“Whatever was in there, died years ago..” that was also a cool Batman line. Not just for the words but also telling Terry it’s ok that he didn’t get everybody out.
@@КонстантинПаршуков-о6б There's an exception to every rule. And this was definitely a good exception. Besides, this fucker has outlived his natural life for too long. He needed his dirt nap.
I don't like Talia personally as she exists just to create Daiman in 1995, but Bruce having a one night stand offspring actually stay in canon compared to Huntress (the og Batman offspring with Cat) is pretty impressive. I just wish they were Japanese from the start cause the characters have obvious Arabic/Egyptian/Semetic origin but Daiman's proper introduction made them more Asiatic....but they kept the og names.
He actually said “you hit like a girl” the guy who put the subtitles but in “bitch” because he doesn’t want his videos to be put on the younger kids side of RUclips
“You don’t cheat death, you whimper in fear of it”, and the other one that he says, “we both looked into the abyss. The difference is, when it looked back at us, you blinked” gotta be his coldest lines in film
@@NameAvailable I didn’t say it was his greatest lines. I said his coldest. And I’m not even sayin those are for certain. Just sayin they gotta be some of his coldest lines
I will forever love Bruce and Terry’s dynamic in this show. Terry was like the child Bruce never got to have, and is fiercely protective of him. While Terry sees Bruce as a role model and, dare say, father figure that he respects and worries over (probably due to the trauma of losing his own father). Terry had a relationship similar to that of Dick’s. I’m so sad this show was canceled 😞
@@lungse.2565 Damian does exists, he appears in the comics version: He was Robin, left to train in Europe & returned after Bruce couldn't be Batman anymore to take his place, but after a conflict with the League he started to belive Batman priorities of one city over everything else was wrong so he left & end succeding his grandfather as the next Ra's al Ghul. He end in a conflict with Terry later, but ends on a good note.
"You don't cheat death, you wimper in fear of it" is THE coldest line he could've said then!! Who says Batman needs to fight and have gadgets to hurt people?
I remember when I first saw that episode. Pretty much those exact words went through my head just before he said them. It seemed the obvious thing to say that...guy?
@@deathknight1239 Bruce: Did you just say 'The Cat in the Hat'? Terry: Shut up! I mean it, I will end you! **punches his fist downwards and onto his leg with full force, breaking it.**
@@umokwhy2830 it was the orchimaru part that threw me off. But I'm aware he does that 😂 thinking orchimaru had a daughter or clone himself of one and a son. Who was Talia ex?
See why are you commenting on children cartoons??? like bro you make it too obvious. I saw your comments on the wallace and gromit vids too. You need to be locked up
@@eliel1815shadow Dude was leader of an entire army of ninja assasins. Man has 0 fucks to give, he would probably do just about anything to get what he wants.
@@Montesama314 50 years, i guess that's the number of years that Ra's spent in her body posing as a woman. After all its been implied that he has been living in her body for decades.
I like how Bruce and Terry just chat and are so calm despite Ra's body swapping with his daughter, kissing Bruce, and then tried to body swap with him.
Bruce both hung with and fought against aliens ,gods, also fought evil clowns. Literal man bats and human looking Crocs. Hung with magic users , For Bruce, it is another Tuesday
Imagine Ra's getting dressed before visiting Bruce in the Batcave. Getting the bra and panties on. Then the skirt. Followed by high heels and then doing the makeup and hair. And then saying in his male voice "All part of the plan". Then practicing his female voice and mannerisms.
I thought “how would someone with access to a literal pool that can reverse age and heal wounds die” and just…couldn’t believe he was dead. Man did I ever hate being right, that jerk gave Bruce some of his youth back only to try and use him like he used his own daughter. It was nice hearing Bruce throw out some one liners for a change, he seemed legitimately happy
In the same episode, be tells Bruce that got injured so bad that the pit couldn't heal him, that's why he took over his daughter's body, that she willingly did.
@@zeroa69Hes not a clone hes more of a biological son, his father's sperm was changed to have bruces dna but he still got half his chromosomes from his mom so its more like she just got a sperm donation from bruce so he is just his biological son not a clone.
