This is one of the few times I'm okay with "folksy" attempts to spell out accents - "Y'all get yer fixins!" sounds jovial and grandfatherly, while "You'll all get your fixings" sounds vaguely threatening.
Very comedic comment I actually laughed at it. Maybe because its 3:30 in the bloody morning and im slightly high off of cold medication and sleep deprivation. Or maybe its actually funny.
I'm assuming that in America, the phrase "get really pissed" has different connotations than it does here in the UK... never before have I seen a fizzy drink so enthusiastically ordering me to become extremely intoxicated.
If you want to clean drains, may I recommend LIDL own brand cola? Doesn't taste anything like cola. Doesn't smell like cola. Doesn't really resemble it in any way except being fizzy and brown. But for about 12 pence for 2 litres, it's one of the most cost effective drain cleaners you can get. Carbonated phosphoric acid works quite well.
Yeah get them all them every now and then it's just when I have one I tend to have a few for the next hour or so haha just it's better when I have something to focus on thanks for careing tho
There is nothing going on they literally come out of no were 😊 only get them once every few mont there common with people it there teens as we'll thank you though
I've watched this video probably a million times but I still periodically come back to it because it's so entertaining. It's so weird how almost all of Ashens' videos have this quality
Rowdy Roddy Piper was a Canadian wrestler who portrayed a Scottish heel (bad guy) character. He wore a kilt to the ring and his entrance theme was a random song played with bagpipes.
Here in Washington at the Seattle Seahawks stadium they have Jones Soda: Grass Flavor.... it tastes just like grass, it's terrifying. It's the same company that makes one of the best green apple sodas in the world and also a thanksgiving dinner themed flavor selection with "turkey", "mashed potatoes", "stuffing", and "sweet potato"
What the hell is there business model? "Please buy our horrible beverages. We have a specific skill set, but are compelled to make becerages even though we're incapable of making delicious flavours, we're remarkabley good at horrible! (tm)"
hahaha, it's totally a gimmick, but at least it's funny. Their research using weird flavors helps them get better flavors for their normal drinks, so I think it's cool. No HFCS either, only cane sugar, which is always a plus. Pook365 Their business model is sort of like Jelly Belly with their Harry Potter Bertie Bot's jellybeans, yes there are gross ones, but as jokes, along with actually good tasting ones. So it's not horrible, just horrible tasting, like a parlor trick. They don't expect to make a decent profit from their gimmicks, though their cream soda and green apple soda I would replace my blood with :)
Here's a picture of their normal flavors. (Not a virus, it's a google image from a Jones fan website on Squarespace) static1.squarespace.com/static/54b1cf3ee4b0aed39c447505/54e424b1e4b0ff313686330b/54e424c4e4b02a415879ec41/1424237764977/JONES-REBRAND-1.jpg?format=2500w
LeviathanRX, it depends on which market niche you're trying to sell... Mass market brands, like Nesquik are not a whole lot different around the world (you can always have a better choco fix if you're willing to spend enough...).
I found the corn one oddly fitting because most American sodas use corn syrup instead of normal sugar. I had a friend that always called soda "carbonated corn water". Granted they don't use sweet corn for the syrup, but, close enough.
@@dianeg9441 It's an ooold joke that's been around as long as Ashens has been showing his face to his fans. He looks like Simon Pegg, so we pretend he is. There's a throwaway bit in Quest for the Game Child where someone gives him some motivation to finish his quest and then calls her friends to brag that she just met Simon Pegg.
Dude i dont see how those cobras are marketed as "indoor" fireworworks, I lit one of those sad things on my patio and there is a permanent black mark where it grew into a turd.
The first time I watched these classic Ashens videos, I was but a youth. Now, I'm rewatching them to keep me company while I tend to my infant daughter. Much love to you, Mr. Ashens.
Oh, I remember seeing Lester's Fixins at Rocket Fizz. I think they're still around. (Obviously, "Rocket Piss" comes from Rocket Fizz directly. Remember, people, that while "pissed" means "drunk" in the UK, it means "angry" in the US.) For that matter, every single soda in this video comes from Rocket Fizz. It's a chain of soda pop stores that also makes its own carbonated beverages. Lester's Fixins is one of their lines of bizarre sodas, which are hit-or-miss. Jones Soda can make a good bubble gum soda, if you ask me.
Think this every time you have to go to sleep but ashens uploads a new video. While watching ashens prevents sleeping, sleeping prevents watching ashens.
