I don't know what's crazier, the fact that Ashens thought that LootCrate would be so stupidly juvenile to send them a box full of inflatable crowns or the fact that _they actually fucking did it_.
I mean, even though he has a PhD in Psychology, it wasn't exactly difficult to work out that the bar for entry at the Lootcrate Comedy Club would be set pathetically low. 😂
Lol, Loot Crate are worse than Maker at trying to palm off un-sold merchandise :D But then again, I think everyone was in shock that the world wasn't interested in Markiplier pencil cases and Crendor key rings.!
See, I kind of got the impression that they don't really like him, but can't do anything to stop him from reviewing them. So instead they try to troll him with a pathetic item that they actually did choose to put in a crate at one time.. They even made sure to tell him to open it on camera. They almost seemed butt hurt to me lol
***** I don't see anyone else commenting on this conversation but you, so with your inherent bias towards me as i corrected you, you are now saying that i am a buffoon when in fact you are the buffoon. P.S It is spelt buffoon, not baffoon.
Aaah the trollface. I guess it's the year 2009. It really sucks that we all knew the lootcrate would be a bunch of inflatable crowns, not much of a surprise there. A true surprise would be having some decent shit in there.
@@RIXRADvidzActually if you go on their website they’re actually still selling boxes. It seems they got better funding tho, cuz the pictures showing the boxes are actually much better
Lootcrate should have sent him a box of Funkopops instead. But that would have been expensive and not kept with the Lootcrate tradition of being late as hell.
the epic comicast logo took me for a loop as I thought it said Comcast, an internet provider here in America. if it was then I would have suggested burning it and then hitting the ashes with a hammer.
Until the point where the box was opened, I could have sworn the f'cking inflatable f'cking crown thing was a joke. The lads at Loot Crate have a wicked sense of humour. Also Ashens do a giveaway with the crowns.
He totally got me with it too. Come home from a 14hr shift and see an Ashens Loot Crate. Excited I click forgetting what I clicked on and saw an Ashens Blind Bag and got even more excited. Turns out to be a Loot Crate video. It was a roller coaster.
Ashens, the onion ring t-shirt is in reference to a fanhack of sonic 2 called "Sonic 2 XL" In which all the rings are replaced with onion rings, and the more you "eat", the fatter sonic gets until he is rolling around or completely immobile. Look it up, it's hilarious.
thats a question many of us are asking :D its 1:12 where Iam, but when I saw all those fucking inflatable fucking crowns I knew it was absolutely worth it :D
+ana rainbow the irony of you typing your time as twelve minutes past 1 and saying that the inflatable crowns was worth the watch when youtube thought you was bookmarking a time in the video at the exact time he talks about inflatable crowns XD
Spherical shaped ice (or in this case dice shaped ice) melt slower than cubed ice, so they're used when drinking whisky or scotch so as not to water down your drink :)
hey Ashton good job like the work that you do your loot crate's are insanely funny the way you just voice your opinions like body hell you know I'm sitting here in a homeless shelter and you just cheer me up thank you so much man and Bob's your uncle love what you do hit me up gamer x out
Please tell me I'm not the only one who hummed Ashens' technical difficulties tune while he opened the bag. Made it even more humorous when he said, "Not that tune!"
+TheGingerJuices i just shouted "Fuck you ashens, i doubt youve heard Dirtyphonics x Funtcase - Neckbreaker!" because i i know i am the only person here that likes dubstep. CRUCIFY ME!
I find myself looking forward to your videos far more than anything else in my sub list, save for GMM, where I'd say it's about a tie. Why do I find such satisfaction in these videos? God knows, but here I am, loving it. Cheers! ;)
+John Clavis They should do a video where they walk up to random strangers and place a crown on their head, then walk away. *The rules;* *-They have to get the stranger to take the crown with them.* *-They can't say anything.*
They could ask people what they're really good at, and whatever people answer, they could say "Then you are the King/Queen of ______" and put the crown on their head. Maybe also get stickers made that say "KING/QUEEN of _______" (like "HELLO My Name Is _____" stickers) to stick on their chest as well! Have a little bluetooth speaker for playing "God Save the Queen (She Ain't No Human Been)" or something every time they walk away. See if they do the wave properly! Okay, I just put too much thought into this...
