The way he asked that guy to plug his 4% battery phone like that made me notice mine was also at 4%, thus avoiding it to turn off on its own. Thanks Emkay.
@@honeysickle I only know a few details. I got a book of old Chinese ghost stories(some true some totally fiction for fun) and the into said that they were included in the first emperors book burnings(and the burying alive of scholars). I need to read up more on it. Imagine what was lost....insane. Also the library Alexandria was sacked and burned a few times before its final destruction.
5:05 C and D have no continuous pattern, so I think it’s safe to cross them off. And it says "Two Zero Two Four" not "Two Zeros Two Fours" so I would have to go with A
Not only that, the girl legit photoshopped tits onto her chest. There's LITERALLY a line on top of those jiggly watermelons, and the juicy basketballs on her chest were a slightly lighter shade of her skin, proving that it was just photoshopped.
@bacon hair poseibky, but there is also a free next to her which could be the cause of some varied lighting, which you have noted as the change in skin tone :)
Technically, Rootbeer is a kind of beer, and I'm not talking about just the name, traditionally, rootbeer was made by mixing the leftovers from brewing beer with Sassafrass root, becoming a literal "child's beer", ironically, Gingerale got a similar treatment, the leftovers from making ale were mixed with ginger to make Gingered Ale. As for Butterscotch, that was traditionally made by buttering scotch to make Buttered Scotch. You are welcome for these historical facts, use them responsibly.
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 225 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
the reason for oddly specific speed limits is because before there were traffic lights, if every car went the speed limit, nobody would ever have to stop at red lights.
9:20 Knife can be used for the gun fight if you can reach inner spy (TF2 reference) Water can make the enemy slip, and with a knife, they may stab themself Lid can knock out the enemy in both lid and gun fight, also depending on how thick it is, it can block bullets and the knife. So a lid is the most useful, thank you for the talk about tools
(0:10) What counts as a phone number? If you count the full number, a Swedish number always starts with a zero, so it'll never look like one (unless one of the special ones of course, like 112). But if you ignore the prefix, the shortest should be 100 000 kr, which is about 10 000 €.
When you know Robin's not been in a mentally good place but he still turned out to do his Emkay job and did a live stream. 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕜 𝕦𝕡, 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕜𝕖𝕖𝕡♥
When I was in third grade I saw one of the "why or why not" questions for the very first time and genuinely didn't understand what it meant so I put "why not". I wasn't the brightest kid 😂
Nonsense, it’s perfectly fine to be confused by questions like “why or why not?” when you’re in the third grade. It’s both a polar question and an expressive question
I have a pick up line I want to tell everyone in comments ・AHEM・ Is it just me or am I a seal? Cause I always wanna clap for you! Good or not, I think it was the best pick up line I've ever made
5:03 Technically, option A is correct because when option B is correct, "Two Zeros Two Fours" would be written there, when option C was correct, "Two Zeros Two Four" would be written there, and when option D was correct, "Two Zero Two Fours" would be written there.
5:01 the answer is ether A or B,A is turning the words to numbers and B is turning the Zero into 0 and turning the four into 4 and leaving the tows alone,
Oh my god... I laughed rather too loudly at that ignorance vs apathy response. Good job I wasn't eating anything at the time, or I'd not be able to see my monitor for half chewed food sprayed on it
9:19 If I'm understanding this correctly you can win 3/4 of these fights by bringing a water gun as you win 2/4 of them by bringing a gun and 1/4 of them with water and a water gun falls in both of those categories.
please, god, not that horrible censor sound, i finally started watching deelee again after he stopped using it and now it's here, i want to scoop my eardrums out with razor-blade-covered spoons whenever I hear it......
Teacher: "You can't breathe underwater" *Guy with jug on his hand* Robin: "He's also under pressure" Me: "We're always under pressure, just even more so in water"
0:41 I can’t speak for root beer but I can speak for creamsoda in glass bottles and square glasses.... looks exactly like beer, so much it freaked my parrents out for a moment until they saw the label to the bottle LoL Also, there was literally another time I brought a soda that said “birch beer” in music store and the store clerk told me “no alcohol in the store” IT WAS JUST A BIRCH SODA!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If everything in a store was free for ten minutes and I didn't have to worry about getting trampled, I'd just stick my arm out against a shelf and just run while steering a series of carts with my other hand
0:43 Squares are 2-dimensional and thus can not hold anything bc they do not have volume. Therefore, he could at best have a "cube glass" and could still then end up with beer because root beer doesn't specify cube or square. Also, his glass was a rectangular prism.
