"My wifes going into labor,what should I do?" "Is this her first child?" "No, this is her husband" "no this is patrick" omg had me laughing so hardd this whole video made me cry because of how much i laughed
They are camo aren't they? Yes but no but since the note no mean yes is not viable so yes is not viable so the answer is no, but since no means its not a camo but they technically wearing xamu so yes is a viable option so no is not an option helppp me im over thinking it i still can't stop thinking it hellppppppppp im confused
@@jaxtonlango6554 Probably. It's been around for a bit. According to a quick 5 click (because I had accepted it without knowing) search, Buzz Lightyear of Toy Story fame is the progenitor. So, November of 1995 Pixar, long before Disney bought them.
Hardcour descriptions- Avengers endgame: Group of people set out to kill single father of 2 daughters who ended world hunger, Kill him then go back in time so they can kill him again and reverse his work.
9:00 I was expecting him to say trans rights after that lmao, but also side note I think that may be the first trans joke that was shown on EmKay, pretty cool.
(7:45) That reminds me of the Swedish joke. "Klockren" is an expression for something being perfect, which is a combination of "klocka" (clock) and "ren" (clean), which at first referred to sounds and voices sounding as perfect as a clean clock ringing. The joke here is that "ren" can also mean reindeer, so it also says "clock-reindeer", so you can find reindeer shaped clocks here. Perfect!
Let's all be honest here, a submarine floating in the sky is a rather horrifying idea Edit: When I wrote this comment I was thinking of an old U-Boat just float slowly along in the sky, barely passing over the edge of the skyscrapers. Also I live in the midwest, any submarines here would be a major reason for concern
0:53 When I was in the Navy, I was in a helicopter squadron. One of our aircraft is now at the bottom of the ocean because it wasn't properly chained down to the flight deck of a destroyer.
0:57 The USS William D Porter (#WillyD) was the first (and only) aircraft carrier (or ship of any kind) to be destroyed by underwater Kamakazi attack. The Kamakazi pilot had actually been shot down before reaching the ship but he hit the water with enough speed and velocity that the plane collided with the ships hull under the surface and exploded, punching a hole in the aircraft carrier.
Damien and Zamien got kidnapped and trapped inside the Emkay basement by Robin. The plot thickens
r/technicallythetruth question mark?
Ok so where is damien?
He is the og
I haven't watched in a couple months. I am confused as to where Damien is too.
XD
Duglife he quit or something
“so you’re camo?”
*well yes but actually no*
Kono suba
Congrats u know anime
@@nicozico7490 yay
kasuma satou............
I know u
*Russia is located in Russia*
well yes, but did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes?
afterhrs yes but
this is patrick
afterhrs wow I thought it was 61 seconds not 60
Oh, I thought it was a Minecraft stack (64)
I thought it was 69 seconds
Same
"My wifes going into labor,what should I do?"
"Is this her first child?"
"No, this is her husband"
"no this is patrick"
omg had me laughing so hardd
this whole video made me cry because of how much i laughed
Its child labor
@@DaCrownedNoob bruh 💀
@@redhotphoenixgamer6009 What?
XD
(0:01)
“They are camo, aren’t they?”
*_Y E S N T_*
Or you can use yea-nah
All I saw was floating hi-vis jackets
They are camo aren't they?
Yes but no but since the note no mean yes is not viable so yes is not viable so the answer is no, but since no means its not a camo but they technically wearing xamu so yes is a viable option so no is not an option helppp me im over thinking it i still can't stop thinking it hellppppppppp im confused
Neah
WorldArtist same
"Russia is located in Russia"
*_Ah yes, the floor is located in T H E F L O O R ._*
stolen
Suda THAI, make your own joke
@@depufull2 also you, make your own joke too.
@@sudathai234 how do you know it's stolen? Maybe they didn't see the other comment or didn't read the other comments and just commented.
Suda THAI,
I came up with this joke. I didn't know there is another same joke. SO STOP ROASTING ME r/wooosh
FUN FACT: PAYING FOR SOMETHING COSTS SOMETHING ELSE!!!
But when u pay attention u dont need money
@@yeeeee7531 please commit happiness
@@yeeeee7531 oh.my.god.
Sometimes you paid with your blood
@@Agent-ch2lg but sometimes you die to pay for someone's life.
0:25 that editer is a god, he drew the mans legs even tho they were coverd
James Friedman edited it
Omg I didn’t even notice that! 💁♀️🎩
Omg
Edited
No way he’d draw that
@@timefliesaway999 the point remains the same
Fun fact: coronavirus started when my history class was learning about the bubonic plague
OML SAME HAHA!
