ah yes, the age old rebus technique
10:30 - Button up shirt, a nice one don't go cheap. Black is best but most colors are fine. Leave the top two buttons off. Roll up the sleeves. Maybe a woven leather bracelt if you're feeling bi.
Yes you're gonna look a little like a fancy waiter, but that's fine, fancy waiters are hot.
Wait wait you gotta point
I was gonna say maid outfit, but that works too.
12:46 "that should take your fear down just a little bit"
these videos of a wooden board car accident & the russian brick truck incident still exist you know-💀
Tom Foolery was named after an actual person, but I no longer remember his name. Just that he's otherwise usually called Thomas. I think he was like a court jester or something, and liked to send people he didn't like into the bogs to die by giving them bad directions.
OMG I think 7:50 just changed my life. I paused the video, re-read it, thought about a scarecrow for a short time, thought about how ridiculous it was to think about a fucking scarecrow, and I actually laughed.
Take that, random 2am thoughts about my inevitable demise!
Ooh wait that worked, i have a coping mechanism for when im doused with thoughts of death 😊
Edit: i put that emoji there on accident, but its staying there
6:10 this reminds me so much of a teacher i had in middle school who would just keep saying "yes?" if you said "yeah", and at one point i just kept saying yeah and she just kept saying yes and we continued this like 4 or 5 times
i have no idea why it bothered her so much,,she was generally the worst but this was one of her weirder things
Happened to me in 5th grade
Same teachers that got mad when I told someone to mind their business
2:30 they should let a mango for doing it.
😂
6:06 my dad would often answer hey with, "Hay is for horses and also for sheep, if you buy a barn you get all three cheap!" He never said it to make me stop using hey as a greeting, it was just a fun little thing. He's gone now, and I forgot about it for a while, but now that I've been reminded I'm gonna start using it on other people.
Those socks weren't "psych ward' socks bro. You get them at every hospital no matter what your visit. As long as you're admitted into a room you get those socks. And let me tell you they are the best MF socks ever. I have a few pairs from my various hospital visit and I love them so freakin much! They're just so comfy and warm! They always come in yellow but I once got a blue pair 😱 Like finding a shiny Pokemon card lol
wait people actually liked having those socks?! i want my socks to be flat please
@@mezzovii Lol, I love wearing them when the room is cold and I get to snuggle under a butt ton of blankets 🥰 I wouldn't wear them with shoes though. I'd imagine that would be uncomfortable. I don't think any kind of grip socks are meant for shoes. They're more like house slippers
You're getting yellow and blue ones?! I've only ever gotten gray ones...
@@SnailSnail622 Dude, I've never seen gray ones! Those have got to be like the Gandalf series.
I've had the unfortunately pleasure of having all three colors and a coral/red one
9:55 if they’re sad, everyone’s sad
i think this is the most ive ever heard Robin laugh - and i laughed right along with him, i won't lie
I'd love to hear more of Robin's stories. Listening to stories about his life works better than most ASMR and keeps me focused.
Robin's genuine laughter is the best thing ever
I'm the same about the bag. I feel not properly dressed when I go out, if I don't have my backpack on.
"Hey is for horses, aren't you glad you're a cow?" is what I was told.
For that last one. My experience was more like joining the cast in season 2, get treated like shit by people with chips on their shoulders, then became a legend, left in season 4, returned in season 5 to fix a plot hole.
Persona 5 pfp 🫵
10:16
I don't use a bag, I use a coat with ridiculously large pockets. Combination of an armor increase and an inventory slot increase.
5:05 I understand that its dumb, but my brain still go's "ooooooo, LED."
seeing robin being happy brings me so much joy
Grass is a plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in a lawn and other places. Grass gets water from the roots in the ground. Grass is usually pigmented with the colour ‘green’. Grasses are monocotyledon, herbaceous plants.
The grasses include the "grass", of the family Poaceae (also called Gramineae). Also sometimes it is used to include the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae). These three families are not closely related but belong to different clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a common life-style.
The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others.
Many grasses are short, but some grasses, like bamboo can grow very tall. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places, even if they are very cold or very dry. Several other plants that look similar but are not members of the grass family are also sometimes called grass; these include rushes, reeds, papyrus, and water chestnut.