There's a soda company here in America called Jones Soda, and every year (Or at least in previous years, I'm not sure if they still do it) they make a "Thanskgiving Dinner Soda Sampler" with like, turkey, mashed potato, cranberry sauce, stuffing, and pumpkin pie sodas.
The only one of those that has ever sounded good was pumpkin pie. Their normal stuff is good though, hell, they are a local thing from where I live and I remember meeting the owner of the company in a small ass country store one day when he was trying to sell the stuff. Green apple was the best.
***** I don't think they're a local sorta company but they are definitely much smaller scale than Coke or Pepsi. The cranberry sauce one actually was pretty good if you like cranberries. But yeah, other than pumpkin pie they weren't very good. Though the point was more "look at and try this weird ass soda hahaha" than them actually being something you should enjoy drinking.
I've been to a shop in the US called, "Rocket Fizz" and they had all these sodas and their own branded sodas. The ones that caught my eye the most were "dark chocolate" "jalapeño" and "martian poop" sodas.
Ashens, if you hate cream soda, you can try mixing some milk in. Over this end of the world, we have something called Cream Soda & Milk, in which the two items are mixed together (milk first) in a 1:1 ratio, or depending on the taste. You want something creamier and smoother add more milk, you want more sweetness then add more cream soda. You hate cream soda but I hope you don't hate milk. For people who hate milk it helps to choke down the milk, for people who hate cream soda... Why not try it? :P
When the first bottle came up, I immediately started hoping that you guys would cover Sweet Corn Soda, and I was so happy when that neon-yellow bottle showed up. My friends and I went to this one novelty soda shop during one of our vacations, and we got all kinds of silly sodas (bacon, buffalo wings, sour cream and onions, ranch dressing, etc.). The worst of them all was the one that sounded the most innocent; Sweet Corn.
Looks like Lester does Bacon, Buffalo Wing, Peanut Butter & Jelly, Pumpkin Pie, Ranch Dressing and Sweet Corn sodas... ...tbh I'm curious about the PB&J one but the others all sound like bottled death.
I've bought a "Stalin-aide" soda. Stalin was in the front. It just tasted like nestled fruit Popsicles that come in those cheap plastic sleeves. You push up the Popsicle by squeezing the bottom of the sleeve. Know what I'm talking about?
corn syrup is basically a suger made from corn, so it doesn't taste like it, so much as it tastes like suger. Its also, oddly, not any worse for you then suger, since they both get broken down the same way.
Waskomsause Except it's super concentrated, extremely sweet sugar that, in high-fructose form, sticks to your teeth in a weird way when you eat or drink something with that in it. Also, it's always great to see something that starts off with "high fructose corn syrup, corn syrup, sodium benzoate [or something]"
Challenge: do this again with different weird drinks, but at the end, whoever has more liquid in their mixed cup (I.e. The person who didn't drink as much as the other) has to drink their mixed cup entirely.
Lester looks like some hannibal esque serial killer. Like waking up in a dark basement and hearing "Yer gonna get yer fixins'.." Maybe that soda is his form of torture. xD
Ha! Ya, it would glow blue too! (The quinine in tonic water glows blue under UV.) I don't know if that effect would transfer to pee, but a simple experiment would could tell for sure. Have your bodily functions ever been guaranteed to amaze a crowd AND send you to jail? The marketing just writes itself! "Rocket Piss, the soda that helps dangerously anti-social people get the media attention they crave, just grab a bottle and head to a night club!" The blown minds wouldn't end there. How often does a judge and jury hear the testimony of a sex-crime victim that used the word "whimsical" in the description of the incident?
The line from the film was actually the other way around. "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.". Duke Nukem flipped that around to kicking ass and chewing gum. I know, I know. It's fairly useless trivia. But hey! Now you know. And knowing is half the battle.
Jam is the fruit stuff you spread on toast, jelly is the wobbly awesome stuff no one is to old to eat. Silly America being wrong and thus time you've bullied Canada into being wrong to! :p
Pook365 same to you man! I understand chips being crisps but how on earth are fries chips? Pants are underwear? Bonnets are hoods? British english makes for good humor but your word usage is funny at best.
IamMatthew That has always fascinated me... I learned that basically everything the US flavors as grape, if the UK has the same product it is flavored as blackcurrant. I literally have no idea how blackcurrant (or the artificial flavoring variant...) even tastes! I'd love to try it though.
I've got a suspicion Stuart may already have a bottle of the (Tesco "private label" gin) stuff... One of his videos had the Chef Excellent puppet get drunk on it.