At 4:59, the 12.3 miles per hour is ~20 km per hour. I assume the speed limit was supposed to be 20 km/h but due to the imperial system it had to be written as 12.3 miles.
Technically bringing water to a gun fight is a good idea if you can soak the gunpowder. Then it won’t ignite and you can just beat the guy up because he can’t shoot you.
6:07 I'm convinced printers choose favourites. My proof? My mom got a printer after her old one broke and it rarely if ever works for her. It does, however, work for me almost 100 percent of the time. Hence why I know printers choose favourites.
9:38 actually, in Oklahoma, it is illegal to swear in public, in front of a woman, or in front of a child under the age of 10. So yes, it is illegal, at least in Oklahoma.
can we appreciate the fact that a lot these have been around for over a decade and are still funny
it's universal law these will always be funny.
@@Perzoenightshade9041 veggietales
@@theREALsilviautism I'm sorry what?
@@Perzoenightshade9041 veggietales
Yea its a joke, like your life
"Work until your bank account looks like a phone number"
Australia: 000
Dude I live in Australia and that’s literally what I was thinking
ours is 112
@@electricangel1001 same
Lmao I live here and thought that
ok
The “wocky slush” hit me out of nowhere 💀
Deele reference????
Yeah
I hate that sound so much, but the video is still really good.
Had some traumatic backflashes but probably will survive
Yep
me too
The way he asked that guy to plug his 4% battery phone like that made me notice mine was also at 4%, thus avoiding it to turn off on its own.
Thanks Emkay.
3:18
saying shark infested waters is like saying human infested houses
@ANA MAISARAH BINTI MAISURI Moe sorry
Covid be like
thats exactly what i said
or human infested land
The 27 year old thing with the cake, it actually was pretty clever
I don't get it actually. Mind to explain it?
@@Bruh-og7mh Not sure if your joking or not but 9x3=27
Same with 3x9=27
@@loganwalker8537 ah, I didn't see the multiply there lol. Nah I'm not joking, I genuinely don't know
@@loganwalker8537 thank you logan
"You see officer, I just wanted a girl who's heart I could be close to."
Nonononononononononinonononono
DO NOT
I’m not an officer though, I’m an imposter!! (Proceeds to cut your heart out and burn it)
haha what a funny joke
wait a second
Nice lol. Wait a fucking second.
I always forget that the library of alexandria contained like the entirety of past human history
every time I think about the library of alexandria I want to cry
Lets not forget the great book burning in ancient China...sorry if you didnt know about it.
@@paticusmaximus12 if you don't mind, would you tell me a bit more about it? It sounds interesting!
@@honeysickle I only know a few details. I got a book of old Chinese ghost stories(some true some totally fiction for fun) and the into said that they were included in the first emperors book burnings(and the burying alive of scholars). I need to read up more on it. Imagine what was lost....insane.
Also the library Alexandria was sacked and burned a few times before its final destruction.
Actually by the time of the burning the library's contents were mostly tax records. So all we lost was some farmer's debt.
5:05 C and D have no continuous pattern, so I think it’s safe to cross them off. And it says "Two Zero Two Four" not "Two Zeros Two Fours" so I would have to go with A
C and D do have a pattern.
C: 0024 -> 2 zeros 24
D: 2044 -> 20 2 fours
@@aaanimations_ what they mean is it's not continuous
@@izellove783 k but it's the truth
@@aaanimations_ zeroS and fourS not zero and four
@@xenird bruv wut
"Make the first move"
"Knight to F3"
Robin: "Who the [heck] says that?"
Me, a chess nerd: *cries in the corner*
Actually he should go to H7
İt need to be d3
@@redacted3368 why?
@@ithielwetz the best move is d4 at start
@@redacted3368 im going to H7
"Would you take me to the beach?"
"Looks like you're already on the beach."
That moment when a th- on the internet tries to be slick.
*May* you take me to the beach
perfect timing
@@beaclaster **read**
Not only that, the girl legit photoshopped tits onto her chest. There's LITERALLY a line on top of those jiggly watermelons, and the juicy basketballs on her chest were a slightly lighter shade of her skin, proving that it was just photoshopped.
@bacon hair poseibky, but there is also a free next to her which could be the cause of some varied lighting, which you have noted as the change in skin tone :)
“Not as cool as the thinking chair though” THATS AN ORIGINAL BLUES CLUES REFERENCE!
