@BombingLlamas Ahh, I guess I got RickRoll'd. But, I do miss Damien wheezing and I wish he had at least said "Hi there, My namien is Damien, welcome to....."
@@dbclass4075 what about a threesome with two men & one woman? Like a train threesome: Man->Man->Woman. The man impregnating the woman is being penetrated by another man, which is hella gay. (or, for me, extremely desirable)
About the english sentence "police police police"" there are a few german sentences aswell and we make jokes about it. For example the fly and fly as verb "Wenn fliegen hinter fliegen fliegen, fliegen fliegen fliegen nach" That makes sense because it says "if flies fly behind flies, then flies fly behind flies"
3:38 “Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo, Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo” is also a complete and valid sentence. It uses the animal, the place, and the verb (to Buffalo is to bully) to basically say “Chicago bovines Chicago bovines bully, bully Chicago bovines.”
15:28 fun fact: the left Bullet was probably never shot due to it not having any rifeling marks.. it probably just hit an ammo crate Still quite unlikely but just so you know
it did, or a bandolier, definitely not caught mid-air. there are however instances of bullets meeting midflight, especially during the American Civil War
The first person to ever have a world record would get another one for the having the most world records and thus doubling his world record and the person who gave the world record would have one too so the world would have 3 world records earning a most world records broken at once giving them both 1 more world record then the world would have 5 world records broken at once
0:33 As a man with a uterus if I were to get in a relationship with another man that's gay right? I can still get pregnant and repopulate until I get bottom surgery.
*6:59** actually any angles doesnt exist, so circles are the most important in geometry* let me explain: _if atom is round then no matter how tf you match it with others it will have rounded curve. there is no angles, no rectangles, no squares... im sorry kids..._ r/showerthoughts
10:08 That’s from Interviews With Monster Girls. In that show it’s just accepted that monsters exist and they’re basically accepted as disabilities. That said dullahans are exceedingly rare, that girl is one of only 3 known in the show. Her name is Kyouko Machi and she’s the sweetest person in the show. I highly recommend it.
10:55 always made me so mad. I have a calculator that did that, and I couldn't find the button that made it a decimal for a month. Failed 2 math tests because of that.
I thought it was that they all use overgrown (starter pokemon) but leavanny doesn't :/ Edit: think I worked it out, they're all owned by ash and don't evolve any further either
8:38 The person who made that was a sage person, which, according to the Wikipedia, "A sage (Ancient Greek: σοφός, sophos), in classical philosophy, is someone who has attained wisdom." That poster was planned wonderfully
Sleep is you trying to metabolize food and fats, meaning sleep is just the thing you do when you can’t plant seeds, and you actually only need to eating everything. It’s like saying I get to watch Netflix.
URFTBOUND4LIFE straight people are the biggest group who have kids, two men can’t produce a kid, which means that they would have to adopt. Which means it would be coming from a street family. Or at least a man and a woman straight or not. two females can have a baby together (it happened) though it is very rare and most people adopt kids from straight couples. bisexuals can be with the opposite sex because it’s in the name, but it would still be a hetero relationship.
If they are attracted to a man and they are a woman, they can make kids. They still are bisexual, they just aren't attracted to a woman currently. They can still make kids that are gay.
11:19 Reminds me of the post I saw that said the songs "It's Raining Men" and "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" (I don't know if those were the actual titles) were about the same event from wildly different perspectives.
Day 14 of asking Robin to say "I'm Robin, Teen Titans Go" Idk if everyone will get what I'm saying but Robin's face looks exactly like his voice, I mean it fits perfectly with his face.
![Felix "Unfair" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Oswujxm2Ag0/mqdefault.jpg)
1:06 Skye: It’s not drinking alone if you’re pregnant.
Me: It is if you keep drinking.
Awwwww.......
I think the original cursed comment existed before Adam and Eve got evicted.
xD
This needs more likes I’m dyingggg
I just made that that comment
“A candle shop would smell nice if it burned down”
Emkay: Only one way to find out!
*Prepares Molotov with malicious intent*
*laugh, damn it*
Willa Bukata finally, some good fucking good
Not malicious intent but a good cause
a friend of mine proposed to his wife by telling her he didn't what her as his girlfriend anymore, then pulled out o ring.
I hope she saw a doctor after he pulled out the o ring...anal sex can be quite dangerous.
