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  • Опубликовано: 12 янв 2025

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  • @Mentski
    @Mentski 6 лет назад +1859

    I still have the Sonic energy drink. It is still sealed and has no discernible best before date.
    I'm not sure if energy drinks can be immortal, but I think it might be immortal.

    • @blobbem
      @blobbem 6 лет назад +167

      Best to keep it locked away for humanity's sake.

    • @ianmclean2894
      @ianmclean2894 6 лет назад +164

      Mentski drink it. You'll go fast af.

    • @DASyam-tb7qt
      @DASyam-tb7qt 6 лет назад +172

      The first law of thermodynamics, also known as Law of Conservation of Energy Drinks, states that energy drinks cannot be created or destroyed in an isolated system.
      So as long as you don't open the can, it will be immortal.
      Trust me I have a PhD.

    • @Mentski
      @Mentski 6 лет назад +129

      I'm considering either sealing it in a cave for eternity, or drinking it to see if I receive the quickening.

    • @ohmanthatguy2443
      @ohmanthatguy2443 6 лет назад +22

      Sonic is no Mario, proceed with caution.

  • @jaredbarton6161
    @jaredbarton6161 6 лет назад +520

    "I'm getting sort of... diabetic."
    Excellent delivery on a usually-overdone joke.

  • @chaffXgrenade
    @chaffXgrenade 6 лет назад +723

    I'm liking the look of this flat, kitchen-based couch of sorts

    • @TheHonestSage
      @TheHonestSage 6 лет назад +17

      It's surprisingly aesthetically lovely

    • @GreatSageSunWukong
      @GreatSageSunWukong 6 лет назад +14

      I like that table cloth I assume its from ikea

    • @wasdf999
      @wasdf999 6 лет назад +2

      Okay? *SNORT*

    • @naranciaisbestboi125
      @naranciaisbestboi125 6 лет назад +13

      More people need to know about its creation! A kitchen couch for devouring food on...

    • @gui18bif
      @gui18bif 4 года назад +2

      @@GreatSageSunWukong bah ikea bah

  • @kallum96
    @kallum96 6 лет назад +488

    Stuart left Norwich ? Wow the loss of Poundworld really hit him hard.

    • @pickleparty247
      @pickleparty247 6 лет назад +158

      The lesser spotted Ashens is a migratory species, settling only in areas with large concentrations of tat shops and poundlands.

    • @Emira_75
      @Emira_75 4 года назад +7

      Big up Norwich

    • @jaimethesnake8063
      @jaimethesnake8063 4 года назад +6

      They refused to build some new roads, they forget traders need access to Dixons

    • @FIXTREME
      @FIXTREME Год назад

      Norwich CT.?

  • @TheloniasBrowntail
    @TheloniasBrowntail 6 лет назад +311

    I hear that when Duff goes out of date, they relabel it as Fudd and ship it to Shelbyville.
    Serves them right....

    • @Pau_Pau9
      @Pau_Pau9 6 лет назад +11

      No, they label it "Puff"
      Make D to P, less effort

    • @leow3696
      @leow3696 6 лет назад +2

      I thought they took it off the market after all those hillbillies went blind.

    • @scarlett5924
      @scarlett5924 6 лет назад +4

      thought it became pawtucket

    • @jaimethesnake8063
      @jaimethesnake8063 4 года назад +1

      Thought it became Samuel Jacksons

    • @ChaseMC215
      @ChaseMC215 Год назад +2

      I'd imagine that this beer would be relabled and it would be shipped to New England where it would ultimately end up in The Drunken Clam.

  • @Simte
    @Simte 6 лет назад +2580

    *What kind of sofa is that?*

    • @flamingogh_
      @flamingogh_ 6 лет назад +84

      Simte a flat, hard, table-like couch.

    • @loweryss
      @loweryss 6 лет назад +20

      i'm american, "sofa" means little to nothing to me anyway

    • @childeater7327
      @childeater7327 6 лет назад +13

      Simte a bofa

    • @bills6093
      @bills6093 6 лет назад +69

      I'm American and have used the word all my life...

    • @shlimothy
      @shlimothy 6 лет назад +19

      sofa deez nuts

  • @warrenburger9907
    @warrenburger9907 6 лет назад +140

    There's an energy drink that was created in east TN called Neurofuel that is the absolute best. Every can says "WARNING: May intensify the effects of alcohol and other drugs" which is a sign of a quality product.

    • @Solaceon
      @Solaceon 6 лет назад +15

      If anything, that warning makes me want to try it more.

    • @ringsystemmusic
      @ringsystemmusic 6 лет назад +2

      You got me interested, but I can't find any. Shame, honestly.

    • @Diabolicallaughter-
      @Diabolicallaughter- 5 лет назад +7

      Thar warning is actually printed on each and every energy drink can here in Germany

    • @mckryall
      @mckryall 5 лет назад +11

      The weird thing about Neurofuel (I'm currently trying to find information about it, because I've found it in stores but every single company related to it has been out of business for years and there's no information about in online) is that it has the supplement Piracetam, the original Nootropic drug. It's the only consumer product I've ever heard of with Piracetam in it, and good God does it give you focus. Feels more like being on a drug than having an energy drink.

