Beanies Sugar-free Flavoured Coffees | Ashens

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  • Опубликовано: 27 дек 2024

Комментарии • 1,3 тыс.

  • @ShakeItLittleTina
    @ShakeItLittleTina 5 лет назад +357

    “It tastes of wet” is the best description I’ve ever heard for a drink

    • @Battledongus
      @Battledongus 4 месяца назад

      I really need to steal it.

  • @BloodrealmX
    @BloodrealmX 5 лет назад +490

    "it's just sweetener; no actual sugar" I'll let you in on a secret: if it had a sweetener in it, it would have to say so in the ingredients. Which it doesn't. That's why it isn't sweet at all. They've taken really cheap instant coffee, added really cheap synthetic flavourings of flavours that _need_ to be sweet in order to actually _be_ that flavour, and that's it.

    • @Normandy-e8i
      @Normandy-e8i 4 года назад +21

      and charged ridiculous amount s for it

    • @TheXGamer969
      @TheXGamer969 4 года назад +49

      Plus, there would be carbs/sugar/sugar alcohol content in Nutrition Facts, instead of 0.1g per serving like here. They’re 100% relying on people adding sugar/sweeteners after the fact to make it palatable.

    • @BloodrealmX
      @BloodrealmX 4 года назад +23

      @@TheXGamer969 Even though they boast about having no sugar. Friggin' marketing.

    • @jamesking9945
      @jamesking9945 4 года назад +36

      @@TheXGamer969 I purchased this coffee myself before even finding this video and experimented with multiple variations of milk, sugar and coffee ratios - you really can't get any flavour out of these things. For the price it's also a massive con.

    • @vixxcelacea2778
      @vixxcelacea2778 4 года назад

      Wait, so if you added your own artificial sweetener or real sweetener, the flavors might actually come out?

  • @Crazy_Borg
    @Crazy_Borg 4 года назад +121

    Reminds me of an old german joke:
    "I know why the british drink so much tea. I tasted their coffee..."

  • @AKATenn
    @AKATenn 5 лет назад +810

    I think they meant "attempted delightful flavor" rather than "a tempting..."

    • @velazquezarmouries
      @velazquezarmouries 5 лет назад +45

      attempting delightful flavour

    • @BandEater
      @BandEater 5 лет назад +13

      @@velazquezarmouries and failing miserably

    • @velazquezarmouries
      @velazquezarmouries 5 лет назад +5

      @@BandEater indeed

    • @redacted1156
      @redacted1156 5 лет назад +11

      the auto-captions actually say attempted lmao

    • @TheStevo1978
      @TheStevo1978 5 лет назад +2

      I think the idea is it's coffee with flavouring added rather than sweetner added....as my girlfriend who actually seems to like them was shouting at the reviews. Ingredients: Instant coffee, Flavourings. You add augar or sweetner to taste it seems.

  • @BandEater
    @BandEater 5 лет назад +334

    "smells a bit more petrol-y than the other one"... Always a good sign.

    • @Alex58399
      @Alex58399 5 лет назад +4

      I bet Ashens was 'gassed' about it..

    • @brianartillery
      @brianartillery 5 лет назад +6

      I look for that in coffee - does it smell of petrochemicals? If it does, 👍

    • @puckcat22679
      @puckcat22679 5 лет назад +3

      Alex B oh, quit fueling around

    • @Dave995544
      @Dave995544 4 года назад

      That's actually a good description. I've had other shitty instant coffee before and I could remember the taste when he said that.

  • @BlaizeTheDragon
    @BlaizeTheDragon 5 лет назад +253

    "why do you make your mugs so big!?"
    "So you can fit more liquid in it" I dunno how such a smart ass response can be so accurate, funny and amusing at the same time.

    • @FrostyPigeon
      @FrostyPigeon 5 лет назад +10

      Big mugs are the future

    • @jerazm
      @jerazm 4 года назад +2

      I'd have said the mugs are overclocked for more performance

  • @Snotnarok
    @Snotnarok 5 лет назад +575

    Ashen is a great gauge for bad tasting stuff considering he, and I quote: "I ate a funny egg once".
    Said funny egg probably scarred him for life

    • @BobMonkeypimp
      @BobMonkeypimp 5 лет назад +49

      The best bit was that it was an out of date funny egg.

    • @Snotnarok
      @Snotnarok 5 лет назад +22

      @@BobMonkeypimp I think he, and his stomach would disagree with that!
      His friend Barry had an in date one and it was apparently fine.

    • @apostolosfilippos
      @apostolosfilippos 5 лет назад +8

      Imagine the jokes it would tell if it could speak.

    • @DrNoxin
      @DrNoxin 5 лет назад +11

      @@BobMonkeypimp Out of date by, like, a 1000 years.

    • @dr.velious5411
      @dr.velious5411 5 лет назад +16

      @@DrNoxin If your ancient Chinese delicacies come shrink wrapped in plastic you might just have been duped.

  • @Kryptnyt
    @Kryptnyt 5 лет назад +241

    Beanies coffee is a renowned aphrodesiac, often resulting in what we call "Beanie Babies"

    • @ElvenScout44
      @ElvenScout44 4 года назад +5

      Well played, my friend. Had me hook, line and sinker.

    • @NicholasAdeptus
      @NicholasAdeptus 4 года назад +7

      Get out.

    • @BenderdickCumbersnatch
      @BenderdickCumbersnatch 3 года назад +1

      Say Beanies Beanies Beanies Beanies Beanies fast. It will sound like you are saying Penis Penis Penis Penis.