Hey, you got the 'rare' loot crate pin! Sadly, they made the terrible decision so many blind box things do and decided 'rare' means 'remove all detail'. The regular pin is all nicely enameled
That big lump of ice is for when you're drinking whiskey on the rocks. Doesn't dilute as fast as regular ice cubes. Though it's probably a better idea to just use whiskey stones instead.
I did comment on the last video about Super Geek Box being only about £10 and the others being about £20. And even including shipping it's still significantly cheaper than the other two by about £10. Lootcrate costs around £28 a month and Super Geek Box is around £17...
Considering one was clearly sent with the max you can get because it was going to ashens and you'd normally just get the shirt and magnets or mug, guess loot rate won this month. Not tempted by a crate that only guarantees that you might get something good each month
LoL I LOVE your "fucking inflatable, fucking crown" rant! I get Loot Crate's alternative option of Loot Anime. For March's box we were told what anime titles to expect items from. One of them happened to be from one of my favorite anime, Yu-Gi-Oh! (Don't judge!) So all month I was super excited, and irritated when the boxes were late. Even more so when they finally came. Socks! The item attached to my favorite anime was socks, and crap socks at that! So in line with your "fucking inflatable, fucking crown!" I refer to them as "Stupid, shit socks!" I'm with you if Loot Crate doesn't shape up, I'm leaving! I have better crap to spend my money on than stupid, shit socks!
+Brian S I know what you're talking about you made me laugh, my favorite is when Richard pretends to be an Ethel the old lady and makes no attempt to disguise his voice lmao
+marcianito 100% real ayy because none of the voice actors have ever gotten it right with sonic. The guy who voices him in Lost World did a decent job, but they're still directing him to be a one-dimensional character, so it falls on its face there.
![Bad Unboxing - Super Geek Box [June 2015]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kK2Df1us6rI/mqdefault.jpg)
I don't know what's crazier, the fact that Ashens thought that LootCrate would be so stupidly juvenile to send them a box full of inflatable crowns or the fact that _they actually fucking did it_.
maybe both.😂
I mean, even though he has a PhD in Psychology, it wasn't exactly difficult to work out that the bar for entry at the Lootcrate Comedy Club would be set pathetically low. 😂
Nice to see that the quality of Loot Crate's jokes in on par with the quality of their boxes...
Those inflatable crowns reproduce fast it seems.
+SpeediraWindira Its like the tribbles all over again!
The next gen Plague is HERE!
Hide your children.!
They only sent two, it just multiplied while going through the post
+SpeediraWindira Probably because they're fucking.
next loot crate will bury him in them like Kirk and the truffles
If I were you, with how much you've criticized past loot-crates, I'd have been afraid that box was filled with anthrax and killer bees.
Am I the only one who thought the Loot Crate thing at the start would be legit, not just crowns?
I did to LOL
I was expecting crowns as packing material.
i was expecting a non troll to trick ashens, but he saw it coming
me
+Taylorover9001 - The Cando Railfan i did until he mentioned inflatable crowns lol
Lol, Loot Crate are worse than Maker at trying to palm off un-sold merchandise :D
But then again, I think everyone was in shock that the world wasn't interested in Markiplier pencil cases and Crendor key rings.!
+Larry Bundy Jr If only they were Marki-pliers and Cren-door stops.
...I'll go now...
+Larry Bundy Jr You should put some skin in the merch game. I'd buy jimmie hats with your face on them!
noisyturtle Well I've got a Mega Drive/Genesis game coming out soon, that's "sort of" merchandise.
+Larry Bundy Jr
Johnny Shitcock
Fuck 'em, I'd have them all to myself! :D
I'm kind of surprised Loot Crate doesn't mind him insulting pretty much every one he gets.
+Bman54X Probably stupid people are still buying them even with him pointing out how shit it is all the time.