Bruce and Ras have 1 big difference: Bruce gladly welcomes death when death has earned him. He doesn't fear it. The only thing Bruce fears is after he's gone, gis city is unprotected. The world will ALWAYS need a Batman
He is still stupid yeah I know Gotham is corrupted city but if he help it by financial aid as well as technologically under his supervision he could get the peace and safety for what he is risking his life plus he could live a normal life like every billionaire have no two different person shit
One of my favorite Batman episodes in any form is the 2004 series. Far in the future, Mr. Freeze comes out of a cryogenic chamber, looking forward to a world he can conquer, a world without Batman. The inhabitants of the future go digging in Gotham, hoping they can find something to help. They discuss Batman and get many details wrong but know the gist (they think Thomas was Batman, Bruce was Robin) They find the remains of the Batcave, but his computer is dead. However, etched into the walls is binary code. When it's compiled and ran, a holographic version of an older Batman pops up. He says "If you're seeing this, it means The Mission isn't over. State the nature of your emergency."
@@usmanqureshi8941that episode ending was hilarious, Mr Frost (Mr Freeze) was freaking tf out when he saw Batman, he was so pissed he couldn’t get away from him 😂
Talia in the batman animated series was my favorite. She had absolutely undying love for Bruce from the moment she was shown on screen. The episode with vertigo. Time and time again she has helped him against her father even. It kinda hurt my heart when seeing this scene in batman beyond. The entire episode was dedicated to his love for Talia.
@@billnyethewifiguy6827 Not in the batman beyond verse. not sure how canon batman beyond is though in the animated JLU verse since it took a lot of liberties and lacks certain other details established by JLU. But events generally play out with batman retiring and the new guy being mentored by him. Some episodes are more solidly canon than others.
Yea definitely one of the cruelest fates. If Damian was a character back then i wonder what role he would have played, would he be the one getting body snatched or would have have to kill his grandfather in his dead mothers body.
It's also what batman is supposed to be in the first place. The beating up people was actually just for self defense. Now Batman actually seeks out criminals to beat them up and sometimes he does some detective work...if he feels like it 😂
When I saw this episode, I felt so bad for Talia. She was so devoted to her father that she willingly sacrificed her life for him. She deserves better than being related to that monster😢
@@falconeshieldhow can he he was trying to save a little girl from nearly getting hit by a truck then terry as Batman had to save them both he felt vulnerable as the Batman last time he did was when he created the Batman persona aka his parents death so Bruce decided to use the Lazarus pit after ra went like you don’t have to be vulnerable anymore aka he played the dark knight however once Bruce got back his youth is younger mind with the experience he already had went like this is a crutch I’m leaving also we get to see terry and Bruce fight together
Was I the only one that was heartbroken about Talia's fate? Like Bruce while I didn't agree with what Talia and Ras we're doing, but it showed how much she was willing to go for a loved one's cause
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"I take it back. You don't cheat death. You WHIMPER in FEAR of it! And you hit like a girl!" If that isn't one of Bruce's best lines in the animated universe including the animated movies, I don't know what is.
What I imagine Bruce thinking: “Holy mother of Jesus! She’s a man! I went to second base with a damn Frenchman! It’s the crying games! I’m Brokeback Carter!”
Normally characters talk out other characters of the actions they commit, seeing as they are not good for them, but in this case, batman saw for himself that he needed to go back. True self awareness right here 😤😤
@@miniaturejayhawk8702 if i were Ras. Why sacrifice the most loyal person not to mention his own daughter and not choose a male league of assassin henchman instead? Pretty stupid if you ask me
@@edwardgaines6561 who’s knows, The Joker technically done something like this as well with Tim Drake by put a Computer Chip on the back of Tim’s neck but Tim Drake still alive inside his Joker Trans
It makes sense that Bruce would be tempted here. He will always mourn the fact that he is no longer physically capable of fulfilling his mission himself anymore. It feels natural how reality sets in without any real pushing from Terry. Deep down Bruce knows the pit is not only selfish but dangerous and eventually his dedication wins out over his desire to be back in the fight.
That episode is one of those disturbing and disgusting thing ever. Ra’s continues to live on in his daughter’s body is not what I expect. It is also sad that Talia herself submit her life for him, and thus it’s just a body pretending to be her. Ra’s is a sick dude to manipulate Bruce like that. On a small plus side, least Bruce get to be at his peak even if it was briefly. Come to think of it, I wonder Talia had any idea if she was considering forfeiting her soul for his? I wondered if she had realized she was tricked at the last minute?
"You don't cheat death, you wimper in fear of it"
That's a great batman line!
“Whatever was in there, died years ago..” that was also a cool Batman line. Not just for the words but also telling Terry it’s ok that he didn’t get everybody out.
And here I thought Batman doesn't kill!
It really is
Yeah that was GRUESOME
@@КонстантинПаршуков-о6б There's an exception to every rule. And this was definitely a good exception. Besides, this fucker has outlived his natural life for too long. He needed his dirt nap.
My favorite part of this episode is Bruce decides for himself this is wrong and they need to leave.
