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  • @tanyapoe5490
    @tanyapoe5490 Месяц назад +760

    I'm fond of my moms way of calling people stupid "if you had a brain, you'd be dangerous".

    • @Friendly-Neighborhood-Asexual
      @Friendly-Neighborhood-Asexual Месяц назад +5

      That's awesome

    • @hankjwimbleton4010
      @hankjwimbleton4010 Месяц назад +14

      Ooh, that’s good!

    • @tanyapoe5490
      @tanyapoe5490 Месяц назад +13

      @hankjwimbleton4010 ha feel free to use it, she would have loved to get other people saying it.

    • @Epik1444
      @Epik1444 Месяц назад +15

      reminds me of "smart thoughts have always chased you but you have been faster"

    • @georgejones3526
      @georgejones3526 Месяц назад +5

      "If your brains were dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off."

  • @monolophosaurus
    @monolophosaurus Месяц назад +346

    7:45 Fun Fact: Godzilla’s motivation in that movie (GMK) was that he was a physical manifestation of soldiers who died in WW2, and they all wanted revenge on Japan.

    • @Matheus-gc5fn
      @Matheus-gc5fn Месяц назад +11

      Huh???

    • @monolophosaurus
      @monolophosaurus Месяц назад +8

      @@Matheus-gc5fn It’s a good movie :)

    • @thereyvan
      @thereyvan Месяц назад +8

      i think the suit used for GMK (SokogekiGoji) has one of the creepiest face designs for Godzilla, especially the completely white eyes. i'm not a big fan of the suit's body tho

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon Месяц назад +3

      Bro most of us don't know what GMK stands for. My first thought was Godzilla Makes Kandy.

    • @monolophosaurus
      @monolophosaurus Месяц назад

      @@ArcanineEspeon I mean, if you look up “Godzilla GMK” you’ll find out pretty quickly

  • @icommitdie8756
    @icommitdie8756 Месяц назад +215

    6:12 my french teacher told my class something once, that learning a language isn’t about how many big words you know, but about how well you can use all the little words

  • @okami7dreco786
    @okami7dreco786 Месяц назад +70

    4:39 I had a college class where the chairs were attached to the table, and a classmate two chairs down from me was rapidly bouncing their leg. I told my roommate how I didn't like the feeling and they just said "Yeah, ADHD makes our leg into little power generators". I didn't have the heart to tell her that the vibrations had been making me nauseous all class

    • @bennyellis3512
      @bennyellis3512 Месяц назад +9

      Oh, man. I feel you. And also your classmate. I have ADHD and sometimes my leg bounces, but also certain things that other people do also stress me out, like the sound of chewing. Being a human being stinks sometimes.

    • @TheBlueBlur2312
      @TheBlueBlur2312 Месяц назад +5

      Sorry man, we cant help it.

    • @SoggyKitty
      @SoggyKitty Месяц назад

      Yeah, your roommate is correct, I’m literally bouncing my leg constantly… I’m doing it right now while on my bed actually

    • @crossanddream2
      @crossanddream2 Месяц назад +4

      It's not just only ADHD that causes it, for me it's my austim and my anxiety+social anxiety that causes it (plus ADHD). And I only did this while in school when I didn't have anything to draw with, and my teachers hated it when I drew since it was a "distraction", even at home and other public places I sometimes do it

  • @WilliamAftonin1985
    @WilliamAftonin1985 Месяц назад +330

    I'm so dumb because when people were talking about Diddy my first thought was what did Diddy Kong do

    • @davidthecommenter
      @davidthecommenter Месяц назад +31

      K Rool wasn't stealing Donkey Kong's banana hoard...
      He was confiscating Diddy Kong's banana oil bottles!