+Bman54X I imagine that's why they sent him a box full of fucking infatable fucking crowns.
He sponsors them all that matter is that they get his money
Oh look, hipsters hating a popular show for the sake of it!
See, I kind of got the impression that they don't really like him, but can't do anything to stop him from reviewing them. So instead they try to troll him with a pathetic item that they actually did choose to put in a crate at one time.. They even made sure to tell him to open it on camera. They almost seemed butt hurt to me lol
I feel like the Loot Crate people actually take what Ashens says to heart. I'm proud!
I love the weird unlicensed items. Omg, there needs to be a monthly subscription box of bootleg items
Sign those crowns and sell em for 10 bucks (uhh, pounds?) a pop on ebay.
+ohnoanotherputz
It's Ashens, 1 quid or nothing.
+A Somewhat Amused British Guy £10 = $14.44
***** It wasn't intended to be that way. By the way £10 = $14.45, just making sure to correct you as your comment was quite wrong.
***** It is so fun to troll you.
***** I don't see anyone else commenting on this conversation but you, so with your inherent bias towards me as i corrected you, you are now saying that i am a buffoon when in fact you are the buffoon.
P.S It is spelt buffoon, not baffoon.
Kinda cheeky that they used unlicensed products in that second box
and later boxes too!
"Because everybody knows that vegetables are evil" I died laughing.
+Ruby McRoberts have you ever eaten one? they're evil just like he said...
The best part was he was right.
Rip
The real surprise is that LootCrate lasted 3 more years after this point 😂
The overstock of fucking inflatable fucking crowns was an obvious early sign of possible bankruptcy
maybe ashens should give all the crowns with his signature
Example: "Fucking Inflatable Fucking Crown"-Ashens
like a youtube giveaway of the crowns aren't all gone by now 😂
Aaah the trollface. I guess it's the year 2009. It really sucks that we all knew the lootcrate would be a bunch of inflatable crowns, not much of a surprise there. A true surprise would be having some decent shit in there.
Hahahah! The crowns! Oh Loot Crate, you really showed Ashens! Which is why he's still around and you're slowly dying... Nice one lads.
01NOV21, LootCrate is no more. been gone a while
@@RIXRADvidzActually if you go on their website they’re actually still selling boxes. It seems they got better funding tho, cuz the pictures showing the boxes are actually much better
Lootcrate should have sent him a box of Funkopops instead.
But that would have been expensive and not kept with the Lootcrate tradition of being late as hell.
the epic comicast logo took me for a loop as I thought it said Comcast, an internet provider here in America.
if it was then I would have suggested burning it and then hitting the ashes with a hammer.
And then sealing the ashes in a crate and throw it into the Atlantic Ocean
+Pho ton then trying to put the Atlantic ocean in a rocket and launching it into the sun
+Nightofnostars11 And then detonate the sun.
+Roxie ღ then blow up the milky way galaxy
+Nightofnostars11 And then sucking up the ashes of the milky way with a vacuum, and then setting it on fire.
Wouldn't everybody prefer the mug or coasters to the bag? I can't imagine wanting to use a game of thrones messenger bag.
Until the point where the box was opened, I could have sworn the f'cking inflatable f'cking crown thing was a joke. The lads at Loot Crate have a wicked sense of humour. Also Ashens do a giveaway with the crowns.
A fucking inflatable fucking crown
I was right I was fucking right xD
Fuck sake spoiler alert
AnArmedAardvark don't read comments before the video, sorry btw
+Fierce Deity Link No. It's a fucking inflatable fucking hoarde! :P
+Fierce Deity Link wild wacky inflateable crown flailing youtube man
This wasn't a blind bag, Ashens, yah got your intros mixed up.
He totally got me with it too. Come home from a 14hr shift and see an Ashens Loot Crate. Excited I click forgetting what I clicked on and saw an Ashens Blind Bag and got even more excited. Turns out to be a Loot Crate video.
It was a roller coaster.
