How to Survive a School or Office Shooting

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    Nobody thinks it’s going to happen to them - until it does. Be prepared to survive a shooting rampage, just in case.
    Step 1: Run
    Run first; ask questions later. Don’t miss your opportunity to escape by wasting time debating whether that noise was really a gunshot.
    Tip
    If you’re running from a shooter, run in a zigzag pattern. He’ll have a harder time hitting you, and the odds are even lower he’ll hit a major organ or artery.
    Step 2: Barricade the door
    If you’re trapped in a building with a shooter, lock yourself in a room and barricade the door with heavy furniture. The predator is likely to move on to more accessible victims.
    Step 3: Find a weapon
    Find some sort of weapon - a pair of scissors, a letter opener, hot coffee, a stapler, a fire extinguisher. Even if you don’t injure the attacker, you may be able to distract him or throw him off balance.
    Step 4: Take cover
    Take cover behind something sturdy, like a file cabinet or a metal desk.
    Tip
    Don’t make eye contact with or speak to the shooter. But if he talks to you, respond with an absurd question in the hopes of throwing him off guard.
    Step 5: Listen for reloading
    Listen for the 'click' that indicates his revolver is out of bullets, or the metallic clang that means the empty cartridge of his automatic pistol has fallen to the floor. He’ll have to pause to reload, giving you and others a chance to tackle him or escape.
    Step 6: Slow bleeding
    If you do get shot, slow the bleeding by keeping direct pressure on the wound.
    Tip
    If you think you might pass out from blood loss, place a hard object under your body, just above the wound, and lay on top of it. That way, if you do lose consciousness, your body weight will keep pressure on the wound.
    Step 7: Fight back
    If you find yourself unable to avoid a life-or-death struggle with the shooter, go for his most vulnerable areas: gouge his eyes with your index and middle fingers; jab his Adam’s apple; or knee him in the groin.
    Step 8: Report odd behavior
    Help prevent shooting rampages in the first place by reporting any odd behavior or threats to someone in authority.
    Did You Know?
    Homicide is the second leading cause of death on the job, after motor vehicle accidents.

Комментарии • 3,5 тыс.

  • @joeyk3134
    @joeyk3134 8 лет назад +1557

    every bored kid in school has an in depth plan of escape for this

  • @Thisshitcrazybruh
    @Thisshitcrazybruh 8 лет назад +671

    People watching this: Do NOT try to tackle a shooter during a reload. You WILL die this way. I have quite a bit of experience with weapons and I'll tell you that it takes very VERY little time to reload. Use that time to run.

    • @nukesrus2663
      @nukesrus2663 7 лет назад +88

      Libtards R Cancer Unless he's got a revolver without a speed loader, or a tube fed shotgun.

    • @LoydAvenheart
      @LoydAvenheart 6 лет назад +70

      Or unless this dude is keeping the mags in his back-pack.

    • @brucehera4675
      @brucehera4675 6 лет назад +127

      Depends on how experienced the shooter is.

    • @jackassmcdunken2230
      @jackassmcdunken2230 6 лет назад +16

      Yea take a brick with you

    • @imOTG
      @imOTG 6 лет назад +58

      Does he have fast mag as an attachment?

  • @ayirsawft
    @ayirsawft 8 лет назад +1482

    "Nobody thinks its going to happen to them" M8 I've planned a whole strategy to get away in Spanish.

    • @alanwake3641
      @alanwake3641 7 лет назад +24

      *SAVAGE BABY*

    • @janew2969
      @janew2969 7 лет назад +4

      Ayrsawft SAME LOL

    • @ratter7106
      @ratter7106 6 лет назад +29

      Jacob Heverly You are now my role model

    • @kallmekiki
      @kallmekiki 6 лет назад +2

      Oh my goodness lmfao 😭😩😭

    • @fatidiot693
      @fatidiot693 6 лет назад +6

      I always locate things that could be weapons, and plan escape routes

  • @theopinionator7383
    @theopinionator7383 10 лет назад +1251

    Step 1: dont go to school

  • @cherrycola4723
    @cherrycola4723 8 лет назад +406

    Remember the golden rule- If Eugene reaches into his backpack, it's time to run.

  • @wolvesrfun
    @wolvesrfun 8 лет назад +549

    I always have silly plans for this stuff in my head during a boring class. "Ok, I will take my backpack and slam him against the wall and dash for the door, and by then, he will have recovered and come after me, which I will jump out the window, do a quick roll away from the glass, run into the bushes while dodging behind buildings..."

    • @ebell1960
      @ebell1960 8 лет назад +45

      I thought I was the only one, I do that all the time

    • @GalaxyUnicorn
      @GalaxyUnicorn 8 лет назад +15

      My math class is mostly spent thinking about what I would do in emergency situations! I thought I was the only one!