Basically "this ain't right yo, let's bounce"
To be fair, look at ra al gul, he might be addicted to that shit
I'm surprised he agreed to it in the first place, but I don't remember the whole episode. It was good though
Mine is when he realized "He kissed me."
@@marloncebo242 I was surprised too but he’s just not perfectly okay with not being able to be himself since he can never wear the bat suit ever again
The end of this episode Bruce says “Rest well, beloved” in memory of Talia. I felt that.
Considering she r*Ped him, I'm not sure how she was his beloved.
He hit that
What they had wasn't really healthy, but, it is still sad her own father didn't love her & instead sacrifice her like that for such a selfish purpose
I don't like Talia personally as she exists just to create Daiman in 1995, but Bruce having a one night stand offspring actually stay in canon compared to Huntress (the og Batman offspring with Cat) is pretty impressive. I just wish they were Japanese from the start cause the characters have obvious Arabic/Egyptian/Semetic origin but Daiman's proper introduction made them more Asiatic....but they kept the og names.
What’s the name of the show
The moment "she" called him 'Bruce' I knew something was wrong. The real Talia always called him 'Beloved'
Thissssssssss
Oooo clever
i think it’s cause she was talking to tarry she only calls him that when they are alone
There's only a few times she uses Bruce's actual name. She only calls him Bruce if she needs something.
There has been multiple cartoons where she calls him Bruce so you are just wanting to sound smart but sounding dumb
“I did not want you to find out this way…detective”
*Reversed Discord*
I've seen you before like in a pegasus video
Nah, this is exactly like discord. Just in reality...for the cartoon at least.
Catfished
Pov you're on Twitter
@@deeznut709SAME
"You don't cheat death, you whimper in fear of it!"
DAAAAAAAAAAMMMMNNNNNNNNN
Yeah but it was conform tgat terry is a grntic off shot of Bruce not a Clone but as as vlose as a natural birth can be.
@@luxbledstone you had a stroke or somethin’ mate?
The ultimate comeback
@@17-nguyenphuclam67 dude go easy on him he's special.
Just look at his pfp.
What a line, god damn
"you hit like a bitch" Bruce got balls of steel to say this while he's trapped
“ I’m BATMAN”
He knows if he gets Reish angry, he'll make a mistake that he can take advantage
Cuz he's Batman lmao
?
He actually said “you hit like a girl” the guy who put the subtitles but in “bitch” because he doesn’t want his videos to be put on the younger kids side of RUclips
“If I stay here I’ll be weaker than ever.” That’s actually a very powerful quote by Bruce IMO.
Solid ass line
Srslyyy
“You don’t cheat death, you whimper in fear of it”, and the other one that he says, “we both looked into the abyss. The difference is, when it looked back at us, you blinked” gotta be his coldest lines in film
Not even in the show but okay.
@@pieceofshitzu2 didn’t say it was only lines in tv shows that he made. I said lines in “film”
To be fair.. who isn't afraid of death?
I mean, the whole “you blinked” line is hardly even a rework of the original quote. It’s a good line, but it’s not original enough to be great
@@NameAvailable I didn’t say it was his greatest lines. I said his coldest. And I’m not even sayin those are for certain. Just sayin they gotta be some of his coldest lines
"You? She KISSED me!"
I like how 'kissing batman' was not even part of Ra's plans and he still did it anyways
yeah like hes definitely having something going on might be that hes in a womens body or hes gay
Sounds like he had plans for much more than that lol
@@DmanDice ra's daughter and batman had Damian in another time line or multiverse, these metaverses are so confusing
There’s a good chance they actually smashed
I like to think the kiss was a sign that Talia wasn't completely gone and her feelings for Bruce lingered.
I will forever love Bruce and Terry’s dynamic in this show. Terry was like the child Bruce never got to have, and is fiercely protective of him. While Terry sees Bruce as a role model and, dare say, father figure that he respects and worries over (probably due to the trauma of losing his own father). Terry had a relationship similar to that of Dick’s. I’m so sad this show was canceled 😞
Bruce is terrys dad he was made from his dna
They succ for canceling this one
But why?!?!😢😠
I'm 99% sure Damien exists in Batman beyond, since Terry's younger brother wears his Robin suit
@@lungse.2565 Damian does exists, he appears in the comics version:
He was Robin, left to train in Europe & returned after Bruce couldn't be Batman anymore to take his place, but after a conflict with the League he started to belive Batman priorities of one city over everything else was wrong so he left & end succeding his grandfather as the next Ra's al Ghul.
He end in a conflict with Terry later, but ends on a good note.