    • @RealBond101
      @RealBond101 3 месяца назад

      I laughed so hard at MaxWell House, they told me to leave!

  • @TheLadyLiddell
    @TheLadyLiddell 5 лет назад +164

    Caramel is literally melted sugar, and yet there's no sugar in it

    • @OnTheArchipelago
      @OnTheArchipelago 5 лет назад +4

      Nani!??

    • @Richter-89
      @Richter-89 5 лет назад +21

      Makes you think what the hell they're putting in it then. The real question is who the hell wants popcorn flavored coffee?

    • @girlsdrinkfeck
      @girlsdrinkfeck 5 лет назад +3

      @@OnTheArchipelago who's nani

    • @OnTheArchipelago
      @OnTheArchipelago 5 лет назад +15

      @@girlsdrinkfeck my dad

    • @michaelhall736
      @michaelhall736 5 лет назад +2

      @@Richter-89 I like popcorn flavored jellybeans, but not popcorn flavored coffee.

  • @TheSquishey
    @TheSquishey 5 лет назад +62

    Thank you for the post, Ashens. I lost my 13 year old puppy today and I was in need of something to cheer me up. Your videos are the perfect distraction from the heartbreak and pain. Thank you

  • @deadcindervela
    @deadcindervela 5 лет назад +396

    "I made you some coffee!"
    "Oh boy what flavor?!"
    "Coffee flavored."

  • @splodman
    @splodman 5 лет назад +156

    There are no sweeteners in them - it's not in the ingredients which is why when you taste them there's no sweetness.

    • @guguigugu
      @guguigugu 5 лет назад +11

      why even mention that on the packaging, its just confusing

    • @hypotheticaltapeworm
      @hypotheticaltapeworm 5 лет назад +26

      Honestly, better than if they had just used sugar substitutes, which taste of death.

    • @guguigugu
      @guguigugu 5 лет назад +37

      @@hypotheticaltapeworm i dont understand how anyone can claim that artificial sweeteners taste the same as real sugar. i notice the horrible difference instantly.

    • @kalebb7170
      @kalebb7170 5 лет назад +4

      @@guguigugu the only "sugar free" thing I'll ever choose over the alternative is gum.

    • @soddiepops3226
      @soddiepops3226 5 лет назад +6

      @@hypotheticaltapeworm Nah. If you want to make a sugarfree food that is supposed to taste like something sweet, then put artificial sweeteners in it. It tastes different from real sugar, but it doesn't taste bad to me.

  • @_Piers_
    @_Piers_ 5 лет назад +57

    I'm continuously annoyed that companies are allowed to get away with incomplete ingredients on packaging. "flavourings", "herbs" is another you see frequently...that's a vague description, not an ingredient. They might as well just put -
    Ingredients:
    Food stuffs.

    • @WaywardSpirited
      @WaywardSpirited 5 лет назад +9

      Capitalism. The companies want to keep their secret ingredients a secret (which sometimes means lab-created flavorings) and don't want anyone to replicate their recipes.

    • @jmckendry84
      @jmckendry84 4 года назад +7

      @@WaywardSpirited well, I doubt anyone is going to want to replicate *these* recipes, judging by how they went down!

  • @thegardenofeatin5965
    @thegardenofeatin5965 5 лет назад +150

    "Ooh, it can." Is the darkest roast that coffee ever got.

    • @bl4cksp1d3r
      @bl4cksp1d3r 5 лет назад +13

      Poor coffee, always getting roasted :c

  • @10tonhamster
    @10tonhamster 5 лет назад +104

    “We’ve got all these stupid flavours for jelly beans, anything else we can stick them in?”
    “Some of them could go in cheap coffee.”

    • @_Piers_
      @_Piers_ 5 лет назад +11

      "Some of them could make cheap coffee worse...and yet sell better!"

    • @unlokia
      @unlokia 5 лет назад +4

      Coffee flavoured jellybean flavoured coffee?😁

    • @vixxcelacea2778
      @vixxcelacea2778 4 года назад +3

      To clarify, that's cheap in quality, NOT in price. Apparently it's pretty expensive.

  • @ajaxlewis7664
    @ajaxlewis7664 5 лет назад +9

    I love how Ashens uploads videos for night owls like me and others!

  • @8ball230
    @8ball230 5 лет назад +31

    We are all awake at 4am and watching ashens...thanks youtube

    • @LThaPunisha
      @LThaPunisha 5 лет назад +3

      Yep. This is the peak of humanity.

    • @Crocs4cats
      @Crocs4cats 5 лет назад +4

      Insomniacs UNITE!🥱😆

    • @holmanjag
      @holmanjag 5 лет назад +3

      Yuppp. Can't beat abit of ashens in the night

  • @invaderkittykai
    @invaderkittykai 5 лет назад +8

    I think this is one of the best coffees around, love the Irish Cream flavour!!

  • @lawrencecalablaster568
    @lawrencecalablaster568 4 года назад +5

    Finally, a person on the internet besides me who loves Turkish delight!

  • @Nimmo1492
    @Nimmo1492 5 лет назад +120

    I'm from County Durham and I did the obligatory "weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey" for you.

    • @MardiKivMusic
      @MardiKivMusic 5 лет назад +6

      Why aye.