    • @wolvesrfun
      @wolvesrfun 8 лет назад +5

      ***** I'm never on the second floor...that's for all the kids that are screwed in an emergency situation. :)

    • @maxciel9829
      @maxciel9829 8 лет назад +8

      if you are strong get a chair smash the shooter in the back of the head or the back

    • @KeaLeonna
      @KeaLeonna 8 лет назад

      XD

  • @10colej
    @10colej 8 лет назад +2470

    Step one: prevent being shot by befriending the fedora trench-coat wearing kid at lunch .

    • @MarginalPanic1
      @MarginalPanic1 8 лет назад +92

      Columbine much?

    • @brandonleskil4523
      @brandonleskil4523 8 лет назад +149

      That might not actually work, in the columbine shooting one of the shooters friends was in the library where the shooter was killing people and the shooter told him to run but as the shooters friend was running the shooter shot him and laughed, this was in the columbine shooting footage.

    • @braindawgie
      @braindawgie 8 лет назад +107

      And also give him a fruit roll up every lunch just so he doesn't shoot you.

    • @jebaited9612
      @jebaited9612 8 лет назад

      +Dylan Klebold i love you

    • @jebaited9612
      @jebaited9612 8 лет назад

      Dylan Klebold i know youre not real XD

  • @rolandramos3720
    @rolandramos3720 8 лет назад +454

    Step one: have a tank in your classroom at all costs

  • @joobiejoobie
    @joobiejoobie 7 лет назад +1021

    It's really sad this video has to be made.

  • @hockeygoalie7877
    @hockeygoalie7877 8 лет назад +3286

    Step 9: Diss the shooter tell him his aim is trash and challenge him to a rap battle

    • @bibble2694
      @bibble2694 8 лет назад +158

      Totally if I was a criminal any rap battle would be important

    • @hockeygoalie7877
      @hockeygoalie7877 8 лет назад +17

      +Bibble it was a joke 😂

    • @melisapham6627
      @melisapham6627 8 лет назад +128

      +Hockey Goalie I'm pretty sure Bibble understood it was a joke and was going along with it.....

    • @hockeybadger7916
      @hockeybadger7916 7 лет назад +5

      Hockey Goalie yay hockey

    • @slushiefoxx112
      @slushiefoxx112 7 лет назад +2

      YASSS LMAO!

  • @matthewhughmann1548
    @matthewhughmann1548 10 лет назад +227

    Or you could just respawn.

  • @magicalleaf727
    @magicalleaf727 8 лет назад +508

    Step one: Don't go to school, kids!

  • @williamedwards5829
    @williamedwards5829 9 лет назад +48

    The word "luck" doesn't fill me with much hope.

  • @scarlettsirena
    @scarlettsirena 8 лет назад +305

    2009: This ain't important smh
    2016: EVRYONE WATCH THIS! SAVE URSELVES!!! MERICA IS DOOMED!

    • @elijahstockton3196
      @elijahstockton3196 6 лет назад +12

      2020 SAVE YOURSELF

    • @joshuaviolavanderplaat7696
      @joshuaviolavanderplaat7696 6 лет назад +6

      Well 2018, from the day I wrote this, there were 22 school shooting this year alone, its may smh

    • @takemycinnamonrolls3473
      @takemycinnamonrolls3473 6 лет назад +1

      Joshua Viola van der Plaat
      Aren't there more than that?

    • @joshuaviolavanderplaat7696
      @joshuaviolavanderplaat7696 6 лет назад

      Take My Cinnamon Rolls well im not sure but only in the USA, there were about 22 school shooting only in 2018, there were probably 100s more in total

    • @takemycinnamonrolls3473
      @takemycinnamonrolls3473 6 лет назад

      There were 18 or more school shootings in January, wasn't there? I don't remember, but I am not American either.

  • @Doyler_
    @Doyler_ 8 лет назад +1389

    How to survive a school shooting
    1. Wear a trench coat to blend in
    2. Ask the shooter can you help
    3. Challenge them to a 1v1 on rust

    • @stormclouds3218
      @stormclouds3218 8 лет назад +24

      wow, only people who have drunk bleach are smart, can i have some?