Honestly, posting in the middle of the night is a good way to get people to unsubscribe when they're trying to fucking sleep and their phone goes off with a new video
MizuhoChan Yeah! Unsubscribe for your own inaptitude to configure your phone! Btw: it's always somewhere in the middle of the night. Welcome to the internet.
what is that "nestle superquick instant drinking chocolate" that you have strategically placed on your counter?? it looks and sounds like the first commercial chocolate drink to hit the market... and it looks like it would taste chalky with a slight hint of chocolate. >=P
If only the PO box wasn't closed, I would send in this apple and jalapeno soda I found, it's actually pretty good and has a very slight amount of heat to it.
We have a small, local, soda company here in Connecticut but I'll be damned if I can remember the company name, but they're famous here, and they make soda with cane sugar and natural flavors and they put out limited edition oddball flavored sodas each year and the amazing thing is that they always nail the flavor they're going for perfectly. They have a "Turkey dinner" one that they do for thanksgiving that really tastes like turkey, gravy, and cranberry and their Peanut Butter and Jelly actually DOES taste like peanut butter and jelly.
"Peanut butter and jelly" always means "peanut butter and grape flavored jelly" and there is a difference between jelly and jam. ...I mean, in the US, which seems to be where those drinks (mostly) came from
Just looked at their website and found that 'lester's fixins' also make bacon, bacon with chocolate, pumpkin pie, coffee and ranch dressing flavours as well. What a weird company...
The second soda, the "Rocket Piss" soda is almost a perfect coincidence, because where I live, there is a candy store called "Rocket Fizz". Too bad they don't sell that rocket piss soda.
The Lester's Fixins brand also has ranch dressing soda, and bacon, and some other horrible flavors. And now I've spent a while on the ole Google looking for other weird flavors, like grass and dirt.
its grape jam, in america (which is where im SURE that soda came from) when something is being referred to as just jelly, especially in the company of peanut butter, its almost assuredly grape jam. idk why we call jam jelly, but we do
Wrong...grape jelly is used most often with peanut butter to make a pb&j sandwich. I don't know where you get the idea that jelly is jam? they're two completely different things.
+DeathRow pretty much. It's weird though. Sometimes it's quite vague and jelly gets used as a sort of umbrella term(?). I honestly don't even get it completely as an American.
To my understanding, as an American, jelly is just gelatinized fruit juice, where as jam actually has fruit pulp in it. Anyway, grape jelly is the shit, and no other forms of preserves need to exist.
Tonic water is for mixing with other alcoholic drinks. It contains an Indian fruit that makes it bitter on its own. Whereas cream soda tastes just fine on its own.
Lester is an angry old man, bottling drinks he mixed in his bath tub, incessantly muttering "I'll fix ya... I'll fix ya..."
I'm also picturing that clip of michael rosen making stabbing motions and saying 'this'll pay him back'
The original Belle Delfine Gamer Girl Bathwater...
Old Fart Bathwater
_"I'll fix _*_all_*_ of them, they'll see..."_
"Cop THIS, yer bastards!"
"goaan av somathis!"
I can imagine Lester waking up suddenly from a fever dream in a cold sweat and shouting "Margret! Get me a fucking notepad, quick!"
This is one of the few times I'm okay with "folksy" attempts to spell out accents - "Y'all get yer fixins!" sounds jovial and grandfatherly, while "You'll all get your fixings" sounds vaguely threatening.
Very comedic comment I actually laughed at it. Maybe because its 3:30 in the bloody morning and im slightly high off of cold medication and sleep deprivation. Or maybe its actually funny.
+Fors Clavigera Saw 7: They'll *all* get their fixings.
I think either would sound friendly in the American accent intended, whereas both would sound sinister if said in a cockney accent.
It's like going to gran's house and being force fed
does that occur in countries other than America?
Isn't 'y'all' short for 'you all' not 'you'll all' though?
Oh, I get what's going on with the Rocket Piss. Tonic water glows under a blacklight. They're pretending "under UV light" counts as "in the dark."
and that's why it has quinine in it
it works if you leave it out in the sun
I'm assuming that in America, the phrase "get really pissed" has different connotations than it does here in the UK... never before have I seen a fizzy drink so enthusiastically ordering me to become extremely intoxicated.
sporkafife In the US it means to get angry.
+Jared Carlson in england it means the same thing but it can also mean get really drunk, depends how it's used
RaiZe Official same with US. That term has multiple definitions that arent country exclusive.
sporkafife The American phrase is really "pissed off", but I guess people started dropping the "off".
We have the phrase "piss drunk."
"Y'all get yer fixins!" sounds like some sort of threat
*shakes fist* "You win this round, Ashens- but just you wait, y'all get yer fixins!"