    • @TheEggOfRandomIdeas
      @TheEggOfRandomIdeas Месяц назад +3

      @@davidthecommenterNOOOOOOO

    • @TransFemmeTemme
      @TransFemmeTemme Месяц назад +9

      P diddy Kong

    • @itsdokko2990
      @itsdokko2990 Месяц назад +14

      i choose to remain ignorant and keep associating "Diddy" with Diddy Kong

    • @ItzTrafalgar_Law
      @ItzTrafalgar_Law Месяц назад +3

      valid response

  • @hyphurr.rarelypostsifever1220
    @hyphurr.rarelypostsifever1220 Месяц назад +256

    8:10
    I think owning a house would put sonic on his death bed
    “What do you mean I have to STAY here???”

    • @epigone1796
      @epigone1796 Месяц назад +21

      Yeah, Sonic is not a hobo, he's like a digital nomad except less digital and more nomad

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius Месяц назад +12

      @@epigone1796 ...a regular nomad?

    • @epigone1796
      @epigone1796 Месяц назад +6

      @@trianglemoebius Kinda, but without a horse and a bow

    • @notagoat281
      @notagoat281 Месяц назад +1

      69th like. Nice.

    • @notagoat281
      @notagoat281 Месяц назад +14

      @@epigone1796 : Nomad just means anyone who doesn't have a permanent home and moves from place to place. A horse and bow have nothing to do with it, other than the fact that some nomadic tribes use those because they are useful in general.

  • @alexgreer6336
    @alexgreer6336 Месяц назад +126

    Domestication of cats:
    Human: ugh, these mice are sop annoying.
    Cat: I eat mice.
    Human: oh really?

    • @lilik7323
      @lilik7323 Месяц назад +14

      Fun fact:
      Cats pretty much domesticated themselves, seeing that the big hairless monkeys will give them food, water and affection for minimal effort. They even started mimicking human baby's cries to play on parenting instincts.

    • @alexgreer6336
      @alexgreer6336 Месяц назад +3

      @@lilik7323 Exactly what I was getting at

    • @lilik7323
      @lilik7323 Месяц назад

      @@alexgreer6336 Sorry! My bad. I misunderstood

    • @alexgreer6336
      @alexgreer6336 Месяц назад

      @@lilik7323 It was no issue lol

  • @AlohaXChicken27
    @AlohaXChicken27 Месяц назад +164

    10:34 for anyone wondering the flipping upside down bit is something dq always does to demonstrate the thickness of the ice cream and in some places if it falls out then you get the blizzard free

    • @emr7391
      @emr7391 Месяц назад +8

      The one I worked at would give you a coupon for a free small for your next visit. Also I think I've also said the same thing as that guy 😅

    • @bongmuon
      @bongmuon Месяц назад +1

      You get it free if they don't flip it over.

    • @nox_withnok
      @nox_withnok Месяц назад +1

      @@bongmuon yes, that as well

  • @rogercruz1547
    @rogercruz1547 Месяц назад +107

    About English as a second language. I know that for physical things "on" is "on top" and "in" is "inside" but for abstract things I have no idea. It's almost the same way anglophones simply don't know how to handle gendered languages when not referring to people.

    • @wolfgar313
      @wolfgar313 Месяц назад +16

      English speaker, my main problem with gendered language is it seems arbitrary.

    • @rogercruz1547
      @rogercruz1547 Месяц назад +7

      @wolfgar313 It kinda is. It's like hearing names of things and thinking if that name would be given to a human does it sound feminine or masculine. Now the "on" vs "in" thing is arbitrary too as in cultural of how you conceptualize that thing.

    • @shaelynmartin1996
      @shaelynmartin1996 Месяц назад +15

      @@rogercruz1547 The best way to conceptualize "on" vs "in" is basically like: You don't cook pasta "in" the stove, you cook it "on" the stove. And you don't bake a pie "on" the oven, you bake it "in" the oven. But that's more of the most basic use of the words. They're kind of the reverse of each other, if that helps a bit.
      So: You are dressed "in" clothes. You have clothing "on" your body. To be "in" is to be encased or surrounded. To be "on" is to be in direct contact and/or supported by something.
      --Attempted advice from English Lit major, not a linguistic by any stretch of the imagination lol

    • @Raspredval1337
      @Raspredval1337 Месяц назад +4

      @@wolfgar313 it is, since the same things can be gendered differently in different languages.
      BTW, imagine translating poetry from one gendered language to another, where the author 'assigns' human femm or masc features to gendered things, that are gendered differently in the language you're translating it into 😱

    • @rogercruz1547
      @rogercruz1547 Месяц назад +2

      @@shaelynmartin1996 For physical things yes, for abstract things it's random.