    • @almondtofu4631
      @almondtofu4631 8 лет назад +7

      It doesn't say that in the video

    • @alyu_
      @alyu_ 8 лет назад +39

      well aren't you smart

    • @YungFlightRisk
      @YungFlightRisk 7 лет назад +12

      set it to intervention only

    • @deadchannel5018
      @deadchannel5018 7 лет назад +1

      Kool Kids Klub l

  • @JasonGoraJasonGora
    @JasonGoraJasonGora 10 лет назад +456

    i tried this and i died

  • @falco9907
    @falco9907 7 лет назад +86

    I clicked this video just to check the comment section
    Im not dissapointed

  • @PoopLoserDa69th
    @PoopLoserDa69th 6 лет назад +634

    This video gets more relevant every year

  • @Jarder2
    @Jarder2 9 лет назад +148

    How to survive
    1.find blood
    2.play dead

    • @ssw4m
      @ssw4m 9 лет назад +44

      it's not a war, he might likely remember not having shot you already...
      still, your advice is good for war!

    • @bigman_industries
      @bigman_industries 7 лет назад +37

      *+Sam Watkins* It actually worked in Columbine. A student got shot, ran out of the shooter's sight, and played dead. Dylan actually walked by thinking Eric shot him.

    • @desertsane
      @desertsane 7 лет назад +3

      Shyanism Films I doubt this is true.

    • @CaitlinYellowbear
      @CaitlinYellowbear 6 лет назад +31

      Friend well, at least ya tried then

    • @yusuf_kizilkaya
      @yusuf_kizilkaya 6 лет назад +17

      Sam Watkins it might work if there are multiple shooters

  • @cookiesandrainbows3322
    @cookiesandrainbows3322 6 лет назад +239

    Who is here after the florida parkland school shooting. I don't feel safe anymore

    • @queenmonet3272
      @queenmonet3272 6 лет назад +3

      Iloveaddias 15 ik

    • @IntelligentHorseworldofrandom
      @IntelligentHorseworldofrandom 6 лет назад +2

      Me.

    • @queenmonet3272
      @queenmonet3272 6 лет назад +2

      Iloveaddias 15 me

    • @skyliqhts4071
      @skyliqhts4071 6 лет назад +8

      Iloveaddias 15 me because I need to stay alive

    • @Samuel-b
      @Samuel-b 6 лет назад +14

      Iloveaddias 15 me too. I especially don't feel safe anymore because i actually live in Florida just a couple hours away from that school.

  • @liana-gao
    @liana-gao 7 лет назад +1704

    *Plan: "RUN FOREST RUN!!!"*

  • @chillyjoker101
    @chillyjoker101 10 лет назад +131

    Step 9 don't be a fucking hero.

  • @rue483
    @rue483 6 лет назад +37

    This was made 8 _years_ ago.
    What a time to be alive.

  • @DanesZalor
    @DanesZalor 7 лет назад +53

    step 9 : if the shooter confronts you, use magic cylinder to reflect damage to his life points

    • @katieann3015
      @katieann3015 3 года назад +1

      Use Draining Shield, negate the attack and gain life points equal to the attack.

  • @Macetgc
    @Macetgc 11 лет назад +58

    TIP: if there is someone near you who ends up dying don't scream and take their blood and wipe it on your face and clothes. if you have enough time you should place them on top of you too and pretend that youre dead. this can help you in the case of a shooting

    • @hiyoise
      @hiyoise 7 лет назад

      maisjwad yeah i would do that too

    • @hiyoise
      @hiyoise 7 лет назад +1

      maisjwad or just steal ketchup from the canteen lol

  • @anjelgomez954
    @anjelgomez954 6 лет назад +26

    When a school in ur county got shot up and now theres a bunch of threats to your school and others around you...howcast has my back

  • @MemesAreFriendsNotFood
    @MemesAreFriendsNotFood 6 лет назад +38

    It’s a sad reality that this was in my recommended with what’s going on right now.

  • @hatofgreens
    @hatofgreens 7 лет назад +123

    Step 69: Become friends with AT LEAST 2 of the weird white kids who sit in the back.

    • @newYoshtown
      @newYoshtown 6 лет назад +13

      SD Card step 420: join the trench coat mafia to avoid getting shot

  • @bighead525
    @bighead525 7 лет назад +72

    Back to school starter pack:

  • @daddytachanka8076
    @daddytachanka8076 6 лет назад +52

    It’s sad that this gets more and more relevant.

  • @CasualKid1000
    @CasualKid1000 10 лет назад +41

    Me:Is it raing out?*Gets shot*

  • @chillchopapa3275
    @chillchopapa3275 6 лет назад +6

    When you try to run out of class after hearing a gunshot
    Teacher: **you aren’t allowed to leave class**

  • @laurenstof7164
    @laurenstof7164 5 лет назад +11

    I watched this when I was way younger, but coming back to it as a high schooler in a time when school shootings are happening again and again gives me chills.

  • @bespit6654
    @bespit6654 8 лет назад +718

    What if you're the shooter???

