I miss Wolf. He's indirectly responsible for me finding Mauler and Rags, and then I started getting recommended The Critical Drinker, AZ, and the like. By watching all these channels, not only was I entertained, but my analytical skills for media was improved. I hope you're doing okay, Wolf. 💜
@@DamienBlade I would hope he's doing well considering he's still editing EFAP. =) I loved his videos as well. He was my indirect introduction to Mauler and Rags, and then Drinker and the rest.
@MountainKing88771 If I recall correctly at first he behaved rather erratically which made Mauler see him as less of a chill meme guy and more as a time bomb and he didn’t want the extra attention from Efap be the thing that set him off. A bit latter Jared got trolled on stream, so he lost his cool and threatened to kill the trolls and their loved ones. Apparently not for the first time. So, Mauler, Rags and Wolf made a statement that they did not condone his behaviour and ask the community to not give him anymore attention in form of memes and engagement.
@@MountainKing88771There's been some mentions of it but apparently Jared came out as a Pedo having been caught messaging minors on twitter and he said some weird stuff excusing the actions like somehow reaching out to them (minor's) spiritually, just some crazy stuff. I just learned this today so someone more familiar with that situation could explain it better than I ever could.
@@Amarenamann incoherent speech = Tzeench, beaten his dad in a fistfight due to anger issues = Khorne, proposed normalisation dating minors = Slaanesh, look at his room, tons of random garbage, overall filth, the "blessed" door and especially cursed bed = Nurgle. Trully a champion of all chaos gods.
Seeing this and the previous episodes brings back a lot of memories. It almost feels like a lifetime ago but really so much has changed. And TLJ is a movie I doubt I'll ever forget, much as I want to. It was the movie that made me realize just how garbage Disney Star Wars was; the final straw. It was also a movie that made me realize how important Luke Skywalker was to me growing up and how much I disliked Rian's take on him for doing one of the worst character assassinations I've ever seen. Also, TLJ brought me to EFAP and I haven't left. So to all the massives out there, rejoice in the origin story.
I feel like the old Dishonoured Wolf podcasts are a treasure trove of ancient pre-EFAP memes and lore and I hope to see them all resurrected, of course if it's okay with Wolf. Much love
OMG where??? Do I have to know a secret keyword that leads me down the path that reveals a wormhole to a rabbit hole that culminates with wisdom of a Dishonored Wolf-man???
33:09 That yellow thing actually looks more like a piece of foam he's sleeping on rather than a blanket. So he's sleeping on what looks like a table or cot, with foam topper and then a loose sheet on top with an uncovered pillow.
I had never seen this youtuber before so at the start of the video i was a little confused. I thought he was a slightly sweet looking boy who is a little slow. I thought you guys were being cruel. But then i saw more of him and it all made sense. I apologize for ever questioning your motive boys. Keep doing what you are doing.
@@humgap It's one thing to have your own political beliefs, no one, not even celebrities, should feel they have to keep that hidden. It's another thing entirely to actively join in dog piles against people you disagree with, especially when the majority of your career has been spent being a hero and a source of inspiration for people from all walks of life. Hope this helps.
Look into Hamill even more. He's a weirdo and a creep. He and his wife heavily pressured their sons girlfriend to get an abortion. Hamill also has done stuff like publicly dump trash on the street from his car and, disgustingly enough, fished cigarette out of trash to smoke them. He's a real degen.
Jered had himself a Mandela Effect. As far as he knows Rey killed Han. She didn't even turn to the dark side first. It was just something she felt like doing. 😄😄😄
When I was 18 I won a full HD camera in an inter-school competition. I filmed some stuff that I wanted to post on RUclips, but then I realized I don't really have anything to say. On one hand it's surprising how easy it is to ramble for 10 minutes, but on the other hand one has to have enough self reflection to realize that podcasting, vlogging, reviewing entertainment is not a job anyone is cut out to do. Anyway, this is just my comment. Don't treat it like religion. It is what it is. I think I handled it well with the way I handled it.
This is one of those videos you like after one of the first hilarious things you see then you accidentally unlike because your blinded with laughter and forgot the first one
When he's talking about liking that scene with Darth Vader and Kylo Ren... was he thinking of The Force Awakens again where Kylo Ren is talking to Vader's melted helmet? That's the only thing I can think of. But it probably isn't.
Anyone who's anyone knows Dishonored Wolf's TLJ review is the best of all time. Watching it was my first step back to sanity after being traumatized by Ruin Johnson.