Same
You cursed us all
I was studying about how go outside is better because it prevents go to hospital
Same
"Russia is located in Russia"
*Ah yes, the floor here is made of floor*
The sofa looks very much like a sofa.
The davenport, however, is on fire.
Who's the person who came up with that, the head of the Department of Redundancy Department?
@@jaxtonlango6554 Probably.
It's been around for a bit. According to a quick 5 click (because I had accepted it without knowing) search, Buzz Lightyear of Toy Story fame is the progenitor. So, November of 1995 Pixar, long before Disney bought them.
The *air* is made out of *air*
In England, England locates in the world. In Soviet Russia Russia locates in Russia
"Russia is located in Russia"
*hmm yes, the floor is made out of floor*
*Aah yes The ceiling is made out of ceiling Amirite or Amirite people?*
stolen
@@iamacow716 I mean i see this in every single video that is involved with this types of videos So everyone isn't original
Scepter Draws it’s because the top comment says the exact same thing and was made before
@@iamacow716 like I said nobody is original this days
"Russia is located in Russia"
*ah yes the floor is made of floor*
Lol
mhmm yes and the water here is very watery
People die when they are killed.
@@sinbotosimmons7624 ah yes the dead people seem to made out of dead people
*HMMMMM* THINK IS MADE OF THINK
When he said “My name is Robin”
I accidentally thought he said:
“My name is Ramen”
lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
Careful, he's soup.
Plot twist: he did
Just a Mudkip yes
I like spaghetti but I don’t like lasagna
What kind of human being am I?
@@iegendary-r8r oh snap the prophecy is true
"is either introverted or extroverted"
me, an ambivert: **sweating intensely*
*Thou wast not born beneath the bees*
@@coolgreenbug7551 lmAo
"has at least a few friends" :( I guess it's not my sign
Probably born during the day.
@@hairyllama yeah ;-;
*In Soviet Russia, Russia isn’t located in Russia, Russia is located in Russia.*
*O Boi*
*RUSSIA IS LOCATED IN THE BIGGER RUSSIA*
@@ArchangelSadcat *O bOi MaTe*
That’s the same thing!
@@gamer_3536 I know
“Please do not open with knife”.
* Proceeds to open with switchblade *
* Thinks of Crocodile Dundee *
ok I Accept it put me in r/wooosh what is this dinasours died
isn't a switchblade a knife?
@@bobbybrewer1482 yes but it’s not a machete
@@reeceduncan8188 the box says "do not open with knife", not "do not open with machete"
@@bobbybrewer1482 do you not understand the joke?
Did you know: *Dying isn’t good for your health*
r/Technicallythetruth
Turns your condition stable tho
This is the only comment out of all the ones I liked, that made me smile.
@Andrew Davis r/Technicallythetruth
🤯
Interesting fact: More people live on Earth than on the Moon.
No you just didnt look INSIDE the moon...
There's SO MANY OF THEM
True that
You didn't count the Mexicans
Well..... yeah
Are you *ASSUMING* that there are not 8 billion people living on the moon? Wow, the nerve of some people...🙄
When the guy said "it's a little late now" he meant 9 years late.
(Sinister chuckle.)
Darc Kap27 you mean 9 years to early
@@hectorhm1636 you mean 9
Are you sure its no 69?
dont you mean
Hector Hm
B.C., not A.D.
0:51
*They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.*
How not to get diabetes:
just remove all you’re blood lol, why does no one thinks about this
If your blood sugar levels are so high that your pancreas is failing to produce enough insulin just drink no sugar Coke with Stevia. It's not hard lol
I have diabetes, but im not offended.
Well I mean, you can’t have diabetes if your dead right?
@@SF3L Well yeah, but who wants to be dead?
@@envoxity9544 *M E*
R/TechnicallyTheTruth: **exists**
Facts: *"listen here you little-"*
R/Wooosh: *_"Did he stutter?"_*
r/HeyGuysNameIsRobinAndWelcomingBackToEmKayOnTheInter-net: *"I'm not real"*
@@EmKay but you should be
EmKay yo emkay, look at your profile picture, gottem, ahahaha
@@EmKay Damn... ya replied!
Why i keep finding u
7:54 *” They might’ve been allergic to Sœp”*
säp
Śœüp
Sœəp
Soæp
Söèp
8:02
Atleast he didn't say: ''Here, you're hot"
But "Be careful, it's soup" Is funnier lmao
Just a quick note: we are homosapien sapiens, not homosapiens.