    • @mckryall
      @mckryall 5 лет назад +4

      The weird thing about Neurofuel (I'm currently trying to find information about it, because I've found it in stores but every single company related to it has been out of business for years and there's no information about in online) is that it has the supplement Piracetam, the original Nootropic drug. It's the only consumer product I've ever heard of with Piracetam in it, and good God does it give you focus. Feels more like being on a drug than having an energy drink.

  • @backyardgaming
    @backyardgaming 6 лет назад +100

    Do you want some out of date Sunset Overdrive? I have one can left :-p

  • @vwestlife
    @vwestlife 6 лет назад +352

    Anybody else noticed that the left and right audio channels are reversed compared to what's shown in the video?

    • @Olhado256
      @Olhado256 6 лет назад +28

      VWestlife I scrolled down to find this comment and upvote it.

    • @doubtfulguest5450
      @doubtfulguest5450 6 лет назад +103

      How did you manage to scroll all the way to reddit?

    • @mrflibble1259
      @mrflibble1259 6 лет назад +31

      VWestlife put your headphones on the wrong way round, problem solved

    • @123Yellowberry123
      @123Yellowberry123 6 лет назад +3

      Yeah, I was confused about that.

    • @octodionis
      @octodionis 6 лет назад +6

      Doubtful Guest
      He scrolled so fast he switched websites.

  • @h0lx
    @h0lx 6 лет назад +465

    the pacman one looks like the blue liquid they pour on tampons in commercials

  • @notsoalex
    @notsoalex 6 лет назад +237

    I wouldn't be surprised if Ashens has an immune system like f***ing Zeus.

    • @233Deadman
      @233Deadman 6 лет назад +35

      Some say, the only man who can match his immune system is Gordon Ramsey. And he didnt even eat the nasty shit knowingly.

    • @GreatSageSunWukong
      @GreatSageSunWukong 6 лет назад +18

      On a scale of 1 to 10, with one being barry lewis and 10 being steve1989, I think he's about a 3.

    • @Thekaiserwill
      @Thekaiserwill 6 лет назад +16

      I’ll be honest mate, I get ill a lot, mainly STDs though... weirdly...

    • @tonyc7879
      @tonyc7879 5 лет назад +2

      I'd tend to disagree, as I distinctly recall him mentioning in numerous videos he's been ill/is just getting over being ill.
      I'm around Ashens age, and I haven't been poorly since my mid 20s, I'm not even registered with a GP. So I'd guess he has a pretty shite immune system if I can remember him mentioning he's been ill many times. Saying that though, when you're eating 25 year old spaghetti hoops and hanging round with Guru Larry that looks absolutely filthy (seriously that man makes me feel ill when he's on screen with his chip fat hair, spots and brown teeth) you'd expect to get ill a lot. I think I'd want a boiling hot shower and a tetanus shot if I ever got within 5 meters of Guru Larry. The man's a proper scruff, I can only imagine his home stinks of deep fryers and cigarettes, with a overflowing cat litter tray a few feet away from where he prepares food.

    • @lily91109
      @lily91109 3 года назад

      an immune system that fucks everything it sees????

  • @callumcasey9156
    @callumcasey9156 6 лет назад +25

    9:31 I work on a mini golf course and I can confirm that that drink looks EXACTLY like the dyed water we use - albeit with less algae covered slush puppie cups and other unspeakable horrors in it

  • @argosharru
    @argosharru 6 лет назад +153

    You were supposed to drink the whole Hello Kitty can! Well, there goes another plan to kill Ashens... one day, sofa man, one day

    • @ellaaa1498
      @ellaaa1498 3 года назад +7

      Imagine if that was the cause of your death… a cute cartoon kitty on an innocent “fizzy pop” can.

    • @NerdyBoiJay
      @NerdyBoiJay Год назад +6

      It’ll be called “Goodbye Kitty”

  • @awwrelic
    @awwrelic 6 лет назад +74

    Funny enough, I recall that "Kickapoo Joy Juice" is a reference to the very old American comic strip Lil' Abner. American soldiers appropriated the name during WWII to describe the stuff some of them were producing in their jury-rigged stills.

    • @awwrelic
      @awwrelic 6 лет назад +2

      May very well have. I'm 56 and have lived most of my life in the Central Ohio area, but I've never seen that drink here. Lawsons and 7-11 stores used to be all over the Central Ohio area (in fact there used to be one just a few blocks up the street where I live) but they've been gone from this area for years. That particular Lawsons is now a small grocery store with the same design as the old Lawsons :)

    • @startedtech
      @startedtech 6 лет назад +3

      sixtopian It's still fairly common in the US Midwest, at least. Sold in glass bottles and bottled in the US.

    • @DrFrohman
      @DrFrohman 6 лет назад +5

      sixtopian You're exactly right. The drink seems to have become particularly popular in Asian markets. Slightly off-topic: I remember Mega64 used to be sponsored by Kickapoo but seemingly stopped a while ago, not entirely sure when.

    • @pandaphil
      @pandaphil 6 лет назад +4

      Same characters they used to promote Mountain Dew back in the dawn of time.

  • @maxobyrne1474
    @maxobyrne1474 6 лет назад +136

    Out of date just means more energy! It’s fine! Trust me, you’re a doctor.