    • @Liofa73
      @Liofa73 5 лет назад +9

      Nimmo1492 --- Pop down to Beanies and tell them Ashens has just destroyed their business. ;)

    • @HuntersMoon78
      @HuntersMoon78 5 лет назад +2

      Same here Nimmo1492

    • @RobotRampage247
      @RobotRampage247 5 лет назад +1

      Same here man haha

    • @8BitParadise
      @8BitParadise 5 лет назад +2

      Same lel

  • @dswcartoons
    @dswcartoons 5 лет назад +111

    The next food video should be called "Ashens' Food Poisoning Special"

  • @Sparrow9612
    @Sparrow9612 5 лет назад +72

    "It tastes like burning!" =Ralph Wiggum=

    • @MarkLaLone
      @MarkLaLone 5 лет назад +8

      I eated the purple berries

    • @kingjames4886
      @kingjames4886 5 лет назад +3

      all of the classis ralph quotes... many of them work.

    • @rl7090
      @rl7090 5 лет назад +2

      Stephen Tumlin I start fires

    • @Yusuke_Denton
      @Yusuke_Denton 5 лет назад +3

      @@kingjames4886 Thanks Super Nintendo Chalmers.

    • @RealBond101
      @RealBond101 3 месяца назад +1

      I bent my wookie

  • @dalo4987
    @dalo4987 5 лет назад +35

    "this smells..of burnt rubber. tremendous"
    WHAT A START

  • @seb5689
    @seb5689 5 лет назад +66

    The hazelnut one is so chemically and potent it's genuinely stomach churning.

    • @GeorgiaGeorgette
      @GeorgiaGeorgette 5 лет назад +5

      I like it 🤷‍♀️

    • @halu959986
      @halu959986 5 лет назад +3

      I find the hazelnut one benefits from half a spoon of sugar, I normally dont bother with sugar in my coffee though ^^'

    • @anndownsouth5070
      @anndownsouth5070 3 года назад

      I love hazelnut coffee and I agree. It is gross.

    • @brianartillery
      @brianartillery 8 месяцев назад +1

      Every flavour is 100% shite. Fact.

  • @stephencoldbear
    @stephencoldbear 5 лет назад +29

    FINALLY!!! We've waited sooo long for another Ashens video!

  • @michael.d.
    @michael.d. 5 лет назад +25

    I’m imagining sending these to James Hoffmann and seeing his wonderful reactions to these anything-but-wonderful coffee concoctions…

    • @kinghazzah
      @kinghazzah 5 лет назад +3

      Please do send it to him I’d love to see those videos!

  • @madbstard1
    @madbstard1 5 лет назад +14

    Lidl here in Ireland were selling Beanies stuff recently. Someone gave me a jar of the mint flavoured coffee. Managed to drink about half a mug before I dumped it down the sink. It tasted like someone dunked an after 8 mint in 5 gallons of water.....just the vaguest hint of a mint taste.
    Edit.....
    Just checked and it was mint chocolate flavour. Well, it said that on the label but there was zero chocolate taste at all.
    Interestingly, there was no mention of it being sugar free!

  • @MrDachshund99
    @MrDachshund99 5 лет назад +215

    THAT WAS A MISTAKE, DO NOT PUT MILK IN IT.

    • @user-yv2cz8oj1k
      @user-yv2cz8oj1k 5 лет назад +38

      Is that a review of every Kardashian born ever? 🤣

    • @BobMonkeypimp
      @BobMonkeypimp 5 лет назад +10

      @@user-yv2cz8oj1k I'm not wanting to sound cliched but you win the internet for today.

    • @Hazelcake
      @Hazelcake 5 лет назад +2

      but why

    • @sandow8575
      @sandow8575 5 лет назад +6

      Is there some sort of chemical reaction or something? Why not add milk

    • @MrDachshund99
      @MrDachshund99 5 лет назад +1

      @@sandow8575 Not entirely sure haha, I imagine it may have come with some sort of powdered milk already in it.

  • @FishyBoy305
    @FishyBoy305 5 лет назад +5

    I watched this guy when I was 8 YEARS OLD! I love you Ashens you are the toy review god.

  • @RR-rn2nl
    @RR-rn2nl 4 года назад +5

    I enjoy these pre-covid times

  • @shape-shiftingcatandhermin2508
    @shape-shiftingcatandhermin2508 5 лет назад +70

    The fact it insists do not add milk would be enough for me to give it a swerve, what the heck is in it to react bad with milk

    • @Inexpressable
      @Inexpressable 5 лет назад +18

      I mean, I've drank these a few times over the months and always added milk. Never been a problem

    • @doriannv
      @doriannv 5 лет назад +3

      @@Inexpressable same

    • @javalavadingdong
      @javalavadingdong 4 года назад +4

      It probably doesn't taste nice with milk... Well in this case it probably tastes worse with milk lol

    • @jammpp969
      @jammpp969 4 года назад +2

      You act like humans are meant to drink the milk of other animals lol

    • @Inexpressable
      @Inexpressable 4 года назад +17

      @@jammpp969 I suppose we're not supposed to eat their meat either, then? No shit humans aren't supposed to drink animal milk. if we were supposed to drink it then that wouldn't make us a human, it would make us a calf or whatever young animal it is. We aren't supposed to drink their milk, but we do; it's not harmful and contains all essential proteins. So what's your point lmao.

  • @kobalt_ren01
    @kobalt_ren01 5 лет назад +80

    I had some of these: Chocolate orange, mint, and one I forgot. I only tried the chocolate orange one. I didn't hate it, but the smell stuck around for a while somehow.

