20+ Year Old Pepsi, Lucozade and Beach Coke Zero | Ashens

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

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  • @elmikeomysterio5496
    @elmikeomysterio5496 4 года назад +1830

    Stuarts house seems to me as though each room is a different sitcom set.

    • @StarkRG
      @StarkRG 4 года назад +43

      Like, each one is a set from a different sitcom or just different sets within the same sitcom? I'm leaning more towards the former.

    • @elmikeomysterio5496
      @elmikeomysterio5496 4 года назад +22

      @@StarkRG different ones. Lol

    • @SQron188
      @SQron188 4 года назад +31

      "Bars & Hens"

    • @vc5183
      @vc5183 4 года назад +5

      What a cracking hair do too. Like a young Ron Atkinson.

    • @thatguyoverthere531
      @thatguyoverthere531 4 года назад +9

      Perhaps Ashens life is a sitcom?

  • @TheLadyLiddell
    @TheLadyLiddell 4 года назад +2575

    Imagine finding a 9 year old unopened can of coke on the beach and your first thought is "I should give this to Ashens."
    ...I would have thought the same thing.

    • @sirmugman
      @sirmugman 4 года назад +36

      watching urban vids i see stuff un-opened or pictures on the tumblt shiftythrifting and older cans n bottles of things i think "should send that to ashens" so yeah i'd be the same

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 4 года назад +16

      I usually think of Stuart by going to Dollarama, our equivalent to Poundland.

    • @sparky4878
      @sparky4878 4 года назад +12

      @Rikusgirl001 one day he may find a message inside. Some poor soul shipwrecked and only hope of salvation is a message in a bottle and praying it gets to Ashens for his natural curiosity to open it.

    • @PlatoonGoon
      @PlatoonGoon 4 года назад +10

      I have an old coke from the Olympics in rio. It's quite ripe I'm sure

    • @bryanmartinez6600
      @bryanmartinez6600 4 года назад +6

      Let's get this out onto a tray.

  • @Psianth
    @Psianth 4 года назад +1819

    No hiss. Let's get this Lucozade out onto a tray. Nice.

    • @Afuro-Ougi2
      @Afuro-Ougi2 4 года назад +72

      I salute you soldier. 👏

    • @bigtasty42069
      @bigtasty42069 4 года назад +44

      I think this is a reference

    • @sheo3316
      @sheo3316 4 года назад +92

      An excellent quote.

    • @gavinvink6142
      @gavinvink6142 4 года назад +78

      a man of culture

    • @gunfuego
      @gunfuego 4 года назад +4

      @@sheo3316 You mean a Cuality quote , cause you know, Chef Excellence profile pic 😉👍

  • @ElQwerty56
    @ElQwerty56 4 года назад +581

    When I first read "Beach Coke" I thought it was referring to some weird obscure Coke variation. But no, of course it had to be literally a Coke someone found on the beach and gave to Ashens.

    • @jak7826
      @jak7826 3 года назад +17

      Well i thought it said bleach so you had it better than me.

    • @tommyrasmussen2337
      @tommyrasmussen2337 3 года назад

      @@jak7826 LOL

    • @Montoya2005
      @Montoya2005 9 месяцев назад

      Hehe so original. You loser.

  • @monochromemiku7983
    @monochromemiku7983 4 года назад +1503

    I initially read the title as "Bleach Coke Zero" and just accepted that as something Ashens would taste test

    • @zararule427
      @zararule427 4 года назад +56

      With how they described the Lucozade they might as well have

    • @ActionJackson1982
      @ActionJackson1982 4 года назад +8

      Monochrome Miku same here

    • @04whim
      @04whim 4 года назад +13

      The reality is significantly worse.

    • @JLocke573
      @JLocke573 4 года назад +5

      If someone whipped it up, there's a good chance he would try it.

    • @ConkerTheCat
      @ConkerTheCat 4 года назад +6

      I read it the same damn way and saw nothing wrong with it. LOLL

  • @DarthChimera
    @DarthChimera 4 года назад +957

    "The surströmming was nicer..."
    If there ever was a damning indictment of something, my god.

    • @ghoulofmetal
      @ghoulofmetal 4 года назад +9

      Surströmming is good though ;)

    • @LordDragox412
      @LordDragox412 4 года назад +18

      @@ghoulofmetal It sure is, but most people who hate it don't know how to eat it right - they buy the whole fish, don't even gut it and then wonder why they spilled the content of their stomachs everywhere... :P

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 4 года назад +1

      Oof.

    • @Alex-fv2qs
      @Alex-fv2qs 4 года назад +29

      @@LordDragox412
      They ate it the right way

    • @LordDragox412
      @LordDragox412 4 года назад +2

      @@Alex-fv2qs I wasn't talking about them, but good for you. Here, have a Swedish Fish!