    • @MysteriumArcanum
      @MysteriumArcanum 6 лет назад +10

      he's a doctor of Psychology, which is ironic because I genuinely believe he needs his head checked.

    • @smb-c3po
      @smb-c3po 6 лет назад +4

      And a pirate captain, never forget that.

    • @lecj07
      @lecj07 6 лет назад +2

      Thanks doctor Nick!

    • @ChaseMC215
      @ChaseMC215 Год назад

      You're a doctor, Stuart. Deal with it.

  • @PattyWagonYH
    @PattyWagonYH 6 лет назад +181

    How many times has Stuart compared something to the contents of a catheter bag?

    • @crystalvoodoo91
      @crystalvoodoo91 6 лет назад +2

      Patty Wagon
      Who knows.

    • @mcbrodz1663
      @mcbrodz1663 5 лет назад +2

      Patty Wagon he’s had many a catheter bag

    • @JMann97
      @JMann97 5 лет назад

      Pfffft at least once I know that

    • @kevinm5940
      @kevinm5940 4 года назад +2

      @@kaistzar2831 a 70s prog rock band, to be specific.

    • @andrewmorrice9139
      @andrewmorrice9139 4 года назад +4

      Or done the Homer Simpson "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (item nammmmmme)" Oddly absent here.

  • @GameAlicornLuna
    @GameAlicornLuna 6 лет назад +222

    Sneaky Bloodborne Hunter in the window there.
    Ever vigilant...
    Ever watchful...
    Ever at the waiting for the coming nightmares...

    • @Omniprong
      @Omniprong 6 лет назад +39

      Fear the old energy drinks. By the gods, fear them Lawrence.

    • @flynnhtt
      @flynnhtt 6 лет назад

      I have the same figma, hunters are everywhere

    • @flynnhtt
      @flynnhtt 6 лет назад +1

      Biggest issue I had with it, they listed the pistol as the blunderbuss

    • @thebean4262
      @thebean4262 6 лет назад

      fear the nightmares that are HELLO KITTY!

    • @Zerciee
      @Zerciee 6 лет назад +6

      Oh, Good Hunter, may you find your worth in the waking world...

  • @polishenglish8356
    @polishenglish8356 6 лет назад +58

    Cousin Dan, Ashens and outdated energy drinks...what a splendid combination! :D

    • @TBSYR
      @TBSYR 6 лет назад +8

      Fettige Finger that's the joke! If you watch their Barshens Channel, his 'nickname' is Cousin Dan

  • @muhammadshafiq661
    @muhammadshafiq661 6 лет назад +77

    NOW THIS IS THE ASHENS THAT I SUBSCRIBED TO

  • @hicknopunk
    @hicknopunk 6 лет назад +26

    The sonic and pac man drinks were sold at Hot Topic for years

    • @notgray88
      @notgray88 3 года назад

      And Five Below. They used to have like 50 cans on the shelf of pac man drink back in 2015

  • @foxy3653
    @foxy3653 6 лет назад +57

    Thank you Father Stewart

    • @B_Skizzle
      @B_Skizzle 6 лет назад +10

      Stuart, actually.

    • @foxy3653
      @foxy3653 6 лет назад +7

      @@B_Skizzle I'm not an Ashens connoisseur, sorry that I don't know the exact spelling of a name.

  • @RegalZephyr
    @RegalZephyr 4 года назад +8

    That hunter in the background gained so much insight from watching these two men self flagellate by way of energy drink.

  • @bentleywalker7087
    @bentleywalker7087 6 лет назад +260

    Anyone remember the Sodastream video that the two did together years ago?

    • @robertcollins5307
      @robertcollins5307 6 лет назад +20

      Bentley Walker yes !! Was one drink called " Dr pop or Dr Pete ? Cheap version of Dr peper!

    • @B_Skizzle
      @B_Skizzle 6 лет назад +23

      Yup, Doctor Pete. One of my favorite Ashens videos.

    • @PeterGodmez
      @PeterGodmez 6 лет назад +1

      I do. All those sodas looked meh

    • @Atolm4
      @Atolm4 6 лет назад +5

      Bentley Walker long have we waited for the sequel

    • @MattDearing
      @MattDearing 6 лет назад +3

      Yeah I've watched that one more than a few times

  • @cainlightning5966
    @cainlightning5966 6 лет назад +56

    The fact that you’ve used the exact same intro for like five years is impressive.

    • @atlasmoon5497
      @atlasmoon5497 6 лет назад +18

      Cain Lightning broe, more like 10 years!!

    • @aaronwarrior
      @aaronwarrior 6 лет назад +12

      If it ain't broken, don't fix it.

    • @cainlightning5966
      @cainlightning5966 6 лет назад +4

      Wow, looks like i need to backtrack a bit.

    • @jmmjjmmjjmmj
      @jmmjjmmjjmmj 4 года назад +2

      Hello!

    • @GageFilms
      @GageFilms 3 года назад +1

      A great example of if ain't broke, don't fix it.

  • @gferrol118
    @gferrol118 6 лет назад +287

    I wonder if the people who sent these still watch ashens

    • @purmpmcflurtin473
      @purmpmcflurtin473 6 лет назад +129

      gferrol118 I sent him the Kickapoo! Still watching!