    • @VeXGamingLSRP
      @VeXGamingLSRP 5 лет назад +1

      hey

    • @jwakeuplink7671
      @jwakeuplink7671 5 лет назад +4

      I also tried the orange one. It was vile and my flatmates hated it even more than me so I had to chuck it out.

    • @Crusader1089
      @Crusader1089 5 лет назад +2

      Watamote is great.

    • @Maesterful
      @Maesterful 5 лет назад +1

      Mint flavoured coffee sounds like an abomination

    • @parody4042
      @parody4042 5 лет назад

      I thought is had not much of a orange or chocolate flavour

  • @kingjames4886
    @kingjames4886 5 лет назад +94

    thought the title said "Beanies Sugar-free Flavourless Coffees"
    probably closer to the truth...

  • @anothorestes
    @anothorestes 5 лет назад +7

    I tried the 'Double Chocolate' flavor, it wasn't bad. Tasted like average instant coffee with a whiff of chocolate. Inoffensive, at the very least

  • @hamzasultan96
    @hamzasultan96 5 лет назад +20

    6:53
    Let loose the Gordon Ramsay memes!
    "THIS WATER IS BURNT, YOU DONKEY!"

  • @ROBIEM97
    @ROBIEM97 5 лет назад

    I haven't watched an ashens video in a while (have been watching since the first poundland specials!), but this came on my feed and I clicked it. I'm so irrationally happy that your whole setting hasn't changed, it's almost comforting. Thanks for the laughs!

  • @spybomber6499
    @spybomber6499 5 лет назад +79

    I've always thought that instant coffee has always had strange "meaty" notes.

    • @suddenfootloss1337
      @suddenfootloss1337 5 лет назад +18

      Its almost gravy on the cheaper end of things

    • @JCdental
      @JCdental 5 лет назад +6

      Like offbrand bacon substitute flavor

    • @goddimmus
      @goddimmus 5 лет назад +10

      Almost a bouillon flavor right? I get that. What the fuck is that?!?!

    • @triciamcmillan7129
      @triciamcmillan7129 5 лет назад +26

      @@suddenfootloss1337 are you sure you didn't pick up some gravy granules? The jars can be rather similar.

    • @dids3384
      @dids3384 5 лет назад +3

      cheap coffee always does

  • @GeneralKenobiSIYE
    @GeneralKenobiSIYE 5 лет назад +50

    "Your coffee is bad, and you should feel bad!" - Zoidberg

  • @lol4fun
    @lol4fun 5 лет назад

    Saw these and almost bought some, after your review I'm no longer going to waste my money. Thank you

  • @PigeonDetectivesFTW
    @PigeonDetectivesFTW 5 лет назад +9

    Watching as an accounting apprentice with an art degree...
    Sounds like I need find that accounting firm and join!

  • @DandelionBill
    @DandelionBill 5 лет назад +32

    I've tried afew of these, the gingersnap flavour literally smells and tastes like vomit! If it had chunks I could of sworn it was actual sick

    • @brianartillery
      @brianartillery 5 лет назад +3

      Most of them smell unpleasant enough to trigger the gag reflex in me - and I have cleaned up in an abattoir with a steam cleaner, and the various sights and sounds in there didn't make me gag.

    • @bane431-v8j
      @bane431-v8j 5 лет назад

      Exact same goes with the brandy snap flavour.

    • @unlokia
      @unlokia 5 лет назад

      @@brianartillery Don't be ridiculous

    • @plottwist1733
      @plottwist1733 5 лет назад

      @@brianartillery The chocolate orange one smells nice. Just smells like, well, chocolate orange.

  • @Scarlet_Soul
    @Scarlet_Soul 5 лет назад +29

    I bought the cookie dough one, aside from very very faint after taste it was literally cheap coffee, which was disappointing as mine smelt very potently of cookie dough when opening the packaging

    • @khoo7732
      @khoo7732 5 лет назад +3

      They smell so much better than they taste.

    • @demafiogaming6629
      @demafiogaming6629 4 года назад

      @@khoo7732 true I bought the Very Vanilla flavor and it smells wonderful when I open the bottle. But after brewing it taste really crappy and you can't taste any vanilla at all. It's a surprise the entire product range reviewed highly on the online store I bought it from.

    • @lp.375
      @lp.375 2 года назад

      I got the cookies and cream one and it tastes grim tbh

    • @brianartillery
      @brianartillery 2 года назад

      They all smell fantastic. The taste, however... Not so much. I'd describe it as 'grim', too. And that's every flavour. The family member who bought them tried several, and binned them after attempting one cup. I rescued the jars, tried them, and returned them to the bin. Horrid.

  • @hereisalex
    @hereisalex 5 лет назад +34

    15g of protein? How!? Where does it come from??

    • @kingjames4886
      @kingjames4886 5 лет назад +18

      my dick. i made the coffee.

    • @yungchop6332
      @yungchop6332 5 лет назад +11

      over there

    • @AestheticFunk
      @AestheticFunk 5 лет назад +18

      Every container of coffee gets a thick splattering of my jism straight from the factory

    • @srbnsn
      @srbnsn 5 лет назад +1

      That explains the horrible taste

    • @Chirpingcherub
      @Chirpingcherub 4 года назад

      Crushed up mice

  • @redcurrant
    @redcurrant 5 лет назад +13

    "Tinder Coffee! Swipe,for the love of God!" I came for the algorithm, i stayed for the brand new sentences...

