50 INSANE Reasons Why We Still Love Hollywood

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  • @disparutoo
    @disparutoo  10 месяцев назад +159

    The Hollywood Reporter was desperate to prove how much they loved Hollywood, but they really had to reach. Everything from pity trophies to making bread had to be dragged out to hit 50. But when they end it with the “fact” that all hate for Hollywood is actually fake and everyone loves the movies they’re not going to see. Delusion is on the cards here. But what do you think of what you saw? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)

    • @MrsMacLover
      @MrsMacLover 10 месяцев назад +6

      make it make sense 😂

    • @1999fxdx
      @1999fxdx 10 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah I frequently hear content providers calling themselves “actors.”

    • @brianmurphy6480
      @brianmurphy6480 10 месяцев назад +5

      Translation: "50 (More) Reasons Why Hollywood Is Going Bankrupt!"
      👏👏👏

    • @louiswilliamterminator2887
      @louiswilliamterminator2887 10 месяцев назад +1

      Make it 'thingy' and make it lame?

    • @johndodo2062
      @johndodo2062 10 месяцев назад +2

      14:56 I guess that's one way to ruin a good looking woman for no fucking reason whatsoever

  • @iansoforth
    @iansoforth 10 месяцев назад +145

    "Everyone hates us, so we must be doing something right!" 🤣 That's it. That's Hollywood thinking in a nutshell.

    • @ptonpc
      @ptonpc 10 месяцев назад +1

      I could say many things in response to that quote! :D

    • @edwardp7725
      @edwardp7725 10 месяцев назад +12

      Thanks for supporting Disparu fr

    • @yurikendal4868
      @yurikendal4868 9 месяцев назад

      Its not just a hollywood mindset. Its media wide in the USA including AAA Video game makers.

  • @keithrobinson5752
    @keithrobinson5752 10 месяцев назад +381

    Probably the worst part of 2023 was the " end " of writers and actors strikes 😮

    • @Ancientreapers
      @Ancientreapers 10 месяцев назад +10

      Agreed

    • @kjax139
      @kjax139 10 месяцев назад +8

      lol. Amen

    • @6vitamin
      @6vitamin 10 месяцев назад +4

      Ummm...hard disagree! Even if they all got like..50% raises, they wouldn't make up the money they lost before the next negotiations. And the best part: moves and shows are ALREADY getting cut, will be cut MORE going forward, and the new writers' rooms and other rules will absolutely ruin all the "reduced" shows/movies and they will be scrapped EVEN MORE
      TLDR; the outcome is that the industry will burn up in real time, VERY soon, which is better than obnoxious twats starving their wives and kids, with their propaganda addictions losing them 5months work

    • @kjax139
      @kjax139 10 месяцев назад

      @@6vitamin that’s why we wanted it to keep going because Hollywood is crap and everything they produce. They’re full of themselves and deserve nothing for their lazy shit they produce. So we are sad to see it come to an end and wanted it to keep going so they lose money faster. Why are you on this channel if you don’t even understand how disparu covered this LMAO

    • @christiancrab9478
      @christiancrab9478 10 месяцев назад

      Sad but true. If they were prolonged, till the points where it really hurts them, it would have been more consequent.
      Ok the other side, I can't imagine how many people lost their jobs, in Cinema, Streamingservices...... its a shame, to kill your back, so you can get paid for every minute, someone watches a simply movie, but if there is no was to distribute them: its your fault in the end

  • @Car1a
    @Car1a 10 месяцев назад +208

    Poor Rachel Ziegler has earned a permanent spot in Disparu video thumbnails. It's my fave role of hers.

    • @ptonpc
      @ptonpc 10 месяцев назад +44

      That's Hollywood baby! :D

    • @IVIRnathanreilly
      @IVIRnathanreilly 10 месяцев назад +12

      Possibly her only good one so far

    • @quatore-5886
      @quatore-5886 10 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@ptonpc😂😂😂

    • @Nyet-Zdyes
      @Nyet-Zdyes 10 месяцев назад +14

      Weird, weird!

    • @rogerwagner6940
      @rogerwagner6940 10 месяцев назад +9

      @disparu should pay her $0.00000001 for every thumbnail.

  • @Splitter4416
    @Splitter4416 10 месяцев назад +117

    Hollywood journalism really out here breaking their backs in order to suck themselves.

  • @igorbednarski8048
    @igorbednarski8048 10 месяцев назад +133

    50 reasons why Hollywood is still entertaining, the same way dumpster fires or fail compilations are.