  • @Beagle20
    @Beagle20 Месяц назад +32

    4:19 came from the soul, I have never heard an Emkay narrator feel so emotional about something before. Usually it’s just passive aggressive or at least still explaining why they hate something, but when stuffing seasoned lattes are introduced, no, that cannot stand.

  • @ToraTiger07
    @ToraTiger07 Месяц назад +58

    5:13 The way the Stray kids poster is cut out of frame makes Han look slightly concerned for this stay. However that dog bed does look pretty comfortable
    Stray kids everywhere all around the world

    • @Alchera201
      @Alchera201 Месяц назад +1

      high five from an atiny 🖐

    • @ToraTiger07
      @ToraTiger07 Месяц назад +1

      @Alchera201 high five 👋

  • @CreatorProductionsOriginal
    @CreatorProductionsOriginal Месяц назад +197

    The smoke detector would have to turn back on every now and then or so, after all, cooking is the one of the main ways you could endup starting a fire in your home

    • @ChaotiX1
      @ChaotiX1 Месяц назад +26

      arsonists after breaking in, dowsing everything in gasoline, and lighting a match: "I'm only cooking"

    • @thefiresworddragon927
      @thefiresworddragon927 Месяц назад +6

      Give us smoke detectors that detect smoke, not humidity, in the country known for humidity when it's hot, and we'll actually use smoke detectors.

    • @CreatorProductionsOriginal
      @CreatorProductionsOriginal Месяц назад +3

      @@ChaotiX1 so imagine if instead you could set what would be the word to temporarily deactivate it

    • @Luigi2262_
      @Luigi2262_ Месяц назад +6

      @@CreatorProductionsOriginal Make it a password. Preferably one that meets the password requirements for most website signups nowadays to make it weird and annoying for any arsonist (or you lol)

  • @theominouspigeon
    @theominouspigeon Месяц назад +1205

    cant wait for r/nonpoliticalbluesky

    • @jimothybimothy6
      @jimothybimothy6 Месяц назад +189

      thats just normal bluesky

    • @Artificer_
      @Artificer_ Месяц назад +113

      r/bluesky

    • @Deleted_Eevee
      @Deleted_Eevee Месяц назад +86

      r/politicalbluesky

    • @skootergirl22
      @skootergirl22 Месяц назад +30

      Was thinking the same thing. It is pre x Twitter, after all

    • @skootergirl22
      @skootergirl22 Месяц назад +15

      ​@jimothybimothy6 idk I've seen a lot of posts about the election and arguments even blockings happen

  • @TheSolidMidgetOfficial
    @TheSolidMidgetOfficial Месяц назад +28

    11:03
    Therapy ❌️
    Restore a coal-fired
    steam engine then operate it unpaid
    in their spare time instead of going to
    therapy ✅️

  • @Lunar994
    @Lunar994 Месяц назад +31

    2:44 When you ache everywhere and can no longer eat certain foods you love without your body going "Nope".

  • @Shatterverse
    @Shatterverse Месяц назад +27

    The rule is my fiancee cannot put up a single Xmas thing until December 1. I'm a veteran of the war on Xmas, aligned with the Oct-Nov alliance to keep everybody in their respective months before Halloween snaps and makes the horror Xmas genre the new all-winter norm.

    • @doomsdayrabbit4398
      @doomsdayrabbit4398 Месяц назад +14

      Halloween needs to be defended at all costs. It's the only holiday holding off Christmas from its attempts to fully take over July, and you _know_ what'll happen if Uncle Sam's realm gets invaded.