  • @Wrathchild1995
    @Wrathchild1995 3 года назад +2

    I love these Beanies flavoured coffee's, they're amazing 😁 I couldn't believe it when I first saw them in Aldi, as on the official Beanie's website the jars are £2.50 each.

  • @anarcho-pingu
    @anarcho-pingu 5 лет назад +58

    I always assumed this couch was in stuart's living room, this video shows otherwise

    • @wahlflower3517
      @wahlflower3517 5 лет назад +26

      Given how old and beat up the brown couch is, I don't think it would work well as an actually couch for sitting. Like if I remember correctly, the back of the couch is completely missing as the fabric was cut up into squares and given away as a kickstarter reward.

    • @user-yv2cz8oj1k
      @user-yv2cz8oj1k 5 лет назад +25

      There's an episode by another RUclipsr showing the office building that the three sets of RUclipsrs rent together. Yes Ashens films this in an office and has done for a few years as this isn't their first place.

    • @Parkent
      @Parkent 5 лет назад +13

      At one point he said it was in his dad's house, but that was years ago.

    • @dyljaymac
      @dyljaymac 4 года назад +4

      @@user-yv2cz8oj1k what video was this?

    • @Aidenkong523
      @Aidenkong523 3 года назад +2

      @@dyljaymac a video by nostalgia nerd, I believe.

  • @Addixxtion
    @Addixxtion 5 лет назад

    I'm so glad you reviewed these! I've almost purchased some of these from said such supermarket (other said such supermarkets are available) but my coffee snob self always comes rushing to the surface and I pass them by on the way to the "dark aisle" which is what I call that aisle where you can purchase a wheelbarrow wheel, and cycling shorts and the such like.

  • @Deadmentellnotales-vf3gg
    @Deadmentellnotales-vf3gg 5 лет назад +11

    Adding boiling water to instant coffee burns the beans and makes it taste horrible and bitter regardless of the quality, I'd recommend doing the test again with water around the 70°C mark and seeing if the flavour improves.

    • @joe-yj1bw
      @joe-yj1bw 5 лет назад +1

      Dead men tell no tales 1914 alright expert

    • @Deadmentellnotales-vf3gg
      @Deadmentellnotales-vf3gg 4 года назад +4

      @@joe-yj1bw This is common knowledge. There's always one moron that's afraid of self improvement through constructive criticism.

    • @vixxcelacea2778
      @vixxcelacea2778 4 года назад

      I did not know this. Is there anyway to mark how hot it might be through with out a thermometer? Like, would simmering the water get it closer to a temp that doesn't burn the granules?

  • @dcflake5645
    @dcflake5645 5 лет назад +2

    Been drinking these for a few years. living in the North East I just realised that they may not have had full distribution. Bought them from the Metrocentre if any northers care,

  • @UncleFeedle
    @UncleFeedle 5 лет назад +16

    Imagine if Ashens took a sample of every icky thing he'd ever tasted and mixed it all together. Would it prove lethal?

    • @BloodrealmX
      @BloodrealmX 5 лет назад +11

      Considering a lot of those things were rotten... yes.

  • @bazwillis9758
    @bazwillis9758 5 лет назад

    I first discovered these a few years ago. Some of them are great. I put milk in mine with no issues.

  • @ThtOtherJess
    @ThtOtherJess 5 лет назад +8

    I was about to be deeply offended that there was an ashens food video that I had not seen and then realized this came out 45 min ago. Yay crap coffee

  • @impieman10
    @impieman10 4 года назад +1

    just found some on sale here in Norway. And I can't wait to try them out. If they're not good, we'll offer them to SLEPP

    • @impieman10
      @impieman10 4 года назад

      the one I tried was hazelnut flavor and tasted like cheap coffee and ashtray

  • @Headywon
    @Headywon 5 лет назад +105

    Proper British review of every flavour:
    "It's not tea. 0 out of 10."

    • @comradeurod9805
      @comradeurod9805 5 лет назад +14

      Nyeh, ashens is one of the most British men in the Internet, but he doesn't consume leaf flavored water

    • @funnylookingfoetus
      @funnylookingfoetus 5 лет назад +7

      Indeed, he does not like tea ;-)

    • @BobMonkeypimp
      @BobMonkeypimp 5 лет назад +15

      That makes him the least British most British man on RUclips. Not liking tea here in the UK is classed as a hate crime.

    • @Crusader1089
      @Crusader1089 5 лет назад +4

      @@BobMonkeypimp no that's Ireland, the average Irishman drinks six cups a day, while the average Englishman only drinks 4

    • @TheErador
      @TheErador 5 лет назад +1

      @@Crusader1089 that's to counteract the cold

  • @lordmellis7135
    @lordmellis7135 5 лет назад +4

    "Let's give it a huff"
    You owe Eli some money for that

  • @roflturkey6513
    @roflturkey6513 5 лет назад +24

    5:47 you made Pac-man cry, this is sin

  • @boskostoybox
    @boskostoybox 5 лет назад +7

    And here people thought this was a video about coffee. But in actuality it's a video about coffee mugs.

  • @techbaffle
    @techbaffle 5 лет назад +13

    I'm watching this while eating chocolate covered coffee beans
    But crunchy but you can definitely taste the coffee

    • @techbaffle
      @techbaffle 5 лет назад

      @@gordon_shumway Not me

    • @notthebody
      @notthebody 5 лет назад

      Try chocolate covered kidney beans.