TheNitroG1 Damn
r/madlads
Edit: posted it, I am u/CyclonXT if u wanna dm
@@TheNitroG1 no she didn't becuse she's not into that, it was why he hated me because my gf is. ;)
R/cursedcomments.
want*
"You know.. Fish bowls are kINdA tInY" I love how he makes his voice higher while saying that xDD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Guy: Here’s your welcome mat.
Matt: Thanks.
Guy: You’re welcome Matt.
My best friend’s name is Matt so me and my friends call him welcome Matt
10:30 meanwhile german people: "Wir trinken Trinken und essen Essen"
Literal translation: "We drink drink and food food"
We have the same in Dutch: "wij drinken drinken en eten eten" means "we food food and drink drinks"
@@lohartman6303 ik zie een mede watergeus hier.
Also no because in German and Dutch, trinken and essen in german, and drinken and eten in Dutch, both can mean, eating/food, or drinking/ to drink
Kita makan makanan dan minum minuman. (Not Indonesian, I just know from messing around on Duolingo.)
There's nothing wrong with drinking a drink
When he said, “Fuccbone” that would probably be one of the closest uncensored curse words we will get from EmKay.
He said shit in another video
Wut about the time he said nigger?
@@shoooja what video
wait until there is one that has the countries Nigeria 🇳🇬 or Niger 🇳🇪 in them
You have clearly never watched sad milk
2:23
Well,as a wise man once said:
“People die when they are killed”
Who said that
@@tsukasa1453 Gordon
Even if youre right doesn't mean you're correct
@why is gamora xd Shirou Emiya.
Ah yes
The teen who proceeds to die when you choose the wrong route
Shirou emiya
Once I bought milk with a warning labeled *“warning, contains milk”*
thanks milk company, for this helpful warning
Secretly it was bleach
"my name is robin"
me not knowing the difference between the like 4 voices on EmKay: hi robin
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Some Barista: brIaN WitH a Y
No its
Bryan
Someone right as I say this: R/wooooosh
Ash Nonbinary r/whoooosh
I had to do it ok I couldn’t resist
Well someone would've
its called being bored
the last time i was this early is when damien still wheezes for us...
Why doesn’t Damien do it anymore
@@bulldogbudz i think he quit?
@BombingLlamas _i feel like this is a trick_
Don't worry guys the link isn't a trick I check it myself
@BombingLlamas Ahh, I guess I got RickRoll'd. But, I do miss Damien wheezing and I wish he had at least said "Hi there, My namien is Damien, welcome to....."
"PRODUCE MORE PLEASE"
*that sounds so wrong in 238 ways*
Listed
Children.
Best thing to produce.
@@Death_Killer183 taste good too
@@zafrel bruh
bruh hurb
1:08 “It is if you keep drinking”, the guy who’s username I can’t remember.
Arthus850
The guy is right above u on my screen...
Fun fact: my family had a candle shop years ago, that burned down.
I can assure you that the smell was AWFUL
"If you don't bleed after slicing your arm open, I don't what you're made of"
Well not blood, that's for sure
Whatever Jimmy Coates is made of?
this is not a fellow Hafflepuff, this is THE Hafflepuff
I'm made of Ragu® Signature Pasta Sauce
“Most deaths in America are caused by dying”
What do you mean by *most?*
“Most” just means above 50% so 100% is technically most
because some people morir(die in Spanish) because some people don’t know English.
It’s Ryan Diaz 2.0 ou mourir witch is Français
@@gamingwithryan2.071 because some people to die?
I don't like this joke but in the spirit of Technically the Truth: Because some deaths are caused by failing to start living.
"Let the bodies hit the floor" and "its raining men" is the same event with differing perspectives.
*Falling men hit the roof*
What do you have to say now?
"Gay people rely on straight people to produce more gay people"
*laughs in bisexual*
Technically, the straight aspect (man and woman) is still present in bisexuality.
@@dbclass4075 r/technicallythetruth
@@dbclass4075 what about a threesome with two men & one woman?
Like a train threesome:
Man->Man->Woman.
The man impregnating the woman is being penetrated by another man, which is hella gay. (or, for me, extremely desirable)
what language is bisexual
@@sharkittyy bilingual
"It's raining men" and "Let the Bodies hit the floor" are 2 very different points of view of the same event.