  • @montaredpanda8095
    @montaredpanda8095 Месяц назад +70

    0:17 I’d rather have a crack on my screen

    • @danikadickson8394
      @danikadickson8394 Месяц назад +2

      Just imagine owning a bearded dragon have having to feed those to it basically every day and having to keep a box of them in your room worrying on if they’ll escape or not (totally not talking about my own experience)

  • @TheCraftyWitchUK
    @TheCraftyWitchUK Месяц назад +34

    Can confirm, 45 and still feel like I’m “playing dress up”

  • @erdtroll7010
    @erdtroll7010 Месяц назад +20

    9:52 i mean you can replace the books with phones and it‘d be modern
    But then there‘d be people who would twist this to deliver the “phone bad“ message but eh, cant have a rainbow without rain.
    C‘est la vie

  • @RosesTeaAndASD
    @RosesTeaAndASD Месяц назад +60

    2:56 I'm 40 and autistic. Still feel like a teen in an adult costume.
    Kinda adulting, kinda not🤷‍♀️

    • @Opharg
      @Opharg Месяц назад +7

      I was forced to adult the last 2 weeks in my job, can't wait for the adult to come back so I can just do my job again. I can do it, just don't like it.

    • @herrhartmann3036
      @herrhartmann3036 Месяц назад +5

      I successfully avoided becoming an adult for 30 years and counting ...

    • @emeraldfinder5
      @emeraldfinder5 Месяц назад +5

      Looked through timed for an answer, not the answer I was looking for but the one I needed to hear

    • @Localcourtjester4hire
      @Localcourtjester4hire Месяц назад

      ADULTING!

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon Месяц назад +2

      I'm 24 and autistic and I can't drive and I still live with my parents. Still working on my associate's degree. Sometimes I think I have been 15 years old for 9 years.

  • @xXMusicMixxiXx
    @xXMusicMixxiXx Месяц назад +18

    10:15 That's San from Ateez! He was demonstrating why they're not allowed to jump anymore. Don't want them to get injured 😂

    • @Alchera201
      @Alchera201 Месяц назад +3

      Never expected to stumble upon him in a random twitter meme compilation 😆

  • @SirAsdf
    @SirAsdf Месяц назад +25

    0:52 r/BatmanArkham has long since lost all sense of sanity. It's basically a bunch of shitposts that have vague connections to anything Batman related anymore.

  • @iris_drawssandwiches
    @iris_drawssandwiches Месяц назад +51

    8:19 Sonic lore manager also confirms Sonic is on the run

    • @CR1MSONACE
      @CR1MSONACE Месяц назад +6

      In other sonic lore news, he's aromantic.

    • @JustCallMeFran-i6v
      @JustCallMeFran-i6v Месяц назад +4

      @@CR1MSONACE aromatic

    • @NeoLegend9094
      @NeoLegend9094 Месяц назад +5

      @@JustCallMeFran-i6v
      He smells good????

  • @andrewfortmusic
    @andrewfortmusic Месяц назад +12

    2:30 -- Fairy shrimp are a real thing!! On a hike with my friends in northern Arizona we found a vernal pool filled with them! I thought they were some sort of insect larval stage but after a couple hours of research they turned out to be fairy shrimp!

  • @bridgetbenson6291
    @bridgetbenson6291 Месяц назад +19

    2:59 I'm 43 and I still feel like a kid. I just keep pretending I'm an adult and I know what I'm doing.

  • @eimelow0
    @eimelow0 Месяц назад +43

    7:12 never thought I’d see Insym on here🤣

    • @CodeNascher_
      @CodeNascher_ Месяц назад +5

      same, haha. at first glance i thought it was just the same pfp

    • @Username_broken
      @Username_broken Месяц назад +4

      And 20 seconds after that is a ghost related post

    • @nighttorcher
      @nighttorcher Месяц назад

      Same

    • @CrsD-Assxssin
      @CrsD-Assxssin Месяц назад

      "YOU PIECE!" cit. Insym

  • @Filves1773-n4b
    @Filves1773-n4b Месяц назад +51

    "I've never seen this incest before" 😂

    • @Cookiekopter
      @Cookiekopter Месяц назад +7

      implies he's seen other incests though

    • @toasterhavingabath6980
      @toasterhavingabath6980 Месяц назад +4

      ​@@Cookiekopterwell yeah, they're everywhere

    • @ava_ava_ava_ava_ava
      @ava_ava_ava_ava_ava Месяц назад

      @toasterhavingabath6980 especially during the summer! incest are everywhere during that time of year!