Reminds me of when I saw a "review" of The Shawshank Redemption and the guy clearly had never seen the film before. He was literally reading the names of the characters as he was filming. He mispronounced "Dufresne" pronouncing it phonetically, even though it's said out loud by multiple people, throughout the film. And then he Just went on to say "the film is Just about them becoming friends and what happens to them in prison." He doesn't say what happens. He doesn't mention the Warden, who becomes the villain. He doesn't mention any of the side characters. He doesn't give the impression that he's seen the film at all.
I haven’t watched this in years and haven’t laughed so hard in the same amount of time. Efap remains fantastic but the early era with Jared is unique in its unintentional brilliance.
My experience, movie clips on youtube are for people that have seen the film and want to watch a particular scene they enjoyed. I've never watched clips of films i haven't seen.
23:41 😮 In other news, this movie "critic" thinks that Rey Skywalker killed Han Solo in Star Wars VIII. What next? Did she order the hit on Sonny Corleone? 😏😒🙄
>it's just a movie, dudes >it's not that important, get a life I wonder why people pay thousands of dollars and invest many years to learn to write, if it's just a movies. I wonder why people invest millions of dollars into just a movies. I wonder why George Lucas sold the Star Wars IP for billions of dollars, if those are just a movies. I WONDER.
I really like that you all were jovial and light-hearted about joking on him instead of just ragging on him for his 'review'. It was a great time to watch and a lot of good feedback was given! hope he sees it and thinks of it the same way.
It seems clear to me that what he did is despite having claimed to watch the movie he actually just watched a bunch of clips and tried to piece them together, and got a tonne of details from multiple movies confused.
Ireland and Russia are up there in alcoholism but Wisconsin takes the cake baby, we got a bar on every corner, if you start the day without a Leinenkugal’s summer shandy or a spotted cow you’re not doin it right
"So, like, that old lady with the purple hair - What the hell was up with that?? But I thought she was good."
Real opinion instantly followed by please don't cancel me lie.
@@centerfield6339
The modern age.
*"They did it okay the way they did it."*
-Bilbo Baggins, inspired by Jared Genesis.
May baby Jared bless our souls...
[Smokes pipe]
“To quote Jared Genesis, …”
@@SleightlyPersonal Indeed, smokes a lot of pipe.
Jilbrado Gaeggins
“I knew rags was a queer “ still one of the funniest random things I’ve ever heard
Worst kept secret of EFAP.
Timestamp?
@@camillecunningham7348a different video, sadly
@@TaniksCaesarisn't that "oh my God, he's a queer"
@@Pistonrager Even worse than the original image his icon is cropped out of...
“Fuckiiiinnn’… Chewbacca and R2D2 were in it…” -Jared, Last Jedi Review
Yep… for like five minutes. Combined
It almost sounded like he called him Jewbacca.
48:16
That line killed me
EFAP is like a box of Jareds, you never know what you're gonna get.
"He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit."
>EFAP Highlights
>a clips channel
>over 1 hour long
I goddamn love EFAP and this channel. And this community.
We praise the long
Pepe's unite!
Fighting attention span deficit, one eternity-long highlight at a time.
The longman is indeed long
29:30 The moment where even Jared's own fan fiction doesn't even sound good in his own head and Rags dies of laughter🤣😂🤣😂
37:48 "I would kill to have him on my podcast, that would be the best episode ever!" - Wolf 2017
In the business, we call this foreshadowing
Lol
No way, did he go on? When?
@@mrandorex7495He did and it turns out he's much more unhinged than we thought lol I can't remember when it happened though
Only an EFAP *highlight* would be 1 hour long
EFAP is basically the cricket 🏏 of RUclips reviews.
@@jonathanyaloussa what does that mean xd
@@butnobodycame7022
Oh, that's because a game of Cricket can be played for 7 hours.
@@jonathanyaloussa ooooooooooooooh lol, I see, thx :D
@@butnobodycame7022 That's not all. Some cricket games can be played for a whole week. So you cam imagine how long the highlights can be.
I miss Wolf. He's indirectly responsible for me finding Mauler and Rags, and then I started getting recommended The Critical Drinker, AZ, and the like. By watching all these channels, not only was I entertained, but my analytical skills for media was improved.
I hope you're doing okay, Wolf. 💜
Does Wolf still have a channel? Or is he just doing one-offs with EFAP?
I think his channel is gone, but works behind the scenes as a full tume editor for EFAP (that's his voice at the end of the highlights vids)
@@PelemusMcSoy Well hope he's doing alright. I was a mod in his Discord server for a long time up until things all went to shit. Loved his videos.