About the english sentence "police police police"" there are a few german sentences aswell and we make jokes about it. For example the fly and fly as verb
"Wenn fliegen hinter fliegen fliegen, fliegen fliegen fliegen nach"
That makes sense because it says "if flies fly behind flies, then flies fly behind flies"
police police police police police police police police
I’m pretty sure that “buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo” is also a sentence
@@rotisseriewaffles indeed it is
@@rotisseriewaffles
You actually need 2 more buffalos
Yet you didn't capitalize correctly.
"Did you know if you die you won't survive."
I beg to differ: I have died many times and I always survive.
Stfu you will never be the deception leader.
"did you die?"
"sadly, yes...
but i lived!"
"You are already dead"
@@HKSFangirl no, I will be leader of ALL of Cybertron
did you know the first decepticon/autobot is called a robot
"The center of a donut is 100% fat free" *NOT IF IT'S A JELLY DONUT*
aaaaahauhabjnababajjxxbixshiqsshbaqu
i see
you're a man of culture as well
The best kind
*LAUGHS IN CHAOTIC EVIL OF THE 70 TH Like*
*LAUGHS IN KRISPY KREME KREME FILLED DONUTS*
“Installed on: the ceiling”
Well they aren’t wrong.
thats why its on technically the truth
@@fairylovesyou fair point
3:38 “Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo, Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo” is also a complete and valid sentence. It uses the animal, the place, and the verb (to Buffalo is to bully) to basically say “Chicago bovines Chicago bovines bully, bully Chicago bovines.”
15:28 fun fact: the left Bullet was probably never shot due to it not having any rifeling marks.. it probably just hit an ammo crate
Still quite unlikely but just so you know
it did, or a bandolier, definitely not caught mid-air. there are however instances of bullets meeting midflight, especially during the American Civil War
Guy: Robin
Hazbin Hotel: Alastor
Fan Art:
*ALASTIN*
Hotel: *Trivago*
*i screamed when I heard the word Hazbin...*
(BTW that sounds like a ship name)
GalaxyGriffin Studios same
0:55 Look up "Melting every candle from Bath & Body Works together"
There's your answer
Video: **contains 4 pride jokes**
Me: *"I have been blessed by the gods"*
How ironic
Past me is cringy tf
Lol and that last one would TECHNICALLY be “The Elder Scrolls: Online” if he’s browsing the internet
“Who forgot to turn on Airplane Mode on his 3DS?”
As a 3DS owner, I can confirm that a 3DS does NOT have Airplane Mode.
“comform”
Might Be Toad I like your profile picture! It’s so cute! 🍄
You wrote comfirm
I meant confirm.
ok
Technically Robin would have to be flying to talk into the mic if he was a bird
Unless he was an Eagle.
Or an Ostrich.
no he doesnt have to birds dont need to fly to talk
@@serenity3945 its you... again...
No. You see, he is standing on the mic, not flying up to it. If he was flying, he would sound progressively more exhausted as the video goes on.
@@serenity3945
Why did your shaved your moustache
“What industry is a lot shadier than it seems?”
GrizzCo Industries? Eh, probably not
Holy crap when I was on that part I accidentally CLICKED ON THIS IN THE EXACT SAME MOMENT!?!?
Funny you should mention that, I was play Salmon Run while watching this.
i second this
"How many narrators do want"
Em kay: *y e s*
“So, she fell in love?” OMG THAT KILLED ME-NJCJHDHDHWEHBYJHUYYHDESRERWGFWE
Not going to the toilet until robin say "im robin, i love bird seeds" Day 47
you!
I would do that, if bladder failures didn't exist x3
You guys know he said not going to the toilet, nothing about places like the floor... so that means he can do that for the rest of his life
I would like but you’re at 69
The first person to ever have a world record would get another one for the having the most world records and thus doubling his world record and the person who gave the world record would have one too so the world would have 3 world records earning a most world records broken at once giving them both 1 more world record then the world would have 5 world records broken at once
You don't have to brag, clearly you have more braincells than the rest of us
Bruh you stole that from an older video
I lost you within the first 7 words man
I need two big brain to solve this question
*Reads titlecard*
Bisexuals/pansexuals: “Am I a joke to you?”
This^
5:55 shikamaru is quite honestly a vibe. While his village was getting attacked and destroyed he was just vibin and dodging responsibilities.