  • @the_absurd_hero
    @the_absurd_hero 10 месяцев назад +117

    At first, I thought the demise of Hollywood was a tragedy, but then I saw it’s a comedy

    • @cinnamonnoir2487
      @cinnamonnoir2487 10 месяцев назад

      Hollywood began with a bunch of fly-by-night hucksters who moved all the way out to the West Coast so they could make movies without paying a licensing fee for patents on movie camera technology (owned by Thomas Edison, natch) and not get caught and fined to oblivion. Some of its most classic directors, like Frank Capra, bullshitted their way into the movies by pretending to have experience and then winged it, somehow managing to be just as good as people who'd made hundreds of features. The only reason it's called "Hollywood" is because part of the sign naming it "Hollywoodland" fell down and they liked it better that way.
      And somehow, over the course of a century, it got even _funnier_ than this. How could anyone not love Hollywood?

    • @Nyet-Zdyes
      @Nyet-Zdyes 10 месяцев назад +1

      The same type of comedy as the Three Stooges.
      Glorified stupidity.
      Idiocracy.

    • @sayLeotardbutsayitChinese
      @sayLeotardbutsayitChinese 10 месяцев назад

      I'm sure the Opera thought they'd be around forever. Then movies came along and decimated their turf. Now video games got movies shook. Direct-to-brain experiences (or whatever we have in the future) will leave the film industry of the future looking like the Opera of today

    • @Jiub_SN
      @Jiub_SN 10 месяцев назад

      @@sayLeotardbutsayitChinesewell not even just games, RUclipsrs provide whatever content you want to watch for free and from your pocket

    • @theabhorrentchef7226
      @theabhorrentchef7226 10 месяцев назад

      It’s a part of western civilization’s redemption arc

  • @Thebigbad1013
    @Thebigbad1013 10 месяцев назад +121

    "We make bread" and "someone's dad is here"...well, considering the kind of cesspool that Hollywood is, I'm not surprised that that's the best reasons they can come up with.

  • @katemaloney4296
    @katemaloney4296 10 месяцев назад +112

    Zegler: We need to love them into the right direction.
    Me: Isn't love thru coercion ra--? Ohhhhh. 😮

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB 10 месяцев назад +22

      Weird, weird. Weird. 🤪

    • @Nyet-Zdyes
      @Nyet-Zdyes 10 месяцев назад +8

      Love them in the right direction...
      100 miles West... DUE West.
      That should be far enough.
      Oh, heck... make it 200 miles.

    • @AKUJIVALDO
      @AKUJIVALDO 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@nyetzdyec3391 if you use normal measurements 100 kilometres West and 10 Down would be exactly enough LOL

  • @md_vandenberg
    @md_vandenberg 10 месяцев назад +251

    "You still microwave tea." Don't worry Disparu, I'm an old fashioned American and still make my tea by throwing it into a harbor.

    • @MaztRPwn
      @MaztRPwn 10 месяцев назад +27

      LMAO!

    • @daisyblossomflowerchild9702
      @daisyblossomflowerchild9702 10 месяцев назад +15

      😂

    • @Kiyoone
      @Kiyoone 10 месяцев назад +12

      this is a wise joke sir, thanks for sharing it

    • @Mrch33ky
      @Mrch33ky 10 месяцев назад +9

      ba da bing!

    • @V123es
      @V123es 10 месяцев назад +5

      The difference is Disparu's comment was actually funny, yours is just shows you cant take a joke lol

  • @qty1315
    @qty1315 10 месяцев назад +29

    Kinda funny them being like "We still have stars, just look at Margot Robbie," when her previous 3 films before Barbie bombed, and people mainly went to see Barbie for Ryan Gosling.

    • @nashbullet3213
      @nashbullet3213 10 месяцев назад +2

      And npc’s are upset over her not getting an Oscar nomination 😂

    • @yurikendal4868
      @yurikendal4868 9 месяцев назад

      I heard Barbie was good and I went to see it. I thought it was well acted. Would I recomend the movie because Margot Robbie was in it? Not at all. That movie did well inspite of Margot, not because of her.

  • @draxrdax7321
    @draxrdax7321 10 месяцев назад +170

    I love Hollywood too! It's the best unintentional comedy i ever watched! Who needs movies when you have people making videos about the lunatics there? Best entertainment ever and you don't have to pay Hollywood a cent

    • @TJ_ax
      @TJ_ax 10 месяцев назад +1

      Surreee

  • @celfhelp
    @celfhelp 10 месяцев назад +20

    this article is one giant demonstration of the horrible difference between “loving Hollywood” and “loving cinema/film/movies”

  • @edgarplummer6750
    @edgarplummer6750 10 месяцев назад +142

    They are supposed to be giving us 50 reasons to love them NOT 50 reasons to justify hating them 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @huoshewu
      @huoshewu 10 месяцев назад +13

      I say "Po-ta-toe" they say "Tom-ah-to". We'll just meet in the middle and call it "Stu-pid".