  • @silverbeach1557
    @silverbeach1557 4 года назад +177

    Barry has told that story about getting a mouthful of saltwater on a waterslide at least 5 separate times across the Bashens mythos.

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 5 месяцев назад +4

      He told it at least 10 times on barshens lmap

  • @fredhair
    @fredhair 4 года назад +26

    I met Ashens at the weekend and was not disappointed. I approached him as if he was a famous boyband member and I were a young teenage girl and proceeded to lose all the words from my head as he shook my hand ( I haven't washed it since! ). It was amazing and he is much bigger in person than I thought he'd be. I think I inadvertently called his videos crap and then left in a hurry before I made a fool of myself any further.

  • @liesalllies
    @liesalllies 4 года назад +513

    Me: I don't remember Beach Coke
    Me later: oh....oh........noooo......

    • @jackkreacherr9339
      @jackkreacherr9339 4 года назад +5

      lmao, yup

    • @Thomas_Bergel
      @Thomas_Bergel 4 года назад +5

      lies, all lies.
      Well i think that ashens outplayed himself there...

  • @draconomorphus413
    @draconomorphus413 4 года назад +257

    "There's a seahorse in my Coke!"
    -Barry Lewis 2020

  • @RFC3514
    @RFC3514 4 года назад +388

    23:00 - Looks like a bit of shell (hard to tell without any sense of scale or rigidity). Was probably on the outside of the can. Algae would have just died and dissolved inside, due to the lack of light and high acidity.
    BTW, worth pointing out that cans are only sealed mechanically (there is no glue or welding, the rim is just folded and crimped), so any deformation (which can happen just due to thermal cycling over time) can cause small gaps to develop, which will let the liquid evaporate or other liquids (ex., seawater) to get in. Metal bottle caps typically have a soft rubbery plastic insert that will maintain a decent seal against the glass even through thermal expansion, but plastic caps don't.

    • @sidbrun_
      @sidbrun_ 4 года назад +5

      This makes the most sense, thank you

    • @Porkey_Minch
      @Porkey_Minch 4 года назад +9

      Looks like we solved this mystery, gang.

    • @frankiedysart2981
      @frankiedysart2981 4 года назад +21

      Pretty sure that was mold. I got similar when I did my A Level chemistry coursework of turning beer into vinegar.

    • @RFC3514
      @RFC3514 4 года назад +15

      Yep, could definitely be mould too (as I said, it's hard to tell without any sense of scale or hardness), although I'd expect mould to look darker and greener. And most moulds can grow just fine in the dark (although they wouldn't grow underwater).

    • @Krytern
      @Krytern 4 года назад +1

      All the plastic caps I've seen have a soft rubbery insert though?

  • @Skorpeonismyrealname
    @Skorpeonismyrealname 4 года назад +324

    "20+ year old Pepsi"
    Hah. I bet it's going to be like, Pepsi Zero, or whatever that stuff was that came out in the 80s.
    "This is for the Phantom Menace!"
    ...oh.

  • @alastairward2774
    @alastairward2774 4 года назад +885

    Got that beaten, a *sealed* can of diet Coke from the 90s with *nothing* inside.
    Factory sealed, having had, for whatever reason, no drink poured inside. We've kept it as a thing of wonder, a gaseous time capsule.

    • @GrandDawggy
      @GrandDawggy 4 года назад +197

      You could open it and huff the 90s air.

    • @youtube.commentator
      @youtube.commentator 4 года назад +68

      @@GrandDawggy or just smell some jncos

    • @RFC3514
      @RFC3514 4 года назад +266

      True Coke Zero.

    • @laughingachilles
      @laughingachilles 4 года назад +130

      "Gaseous time capsule"? How do you know the pet name my wife gave me?

    • @ricksanchezsflask8794
      @ricksanchezsflask8794 4 года назад +79

      I can't believe they have it- Canned Air!

  • @oliverhaines1716
    @oliverhaines1716 4 года назад +360

    “Apparently I died when I was 12”
    “Most of us did...”
    Bro

  • @Rolphul
    @Rolphul 4 года назад +89

    "That's proper not right" words to live by

  • @Dvlx1
    @Dvlx1 4 года назад +757

    I'm still struggling to get my head around the fact that 2000 was 20 years ago

    • @renroxhrd
      @renroxhrd 4 года назад +14

      My birth year! I'll be 20 in the fall

    • @MagicRainbowGlitter
      @MagicRainbowGlitter 4 года назад +39

      Tell me about it, I was born in 94 but still feel about 17, time goes too fast

    • @MagicRainbowGlitter
      @MagicRainbowGlitter 4 года назад +1

      The Bloody Doctor well it’s good to know everyone’s feeling positive

    • @skuder491
      @skuder491 4 года назад +9

      I was born in 1999 and I'm still thinking that 2008 was like 3 years ago...
      Oh, I miss those times