Grasses are an important food for many animals, like deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars, and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows. Without grass, dirt can wash away into rivers (erosion). Graminoids include some of the most versatile plant life-forms. They became widespread toward the end of the Cretaceous. Fossilized dinosaur dung (coprolites) have been found containing grass phytoliths (silica stones inside grass leaves). Grasses have adapted to conditions in lush rain forests, dry deserts, cold mountains and even intertidal habitats, and are now the most widespread plant type. Grass is a valuable source of food and energy for many animals.Lawn grass is often planted on sports fields and in the area around a building. Sometimes chemicals and water is used to help lawns to grow.
People have used grasses for a long time. People eat parts of grasses. Corn, wheat, barley, oats, rice and millet are cereals, common grains whose seeds are used for food and to make alcohol such as beer.
Sugar comes from sugar cane, which is also a plant in the grass family. People have grown grasses as food for farm animals for about 4,000 years. People use bamboo to build houses, fences, furniture and other things. Grass plants can also be used as fuel, to cover roofs, and to weave baskets. n English, the word "grass" appears in several phrases. For example: "The grass is always greener on the other side" means "people are never happy with what they have and want something else." "Don't let the grass grow under your feet" means "Do something". "A snake in the grass" is about a person that will not be honest and will trick others.
Grass is sometimes used as a slang term for cannabis (also called pot, weed, or marijuana) The Grass type (Japanese: くさタイプ Grass type) is one of the eighteen types. Prior to changes in Generation IV, all damaging Grass-type moves were special, but they may now also be physical depending on the attack. Grass-type Pokémon are immune to Leech Seed. Grass-type Pokémon are immune to Leech Seed Starting in Generation VI, Grass-type Pokémon are immune to powder and spore moves and Effect Spore.Grass types are tied with Rock in having the most weaknesses out of all types with five. Since Generation I, a particular asset of Grass types is being the only type that is immune to Leech Seed. As of Generation VI, Grass-type Pokémon are also immune to powder and spore moves, such as Sleep Powder and Stun Spore. Additionally, Grass Pokémon are the only ones affected by Rototiller and Flower Shield. Those moves raise both attack stats or the physical Defense stat, respectively, when used. Forest's Curse adds the Grass type to the target's types. Grass-type attacks are resisted by seven types, so they're tied with Bug as the most resisted type. Those resistant types are best covered by Rock and Ground. As of Generation VI, Dark and Ghost have neutral matchups against every type that resists Grass. When Grassy Terrain is in the effect, the power of Grass-type moves is increased by 30% (50% prior to Generation VIII) if the user is on the ground.
Contest properties In contests, Grass-type moves are typically Clever moves, but can also be any of the other four contest conditions. As of Generation VIII, there are 112 Grass-type Pokémon or 12.27% of all Pokémon (counting those that are Grass-type in at least one of their forms), making it the third most common type after Normal and before Flying.
A Pokémon with Protean or Libero will become a Grass-type Pokémon if it uses a Grass-type move. A Pokémon with Color Change, Imposter, Mimicry, RKS System, or Multitype will become a Grass-type Pokémon if (respectively) it is hit with a Grass-type move, is sent out against a Grass-type opponent, if the terrain is grassy, if it is holding a Grass Memory, or if it is holding a Meadow Plate or Grassium Z. Since Generation VI, Grass-type Pokémon are also immune to Effect Spore; Only Grass-type Pokémon can have these Abilities. This does not include signature Abilities.Due to the decreased amount of types in the TCG, Grass generally adopts all Bug-type Pokémon under its typing. It also adopted Poison-type Pokémon prior to the Diamond & Pearl set, after which they were moved to Psychic. Similar to the games, Grass-type Pokémon in the TCG are generally weak to Fire and resist Water.
Grass-type Pokémon are strong against Fighting and Water Pokémon, whilst Metal Pokémon resisted it until the EX Power Keepers expansion set. Generation V introduced the most Grass-type Pokémon of any generation, with 21 (including Rotom's Mow form), and Generation VI introduced the fewest Grass-type Pokémon, with nine. Generation I introduced the most Grass-type moves of any generation, with 10, and Generation II introduced the fewest Grass-type moves, with three.