@@DamienBlade I would hope he's doing well considering he's still editing EFAP. =)
I loved his videos as well. He was my indirect introduction to Mauler and Rags, and then Drinker and the rest.
There are reuploads of a lot of his videos on RUclips. Same they're all like 240p, but they're reuploads
"They did it okay the way they did it"
-Jarlo Baggins
Legendary lore moment
Crazy to think that there might be a lot of people in the community now who don’t know about Jared and why EFAP eventually distanced itself from him.
Hey that's me! I have liked Mauler's stuff but only recently got around to watching EFAP. What is the lore on this guy?
@MountainKing88771
If I recall correctly at first he behaved rather erratically which made Mauler see him as less of a chill meme guy and more as a time bomb and he didn’t want the extra attention from Efap be the thing that set him off.
A bit latter Jared got trolled on stream, so he lost his cool and threatened to kill the trolls and their loved ones. Apparently not for the first time.
So, Mauler, Rags and Wolf made a statement that they did not condone his behaviour and ask the community to not give him anymore attention in form of memes and engagement.
@enjoytheholidays That's not okay the way he did it.
@@MountainKing88771There's been some mentions of it but apparently Jared came out as a Pedo having been caught messaging minors on twitter and he said some weird stuff excusing the actions like somehow reaching out to them (minor's) spiritually, just some crazy stuff. I just learned this today so someone more familiar with that situation could explain it better than I ever could.
@@nicholas2153 So he's the YandereDev of film reviews?
I want to see whatever Star Wars movie Jared saw. It sounds like a fascinating experience
I mean they did do it okay the way they did it after all
Fr imagine a evil ray lol
To see it you would have to go to a galaxy far far away
"Autistic Asari from Mass Effect" Holy shit I busted a gut laughing at that. Wolf's banter is fucking incredible lmao
Jared had seen the rare
STAR WARS- The Last Jedi Awakens
The Last Rise of Force Jedi Skywalker Awakens
Jared is ALL of the chaos gods at once!
He reminds me of Slaanesh the most.
@@Amarenamann incoherent speech = Tzeench, beaten his dad in a fistfight due to anger issues = Khorne, proposed normalisation dating minors = Slaanesh, look at his room, tons of random garbage, overall filth, the "blessed" door and especially cursed bed = Nurgle. Trully a champion of all chaos gods.
@@dimas3829 Jared is perfect, there is no debate.
@@Amarenamann no
@@Quole1234nough
“Chewbacca and R2D2 were in it,” made me nearly piss myself.
Seeing this and the previous episodes brings back a lot of memories. It almost feels like a lifetime ago but really so much has changed. And TLJ is a movie I doubt I'll ever forget, much as I want to. It was the movie that made me realize just how garbage Disney Star Wars was; the final straw. It was also a movie that made me realize how important Luke Skywalker was to me growing up and how much I disliked Rian's take on him for doing one of the worst character assassinations I've ever seen. Also, TLJ brought me to EFAP and I haven't left. So to all the massives out there, rejoice in the origin story.
I feel like the old Dishonoured Wolf podcasts are a treasure trove of ancient pre-EFAP memes and lore and I hope to see them all resurrected, of course if it's okay with Wolf. Much love
Hello Clone of mine :]
@@nyancat4292 well hello there
There are a few old TDW podcasts still lurking on RUclips
OMG where??? Do I have to know a secret keyword that leads me down the path that reveals a wormhole to a rabbit hole that culminates with wisdom of a Dishonored Wolf-man???
@@markHolmes81274 Just search for TDW Podcast, only a hand few left think the last three?
33:09 That yellow thing actually looks more like a piece of foam he's sleeping on rather than a blanket. So he's sleeping on what looks like a table or cot, with foam topper and then a loose sheet on top with an uncovered pillow.
Bro you can't make fun of people just because they're poor
@@stellviahohenheim I personally didn't make fun of anyone. I was stating it looked like foam, not a blanket. That is an observation.
Wolf my bro you have to keep doing these 😂 these little nostalgia trips are great 👍🏻
"just cuz James Ralph was born in 1705..."
Lmao
18:48
I had never seen this youtuber before so at the start of the video i was a little confused. I thought he was a slightly sweet looking boy who is a little slow. I thought you guys were being cruel. But then i saw more of him and it all made sense. I apologize for ever questioning your motive boys. Keep doing what you are doing.
Wolf has ascended and now watches over efap.
Rags is just firing missile after missile without having to reload
It's a shame Mark Hamill had to go and lose everybodys respect
Seriously. I've said it before, and I'll say it again- I'll never forgive social media for forcing me to meet my heroes. So many disappointments.
