Captain Slow Drives the Maserati Quattroporte...But It's Too Complicated for Him! 🚗💨

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  • Опубликовано: 18 дек 2024

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  • @wonder528
    @wonder528 4 месяца назад +3696

    “Manual, automatic. Oh, these are the weapons!”🤣
    It’s one of my favorite, funniest lines from May in the entire show. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @JoshuaC923
      @JoshuaC923 4 месяца назад +11

      Yes😂

    • @AnthonyRome-uy5mz
      @AnthonyRome-uy5mz 4 месяца назад +9

      Oh it was soooo funny. I'm laughing so hard

    • @andreashabeck1155
      @andreashabeck1155 4 месяца назад +44

      Not the one where he tries to light the missile with a lighter?

    • @JoshuaC923
      @JoshuaC923 4 месяца назад +17

      @@andreashabeck1155 it must be damp

    • @danis8455
      @danis8455 4 месяца назад +16

      witch arm have you broken? ( to hammon with his arm in cast)
      or what seat comes as standard? to clarkson about extra features in his car ( think its an episode in US.)

  • @kieranlangley3092
    @kieranlangley3092 4 месяца назад +1716

    Adjusting the clock is the most overcomplicated task in every car I've ever owned. Clarkson is a savage!

    • @Ieatpeople2
      @Ieatpeople2 4 месяца назад

      In my car, you just touch the clock on the screen and it goes directly to time/date setting menu. No searching required. 22 kia Soul base model.
      You're right tho, alot of vehicles it is excessively difficult to do simple things

    • @ButterfatFarms
      @ButterfatFarms 4 месяца назад +46

      meh my 22 yr old Honda has H and M buttons on it.

    • @ApfelmannYT
      @ApfelmannYT 4 месяца назад +8

      @@ButterfatFarmsmy '98 Z3 aswell

    • @Handyman1199
      @Handyman1199 4 месяца назад +5

      My 95 Astra has two buttons. Hold the bottom one to enter clock setting, the clock blinks now. Top button increases hours by +1. hit the bottom button again and the top button increases minutes by +1. hit the bottom button again to enter the day, then the month, then the year, then exit the adjustment
      Still straightforward if you know what you’re doing, it’s similar to the system on cheap alarm clocks from IKEA and such

    • @gamerwhipup
      @gamerwhipup 4 месяца назад

      My 00 Felicia fun is not that difficult to work out

  • @allfunandgames1976
    @allfunandgames1976 4 месяца назад +961

    "oh, these are the weapons!" Sent me

    • @jonbar140
      @jonbar140 4 месяца назад +1

      Where?
      Were you able to get back? Could your parents pick you up?

    • @allfunandgames1976
      @allfunandgames1976 4 месяца назад +1

      @@jonbar140 You know how funny that wasn't... To add to it, my dad is dead and I live alone, so your comment doesn't actually work.

    • @jonbar140
      @jonbar140 4 месяца назад +1

      @@allfunandgames1976 Ah so there's the development issue as to why you talk like a kid.

    • @allfunandgames1976
      @allfunandgames1976 4 месяца назад +1

      @@jonbar140 what is your problem? I made a comment that by all accounts is proving to be reasonably popular and you're trying to find ways to have a go at me over it?

    • @hunterkiller1984
      @hunterkiller1984 Месяц назад

      Where were you trying to go? Did he send you somewhere different?

  • @GHP99
    @GHP99 4 месяца назад +385

    Whoever decided to make this program deserves a nobel prize.

    • @JoshuaC923
      @JoshuaC923 4 месяца назад +21

      That would be Jeremy and Andy Wilman

    • @shamimazad007
      @shamimazad007 4 месяца назад +11

      Give it to Jezza

  • @4cfuture92
    @4cfuture92 4 месяца назад +107

    No one will ever, ever come close to this trio in the car game.

  • @anewly7215
    @anewly7215 4 месяца назад +428

    It wouldn't matter if they had the entire population of Italy working on it, it would still be "whatever, here it go', it's Italy.