    • @edgarplummer6750
      @edgarplummer6750 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@huoshewu 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @juggernautheadcrush4161
    @juggernautheadcrush4161 10 месяцев назад +94

    "You miss every cinematographer you don't shoot." - Alec Baldwin

    • @massspectrician
      @massspectrician 10 месяцев назад +10

      In fairness to Alec Baldwin, he thought he was defending himself. She was shooting him, so he shot her.

    • @paulboggess1330
      @paulboggess1330 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@massspectricianHe really just fulfilled the purpose of every american ever, and now he's on trial for it. Hey yo free Ballistic Baldwin 😂

    • @MegaNeedalife
      @MegaNeedalife 10 месяцев назад +1

      Probably!

  • @basvandiepen2772
    @basvandiepen2772 10 месяцев назад +23

    3:28 those aren't superhero movies, they don't contain heroes, only supers.

  • @The13thRonin
    @The13thRonin 10 месяцев назад +11

    I saw the title and I thought that Disparu had finally lost it.
    ... I was scared for a second.
    Don't do that to me Disparu!

  • @86BarbOmega
    @86BarbOmega 10 месяцев назад +20

    "Nothing is really dead here"
    Disparu: perhaps it should be 🤣😂

  • @ptonpc
    @ptonpc 10 месяцев назад +52

    I was mentioning to a friend (who lives in California) that I had just been to the shops (supermarket) and saw a shoplifter being detained until the police could arrives. My friend was amazed at the idea of people who steal from shops, being stopped AND the police turning up. According to them, shop workers in Cali are under instructions not to interfere with thieves for a variety of reasons, no matter what is stolen.
    America, a place I'd like to visit, not so sure I'd want to live there.

    • @radrobd123
      @radrobd123 10 месяцев назад +7

      That is true. Many stores are closing because of shoplifting and security guards and employees are told to do nothing.

    • @GenuineLhachwen
      @GenuineLhachwen 10 месяцев назад +11

      California isn't America. It is one part of 50+ states. Each state is its own little place with different rules, cuisine, dialects, laws, conventions etc. Some are better to visit and live in than others but each state is unique.

    • @radrobd123
      @radrobd123 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@GenuineLhachwen California is huge, it has its own parts, different cultures. Northern California is vastly different than southern California, a lot of farming and rural

    • @NebadonAdams
      @NebadonAdams 10 месяцев назад +14

      It is only mostly true of solidly Democrat-run cities; there is no opposition, only ambition.

    • @seefoghall
      @seefoghall 10 месяцев назад +1

      I read a story about a guy who tried to stop a shoplifter there, and got an official warning.

  • @irishbob26
    @irishbob26 10 месяцев назад +30

    I wouldn't trust anyone who doesn't know what a kettle is.

  • @interregnum_
    @interregnum_ 10 месяцев назад +39

    Oh, f*** off "Hollywood has the best bagels."

  • @UncensoredScion
    @UncensoredScion 10 месяцев назад +62

    Seriously, that was there “we’re the capital of Drag” ?!

    • @paulmurgatroyd6372
      @paulmurgatroyd6372 10 месяцев назад +22

      Not something you would expect to be proud of...

    • @johndodo2062
      @johndodo2062 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@Frank-vn9rgnot if you're a retarded, blue, "sanctuary city"

    • @1999fxdx
      @1999fxdx 10 месяцев назад +2

      WeHo is for sure! It must be the gayest place in the USA.

    • @radrobd123
      @radrobd123 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@1999fxdx Well San Francisco might argue with you there

    • @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro
      @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro 10 месяцев назад

      “Everyone tells us we’re gross creeps, and we are! We’re proud of it!” Because dressing up in offensive caricatures of a demographic you’re not a part of for crude entertainment is horrible when it’s a skin color, but totally fine when it’s a disgusting male f*tish that preys on women.

  • @RomanHistoryFan476AD
    @RomanHistoryFan476AD 10 месяцев назад +29

    I don't want to be anywhere near what Hollywood 'loves'. Unlike Hollywood I don't order from the 'kid's Menu' If you get what I mean.

    • @omegamark9178
      @omegamark9178 10 месяцев назад

      i got news for ya pal: here in the american south, sex pests of the chomo and incest variety are almost at an unspoken epidemic level,,,
      the only difference betwern here and hollywood is nobody cares about over here,so it never gets talked about

    • @RomanHistoryFan476AD
      @RomanHistoryFan476AD 10 месяцев назад

      @@omegamark9178 Okay, and that is got do with what.