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 Месяц назад +7

    02:20
    I’ve never seen one in-person either, but I know they exist because Dwight Tharp caught a hummingbird hawkmoth in one chapter of _Darth Paper Strikes Back: An Origami Yoda Book_ by Tom Angleberger.

  • @KindHeartedGoat
    @KindHeartedGoat Месяц назад +15

    3:20: THEY GOT BAJA BLAST IN *CANS* ?!!?!

  • @Fany792
    @Fany792 Месяц назад +19

    3:49 when you get tired of Duolingo's threats

  • @Wildkirblet
    @Wildkirblet Месяц назад +2

    13:26 my high school math teacher was named "Richard Long" and you know his parents had a good sense of humor

  • @trixfox45
    @trixfox45 Месяц назад +2

    "stop bouncing your leg it's annoying me"
    But my mom would do the exact same thing. So I eventually stopped and now Rock back and forth ,so I get told I look like an insane person or she will copy me to make fun of me.
    I hate it ,can't I just do something in peace ,especially when she does similar ?!
    I can't just sit still but doesn't matter what I do I get complains or made fun of ,I hate it.

  • @pyrotf2enjoyer
    @pyrotf2enjoyer Месяц назад +24

    0:43 OFFICER BALD

  • @wweis6772
    @wweis6772 Месяц назад +6

    11:55 Oh, congrats on full immunity to neurodegenerative diseases

  • @Wandering1515
    @Wandering1515 Месяц назад +42

    Anyone else just realised sonic only has a single eye that has 2 pupils in?

  • @Ryan_phoenix_257
    @Ryan_phoenix_257 Месяц назад +3

    11:39 My body agrees. sneezed twice, the third and I felt something under my ribs pop

  • @RadiONIchan
    @RadiONIchan Месяц назад +13

    @2:45 ... I passed 40, and the feeling hasn't gone yet.

  • @samdemel4126
    @samdemel4126 Месяц назад +6

    12:02 what’s that brain maggot? Your starving. Yeah me to.

  • @cameroneridan4558
    @cameroneridan4558 Месяц назад +2

    10:52 funny joke aside, people often leave cards with money taped to their mailboxes as gifts for their postpeople in Germany

  • @spooksmcgee8790
    @spooksmcgee8790 Месяц назад +12

    1:00 Okay so as a batmanarkham enjoyer, the whole fucking subreddit is mentally insane. Its been so long since an arkham game the whole subreddit is just shitposting and insanity. Its hilarious.

    • @liamprogamer2322
      @liamprogamer2322 Месяц назад

      Didn't a new arkham game come out recently? The VR one not SSKTJL

    • @Alex-gg9ht
      @Alex-gg9ht Месяц назад +2

      It's not hilarious. The shitposts are low effort memes and y'all just upvote the first meme you see.

    • @spooksmcgee8790
      @spooksmcgee8790 Месяц назад

      @@Alex-gg9ht officer balls

  • @karituurihalme1007
    @karituurihalme1007 Месяц назад +8

    3:00 I stopped feeling like I was pretending to adult around 35. Very soon after I ran out of Fs that I gave.

  • @Tsunamicat108
    @Tsunamicat108 Месяц назад +10

    5:07 Imma be honest I once fell asleep in my dog's bed as a kid (idk how it happened) but it was surprisingly comfortable.
    I get why this person would do that

  • @Danka42
    @Danka42 Месяц назад +3

    "Not sure how my cat got in there"
    Classic cat 😂

  • @notagoat281
    @notagoat281 Месяц назад +9

    13:55 Good. I still haven't forgiven them for all those cartoons they tried to erase from existence for the sake of a tax write off.