"Stop sniffing my bottle!" "I'm getting my fixins"
***** Sounds like something the TF2 Engineer would say.
Sounds like something that Fire Marshall Bill would say.
***** I was just about to say the exact same thing...
Lester's Fixins has a couple more types of soda.
Bacon, pumpkin pie, and ranch dressing.
Ranch dressing sounds ABSOLUTELY disgusting!
Also sweet corn and black coffee flavored
Yep, pumpkin pie sounds tempting... and I'd be willing to try bacon. But ranch dressing? One has to draw the line somewhere.
Heliophanus ranch to go with the wings :p
In Georgetown,Texas you can try them all at a shop called Sweet Tooth.
My dad actually got the corn one, but hasn't drank it yet.
Get your crucifixens.
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
If you want to clean drains, may I recommend LIDL own brand cola?
Doesn't taste anything like cola. Doesn't smell like cola. Doesn't really resemble it in any way except being fizzy and brown.
But for about 12 pence for 2 litres, it's one of the most cost effective drain cleaners you can get.
Carbonated phosphoric acid works quite well.
DGneoseeker1 gonna go buy some now then
Rhys Reene Gaming I'd say that the cola ones are not that bad, but the orange drinks are bloody awful.
DGneoseeker1 can I also recommend for cleaning drains Tescos own diet cola
but i like lidl cola :( much better than almost anything
Well, may I suggest you'll like drain cleaner too. I may suggest that, but I'll advise against it.
You don't like cream soda.
But you like tonic water.
Each to their own
Will Alexander Are you that person from that pony chat I'm in?
***** I don't get why that's a big deal. I don't like Cream Soda ether.
Romaji i swear you are familiar
Nope. You've got the wrong person
I have to say, the colours of those drinks in those glass bottles look absolutely lush, it's a shame about the flavours really
Grey The Floydian Sergal something tells me your typing with a fake British accent
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@@Seymour-Butts_666 or he's from Barry (Wales), they say lush a lot
@@smoothie9931 lush is just one of those words you HEAR but very rarely see typed/written.
I'd have definitely scanned them with a Geiger counter, I don't think they'd go out of date though, with a 10,000 year half life. 😁
This is a blessing iv been having panic attacks for the past hour now I have something to try concentrate on ashens you legend
You alright dude?
Are you okay mate?
Yeah get them all them every now and then it's just when I have one I tend to have a few for the next hour or so haha just it's better when I have something to focus on thanks for careing tho
If there's something going on you can talk to me
There is nothing going on they literally come out of no were 😊 only get them once every few mont there common with people it there teens as we'll thank you though
"What did you do this weekend, Ryan?" "I drank piss with my uncle Stuart."
I've watched this video probably a million times but I still periodically come back to it because it's so entertaining. It's so weird how almost all of Ashens' videos have this quality
Rowdy Roddy Piper was a Canadian wrestler who portrayed a Scottish heel (bad guy) character. He wore a kilt to the ring and his entrance theme was a random song played with bagpipes.
RIP Hot Rod. One of the most entertaining wrestlers ever.
I never really thought of him as playing the heel. But he wasn't quite a face either.
Cousin Dan, the Origins.
Belvie He actually first appeared in some Q&A thing in the very early years.
Here in Washington at the Seattle Seahawks stadium they have Jones Soda: Grass Flavor.... it tastes just like grass, it's terrifying. It's the same company that makes one of the best green apple sodas in the world and also a thanksgiving dinner themed flavor selection with "turkey", "mashed potatoes", "stuffing", and "sweet potato"
What the hell is there business model?
"Please buy our horrible beverages. We have a specific skill set, but are compelled to make becerages even though we're incapable of making delicious flavours, we're remarkabley good at horrible! (tm)"
Pook365 If you actually knew what Jones soda is (or just read the entire fucking comment) you'd know they also have great, normal soda-y flavors.
hahaha, it's totally a gimmick, but at least it's funny. Their research using weird flavors helps them get better flavors for their normal drinks, so I think it's cool. No HFCS either, only cane sugar, which is always a plus.
Pook365 Their business model is sort of like Jelly Belly with their Harry Potter Bertie Bot's jellybeans, yes there are gross ones, but as jokes, along with actually good tasting ones.
So it's not horrible, just horrible tasting, like a parlor trick. They don't expect to make a decent profit from their gimmicks, though their cream soda and green apple soda I would replace my blood with :)
Here's a picture of their normal flavors.