    • @yurikendal4868
      @yurikendal4868 9 месяцев назад

      Your claim is unstustianterd. To conflate ALL of all holywood with a few bad actors is absurd and wrong. I think Ill pass on whatever your menu is cause it sounds phoney. To have to explain to you about false confilationo is absurd.

    • @yurikendal4868
      @yurikendal4868 9 месяцев назад

      You moniker, What history are you a fan of? Revision ist..sweeping generalization of a group of people you know nothing about?

    • @RomanHistoryFan476AD
      @RomanHistoryFan476AD 9 месяцев назад

      @@yurikendal4868 Menu? Sorry pal I'm not a restaurant.
      Most of Hollywood knew what was going on, but kept silent, I do blame them all, nothing goods comes out of Hollywood anymore.
      Why you defending them? Hoping to become a actor one day or something?
      As for my History well the profile picture and date in the name should give it a way a bit.

  • @martinkafka9510
    @martinkafka9510 10 месяцев назад +20

    It is called "50 Reasons Why We Still Love Hollywood!" and they weren't able to give even single reason why anybody should like it.
    Frankly most of their points would make me hate the place even if I didn't know what it is.

  • @M-S_4321
    @M-S_4321 10 месяцев назад +16

    I suppose Self Reflection is more of a natural gift than I ever thought it was...

  • @valentinremmelgas1770
    @valentinremmelgas1770 10 месяцев назад +10

    Is this an actual article or (more likely) a leaked comedy sketch? It IS honestly hilarious.

  • @Arassar
    @Arassar 10 месяцев назад +28

    "Cope" is right. That could be every single reason, 1 through 50.

    • @victorcates9330
      @victorcates9330 10 месяцев назад

      In fairness, it's the Hollywood Reporter. Short of closing down, they have to be nice to the people they cover while indulging the people who inexplicably are still interested. If they ever got to the point of admitting "Hollywood is cancer", they'd still be motivated to claim "but, it's the interesting kind of cancer. tres chic."

  • @BinkyTheElf1
    @BinkyTheElf1 10 месяцев назад +29

    My love for Hollywood? Simply indescribable, to be honest.

  • @draketheduelist
    @draketheduelist 10 месяцев назад +19

    TL;DR: "...No, it's the children who are wrong."

  • @jtmmmm27
    @jtmmmm27 10 месяцев назад +39

    "We're the capital of drag"
    *Brighton has entered the chat*

    • @AKUJIVALDO
      @AKUJIVALDO 10 месяцев назад +2

      Send both 10 Kilometres sea way...

    • @zombifiedpariah7392
      @zombifiedpariah7392 9 месяцев назад

      I thought this was supposed to be an article full of reasons we should LOVE Hollywood. Not reasons it should be spammed with n_kes until it's nothing but a giant crater.

    • @zombifiedpariah7392
      @zombifiedpariah7392 9 месяцев назад

      I thought this was supposed to be an article full of reasons we should LOVE Hollywood. Not reasons it should be spammed with n_ kes until it's nothing but a giant crater.

    • @zombifiedpariah7392
      @zombifiedpariah7392 9 месяцев назад +1

      I thought this was supposed to be an article full of reasons we should LOVE Hollywood. Not reasons it should be spammed with n kes until it's nothing but a giant crater.

  • @The_Primary_Axiom
    @The_Primary_Axiom 10 месяцев назад +14

    Hollywood through RUclips, has given us a lot of good laughs and joy. Like the law and order suv woman not pressing charges on the grapist because she has money and he doesn’t. It actually made me lol yesterday seeing a clip on it.

    • @omegamark9178
      @omegamark9178 10 месяцев назад +1

      omg,is this for real?!?

    • @The_Primary_Axiom
      @The_Primary_Axiom 10 месяцев назад

      @@omegamark9178 Lol yea look it up. They are certifiable. She said I can afford therapy but if he goes to jail it’s over for him. So white rich women should allow grapists go around and grape them because they are white and rich 😂 you gotta love how infected Hollywood has become with ideology.

    • @infectedgoat7775
      @infectedgoat7775 10 месяцев назад +2

      Really lol!!! SVU has crossed the meme rubicon.

    • @Jiub_SN
      @Jiub_SN 10 месяцев назад

      Yeah duh, she has uuuuh white privilege? Rich privilege? It would be SO IMMORAL for her to press charges

  • @sterling7
    @sterling7 10 месяцев назад +8

    In most industries, if you were making a product that no one really _needed_ , and there were suggestions that some of your competitors were perfectly capable of providing that product... _And_ your customers were openly telling you why they didn't like your products that they used to stand in long lines to get... _And_ there were reams of marketing data to tell you that many of those customers were, indeed, forsaking your product... _And_ even as all of this was falling down around your ears, the costs of making your product continued to grow by leaps and bounds... You might, just _might_ , get the inkling that something needed to change.