  • @combatstryker4266
    @combatstryker4266 6 лет назад +71

    Who else watches this after Florida school shooting?

    • @JayOrr
      @JayOrr 6 лет назад +3

      CombatStryker yeah. it looks like this video will be relevant for a long time

    • @DeepSeaBlu3s
      @DeepSeaBlu3s 6 лет назад +1

      What is the Flordia school shooting? I dont watch news

    • @amaranthdahlia
      @amaranthdahlia 6 лет назад

      +Honeii Killjoy the title is self explanatory tbh

    • @DeepSeaBlu3s
      @DeepSeaBlu3s 6 лет назад

      EmilyHeather DaMeifwa ok

    • @Vetusomaru
      @Vetusomaru 6 лет назад

      CombatStryker Your mom.

  • @hypebeast7592
    @hypebeast7592 7 лет назад +26

    In battlefield or call of duty I run in zig-zags when the enemy is shooting me

    • @SoraxGirl
      @SoraxGirl 7 лет назад

      Same XDD

    • @ayahkhan5825
      @ayahkhan5825 6 лет назад

      Channel that has no videos. I know but dont all the shooters have aim bots on thier gun so they can do 360 no scopes in irl

    • @soda_3121
      @soda_3121 6 лет назад

      Roblox fighting games, zag your way to safety.

  • @bigmoneyjackson2385
    @bigmoneyjackson2385 6 лет назад +139

    step 1 leave America

    • @wtfman5795
      @wtfman5795 6 лет назад +5

      And the best comment of the week goes to...
      Tuan

    • @ayahkhan5825
      @ayahkhan5825 6 лет назад +1

      Tuan Murphy step 2: buy a gun

    • @4iq333
      @4iq333 6 лет назад +4

      Lawotton 890 conservatard. If everyone owns a gun and keeps it on them that'll make things worse, since everyone will feel threatened.

    • @ayahkhan5825
      @ayahkhan5825 6 лет назад +2

      СУКА БЛЯТЬ or if everyone ones a gun they will feel protected

    • @ayahkhan5825
      @ayahkhan5825 6 лет назад +2

      СУКА БЛЯТЬ not if you shoot them first

  • @michelletellez2151
    @michelletellez2151 9 лет назад +40

    Guess who is now afraid to go to school on Monday

  • @avawie5966
    @avawie5966 8 лет назад +254

    i find it interesting how they automatically just say its a guy lmao

    • @oliverdyer9155
      @oliverdyer9155 8 лет назад +77

      They're committed almost entirely by men, and a majority of trained gun users are male.

    • @Oleahhh
      @Oleahhh 8 лет назад +22

      and white

    • @AnimeLover-ws7pu
      @AnimeLover-ws7pu 7 лет назад +7

      I know lol...Females ALSO take the blame for this too, hehe...Killers aren't genders lol, Just saying..

    • @LoydAvenheart
      @LoydAvenheart 6 лет назад +13

      It's more likely to be a guy. The first mass shooting of a school was done by a girl though who really didn't like mondays.

    • @mike-fr2vf
      @mike-fr2vf 6 лет назад

      It’s just an example for the situation, saying he/she over and over is annoying and stretches out video

  • @jacobsiron6929
    @jacobsiron6929 6 лет назад +17

    On the off chance this does in fact save my life one day, thanks in advance :)

    • @jaxonk6526
      @jaxonk6526 6 лет назад +1

      Jacob Siron don’t follow these steps. It’ll probably get you killed

    • @jacobsiron6929
      @jacobsiron6929 6 лет назад

      Jaxon k okay yes I know some are more advisable than others but the hiding ones are pretty damn helpful

  • @Mario009
    @Mario009 8 лет назад +44

    my heart is going fast all of a sudden cause I'm thinking it will happen to me

  • @yeetbeet3297
    @yeetbeet3297 6 лет назад +27

    i wouldn't even listen to the teachers im jumpin out the nearest window

    • @brandonjustis
      @brandonjustis 6 лет назад

      what if you're on the fifth floor or another high floor?

    • @yeetbeet3297
      @yeetbeet3297 6 лет назад +1

      the middle school i go to only has 1 floor

  • @lhousevlogs5334
    @lhousevlogs5334 7 лет назад +116

    WHO YOU GONNA CALL???
    Bond.. James Bond

    • @jkk45
      @jkk45 7 лет назад +3

      I was gonna suggest phoning Chuck Norris....that's if he doesn't find you first.

    • @nukesrus2663
      @nukesrus2663 7 лет назад +3

      Will Wood You don't call Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris calls you.

