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- Опубликовано: 6 авг 2015
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Animated by Ben ‘Wonchop’ Smallman ( / wonchopanimation )
the asdf book ( • ART IS DEAD (the asdf ... )
Written and Directed by Thomas Ridgewell ( / tomska )
Music by Todd ‘LilDeuceDeuce’ Bryanton ( / lildeucedeuce )
Featuring Chloe Dungate ( / scarfdemon ,
Mark Fischbach ( / markiplier ,
Dodie Clark ( / doddleoddle )
Phil Lester ( / amazingphil )
Dan Howell ( / danisnotonfire )
Edited by Elliot Gough ( / elliotexpicit )
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Secondary Channel ( / darksquidge ) 
Приколы
1:32 I never got this joke as a kid, but its so obvious now
AWS0M3p1ayer same
Haha comedy
I just... don't get it
@@creepy3360 fr?
I got the joke when I was 9
i'm like, 11 now
"HI I'M DAVID" markiplier 2015
*Hello I am David
"Hey are you going to eat that DELICIOUS INNOCENT BABY?!" And the butterfly also
i think
Zoë Bartel #banana lives matter
Zoë Bartel i heard it and guessed directly who it was
I knew I wasn't the only one who noticed
The fact that Tom’s parents had left each other at the time of making this video makes the “ha ha comedy” after the dad left joke so very devastating
Oh damn
Damm, I felt that.
And the mother “just be friends”
That’s sad… very…
@@LandonEmma very...
Phil: You're gonna die
Dan: We're all gonna die
Good old Daniel Howell spreading his existential crisis' with his favourite person
Even has his hair
companies in june: "Oh I'm gay now."
@Sajid Uddin Yes really
huh
And in February they’re black
Side characters’ personality according to Netflix
I'm already lesbian XD
i have a stupid idea for an asdf skit.
"Well I stole your face!"
"Well I stole your FAITH"
"I don't believe you"
"Exactly"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
+Master Chief Amazing...
+Master Chief You know, you might have a career after you've done with shooting covies
+v1ncyZ ya that's a great one
+Master Chief Holy SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT *Brain explodes*
nice
I still find it amazing how half of these jokes are still hilarious to this day
I can’t believe I’ve been saying “She’s mine now John” for around 6 years without realizing that that it is from this. Pure masterpiece!
Edit 10/10/23: Holy crap this has a lot of likes! Btw I still use this line lol!
0:09 Left Scene Characters:
• Coco at the Dump
• Jorge in France
• April 2017
• Angry Kid Kidnap
I never realized that “hello I am David” was markiplier
I only found out today 🙃
Upon hearing "David"'s voice, my first thought was "MaRk?"
Oh my, I didnt realise either, thank you
Huh neat
But you realized so why did you make this comment?
still like the fact that David is voiced by Markiplier
ionspartan OMG HE IS 😂
Same!
ionspartan I wasn't the only one that noticed!
I knew it
DEAR GOD
1:17
8 years and I just now understand this joke 😭
8 years and still remember this piece of nostalgia ❤
Finally the Train Kid is back
Mr. Muffin Yes, but I think he kind of phoned it in.
gravelminer ba dum tsss
Mr. Muffin Didn't like that part :/
So...I see your a MonsterCat fan...
Who, me?
Prepare to see ASDF quotes....
_everywhere_
haha
Que buzz and woody
CreepsMcPasta Get back in the closet you! you're not scaring anyone with stating facts!
I like trains.
CreepsMcPasta I swear you say that every time...
Bro invented the "dad left for milk" joke before it's boom in popularity.
Death Count
1. Shot at 0:03
2: Exploded at 0:16
3. Possibly eaten off screen at 1:01
4. Ran over by a train at 1:08
5. Stabbed at 1:14
Most brutal death: Guy who got ran over by train
Most boring death: Baby
Kill Count: 1 dog, 4 humans
Dog: His name is David
Mark: Hello, I am David
Me: No you're Mark.