    • @MagicRainbowGlitter
      @MagicRainbowGlitter 4 года назад +1

      The Bloody Doctor well, shit really has proper hit the fan in the space of a week. I guess you was right, fair play

  • @MrSkerpentine
    @MrSkerpentine 4 года назад +322

    I’m a simple man. I see Barshens together, I shart

  • @rodentoftheastrowaste1414
    @rodentoftheastrowaste1414 4 года назад +65

    19:24 "The Teardrop Explodes" Dear god, that's some proper 70's psychedelic pop reference from Stuart, there. Impressive. Julian Cope would be proud (well, more likely, he wouldn't care... he's too busy meeting aliens inside megalithic structures, you see...).

    • @troumer
      @troumer 4 года назад +4

      It's just like sleeping gas; it's so ethereal.

    • @CameronB773
      @CameronB773 2 года назад +1

      Out of his mind on dope and speed, more like

  • @llux
    @llux 4 года назад +292

    “it was only a few years ago... 10 years... 16 years... 20 and a half years”

    • @rileywalton7507
      @rileywalton7507 4 года назад +61

      It's bizarre to think that 1999 was 20 years ago because 1980 was also 20 years ago.

    • @ConkerTheCat
      @ConkerTheCat 4 года назад +10

      @@rileywalton7507 1980 was 40 years ago....im sorry.

    • @MsMormoopidae
      @MsMormoopidae 4 года назад +19

      Riley Walton 2007 was also three years ago!

    • @Tetrini
      @Tetrini 4 года назад

      @DroidTech i cant tell if you're joking

    • @maighstir3003
      @maighstir3003 4 года назад +18

      @@rileywalton7507 The 90's were - and will always be - about 10 years ago.

  • @daniellion5291
    @daniellion5291 4 года назад +46

    Metallicy hint of rot describes these pretty well. In 2003 I accidentally drank a full can of pepsi from the late 70s. I thought they were doing like throwback cans and I was a dumb kid. Was pretty sick afterwards.

    • @turokforever007
      @turokforever007 Год назад +3

      I drank a can of 30-year-old beer and no tastes of the can. But i can taste the can on a new coke or pepsi

  • @geoleo965
    @geoleo965 4 года назад +197

    Ah, yes...
    Nothing like a cold and refreshing sip of *carbonated rust* at the end of a rought day.

    • @jimbowers1693
      @jimbowers1693 4 года назад +7

      Its made of aluminium, which obviously does not rust. Just sayin

    • @mpf1947
      @mpf1947 4 года назад +4

      @@jimbowers1693 I would not trust the can with the pull-top to not also be made of steel.

    • @jimbowers1693
      @jimbowers1693 4 года назад

      @@mpf1947 outside chance

    • @geoleo965
      @geoleo965 4 года назад

      @@jimbowers1693 Are you sure about that? 'Cause it sure looked like it was, which also reminded me of Brad aka TheCinemaSnob who went through a similar situation like here.

  • @stephb4012
    @stephb4012 4 года назад +54

    From the title, I assumed "Beach Coke Zero" was some weird limited edition I'd never heard of...never imagined it would be that!!!

  • @altf4217
    @altf4217 4 года назад +172

    I once had an old can of Mountain Dew that's been sitting in my room for a while. At some point it got shot with a toy gun and got a small dent in it. Some time later I tried to pick it up and it had no weight to it. There was no visible leak on it anywhere and the fluid that was inside was never found, it was just ...empty...

    • @overweightactor
      @overweightactor 4 года назад +12

      ants

    • @AaronSmart.online
      @AaronSmart.online 4 года назад +70

      The dent fractured the can, and it evaporated over time. Good reason not to buy dented cans, because they can have hairline cracks not visible to the naked eye

    • @MGX93dot
      @MGX93dot 4 года назад +36

      @@AaronSmart.online This also applies to canned food. You could make yourself quite ill potentially.

    • @MrFlashpoint1978
      @MrFlashpoint1978 4 года назад +21

      Yeah, never buy a dented can. If its steel, it can rust inside as well, and you can wind up catching some very nasty stuff. Source: UK food hygiene standard level 1

    • @persomnus
      @persomnus 3 года назад +7

      when I was really little my mom thought it was hilarious to put a tiny hole in the bottom of a soda cans to drain out the soda, and then give it to me to watch the total confusion

  • @himselfe
    @himselfe Год назад +13

    It's probably not that the Beach Coke hadn't lost any of it's contents, but rather that it had been replenished with seawater and sewage during its voyage.