    • @phantom9707
      @phantom9707 7 лет назад

      L house Vlogs meme fest

    • @Markm658
      @Markm658 6 лет назад +2

      sam and dean winchester

    • @miaa1762
      @miaa1762 6 лет назад +3

      GHOST BUSTER'S

  • @Gorillagames1
    @Gorillagames1 10 лет назад +10

    Step 1: While shooter reloads and is next to a window
    *Kick shooter out of 13 story building* Yell "THIS IS SPARTA" while doing it

  • @breeana6694
    @breeana6694 8 лет назад +35

    This is scary now I'm scared but i need this to know

    • @gahshnznz9942
      @gahshnznz9942 7 лет назад

      The Noob Quest i love that game neko atsume

  • @therearefederalagentsoutsi9187
    @therearefederalagentsoutsi9187 6 лет назад +13

    I'm only watching this because we had a "heightened security" alert today at school

  • @emmaw8979
    @emmaw8979 10 лет назад +4

    My mom says if the person shoots near you fall down and act dead so the shooter will focus and the moving people like in the song titanium a lyrics say" firing at the ones who run" is most likely the case

    • @jackknight6993
      @jackknight6993 6 лет назад

      emma w good idea. But don't move if he steps on u

  • @liyushiferaw
    @liyushiferaw 6 лет назад +2

    Some kid told us something horrible is going to happen to us. He’s like super sketchy and people make fun of him. Now I’m watching all these videos just in case.

  • @finnchapman5435
    @finnchapman5435 6 лет назад +6

    I'm calling from beyond the grave to say that this didn't work

    • @jackknight6993
      @jackknight6993 6 лет назад +1

      Finn Chapman he didn't respond with 'its raining a little. Not much. Bye. See you tomorrow.?

  • @drewzinkel5289
    @drewzinkel5289 7 лет назад +27

    Step One Roast the shooter or tell him that you come of beet him in a call of duty match

    • @chupacabra_sean3646
      @chupacabra_sean3646 6 лет назад +1

      Drew Zinkel That's what causes the shootings...

    • @newYoshtown
      @newYoshtown 6 лет назад

      Drew Zinkel step two challenge him to a Minecraft rap battle.

  • @JuliannaYayYTC
    @JuliannaYayYTC 8 лет назад +97

    who else is watching this after the shooting in Orlando?

    • @nicokwan7003
      @nicokwan7003 8 лет назад +2

      Me

    • @jesusbanda234
      @jesusbanda234 8 лет назад

      Yeah, Me too.

    • @nyarialnyoak4532
      @nyarialnyoak4532 8 лет назад +1

      Same here.

    • @nyarialnyoak4532
      @nyarialnyoak4532 8 лет назад +3

      +K Head Well I'm watching this video now because i always thought that it would never happen to me. But as I think, I realize that it could happen to anyone and at anytime. People don't take into consideration about a shooting and in the worse case, it happens to them. So yeah. I'm not trying to die in a school shooting so imma watch this vid 👌🏾

    • @allietheoutcast7615
      @allietheoutcast7615 8 лет назад +1

      Its sad that we have to

  • @Jemalacane0
    @Jemalacane0 9 лет назад +71

    Step 1: Be armed yourself.
    Step 2: Shoot back.

    • @ghostdeep2542
      @ghostdeep2542 9 лет назад +10

      You are at a normal day of school and you expect nothing to happen, all of a sudden a man starts shooting what do you do? You make a gun instantly appear in your hands and shoot back...

    • @Jemalacane0
      @Jemalacane0 9 лет назад +8

      Romeo Depaso No. You see? At least where I live, you can carry a weapon concealed. If people were allowed to carry in all places, that would help level the playing field.

    • @joaquinpinto6706
      @joaquinpinto6706 9 лет назад +3

      Jemalacane0 Tell me how you expect kids to use an M16 or a revolver...

    • @Bigboss-zu8xc
      @Bigboss-zu8xc 9 лет назад

      Joaquin Pinto just teach them how to use a nuke as a sueside bomb

    • @joaquinpinto6706
      @joaquinpinto6706 9 лет назад +1

      Are you kidding? You must be a troll.

  • @Cleavatr0n
    @Cleavatr0n 9 лет назад +15

    What you could always do is wear some low profile kevlar to school everyday.

    • @Cleavatr0n
      @Cleavatr0n 8 лет назад +3

      Gaming Verge
      I've worn level IIIA plates before in public under a hoodie, you can't notice.

    • @Cleavatr0n
      @Cleavatr0n 8 лет назад +1

      Gaming Verge
      I have 3 layers of kevlar in front of the plate and one behind. Same thing for the plate on my back.

    • @Cleavatr0n
      @Cleavatr0n 8 лет назад +1

      Gaming Verge
      And that's just my normal rig for the range lol, but I have put it in a low profile PC before and it just looks like you have a buff chest.