The Grass type and/or Pokémon of the type have been referred to using the term "plant" instead on some occasions: In the English Generation I games, the Gym guide in Cerulean Gym refers to Pokémon of the Grass type as "plant Pokémon". In the English versions of Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen, he instead mentions "Grass-type Pokémon". In the Japanese versions of the Generation I games and FireRed and LeafGreen, he mentions the Grass type itself, calling it the "Plant type" (Japanese: しょくぶつタイプ). Another reference to "plant Pokémon" (Japanese: しょくぶつポケモン) is made by Professor Oak in the Japanese Pokémon Red, Green, and Blue, and international Pokémon Red and Blue, classifying Bulbasaur as such when the player is about to choose it as their starter. This is also the case in the Japanese versions of Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen; in contrast, he calls it the "grass Pokémon" in the English versions. This same reference is also used in the first episode of Pokémon Origins.
In multiple languages, such as French and German, the Grass type is translated as the Plant type. The Turkish dub of the anime occasionally refers to "Grass type" as "Plant type". The Grass type has the most Pokémon that evolve by Evolution stones, with a total of 11. It is also the type that can utilize the most stones, having at least one Pokémon that can evolve via the Leaf Stone, Sun Stone, Water Stone, and Shiny Stone.The Grass type is the only type to have more than one HP-draining move, having five of them. Grass-type attacks deal doubly super-effective damage to the most Pokémon of all types. Grass-type attacks are super effective against the three types that Fire types are weak to. Fire is the only type that hasn't been paired with Grass. In Tree's a Crowd, Brock states that Grass-type Pokémon resist Electric-type moves due to being able to diffuse the electricity into trees and the ground. He also explains that if Grass types are in the air, they cannot diffuse the electricity from Electric attacks, thereby dealing normally effective damage.
0:44 is just plain silly... and i really needed the laugh it gave me. Thank you, stranger on the internet, for making a funny with no vulgarity
Wtf is that pfp
Nonpoliticaltwitter makes me laugh whenever I see this subreddit
I personally prefer the next one. But it was funny too.
The non-vulgar jokes are always my favorite ones cx
Fun fact, there IS a Tom that had an entire genre of foolery named after him. Thomas the Fool. He was a jester of some sort, and he murdered someone if I remember correctly. We googled it at work one day out of curiosity lol
1:47 Because they're undead elves. They likely retain some knowledge from their past lives that would inform them what a menu is.
To be fair, I never saw any of the Final Destination movies, but have been scared of things falling off of moving vehicles LONG before the first one came out.
It's good, because I knew to give enough space when I couldn't get in front of a car that was towing a bunch of unsecured furniture when we were both getting on a fast road that's kind of of a highway with the occasional light. I saw that one of the big lounge chairs was bouncing around too much, so I fell WAY far behind, when we got to a point in the road where there's a break in it being a highway for a stoplight the lounge chair was there sitting in the crosswalk blocking a lane.
9:12 You need to hear a stray cat monaing. It literally sounds like an infant crying. It is so weird.
0:50 this is too perfect
9:16
yup, he's wrong. mostly because cat's DO meow to other cats, they meow at kittens. when they realized we can't hear the noises they make to other adult cats, they assumed we're kittens. they meow at us because we're dumb hairless babys
They also bring us food because they never see us hunting.
(Narrator Voice) …and suddenly, it all made sense.
That snack tip should be thought in schools, make it something pocket safe like skittles or m&ms.
That h🥑 joke is actually pretty clever.
Clever, but imagine someone looking at an avocado and thinking really hard about how it sounds 💀
12:30 I have been reminded of the video where a loose brick flew off a truck, through a guy's windshield, and instantly killed his mother
*INSTANT KO*
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The cry sounds afterwards made it so terrifying even when we dont see anything happen to the motjer
Yeah, that video.
Honestly, any truck that's carrying cargo that's not in a giant box is terrifying. I wonder if there's an actual name for that phobia.
I’m not seeing the pearly gates
Robin is a cutie
He sure is
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5:54 my step mother would always get angry if you said "hey", "sure" or shrug. She wanted us to say "hello", "yes" or "I don't know" lol