  • @THEremiXFACTOR
    @THEremiXFACTOR 4 года назад +90

    22:17
    Barry recounts the one incredible time he tasted sea water.

    • @lhaviland8602
      @lhaviland8602 4 года назад +6

      THAT'S
      MY
      FETISH

    • @vissenekku
      @vissenekku 4 года назад +8

      Haha! :D Maybe it's a sign I watch too much of these two when I've heard that story more times than I can count.

  • @epiendless1128
    @epiendless1128 4 года назад +114

    "Can I have Lucozade, please?"
    "No, it's expensive and you're not ill."
    Ah, childhood.
    When I first got a job, I had Lucozade _every day._

    • @somekindoflandcow
      @somekindoflandcow 4 года назад +18

      How many types of diabetes do you have now?

    • @johnjonjhonjonathanjohnson3559
      @johnjonjhonjonathanjohnson3559 3 года назад +1

      you were rewarded for being ill?

    • @Hellooooo-kq1hb
      @Hellooooo-kq1hb 3 года назад +4

      @@johnjonjhonjonathanjohnson3559 nah.
      Idk if it was just a British thing or not but people used to think Lucozade helped you feel better if you where ill.
      Doctors & nurses in hospitals would even give it to you sometimes aswell

    • @LieseFury
      @LieseFury 3 года назад +2

      @@Hellooooo-kq1hb Here in the US we typically give sports drinks (Gatorade, Powerade, Pedialite, etc) or clear sodas (Sprite, 7-Up, Sierra Mist, ginger ale) to sick people. I don't think hospitals provide them to patients but the vending machines probably have them.

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 3 года назад

      @@johnjonjhonjonathanjohnson3559 There is a Johnny Jhony missing there.

  • @DarkestVampire92
    @DarkestVampire92 4 года назад +88

    "Look how orange that is! It smells like varnish!"
    HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR ORANGE GLO

    • @dr.velious5411
      @dr.velious5411 4 года назад +7

      Except Orange Glo is probably safer to drink.

  • @etherealpenguin8683
    @etherealpenguin8683 2 года назад +26

    I've always loved the comparison of tonic water tasting like TV static, Lucozade original tastes like a TV channel you haven't tuned into properly.

  • @blobbem
    @blobbem 4 года назад +107

    Never good when you find a bit of white algae floating in your Coke.

    • @r4ndom7000
      @r4ndom7000 4 года назад +6

      we've all been there

  • @tinysmall9697
    @tinysmall9697 4 года назад +11

    "IT TASTES OF ILLNESS....."
    ASHENS 2020
    ~Best description ever~

  • @sparky4878
    @sparky4878 4 года назад +400

    “Safety” vodka, going to use that excuse next time I fancy a shot. Does “safety” gin work the same way?

    • @sparky4878
      @sparky4878 4 года назад +8

      FancyThatVA, thanks for the insight. Of course got to be the right safety Fever Tree with it.

    • @kingedwin
      @kingedwin 4 года назад +20

      Only if it's Chef Excellence-approved Tesco gin.

    • @jeyDsixx18
      @jeyDsixx18 4 года назад +6

      Safety beer is my emotional support animal

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 4 года назад +6

      @FancyThatVA Actually, the spice underlying gin would offer a secondary anti-bacterial effect, making it stronger.

    • @hayatobun
      @hayatobun 4 года назад +6

      fun fact: British soldiers were using gin to rinse the taste of antimalarial drink that contained quinine and thus the famous gin and tonic was invented

  • @TheClarkChannel
    @TheClarkChannel 4 года назад +42

    When Stuart's eyes water you know it must be brutal

  • @m.williams2619
    @m.williams2619 4 года назад +79

    Mother of pearl.. 5 minutes after an Ashens upload WITH BARRY LEWIS FOR AN EXPIRED DRINKS TASTE TEST?
    What joy you bring me from across the pond.
    Jokes aside, appreciate the content from the 2 of you.

  • @NGDemonSlayer12
    @NGDemonSlayer12 4 года назад +15

    7:02
    Best reaction to anything, ever.

  • @bananacopter
    @bananacopter 4 года назад +146

    "An exciting meal has been ruined by the presence of this... *LIQUID FILTH!"*

    • @Nintend00d
      @Nintend00d 4 года назад +3

      Damn that tune is stuck in my head again now!

    • @athenasrevenge93
      @athenasrevenge93 4 года назад +2

      I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought of this!

    • @cosmicjenny4508
      @cosmicjenny4508 4 года назад

      +bananacöpter That’s one for the archives! R.I.P. Donald Pleasance.