    • @ryanmulherin2682
      @ryanmulherin2682 6 лет назад +14

      Purmp McFlurtin, holy shit magoli! You must be absolutely thrilled!

    • @mrbrown2186
      @mrbrown2186 6 лет назад +11

      Everyone still watches Ashens.

    • @antrax607
      @antrax607 5 лет назад +1

      @@purmpmcflurtin473 kickapoo is like my favorite soft drink 😂

  • @E3kHatena
    @E3kHatena 6 лет назад +285

    That combination energy drink at the end is by far the worst-looking thing Ashens has ever put on screen. It's somehow worse than the Century Egg and ancient olives.

    • @thebean4262
      @thebean4262 6 лет назад +56

      worst than whole chicken in a can?

    • @jonnyboi9026
      @jonnyboi9026 6 лет назад +57

      The Bean no sir, nothing looks worse than the chicken in a can.

    • @TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld
      @TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld 6 лет назад +20

      Now he needs to mash up the century egg, the olives and the chicken and stir it in.

    • @GigawingsVideo
      @GigawingsVideo 6 лет назад +1

      I wonder if Ashen knows about canned duck. I actually ate them and it's made by a Chinese or Taiwanese company.

    • @theheadshot45
      @theheadshot45 6 лет назад +8

      Whole chicken in a can is the worst thing on youtube.

  • @Wieselkatze
    @Wieselkatze 6 лет назад +156

    Most energy drinks are bad even when they are in date, so these must have been just beautifully delicious

    • @michaelhall736
      @michaelhall736 6 лет назад +4

      Wieselkatze I do like the taste Red Bull.

    • @derpaddy8130
      @derpaddy8130 6 лет назад +3

      I could bath in the white Monster absolute zero stuff.

    • @Wieselkatze
      @Wieselkatze 6 лет назад +2

      michael hall Red Bull tastes very aggresive to me, but to each their own

    • @Wieselkatze
      @Wieselkatze 6 лет назад +1

      M T gotta try them :) thx for the input

    • @Daxter250
      @Daxter250 6 лет назад

      i only like the energy drink Race. but due to side effects i get from those energy drinks in general (shaky hands 'n shit) i don't drink any of them anymore.

  • @milksheihk
    @milksheihk 6 лет назад +1

    Industry insider here, generally regardless of age, non acidic foods & beverages in cans are safe to consume( even if maybe no longer pleasant to consume) as long as the can isn't corroded or puffy & the seal isn't compromised.

  • @skillzguy30
    @skillzguy30 6 лет назад +17

    When you wake up for a midnight snack to find Stewart Ashen wishes to keep you from going back to sleep.

    • @antster1983
      @antster1983 5 лет назад +1

      Or Slepp? *SACRIFICE YOUR BONES* 🦴

  • @samiraperi467
    @samiraperi467 4 года назад +13

    "It smells like cleaning product." It's an energy drink, there's no telling what it was like new.

  • @Zanthosus
    @Zanthosus 6 лет назад +62

    I remember seeing these in a bargain store in America called Five Below like 5 years ago.

    • @Patrick-bn5rp
      @Patrick-bn5rp 6 лет назад +1

      Zanthosus Likewise!

    • @Patrick-bn5rp
      @Patrick-bn5rp 6 лет назад +4

      Well, actually, this was like 8 months ago for me.

    • @daisuke6467
      @daisuke6467 6 лет назад +2

      Zanthosus still have them lol

    • @wareforcoin5780
      @wareforcoin5780 6 лет назад +4

      Zanthosus I'd pick them up just to collect. Someone somewhere wants that Hello Kitty one, you mark my words.

    • @kristydee4998
      @kristydee4998 6 лет назад

      Zanthosus they are still there!

  • @trevorgonzalez2616
    @trevorgonzalez2616 4 года назад +4

    I like the hoonter keeping vigil in the background. A man of taste you are, Stuart

  • @TheHarryChanne1
    @TheHarryChanne1 6 лет назад +38

    This is grossly incomplete without BRAWNDO the thirst mutilator! It has electrolytes, which plants crave.

    • @gunfuego
      @gunfuego 6 лет назад +3

      The Harry Channel Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

    • @BH4x0r
      @BH4x0r 6 лет назад +4

      not only plants, the reason you can die by actually drinking too much water is that the amount of electrolytes in your body will get diluted to the point there's not enough of them anymore.

  • @PSV1122
    @PSV1122 6 лет назад +82

    13/07
    Yes.. that can was produced on the 13th month of 2007..

    • @OF01975
      @OF01975 6 лет назад +4

      Eu people read the date different

    • @og4407
      @og4407 6 лет назад +12

      Lousy smarch weather

    • @MuchWhittering
      @MuchWhittering 6 лет назад +12

      Rob Spagrenetti More like Americans do. Day/Month/Year is by far the most common date format.

    • @IanC14
      @IanC14 6 лет назад +2

      13th week surely?

    • @derkeksinator17
      @derkeksinator17 6 лет назад +3

      The format is usually WWYY so 13th week of 07 is plausible

  • @gferrol118
    @gferrol118 6 лет назад +157

    It's strange not seeing the brown sofa

    • @B_Skizzle
      @B_Skizzle 6 лет назад +27

      Not just strange, viscerally upsetting.