  • @eluvianii
    @eluvianii Месяц назад +5

    Ok but nothing excites me more while browsing youtube than like a 3 hour video on a 1992 game I'm never gonna play

  • @fledermau5801
    @fledermau5801 Месяц назад +5

    1:04 OFFICER BALLS

  • @Joel-nu1ed
    @Joel-nu1ed Месяц назад +5

    13:05 the first two combined both owned by a lesbian couple(and I won’t be surprised if he could find that over Amsterdam were really anywhere in Europe)

  • @Sn0w7ir3
    @Sn0w7ir3 Месяц назад +9

    No no keep sending the cat. Cat is good. Cat pic will never not cheer people up. 0:12

  • @steve1978ger
    @steve1978ger Месяц назад +6

    14:30:
    giant olives,
    mushroom salad,
    butter bean salad,
    and I'm not sure about the last one, but I'm sure it's delicious.

  • @Kattlarv
    @Kattlarv Месяц назад +4

    Cyberpunk: All our women are canonically forcefully circumcized! Our fans *love* it!
    League: All our women are drawn as men with hyper sized pingu by our own fandom. Even the shortstacks. Nothing we release makes them stop. Their hatred of the female form knows no bounds.

  • @notagoat281
    @notagoat281 Месяц назад +31

    Don't get me wrong, Christmas is great, but it needs to _stay in its lane._ Christmas season should last from December 1st to maybe halfway through January. It shouldn't start the second corporations think they can sell Christmas stuff and end the second they can't anymore. Because, let's be real, that's what defines its current boundaries.

    • @SeanBreitbach
      @SeanBreitbach Месяц назад +5

      It's so annoying how Christmas starts as soon as October is over. November should not be Christmas season.

    • @Localcourtjester4hire
      @Localcourtjester4hire Месяц назад +1

      Yeah

    • @darkthedarker
      @darkthedarker Месяц назад +1

      Fr bc why am I getting ads for Christmas shopping in September????

  • @CoolZack94
    @CoolZack94 Месяц назад +19

    Okay, that Lego post was my favorite out of every video you did. Just bc the Cat typed it lol.

  • @hattocatto
    @hattocatto Месяц назад +1

    13:34 that's why a video essay I have on the works has been in pre production for 2 years, to avoid SLOP

  • @doofus-noire
    @doofus-noire Месяц назад +22

    Wakey Wakey, Emkay just saved me

  • @puppymolly123
    @puppymolly123 Месяц назад +12

    2:45 I’m in my 30s and can confirm that it does not stop.

    • @ExistentialCrisis1984
      @ExistentialCrisis1984 Месяц назад +2

      Hey did you mean 2:45

    • @its_yourbedtime
      @its_yourbedtime Месяц назад

      military timestamp

    • @puppymolly123
      @puppymolly123 Месяц назад

      @@ExistentialCrisis1984Oh my God yes haha. That’s what I get for multitasking. I looked at the video length instead of where I actually was in the video!

    • @puppymolly123
      @puppymolly123 Месяц назад

      @@ExistentialCrisis1984Thanks fixed it

    • @puppymolly123
      @puppymolly123 Месяц назад

      @@its_yourbedtimefixed

  • @groosL
    @groosL Месяц назад +10

    1:05 Officer Bald

  • @internetlurker1850
    @internetlurker1850 Месяц назад +11

    4:27 The fault lies with you, Ishmael..!

  • @thatcasualdragon2975
    @thatcasualdragon2975 Месяц назад +5

    14:01 I can't find the actual source of this. They cited Deadline but neither their twitter nor website have anything about this. The reason I went looking was because I wanted to know how big the wire/spools were, as 2 lbs of wire like that would sell for about $7 to a recycler. Actually, Deadline seems to have pretty positive news about Warner Bros at the moment.