What did Mark Hamill do? :'(
@@humgap It's one thing to have your own political beliefs, no one, not even celebrities, should feel they have to keep that hidden. It's another thing entirely to actively join in dog piles against people you disagree with, especially when the majority of your career has been spent being a hero and a source of inspiration for people from all walks of life.
Hope this helps.
@@humgap he's an unrepentantly deranged Twitter nut with a witless political ax to grind. He's about as bad on there as Stephen King is. Yikes.
Look into Hamill even more. He's a weirdo and a creep. He and his wife heavily pressured their sons girlfriend to get an abortion.
Hamill also has done stuff like publicly dump trash on the street from his car and, disgustingly enough, fished cigarette out of trash to smoke them.
He's a real degen.
Review on the poster: 5 stars "fukkin....Chewbacca and R2D2 are in it" - Jared
Thus began the legend of Jared
This is an enlightened review from a darker timeline where Luke and Han both died in TLJ with Han being killed by Rey
The brain damage is strong with this one.
blessings of the dark gods are two-edged sword. That what you get by building your room as Nurgle's altar.
I never knew the Fringloid was there from B.E. (Before EFAP). The more you know ay…
This is bringing me back so far in time. Hearing wolf again gives life new meaning.
Jared Genesis lived up to his name as the genesis of EFAP.
I love how the whole point of the highlights was to show a snippet of the funniest stuff and only two weeks in, the highlights are now over an hour.
The most EFAP thing ever.
Jered had himself a Mandela Effect. As far as he knows Rey killed Han.
She didn't even turn to the dark side first. It was just something she felt like doing. 😄😄😄
This is one if the funniest videos i have seen on RUclips. Laugh? I nearly shat myself!
they were kinda mean
"I'd like to discuss my thoughts about this film with you. I never watch films in their entirety - only random clips of films."
He did say he watched the full movie, well this one
I just found Jared again. He thought that Wolf was a bit gay for him. Funniest shit I’ve seen for weeks.
When I was 18 I won a full HD camera in an inter-school competition. I filmed some stuff that I wanted to post on RUclips, but then I realized I don't really have anything to say. On one hand it's surprising how easy it is to ramble for 10 minutes, but on the other hand one has to have enough self reflection to realize that podcasting, vlogging, reviewing entertainment is not a job anyone is cut out to do. Anyway, this is just my comment. Don't treat it like religion. It is what it is. I think I handled it well with the way I handled it.
You know I think this could be the next big thing, reviewing the dreams you had while having fallen asleep in the movie theater.
it started so serious, and then it became a full-on bully-fest, that's fucking hilarious lmao
It’s amazing that both Tonald and Jared ended up on the podcast
The only difference is tonald isn't a horrible monster.
@@akumasstorytime3910 what happened with Jared?
@@brandonm1708 talked about weird pedo shit then it came out that he either tried to or actually did solicit a 15 year old.
@@akumasstorytime3910 that would be Tuesday in Sweeden. Where's monstorcity?
@@dimas3829 okay so you should stay the fuck away from schools.
This was the greatest thing ever. The pure hilarity was almost deadly! Just couldn't stop laughing at points.
I miss wolf being on EFAP
This is one of those videos you like after one of the first hilarious things you see then you accidentally unlike because your blinded with laughter and forgot the first one
When he's talking about liking that scene with Darth Vader and Kylo Ren... was he thinking of The Force Awakens again where Kylo Ren is talking to Vader's melted helmet? That's the only thing I can think of. But it probably isn't.
"They're a bunch of losers". Yes, with our actual beds, regular haircuts and ability to watch a movie from start to finish, we are the losers here.
Anyone who's anyone knows Dishonored Wolf's TLJ review is the best of all time.
Watching it was my first step back to sanity after being traumatized by Ruin Johnson.
33:09 I saw that right from the beginning! 🤣
When he said "James Ralph" he was thinking of "Ethan Ralph"
Hope our boy Wolf is doing well! Forever a chad and damn good reviewer.
Wolf is the one running this clips channel in case you didn't know
@@boomer.beasley why is he not on EFAP any more?
@@JohnDavidSullivan if I am remembering correctly, I think he just got tired of the whole internet thing
@@JohnDavidSullivan too introverted.
He was in the LotR EFAP Movies
Reminds me of when I saw a "review" of The Shawshank Redemption and the guy clearly had never seen the film before.
He was literally reading the names of the characters as he was filming. He mispronounced "Dufresne" pronouncing it phonetically, even though it's said out loud by multiple people, throughout the film.