    • @Cleavatr0n
      @Cleavatr0n 8 лет назад +1

      Gaming Verge
      Some could say it's heavy I guess, but I don't wear it out every day lol. I usually just use them on my banshee at the shooting range. I just wanted to see if I could go out in public and see if anyone noticed.

  • @yato3520
    @yato3520 6 лет назад +21

    WELP IM REVISITING THIS VID
    2018

  • @marcossenna4612
    @marcossenna4612 10 лет назад +24

    get pepper spray

    • @Bigboss-zu8xc
      @Bigboss-zu8xc 9 лет назад

      Mario Gaspar what if it's banned in your country

    • @marshall322
      @marshall322 9 лет назад +22

      School shootings are banned too

    • @Cleavatr0n
      @Cleavatr0n 9 лет назад +2

      Aleksander Alek Alright, either risk prison and live another day... Or be 6 feet under.

    • @Bigboss-zu8xc
      @Bigboss-zu8xc 9 лет назад

      or you could get a butterfly knife.Same concept you just said

    • @jonjames8981
      @jonjames8981 8 лет назад

      I think you can get in trouble for having pepper spray in school

  • @laylow6214
    @laylow6214 6 лет назад +19

    What if school shooters watch this video

    • @abbby6951
      @abbby6951 6 лет назад +2

      jmoney 23 School shooters are most likely mentally ill, and are more likely to just be very rash about things. Even if they did watch this video, when it's actually going down, they'll be too focused on killing as many people as possible, and not getting caught to even remember. Shooters are more worried about number of kills, so they'll not likely go after harder kills too. That's why, if you get caught in a room with the shooter, it's best to die fighting than cowering, because if you fight, the person is completely insane and wont actually expect someone to fight back, so they'll be easier to incapacitate.

    • @maxamedcumar6643
      @maxamedcumar6643 5 лет назад

      Heh. Heh. Hehh...

  • @spencer5870
    @spencer5870 6 лет назад +278

    My last words:YOLO

    • @dominickperez2952
      @dominickperez2952 6 лет назад +22

      Well... he certainly lived once...

    • @ericbazinga
      @ericbazinga 6 лет назад +1

      My last words would be "Bang"...

    • @nefertarivivi5613
      @nefertarivivi5613 6 лет назад +5

      Cool Cube My last words would be, "Make sure to hit my artery"

    • @tenletters5889
      @tenletters5889 6 лет назад +8

      well at least that's one less person who still says "Yolo"

    • @rachellebirch244
      @rachellebirch244 6 лет назад

      *My last words, to the people who are begging me not to go:* Honey, I just want to die

  • @redrhino1911
    @redrhino1911 6 лет назад +8

    Florida just happened and this is a reminder that it's sad this video exists and it has reason to exist.

  • @Cardboard-
    @Cardboard- 7 лет назад +9

    just yell yahtzee he'll be confused then you throw the desks.

  • @dms2331
    @dms2331 6 лет назад +2

    "Can I help?" That will throw him off guard

  • @eskihesap9985
    @eskihesap9985 6 лет назад +5

    American education system should include this.

  • @brandonnguyen3454
    @brandonnguyen3454 7 лет назад +13

    🔥I'm trying to survive bruh and your making this lit🔥

  • @eliwhite7207
    @eliwhite7207 6 лет назад +4

    Plan B:If you can’t beat em, join em

  • @killyourself6871
    @killyourself6871 7 лет назад +6

    Step 1: live in Texas
    Step 2: buy every gun in your local gun store

  • @ivyh7143
    @ivyh7143 9 лет назад +171

    What if the shooters a girl? You need and need to be:
    A male
    Good looks
    A phone
    And the gift of flirting
    Step one: Talk to the girl. Try winking and the eyebrows.
    Step two: While your talking, tell her you need to use the bathroom and pull out your phone to call 911.
    Step 3: When the police comes, that female shooter will begone.
    Step 3: IFYOU HAD FEELINGS FOR DA GURL. GO HOME AND CRY IN YOUR BEDROOM CORNER!
    Did you know?: School desks have 300 times more bacteria then a toilet seat.

  • @donnywilliamson5807
    @donnywilliamson5807 6 лет назад +14

    You forgot the first step. Don't live in America

  • @gerardgaythekilljy9175
    @gerardgaythekilljy9175 7 лет назад +263

    Now that I know this, There won't be any survivors.