Fun fact: I’m a homosexual
Will Fontana 😂😂😂
Fun fact: I’m Muslim and that’s not true :p
Fun fact : i am part of a ancient human civilization, where we able to colonize other planets, lizards are our puppet.
69 likes
The ad couldn't be more perfectly timed when Robin said "Hey, wait a minute!"
ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html
@@notafurry6898 ruclips.net/video/oHg5SJYRHA0/видео.html
Jennifer Corbett Fuck you
Happened to me
Omgg how do you know
Me: **wins the lottery**
My dad: *OUR MONEY*
ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html
@@notafurry6898 lmaoooo
Dad: Welcome to Soviet Russia son
@@Cbrmkn98xs LOL
@@notafurry6898 **W H E E Z E**
People: "This is a great video"
Patrick: *"No, this is Patrick!"*
fact: fun facts aren’t fun facts unless all the world agrees that their fun which is why I didn’t name this a fun fact
you are a smart boy
Oh my god FINALLY
@Daniel Esteban Arias Lesmes fact n3: you probably didn't think of reading the comment backwards until you read this.
Smart
And that’s a fact
*Reads the alien meme* *zooms into alien pointing* "He's got a point."
i FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT FOR NOT REALISING THAT. jeez i did not notice that i did that all in caps i am so sorry lol
Praise the Editor, our Lord
EmKay 😂
He’s gotta point
@@EmKay hey bro! I was thinking about narrating for some videos if that's okay. It would be an honor if you could do that.
0:01
“These guys need to decide whether they want to be seen or not”
Who? I just see floating vests on the streets.
Same
E I can’t tell if your joking due to the way you wrote your woooosh
Lets get 5k subs with some videos oh okay I was just confused by the way you wrote it sorry for the inconvenience
@namealr what are they scanning the guns for? A bomb? Or.. No... What if they hid a gun in their weapon!
This was the first EmKay video I watched... brings back good memories
“Welcome to emkay, my name is emkay”
Didn’t say it but it’s technically the truth
finally, last time i was early, Slazo was Narrating.
@Mr. Clasher - Clash of Clans & Brawl Stars _madlad..._
@Mr. Clasher - Clash of Clans & Brawl Stars mine is -32 get on my level
So like last month?
@@youtubedislikebutton9599 I'm such a mad lad I get -OVER 9000 likes
Does slazo have anything to do with emkay anymore
Me: Hello is this Domino's Pizza?
Worker:Yes and what would you like to order
Me: B O N N L E S S P I Z Z A
bonnless
less bones
Breaking Grices Maxims are we?
BoneZone
“Careful, it’s soup.”
I do this all the time one time i said Hey dude want a toilet and another time i said hey dude you soup better yet?
@@lohlaykheng431
One time I was trying to say “it took a little while” but I said for some reason “it took a twile
XD
Ok
AAA ITS SO SOUP
"Careful, it's soup" gets me every time. xD
@GachaGirl5671 I've seen that joke before, so 'every time' could mean that they have seen it multiple times.
I thought Matt Rose read that accidental portmanteau first!
Hardcour descriptions- Avengers endgame:
Group of people set out to kill single father of 2 daughters who ended world hunger, Kill him then go back in time so they can kill him again and reverse his work.
Communist FBI he a father of six
Alberta Gaming thanos has six kids
Alberta Gaming in the mcu he has six kids
Alberta Gaming or called the children of thanos
@@GlennSkywalker2305 they're not his actual kids
4:22
You can practically hear the moment of realisation in his voice XD
That's not even pork, it's beef
Peppa Pig *jIgsAW*
Soooo. Pepa was adopted?
@@DiamondDovesArt *facepalm* sure, let's go with that
She was a cow child stolen by pigs...
When there were all those no its patric jokes I had a mouth of water and now my laptop isn't alive R.I.P
The Adios card, I can’t stop laughing!
Cryptic Colleague 𝒶𝒹𝒾ℴ𝓈
I would like the comment... But its on 69 likes
"Russia is located in Russia"
"Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes"
r/Technicallythetruth
Stolen
nelots
To this 2 britchas who said stolen
Welcome to the fucking internet
@@cybervinkss the word "stolen" is stolen
I thought that guy would've said,
"Here, your're hot."
As well.
Fun fact: there are more of these comments than normal comments, did you know that?
The more you know
Fire trucks.
8:09 also, the most important detail in rocket science: when launching a rocket, the pointy end goes up, and the flamey end goes down.
but sir...
why does it look like the russian rockets are pointing towards us?
aren't those submarine launched spaceships?
so that is what I have been doing wrong. Thank you good sir.
"pointy end goes into the other man."