EmKay: *posts*
Everyone: *rushes to the comments*
Edit:OMG IM CRYING TYSM FOR THE LIKES
Well you did too, soo-
he holds too much power
Same with every other RUclipsr
Well they all go
NYOOM-
Can you stop posting these types of dumb comments they are unoriginal and annoying
Robin: I think the center of a donut is 100% everything free!
Me: Boston cream donuts have a center
Robin
That's not Damian xDD it's Robin
you even managed to spell Damien wrong
then they arent donuts
[ CinnaBunn ] I’m so used to seeing Damien
Petition to make robin say “what’s up guys I’m Robin a bank”
Nervy one time I was playing a game and named my character Robin the-bank
0:13
Fanart: i was inspired by hazbin hotel
Me: you sure you werent inspired by errortale?
Technically speaking, everything is edible. It's just most things are only edible once.
Pratchett, lol
Not true, ask cows for example they are ruminants:)
ever tried eating Lava? I am quite certain it would melt your face of before you can put it in
Try eat a boulder, the whole thing. I'm not sure you could even if you did die after
"9 flailing tube men"
Me: It's a wacky wavy inflatible arm flailing tube man
Thanks to a shipping error I am now currently overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to youuuu!
I call it a wiggle man
"It's not drinking alone if you're pregnant"
Well, it *will* be drinking alone if you continue it
:O
Nah, the baby is just passed out
Fun fact: *Grapes*
That is fun.
Thank you, Not Smart Boy. Very cool.
Apple
W O W
🤯🤯MINDBLOWING
3:32
*Every sixty seconds is a minute in Australia*
0:33 As a man with a uterus if I were to get in a relationship with another man that's gay right?
I can still get pregnant and repopulate until I get bottom surgery.
2:25
People who were pronounced dead and stayed dead: -_-
People who were pronounced dead and came back: O_O
*6:59** actually any angles doesnt exist, so circles are the most important in geometry*
let me explain:
_if atom is round then no matter how tf you match it with others it will have rounded curve. there is no angles, no rectangles, no squares... im sorry kids..._
r/showerthoughts
0:32
Bi,pan,poly: we are five dimensions ahead of yall
“A candle shop would smell nice if it burned down”
Unless they are just normal unscented candles, in which case it would smell like a shop on fire.
0:30
I have broken the boundaries of human inteligents
2:27 did you know that people die when they're killed
Gasp
Gasp
Gasp
Gasp
Combo breaker
The BEST way to eat spaghetti is with chopsticks.
You scare me
The best way to eat spaghetti is with spaghetti
@Federal Bureau of Investigation I have ascended
Actually you should eat spaghetti with your hands
Poke one in your belly button and insert spaghetti .. yum yum
never been this fast in my whole life
well thats not something some people wanna hear ;)
Same 😂
Nobody cares
Same
@@SirSkelebone they could read it
0:58
Safiya Nygaard : Was I summoned?
1:48 Greenland: hello hello, im not where im supposed to be
"Police police police," is a valid sentence. Just not a correct one.
More like one of those sad attempts at a newspaper headline.
"Police police police" _would_ be a valid sentence if it was true.
Police? more like *poo-lice* amirite ladies???
last time I came this early my wife left me
Sorry dude but she's with me now
I hope she rights you when you leave late
is it because you came too early?
Let me guess Richardo?
5:12 Assuming she's his only child, he just made his last dad joke
10:08 That’s from Interviews With Monster Girls. In that show it’s just accepted that monsters exist and they’re basically accepted as disabilities. That said dullahans are exceedingly rare, that girl is one of only 3 known in the show. Her name is Kyouko Machi and she’s the sweetest person in the show.
I highly recommend it.
When you see a naruto meme and laugh because you understand
Jojo is 110% better
Bloxy. Yeah..... Ik. But it’s worth watching. It’s my second favorite after JoJo
@@7wzz lies.
@@7wzz it doesn't have gaara.
10:55 always made me so mad.
I have a calculator that did that, and I couldn't find the button that made it a decimal for a month.
Failed 2 math tests because of that.
Mode
Hey, how ya doin'?
Gay parents make gay children like me
Good hbu
Good
0:38 when you have achieved nothing in your life
3:14
Emkay: I think it's 100% free of everything
Me: what about oxygen
2:36
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
“How many times have you blinked in your whole life?”
We’re supposed to keep count??
The first clip is definitely ceiling gang. *spits*
Ceiling gang? *Cringe*
I love your impersonation of the no no he’s got a point angel on kronks shoulder. Very on point.