    • @theferrarist1062
      @theferrarist1062 4 месяца назад +19

      I'm Italian, I can confirm

    • @MemeguyBryan
      @MemeguyBryan 4 месяца назад +2

      😂😂​@@theferrarist1062

    • @Lucablu.
      @Lucablu. 4 месяца назад +1

      I am so happy not to British actually but a proud italian. Buy a ranger over if you prefer… actually it is German now… ah an ah

    • @Peterballa113
      @Peterballa113 4 месяца назад +3

      @@Lucablu. like Italian cars are making so great on market.. 😂

    • @Lucablu.
      @Lucablu. 4 месяца назад

      For sure better than english ones!
      As said, difficult to find a single british car still on the market.
      At least… Ferrari is italian….
      1-0 and ball at the center!!!
      It is coming Rome, coming Rome ……..

  • @jeremyfong5684
    @jeremyfong5684 4 месяца назад +198

    "I'm usually quite good at this sort of stuff, but this is rubbish"

    • @huzzzer6083
      @huzzzer6083 4 месяца назад +1

      Of course James May is good at operating infotainment systems...

  • @michaelwilkie35
    @michaelwilkie35 4 месяца назад +1

    Word for word James was the funniest of the 3.
    Not always the loudest, but he consistently had the best killshot jokes with the perfect delivery.

  • @claudioschumi87
    @claudioschumi87 4 месяца назад +41

    The imitation of an Italian Maserati mechanic by May is pure gold!😂 "ear it is" 😂

    • @bzilla-d4i
      @bzilla-d4i 4 месяца назад

      Mechanics don't fit buttons, that would be the work of the auto electrician

    • @claudioschumi87
      @claudioschumi87 4 месяца назад +2

      @@bzilla-d4i cool thanks.........

    • @MemeguyBryan
      @MemeguyBryan 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@bzilla-d4iso much for being a party pooper 💩

    • @MemeguyBryan
      @MemeguyBryan 4 месяца назад

      ​@@claudioschumi87ikrrrt

    • @bzilla-d4i
      @bzilla-d4i 4 месяца назад

      @@MemeguyBryan if you want to live in a dream world tell your mother to get you help this is the real world boy.

  • @EmperorMaximus66
    @EmperorMaximus66 4 месяца назад +7

    Having driven a Quattroporte once, it is the manliest four door car EVER!
    The Ferrari V8 under the hood will snap your head back at launch!!

  • @Naeidea
    @Naeidea 4 месяца назад +53

    Yeah and there's me who for 6 years has owned a VW Polo 2013.
    I only just went into the settings to realize the Bluetooth was turned OFF and I could have turned it on to pair my phone without a cigarette lighter adapter...........
    I work in IT and do quite well in this job but... If you don't know you don't know.

    • @Koli5298
      @Koli5298 4 месяца назад +8

      Reading the manual helps. Usually.

    • @marcusborderlands6177
      @marcusborderlands6177 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@Koli5298manual? Do you mean the Firestarter kit they included? Came in handy years ago...

    • @VinDieselS70
      @VinDieselS70 4 месяца назад

      ​@@Koli5298to be successful in IT, one does not read manuals as if you did, IT would still be like it was 1995.

    • @diy1367
      @diy1367 4 месяца назад +1

      If you're in IT the first thing you do after getting anything is to check the setting. Installed something? Settings. New gadget? Settings. Anything electronic really, settings.

    • @philhahn
      @philhahn 4 месяца назад

      I've made a point to try and find out as much as possible (inc any dev mode options) for my golfs center console just to avoid exactly this sort of thing hahaha

  • @ferrumbellatorwarsmith3342
    @ferrumbellatorwarsmith3342 4 месяца назад +21

    God I miss this Top Gear

  • @sporkafife
    @sporkafife 4 месяца назад +75

    I feel like situations like this are where you get mote genuine banter between the 3 guys. I love evey show they made, but save for moments like this, their interactions became more and more forced and scripted as time went on

    • @garypetabread864
      @garypetabread864 4 месяца назад +6

      Agreed, I think they just started overthinking things. It also felt the show was sort of being directed by data.