    • @professionallybad126
      @professionallybad126 7 лет назад +207

      The SWAT will be at your home any minute now

    • @desertsane
      @desertsane 7 лет назад +14

      Space liopleurodon 2646 LOL

    • @maxxng5362
      @maxxng5362 6 лет назад +10

      lol
      im dying

    • @borpborp5710
      @borpborp5710 6 лет назад +18

      lmao it took me a while to get the joke

    • @elijahstockton3196
      @elijahstockton3196 6 лет назад +9

      Make sure you win that victory royal there will be NO ONE LEFT and check for bush Wookiee’s or closer hiders:)

  • @kevinzhou8587
    @kevinzhou8587 6 лет назад +3

    Who else is watching this thinking that they can be a hero and save everyone

  • @doublebaconchaseburger
    @doublebaconchaseburger 8 лет назад +71

    178 shooters disliked this!

    • @Jay2423M
      @Jay2423M 8 лет назад

      180

    • @Thisshitcrazybruh
      @Thisshitcrazybruh 8 лет назад +2

      No, just people who realism the many flaws in this plan.

    • @Thisshitcrazybruh
      @Thisshitcrazybruh 8 лет назад

      +Southern Gun nut *realised

    • @colombianleone8663
      @colombianleone8663 8 лет назад

      Negative, just people who have a shred of common sense. Places like Appalachian School of Law, Sulivan Central High School, Clackamas Town Center Mall, Mystics Strip Club and other mass shootings like these..*all stopped by a good guy carrying a CCW with minimal-to-no casualties*. The moves that Howcast instructs will get you killed (and have gotten people killed in gun free zones). Anyone that knows guns will tell you how absurd this video is in logic and practicality. Just to add...Howcast doesn't demonstrate any knowledge in firearms for the lack of using any of the right terms. Even a Google search would tell you what a 'cartridge' is. So best of luck to the fools learning from this video practicing the movie-like MMA moves on an active shooter (who always has distance advantage). Not impossible to stop them without a weapon, but at a 13% success rate according to the FBI in the recent years? Yea, common sense.

    • @JRABFILMS
      @JRABFILMS 6 лет назад

      179*

  • @scumbag3927
    @scumbag3927 6 лет назад +3

    Lol just pause and switch teams friendly fire is turned off

  • @MustacheCashStash125
    @MustacheCashStash125 3 года назад +4

    1:07 "Hey Dylan what are you doing?"
    "Oh just killing people."

  • @ratter7106
    @ratter7106 6 лет назад +2

    But what if a shooter watchs this? WHAT DO WE DO THEN?!

  • @axelh7716
    @axelh7716 10 лет назад +5

    We had the worst type of lock down... A BLIZZARD DUN DUN DUNN so we got to go home early

  • @jamesonnicole6503
    @jamesonnicole6503 6 лет назад +4

    Whos watching this after the FL shooting ? This vid is so helpful this vid can maybe save my life and others one day!!!!TY

    • @jaxonk6526
      @jaxonk6526 6 лет назад +2

      Jameson Nicole don’t follow these steps lol. It’ll most likely get you killed.

    • @jackknight6993
      @jackknight6993 6 лет назад +1

      Jameson Nicole the shooter has seen this video. U r screwed

  • @anaya1524
    @anaya1524 6 лет назад +10

    How to a Survive A School Shooting
    Step 1: Don't go to school :)

    • @scruber64_
      @scruber64_ 6 лет назад

      I will get into trouble

    • @scruber64_
      @scruber64_ 6 лет назад

      dn8rofficial
      But no friends :(

  • @BobSleighization
    @BobSleighization 10 лет назад +19

    This is distasteful, educational and hilarious in equal measure.

  • @rune9243
    @rune9243 6 лет назад +3

    Step 1: live somewhere with better gun control

  • @cl3461
    @cl3461 7 лет назад +43

    step one say your a fan of columbine

  • @lauren.7267
    @lauren.7267 6 лет назад +3

    It's honestly sad that I feel the need to watch this.

    • @jackknight6993
      @jackknight6993 6 лет назад

      Lauren. If anything happens near your school. Just homeschool.

  • @ravenandpawprint1142
    @ravenandpawprint1142 3 года назад +3

    I remember finding this when I was eight after I learned about the Sandy Hook shooting; the first school shooting I had ever learned about. I still remember coming home from school that day and my mom telling me about it. I was baffled when I found out about it and to this day I will never understand why someone would do such a thing. My mom is haunted by the memory of watching me walking to school that day because if that ever happened to me, they would never stop seeing that image of me, their eight-year-old son walking away from them and never coming home.

    • @MustacheCashStash125
      @MustacheCashStash125 2 года назад +3

      Adam Lanza (the shooter) was really messed up in the head and he was fascinated with a lot of mass killers. I wish he got the help he needed.