  • @jordananderson2728
    @jordananderson2728 Месяц назад +5

    Neighbor downstairs could have burned my building down because they set their food on fire.
    Cooking is like the main reason we have those lol

  • @noelhutchins7366
    @noelhutchins7366 Месяц назад +2

    5:05 bring a fresh-new-dog-bed camping: super-warm & fluffy compared to camping pads; you'll never camp without it once you try a dog-bed

  • @christopherg2347
    @christopherg2347 Месяц назад +7

    2:02 "Damn you Autocarrot!"

  • @nerdypenguin9164
    @nerdypenguin9164 Месяц назад +3

    I'm in my thirties and still feel like a teenager in an adult costume

  • @SuperChava
    @SuperChava Месяц назад +2

    I’m not even halfway through and I think this needs MORE videos on this series

  • @memetech-
    @memetech- 12 дней назад +1

    Wait, does the Veterans Day plan contain 2 hours of bathroom break?

  • @Ktllynn
    @Ktllynn Месяц назад +5

    4:02 This is an abomination to cooking and I am going to cry myself to sleep now having nightmares about Baja Blast chicken. 😧😔🙏

  • @AvaMiller-o1x
    @AvaMiller-o1x Месяц назад +23

    You deserve way more views!

  • @dragoncatvi
    @dragoncatvi Месяц назад +7

    9:20 I used to call it Kiribati too not to be the grammar police but it’s pronounced kiribass if you don’t wanna be stormed by more grammar police in the future :’)

  • @WilburJaywright
    @WilburJaywright Месяц назад +11

    0:00 If I fits, I sits.

  • @alexbrewer9930
    @alexbrewer9930 Месяц назад +5

    My buddy, that never stops. 2:51 or at least it doesn’t happen in the 20s.

  • @Yuruble
    @Yuruble 2 дня назад

    8:10 - I saw something that said hell wasn't bad, but it's where you go if there's something you need to work on take yourself better. Like getting rid of self doubt, or boosting your confidence.

  • @HarmonyMoonbeam024
    @HarmonyMoonbeam024 Месяц назад +2

    7:08 Huh, never thought I’d see the Phasmo master in one of these lol

  • @tergish1
    @tergish1 Месяц назад +1

    I’m 30 and can confirm you never really stop feeling like a teenager in an adult costume. You just get to drink and get tattoos now

  • @KatyTerBerg
    @KatyTerBerg Месяц назад +1

    8:00 As someone whose weekend job is produce clerk, you can absolutely try a grape. Half of those grapes will end up going to compost anyway. 😅

  • @Thecrazygamerkid0616
    @Thecrazygamerkid0616 Месяц назад +1

    13:00 - theater and that's my town welcome to Mayo Florida.

  • @NachoCheeseDorito-Kun
    @NachoCheeseDorito-Kun Месяц назад +1

    The consistent replacement of "Insect" throughout the video sent me.

  • @chunkeymon2993
    @chunkeymon2993 Месяц назад +6

    11:13 exactly what I'm saying.

  • @penguinslippers
    @penguinslippers Месяц назад

    4:42 fun fact I bounce my leg, and it got so intense once when I was visiting my grandmother in the western US, that when the table started visibly shaking she thought an earthquake was happening.

  • @georgejones3526
    @georgejones3526 Месяц назад

    40% of all insect species are now threatened with extinction, and there has been a vast decline in insect numbers since 1970.

  • @briGonzalez-xk4qv
    @briGonzalez-xk4qv Месяц назад

    13:39 on a similar topic, funky frog bait, a video essay person, gets my attention within 1 minute and it’s scary. Like, what do you mean I sat down for an hour? ITS BEEN 5 MINUTES I SWEAR!

  • @satibel
    @satibel Месяц назад +2

    My favorite insult : what's your favorite flavour of crayon?