  • @meh-c5i
    @meh-c5i 10 месяцев назад +8

    TL;DR on the Disney/Florida thing: Disney was given government power to build a city in Florida. They didn’t, but they kept the power. Florida government was cool with them keeping that power because of tourism, then Bob Iger interfered with Florida politics. Florida man got mad. Florida man took away their government power, citing that Disney didn’t build the promised city. Now Disney is big mad because their property taxes are going to skyrocket.

  • @paulgardner5079
    @paulgardner5079 10 месяцев назад +11

    I will love Hollywood if they put out a full length feature film about the backstory or John Prince, the business tycoon of new Nottingham and protaganist of "Robyn Hood"

    • @MrBonified66
      @MrBonified66 10 месяцев назад +2

      Director X needs a $200m budget. We demand it!

  • @kaiboshvanhortonsnort359
    @kaiboshvanhortonsnort359 10 месяцев назад +7

    Dude... Your last few vids have been LIT. Keep up the excellent work.

  • @Andrea_Gabrielli
    @Andrea_Gabrielli 10 месяцев назад +12

    LOL. They’re so insecure about losing their control over people that they had to overcompensate by making FIFTY reasons.

  • @Guderian2
    @Guderian2 10 месяцев назад +24

    I would like to have some of whatever the guy, who wrote that list, was on.
    Maybe i'll be able to understand modern hollywood then.

    • @Some_Really_Random_Dude.
      @Some_Really_Random_Dude. 10 месяцев назад +6

      I believe it is a mix of coke, black tar, meth and a whole heck of a lot of booze.

    • @draxrdax7321
      @draxrdax7321 10 месяцев назад +13

      That article is a cry of desperation. This year there will be so few movies in theaters, most will probably close. Doesn't matter if they're "back at work", writers and actors will probably not have any work left. And this is an article by Hollywood Reporter, they're afraid for their jobs too since "traditional" media is already being cut out of existence. It's more of an eulogy at the burial of Hollywood.

    • @Guderian2
      @Guderian2 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@Some_Really_Random_Dude. That sounds horrendous. But it would explain a LOT of things.

    • @Some_Really_Random_Dude.
      @Some_Really_Random_Dude. 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Guderian2 I am going to be real honest, I thought the algorithm would've caught that and never given it the light of day. But I stand by what I said.

    • @Guderian2
      @Guderian2 10 месяцев назад

      @@Some_Really_Random_Dude. And probably the truth ;)

  • @DanielTuck-uh4jd
    @DanielTuck-uh4jd 10 месяцев назад +5

    Think about your groin area makes a return!!!
    Never gets old, thanks for the content mate!

  • @noursara12
    @noursara12 10 месяцев назад +14

    I couldn't agree more in terms of Korean shows of which I can't get enough. We enjoy watching them as family favorite shows. The only thing is I hate to read the subtitles which makes me want to learn Korean! Their production is that good. ❤

    • @Guardsmen4
      @Guardsmen4 10 месяцев назад +2

      ive always bin super fast reader so i actually prefer subs

    • @mala6238
      @mala6238 10 месяцев назад +1

      Agreed.

    • @infectedgoat7775
      @infectedgoat7775 10 месяцев назад +1

      Korean shows are excellent. In every genre the storytelling is masterful. And you actually feel something!

  • @natp8387
    @natp8387 10 месяцев назад +9

    'This guy is the most important hype man in Hollywood!' 1) good for him, still never heard of him. 2) That didn't work out so much for Fatty Arbuckle.

  • @PappiiKim123
    @PappiiKim123 10 месяцев назад +5

    As a Korean man, i smiled this video

  • @idallas4964
    @idallas4964 10 месяцев назад +6

    Hey, don't know if it was intentional, but I appreciate the change in highlighting

  • @dieterlebisch
    @dieterlebisch 10 месяцев назад +14

    The Hollywood Reporter is Tinseltown's braindead and soon to be unemployed cheerleader! Great Video my friend, as always. Greetings from Vienna.

  • @edwardp7725
    @edwardp7725 10 месяцев назад +7

    90 percent of the media i consume is on youtube. I can find anything Im interested in and find hours upon hours of content regarding it. I even have youtube premium.

  • @cinnamonnoir2487
    @cinnamonnoir2487 10 месяцев назад +5

    "Even as they see anything Margot Robbie is in"
    Um...except _Birds of Prey_ . And _Babylon_ . And _Amsterdam_ .
    Come to think of it, I struggle to think of a movie from the last decade besides _Barbie_ for which people _do_ actually have fond memories of Margot Robbie's acting, unless you count _The Big Short_ , where her entire role was to be naked in a bathtub while she delivered exposition about the subprime mortgage market. Somehow that doesn't come across as a big win for Hollywood progressivism.