HA! I HAVE RUINED IT! NOW IT IS AT TWO-HUNDRED-AND-ONE!
Okeirany
IT IS NOW 271!
I HAVE RUINED IT!
Noodleizer yeah i thiught i was the only one to realize
It has been so long since I last watched this and I NEVER knew that was Markiplier
Wait . . . David . . . + Markiplier . . . Is DARKIPLIER!!!! THIS WHOLE VIDEO WAS HIS PLAN TO DISTRACT US FROM MARK SO HE COULD KILL HIM!!!!
I never really realized how many RUclipsrs are in this, like markiplier, dan howell, amazing phil, and dodie, etc. that's cool :)
Heyimbee was in it too
I realized that just as I read your comment
Jackseptieye in 10
Brandis Smith yeeep
Pewdiepie
The “oh I’m gay now” joke really just spits in the face of all the “ALL GAY PEOPLE LIKE ALL MEN LOL LOL LOL” jokes you see online
"Wanna see an impression of my dad"
I felt that
Phil: "YOURE GONNA DIE!!"
Dan: "We're all gonna die..."
Wow, even in a skit Dan has an existential crisis.
I KNOW RIGHT ITS SO DAN HE EVEN HAS HAIR
yasss
Drizzy Dre OMG I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
Oh my God yessss so true xD
Lol the fringe
I love how Dan basically voiced himself in this.
Tru!
😂
Ikr
TRUE
+AndroZeus OMG IKR how's that existential crisis going?
0:28 one of the most iconic jokes in asdf, if not the most iconic!
The fact that Dan Howell voices the "we're all gonna die" guy is too perfect.
Is... David Markiplier?
Internet Dragon76 yes
It isss
Internet Dragon76 Davidplier
Internet Dragon76 yes he is
Internet Dragon76 i thought i was the only one who noticed that
"Honey I'm pregnant!"
*Shows that they are lesbians*
"I can explain"
Golly jeez, it's almost as if you watched the video !
lol
DyonixHD this literally happened to my lesbian friend xD
DyonixHD You need sperm two girls can't have a baby like 2 guys
Yeqi muhuzu it's not puberty class my dud
0:11 we need a full version of this
These were my childhood. I loved these as a kid, and I still love them now.
-" I think we should be friends."
- " Mother!"
I died.
Christian Brignoni he has no arms... Reddit will understand
Christian Brignoni Your not the only one
Christian Brignoni me too
Thats actually dark
Yayyy your unoriginal
I hope the baby tasted nice
Your one second cameo was beautiful, dodie. 😛
doddleoddle ey geurl! ;)
You!
doddleoddle How did you know.... of yeah, the joke in the video. That's what I totally meant to.
But Dodie why weren't you going to eat it? You would have wasted a perfectly good baby, how could you!
Falling down the stairs upwards is insane😭
Bro thinks he's Mari 💀
OH MY GOD! MY BALLS MY BALLS!!!!
*”What have you done”* never fails to get me 💀
After all these years I finally get the “honey I’m pregnant” skit
Explain
@@maribelrocha3814 A girl can't get pregnant another girl.
@@Vivariposa *can't
@@themimsy oh shit you are fucking right i said "can" instead of "can't", how did i didn't notice-
I do believe they were asking what the joke is. Because that one was logical.
Also everything is possible in hentai. Don't say that. I've seen some stuff.
"Honey, I'm pregnant!"
"Hi, Pregnant. I'm Honey."
"...why did you name me this way?"
i threw a hamster out the window and yelled "go PIKACHU!"
@@cole8469 I don't even know what that means, and it's still the best comment I've read in a long time.
40th like ;D
Omg incest?
WAIT
Steven: 🎵It's a lovely day to walk down the road, and if I ever stop singing I will explode!🎵
Guy: Hey, Steven!
Steven: *What have you done?* 💥
These jokes never get old.