Actually they are both supposed to go up. If the flamey part goes down, not only will it explode, but the pointy end won't go up.
@@bautistamachi239 yes, but pointy bit of the flamey end points down. If it points up you are not going to space today
This is the best way to spot a trans person
NO THIS IS PATRICK!
I must admit Robin you’re are starting to grown on me!
There is a tumour growing in your lower back
@@EmKay soo.. are you the tumour, dubbing this video from his/her lower back? X3
@@Noblesse_Sapphire r/cursedcomments
5:20
Me who checks to make sure my punctuation doesn’t make me sound crazy:
*That hits home… that’s a fucking home run…*
Grocery store cashiers are buying your money and paying with food.
FBI OPEN UP!!
Grocery store cashiers are Hoarding All The Food !! Where did they get it f rom.. Who Gave .It To Them !!! Give it back. Give It . Back !!
Hospitals are buying your money and paying by restoring your health.
But what if it was
“Careful, your (you're) hot.”
instead of
“Careful, it's soup.”
?
Uh.?...
@@bbs2096 or would it be
Careful it's your hot soup?
soop
9:00 I was expecting him to say trans rights after that lmao, but also side note I think that may be the first trans joke that was shown on EmKay, pretty cool.
Can you explain the joke?
I also like
If you step on a mine, congratulations cause you disarmed a mine and if to get shot, congratulations cause you made an enemy waste a bullet.
lol
"Russia is located in russia"
*Ah,yes floor is made out of floor*
You stolen comment bc someone have same comment
Wait, what the f*** happened to the floor
sky is made out of sky
@Andrew Davis Trump is made of Trump
@Andrew Davis Bed is made of bed.
I can't tell if he says: "My name is Rob and-" or "My name is Robin and-" Its a little confusing for me.
Edit: I see, Robin! Thank you guys.
robin
robin
robin
Hi I'm robin!
Sorry idk you... Robin who?
Robin you
Is Robin really gonna be our official Narrator for Emkay?
Hell yeah!
He sounds like a real corporate climber at the local news station. That's not how real people talk in real life.
I like the other people better
I like Damien
8:01
I was dying of laughter so much that my dog looked at me all concerned lmao and since he looked concerned he was concerned
“OH WAIT A MIN-“
*Ad starts playing*
*Skips ad*
“-UTE!”
7:03
EMKAY: Hey, WAIT A MINUTE-
RUclips: Want a coffee ad?
samw,but i got a milk ad
Weird i did nto get an add
I got a C h e a p l e a k y d I a p e rs
Fun Fact: Were all lazely laying/sitting down watching this video not caring about what’s happening in this world right now!
That's exactly why im here
Uhhh i played minecraft for 18 hours
VèńomPlayz foolproof plan!!!
Im getting to number one on the words with friends leaderboard im second now
Mahran Islam, Nice!
1:56
*You cannot recite the digits of pi backwards*
That one person: eerht tniop eno ruof eno evif enin
This subreddit makes me exhale out of my nose and I'm not proud of it.
I like how Robin is getting used to these. You killing it fam 🙏🏼
(7:45) That reminds me of the Swedish joke. "Klockren" is an expression for something being perfect, which is a combination of "klocka" (clock) and "ren" (clean), which at first referred to sounds and voices sounding as perfect as a clean clock ringing. The joke here is that "ren" can also mean reindeer, so it also says "clock-reindeer", so you can find reindeer shaped clocks here. Perfect!
*Fun Fact:* if you eat a grape while covering your nose, uncover your nose and your grape will give you a strange sensation to the mouth.
I'm doing it
OH F-
@cat-astrophy what happened
Imagine seeing a army in Russia on Russia
Let's all be honest here, a submarine floating in the sky is a rather horrifying idea
Edit: When I wrote this comment I was thinking of an old U-Boat just float slowly along in the sky, barely passing over the edge of the skyscrapers. Also I live in the midwest, any submarines here would be a major reason for concern
Hindenburg would be closer aesthetically than a plane?
@Brody Gast why not
But what about blimps?
@@Peace33189 True.
@Brody Gast THAT'S JUST A MISSILE
Emkay: “HEY WAIT A MIN-“
“Introducing incogmeato...”
3 D printer gets sold
Dedede: I’ll take your entire stock!!
Me: it’s 12 am I should go to sleep
Damien: V I D E O T I M E
Not Damien
@@fionafiona1146 Robin
fiona fiona sorry I’ll say idiot next time
Why are you sleeping at 12 AM?
JBLBASS 12pm is the afternoon.
If you’re 5’ “8 doesn’t that mean you’re 4’ 20”?