3 Fragile signs? On the same side?
+Ian Grote McMLGFly it isnt fragile on the other sides
+Ian Grote McMLGFly "It's more likely than you think..."
and a triangle has three sides.😲😲😲😲😲 illumanati confirmed!!!!
Ashens, the onion ring t-shirt is in reference to a fanhack of sonic 2 called "Sonic 2 XL" In which all the rings are replaced with onion rings, and the more you "eat", the fatter sonic gets until he is rolling around or completely immobile. Look it up, it's hilarious.
why am I up at midnight watching this?
Because you're not sleeping.
thats a question many of us are asking :D its 1:12 where Iam, but when I saw all those fucking inflatable fucking crowns I knew it was absolutely worth it :D
+Will Fitzpatrick Because you don't live in America where it isn't midnight yet.
'Murica.
+ana rainbow the irony of you typing your time as twelve minutes past 1 and saying that the inflatable crowns was worth the watch when youtube thought you was bookmarking a time in the video at the exact time he talks about inflatable crowns XD
+Simon Longshore what ? XD I didnt even realize that :D :D
"Obligated to move along speedily" - Sanic
Spherical shaped ice (or in this case dice shaped ice) melt slower than cubed ice, so they're used when drinking whisky or scotch so as not to water down your drink :)
I just watched the inflatable crown video and was searching through your playlist just to enjoy your pain once more
The Recommended Videos bar tells me its been a year since the original Crown Incident.
Guess that's why they did it.
"hey, remember when our product was substandard? heres a big box to remind everyone!"
I BURPED WHEN I SAW ASHENS UPLOADED A NEW VIDEO
+Vanilid He uploads them every tuesday and thursday, what did you expect?
+MrE10000g
Obviously... he was expecting his second burp of the week.
supyoist
An edit was made, friend.
rareblues78daddy
Oh.
I love Sonic, but the Hoard of the Rings one nearly had me crying laughing. The 8D face was just perfect. XDDDD
I actually hummed when Ashens told me to and nearly spat out my drink when he ridiculed me
+PrestoAJD That's exactly what I did too.
"Amuse yourselves by humming music while I do this."
(Insert humming of My Little Pony tune)
"No not that tune! God, what is wrong with you?"
if it was filled with crowns, badges and shoelaces, that would have been brilliant
hey Ashton good job like the work that you do your loot crate's are insanely funny the way you just voice your opinions like body hell you know I'm sitting here in a homeless shelter and you just cheer me up thank you so much man and Bob's your uncle love what you do hit me up gamer x out
Love and happiness. Also, slight bit of mirth with talking about pick and choosing box while opening a a pikachew gum box.
"Massively Overweight Sonic the Hedghehog"
Literally DeviantArt smut
Please tell me I'm not the only one who hummed Ashens' technical difficulties tune while he opened the bag.
Made it even more humorous when he said, "Not that tune!"
ASHENS GOT HIS LETTER. OH MY GOD!!!!
"I love dark souls, so I have very much SOULD on that."
I see what you did there....
Anyone else hum when he said, and changed tune when he didn't like it? xD
+TheGingerJuices I started to hum the Game of Thrones tune and then he got upset and I got upset and so I than I remembered it was a video.
+TheGingerJuices I hummed the game of thrones theme
+Colorshy's Funbox that defiantly happend
+TheGingerJuices i just shouted "Fuck you ashens, i doubt youve heard Dirtyphonics x Funtcase - Neckbreaker!" because i i know i am the only person here that likes dubstep.
CRUCIFY ME!
+What was the Curse of the Bambino So defiantly. Quite admirable, in fact.
"What more do you want out of Life?"
Well a small loan of a million dollars would be nice...
Love, let mom's forced memes die.
A calendar? Surely ashens meant a clender, they are far superior.
"Bloody hell, are we still doing these?"
I kinda want a signed copy of inflatable crown by ashens.
I find myself looking forward to your videos far more than anything else in my sub list, save for GMM, where I'd say it's about a tie. Why do I find such satisfaction in these videos? God knows, but here I am, loving it. Cheers! ;)
That Sonic t-shirt, though...the Deviantart is real.
their regular crates belong perfectly in that troll package.