    • @MrScotttraynor
      @MrScotttraynor 6 лет назад +5

      after the "incident" with eli, the sofa had to be deep cleaned ;)

    • @austinreavis4226
      @austinreavis4226 6 лет назад

      @@MrScotttraynor "Incident"? What have I missed?

    • @AestheticFunk
      @AestheticFunk 6 лет назад +1

      Scott Traynor Please explain the incident.

    • @MrScotttraynor
      @MrScotttraynor 6 лет назад

      "Its a joke son".. ;)

  • @crazykirby97
    @crazykirby97 6 лет назад +2

    You know an energy drink is fizzy when you can very clearly hear it in your headphones.

  • @marcforrester7738
    @marcforrester7738 6 лет назад +20

    You've done it! You've solved the mystery of what ads pour into tampons to show off their liquid capacity. It's Pac-Man juice.

  • @user-ns3vs3bp3e
    @user-ns3vs3bp3e 6 лет назад +59

    The original champagne glass is nothing like the modern flute btw guys... look it up that’s why everybody is confused by the anecdote about Antonette

    • @colinspeirs
      @colinspeirs 6 лет назад +29

      The glass usually attributed to Marie-Antoinette"s anatomy is the champagne coupe. Seems to be an older design so not true, though she did have bowls to drink milk from that *were* modelled from her breast...

    • @Josheroo
      @Josheroo 6 лет назад +13

      Colin Speirs That's what I came down to the depths of the RUclips comment to to say :D. The myth is the champagne coupe is modeled on Antoinette's breasts but it predates Antoinette herself by about 100 years, if I remember correctly. Also it's from England originally.
      EDIT: Done a quick wiki check on my info and it seems I'm right "...the glass was designed in England over a century earlier especially for sparkling wine and champagne in 1663."

    • @murderspoon
      @murderspoon 6 лет назад +8

      Josh Giles so youre saying *she* was modelled after the glass?

    • @CS-xo9qs
      @CS-xo9qs 6 лет назад

      Originally champagne glasses were coups.

    • @johnhoward7069
      @johnhoward7069 6 лет назад

      Coupes are just completely different cups and are used mostly for cocktails

  • @startedtech
    @startedtech 6 лет назад +60

    4:12 Kickapoo Joy Juice is a really common soda here in the Midwest US! Not really an energy drink, it's comparable to like mountain dew or something.
    Also, in the US they come in glass bottles and are bottled here. I guess that Malaysian company had it licensed to them.

    • @SquishyZoran
      @SquishyZoran 6 лет назад +1

      Sam T I’m in California and I can get it i’m glass but I didn’t know they put it in cans or it was international .

    • @josephmoore1942
      @josephmoore1942 6 лет назад +6

      Very strage. I've only known Kickapoo as a native american tribe from south Texas

    • @sashimicheetah
      @sashimicheetah 6 лет назад +3

      Where in the Midwest, I've never seen it once in Missouri. If they had it here they'd probably rename it to "Sioux Joy Juice".

    • @MGX93dot
      @MGX93dot 6 лет назад +16

      Funnily enough Mountain Dew here (England, also home of Stuart) is branded an energy drink too. I'm fairly certain it's because of differing laws, probably because MD is so sugary it had to be rebranded as an energy drink to get around said laws. Also when I saw Kickapoo I thought it was a Tenacious D reference at first.

    • @PixelOverload
      @PixelOverload 6 лет назад +2

      MGX93dot more likely the added caffeine, used to be labeled as an energy drink here (Canada) as well until they rebranded the caffeine free variants and just discontinued the caffeinated originals.

  • @Deceptiwolf
    @Deceptiwolf 5 лет назад +3

    The latest in energy Drinks: Ashen's "Liquid Death", drink one, and you're done.

  • @Maediros1
    @Maediros1 6 лет назад +5

    as a resident of Great Yarmouth (sadly), can confirm that both the pacman energy drinks and the minigolf lagoons look so similar.

  • @ArtistMarkFlynn
    @ArtistMarkFlynn 6 лет назад +1

    I pondered my own existence when I stared at that Duff can alone on the table.

  • @Tofuey
    @Tofuey 6 лет назад +3

    Ah hearing that intro is like the sweet embrace of an old friend.

  • @guyfawkes9951
    @guyfawkes9951 6 лет назад +5

    Kickapoo Joy Juice was a soda that came out in the mid '60s in the US and it's named after newspaper cartoon character Lil Abner's favorite drink. It was meant to be a Mountain Dew competitor/ripoff.

  • @MrMagicMovies
    @MrMagicMovies 6 лет назад +140

    Please tell me the brown sofa still exists...

    • @michaelhall736
      @michaelhall736 6 лет назад +30

      MrMagicMovies He better still have it or I riot.

    • @EmeraldLavigne
      @EmeraldLavigne 6 лет назад +9

      In picture frames to the best IndieGoGo pledges....

    •  6 лет назад +9

      Yeah but he re-skinned it, or how do you call it when you apply new fabric to a sofa. He said that a few video's back, it actually did look better there.

    • @Aehzur
      @Aehzur 6 лет назад +11

      René Didden re upholstered ?

    • @MuchWhittering
      @MuchWhittering 6 лет назад +4

      It's considerably less messy to do this on a table.