    • @OverseerXIII
      @OverseerXIII 4 года назад +1

      Oh god that takes me back

    • @midinotes
      @midinotes 8 месяцев назад

      Columbo quote eh?

  • @Plutonia001
    @Plutonia001 3 года назад +6

    As a kid I also found a 15 year old can of Pepsi in the basement. I made the mistake of taking a swig directly from the can, without pouring it out first to check. There were solid bits.

  • @rzeka
    @rzeka 4 года назад +74

    France adopted the euro on January 1st 1999, so I guess when that pepsi was made, not everybody had switched over yet.

    • @wizzardoo6228
      @wizzardoo6228 4 года назад +3

      Only in a non-physical form.

    • @tyrgoossens
      @tyrgoossens 4 года назад +9

      IIRC a lot of products/stores did continue to use both old currency and euro on packaging and such to help consumers determine what the price was because switching currencies can be pretty confusing.

    • @AaronSmart.online
      @AaronSmart.online 4 года назад +10

      Physical currency only became available in 2002. Between 1999 and then, the old currencies were still in circulation but with fixed exchange rates to the Euro.

    • @rzeka
      @rzeka 4 года назад +1

      @@AaronSmart.online Thank you for the info

  • @DeadwingDork
    @DeadwingDork 4 года назад +115

    I was wondering what "Beach Coke Zero" could possibly mean and I wasn't disappointed.

    • @archerymidnight3422
      @archerymidnight3422 4 года назад +1

      I didn't expect to see you here, Hook

    • @sentimentalmariner590
      @sentimentalmariner590 3 года назад +1

      Hey claw did mama Susan ban your streams again? Been a hot minute.

    • @EnSayne987
      @EnSayne987 Год назад +1

      Few days ago I watch one of your streams and now you're here, small youtube world

  • @ricksanchezsflask8794
    @ricksanchezsflask8794 4 года назад +62

    Giving birth to a Pepsi would have been a good ad back in the 90's. "The taste of a New Generation."

    • @anonamatron
      @anonamatron 4 года назад +4

      Tasting the new generation is pedophilia and I don't approve.

    • @ricksanchezsflask8794
      @ricksanchezsflask8794 4 года назад +1

      @@anonamatron Then I guess you should taste the feeling of Coca Cola.

    • @5roundsrapid263
      @5roundsrapid263 4 года назад +1

      anonamatron Michael Jackson was their spokesman, after all! Coke wasn’t much better, they had Bill Cosby.

  • @PeterTurbo4
    @PeterTurbo4 4 года назад +9

    >It tastes of sugar, metal, with a hint of soil
    So it tastes like regular Pepsi?

  • @NovaCascade
    @NovaCascade 4 года назад +77

    I'm like "Oh, Darth Maul Pepsi, jeez that's not that old..." then I realize Phantom Menace came out 20 years ago. Jesus, I feel old.

    • @anonamatron
      @anonamatron 4 года назад +3

      You old fart
      I don't think it feels very old either.....

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 4 года назад +5

      Now that's what I call pod racing!

    • @leecroft1983
      @leecroft1983 4 года назад +3

      Whatever any says about the prequels, I’d much rather watch those then the pointless trilogy we just got.

    • @davidwilson6577
      @davidwilson6577 4 года назад

      It's finally happened to us.
      Shite.

  • @neutronstarpilot4393
    @neutronstarpilot4393 4 года назад +7

    I was at the Lake district, and I put money in to a vending machine that seemed a little off the beaten path but whatever I was thirsty, out popped a Lucozade and a moth, and the Lucozade was two years past it's best before,
    I didn't realise that last bit until I finished the drink.

  • @j.m.74
    @j.m.74 4 года назад +93

    13:42 "no hiss"
    The influence of the almighty Steve1989 continues to grow, my brethren.
    We must not relent, rather continue spreading the good word, as the prophecy is upon us...
    Nice!

    • @user-yv2cz8oj1k
      @user-yv2cz8oj1k 4 года назад +5

      Let's get this onto a tray...

    • @eric3844
      @eric3844 4 года назад +3

      @@user-yv2cz8oj1k nice

    • @SpectrumAnalysis
      @SpectrumAnalysis 4 года назад +4

      This coke may kill me. Let's take another sip

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 5 месяцев назад

      when you open beer or soda you want hiss. When you open beans or soup you don't want a hiss.

  • @orochiokada
    @orochiokada 4 года назад

    Ashens is the best British comedian ever. He deserves better than RUclips. He deserves uhf glory! In pal!

  • @meeb5896
    @meeb5896 4 года назад +78

    Barry: goes to stuart’s house thinking he’s only trying soda
    Stuart: WELL ACTUALLY
    always lovely to see you two together, and a wonderfully horrifying taste test as always.