“I didn’t want you to find out this way DETECTIVE”
That line right there made my soul leave my body
When I watched the original episode on television many years ago, and this scene came on, I felt the same way too.
Same
I just gotta ask... Then how/when was Ra's going to reveal it? While they were doing the hanky panky?
@@NerdishGeekish brother i don’t even wanna know
its wild how you kids bond over mutual repression in virtual circlejerk safespace group therapy @@rashodevans
R.I.P. K. Conroy. No other voice will ever be Batman to me. 😢
Also RiP David Warner 1941-2022 who voiced Ras
@@Maxibon2007 1941 to 1922? So he died at age -19? XD
That'd still be wrong 41 to 22 is impossible
@@Matalu_ That's the joke. XD
I was unaware. Definitely going to miss him.
"You don't cheat death, you wimper in fear of it" is THE coldest line he could've said then!! Who says Batman needs to fight and have gadgets to hurt people?
Right? Best line to fuck rahs up. So good
It's what should have been said to Voldemort.
So is "And you hit like a girl".
I remember when I first saw that episode. Pretty much those exact words went through my head just before he said them.
It seemed the obvious thing to say that...guy?
Imo his coldest line is when he defeats Dracula
Terry - "I'm telling you right now there's no way I'm wearing the Robin suit."
Bruce- "Of course not. Don't be silly. You'll wear the Batgirl suit."
Terry: "I will end you. And I'll make it look like an accident. No one will ever find out."
@ryohhibikithe9thhokage532 Since when did terry become the cat in the hat?
@ryohhibikithe9thhokage532
Bruce: Have you met the Bat-Family?
@@deathknight1239 Bruce: Did you just say 'The Cat in the Hat'?
Terry: Shut up! I mean it, I will end you! **punches his fist downwards and onto his leg with full force, breaking it.**
Terry: can't I use the nightwing suit or red hood
Bruce already taken tho really you can make good JoJo poses with the bat girl suit
"If I stay here, than I'll be weaker than ever."
True words of wisdom.
Sounds like what Obi Wan Kenobi said before he died in Star Wars
I think he say his mind will be weaker than ever not his body.
Why? The Larus Pit made young, and strong again.
@@trevturp6891Yes but one of the side effects of using the Lazarus pit is insanity, agression, and hallucinations.
@@trevturp6891He'd be dependent on it and therefore slave to its owner, in this case Talia (aka Ra's).
Fun fact: the voice of Terry, Will Friedle went on to play Nightwing in Batman unlimited, so he technically did put on the robin suit
He also wears Nightwing's mask in one of the episodes, when he loses the batsuit.
I knew that name was familiar. That's Ron Stoppable
A robin suit not THE
@@danielpearson5852 In Batman unlimited there's a Flashback of Nightwing as Robin
@@Sg190th that's Eric "Plays with Squirrels" Matthews
Bro Orochimaru'd his own daughter, then tried to body swap w/ her ex 😬
What the fuk what? Had a hard time reading this. Repeat again
@@siftknife761Ra's body swapped his own daughter, and then trued body swapping again with his daughter's ex
@@umokwhy2830 it was the orchimaru part that threw me off. But I'm aware he does that 😂 thinking orchimaru had a daughter or clone himself of one and a son. Who was Talia ex?
@@siftknife761 Orochimaru*
Character from Naruto. He swaps his body so that he can live forever
@@madmarliy4770 yea I know who is. I'm a fan of the show. Haven't finished watching Shippuden yet. But thanks for the explanation
R.I.P. Kevin Conroy and David Warner, two of the greatest voice actors in animation and gaming.
See why are you commenting on children cartoons??? like bro you make it too obvious. I saw your comments on the wallace and gromit vids too. You need to be locked up
@@William47345?
@@William47345wym?
@@barbecuesauceeyebrows8254 This man contacts minors online
Imagine being a Batman for a while already and then having to downgrade and become Robin.💀
@Cosmic Colson There was one episode where Terry's suit was stolen and he used a Robin mask but not the whole suit
Isn’t that what Dick went through 😂
Not downgrade to Robin but close enough?
@@moneytalks1219to be fair, he used Nighting's mask, because his suit was possessed by an AI. Not technically a Robin anymore XD
Dick Grayson says hi...
Honestly, I would rather be a Robin than Batman.
Homie went as far as to kiss Bruce in his own daughter's body.
I bet Ras was willing to give him dem cheeks if it was necessary, maybe even if it wasn't!
@@eliel1815shadow
Dude was leader of an entire army of ninja assasins.
Man has 0 fucks to give, he would probably do just about anything to get what he wants.