I wonder who the fringe was
Evan! Fancy seeing you here.
Evan Edinger yeah lol it's Danisnotonfire >3
i don't think people understand that you commented this as a joke lol
don't we all just 'wonder' who the fringe is?
THE MAN WITH THR FRINGE IS DAN HOWELL
0:21 who do you think you're fooling Markiplier?
I noticed that too
+cjwalkeris i know i was like hold up .........damn
That IS Markiplier... 😕
+cjwalkerist luke I mean it's in the credits...
+cjwalkerist luke i noticed it
Why am I only realizing that markiplier did, "hello I am david"
0:59 “No you can have it” shot me dead😂😂
WHY DID YOU NAME ME THIS WAY XD
OMG HI CHRISTINE
polandbananas20 My name is David :,DDD
polandbananas20 BECAUSE YOU'RE CONSTANTLY HUNGRY! Srsly. I lost it at that part.
It's you!!!!
HEY CHRISTINE
Phil: You're gonna die!
Daniel: We're all gonna die.
...
*Why can I actually picture them doing this*
so deep
The most on brand shit ever
No denying that if Phil stole something of Dan's then this would go down
Who's Phil and Daniel?
{ Kaliarts } I read this comment as that part was on lol
Mark’s lines are golden lol
"His name is David."
"Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and today we're playing minecraft."
Edit: after a year (i think) i realized its actually markiplier voicing the dude lol. i was just assuming the guy sounded like him so i just made this comment
@Casey F1 it probably is him lmao
@Casey F1 it is him
@@neonlitez Wow, Markiplier's real name is David. : p
@@redshirtveteran5688 is actually Markiplier!!!
@@UrBoiSeb123 is actually Mark Edward Fischbach!!
It makes me happy to hear Dan and Phil and Mark in here😂
Which bits did Dan and Phil voice please?
David-Jon Ballinger 0:34
gaeariii ___ you mean… DANTDM!?
@@jamiepepene no Dan Howell.
Who's Markiplier?
0:51 my favorite one of the video gets me every time 😂
"You're gonna die."
"We're all gonna die."
Somehow this is even more on brand for Dan than it was when he said this line the first time
"I think we should just be friends"
.....
"mother..."
My life
Vashuni 129 productions I'm concerned
I dont understand that part of the vid
AlyciaNoms S2 Well it's a woman talking to a man, so we're expecting they're married or something, since the woman says "I think we should just be friends" (sentence frequently used when someone wants to break up), and just after that guy says "..Mother?", implying they weren't a couple in the first place, since the woman is her mother
HAHA MDR XPTDR LOL
Plot twist: they're both.
“I think we should just be friends”
......”Mother!”
😂😂
Pat Watts
That’s the best one on this list
Fucker
Congratulations you watched the video
Your so unoriginal even your name is extremely unoriginal it's like your parents when you where born were to lazy to actually give you an uncommon name Pat and there laziness passed on to you because your to lazy to make an original comment you uncluttered swine but hey that's my opinion
I remember how excited I was when this came out
It doesn't feel real that it was 7 years ago
1:17 after 6 years trying to find out what this joke mean and now i got it what the joke mean
0:02
John Wick wants to know your location
*SHAKING NOTIFICATION INTENSIFIES*
Everything comes with a price...
John wick has found your location
Poor dog
Stop ruining keanu reeve’s career
“Honey, I’m pregnant!”
...
...
“I can explain”
The other lady was infertile (somehow) and the first lady had to use a sire to carry a kid.
The other girl like ._.
@@crappybucket wooosh
Why did you name me this way...
@@ilikecurry2345 Or she could be trans.
gotta love how jimmy took out his dog with a hush puppy
legend of the first ever dad went to get the milk joke, respect
"we're all gonna die" yep thats Dan for sure
100%
Omg yes
I nearly started crying 😂 I thought it was just Dan but then I heard Phil and I hyperventilated 😂😂👍🏻
Definitely
ofc he is having an existential crisis
OF COURSE DAN AND PHIL ARE TOGETHER
OFC
OBV
Phan tho
Who dat?