Ah, so he did make a Blues Clues reference. Nice
Nice
Yes! My man is a Blue's Clues OG too!
BLUES CLUES
If you don't recognize Blue's Clues references, you had no childhood.
Robin: daily video (singular version of videos)
Me: sees 2 videos
Me: *confused look*
Well its still daily
@@ConFlow247
r/technicallythetruth in a video about r/technicallythetruth
@@ConFlow247 video (singular) long animated picture
(Videos: plr) more than one long animated picture
@@cobrasharkgaming7830 true but theyre still posting a video daily
@@purplehatter550 r/technicallythetruth
"It's 2021, grow up."
I mean, we all do. We get one year older ehehe
You guys get the older damm I'm older then the world I'm old
I lived for eternitys
Lol
@@ithielwetz How old are you? Are you living for eternity?
I'm not very old as you. I don't live for eternity, I live for myself.
@Elgin De Leon I'm older then 30 Duzentilliarde Years
@@ithielwetz how does it feel to live that long lol
10:20 ignore that time a crew of SkyLab technically became space pirates by refusing to obey commands from ground control so they could take a break.
5:07 My dumbass thought that Dublin was a character from the Micky Mouse universe. Dublin is the capital of Ireland, I’m Irish, I live in Ireland!
To be honest i thought the same.
Im from dublin, it would be funny to say same, but no
He said it needed eight characters and one capital.
I'm american and I'm from the water
LMAOOO
You Never fail to amaze me EmKay
John A. EmKay really works hard to make the highest quality videos possible
same
This is a John M.K. moment
Is that an insult?
@@gamerguydoesepix5530 Youd be Xiong
2:51 **exists**
Me that knows that you can't use the bell if you're unsubscribed:
"Wait, that's illegal"
Lmao unsubbing
illegal system
I wanna like this comment but its at 69.
@@happykermit7221 Nice
@@playday663 well its now at 70 so time to like it
Did you know? Left-handed people are statistically more likely to finishing their exams on time than people with no hands.
3:35
“Apathy is a tragedy and boredom is a crime~”
-Bo Burnham
“Anything and everything, all of the time!”
Technically, Rootbeer is a kind of beer, and I'm not talking about just the name, traditionally, rootbeer was made by mixing the leftovers from brewing beer with Sassafrass root, becoming a literal "child's beer", ironically, Gingerale got a similar treatment, the leftovers from making ale were mixed with ginger to make Gingered Ale. As for Butterscotch, that was traditionally made by buttering scotch to make Buttered Scotch. You are welcome for these historical facts, use them responsibly.
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine.
Day 225 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
Anyone:
-r/HumansBeingBros
-r/Wellthatsucks
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
Thanks! :D
NICE KEEP IT UP
I love this
Go for it man!!!
Lol
I appreciate your dedication
the reason for oddly specific speed limits is because before there were traffic lights, if every car went the speed limit, nobody would ever have to stop at red lights.
I love how robin truly appreciates how unfunny most posts are
We live in a society where recommendations are faster than notifications
Surely I’m not the only one who for the entire video was saying *just why* in their head? 🤣
I've got one: *"The Taller Your Boyfriend, The More Dinstance Your Relationship Is"*
3:33
:Can we get an applause please?
You just gave one
9:20
Knife can be used for the gun fight if you can reach inner spy (TF2 reference)
Water can make the enemy slip, and with a knife, they may stab themself
Lid can knock out the enemy in both lid and gun fight, also depending on how thick it is, it can block bullets and the knife.
So a lid is the most useful, thank you for the talk about tools
Oh no the "wocky slime" has jumped from Deelee to Emkay!
I swear to god its like a disease
Next it's one of the other narrator's channels
I’m the only one who loves it istg
@@eyemoisturizer I love it too.
wocky...slime? do you mean wocky slush?
The DeeLee Wocky Slush sound had me do a reality check
i can't go to sleep without watching atleast one Emkay video
Saaaammmeeee
Goodnight
uǝɥʇ llǝM
@@cucnguyen22243 please don't shoot me 😳
@@nonameavailable16 *shoot
bro i died laughing from the "QUACKITY SLACK" swear word blurring sound
7:42 for anyone who doesnt understand this, it basically means that the time lasts longer to cut hair shorter
Did you know that the 3 fingers on Emkays YT pic represents robin, damien and lexi? no?
i didnt either, i just made this up.
wait, then what about jack???