Dedication to the role? Lol
It takes a real man to become best girl lmao
Nobody can't say he doesn't put dedication on his character.
😂😂 "your creeping me out"
"You? She kissed me"
Came here looking for this one
That had me dying!
@@assistantphon8176 I laughed so hard my job popped.😂
That shit was funny 😂😂😂
Apparently in the comics ras did more than kiss
RIP David Warner and Kevin Conroy.
Remember the time Talia and you got freaky? It was me Bruce.
Bruh 😂
Noooo😂
"I GAVE YOU THAT SLOPPY JOE YOU ENJOYED SO MUCH!"
We now need memes of that
@parsboon1997 oh hell naw 😅🤣
The thought of Bruce blowing Ra's back out once he got his youth back is hilarious to me.
"Pull my hair, Detective--I mean, Bruce!"
Batmans gonna remember that perfect sloppy Talia gave him and then he will remember that was Ra
@@lenixforgot "I have spent 50 years honing my technique, Detective! No man can defeat me!"
@@Montesama314 all according to plan 🤣
@@Montesama314 50 years, i guess that's the number of years that Ra's spent in her body posing as a woman. After all its been implied that he has been living in her body for decades.
@@Montesama314 immortal femboi lol
Talia: "my only regret is not making love with Bruce"
Ras: "worry not my dear, I will fulfill your wishes"
💀💀💀
Lolol!! 😂
GAG!!!!!!!!!!😬😫💀💀💀
If your girl and her dad swap bodies, and you had to smash her to turn them back to normal, would you?
Bruce: almost had that happen
Wtf rash
Wow just wow
This is Batman’s version of “It was me Barry”
I like how Bruce and Terry just chat and are so calm despite Ra's body swapping with his daughter, kissing Bruce, and then tried to body swap with him.
Bruce both hung with and fought against aliens ,gods, also fought evil clowns. Literal man bats and human looking Crocs. Hung with magic users ,
For Bruce, it is another Tuesday
They probably banged
@@knight2976able and he's been turned into a child and still rizzed a literally goddess
Terry's young, but he's already seen some crazy shit as Batman.
Remember, that's not Talia, that's Ra's in Talia's body.
Gross 🤢
...
You dont say
Is it gay if I... You know
Well i dont mind clapping them cheecks
“You don’t cheat death, you whimper in fear of it” that went so hard good lord
Damn right
Cause Batman's a Boss
"But would you win and take Bruce's body?"
"Nah, I'd take backshots."
Imagine if Bruce clapped her cheeks and Ra's just thinking stoically "All part of the plan"
No need to imagine. That IS what happened. Lol..Hints Bruce's face when he hears Ra's voice. Lol
Imagine Ra's getting dressed before visiting Bruce in the Batcave. Getting the bra and panties on. Then the skirt. Followed by high heels and then doing the makeup and hair. And then saying in his male voice "All part of the plan". Then practicing his female voice and mannerisms.
'Yessss, Detective. Right now your essence may be running down my thigh, but soon enough my plan will be dribbling down your destiny.'
😂😂😂😂😂
I’m dying 😂😂😂
Audio: "You hit like a girl."
Subtitle: "You hit like a bitch."
CALM DOWN--
Before the audio played i actually thought for a second he'd say bitch because Bruce would call Ra's a bitch lol
The person who made the video did that so that the vid won’t be marked as kids from RUclips
@@michaeltrevino8234 that’s true 😂
I just realized that bitch is a more gender neutral term.
@@loveisgrimno
*ra's al ghul getting his cheeks clapped* - all according to plan 🥵🥵🥵🥵
💀
And he enjoyed it 😂
So they fucked in this ? No way
💀💀💀💀
"You must become more than man in the mind of your opponent."
Terry: That’s the sickest thing, I’ve ever seen. You’re creeping me out!
Bruce: You? She kissed me
"this guy creeps me out"
" _you_ ? she kissed _me_ "
this dialogue is gold- this whole thing is gold
That was the chiefs kiss
"She kissed *ME*"
Bruh 💀
I mean thats literally Ras in her body, you know the old man-💀
There's comics where ra's in Talia's body does way more than kiss him 😂
@@joshlovely5130 i don't need to know
@@joshlovely5130 Kinky
@@joshlovely5130 didn't need to know
Let’s be honest, bro wasn’t surprised cause she revealed she was an enemy. Bro was caught surprised about sum else.
Who wouldn't 😂😂
Bruh got hit with the surprise penis 💀💀💀
He got hit with the surprise pennes
I was taken out when she hit him with that deep voice.