  • @marshwiggle9676
    @marshwiggle9676 5 лет назад +1

    Ashens and his sofa have been the only constant in my life

  • @ScottFerman
    @ScottFerman 5 лет назад +125

    "A tempting delightful flavour." Think they might've missed a 't' there...

    • @HeadsetHistorian
      @HeadsetHistorian 5 лет назад +1

      I don't get it.

    • @ashtonhoward5582
      @ashtonhoward5582 5 лет назад +17

      @@HeadsetHistorian if you replace the space with a T, you get the word 'attempting'.

    • @HeadsetHistorian
      @HeadsetHistorian 5 лет назад +8

      @@ashtonhoward5582 oh, that was well done. Thanks!

    • @TiberianFiend
      @TiberianFiend 5 лет назад +8

      A tempting delightful flatvour?

    • @slaughterround643
      @slaughterround643 5 лет назад +4

      @@TiberianFiend do you know how to read, friend?

  • @PedroBenolielBonito
    @PedroBenolielBonito 5 лет назад +1

    My co-workers have the mint and the toffee one. I've had the toffee one. It was cheap instant coffee (I should know, I used to drink the Asda Smart Price one) with a vague Starbucks-sweet flavour over it.

  • @Dan_K_Meme
    @Dan_K_Meme 5 лет назад +7

    I found your channel recently, I knew about it for a long time after reading your article in a Guinness World Record Gaming Edition on terrible games a while back. Glad I rediscovered it because it's so wholesome

    • @kingjames4886
      @kingjames4886 5 лет назад

      is that why he's so damn popular while other english youtubers who review crap went to the wayside?

  • @SuePZZ
    @SuePZZ 5 лет назад

    I buy Beanies in Sainsburys. Sold as a premium instant! The amaretto flavoured one is great at Christmas but I mixed it with a plain coffee as it is quite strong.

  • @GMRay739
    @GMRay739 5 лет назад +9

    Those jars were like a quarter empty... how much coffee do you use?!?!?
    I've had various flavours of these, and I do quite enjoy some! Pumpkin spice is quite decent if you like that sort of thing.

    • @shiboomi2249
      @shiboomi2249 5 лет назад +1

      Same. I'm a fan of proper coffee but I do actually like these.
      Protip: you can prepare an overall much nicer cup from them if you disregard the instructions completely and make a latte with them. Brew an espresso-esque shot using 1.5 - 2 teaspoons of Beanies and maybe half an inch or so of boiling water in the bottom of a medium-sized mug, stir well to ensure it's dissolved, and top with hot frothed / steamed milk (requires a milk frother or steam arm, but you could also heat it up on the hob and use an Aerolatte for basically the same results for cheap... which also works amazingly for hot chocolates while we're at it). The sweetness of a more milky drink complements the rather unsweet coffee and brings out a surprising level of flavour. Some are better than others though. Cinder Toffee is my favourite that I've tried so far, and yes the Pumpkin Spice one was good too!

    • @Gasoline85
      @Gasoline85 5 лет назад

      GreenMantaray Funny you should mention it, I believe Nescafé recommends 3-4 teaspoons pr. cup which, imo, makes it insanely strong. 1-2 seems more appropriate.

    • @GMRay739
      @GMRay739 5 лет назад +1

      @@shiboomi2249 That's exactly how I do it too!
      I'm a big fan of "real" coffee too (although usually cold brew heated up with a dash of milk because if I did anything remotely elaborate in the morning I would accidentally burn down the house). My New Year's Resolution last year was to find my favourite coffee bean/ground coffee, and needless to say it's spilled into this!

    • @GMRay739
      @GMRay739 5 лет назад

      @@Gasoline85 1-2 seems much more sensible! Especially when you're trying to detect flavours. A little dilution isn't always the enemy!

  • @Ivan_Ooze
    @Ivan_Ooze 5 лет назад

    i love they way yall word things with word play

  • @Oreztar
    @Oreztar 5 лет назад +17

    Seeing these fancy flavoured ones always make me wish I didn't despise coffee. After seeing this, Im once again comfortable with my coffee hatred. Sounds like they'd be better as potpourri.

    • @Calvin_Coolage
      @Calvin_Coolage 5 лет назад +6

      You'd really just be better off making normal coffee and buying flavored coffee syrups.

    • @rozasupreme
      @rozasupreme 5 лет назад

      Yeah, the Syrups would be your best bet.

    • @Liofa73
      @Liofa73 5 лет назад +1

      Ziggy Coxon --- You've probably only ever had bad quality coffee. Compared with today's teas, it's much more flavourful.

    • @mgthestrange9098
      @mgthestrange9098 5 лет назад

      Seeing this video makes me glad that I despise coffee. 🥴🤐

    • @Oreztar
      @Oreztar 5 лет назад

      @@Liofa73 yeah, a lot of people say that when they find out I don't like it. But I don't even like coffee flavoured chocolates, or anything that smells or of it, so it might just be it isn't for me.

  • @ladysuda3807
    @ladysuda3807 3 года назад +1

    I love Beanies coffee. I like the Hazelnut flavour... My partner likes this one .. the cookie dough flavour

  • @TheRidiculousnessPod
    @TheRidiculousnessPod 3 года назад +5

    They make the best coffee! May I recommend the sticky toffee pudding?

    • @brianartillery
      @brianartillery 2 года назад +2

      No. I've tried it, and it made me retch, it was so foul tasting.

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 2 года назад +2

      I'm guessing it's like in every cheap horrible food video Ashens makes, there's always at least one comment from some who genuinely thinks they're the best thing they've ever tasted.
      It makes me worried about their lives, if I'm honest.