You could survive if you died because if you are resuscitated you are dead for some time then brought back to life
“State without an A”
Mississippi.
Liquid
8:27 I think the answer is they're all not in Pokémon sword and shield.
Bulbasaur and Rowlet are
@@peripower276 well I'm stupid :/
Pretty sure they're all the evolutions his grass Pokemon maxed out at.
I thought it was that they all use overgrown (starter pokemon) but leavanny doesn't :/
Edit: think I worked it out, they're all owned by ash and don't evolve any further either
Last time I was this early corona was still a beer. Only 2 hours.
14:37 "Die Potato"
"Nooooooo"
8:38
The person who made that was a sage person, which, according to the Wikipedia, "A sage (Ancient Greek: σοφός, sophos), in classical philosophy, is someone who has attained wisdom."
That poster was planned wonderfully
my phone is so goddamn slow i was already watching this video when the notification for it came
13:07
As an asexual I can say this is 100% accurate XD
There is no asexuality
本田盾子 what do you mean there is no asexuality?
"uM aCtualdjsy" asexuality is a low/no amount of sexual attraction, Not just zero
8:38 As an avid Pokémon fan, I still don’t know.
They all aren't the best lol I don't fucking know
They're all owned by Ash
They’re all starters
@@drinksommilkboi9870 Ahh yes, my favorite starter, Leavanny.
Maple Sweets Ash never had a Snivy.
3:13 no, Robin, it is not free from oxygen! :)
Sleep is you trying to metabolize food and fats, meaning sleep is just the thing you do when you can’t plant seeds, and you actually only need to eating everything. It’s like saying I get to watch Netflix.
as a gay guy that one post isn't technically the truth it IS the truth XD
Lmao
Um there's plenty of gay people who have children...
So we're going to ignore bisexuals and pansexuals as well?
Sexuality is a spectrum.
@@URFTBOUND4LIFE bruh its a meme relax XD
URFTBOUND4LIFE straight people are the biggest group who have kids, two men can’t produce a kid, which means that they would have to adopt. Which means it would be coming from a street family. Or at least a man and a woman straight or not.
two females can have a baby together (it happened) though it is very rare and most people adopt kids from straight couples.
bisexuals can be with the opposite sex because it’s in the name, but it would still be a hetero relationship.
@@izzyperkins3312 you get it
About the thumbnail:
What about Bisexuals and Pansexuals
If they are attracted to a man and they are a woman, they can make kids. They still are bisexual, they just aren't attracted to a woman currently. They can still make kids that are gay.
Also there are so many ways to create children that aren't just sex
littletaryn Ah yes, let’s visit the lab where you were made and see why we don’t make them like that anymore
ßürkœ I think they’re talking about sperm donors
@@ThatOneCryptid They completely forgot about IVF and surrogates
0:38 Who else here was formerly a fetus?
I was, it’s a shame people have to go through that
3:05 And then there's also the outbreak of "aggressive cannibal rats" that I've heard about.
11:19 Reminds me of the post I saw that said the songs "It's Raining Men" and "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" (I don't know if those were the actual titles) were about the same event from wildly different perspectives.
my name is r/relatable.
Ok
no, its I am the one That likes my own comment
r/relatable
@@steel3812 ok
I was that pointing guy meme when they mentioned hazbin hotel
7 seconds ago, jesus christ!
thought i might as well since its never happend to me
MasterGamer132e why is this comment a minute older then the
video
8:54 You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.
2:26 that is on the same level as
”People die when they are killed”
Day 14 of asking Robin to say "I'm Robin, Teen Titans Go"
Idk if everyone will get what I'm saying but Robin's face looks exactly like his voice, I mean it fits perfectly with his face.
Dude, I imagined Robin as Thomas Sanders till I saw his face.
Nah, “I’m Robin, and it’s time to tip the scales.”
12:14 but there are 14 letters in “will you marry me”
What about ”will ye love me”
@@iv7nn _close enough_
"Will u marry me?"
There, 12
Hi
You were first
Yo
hey
How are you?
Yello
6:08 the guy that said save me had a very interesting name...
Me: “Mum, what are we having for dinner?”
My Mum: 5:01
*heres a meme for ya*
When its cold and you can see your breath
*Dhragon*
christian jovet I’ll give this one a crispy out of soggy fried chicken
* *is in philippines* *
@@vrm4965
* *baguio city exists* *