  • @Chronixal
    @Chronixal 4 года назад +8

    As a Devon lad myself "I'm going back to the Westcountry" is something that regularly goes through my mind when anywhere more northern than Bristol

    • @Julmaa87
      @Julmaa87 4 года назад

      I'm also from Devon :) Near Exeter.

  • @Sachzilla
    @Sachzilla 4 года назад +174

    Does a pug even have a "good end"?

    • @archgirl
      @archgirl 4 года назад +26

      Yeah, but it’s somewhere in the middle.

    • @Porkey_Minch
      @Porkey_Minch 4 года назад +22

      The end of its life.
      Sorry not sorry.

    • @leecroft1983
      @leecroft1983 4 года назад +1

      Oh my God, that did make me laugh 😂

    • @dentistguba
      @dentistguba 4 года назад +1

      Barry's Pug pees bleach apparently.

    • @rootsrock2394
      @rootsrock2394 4 года назад +2

      Either end looks the same

  • @TGD278
    @TGD278 Год назад +2

    7:03 best reaction to a can being opened

  • @laughingduck1000
    @laughingduck1000 4 года назад +152

    "I died when i was 12" - Barry Lewis, 2020

    • @Coombsy17
      @Coombsy17 4 года назад +7

      That is actually on his Wikipedia page

    • @foxi1694
      @foxi1694 4 года назад

      @@Coombsy17 really?

    • @thetankhunter100
      @thetankhunter100 4 года назад

      I literally heard it just when I saw your comment.

  • @AIOctober
    @AIOctober 4 года назад +4

    The juxtaposition of my emotions with the thirst-quenching nostalgia of seeing those Pepsi and Lucozade cans/bottles and the absolute sheer, uncompromising horror of what unfolded with the Beach Coke Zero is quite sensational.

  • @DaibaDesu
    @DaibaDesu 4 года назад +105

    Imagine opening that Dart Maul-Pepsi and "Duel of the Fates" starts playing

    • @user-yv2cz8oj1k
      @user-yv2cz8oj1k 4 года назад +5

      Dart Maul... as he approaches the okie, he only has double top to win. 🤣

    • @ArtyJerjerrod
      @ArtyJerjerrod 4 года назад

      L ooh, that’s a bad miss.

  • @riot_cats
    @riot_cats 2 года назад +1

    Man I'm just having a memory, 2 years later, I'm realizing around Episode 1, my mom bought a few 12 pks of those Pepsis. Had ones with Mace Windu, Yoda, the whole lot of Star Wars characters that old, southern US parents will be bewildered by 😂. Always good to come back to watch some good old Barshens

  • @crackedemerald4930
    @crackedemerald4930 4 года назад +123

    "sugary bleach"
    The internet: I'll buy your entire stock!

    • @nslouka90
      @nslouka90 4 года назад +4

      Cracked Emerald Lucozade sounded more like a 80s prog rock band

  • @benbarada2882
    @benbarada2882 2 года назад +6

    I remember being at the swimming club as a kid in ‘99 getting Pepsi products from the vending machine and seeing the different characters on the cans from the then upcoming Episode 1. Good times🤘

  • @radicaledward3783
    @radicaledward3783 4 года назад +80

    Stuart and barry: oh! This one seems like it's still got the right weight!
    Me: yeah, that's probably because half the coke has been replaced by seawater.
    Stuart and barry: ugh! That tastes like sea salt and coke!
    Me: what did you expect boys?

    • @eddie2913
      @eddie2913 4 года назад +3

      Nice profile pic.

    • @Skullomaniaaaa
      @Skullomaniaaaa 4 года назад +3

      I knew Pokemon has been waifu-baiting but that shit is wild. Which episode is that from?

    • @fugyfruit
      @fugyfruit 4 года назад +4

      @@Skullomaniaaaa really? It's obviously fan art

    • @radicaledward3783
      @radicaledward3783 4 года назад +2

      @@eddie2913 thanks, nice profile name.

    • @Porkey_Minch
      @Porkey_Minch 4 года назад +2

      @@radicaledward3783 You call yourself Radical Edward, but your pfp isn't even a 7ft tall ex-basketball-pro Hindu guru drag-queen alien. I'm disappointed.

  • @oneeyedpunk
    @oneeyedpunk 4 года назад +12

    About 12 or 13 years ago I was helping my father clear his friends basement and we found a sealed can of Budweiser from the 1980s

  • @mmitchell4578
    @mmitchell4578 4 года назад +18

    I really like the rain sound in the background. Anyone else? The sound of rain is very relaxing

    • @5roundsrapid263
      @5roundsrapid263 4 года назад

      Most people do.