Is that... is that T-shirt based on the Sonic 2 XL romhack?
It has to be. It made me laugh so hard! XD
+FancyCat That's what I was thinking too. :O
That labyrinth T is so legit, I need one.
The super geek box looks to be filled with the knock off tat you find people selling at a swap meet.
the blind bag intro is easily my personal favorite
you have to do a barshens where you go out to some public space and sent all those inflatable crowns on fire at the same time!
I won't tell you what the voice recognition software I'm using thought I said when I said "a barshens“, but I think you can figure it out...
+John Clavis They should do a video where they walk up to random strangers and place a crown on their head, then walk away.
*The rules;*
*-They have to get the stranger to take the crown with them.*
*-They can't say anything.*
They could ask people what they're really good at, and whatever people answer, they could say "Then you are the King/Queen of ______" and put the crown on their head. Maybe also get stickers made that say "KING/QUEEN of _______" (like "HELLO My Name Is _____" stickers) to stick on their chest as well! Have a little bluetooth speaker for playing "God Save the Queen (She Ain't No Human Been)" or something every time they walk away. See if they do the wave properly! Okay, I just put too much thought into this...
Ashens gets so much use out of that Sound Machine. Clearly that must have been the greatest pull he ever got!
Screw the mystery box blowout, I want to see you livestream the blow-UP of all those inflatable crowns!
i laughed way more than i should of at all of the inflatable crowns
5:25 *hums bonetrousle*
5:30 *is sad.*
+Chocl8215 ...I got ''Girl from Ipanema''....same as the elevator...
+Chocl8215 lol
+Chocl8215 I hummed the Game of Thrones theme
+Jordan Johnson no because you think Undertale is a religion, dumbass
+Chocl8215 I just hummed random fucking notes.
he says "pick and choose" while opening pika chews, unintentional/intentional pun of the day, well done
What tune did YOU hum when the bag moved behind the camera? I went with a classic, the Indiana Jones theme.
+B9scrambler The Ashens theme, actually...
+B9scrambler
The Stanley Parable thing
Skyrim dovahkin theme song
+B9scrambler Darude - Sandstorm
Theme tune to countdown
they should have loaded it up with pins too since we all know how much ashens loves those pins that come with the loot crates
This honestly makes me like Lootcrate more than anything else could
Which still isn't a lot
When Ashens Says, "FACKING INFLATABLE CROWNS" We HIAL (Pop), HIAL (Pop), Right In Loot Crates Face.
A few years late with the troll face....
Hey, you got the 'rare' loot crate pin! Sadly, they made the terrible decision so many blind box things do and decided 'rare' means 'remove all detail'. The regular pin is all nicely enameled
It's good that Lootcrate seems to have a sense of humour about all this stuff.
+Alex Summers It's easy to have a sense of humor when you're making money hand over fist selling flea market garbage to nerds
and that didn't save them from bankruptcy lol
That dice and poster were my favourite items
Hey Ashens, send me a fucking inflatable fucking crown, I'll pay for the shipping
That big lump of ice is for when you're drinking whiskey on the rocks. Doesn't dilute as fast as regular ice cubes. Though it's probably a better idea to just use whiskey stones instead.
Wow... I love lootcrate's sense of humour
Wall Smath I legitimately found that funny.
I start humming "girl from epanema" when he yelled "not that tune", I lost it!
I'd like a plastic crow... life in plastic, it's fantastic.
oh no... I made that reference 😯
CROWN! but a plastic crow would also be acceptable.
+16 Mega Pickles Would be even better.
Love your commentary, Stuart. You are the Murray Walker of tat and dicey comestibles.
Make a fucking inflatable fucking throne out of the crowns
The massive ice cube is just for whisky, or maybe it would work with Bailey's too.
But StuuaaaaAAARRTTT
winter is coming in australia
The whole southern hemisphere.