He knew Talia could turn on him at any moment as she has before. It shocked him that it was her father
I thought “how would someone with access to a literal pool that can reverse age and heal wounds die” and just…couldn’t believe he was dead. Man did I ever hate being right, that jerk gave Bruce some of his youth back only to try and use him like he used his own daughter. It was nice hearing Bruce throw out some one liners for a change, he seemed legitimately happy
In the same episode, be tells Bruce that got injured so bad that the pit couldn't heal him, that's why he took over his daughter's body, that she willingly did.
@@keebo5 I’m saying I knew he wasn’t dead, I didn’t know how I just knew he wasn’t
Did Bruce stay young? N go back to crime fighting?
@@TheSonSet no, the affects of the pit eventually wore off
@@TheSonSet no, but him and Terry fought alongside each other in the episode against the bad guys in the compound.
Taking that daddy-daughter connection too far 😂
"I'll tell you right now there's no way I'm wearing the Robin suit." Omg this is why I love Terry he's defiantly Batman and Bruce's son all right🤣🤣🤣🤣.
there is always the batgirl and nightwing outfit XD
@@velvety2006he did technically wear the nightwing outfit well a piece of it
Well he is a clone after all
@@zeroa69I really hate that plot point, it was better when he was just a random kid.
@@zeroa69Hes not a clone hes more of a biological son, his father's sperm was changed to have bruces dna but he still got half his chromosomes from his mom so its more like she just got a sperm donation from bruce so he is just his biological son not a clone.
Bruce and Ras have 1 big difference: Bruce gladly welcomes death when death has earned him. He doesn't fear it. The only thing Bruce fears is after he's gone, gis city is unprotected. The world will ALWAYS need a Batman
He has been dead for years. The problem is that death has not muster the courage to tell him.
He is still stupid yeah I know Gotham is corrupted city but if he help it by financial aid as well as technologically under his supervision he could get the peace and safety for what he is risking his life plus he could live a normal life like every billionaire have no two different person shit
@@RicardoSantos-oz3ujLike Teddy?
One of my favorite Batman episodes in any form is the 2004 series. Far in the future, Mr. Freeze comes out of a cryogenic chamber, looking forward to a world he can conquer, a world without Batman. The inhabitants of the future go digging in Gotham, hoping they can find something to help. They discuss Batman and get many details wrong but know the gist (they think Thomas was Batman, Bruce was Robin)
They find the remains of the Batcave, but his computer is dead. However, etched into the walls is binary code. When it's compiled and ran, a holographic version of an older Batman pops up. He says "If you're seeing this, it means The Mission isn't over. State the nature of your emergency."
@@usmanqureshi8941that episode ending was hilarious, Mr Frost (Mr Freeze) was freaking tf out when he saw Batman, he was so pissed he couldn’t get away from him 😂
Batman: "You hit like a girl."
Subtitles: "You hit like a bitch."
Reality You Hit like a Feminist Lesbian.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fr though
Yeah, creators have to do that, otherwise the short gets marked as "Made for Kids" and it disables comments.
Subtitles had a better line
😂😂😂
I miss Kevin Conroy. 😢
Talia in the batman animated series was my favorite. She had absolutely undying love for Bruce from the moment she was shown on screen. The episode with vertigo. Time and time again she has helped him against her father even. It kinda hurt my heart when seeing this scene in batman beyond. The entire episode was dedicated to his love for Talia.
What happened to talia?
@@billnyethewifiguy6827it was said in this clip... Ras sacrificed his own daughter
@@billnyethewifiguy6827 Ras overwrote his personality over hers, erasing her from her own body.
@@tenjenk so she never comes back?
@@billnyethewifiguy6827 Not in the batman beyond verse. not sure how canon batman beyond is though in the animated JLU verse since it took a lot of liberties and lacks certain other details established by JLU. But events generally play out with batman retiring and the new guy being mentored by him. Some episodes are more solidly canon than others.
I felt so bad for Talia in this scenario. Ra's was a complete bastard.
Yea definitely one of the cruelest fates. If Damian was a character back then i wonder what role he would have played, would he be the one getting body snatched or would have have to kill his grandfather in his dead mothers body.
Yeah theres a disturbing one off line where he mentions that Talias mind is essentially wiped clean then his memories are implanted.
@@DmanDice wouldn’t that mean they’re both dead and this is just a weird mind clone?
@@jimmyelkordy3752
Yes. Exactly like Rudy in Invincible. Its an ongoing theme you see in a lot of movies and tv shows actually.
Talia should've just ran away. Screw her dad, she has her OWN life to live!
I always find it cool that Ras always calls him detective, cause that's what he is above all else to Ras.