Phan Girl who the hell is dan>?
Bro that last one was way ahead of its time☠️
Netflix when they run out of character development: 1:29
0:21 MARKPILEERRRRREE!!
Wait wait wait, Markpilere is in this video?! I had no idea!
TechOBen omg it was
TechOBen I
TechOBen xD
TechOBen Hello, I am David
Mother.
HoodiePanda Get out of my other subs hoodie!
HoodiePanda MOTHER? NO DON'T LEAVE ME! NOOOOOOO!
HOOODDDIIEE
Hoodie! Omfg! XD
Fucker
You know you can’t fall down the stairs if you’re already at the bottom… OH MY GOD MY BONES MY BONES 0:52
Only 2010s kids would remember
of course Dan would play the existential crisis role
and Phil is too sweet to do that to anyone XD
IKR omg xD
ikr
+The Emmz
he's the shooter
True
That butterfly has more sex appeal than I do
Ayy LMAO
Same
JIMMYEEEEEEEEEE
0:10
"What have you done!"
famous last words! 💀
“Are you hungry? No im crazy” totally got me
1:04 the guy's ringtone was the 'I like Trains' song.
YEAH, because it was the I like trains skit part
?
So appearently, the pointless button has another function.
Joseph Womer yesh lol
Joseph Womer No, silly, Pointless Button is pointless. This is Fanfiction Fuel Button.
+Gaming Wizard (Delta Cat) what's the difference? Badum tiss
+Catalepsy LOL GOT 'EM
/s
Lel
“You’re gonna die!”
“We’re all gonna die.”
“Oh so no butterfly?”
A lot of these went way over my head as a kid...
RECOGNIZED DAN AND PHIL'S VOICE INSTANTLY OMG
anyone else lmao
Same omg😂😂
When Dan spoke I was like ...dAN?! For some reason I didn't recognize Mark or Phil the first time though ._.
I HEARD DAN BUT WHAT TIME DOES PHIL COME ON AT
I can't seem to recognise when Phil and Mark are but I just flopped when I recognised Dan
Markiplier!!! "Hello everybody my name is David!" XD
+Anime America oh my lord jesus your here of all places
i like trains
Oh, hi Robyn! How's it going?
ur right!
I KNOW!!!! XD
The ragdolling on the stairs was very funny lol
this was really really funny thankyour for showing me something this funny
No one:
Mario 64 speedrunners: 0:52
Same pfp
@@ABM_GD no it’s a little different
@@internetexplorer9066 yeah it’s a bit different but it’s similar
*I N F I N I T E M O M E N T U M*
The likes are at 69 don't like the comment
That's classic dan howell for you there
Wait who did phil act as???
The man with the gun (in that scene).
+Gabiisnot boring LOL ik
Yk I watched this when I was like 10 and never got the last joke. But now looking back in it, I get every single joke in these videos 😂
This is the first one of these that was decent. Nice.
"Dad I'm hungry"
"Hi hungry I'm dad"
"Why did you name me this way?”
Steven: It's a lovely day to walk down the road
And if I ever stop singing, I will explode
And if there's any trouble, what the hey
'Cause I know today will be a great day!
Now the birds are chirpin' around everywhere
And there's a lovely couple right over there
But if there is something to come and stop me
From singing, you'll be the last thing I see
It's a lovely day as I have been told
And If I have to stop singing, I will explode
Don't interrupt me and it will be okay
I don't wanna explode, that will ruin my day
The flowers dance around as I go by
Why it's so lovely, I don't know why
But no need to think of that, I just don't care
'Cause I can feel the sun shine in the air
(Slowly)See harmony exist everywhere around you and me
As I keep this song going like I truly am free
What more is there that today will be bringing
That doesn't matter now, for I must keep singing!