  • @jarnMod
    @jarnMod 10 месяцев назад +7

    Their We is our Them
    And we didn't make the distinction. They did. We just return the favor.

  • @mark7s980
    @mark7s980 10 месяцев назад +6

    All the good and talented people that have been banned by Hollywood for wring think should ban together and start a rival film company. I bet they would take over the movie industry practically overnight.

  • @EyeOfMagnus4E201
    @EyeOfMagnus4E201 10 месяцев назад +7

    It’d be more accurate to title the article “50 reasons normal people hate Hollywood, delusions, and lies”.

  • @The2ndFirst
    @The2ndFirst 10 месяцев назад +6

    You are very good at what you do. I am very entertained watching your videos.

  • @16rumpole
    @16rumpole 10 месяцев назад +15

    they can come up with 50? I can't come up with one.

    • @StarStuff.
      @StarStuff. 10 месяцев назад +2

      they couldn't either... 😆

    • @cinnamonnoir2487
      @cinnamonnoir2487 10 месяцев назад

      I could come up with 50 if you gave me a day to think, but they'd all be ironic.
      ...Then again, so are all of theirs when you get right down to it.

    • @GafferPerkele
      @GafferPerkele 10 месяцев назад +1

      The sign?

  • @jeffbarritt2224
    @jeffbarritt2224 10 месяцев назад +12

    We do not love Hollywood. We do not love sports. We even lost our love for video games. Have a good time being replaced by AI entertainment branches. Don't come crying to me when you lose all trust.

  • @shykorustotora
    @shykorustotora 10 месяцев назад +5

    "Rick, gimme 50 reasons why you love Hollywood"
    *Pawn Stars music starts playing*
    "Best I can do is 5 reasons and 45 lies"

  • @paulmurgatroyd6372
    @paulmurgatroyd6372 10 месяцев назад +8

    Hollywood, the five ring clown circus that plays 24/7. We're always waiting for the next big scandal, see what horrific things have been going on there... don't let us down now...

  • @seanfoltz7645
    @seanfoltz7645 10 месяцев назад +5

    I don't hate Hollywood - I despise it, I'm disgusted by it, but I don't hate it as hate means that you care enough about something to focus your attention on it.
    As such, I ignore it - I watch the trailer, confirm it's yet another SJW dumpster fire and go on about my day without worrying about it.

  • @Quazi-Moto
    @Quazi-Moto 10 месяцев назад +1

    When my buddy asked for a list of shows to watch, I didn't immediately notice that everything I named was a decade old or older. The newest things I recommended were True Detective season 1 and Boardwalk Empire.

  • @ladyalaina42
    @ladyalaina42 10 месяцев назад +2

    I don't know your name but I love your critics. You are so amusing and erudite. I hope to listen to you decades!😊

  • @ianparrent6012
    @ianparrent6012 10 месяцев назад +6

    I'm from the states and I've never even considered microwaving tea. But then again people here microwave their instant noodles.

    • @ptonpc
      @ptonpc 10 месяцев назад +1

      Barbarians! Tsk Tsk :D

    • @Guardsmen4
      @Guardsmen4 10 месяцев назад +1

      most people don't even understand how a Microwave functions im not talking about super nerd stuff , just the basics

    • @evenovick481
      @evenovick481 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@Guardsmen4All I know is that two minutes on high for a small mug of tea does just fine.

    • @Guardsmen4
      @Guardsmen4 10 месяцев назад

      @@evenovick481 Microwaves heat water and only water

  • @trevorsneath4665
    @trevorsneath4665 10 месяцев назад +4

    "Bob Iger is desperately trying to save the company,..." and yet is doing everything that is killing it. But he'll walk away with a lot of money.

  • @TheJackal917
    @TheJackal917 10 месяцев назад +5

    That is... I don't even know... Show me one normal person who loves Hollywood. You will have a hard time finding one.

  • @kevinhauser8250
    @kevinhauser8250 10 месяцев назад +6

    Another banger sir thank you for entertaining us peasants

  • @shazzy84
    @shazzy84 10 месяцев назад +2

    Bravo! Another masterpiece!

  • @cormoran2303
    @cormoran2303 10 месяцев назад +11

    Hahaha the image they made for that article looks exactly like Soviet propaganda posters.

  • @Erligan
    @Erligan 10 месяцев назад +5

    Watching RUclips videos about Hollywood Movies, is more entertaining, than watching Hollywood Movies, also I don't need to go to Movie Theatre to watch RUclips.