    • @johnatkinson7126
      @johnatkinson7126 Месяц назад +1

      Bedder 6 the company that made top gear was half owned by the bbc and half owned by Andy Wilma n the producer and clarkson it was after they sold their half to the bbc that iit really became scripted like this one

  • @mattiasantangelo9421
    @mattiasantangelo9421 Месяц назад

    "Adjust the clock" is by far the most difficult task ever.
    "OH, these are the weapons" is simply genial.
    Two brilliant jokes in 20 seconds. Most of sit coms never had jokes like those.

  • @thomaskonig4713
    @thomaskonig4713 4 месяца назад +3

    I saw the full episode, at the end the maserati was rated the best by all 3 of them 😊

  • @micks7655
    @micks7655 4 месяца назад +5

    This car has killing sounds of all cars still after so many years when it was made.

  • @mgdu46
    @mgdu46 Месяц назад

    🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻i love the Quattroporte…. with weapons 👍🥳

  • @anthonyuchello2031
    @anthonyuchello2031 4 месяца назад +2

    Yes, but the noise it makes is worth it.

  • @toti-j6g
    @toti-j6g 4 месяца назад +1

    Ooooh but...I love Quattroporte😅❤

  • @FoiMal123
    @FoiMal123 4 месяца назад +4

    The Greatest show. Period.

  • @jflscenic
    @jflscenic 4 месяца назад +2

    And in the end is dream car for most of us ... Especially this one.....

  • @lorenzolocatelirossi
    @lorenzolocatelirossi 4 месяца назад +17

    The problem here is that FIAT owns it all and screws up everything for profit… Ferrari needs to take over Maserati as they have more independent smart management power.

    • @lieberfreialsgleich
      @lieberfreialsgleich 4 месяца назад +3

      😂😂😂 i guess, Fiat helps. I remember the older models before Fiat…

  • @gladwrapenjoyer1973
    @gladwrapenjoyer1973 4 месяца назад +33

    What the actual hell is a ‘Semi-Automatic’ clock?

    • @TheMusicFan1297
      @TheMusicFan1297 4 месяца назад +11

      Is paired to summer and winter time but does not adjust to time zones.

    • @alanmumford8806
      @alanmumford8806 Месяц назад

      He possibly misspoke 'Glock'?

  • @wrapdump
    @wrapdump 4 месяца назад +2

    As an owner of one of these my solution is that I just don’t know what any of the buttons do apart from the one that opens the exhaust. I’ve never seen any of the menus he was in and I don’t plan to

  • @memy4460
    @memy4460 4 месяца назад +3

    After so many years. Still funny as fuck

  • @aaron___6014
    @aaron___6014 4 месяца назад +1

    I worked for a company with one designer and things were better than a company with loads of designers.

  • @ridhoammarharahap5540
    @ridhoammarharahap5540 4 месяца назад

    Aaaah... The good old times. :') I've lost my right thumb couple years ago.. October 13th 2021. Ahahah... :') and also my beloved aunt, her brother, and my uncle-in-law... :') ❤. Aaahh... I really miss the good old Times... :') ❤💯

  • @paulyassin5562
    @paulyassin5562 4 месяца назад

    Love James’ Italian accent 😂

  • @raygt6370
    @raygt6370 4 месяца назад +2

    I cannot care any less how complicated it is. I want one. Pronto

  • @Saito8496
    @Saito8496 4 месяца назад

    I really missed this type of interaction by the three - funny and informative. The trio in Top Gear really is top.

  • @zedwhiplash
    @zedwhiplash 4 месяца назад +5

    Maturing is realizing May had the best humor out of all 3.

  • @KHANGALE.T
    @KHANGALE.T 4 месяца назад +2

    The original Top Gear

  • @safaridice
    @safaridice 4 месяца назад

    This was my therapy ❤

  • @philldownes8685
    @philldownes8685 Месяц назад

    this quatroprte is one of the nicest cars in the world, plus it can do 170mph and its a 4 door 4 seater and looks real class..

  • @AnthonyVai
    @AnthonyVai Месяц назад

    Genuine friends. Love itv

  • @loyndsy
    @loyndsy 4 месяца назад

    I so love these 3

  • @TheDeepImpact965
    @TheDeepImpact965 4 месяца назад

    Noting beats a manual clock. Clicking forward every minute by yourself

  • @UV2024Ursa
    @UV2024Ursa 4 месяца назад +1

    Fantastic car!