(Not a virus, it's a google image from a Jones fan website on Squarespace)
static1.squarespace.com/static/54b1cf3ee4b0aed39c447505/54e424b1e4b0ff313686330b/54e424c4e4b02a415879ec41/1424237764977/JONES-REBRAND-1.jpg?format=2500w
speedevil22 Ive heard of Jones soda, everything is just horrible weird flavors
"Tastes sweet and vaguely bubblegummy"
Not bad considering that's exactly what bubblegum tastes like.
It's technically tutti frutti...
Tastes just like cream soda... and bitter? What kind of cream soda have you been having?
IXRollOutIX It's bitter because it has Quinine in it. Makes it glow.
Devon Riley most people forget how important glowiness is in their diet
Quinine is bitter... derp
That Glow In The Dark drink is actually referring to what happens to the drinker after finishing the bottle.
Everyone: Discussing various usages of the word pissed
Me: Is that a Babylon 5 action figure!?
It's Londo Molari. He'd have loved those drinks I imagine.
Great video, crazy drinks. R.I.P. Rowdy Roddy Piper
@Samson Themighty I don’t think you get what he means
"Superquik Instant Drinking Chocolate"
Ah.
Like Nesquik but more um British I guess, and generic.
+LeviathanRX No it's actually made by nestle, look at the packet.
So it is British Nesquik from a while ago ('70s maybe?)...
syxepop
I don't think it's old, just retro style packaging to make it look more refined
unlike that drek the Americans drink
LeviathanRX, it depends on which market niche you're trying to sell... Mass market brands, like Nesquik are not a whole lot different around the world (you can always have a better choco fix if you're willing to spend enough...).
_"It opens a portal to the shit dimension."_
I'm using that one
I've just recently finished vomiting and the thought of soda that tastes like buffalo wings made me heave some more. Thanks Ashens!
But but but ... buffaloes don't have wings!!!
Brekner Catalin And there aren't any Buffaloes in north america. :P
***** wat.
DressedWings There are no species of buffalo in north america
***** Bison are in the same family as Buffalo, so I'll allow it.
DressedWings Bovidae
Along with Sheep and goats and many other animals.
TBH it's like comparing Pythons and Boas
I found the corn one oddly fitting because most American sodas use corn syrup instead of normal sugar. I had a friend that always called soda "carbonated corn water". Granted they don't use sweet corn for the syrup, but, close enough.
The best part is the fact that the company that makes it uses 100% cane sugar
You drink aspartame don’t yo
The Bitterscotch would have glowed if you put it under Black Light assuming it has quinine in it to make it bitter.
Yeah, the tonic water in it would make it glow.
Stuart, I loved you in Shaun of the Dead!
I only realised that
When was he in Shaun of the dead as who
@@dianeg9441 It's an ooold joke that's been around as long as Ashens has been showing his face to his fans. He looks like Simon Pegg, so we pretend he is. There's a throwaway bit in Quest for the Game Child where someone gives him some motivation to finish his quest and then calls her friends to brag that she just met Simon Pegg.
Dude i dont see how those cobras are marketed as "indoor" fireworworks, I lit one of those sad things on my patio and there is a permanent black mark where it grew into a turd.
I dig the super antique Nestle's instant drinking chocolate back there.
"Y'all get your fixins!" American cuisine summed up in one sentence.
The first time I watched these classic Ashens videos, I was but a youth. Now, I'm rewatching them to keep me company while I tend to my infant daughter. Much love to you, Mr. Ashens.
Hey Ashens how old is that Nestle Superquik instant hot chocolate standing on your counter? and Are you going to be testing it out sometime?
I'm american so.....
It's not the middle of the night here
Haha
Somethings really should just not be a drink. Aha. Another awesome video ashens! :)
It's like that Simpsons joke from Homer Goes to College.
Aha is pretty good though
if the bubble gum one doesn't have "drink this" in black bold font on the white, back of the label then i'm very disappointed.
Graeme Evans it does if you put on the raybans
***** I don't know WHY but for some reason the thought of that made me supremely uncomfortable.
MyRochambeau Then maybe you should watch the movie too! Phrases like that are scatted all around the movie
And Londo Mollari just stands in the background, watching in silent terror.
Oh, I remember seeing Lester's Fixins at Rocket Fizz. I think they're still around. (Obviously, "Rocket Piss" comes from Rocket Fizz directly. Remember, people, that while "pissed" means "drunk" in the UK, it means "angry" in the US.)
For that matter, every single soda in this video comes from Rocket Fizz. It's a chain of soda pop stores that also makes its own carbonated beverages. Lester's Fixins is one of their lines of bizarre sodas, which are hit-or-miss.