  • @DjVortex-w
    @DjVortex-w 6 лет назад +31

    "Out-of-date" is not the proper term. Should be "vintage".

  • @EmeraldLavigne
    @EmeraldLavigne 6 лет назад +41

    Greater Yarmouth? Hunter in the background? Drinking strange, foul-tasting substances for hightened & increased vitality...?
    Oh dear.
    😐

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 4 года назад

      Eh that describes more than one holiday.

    • @TheDsRequiem
      @TheDsRequiem 3 года назад

      Oh good hunter...

  • @TheGlitched64Reads2
    @TheGlitched64Reads2 6 лет назад +6

    I still have the sonic one at home collecting dust. I'll send it in 30 years mate.

  • @billyblakeley1
    @billyblakeley1 6 лет назад +47

    Not Ryan, cousin dan

    • @ejej1187
      @ejej1187 6 лет назад

      oVGreenFlameVo YOLO wrong ryan, sorry

    • @EmeraldLavigne
      @EmeraldLavigne 6 лет назад +3

      Ej Ej *THERE IS NO RYAN - ONLY ZOOL!*
      Er, Cousin Dan I mean...

    • @ejej1187
      @ejej1187 6 лет назад +1

      I'm serious this is not cousin Dan

    • @IanC14
      @IanC14 6 лет назад

      @@ejej1187 yes it is, check out Barshens.

  • @michaelwilliams9566
    @michaelwilliams9566 6 лет назад

    Fantastic. You have me watching 2 dude's off screen drinking random(and mostly terrible) old drinks for nearly 20 minutes. And i want more.
    Excellent quality as always, gents.

  • @pauldavidson8800
    @pauldavidson8800 6 лет назад +94

    i thought kickapoo juice was from tenecious d .

    • @teh_supar_hackr
      @teh_supar_hackr 6 лет назад +6

      That's what I thought too, but was then disappointed that it was'int.

    • @TheSMPStudios
      @TheSMPStudios 5 лет назад +8

      Long a** f****** time ago in a town called Kickapoo...

    • @richardgerard1223
      @richardgerard1223 5 лет назад +2

      @@teh_supar_hackr There lived a humble family, religious through and through.

    • @NoName-wi2ww
      @NoName-wi2ww 5 лет назад +1

      But yea, There was a black sheep and he knew just what to do.
      His name was young JB,
      And he refused to step in line.

    • @francissicnarf9702
      @francissicnarf9702 5 лет назад +1

      @@NoName-wi2ww
      A vision he did see-eth fucking rocking all the time
      He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align

  • @XmuertenegraX
    @XmuertenegraX 6 лет назад +2

    The Bloodborne Hunter injects himself with tainted blood, but I don't think even he would put this stuff in his body.

  • @wolflilith5137
    @wolflilith5137 6 лет назад +3

    That last one reminds me of the game my friends used to 'play' at the self-serve soda machines. We called them 'suicide machines' when you mixed everything together and start drinking until you wanted to die.

  • @soulfragrance
    @soulfragrance 6 лет назад

    Seventeen minutes and fifty seconds of pure ashens no ads, *ouu what a night*

  • @JoLiKMC
    @JoLiKMC 6 лет назад +3

    15:10 - That's, actually, quite terrifying. Wow. The only time I've seen something look quite like that, it came from a sump pump.

  • @vjpearce
    @vjpearce 3 года назад +3

    That Pac-man drink reminds me of the old Blue Raspberryade Panda Pop. I used to like blending that with the Cherryade and getting an awesome purple colour. Nice tasting drink too.

  • @starrytwilight9540
    @starrytwilight9540 6 лет назад +11

    *sees new upload from Ashens*
    Me: Woah! Now upload?! This one-
    *sees it’s about out of date food*
    Me: Even better! We all missed these!

  • @plonkerboy900
    @plonkerboy900 6 лет назад +2

    When I went to Cyprus a few years ago, I bought a Monster energy drink, now these have a shelf life of about 2 years. I opened it and took a sip and it tasted a bit weirder than they normally do. I look at the expiration date and it was 6 months out of date. It must have been sat on that shelf for 2 and a half years

  • @MinoTheShow
    @MinoTheShow 6 лет назад +6

    Kickapoo Joy Juice is originally American, it’s based on the Lil’ Abner comic strip. They still make it here but it’s lacked any character art on the label for a few years (last time I can remember seeing the mascot on the label was 2012-ish)

  • @RihardsCorona
    @RihardsCorona 6 лет назад +1

    “Getting hints of... death?! ...well, I’m gonna try it..!” lol

  • @cathie4763
    @cathie4763 6 лет назад +14

    Nice seeing Cousin Dan in another video, hi if you ever read this Ryan x

    • @IanC14
      @IanC14 6 лет назад

      Yifferson XD he's on Barshens quite often.

    • @cathie4763
      @cathie4763 6 лет назад

      IanC14, that's where I'm most familiar with him, I just wish they'd do more videos together on this channel
      They have a good synergy

  • @TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld
    @TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld 6 лет назад +2

    "Joy Juice" sounds like a euphemism.

  • @InterstellarVulpine
    @InterstellarVulpine 6 лет назад +26

    Every single day, millions of (or just one, actually) RUclipsrs have to survive by eating expired or extremely cheap microwave food. With just 1 pound, you can help us bring more crap food for their suffering and our amusement.