I dont't get why they call summer winter in Australia. Couldn't you guys just have winter be the hot season and summer the less hot season?
marcianito 100% real ayy no because that's stupid and would never catch on
I did comment on the last video about Super Geek Box being only about £10 and the others being about £20. And even including shipping it's still significantly cheaper than the other two by about £10. Lootcrate costs around £28 a month and Super Geek Box is around £17...
Music from Green Hill Zone or GTFO. I concur.
they got 20 points for the big box because the troll face he wasn't expecting
I started humming the jeopardy theme.
=(
+Timothy Jacques .... I got ''Girl from Ipanema''...
Me too lol
BleedingCosmos ..Lift Music RULES!!!
I sang Wait and Bleed
Demon Rantz gonna googlitt
Considering one was clearly sent with the max you can get because it was going to ashens and you'd normally just get the shirt and magnets or mug, guess loot rate won this month. Not tempted by a crate that only guarantees that you might get something good each month
remember those like 3 months when loot crate weren't the worst?
+The Pixelated Gamer Nope.
+The Pixelated Gamer No?
Drives away with the Sonic plush keyring, the key cap and the badge.....jovially!
It's not "Fragile", it's "Fra-gee-lay" It's Italian!
LoL I LOVE your "fucking inflatable, fucking crown" rant! I get Loot Crate's alternative option of Loot Anime. For March's box we were told what anime titles to expect items from. One of them happened to be from one of my favorite anime, Yu-Gi-Oh! (Don't judge!) So all month I was super excited, and irritated when the boxes were late. Even more so when they finally came. Socks! The item attached to my favorite anime was socks, and crap socks at that! So in line with your "fucking inflatable, fucking crown!" I refer to them as "Stupid, shit socks!" I'm with you if Loot Crate doesn't shape up, I'm leaving! I have better crap to spend my money on than stupid, shit socks!
These boxes are the best thing on your channel. Why stop?
+Alexis Ventura His old food videos are his best I think.
+Alexis Ventura and I prefer the blind bags
+Samurai Shampoo he hasn't done popstation in bloody ages! That was the main reason i started watching back in 2007.
Two months in a row of very high value stuff in the Geek Gear boxes. I'm very tempted to try and subscribe to that thing.
so basically these are 30€ boxes of junk what you don´t need or want.
good to see that you got over those baby orbs as well ashens
Stuart just got fucking memed on.
If you did give out the crowns, signing some would be a nice touch.
Did LootCrate actually send you all those FIFCs? Or did you and a mate buy a million of them, print a troll face, and place them in a box?
+T.Y. Netees probably the second one...
+T.Y. Netees Check the signed names?
***** i was just posing a Idea i mean did anyone actly check the names??
why be so sceptical ashens wouldn't bother doing that to prolong an old joke
+T.Y. Netees Not everything is a conspiracy, go back to yelling ''911 was insid jub''
The unboxing videos are truly the best!
WRONG INTRO YA BIG DUMMY!
He did it for the first box.
+The Channel Fadge Loot Crate actually has two intros.
An excellent comment
This might be weird, but why did you say "ya big dummy". Reminds me of a tradio prank call I saw.
+Brian S I know what you're talking about you made me laugh, my favorite is when Richard pretends to be an Ethel the old lady and makes no attempt to disguise his voice lmao
That... Sonic was ahead of its time :D
Good god, hahaha, those arse-holes just KNEW how much you hated them for that bullcrap inflatable crown the first time X"D
"If you want some contraceptive advice, never use a carrier bag and some string, it never works. Just ask my son." Quote of the year
A Sonic plush that doesn't even say "gotta go fast"? What a fucking ripoff.
have you ever went fast
I prefer Sonic when he shuts his trap. Fuck his generic '90s attitude.
**pushes glasses up nose** Idz clazzig Zonig, nod Zonig X, nublet.
+marcianito 100% real ayy because none of the voice actors have ever gotten it right with sonic. The guy who voices him in Lost World did a decent job, but they're still directing him to be a one-dimensional character, so it falls on its face there.
The sanic plush part was the best.
The Geek Gear actually seems quite good
If I wanted a box of tat, I would want that box of tat.
tecnicaly winters alwase on its way except for when its here