  • @aSipOfHemlocktea
    @aSipOfHemlocktea 13 дней назад

    For real for real I have size 18 American shoes and my bowling alley was one of the only places I've been to that actually had shoes in my size and no one else wears them. When I talked to the guy behind the counter he said I am literally the only person he has ever met who wears that size and they are so comfy because I've only worn them a couple of times

  • @cutelilscrafty
    @cutelilscrafty Месяц назад +1

    4:18 I work at Starbucks, and we actually do have a Cranberry drink on our menu for Winter this year. It's actually not bad, either.

  • @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
    @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit Месяц назад

    3:57 "it's not good, it's not bad" Sir, this chicken looketh as if it shall jump into motion and devour thy brain.

  • @EmnM2010
    @EmnM2010 Месяц назад

    2:53 Someday probably in your late 20s/early 30s, you'll address an authority figure in your life by their first name on accident and get all embarrassed, but they will smile kindly and say, "We're all adults here, you can call me by my name if you want." It's magical.

  • @aribantala
    @aribantala Месяц назад +2

    0:03 Man, some good therapist you got there bro

  • @nathaniellippert9238
    @nathaniellippert9238 Месяц назад +5

    4:34, Dinkleberg!!!

  • @Horystar
    @Horystar Месяц назад +4

    13:00 guy just needs to move to France.

  • @LowLevelWarrior
    @LowLevelWarrior Месяц назад +4

    3:30 are you cooking or making a witch potion?

  • @PrincessFidelma
    @PrincessFidelma Месяц назад

    I'm with the coal-fired steam engine men at 11:04. Steam engines are so friggin amazing. There used to be a steam engine festival in my town, they would start arriving from Thursday, and some of them would stay overnight near my house. They would trundle past Saturday morning and back again in the evening, and again on Sunday morning to salute drive past Richard Trevethick's (old timey steam inventor) grave, then off home. And I 💩 you not, the rumbling engines, the ParParp steam whistle, the smell, it was the best fkn weekend of the year.

  • @Teaghan_08
    @Teaghan_08 Месяц назад

    5:09 i love that this person is a Stay, a Carat and an Engene, this says smth abt our fandoms😭

  • @Der_Muffin_Mann
    @Der_Muffin_Mann Месяц назад +1

    12:55 I'm now very grateful to live in a town just like that

  • @Jay-Loves-Cookies
    @Jay-Loves-Cookies Месяц назад

    That post about the dark fall is totally true. If you live high up like alaska or canada in the summer it could be midnight and the sky will be so bright; it's always extreme in one way or another.

  • @DavidSmithsTardis
    @DavidSmithsTardis Месяц назад +1

    12:00 "If you were in a zombie apocalypse you would survive because the zombies wouldn't be able to find a brain in you."

  • @matildarose
    @matildarose Месяц назад

    2:56 in my early 40s. The only thing that changes is that I can't call myself a teenager anymore. Still feel like I put on an adult custome to do errands before turning into a gremlin the moment I arrive home.

  • @cameroneridan4558
    @cameroneridan4558 Месяц назад +1

    6:29 well of course cats be having microplastics too
    we didn't first find microplastics in our blood and then deduce they're everywhere, we found them in deep-sea fish and then we looked in livestock, and then we looked inside ourselves
    there's not a plant, fungus, or animal on this entire planet - other than potentially in some sealed off cave somewhere - that doesn't have microplastics in it

  • @Damonkebarae
    @Damonkebarae Месяц назад

    8:16 Sonic chooses to be homeless, he enjoys running around and enjoying the nature, and when he needs to he stays at tails house.

  • @overpoweredsteamproduction513
    @overpoweredsteamproduction513 Месяц назад

    11:11 as one who works on a full size steam locomotive the people you work with and the machinery you repair ARE your therapy

  • @CaptainSaucyNoodles
    @CaptainSaucyNoodles Месяц назад +4

    7:57 the account called "fruits of my labor" is probably the produce guy and thats the joke lol

  • @kataratakaran5271
    @kataratakaran5271 Месяц назад +2

    we got gingerbread latte here if thats a decent bridge from Pumpkin Spice to Peppymint

  • @gabrielc7861
    @gabrielc7861 Месяц назад +3

    12:50 science witch