  • @potatosalad1016
    @potatosalad1016 6 лет назад +2

    1:14 "can you say where the bees are?"
    Gets shot

  • @kennyzhou2151
    @kennyzhou2151 10 лет назад +27

    this makes no sence,the teachers in the school force you to stay in the classroom the whole time!

    • @DinoDays703
      @DinoDays703 6 лет назад +9

      Kenny Zhou You could get stranded outside while going to the bathroom, office, ect.

    • @ayahkhan5825
      @ayahkhan5825 6 лет назад +2

      Kenny Zhou is jump da fuq out da window

  • @spyrothelegendarypurpledra8786
    @spyrothelegendarypurpledra8786 8 лет назад +6

    METHOD A:Step 1: Buy a sniper rifle. Step 2: Hide it in your school or office building somehow. Step 3: Wait for the shooters to come in range. Step 4: 360 no scope their asses, or quickscope all of them. Step 5: profit.METHOD B:Step 1: Buy a shotgun. Step 2: Hide it in your school or office somehow. Step 3: Wait in a corner. Step 4: shotgun corner camp. Step 5: profit.

  • @Spartancrafter99
    @Spartancrafter99 6 лет назад +1

    I like how the video description literally lists everything the narrator is going to say in the video

  • @josemata2645
    @josemata2645 7 лет назад +4

    step 4:hide behind someone u hit

  • @lol...
    @lol... 7 лет назад +4

    1:12 SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA- *BANG*

  • @reid5668
    @reid5668 6 лет назад +5

    When it’s was made 8 years ago but it’s now in your suggested

  • @the-ph2pk
    @the-ph2pk 6 лет назад +4

    I’m so sad that this video has to exist

  • @cableaccesslover
    @cableaccesslover 10 лет назад +9

    the last step is so true. yeah it's being a snitch but it could save a disaster from happening from jump street.

    • @AFellowCyberman
      @AFellowCyberman 6 лет назад +1

      If it was being a snitch, it wouldn't help anyone, now would it?

    • @brittr4318
      @brittr4318 6 лет назад +1

      I wouldn't call it snitching.

  • @pureawkwardness415
    @pureawkwardness415 4 года назад +1

    From what I learned, running zigzag puts you at a disadvantage because you run less distance.

  • @jammybap
    @jammybap 6 лет назад +11

    Step 1, emigrate from America

    • @stewartsaurus5796
      @stewartsaurus5796 6 лет назад

      Absolutely hilarious, I totally didn’t see 8 other comments exactly like this. This is extremely original and true.

  • @bengkhimong2952
    @bengkhimong2952 6 лет назад +3

    If he confronts me
    Shooter: I'LL SHOOT.
    Me: Wait, you almost got da cheese touch.

  • @PrincessAsclepius
    @PrincessAsclepius 2 года назад +1

    Didn’t think I’d actually need this

  • @aryakamalie9669
    @aryakamalie9669 8 лет назад +20

    why do they automatically say it's a him

    • @youfuckingmomo1632
      @youfuckingmomo1632 8 лет назад +22

      It's common to name anyone in a situation as a man. It just how our minds are m

    • @oliverdyer9155
      @oliverdyer9155 8 лет назад +6

      Because mass shootings in the are almost completely done by male shooters. And like the other dude said, we're raised to automatically think of others as male, y'know? Like when you look at some random dog and go "Aww, what a good boy" or ask the owner what "his" name is.

    • @BestGamer-nq8sl
      @BestGamer-nq8sl 7 лет назад +1

      Oliver Dyer Feminist

    • @burgerkingfootlettuce3826
      @burgerkingfootlettuce3826 7 лет назад +7

      Best Gamer123
      She didn't say ALL shooters were male. And also, it's true.

    • @shallotwater9625
      @shallotwater9625 6 лет назад

      Oliver Dyer I usually assume all animals are girls when I look at it

  • @pontiffsulyvahn7442
    @pontiffsulyvahn7442 6 лет назад +3

    Lets do none of this!
    Lets skip class and stand outside for half an hour! That will fix it!

  • @bandob3169
    @bandob3169 7 лет назад +2

    All the other kids with the pumped up kicks🎵

  • @boompowcow
    @boompowcow 10 лет назад +4

    That would really suck, what kind of sicko does this.

  • @Dr7xzy
    @Dr7xzy 6 лет назад +4

    1:57 😂😂😂

  • @YoSoySrRojo
    @YoSoySrRojo 2 года назад +2

    There’s a threat at my school and I need to watch this

  • @jaredocana3473
    @jaredocana3473 10 лет назад +11

    Ahahhh
    I live in Colorado.
    I need this

    • @mooren487
      @mooren487 10 лет назад

      yep bud, PREPARE4 ANOTHER COLUMBINE!