O
If you’re 6’ 9” doesn’t that mean you’re 6’ 9”?
Boogiejacks
oh shit you right
quietly grows 3 inches
?
Me: is in a Bad mood
Robin: I'm about to end this man whole career
“Ay wait a-“
Ad: want a new hairstyle?
0:53 When I was in the Navy, I was in a helicopter squadron. One of our aircraft is now at the bottom of the ocean because it wasn't properly chained down to the flight deck of a destroyer.
2:24 post : *exists.*
Me, an Algerian : *Confused in German.*
😂 Same but a tunisian in dutch
Same HAHA
me:*uploaded 2 seconds ago*
my brain: yes
Fun fact: The Average Human has less fingers than toes.
Aren't thumbs basically fingers?
can u dont
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Robin: makes memes in memes
1:16
Deku: if you had one week to live what would you do?
Me: *inhales*
*stay at the hospital and lay on the hospital B E D.*
LMAO
I knew it was deku-
Russia inside of Russia?
Does that mean....
Internet inside of internet is true
"CAREFUL, IT'S SOUP" is much better than "Here, you're hot," to be fair.
Me before my brain surgery:
Careful, it's soup
Well i guess the landmine is less painful than the LEGO...
Pretty sure most landlines that human can detonate don’t kill, they yeet ur feet(some could kill you) (pls don’t woooosh me xD)
@@tenfifty4010 r/woooosh
Yes, But Actually Yes
Me: Ah, wonder If it’s Zach or Damien-
Guy: hello guys I’m RoBiN
"three point one four one five nine two six five" - Random Guy
Three five eight nine seven nine...
why the fuck did i even comment this i dont remember this exist
@@alvirevail2180 I don't know.
"is likely introverted or extroverted"
Ambiverts: Am I a joke to you?
I said this last time Robin narrated but, He sounds like he'd voice act in a Jackbox game.
I would much rather step on a landmine than a Lego.
@Nation of hydration oh god stop don't give anyone any idea's!
@Nation of hydration oh no
@Nation of hydration *loads mega block gun* right right contiue
@Nation of hydration xD
8:26 Technically, Gravity is a manmade concept, nobody *actually* knows what it is called by Mother Nature.
I’ve been down but the dude narrating’s voice just makes me really happy 😊 (sorry I don’t remember you name narrator :/)
His name is Robin :)
robin_ drawing thank you!
@@robin0135 what happened to the original narrator
@@daiyas_3596 yup like Just a name said Damien decided to go and work on his own channel. So if you want to see him go to his channel Damien Lee :)
When Rissia is located in Russia: *USSR theme intensifies*
What is a "Rissia"?
It’s a state! You know, like Cinsis and Tinnissiii?
ohhhhhhhhhh thanks i would've never known
Яussiа
bee: stings me
Normal People: NOO THE BEE!
Me: Karma.
0:57 The USS William D Porter (#WillyD) was the first (and only) aircraft carrier (or ship of any kind) to be destroyed by underwater Kamakazi attack. The Kamakazi pilot had actually been shot down before reaching the ship but he hit the water with enough speed and velocity that the plane collided with the ships hull under the surface and exploded, punching a hole in the aircraft carrier.
I like Robin, its like Emkay kidnapped a gameshow host from the 50s.
6:39
Me, a Girl Scout my self: *press x to doubt*
oh no
Well I eat girlscout cookies so...
Not gonna blame you
Also I’m a six year
9:52 actually this one can too! She comes with hearing aids.
I laughed way too hard than I probably should have at this joke: 10:05 - 10:12
1:17
IZUKU MIDORIYA HOW ON EARTH DID YOU MAKE YOUR WAY ONTO REDDIT?!
DEKU
Hmmmmmmm
@SapphireMoon TR cringy emoticon and overused joke. Nice.
I don’t know I was just trying to control 100% of one for all without breaking a bone!
“DEKKKKUUUUUU-“
6:28 this is like Canada with food, Pineapple on Pizza, Cheesy Chicken Chili, Carbonated Vodka, Lettuce-Shell Taco, Crunchy Tofu, Olive Sauerkraut, Mustard on Foie Grass, Chocolate Coated Spaghetti, Broccoli Noodles... I'm... gonna stop now...
Yumm... Canada.
As a Mexican, I agree with the Lettuce-Shell Taco, seriously its so *CRINGE*
I am looking for
Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute pass.
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passss
Together we can stop this.
Jesus Rodarte please spread the world
Thanks for your attention
"Is there anything worse than stepping on a lego in the middle of the night?"
"A landmine"
Me: I- Well- Yes- but- nevermind.