  • @victorcates9330
    @victorcates9330 10 месяцев назад +3

    It's like being a model. If you need to justify your beauty or carry around a photo of yourself from years earlier, then your face isn't doing it anymore.

  • @richiewhalen
    @richiewhalen 10 месяцев назад +8

    worlds best bagels? there is absolutely no way its the best in america let alone the world. Pretty sure New York City is the place known for the best bagels in america.

  • @joringedamke5597
    @joringedamke5597 2 месяца назад

    Hollywood reminds me of Faber's line about "flowers growing upon flowers" in Fahrenheit 451.

  • @OhCrap247
    @OhCrap247 10 месяцев назад +4

    I actually thought this article was some sort of tongue in cheek satirical piece but apparently it is not. What a Sham 😆

  • @artemisentari9274
    @artemisentari9274 10 месяцев назад +4

    I love Hollywood so Disparu can make fun of it. Thanks again!

  • @boomingbob1579
    @boomingbob1579 10 месяцев назад +6

    We love Hollywood but not in the way they want us to

  • @Papamarmottin
    @Papamarmottin 10 месяцев назад

    My favourite busybody is back. Love you!

  • @MaztRPwn
    @MaztRPwn 10 месяцев назад +3

    Their 50 reasons for still loving Hollywood is all the reasons everyone came to loathe Hollywood.

  • @toolegittoquit_001
    @toolegittoquit_001 10 месяцев назад +11

    I hate Hollywood so much that I probably won't see Dune 2. Last movie I saw was 'Sound of Freedom', before that, Spiderman, and, before that, Endgame.

    • @AKUJIVALDO
      @AKUJIVALDO 10 месяцев назад +1

      Ya shouldn't be using cinema for checking Holyweird BS...

  • @Uhtred-the-bold
    @Uhtred-the-bold 10 месяцев назад +10

    1:59 again, DeSantis just won reelection by 20 freaking points in a purple state. He also did more than Trump to contribute to majority in the house. I think he’s still doing fine in the popularity department.

    • @cormoran2303
      @cormoran2303 10 месяцев назад +4

      They also don't seem to realise Disney is on the losing end of that battle.

    • @CharlesUrban
      @CharlesUrban 10 месяцев назад +2

      Florida is not a purple state. It's a ridiculously red state that happens to have Miami in it.

    • @UniqueBreakfastTaco
      @UniqueBreakfastTaco 10 месяцев назад +1

      he almost lost to a drug addict. XD

  • @akeithing1841
    @akeithing1841 10 месяцев назад +4

    Hollywood is The paradox. The most flambouyantly progressive yet covertly conservative place on the planet.

  • @toolegittoquit_001
    @toolegittoquit_001 10 месяцев назад +4

    Disney's lawsuit against Florida was dismissed 😂😂😂

  • @stevenkothenbeutel448
    @stevenkothenbeutel448 10 месяцев назад +1

    Hollywood used to have a large captured audience prior to the internet. The only competitor was TV. Back in those days, special effects were the true domain of motion pictures. But now that isn’t the case and the internet opens the audience to more options. Hollywood in its original form is dead. Large production studios will find it increasingly harder to stave off the eventual collapse. Looking forward to it just like I am enjoying the state of California become the penal colony that old Hollywood fantasized

  • @GeraltofRivia22
    @GeraltofRivia22 10 месяцев назад +5

    How is this NOT a parody article?

  • @Anna-fw7lm
    @Anna-fw7lm 10 месяцев назад +4

    If everything in that demented article was real, there would be no need to say it...again, and again, and again...
    They're self congratulatory because no one else congratulates them.
    🤢🤮

  • @catbert2412
    @catbert2412 10 месяцев назад +3

    So they criticize social media personalities then call one their hype man? Thought they hated youtubers & their fans

  • @rundown925
    @rundown925 10 месяцев назад +4

    Hollywood is knocking on the death’s door and video games with good stories and Anime can take its place with fun characters and actual stories that aren’t just liberal arts majors copy pasting themselves into the skin of once beloved franchises.