It's a lovely day for the young and old
And if I've gotta stop singing, I will explode
As long as I sing, I will be on my way
To enjoy this wonderful and lovely day
It's a lovely day as I have been told
And If I have to stop singing, I will explode
Don't interrupt me and it will be okay
I don't wanna explode, that will ruin my day
It's a lovely day to walk down the road
And if I ever stop singing, I will explode
Steven's Friend: Hey Steven!
Steven: What have you done? explodes
1:07 somehow a train manages to fit inside someone's phone
LUNAtheMASTER9000 ha i read that as it was playing
Vincent Xie it didn't come from his phone
Change the speed to 0.25, it does come out of his phone.
"You're gonna die!"
"We're all gonna die"
Dan's character is on point oml
Wow 9 gotta watch dat
The Lexicorns Ikr same
how's that existential crisis coming dan
Miss Amazing yaaas!*
Phil's the one that says, "You're gonna die."
For anyone who is confused about the guy falling up the stairs, just turn your mobile device upside down.
Just the fact that an entire train came out of a phone is hilarious
0:22 That's totally Markiplier
It is
Yup
Yes
No that's just David
Thank you Sherlock.
Dan and PHIL basically just played themselves in this
BestKeptAnonymous You don't mean DarkSidePhil, right!?
AWESOMEAMPER3 lol just that Phil was trying to be funny and intimidating but Dan just scared him by saying something that could end in an existential crisis
BestKeptAnonymous I didn't even see phil
He was the one that was like "YOU'RE GONNA DIE!" Before Dan came
yeah basically dan is going to have an EC now great and he dragged phil into this aswell
0:00 take out the dog
0:11 I will explode
0:18 David
0:23 can Susie come out to play
0:28 I’m hungry
0:33 your gonna die
0:39 gasp
0:43 butterfly
0:48 I’m crazy
0:52 stairs
0:57 no you can have it
1:04 I like trains 4
1:10 Olympics
1:17 I’m pregnant
1:22 mother
1:27 I’m gay
1:32 comedy
I like how you are a creater Tom!
5 years later and I still love these🫶🫶✨✨✨these were the BEST part of my childhood thank u😔
phil: you're gonna die
dan: we're all gonna die
me: has existential crisis but still fangirling that its Dan and Phil
OMG SAME!!!! XDD
same
+That Lil Phan Loser When???
+That Lil Phan Loser Phil sounds so manly tho
I WAS THINKING DA SAME!!!!! OMG!!!
POV: you’re watching all the ASDF movies backwards since the playlist is messed up
Yup
Yes
lol I'm not watching the playlist, but I'm watching it backwards
Ha I made my own playlist
I'm now doing it out of spite
The first asdfmovie I saw. It's great.
This is, by far, my favorite
”We’re all gonna die”
Okay Dan.
I see u everywhere
Smol Beautiful
Smol Bean OH WELL NOW MAMA WE'RE ALL DIE!! MAMA WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE~ STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS I'D HATE TO SEE YOU CRY, MAMA WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
Smol Bean h
phil sables yhj
I thought the phone was a miniature door.
Me too.........
+grande1899 Hey I'm subscribed
Hey dude your vids are awesome!
+Defcon 5 yah I subbed too because, well, I subscribe to everyone because I am "EVERYONE SUBSCRIBED :D"
+grande1899 I didn't know he watched these.
0:10 This will forever be one of my favorite moments in this entire series.
"Dad, I'm Hungry"
*"HI Hungry, I'm Dad."*
i immediately recognized that Markiplier voice lmao
same
me too
Yea same
Me too
Same
DAVID--MARKIPLER
YYAAASSSSS!!!!
dragisa djuric Phil Lester was the guy holding the gun and Dan Howell said were all gonna die
Your wish has been granted.
my name is david
"What's his name?"
"His name is Markiplier."
"HELLO EVERYBODY MY NAME IS MARKIPLIER!"
this is the 1st tomska i ever wahshted and my fav asdfmovie