And then he Just went on to say "the film is Just about them becoming friends and what happens to them in prison." He doesn't say what happens. He doesn't mention the Warden, who becomes the villain. He doesn't mention any of the side characters.
He doesn't give the impression that he's seen the film at all.
Jared sleeps in a sandwich of his own misery. 😂
Mauler rags wolf and fringy is efaps ultimate form
55:50 "I really did enjoy the scene with Darth Vader" in The Last Jedi. 🤨🙄🤔
Ummm...WTF?
48:14 my favourite part
I have covid rn and this channel is getting me thru it 😂😂😂😂😂
Guys review is so incisive and comprehensive, I feel like I've just been Stuckmanized
30:47 “My cheeks legitimately hurt.”
-Rags
"...only three minutes to go."
You said that three minutes ago XP
I haven’t watched this in years and haven’t laughed so hard in the same amount of time. Efap remains fantastic but the early era with Jared is unique in its unintentional brilliance.
I firmly believe that this man is some humonculus living in someone's attic without their knowledge.
I have no idea what I just watched but it was Amazing!!! 🤩
You guys are Great!
Hail to the mighty Wolf! So glad to have you back in some form, brother
If best means the one that made me laugh the hardest, then the title is an objectively true statement!
Always happy to hear some Word of the Wolf. :)
His election as President of the American Society of incredible Dullards is assured.
My experience, movie clips on youtube are for people that have seen the film and want to watch a particular scene they enjoyed. I've never watched clips of films i haven't seen.
23:41 😮 In other news, this movie "critic" thinks that Rey Skywalker killed Han Solo in Star Wars VIII. What next? Did she order the hit on Sonny Corleone? 😏😒🙄
This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen on RUclips 😂
Man does time ever fly
This is a blast from the past. Hearing wolf, and apparently fringy’s quality of speaking has improved.
This guy has serious Halligan energy.
Their commentary on this gave me serious Droods stream flashbacks.
>it's just a movie, dudes
>it's not that important, get a life
I wonder why people pay thousands of dollars and invest many years to learn to write, if it's just a movies. I wonder why people invest millions of dollars into just a movies. I wonder why George Lucas sold the Star Wars IP for billions of dollars, if those are just a movies. I WONDER.
I really like that you all were jovial and light-hearted about joking on him instead of just ragging on him for his 'review'. It was a great time to watch and a lot of good feedback was given! hope he sees it and thinks of it the same way.
What's up with that foam mattress?? Looks like he's been gnawing on it!!
It seems clear to me that what he did is despite having claimed to watch the movie he actually just watched a bunch of clips and tried to piece them together, and got a tonne of details from multiple movies confused.
Jared basically Frankensteined his own weird Star Wars fanfiction based off out of context clips
The only thing that makes this review better is the EFAP gang commenting on it! 😂
The skull on wheels is back boys
“I think they did it okay the way they did it.”
Truer words have never been spoken.
Blessed be upon Jared.
God that is fucking incredible, my sides hurt so bad. Do we know what Jared’s up to these days?
That's dunapren or memory foam - the stuffing of the mattress. I'm sitting on the same right now, with sheets on, but it is a not finished mattress.
Knowing the lore of JaredGenesis just makes this even funnier
It took him 7 months to write this🤣🤣🤣
his green cup never moves lol
Ireland and Russia are up there in alcoholism but Wisconsin takes the cake baby, we got a bar on every corner, if you start the day without a Leinenkugal’s summer shandy or a spotted cow you’re not doin it right
I've never laughed so fuckin hard at a podcast before. Fuckin half eaten yo-yo...😂😂😂
20:55 "Mauler you wont let people be factually wrong!"
10:06
The has aged poorly for all the wrong reasons.
Love it. I've been watching the stuckmann content and i think now that these two need to team up..
48:18 my man's got his prioritises straight.
I really was just trying to give dude the benefit of the doubt till he said Rey killed Han Solo. I'm dying this rules😅.
All I know, I wanna see the version of movie Jared saw.
In a more perfect world, EFAP would have four hosts.
In the most perfect, Jared would have joined as a fifth
1:00:52 did bro just drop an n word 😂😂
They were a bit cringe back in those days
@@Zach-cn4lbwhat's cringe about reading the word nigga?
"Star Trek fans right?! What a bunch of losers"
- man with turtle figure on his table...
Seeing all these EFAP meme comments brings a tear to my toxic 🕷️ 👁️
It’s a plastic table with a chewed up foam mattress topper, an uncovered pillow, and a grey towel.
Haven’t laughed so hard in quite a while.