Jones Soda can make a good bubble gum soda, if you ask me.
Ashens...its 3 AM mate...I must sleep...must...sleep..must...watch...8...more...videos....
Think this every time you have to go to sleep but ashens uploads a new video. While watching ashens prevents sleeping, sleeping prevents watching ashens.
Shut up. Nobody cares. The world does not revolve around your dilemmas.
Aww did someone get spanked by their mum for telling her a story she didn't give a shit about?
😂
TheJackFroster Jack . . . you've already watched 16 videos, you've been awake for more than a week . . .
There's a soda company here in America called Jones Soda, and every year (Or at least in previous years, I'm not sure if they still do it) they make a "Thanskgiving Dinner Soda Sampler" with like, turkey, mashed potato, cranberry sauce, stuffing, and pumpkin pie sodas.
They have Jones in UK (or at least n. Ireland. I haven't seen it in a couple of months though
The only one of those that has ever sounded good was pumpkin pie. Their normal stuff is good though, hell, they are a local thing from where I live and I remember meeting the owner of the company in a small ass country store one day when he was trying to sell the stuff. Green apple was the best.
They have those in canada.
Trevor Bilinski i LOVE your icon thingy! procrastinators unite!
*****
I don't think they're a local sorta company but they are definitely much smaller scale than Coke or Pepsi. The cranberry sauce one actually was pretty good if you like cranberries. But yeah, other than pumpkin pie they weren't very good. Though the point was more "look at and try this weird ass soda hahaha" than them actually being something you should enjoy drinking.
I've been to a shop in the US called, "Rocket Fizz" and they had all these sodas and their own branded sodas. The ones that caught my eye the most were "dark chocolate" "jalapeño" and "martian poop" sodas.
Ashens, if you hate cream soda, you can try mixing some milk in.
Over this end of the world, we have something called Cream Soda & Milk, in which the two items are mixed together (milk first) in a 1:1 ratio, or depending on the taste. You want something creamier and smoother add more milk, you want more sweetness then add more cream soda.
You hate cream soda but I hope you don't hate milk. For people who hate milk it helps to choke down the milk, for people who hate cream soda...
Why not try it? :P
Rowdy Roddy Piper vs. Kieth David! Which was an awesomely fun section in Saints Row IV as a reference to They Live.
When the first bottle came up, I immediately started hoping that you guys would cover Sweet Corn Soda, and I was so happy when that neon-yellow bottle showed up.
My friends and I went to this one novelty soda shop during one of our vacations, and we got all kinds of silly sodas (bacon, buffalo wings, sour cream and onions, ranch dressing, etc.). The worst of them all was the one that sounded the most innocent; Sweet Corn.
Looks like Lester does Bacon, Buffalo Wing, Peanut Butter & Jelly, Pumpkin Pie, Ranch Dressing and Sweet Corn sodas...
...tbh I'm curious about the PB&J one but the others all sound like bottled death.
I've bought a "Stalin-aide" soda.
Stalin was in the front. It just tasted like nestled fruit Popsicles that come in those cheap plastic sleeves. You push up the Popsicle by squeezing the bottom of the sleeve. Know what I'm talking about?
Yup
I know that there is leninade sora which wasn't very good
"Y'all get yer pissin's" made me lose it
Re watch that part with subtitles. The subtitles say let's just piss 🤣
I'm thinking the rocket piss one glows in the black light like tonic water does 😜
Corn flavored beverage primarily made of corn syrup.
I would hope it tasted close...
corn syrup is basically a suger made from corn, so it doesn't taste like it, so much as it tastes like suger. Its also, oddly, not any worse for you then suger, since they both get broken down the same way.
Waskomsause no shit
Waskomsause
Except it's super concentrated, extremely sweet sugar that, in high-fructose form, sticks to your teeth in a weird way when you eat or drink something with that in it.
Also, it's always great to see something that starts off with "high fructose corn syrup, corn syrup, sodium benzoate [or something]"
Challenge: do this again with different weird drinks, but at the end, whoever has more liquid in their mixed cup (I.e. The person who didn't drink as much as the other) has to drink their mixed cup entirely.
TheOneKaslay
Someone would die
Cousin Dan - the pre-Barshens years.
I looked up Lester fixins and there's also ranch dressing soda and bacon soda and there is actually a coffee soda
RIP Hot Rod Rowdy Roddy Pipper
Lester looks like some hannibal esque serial killer. Like waking up in a dark basement and hearing "Yer gonna get yer fixins'.."