  • @Basajaun10
    @Basajaun10 4 месяца назад

    To be fair setting the clock is sometimes a weird task I am a car mechanic and when he asked for a task I was thinking on that too. The semi auto function is probably to do it through the RDS system.

  • @thefullmoongamer
    @thefullmoongamer 4 месяца назад +2

    Friends laughing, love it😂

  • @rymes8497
    @rymes8497 4 месяца назад +1

    M539 Restorations trying to repair that Bucket and hes strugling

  • @ninjawhat8042
    @ninjawhat8042 4 месяца назад

    My favourite trio

  • @yogeshwarcb5231
    @yogeshwarcb5231 4 месяца назад

    "Why not they speak English."
    "Beacause they spanish."

  • @Stafford-h
    @Stafford-h 4 месяца назад

    Finally… a documentary

  • @neilmurphy845
    @neilmurphy845 4 месяца назад

    Haha hilarious😂😂

  • @narutobroken
    @narutobroken 4 месяца назад

    Man I love these three

  • @KhaledRasool
    @KhaledRasool 4 месяца назад

    we had a tressure in our hands.

  • @alexanderrose-young1873
    @alexanderrose-young1873 Месяц назад

    Yeah - but the noise of the thing!

  • @jeremydale5080
    @jeremydale5080 Месяц назад

    That's a great looking car.

  • @ionutgalatanu9491
    @ionutgalatanu9491 4 месяца назад +11

    The back of the car looks like Daewoo nubira

  • @cynicaldodgyknees6248
    @cynicaldodgyknees6248 Месяц назад

    Italian car and bikes are nearly all the same. Quirky, sometimes baffling controls …..until you drive or ride them. Then, you realise, it doesn’t really matter.

  • @bokhans
    @bokhans 4 месяца назад

    That might be the reason Stellantis is talking about scrapping the brand or sell it!

  • @gimigimi1299
    @gimigimi1299 4 месяца назад

    Miss them folks

  • @thomasstapp6432
    @thomasstapp6432 4 месяца назад +1

    I'll go with......automatic today yes....I have a full bay of bullets let's go

  • @jeanclaude4
    @jeanclaude4 4 месяца назад

    It's a good looking car and a used one is dirt cheap. It's tempting but like fools gold when you get close to it, keep walking.

  • @Emppu_T.
    @Emppu_T. 4 месяца назад

    Delightfully Weird. But not in every occasion.

  • @meenboli
    @meenboli 4 месяца назад

    Haven’t they had a laugh. 😂👌🏻

  • @Naitsirk808
    @Naitsirk808 4 месяца назад

    I’m going to miss this trio 😢

  • @lieberfreialsgleich
    @lieberfreialsgleich 4 месяца назад

    I love this car. Not perfect, but who cares, if the engine starts.

  •  4 месяца назад

    That's what happens when car companies don't bring everyday drivers to make those things.

  • @King-wv5gg
    @King-wv5gg 4 месяца назад

    Omg i watched this clip before and it was funny but i didnt know they were talking about the italian mafia because the clip was edited 😂😂😂

  • @davewatkins4735
    @davewatkins4735 4 месяца назад

    There is a user manual that explains all of this.

  • @revinot
    @revinot 4 месяца назад

    I miss Top Gear

  • @stefangajic6728
    @stefangajic6728 4 месяца назад

    what episode is this

  • @Emppu_T.
    @Emppu_T. 4 месяца назад

    I wish they did stuff like this again. But all good ends

  • @calebho5392
    @calebho5392 4 месяца назад

    They are the best

  • @jpslobster7599
    @jpslobster7599 4 месяца назад +5

    I thought someone was gonna say "stayin alive, stayin alive"

  • @lukyle1381
    @lukyle1381 4 месяца назад

    Idc about the tech in the car, I bought mine just for the looks and the sound

  • @telewiza
    @telewiza 4 месяца назад

    That is the problem. Sportscarmakers who think that just a four door variation of their GT or Coupe will do as a business limousine competing with the best brands of the world. It has never worked and it will never work.