    • @cmdfarsight
      @cmdfarsight 4 года назад

      It's outweighed by the totally non relaxing beverages they are drinking.

  • @punkindonutguy
    @punkindonutguy 4 года назад +2

    21:45 The gulping sound Stuart makes while drinking the Beach Coke is rather unsettling.

  • @DrNotnert
    @DrNotnert 4 года назад +47

    The sudden rain was God crying at you releasing the rancid Lucozade upon the world

  • @simondUK
    @simondUK 4 года назад +10

    "F-Max, the lightly refreshing fish-based drink" Now *that's* an obscure reference.

  • @aaronjackson1875
    @aaronjackson1875 4 года назад +14

    Haven’t seen a glass lucozade bottle for years! I definitely remember getting a bottle of lucozade if I was sick off school.

  • @ItsJustTrevor
    @ItsJustTrevor 9 месяцев назад +1

    21:45 The way that gulp sounded was absolutely terrifying...

  • @leemcf4
    @leemcf4 4 года назад +40

    And this is how the Pepsivirus began

  • @bananieldiamonds1921
    @bananieldiamonds1921 Год назад +1

    I miss Barshens. You two plus Eli and Ganon was the perfect mix of cheeky obsessive, and angry. the perfect mix of British Humour

  • @LeafseasonMagbag
    @LeafseasonMagbag 4 года назад +162

    THIS VIDEO IS A LIE
    Everyone knows that Ashens is really a pair of arms attached to a video camera!
    This man is an IMPOSTER

    • @toiletsinjapan9933
      @toiletsinjapan9933 4 года назад +23

      No, ashens is the couch talking into the camera. The hands are just to fool the hu-mans

    • @maddiful
      @maddiful 4 года назад +1

      Leafseason Magbag we must dispose of this IMPOSTER!

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 4 года назад +1

      Literally the second video he ever made he appered in full. Please sod off and come up with better jokes.

    • @toiletsinjapan9933
      @toiletsinjapan9933 4 года назад +4

      @@AgentTasmania And what about all the videos where he appears as a couch? Because he's a couch.

    • @gungaloscrungalo8925
      @gungaloscrungalo8925 4 года назад +5

      @@AgentTasmania Fucking hell, remind me never to invite you to any parties.

  • @samholdsworth420
    @samholdsworth420 5 месяцев назад +1

    22:20 😂
    Barrys legendary Tenerife story

  • @MyBlogsTV
    @MyBlogsTV 4 года назад +44

    "safety" vodka, sounds like standard ashens procedure

    • @Fishbolls
      @Fishbolls 4 года назад +4

      Also big Clive

    • @MyBlogsTV
      @MyBlogsTV 4 года назад +2

      raY is that before or after the 240v warmup

    • @edbadyt
      @edbadyt 4 года назад +1

      He sometimes has safety gin.

  • @MazeFrame
    @MazeFrame 4 года назад +8

    You get the feeling Stuart works as a drug tester or food inspector for a day job. "Let's taste this random stuff that may kill me"
    mad lad

  • @LlamaFluff
    @LlamaFluff 4 года назад +24

    Ashens’ "Shit" when it fizzed was brilliant

  • @theangryintern
    @theangryintern 4 года назад +13

    Those Arabic Coke cans we always called "Jesus Coke" on the ship as the Arabic writing kinda looks like it says Jesus. We would always get the Jesus Cokes when we transitioned to the Persian Gulf.

  • @sparky4878
    @sparky4878 4 года назад +30

    How has it taken me so long to discover this channel? Been having to binge watch to catch up. Now to rummage through the cupboards, must be something dangerously out of date lurking back there.

    • @hexyko4850
      @hexyko4850 4 года назад

      Welcome
      It took me ages to start watching Ashens and Barry too
      But it's worth it

    • @anonamatron
      @anonamatron 4 года назад

      You bozo, this is a Popstation channel, not an old food channel.

  • @connorharlan1187
    @connorharlan1187 4 года назад +2

    Stuart and Barry really have great on camera chemistry!

  • @GidenUltimus
    @GidenUltimus 4 года назад +10

    been excited for this one since barry mentioned it

  • @cBearTV-
    @cBearTV- 4 года назад +2

    I love how they try to keep the conversation going as long as possible in order to delay the inevitable! 🤣

  • @Franklinsbrother
    @Franklinsbrother 4 года назад +11

    "There's a Sea Horse in my Coke" T-Shirt Slogan!

  • @Nucky420
    @Nucky420 4 года назад +1

    The fact that the premise of the video is oh look at how old this is, followed by darth mauls face makes me cry inside. I saw that movie when I was 8 years old.