  • @leafdude92
    @leafdude92 4 года назад +1

    Thanks for the review, Ashens. These things arrived here in Chile and was tempting to buy em. Now i know is overpriced cheap nescafe lol

  • @TheMrVengeance
    @TheMrVengeance 5 лет назад +12

    Instant coffee is made with Robusta beans (as opposed to Arabica), which are cheaper and easier to grow with high yields. The downside is that Robusta beans make bad coffee, and indeed (burnt) rubber and wood are frequently the main tasting notes. Robusta does have a higher concentration of caffeine though, so instant coffee is mainly a "insert caffeine into body" thing, not a "i want to enjoy a cup of coffee" thing. Can't imagine how bad it'd taste with a bunch of artificial flavourings and sweeteners in. 😖🤢

    • @CaitiffPrimogen
      @CaitiffPrimogen 5 лет назад

      Percol's fairtrade instant uses 100% Arabica. The Columbian is very nice. I didn't like the Kenyan though

    • @TheMrVengeance
      @TheMrVengeance 5 лет назад +3

      @@CaitiffPrimogen - Yeah there are some very rare exceptions to the rule. I know of Voila and Swift Cup. But they're all like $20+ for 5-6 cups. 😅
      Are you sure that Percol's is 100% Arabica? Because the one I just found says "Finely ground Arabica" on the packaging, but in the description clearly states: _"95% instant coffee infused with 5% finely ground Arabica coffee."_ 🤔

    • @CaitiffPrimogen
      @CaitiffPrimogen 5 лет назад

      @@TheMrVengeance From their website: "The majority of our coffee is made from 100% Arabica beans, however certain products - such as our Intense Espresso range - are a mix of Arabica and Robusta, as this is much better suited to an espresso blend. Arabica coffee has less caffeine than Robusta, but almost twice the amount of lipids and naturally occurring sugars, meaning it often tastes a lot better."

    • @TheMrVengeance
      @TheMrVengeance 5 лет назад +1

      @@CaitiffPrimogen - Yeah, that "majority" is about their ground and whole bean coffee. Their instant is one of those "certain products" that is a mix.
      The mix being 95% Robusta and 5% Arabica.
      They even advertise the "PACKS A CAFFEINE PUNCH" on the instant (ie. it contains a lot of Robusta).
      Pretty misleading unless you know what you're looking for. 😕

  • @WhisperdaleD
    @WhisperdaleD 5 лет назад

    Beanies is pretty good, honestly. The irish coffee and the hazelnut flavours are lovely. But if you want cheap, delicious flavoured coffee, Littles is your best bet, it's hard to find in shops though - it's like what beanies WANTS to be, but Littles actually hits.

  • @sambeckettcat
    @sambeckettcat 5 лет назад +3

    I imagine the DYKG team walking into work only to see Ashens smiling behind a table with plastic cups filled with mysterious liquids and feeling waves of dread and fear wash over them.

  • @tiki_riot
    @tiki_riot 5 лет назад

    I’ve wanted to try these for a while, didn’t know you couldn’t put milk in, you’ve saved me some money Ashens, thanks! 😂

  • @MC-uc6ie
    @MC-uc6ie 5 лет назад +21

    "It Smells Better Then It Taste" - Applies to all coffee ever.

    • @kingjames4886
      @kingjames4886 5 лет назад +1

      um, no? are you 12?

    • @MC-uc6ie
      @MC-uc6ie 5 лет назад +5

      @@kingjames4886 Nope, full grown adult that has never found a coffee that has tasted good.

    • @kingjames4886
      @kingjames4886 5 лет назад

      @@MC-uc6ie have you tried a good espresso latte? coffee shouldn't taste like a donkeys ballsack...

    • @MC-uc6ie
      @MC-uc6ie 5 лет назад +7

      @@kingjames4886 Why do you know what a Donkey's Ballsack taste like?

    • @blankpage9277
      @blankpage9277 5 лет назад +4

      @@Dessan01 I like lattes. Caffeine and calcium in one fell swoop. If the coffee's good, it doesn't even need flavor or sweetener.

  • @thebigmacmoomin
    @thebigmacmoomin 4 года назад +2

    If it tastes burnt, is that because you are using boiling 100deg water? Coffee should use 96deg water as any higher burns it.

  • @jebbryant6522
    @jebbryant6522 5 лет назад +119

    Cookie dough flavoured sugar free food is the equivalent of having beef flavoured vegan sausages

    • @Calvin_Coolage
      @Calvin_Coolage 5 лет назад +16

      Except that would probably taste kinda ok.

    • @user-yv2cz8oj1k
      @user-yv2cz8oj1k 5 лет назад +25

      Well most beef flavoured crisps have been vegan friendly for decades. It was the non meat flavours that tended to be non vegan. 🤣

    • @jebbryant6522
      @jebbryant6522 5 лет назад +2

      L wait really like what sour cream and chives or honey soy how can ya mess that up?😂

    • @ashtonhoward5582
      @ashtonhoward5582 5 лет назад +4

      Except substitute beef tastes like beef.

    • @serendipitybetta9190
      @serendipitybetta9190 5 лет назад

      jeb bryant underrated comment.

  • @NyxVetro
    @NyxVetro 5 лет назад

    Someone I know recommended these to me recently! Apparently they're her absolute favorite coffee. Now I *really* have to try them...

  • @ash36230
    @ash36230 5 лет назад +9

    Lucky Dan, managed to escape this bane. Has he got a "get out of Ashens free" card that he pulled for this?