  • @jeniferclemente1252
    @jeniferclemente1252 10 месяцев назад +5

    Still surprised they didn’t change their sign to Hollywoke at this point.
    They can get a slogan like: “known for its delusions” 😆
    I knew they had many excuses for their own failures but I didn’t know how many they came up with along with the “fake hate”
    Also, I don’t know if anyone ever saw an ad for Mr.&Mrs.Smith on prime cuz you don’t even know what or who it’s about until the title shows up. But I’m sure those actors checked some boxes 🙄

    • @GenuineLhachwen
      @GenuineLhachwen 10 месяцев назад +1

      I sometimes wish I was fabulously wealthy. I thought it would've been funny to pay for some kind of graphic overlay for the last 'o' and 'd' with a 'k' and 'e'. It would be such a fabulous troll.
      Alas, I am not wealthy in money. 😁

    • @jeniferclemente1252
      @jeniferclemente1252 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@GenuineLhachwen unfortunately, neither am I lol 😆

  • @mderossett01
    @mderossett01 10 месяцев назад +1

    Movies peaked in the late 80’s and rode that high through the 90’s before steadily declining ever since! TV peaked in the 90’s and rode the high through the early 2000’s and has fallen off a cliff since 2015! I honestly prefer watching reruns over modern television. We occasionally get a bright spot but more often than not it’s by complete accident! If they realized they were making something worth watching they would immediately find a way to fuck it up!

  • @gavinclark9130
    @gavinclark9130 10 месяцев назад +5

    Who's going to make a movie about how Hollywood ended? OH! THE PARADOX!!!

  • @kadourimdou43
    @kadourimdou43 10 месяцев назад +5

    No words can describe how much of a turd Hollywood is.

  • @danielsh1887
    @danielsh1887 10 месяцев назад +1

    Im just rewatching old shows from 2000 and 2010s, its impossible to watch any of the new shows, there is not a single one not pushing “the message”

  • @randylahey8207
    @randylahey8207 10 месяцев назад +2

    They DO NOT have the best bagels. That's the dumbest one on the list for many reasons. I'd listen to Rachel Ziegler ramble for three hours before eating a California bagel over New York, New Jersey, New Haven, even a couple places around Hartford. The disrespect is palatable...

  • @andrewlowden322
    @andrewlowden322 10 месяцев назад +1

    just FYI "WeHo" is an LA term truncating "West Hollywood"
    IE "we hit up afterhours at the party in WeHo"

    • @davidgantenbein9362
      @davidgantenbein9362 10 месяцев назад

      Your example made my mind go „and that’s where all the hoes are“.

  • @kirbymarchbarcena
    @kirbymarchbarcena 10 месяцев назад +2

    The writer of this article was paid to do this but has no idea of what to say actually. So many contradictions

  • @infectedgoat7775
    @infectedgoat7775 10 месяцев назад

    Since 2015 till now I’ve ditched all my streaming services except for YT and Rumble which is much more entertaining and educational. I read more books and have done a deep dive into comics finding love for story again. Now if I could only get inspired to write again

  • @WebMetlReese
    @WebMetlReese 10 месяцев назад

    LMFAO "You sell microwave tea." I spit out my sip.

  • @TonyHopper-cm8dx
    @TonyHopper-cm8dx 10 месяцев назад +2

    Watching paint dry is more entertaining than modern Hollywood.

  • @adrenjones9301
    @adrenjones9301 10 месяцев назад +1

    Was the "make my gentle winds smell like cinnamon" line real? Sure it was from a spoof.

  • @shamrock177
    @shamrock177 10 месяцев назад +5

    California trying to claim the best bagels in the world should be a felony

  • @johnnyblade1557
    @johnnyblade1557 10 месяцев назад +2

    As if I needed another reason why I think Craig is the worst Bond in the franchise.

  • @codinghusky5196
    @codinghusky5196 10 месяцев назад +1

    Inertia and English, nothing more. Since English is my 2nd language, I find it was easier to drift off into Korean, Japanese, Chinese, Indian, Nordic... cinema, since subtitles are subtitles - and honestly, you people are missing out. Remember how good Godzilla Minus One was? Yeah.

  • @mikestansbury2510
    @mikestansbury2510 10 месяцев назад +3

    funny that you mentioned a choice between a cinema and youtube... i still remember giving the kids shit in 2010 for watching youtube instead of something entertaining... they flipped the script on me now and here i am watching youtube instead because it's more entertaining than the garbage they make these days. hell, ed wood movies are 10 times better than the garbage they push

  • @leovolont
    @leovolont 10 месяцев назад +1

    What happened to that series of interesting British Movies that started with "Hear My Song" and seemed to end with "Notting Hill" or "Love Actually". Disparu, with the right direction (somebody with a whip and chair) could get a decent film character out of you.

  • @JustTooDamnHonest
    @JustTooDamnHonest 10 месяцев назад +4

    We love a dumpster fire and that is what Hollywood is.

  • @officerbucktuddrussel394
    @officerbucktuddrussel394 10 месяцев назад

    0:52 "You know who that hurts? Nobody" You know who that helps? Nobody.
    participation awards are the definition of pointless.

  • @drgordo112
    @drgordo112 10 месяцев назад

    Great content bud! Well said.