  • @sfighter0085
    @sfighter0085 6 лет назад +2

    Wow, that concoction at the end look like either "Swamp Thing's" urine or Toxic Waste. LOL
    Fun video guys.

  • @TwodeeTwodimensional
    @TwodeeTwodimensional 6 лет назад +8

    Slowly everbody from Barshens shows up. I am totally ok with that.

  • @MrSomebodyStrange
    @MrSomebodyStrange 6 лет назад +1

    15:13
    The spirit of dark and lonely water has let himself go since the 70s

  • @C0nnie
    @C0nnie 6 лет назад +13

    love that bloodborne figure

  • @charlesdegaulle7558
    @charlesdegaulle7558 6 лет назад +1

    *"dehydrated weewee"*
    Thank you Ryan

  • @spacemarinebob
    @spacemarinebob 6 лет назад +6

    I had one of the hello Kitty drink when it was released - if I recall it was a rather tart cherry flavor - rather decent if I recall (if you liked cherry sodas)

  • @scotty_blocks
    @scotty_blocks 6 лет назад +1

    Irn Bru and lots of fizzy drinks in the UK have changed recipe due to the recently introduced tax designed to reduce sugar content. Lucozade used to have the slogan 'Powered by Glucose'. It is powered by artificial sweeteners with a bit of glucose now.

  • @michelleyong2366
    @michelleyong2366 6 лет назад +3

    Kickapoo was my childhood drink! It's not marketed as a energy drink, it's just a normal soft drink. it's not as popular as it used to be ever since more commercial drinks came into the market.

  • @getbackinthekitchen878
    @getbackinthekitchen878 6 лет назад +1

    I'm a simple guy: I see a new ashens video, I click on it.

  • @twocvbloke
    @twocvbloke 6 лет назад +22

    My god! Out of date food products?? Have I travelled back in time?? :O

    • @photonicpizza1466
      @photonicpizza1466 6 лет назад +14

      twocvbloke No, that'd make them not out of date

    • @PyroDaveProductions
      @PyroDaveProductions 6 лет назад +1

      Forwards*

    • @twocvbloke
      @twocvbloke 6 лет назад

      No, I'm pretty sure he did nasty food videos in the past, so would have to travel backwards through time to get a freshly uploaded video on out-of-date dodgy foodstuffs, after all, the future has not been written yet... :P

  • @kristydee4998
    @kristydee4998 6 лет назад +1

    These are my favorite series!!

  • @morgan32
    @morgan32 6 лет назад +2

    It's always a little alarming to be drinking an energy drink from a can, not knowing the color vs pouring it into a cup and figureing out you've been drinking what looks to be drain cleaner, but back when I used to drink cheap gas station energy drinks I swear I got one that looked about the same to the bog water one they had at the end.

  • @numbtee8478
    @numbtee8478 6 лет назад

    ...thank you for the Lucozade plug....I'm a fan since me dad introduced us...and I'm Canadian....and due to "importation" laws....I'm not allowed to drink it another day....since two-thousand and something....bugger!...it is truly very good for you....

  • @imaplateoftoast
    @imaplateoftoast 6 лет назад +45

    Uploaded 9 seconds ago , 1 view, no comments. Have I ascended?

  • @kamchatka1528
    @kamchatka1528 4 года назад

    The greatest crossover of all time

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 6 лет назад +176

    Why would you sip the 11year Off one? Are you okay, Stuart?

    • @oneblacksun
      @oneblacksun 6 лет назад +27

      Bryce Mckenzie It is only natural.

    • @jarydseess945
      @jarydseess945 6 лет назад +86

      Have you watched any of his videos? Lol

    • @magnatcleo2043
      @magnatcleo2043 6 лет назад +75

      After that piece of nearly 40 year old wedding cake, This is hardly an issue.

    • @michaelhall736
      @michaelhall736 6 лет назад +1

      Magnat Cleo He didn't actually eat it, though.

    • @KougajiCalling
      @KougajiCalling 6 лет назад +32

      He has eaten things that are way older than that... But if they seem to have gone off, or legitimately moldy, he doesn't try it.

  • @nensondubois
    @nensondubois 6 лет назад +1

    Oh man this is hilarious. How this man didn't die from some horrible sickness over the years never ceases to amaze me. One time I almost overdosed on caffeine in a library.
    Also, on an unrelated note, I'd like some Duff beer.

  • @WrecklessEating
    @WrecklessEating 6 лет назад +177

    Wish I could have joined ya for this one :^P

    • @wackstickles2
      @wackstickles2 6 лет назад +17

      WrecklessEating on an Ashens vid!? What is this sorcery!?

    • @ianmclean2894
      @ianmclean2894 6 лет назад +11

      WrecklessEating I thought you guys died

    • @electthelambda
      @electthelambda 6 лет назад +5

      I could've swore W.E. had the checc mark, hm. 🤔 welcome home

    • @rayfrmklz
      @rayfrmklz 6 лет назад +4

      You would have puked 100%

    • @Matt19matt19
      @Matt19matt19 6 лет назад +4

      Mortos DerSoulStealer no just their channel did.

  • @mistdyna
    @mistdyna 6 лет назад

    The Bloodborne Hunter in the back is just shaking his head at all this.