It's also what batman is supposed to be in the first place. The beating up people was actually just for self defense. Now Batman actually seeks out criminals to beat them up and sometimes he does some detective work...if he feels like it 😂
Hell also kick ras is ass as many times as he wants
@@cavareenvius7886 Batman said i'm tired of this detective sh*t fug dem criminals
Detective? That's also what Hiei calls Yusuke in YYH! 😅
When I saw this episode, I felt so bad for Talia. She was so devoted to her father that she willingly sacrificed her life for him. She deserves better than being related to that monster😢
"There's no way I'm wearing the robin sute" I love that line so much.
Suit*
He earned the next gen batmosuit tho his brother can have robin suit
He pulled a stunt similar to:
IT WAS ME BARRY!!!
But gayer
“You don’t cheat death, you whimper in fear of it” that line gave me chills😵
Easily the baddest burn Ras has ever had between Lazarus pit dips
Impressive that you were able to fit literally all the best parts from that one episode into a single short.
Batman beyond is the batman show that always takes just one step too deep in weird factor. I love it
I don't know Baby Doll and Killer Croc become a couple in the BTAS series.
“It’s unnatural”
-guy who willingly gets bathed in magical Lazarus juice that’s known to restore the dead
It was a mistake and he felt vulnerable because he was not able to save himself and a girl.
Yea he could probably tell something was off while taking Talia for a ride......
DCAU Batman can be a hypocrite but he's never called out
Did you not see the beginning of the episode? Sheesh
@@falconeshieldhow can he he was trying to save a little girl from nearly getting hit by a truck then terry as Batman had to save them both he felt vulnerable as the Batman last time he did was when he created the Batman persona aka his parents death so Bruce decided to use the Lazarus pit after ra went like you don’t have to be vulnerable anymore aka he played the dark knight however once Bruce got back his youth is younger mind with the experience he already had went like this is a crutch I’m leaving also we get to see terry and Bruce fight together
Was I the only one that was heartbroken about Talia's fate? Like Bruce while I didn't agree with what Talia and Ras we're doing, but it showed how much she was willing to go for a loved one's cause
I always felt that she did love Bruce but she was to connected to her father. And to amoral since she drugged and raped bruce to make Damian
Nah man, her fate sucks.
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_"Tell me, Bruce. Have you and Talia kissed yet? You thought your first kiss would be Talia, but this is I, Ra's Al Ghul."_
"That is the worst thing I've ever seen. You're creeping me out."
"You? She kissed me."
Funniest sh*t ever
I don’t know why, but what he said Is confusing me.
@@FlintWithSteel An old man wearing the face of a woman he loved kissed him. Need I say more?
@@seasnaill2589 Well I didn’t watch the show and I’m a little slow
"If i stay here ill be weaker than ever" thats why i love batman
“I did not want you to find out this way, Detective”
Discord in a nutshell
Nutshell lol
"That's the sickest thing I've seen."
Given what he's already seen, that's quite a statement.
Can you please tell the series name or the movie name
Can you please tell the series name or the movie name
@yatharthkalia3566 Batman Beyond
Yes, that episode where Batman rearranges Ra's guts and they weren't even fighting.
Name of show?
@@Draccooo5 Batman Beyond
I've seen Batman's penis before. It's a nice size but not big enough to rearrange his/her guts.
…Why are you like this, Cygnus?
"Damien is OUR son Bruce" 💀💀💀
Leave it to Bruce/Batman to have a comeback line even when tortured. What a legend. Plus the thought of Terry becoming Robin is hilarious. 🎉
😂
Ra’s al Ghul catfished Bruce harder than Aku catfished Samurai Jack
"I take it back. You don't cheat death. You WHIMPER in FEAR of it! And you hit like a girl!"
If that isn't one of Bruce's best lines in the animated universe including the animated movies, I don't know what is.
Rip Kevin Conroy, the Batman we didn't deserve, but the batman we needed
POV you get cat fished
Terry : u killed ur own daughter and used her as your own body? Shit man, that is disgusting
Bruce : bro, I kissed a man
What I imagine Bruce thinking:
“Holy mother of Jesus! She’s a man! I went to second base with a damn Frenchman! It’s the crying games! I’m Brokeback Carter!”
The joker would throw a fit😂😂😂😂😂
I mean bruce got boundaries that's just disgusting
It is the soul of a man but the body of a woman.
Why u GAE
"You!? She kissed me" that episode will forever kill me
Talía had more balls than her father ever had. She wasn't afraid of death yet he was and always has been.