  • @HRHooChicken
    @HRHooChicken 3 года назад +4

    We found an unopened mini can of tonic in my nan's fridge which was completely empty. It'd been there so long all the liquid and oozed out. The same happens with plastic. Stuff in glass bottles tends to stick around longer

  • @PedroBenolielBonito
    @PedroBenolielBonito 4 года назад

    'There's a seahorse in my drink' is not a combination of words I thought I'd ever hear.
    Barshens: providing new Internet experiences since the late 2010s.

  • @nightfallgloam
    @nightfallgloam 4 года назад +13

    Oh man I remember that old Pepsi logo... Kinda miss it.

    • @anonamatron
      @anonamatron 4 года назад +2

      You can have gay buttsex with it then

  • @AlisonBryen
    @AlisonBryen 3 года назад +1

    I was part of the generation that was given lucozade (out of a glass bottle from the chemist) when I'd had a stomach bug/flu etc. It says on the bottle these days that you shouldn't replace lost fluids through illness with Lucozade.
    So yay thanks to my parents for that great medical care!

  • @Dissociare
    @Dissociare 4 года назад +7

    Ashens taste testing with background rain ASMR

  • @RobbieRobot.
    @RobbieRobot. 4 года назад +2

    Mate, I am so addicted to this channel XD

  • @ultimateaquiles
    @ultimateaquiles 4 года назад +4

    "That can is older than both my children combined" I died lmao

  • @lemeres2478
    @lemeres2478 4 года назад +1

    18:48 My guess is that they are canned locally, since it has specialized printing in the local language. And that then brings up the issue of "will the local companies bother to spend the money for the new ring pull machines?"

  • @FuneraryDirge
    @FuneraryDirge 4 года назад +4

    Barry and ashens: *sniff something from the sea*
    "this smells like the sea!"
    WELL IMAGINE MY SHOCK

  • @donkfail1
    @donkfail1 4 года назад +1

    So this is how the superstars of RUclips live, drinking their vintage French Pepsi out of champagne flutes.

  • @emdiar6588
    @emdiar6588 3 года назад +6

    I'd be interested in a laboratory run chemical analysis of so many of these drinks. I imagine all sorts of stuff has been going on at a molecular level since the 'use-by' date flew by.

  • @koenvandamme6901
    @koenvandamme6901 4 года назад +1

    Well, nice knowing you guys.

  • @EquilibriumST
    @EquilibriumST 4 года назад +10

    God I miss Barshens

  • @neoqueto
    @neoqueto 4 года назад +1

    9:32 that wood pigeon tried to warn Barry...

  • @lezaanvanwyk9202
    @lezaanvanwyk9202 4 года назад +5

    "The vodka is here for swilling out my mouth"
    *Sure guys.... Sure...* 🤣

  • @samiraperi467
    @samiraperi467 Год назад +1

    "Hint: It's not exactly a taste sensation." Even a horrible sensation is a sensation.

  • @mechaman7818
    @mechaman7818 4 года назад +5

    04:06 The look of someone who realizes they 'dun goofed and are now hoping they don't have coke cancer.

  • @risingsun101ch
    @risingsun101ch 4 года назад +2

    I love how every taste test video is potentially the last video you will ever make 😂

  • @chamoo232
    @chamoo232 4 года назад +13

    Why didn't they bring back the Fizz It device and try to re-carbonate that old cola?!

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan 4 года назад +2

      chamoo232 - Good idea! Stick it in the old Sodastream.

    • @anonamatron
      @anonamatron 4 года назад +2

      @@AtheistOrphan semen stream

    • @anonamatron
      @anonamatron 4 года назад +1

      @D'niro Gavin You're right... more like a Semen Spurt

  • @Jonathan-dp5rk
    @Jonathan-dp5rk 4 года назад

    When Stuart and Barry get drunk this was funny made me laugh thanks guys..

  • @pokeprime94
    @pokeprime94 3 года назад +4

    I LOVED the lemon lucosade, it was AMAZING and very sadly went away about 6 or 10 years years ago, and I’ve missed it every day since like a drug addict (I’m not that bad, but i seriously miss it and I’d do anything to taste it again)

  • @Blue.Diesel
    @Blue.Diesel 4 года назад

    4:07 The look in Ashens face when he is presented with that fact. Priceless

  • @goodolddoug889
    @goodolddoug889 4 года назад +12

    Well, looks like you'll have red tide poisoning. Nice knowing you chaps.

  • @NyxDiscordia33
    @NyxDiscordia33 4 года назад +2

    It really fucks me up to realize that ~20 years ago is when THE PHANTOM MENACE came out.
    20 years sounds like such a long time, like it'd be back in the 80's or 90's; a distant, far off bizarro world of neon and pogs, but in actuality I was sitting at home playing Gamecube.
    That's...
    Wow.