  • @GmodPlusWoW
    @GmodPlusWoW 6 лет назад +16

    The blue one seemed the most appealing of the lot. Energy drinks in their own right are probably more toxic than alcohol, due to how much sugar is ram-packed into them, but the Pac-Man berry-blue elixir seems like it would be the most appealing.
    But at least there was no artificial grape flavoured one. Authentic grape flavour is amazing for soda, but whatever they put in KA Grape is frankly monstrous. I'm not so sure about Bigga Grape either. In fact, rather than pursue fake grape, I'd go for the classic British "purple flavour", the humble blackcurrant.

    • @kommodore6691
      @kommodore6691 6 лет назад +10

      They have a similar amount of sugar as soda/pop and many juices have more sugar even natural ones.
      Energy drinks are fine they are the new thing to be scared about like that devil music rock and roll. Energy drinks are water, carbonation, sugar and caffeine. And coffee has more caffeine, they don't make you hyper or worse for your health than Coke or coffee.

    • @Hellraiser988
      @Hellraiser988 6 лет назад +1

      GmodPlusWoW fake grape flavoring is shit

    • @Hellraiser988
      @Hellraiser988 6 лет назад

      David Pellegrini caffeine isn't good for everyone

  • @TheGlitched64
    @TheGlitched64 3 месяца назад

    I still have that Sonic energy drink even today. It has gathered much more dust since previously. Happy to send it on, if you want a little nostalgic hit of something awful XD

  • @FeatherWait
    @FeatherWait 6 лет назад +18

    "It says 13/07. Could this be 11 years out of date?"
    No. There is no 13th month.
    It's probably Japanese dating. yy/mm/dd
    13 = 2013. July 2013.

    • @michael.d.
      @michael.d. 4 года назад

      there’s always the small but distinct possibility that it was 1/3/07, but I definitely agree, 13 should have immediately registered as a year rather than a month

  • @moeta486
    @moeta486 6 лет назад +1

    8:58 I remember buying the Pac-Man one along with a Mega Man one from Spencer's (a joke shop). I think I still have the cans laying around somewhere.

  • @wizzenberry
    @wizzenberry 6 лет назад +44

    Fun fact, ashens lives near me, near a small Tesco’s and a big Tesco’s, down the road from a police station in a place called sprowston, I saw him once when I had my old corsa and screamed at him

    • @GreatSageSunWukong
      @GreatSageSunWukong 6 лет назад +37

      With that kind of behaviour he probably doesn't live there anymore. Anyway are you sure it wasn't simon peg?

    • @wizzenberry
      @wizzenberry 6 лет назад

      Sun Wukong I dunno ahaha I was young man

    • @tanglelover
      @tanglelover 6 лет назад

      Trailers ‘N’ gameplay how long ago was this? That's fucking awesome

    • @oppop121
      @oppop121 6 лет назад

      Live round the corner from small Tescos on Wroxham road😂

    • @Vis0_7
      @Vis0_7 6 лет назад +11

      Trailers ‘N’ gameplay If that is true you are awful person for telling this to the people and you should feel bad. I have heard from lots of RUclipsrs that it is highly upsetting when ones personal information and life is exposed. Shame on you.

  • @ElysianAura
    @ElysianAura 6 лет назад

    Nothing beats the feeling of watching an Ashen's expired food video while eating expired food

  • @MareCat31
    @MareCat31 6 лет назад +8

    Uncle and nephew action time

  • @concavenator4181
    @concavenator4181 4 года назад +2

    Energy drinks are Elixir of life😍

  • @DeadwingDork
    @DeadwingDork 6 лет назад +4

    Is Ryan replacing Dan? Is Plinketto replacing BotW??

  • @chimpaflimp
    @chimpaflimp 6 лет назад +2

    New Irn Bru has that really grim twinge of aspartame at the back of it.

  • @setsers1
    @setsers1 6 лет назад +7

    9:09 Wait a second, I remember these being red!

    • @V0odOo
      @V0odOo 6 лет назад +1

      See the ingredients at 8:08
      Seems like they made different colored batches.

  • @dimscrawl4910
    @dimscrawl4910 6 лет назад +1

    "Hello Ryan!"
    >He knows my name.....

  • @Waynimations
    @Waynimations 6 лет назад +17

    Stay safe ashens

  • @IckleBloo
    @IckleBloo 6 лет назад

    Finally a food video, my soul has craved this for so long 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

  • @BradoldINC
    @BradoldINC 6 лет назад +8

    Insomniacs, rejoice!

  • @ExplosiveAction
    @ExplosiveAction 6 лет назад

    "Oh, fucking hell son!" the best phrase I've heard on this channel yet.

  • @TheGamingMuso
    @TheGamingMuso 6 лет назад +4

    I hear that an out of date energy drink allows you to see through time 🤔

    • @krashd
      @krashd 6 лет назад +3

      You can use them to jump start a guild navigator if there is no spice available. Handy for a little interplanetary hop.

    • @TheGamingMuso
      @TheGamingMuso 6 лет назад

      Rob Fraser still have to put up with those damn worms though!

  • @TheDrew4321
    @TheDrew4321 6 лет назад

    Thanks for drinking this tonight so I wouldn't have to watch it on my birthday tomorrow. Cheers.