@@ashtonisvibing4763 he's the thumb
I hate it when bread lies to me.
@@monkerulz is slazo the other finger?
Hi bread, I'm dad
Me: *sees the thumbnail*
Oh come on! They got my test too
When he said "for some reason this is making me hungry", I got an ad about shrimp
Thank you editor for keeping us up to date with the development about this astronaut. Got to appreciate this honest work
I just like how calmly he says it on “my skin is literally melting”
Yah I give you a small advice don't live on the sun
@@ithielwetz ok
I like how when he brings a lid to a knife fight it becomes a hat.
Could have used a shield
1:51
..this... This post just changed my life!
That pfp gives me suffer.
@@sonataavalon6017 L
@@mizzyforeverg6452 New mod idea?
@@sonataavalon6017 perhaps
2:53
wow that was actually helpful i never new that shortcut
emkay is educational
0:15
"im your host robin"
People who work in a bank:
*SWEATING*
“Work until your bank account looks like a phone number”
Joke’s on them, Australia’s emergency phone number is 000
I'm glad Robin seems to be feeling better since last time ge did this subreddit
(0:10) What counts as a phone number?
If you count the full number, a Swedish number always starts with a zero, so it'll never look like one (unless one of the special ones of course, like 112). But if you ignore the prefix, the shortest should be 100 000 kr, which is about 10 000 €.
I love how everybody talks about 20+ tabs being a lot while I'm out here with like 200 xD
Your Motto: A nother one
0:46 AY YO UNDER APPRECIATED JOKE (math joke lol, root beer, square glass, squaring a number canceled out the root symbol)
When you know Robin's not been in a mentally good place but he still turned out to do his Emkay job and did a live stream.
𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕜 𝕦𝕡, 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕜𝕖𝕖𝕡♥
True much but I couldn't help noticing, Yoda are you?
@@krystalandrews9524 yeah, an encouragement yoda meme, i have found.
With that last sentence, what up with that, Yoda are you know?
9:58 this man is a god, he deserves a sub for saying that
When I was in third grade I saw one of the "why or why not" questions for the very first time and genuinely didn't understand what it meant so I put "why not". I wasn't the brightest kid 😂
Nonsense, it’s perfectly fine to be confused by questions like “why or why not?” when you’re in the third grade. It’s both a polar question and an expressive question
Day one of asking Damien and Robin to switch channels and try to impersonate the other
7:59 I imagined telling that to Gordon Ramsey and it became slightly harder to breathe
5:01 you see, if there multiple like 0044 you put an S after. Like Two zeros two fours. Same goes for C and D, so A is the right answer.
0:03
*Me living in Australia where the emergency number is 000*
🇬🇧 has 2 numbers: 999 and 112
1:59
I was just reading manga and it threw me off so much I was like why is he reading from left to right-
XD
Ima get a whole bunch of video game characters if things in a store became free for 10 minutes.
I have a pick up line I want to tell everyone in comments ・AHEM・
Is it just me or am I a seal? Cause I always wanna clap for you!
Good or not, I think it was the best pick up line I've ever made
You're a seal.
I'm gonna use this one everyone now
@@Potterwolves One everyone?
oh honey no no no no no no no no no no no
@@insaincaldo i meant on
5:03 Technically, option A is correct because when option B is correct, "Two Zeros Two Fours" would be written there, when option C was correct, "Two Zeros Two Four" would be written there, and when option D was correct, "Two Zero Two Fours" would be written there.
5:01 the answer is ether A or B,A is turning the words to numbers and B is turning the Zero into 0 and turning the four into 4 and leaving the tows alone,
btw I’d pick B.
Fun fact: you’re either early or it didn’t load
Yo yeah I'm as early as i can be
Sad
Sure
Yeah!
"Work until your bank account looks like a phone number"
Me, an Australian: $0.00
Oh my god... I laughed rather too loudly at that ignorance vs apathy response. Good job I wasn't eating anything at the time, or I'd not be able to see my monitor for half chewed food sprayed on it
Teacher: the test isnt that hard
THE TEST: 5:02
9:19 If I'm understanding this correctly you can win 3/4 of these fights by bringing a water gun as you win 2/4 of them by bringing a gun and 1/4 of them with water and a water gun falls in both of those categories.