Maybe that soda is his form of torture. xD
Gotta get some sodie pop!
couple sodie pops
dude, I thoroughly love me some sodie pop
+Deadmannow Bos in the house
Papa bless
love the yahtzee pic lol
Anyone else think of nuka cola quantum/victory when the glowing one came out? I wonder if it changes your pee color too?
Take the leap... try a quantum
Ha! Ya, it would glow blue too! (The quinine in tonic water glows blue under UV.) I don't know if that effect would transfer to pee, but a simple experiment would could tell for sure.
Have your bodily functions ever been guaranteed to amaze a crowd AND send you to jail? The marketing just writes itself! "Rocket Piss, the soda that helps dangerously anti-social people get the media attention they crave, just grab a bottle and head to a night club!" The blown minds wouldn't end there. How often does a judge and jury hear the testimony of a sex-crime victim that used the word "whimsical" in the description of the incident?
I was wondering if it was supposed to be Guardians of the Galaxy merchandise.
+Mr3Kidneys In my town, usually.
AgentTasmania lol! Sounds like a fun place
Y'all get your vomitins!
charly88888888 y'all get your poisonings!
I love the completely unacknowledged figure of Londo Mollari in the background. Really adds...something.
The line from the film was actually the other way around. "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.". Duke Nukem flipped that around to kicking ass and chewing gum.
I know, I know. It's fairly useless trivia. But hey! Now you know. And knowing is half the battle.
They Live was such a fantastic movie
Jelly and jam are different things! Jelly is made from fruit juice, jam contains fruit pieces in it.
***** yeah idk in the US and canada "jelly" is made from fruit juice and "jam" is made from both the juice and flesh of the fruit or vegetable
Jam is the fruit stuff you spread on toast, jelly is the wobbly awesome stuff no one is to old to eat.
Silly America being wrong and thus time you've bullied Canada into being wrong to! :p
"Only my version of English is correct! Everyone else is wrong!" -Every uncultured fuck ever
Pook365 same to you man! I understand chips being crisps but how on earth are fries chips? Pants are underwear? Bonnets are hoods?
British english makes for good humor but your word usage is funny at best.
***** gelatin is called is jell-o here in the US.
The butterscotch soda may contain quinine, which glows when exposed to UV light.
Also: Does Stuart really not know what grape jelly is?
PsychoSoldier We don't have much grape stuff in the UK, I don't know why.
Grape soda (*_*)
IamMatthew That has always fascinated me...
I learned that basically everything the US flavors as grape, if the UK has the same product it is flavored as blackcurrant.
I literally have no idea how blackcurrant (or the artificial flavoring variant...) even tastes! I'd love to try it though.
Me Auntie Nora Try getting your hands on some Ribena, it's a drink that's pretty close to the original flavour.
***** I've heard of that drink... I'll have to keep an eye out, thanks! I'm pretty sure I could find it at a specialty/import store here in NY.
I own both Ashen's movies, and they are great! Wishing for a Barshens movie next......
I love how we only see their hands, it's like I'm watching a video game or old cartoon.
These are gin mixes ... You should have had a bottle of sapphire on hand to fully enjoy rocket piss.
He can do Tesco Value gin that he bought no later than 2010
AgentTasmania
Seems legit enough for me.
I've got a suspicion Stuart may already have a bottle of the (Tesco "private label" gin) stuff... One of his videos had the Chef Excellent puppet get drunk on it.
'It's sugar and death'
LOL
Is that Londo Mollari in the background?
From that little bit at the end: Who honestly thought that an indoor firework was a good idea??
Unskippable adds are bad enough, but when it's the wierd baby talking haribo ad it's even worse.
I had the same advert
Honestly, posting in the middle of the night is a good way to get people to unsubscribe when they're trying to fucking sleep and their phone goes off with a new video
MizuhoChan Then STFU and hit the button
MizuhoChan And they say manstraution doesn't exist. Most bitchy status of 2015 right here.
MizuhoChan So, is the option to shut off specific alerts a foreign concept?
It's not the middle of the night everywhere you cheese
MizuhoChan Yeah! Unsubscribe for your own inaptitude to configure your phone! Btw: it's always somewhere in the middle of the night. Welcome to the internet.
No brown sofa
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Brown sofa is what decides the video quality. No sofa. No quality!
looking at the buffalo wing soda made me want some orange cream soda :/
i miss the food specials so i have to rewatch them in 2024
what is that "nestle superquick instant drinking chocolate" that you have strategically placed on your counter?? it looks and sounds like the first commercial chocolate drink to hit the market... and it looks like it would taste chalky with a slight hint of chocolate. >=P
Ah come on, They Live is one of John Carpenter's classics... and you two speak of it as some forgettable B-movie.