  • @user-nj1ob8ht3p
    @user-nj1ob8ht3p 4 месяца назад

    great ad though

  • @48grainsoffreedom
    @48grainsoffreedom 4 месяца назад

    You buy Maserati when you think you're rich... but you are not rich enough to buy something really luxurious.

  • @nathanscott2227
    @nathanscott2227 4 месяца назад

    I miss Top Gear.

  • @inThis964
    @inThis964 4 месяца назад

    Does semiautomatic mean that the daylight saving time is automatically applied?

  • @cds5067
    @cds5067 3 месяца назад

    Maseratis are like smoking cigarettes, theyre fun and make you a better person.

  • @haunter4708
    @haunter4708 4 месяца назад

    Who in their right mind would ever buy a Quatreporte-whatever over a GranTurismo anyway?

  • @xile321
    @xile321 4 месяца назад

    Honestly can be hard in any car. Adjusting the clock on an e46 bmw is so unintuitive

  • @gillbates999
    @gillbates999 4 месяца назад

    Season? Episode? You know, THE BASIC INFORMATION you bloody DOLT!

  • @StarCon-w8g
    @StarCon-w8g 4 месяца назад

    Welcome to the Italian mentality

  • @laistab1916
    @laistab1916 4 месяца назад

    Lmao 😂😂😂

  • @8g.omega8x888
    @8g.omega8x888 4 месяца назад

    YEAH YOU MUST BE SCIENTIST BECOZE ITS A ROCKET!!!

  • @CanaleImprobabile
    @CanaleImprobabile 4 месяца назад

    Worst of all, is the qwotroportay

  • @edwardfletcher7790
    @edwardfletcher7790 4 месяца назад +2

    The most unreliable Italian car on sale....

  • @madsupervilian.
    @madsupervilian. 4 месяца назад

    Maserati's the worst, lol

  • @perroloco9759
    @perroloco9759 Месяц назад

    Noi la chiamiamo "genialità" 😄

  • @lorenzolocatelirossi
    @lorenzolocatelirossi 4 месяца назад

    There is now talk of selling Maserati… maybe to Ferrari?

  • @badamabadmus
    @badamabadmus 4 месяца назад

    Knot fear

  • @CJ-yb8uw
    @CJ-yb8uw 4 месяца назад

    👍😎

  • @Rickytricky01
    @Rickytricky01 4 месяца назад

    Get yourself to a real italian restaurant & ask 1 of the genuine members of staff to interpret what you need

  • @Ryan-wo8ds
    @Ryan-wo8ds 4 месяца назад

    It’s not that hard to operate, old people just refuse to read the manual

  • @GuusvanVelthoven
    @GuusvanVelthoven 4 месяца назад

    Hire one decent UI designer and the problem is solved...

  • @MrMelodynelson
    @MrMelodynelson 3 месяца назад

    Like actual cars.. with nonesense features

  • @wozmac771
    @wozmac771 4 месяца назад

    hilarious! hahahahahahaahahahahaha!

  • @Koli5298
    @Koli5298 4 месяца назад

    😂😂😂

  • @bukaneja
    @bukaneja 4 месяца назад +2

    My favorite is when clarckson comment on hammond buying a car with wooden beam "what kind of blithering idiot buys a car with a wooden beam richard hammond! Does it say herye herye" 😂😂

    • @Rickytricky01
      @Rickytricky01 4 месяца назад

      Who is this person Clarckson you mentioned?

  • @section0555
    @section0555 4 месяца назад

    It doesn't matter

  • @abhijeet2125
    @abhijeet2125 4 месяца назад

    BRITISHERS ALWAYS COMPAIN

  • @yongwaikeat9126
    @yongwaikeat9126 4 месяца назад

    😂

  • @cyberxXxful
    @cyberxXxful 4 месяца назад

    Every time i see those guys i think they are bunch of clownes becouse of what they did with tesla.

  • @selvaganesh6227
    @selvaganesh6227 4 месяца назад

    Mercedes Benz is the King.

  • @Mtanes
    @Mtanes 4 месяца назад

    Or these 3 became to old and don't know how to adjust a clock..it is ok to be old...