1:10 if I had a nickel for every time I saw this meme on emkay I’d have 3 nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened 3 times
Bro I thought that one was a rectangle.
please, god, not that horrible censor sound, i finally started watching deelee again after he stopped using it and now it's here, i want to scoop my eardrums out with razor-blade-covered spoons whenever I hear it......
Sign: Road work ahead
“Yah, I sure hope it does”
Old memes. I’m so sorry😂
Robin saying idiot never gets old
I also got an add of someone sniffing their armpit. Who the wacky slush does that crap?
2:50 is just me on a daily basis when there's too many tabs open for me to handle
EmKay, don’t tell me YOU guys are using the wocky slush sound effect, too!
Where suggestion? 🦧
Wocky slush
Teacher: "You can't breathe underwater"
*Guy with jug on his hand*
Robin: "He's also under pressure"
Me: "We're always under pressure, just even more so in water"
0:41 I can’t speak for root beer but I can speak for creamsoda in glass bottles and square glasses.... looks exactly like beer, so much it freaked my parrents out for a moment until they saw the label to the bottle LoL Also, there was literally another time I brought a soda that said “birch beer” in music store and the store clerk told me “no alcohol in the store” IT WAS JUST A BIRCH SODA!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If everything in a store was free for ten minutes and I didn't have to worry about getting trampled, I'd just stick my arm out against a shelf and just run while steering a series of carts with my other hand
0:43 Squares are 2-dimensional and thus can not hold anything bc they do not have volume. Therefore, he could at best have a "cube glass" and could still then end up with beer because root beer doesn't specify cube or square. Also, his glass was a rectangular prism.
At 4:59, the 12.3 miles per hour is ~20 km per hour. I assume the speed limit was supposed to be 20 km/h but due to the imperial system it had to be written as 12.3 miles.
That’s entirely possible. There was an attempt in some areas to convert America to the metric system. It did not work very well
Fun fact: the indonesian temple at 6:49 is builded only in one night.
Heh, I’ve been watching quite a few of these, now I think you earn a sub! Keep the good compilations going guys, this is great.
"aiming at something will increase your chance of hitting the target"
game loading screen tips be like
I love that "wacky slime"
Slush not slime
I just saw an ad where a guy talks about how Godzilla’s radioactive breath makes it hard for him to have a girlfriend 😂
My day be so fine...
Then boom!
"Wocky slush!"
Feel this, every time I hear it I can feel my brain cells lighting themselves on fire
Technically bringing water to a gun fight is a good idea if you can soak the gunpowder. Then it won’t ignite and you can just beat the guy up because he can’t shoot you.
Can I just say the replacement for the cuss words........PPPPFFFTTTTTBHBHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH🤣🤣🤣🤣
The best thing outta the video honestly.
GUACKY SLIME Counter: 5
I just search up how dislocated your thumb and then as soon as I clicked searched all I seen was the notification going, “Why?”.
So the Google overlord does have some reason.
I have absolutely no idea what you just said.
The meme at 2:20 is factually inaccurate. Wikipedia is not copyrighted, therefore it is legal to download everything.
This was posted only 13 minutes ago and already 162 comments- that's a lot of followers EmKay xD
6:07 I'm convinced printers choose favourites. My proof? My mom got a printer after her old one broke and it rarely if ever works for her. It does, however, work for me almost 100 percent of the time. Hence why I know printers choose favourites.
9:38 actually, in Oklahoma, it is illegal to swear in public, in front of a woman, or in front of a child under the age of 10. So yes, it is illegal, at least in Oklahoma.
10:16
IMPOSTOR AMOGUS SUS SUSSY VENTED
1:17 I mean somethings going to happen if they stayed underwater with limited oxygen
When I heard the censor sound, I forgot I was watching EmKay for a moment
“What is not a microphone.”
-Xavier from Batman movie thing. (I think)
He truly is smart.
9:17
Lid is best answer. Knife fight dude got a hat, lid protect him from gun, it stops heat, and it is used for cooking.
10:35
does this person not realize earth is in space
Outside of Earth is what they meant. But technically you're correct
2:15
Tee is German for Tea
Don't capitalise "t"
It is "tea"
@@agustinbarquero8898 It doesn't matter, it's not like I'm commenting this for something important. 😐😒
**Grammer Nazi**
9:43
I mean he’s not wrong.. 😔
Emkay: 8:13 Bleeps Out The F Word
Emkay Also: 6:38 doesn’t even notice the kids name is F*****gFrog
5:14 Jokes aside, this is actually how password should look like