Bruce is a GOAT, he knew immediately that fighting old age and death is a weakness
Bruce is a savage! He doesn't say much, but when he does it's on point.
“You don’t cheat death…you whimper in fear of it…” DAYUM!! Hard ass line.
Old batman was a straight up savage with those lines😂😂😂
Batman beyond will always be a legend for guys from early 2000's at my age.
Bruce utterly destroyed him with his words no amount of lazurus pit can heal that
The ultimate case of "I don't know whether to knock you on your kisser or kiss you on your knockers".
The only way I will ever recognized Talia is her saying "Beloved" to Batman
"It was always me Bruce. Me, You. Fathering your son. It was always me..."
Terry: That is the most sickest thing I'd ever seen. You're creeping me out.
Bruce: You!? She kissed me.
“she”💀💀 should probably say “he”
Normally characters talk out other characters of the actions they commit, seeing as they are not good for them, but in this case, batman saw for himself that he needed to go back. True self awareness right here 😤😤
I feel sorry for Talia, her father using her like that
She did so willingly. Thats why he said it was her "ultimate act of loyalty".
So is Talia technically dead or what?
@@miniaturejayhawk8702 if i were Ras. Why sacrifice the most loyal person not to mention his own daughter and not choose a male league of assassin henchman instead?
Pretty stupid if you ask me
@@donfigueroa4779 had he asked someone else, they might have betrayed him while the body-switch thing was still going and killed him to have power.
@@edwardgaines6561 who’s knows, The Joker technically done something like this as well with Tim Drake by put a Computer Chip on the back of Tim’s neck but Tim Drake still alive inside his Joker Trans
Batman Beyond was great.
Ra's: "I'll do anything to live forever, and I MEAN ANYTHING 😈."
Bro was ready to loose his private part, wear high heels, bra, revealing clothes for decades. Not to mention even going as far as to kiss Bruce.
It makes sense that Bruce would be tempted here. He will always mourn the fact that he is no longer physically capable of fulfilling his mission himself anymore. It feels natural how reality sets in without any real pushing from Terry. Deep down Bruce knows the pit is not only selfish but dangerous and eventually his dedication wins out over his desire to be back in the fight.
Two bucks Bruce had some mixed feelings from that. 😂
two bucks Bruce did not, and he was just severely weirded out by that
I bet 3 you probably would enjoy that
mainly hatred and pity for Ras doing this to his daughter out of fear of his own death.
A series where terry is stuck in the past with bruce after finding out he is basically his genetic offspring.👍
Terry: That is the sick thing I've ever seen you're creeping me out.
Bruce: You? she kissed me.
Me: Bruh 😳😅
She kissed him on the cheek, not on the lips. But even then it was still really weird 😅.
@@justinbryan6249 Aye I still don't want a dude kissing on me my guy especially this situation... idk how to feel bout that my head be like 🤯
@@Frost_Tiger Oh believe me I agree with you. That's why I said that it's still really weird for Ra's to kiss Bruce.
@@justinbryan6249 oh yeah Ra is super sus on that
RIP Kevin Conroy you will live on in our hearts and in your amazing work as Batman
Bruce lookig 50's and curling like two 35 lbs and two 25 lbs plates like nothing. Damn!
The only acceptable Batman voice 🫡
The most Bruh Moment in Batman history.
Lmao
@@glennsmith8868 Terry: "You had some seriously messed up villains."
That episode is one of those disturbing and disgusting thing ever.
Ra’s continues to live on in his daughter’s body is not what I expect. It is also sad that Talia herself submit her life for him, and thus it’s just a body pretending to be her.
Ra’s is a sick dude to manipulate Bruce like that.
On a small plus side, least Bruce get to be at his peak even if it was briefly.
Come to think of it, I wonder Talia had any idea if she was considering forfeiting her soul for his? I wondered if she had realized she was tricked at the last minute?
True. As a father I cannot fathom doing this to my kid. Very dark. Even for DC. Kids won’t understand it until they’re older.
Not at his peak, but the best that he has felt in years. 😉
Girls in Thailand be like:
Lmao
💀💀💀
“Detective” - Deep voice ladys
They don’t call it Bangkok for nothing baby 😉
“I’ll tell you right now, there’s no way I’m wearing the Robin suit” I always died laughing at that part haha
Terrry: can I wear the nightwing suit?
Bruce: not on your life
More like
Bruce: ask the original owner
Batman is about to die and still insults the badguy
Bruce takes pride in going down swinging
We all know Bruce tapped that and Ra was in there for the whole thing 😬
Batman has like _THEE_ best lines ever in the shows I love it.
Batman is going to live this down like the average day in Gotham.