  • @faultelectronica
    @faultelectronica 5 лет назад

    I like the Beanies coffee. I've been drinking them for a couple of years now. The cookie dough flavour doesn't taste or smell like burnt rubber and I do add milk. They do loads of other flavours too. The mince pie flavoured ones were nice at Christmas. They're normally over £4 a jar, but if you do see them in Aldi, get them as they're only about £1.50 a jar.

  • @SkitzoBritzo
    @SkitzoBritzo 5 лет назад +12

    Why is ashens posting at nearly 4am uk time?

    • @kobalt_ren01
      @kobalt_ren01 5 лет назад +4

      IDK, but I'm awake for it

    • @kortmann9
      @kortmann9 5 лет назад +4

      Maybe he's being considerate to us Aussie's? It's about 3:30pm right now.
      What a nice bloke.

    • @madbstard1
      @madbstard1 5 лет назад +3

      Cos he wants to hit the kids in the US before they go to bed

    • @penfold7800
      @penfold7800 5 лет назад +1

      Because that's when the gaming pc needs a rest before it overheats!

    • @TheMrVengeance
      @TheMrVengeance 5 лет назад +6

      Because 4AM UK time is 8PM LA time, and evening in most of the US. Where RUclips's biggest audience is. Also Ashens isn't posting, it's just scheduled to go live.

  • @jlb9577
    @jlb9577 Год назад +1

    I was given a christmas selection of these in sachets by my auntie.
    I kept my girlfriend entertained by tasting a different one each evening over facetime and ranking them.
    All of them were disgusting, in different ways. Some had pleasant smells, but tasted vile, some were just bland, some smelled of vomit and tasted worse.
    I haven’t encountered a single “beanies” that is actually nice, but they always serve to make me chuckle when i see them in Home Sense or another store. A nice memory.

  • @taben9jake
    @taben9jake 5 лет назад +3

    "I'm going to go drink something more pleasant" cue Liquid Filth remix

  • @colonelcorndog
    @colonelcorndog 5 лет назад +2

    I remember having these for Christmas a few years ago. From what I remembered the jars did kinda smell of what they said on the label but they taste exactly like cheap burnt instant coffee with no hint of other flavour. Never tried it with milk fortunately though.

  • @eboscrabbly3728
    @eboscrabbly3728 5 лет назад +11

    the christmas pudding and mulled wine beanies coffees are so disgusting and the taste sticks around for a g e s. i actually wanted to die.

  • @Plasman00b
    @Plasman00b 5 лет назад

    When Stuart did that first, asmr sip, man... It really hit me!

  • @crackedemerald4930
    @crackedemerald4930 5 лет назад +3

    Those coffees give me some petrochemical vibes...

  • @billtims3998
    @billtims3998 4 года назад

    Love beanies especially the Irish cream omg its the best

  • @rorysparshott4223
    @rorysparshott4223 3 года назад +3

    The space year 2020... Yeah...

  • @darrenlenoble2750
    @darrenlenoble2750 5 лет назад +1

    Got two of these as a Christmas present never tasted them but I can still smell the Christmas pudding one in the back of my nose

  • @TheAncestralSpirit1
    @TheAncestralSpirit1 5 лет назад +5

    Ashens: This is a weak start.
    Me: Oh boy oh boy are you going to be surprised when you try the other 'flavours'!
    Such flavours include: Bland, bland, tasteless, bland and, i swear i drank this one a minute ago!
    Edit: There are a load more flavours than this, you can buy a mini tasters pack with something like 7 different flavours

  • @DanFPG
    @DanFPG 5 лет назад

    I brought one of these once, It was chocolate mint flavour It smelled and tasted EXACTLY like TCP!!!
    Its a shame he didn't find it because ohhhh boy it's a treat!

  • @MrJasonMcintyre
    @MrJasonMcintyre 5 лет назад +13

    I had planned on getting some of these. I will now not proceed with said plan.

    • @kingjames4886
      @kingjames4886 5 лет назад +2

      you should think more before you plan things...

  • @stevetheblobman
    @stevetheblobman 5 лет назад +1

    I tried the hazelnut one, the smell gets in EVERYTHING but it is at least distinctly hazelnut before you add water, then it just ends up tasting like water, but gone off.

  • @EthanfromEngland-
    @EthanfromEngland- 5 лет назад +3

    Ive bought a few of these or ones similar, they aint bad.

  • @krysagate
    @krysagate 5 лет назад

    I'm so glad I ever did go buy any of these petrol flavour sounds so yummy.

  • @coolman2805
    @coolman2805 5 лет назад +5

    “i’m trying to understand it” 💀💀💀😂

  • @Jayenkai
    @Jayenkai 5 лет назад

    These are much better when you add a spoonful of sugar to them. I stopped putting sugar in my coffee about a decade ago, so when I first tried these, thought they were awful.
    Over Xmas I got the advent calendar, and decided it best to at least "try" them with sugar.
    SO much better!!!
    Also, the "chocolate" ones really don't work that well.

  • @gacova1
    @gacova1 5 лет назад +14

    I was thinking "i wonder what happen to ashens" 5 seconds before this video and then this happens

  • @operationsauce
    @operationsauce 5 лет назад

    i saw an add for these a while ago and contemplated buying it, you saved me.

  • @katttgg
    @katttgg 5 лет назад +3

    There was an aldi caramel coffee that smelt like vomit :) made new years really fun.