RIP Rowdy Roddy Piper. Jesus christ, of all the places to put that.
Who doesn't put their phones on Do Not Disturb when they go to bed? And you people call us Americans dumb.
dereko333 But what if we watch from our laptops and are thinking of going to bed and see the upload?
No you have do not disturb on you mute your phone turn vibrations off on silent turn the brightness down and turn the phone on its face
dereko333 But what if you got an emergency call or text? My phone only has sounds, weak vibrate, and nothing at all.
dereko333
Only lazy people who overrate sleep and don't like their job do that.
***** Mom never does and people wake her up all the time. Kinda masochistic if you ask me..
If only the PO box wasn't closed, I would send in this apple and jalapeno soda I found, it's actually pretty good and has a very slight amount of heat to it.
Superquick instant drinking chocolate?!?!
I tried googling the superquik instant drinking chocolate in the background, but couldn't find anything
Pownguin its old branding
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IT'S LIKE ALAN RICKMAN IS ALIVE AND WITH US TODAY!
We have a small, local, soda company here in Connecticut but I'll be damned if I can remember the company name, but they're famous here, and they make soda with cane sugar and natural flavors and they put out limited edition oddball flavored sodas each year and the amazing thing is that they always nail the flavor they're going for perfectly. They have a "Turkey dinner" one that they do for thanksgiving that really tastes like turkey, gravy, and cranberry and their Peanut Butter and Jelly actually DOES taste like peanut butter and jelly.
All out of bubblegum: Slavoj Zizek's favourite fizzy drink
I have noticed the American formulations of most soft drinks seem to be noticeably sweeter than the soft drinks from anywhere else.
1973Washu Which is weird, because we don't even use sugar anymore, just corn byproduct.
Mexican sodas and such beat out American products when it comes to sweetness, oddly enough
Why does buffalo wing soda have Rudy Giuliani's face on it?
Indoor firework flavour
Y'all get yer sulphurs!
"Peanut butter and jelly" always means "peanut butter and grape flavored jelly"
and there is a difference between jelly and jam.
...I mean, in the US, which seems to be where those drinks (mostly) came from
"... a real aftertaste of unpleasantness.." Ashen, S. -Famous Last Words
rowdy piper was also a wrestler back in the day
Ryan? Who's Ryan! I demand to see Cousin Dan!
Just looked at their website and found that 'lester's fixins' also make bacon, bacon with chocolate, pumpkin pie, coffee and ranch dressing flavours as well. What a weird company...
The second soda, the "Rocket Piss" soda is almost a perfect coincidence, because where I live, there is a candy store called "Rocket Fizz". Too bad they don't sell that rocket piss soda.
you live in Chicago by any chance? Because there is a store called rocket fizz here
no. I'm 1,300 miles down and slightly left.
guess it's a chain.
yea.
Teslablade rocket fizz is a brand of popping candy in the uk.
The Lester's Fixins brand also has ranch dressing soda, and bacon, and some other horrible flavors. And now I've spent a while on the ole Google looking for other weird flavors, like grass and dirt.
its grape jam, in america (which is where im SURE that soda came from) when something is being referred to as just jelly, especially in the company of peanut butter, its almost assuredly grape jam. idk why we call jam jelly, but we do
Wrong...grape jelly is used most often with peanut butter to make a pb&j sandwich. I don't know where you get the idea that jelly is jam? they're two completely different things.
+Max Burgio isn't jelly, jam in America? And Jelly id Jello over there
+DeathRow pretty much. It's weird though. Sometimes it's quite vague and jelly gets used as a sort of umbrella term(?). I honestly don't even get it completely as an American.
In the US, we use jelly for when it's been filtered, and jam for when it hasn't.
To my understanding, as an American, jelly is just gelatinized fruit juice, where as jam actually has fruit pulp in it. Anyway, grape jelly is the shit, and no other forms of preserves need to exist.
Yo Ashens Ima let you finish but... how do you like tonic water, but not cream soda?
Tonic water is for mixing with other alcoholic drinks. It contains an Indian fruit that makes it bitter on its own.
Whereas cream soda tastes just fine on its own.
skyler tooley 😂😂😂 Best Comment..
That's not Ryan, that's cousin dan of the famous channel Barshens
*Sees dark purple jelly/jam*
"Is it strawberry?"
Oh, Ashens. You and you crazy Brits.
i always though the "I’m here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I’m all out of bubblegum" origined from duke nukem 3D
Perfect complement to a Sunday evening with a glass of Johnny Walker.