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  • Опубликовано: 3 апр 2020
  • “My son pooped inside me”
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Комментарии • 2,6 тыс.

  • @aivytran195
    @aivytran195 4 года назад +13835

    the way that Alison told her story made it 1000 times funnier🤣

  • @macewindu1573
    @macewindu1573 4 года назад +7319

    *adoption and surrogacy have entered the chat*

    • @Estysdiary
      @Estysdiary 4 года назад +21

      Mace Windu 🤣

    • @marisaa.tamayo
      @marisaa.tamayo 4 года назад +79

      in the name of the galactic senate, i approve of this comment's humor.

    • @extracelestial1027
      @extracelestial1027 4 года назад +155

      i can never have a baby naturally; I *know* that I’m not strong enough for this. Every time someone I know gives birth, every one of these videos I watch, I know that I can’t. luckily i also know I was called to adopt!! but a pregnancy??? no. nope

    • @lil._cottagecore._fairy
      @lil._cottagecore._fairy 4 года назад +11

      But then another woman would have to experience the birthing process😳

    • @tmatiara2075
      @tmatiara2075 4 года назад +5

      That's what I'm saying.

  • @alexandraberends1183
    @alexandraberends1183 4 года назад +4564

    everyone: childbirth is the most magnificent and beautiful thing ever
    allison: it was horrific and disgusting

  • @randomperson8658
    @randomperson8658 4 года назад +1920

    Alison: "So I was scheduled to have a C-Section.."
    *Kieona: "So I was enjoying a pizza.."*

  • @chelsealauren1258
    @chelsealauren1258 4 года назад +13158

    This should be titled: “How to Scare You Out of Having Children”

    • @shoshanahtheodile9586
      @shoshanahtheodile9586 4 года назад +80

      YES!!!

    • @MsZebra-ke8yf
      @MsZebra-ke8yf 4 года назад +248

      Only. It's to late
      IM THREE WEEKS AWAY AND NOW IM SCARED!!
      NO ONES TOLD ME I NEEDED DIAPERS FOR ME TOO

    • @xtow46
      @xtow46 4 года назад +95

      @@MsZebra-ke8yf good luck

    • @edmarie6277
      @edmarie6277 4 года назад +111

      @@MsZebra-ke8yf praying for a good birth🙏🏼 and don't forget those diapers😭!!

    • @emilyvoit1568
      @emilyvoit1568 4 года назад +43

      Ms. Zebra or ultra sized pads lol

  • @dad3741
    @dad3741 4 года назад +6406

    These moms better be getting a REALLY nice Mother’s Day card.

    • @juli6952
      @juli6952 4 года назад +100

      Every mom should

    • @taylorsmith3567
      @taylorsmith3567 4 года назад +125

      I’m making a Mother’s Day card that says “sorry I pooped in you”

    • @oliviajohnson9674
      @oliviajohnson9674 4 года назад +11

      I love simply too lol 😆

    • @hildurleifsdottir2035
      @hildurleifsdottir2035 4 года назад +16

      sO i aM cOnFuSIoN I like you’re profile picture😂💿💿💿💿

    • @rebeccagriffin4579
      @rebeccagriffin4579 4 года назад +8

      sO i aM cOnFuSIoN my daughter is due mommas day!

  • @girlwiththeblueglasses8284
    @girlwiththeblueglasses8284 4 года назад +474

    “It was sending all the oestrogen to my breasts, thereby leaving my vagina a desert wasteland.” I LOST IT. ALISON’S STORYTELLING WAS SO FUNNY😂😂

  • @ellan-rosecaulfield855
    @ellan-rosecaulfield855 4 года назад +444

    "I'm over here dying and you're going to sleep!? SNORING?!....... Was i supposed to have some sympathy for that?"
    😂😂😂 I'm done

  • @moniquelang02
    @moniquelang02 4 года назад +12654

    “You’re gonna be wearing diapers, people need to start telling you that” well thank you for the heads up

    • @SJ-qf2tz
      @SJ-qf2tz 4 года назад +34

      Monique Escovedo honestly

    • @tiffanihollenbeck8249
      @tiffanihollenbeck8249 4 года назад +170

      You really will though. Overnight maxi pads will be your best friend lol

    • @gracytoyschultz4416
      @gracytoyschultz4416 4 года назад +87

      Yup I got the thickest pads I ever had after my son was born.

    • @user-go2rh9yg8i
      @user-go2rh9yg8i 4 года назад +24

      @Lauretta Eck You'll be pooping still

    • @user-go2rh9yg8i
      @user-go2rh9yg8i 4 года назад +61

      @Lauretta Eck You can't get up all the time. Like my mom couldn't get up cause she was in labor as well

  • @olivegreeneyedbeauty
    @olivegreeneyedbeauty 4 года назад +14504

    Alison is a hoot, she needs her own standup special.

    • @apriljoy5754
      @apriljoy5754 4 года назад +159

      I was looking for this comment ♥️😂♥️♥️. I AGREE

    • @courtttbabyyy9035
      @courtttbabyyy9035 4 года назад +126

      Omg agreeee! She cracks me up

    • @AsIs
      @AsIs  4 года назад +557

      we love her sm

    • @locklanpercival9650
      @locklanpercival9650 4 года назад +26

      I was hunting for this too

    • @erin8133
      @erin8133 4 года назад +39

      she is so funny haha I love when she tells any story!

  • @cyrus8591
    @cyrus8591 4 года назад +539

    “I don’t even know how the second baby got in me” I’m ROLLING 😂

    • @tlunceford77
      @tlunceford77 3 года назад +5

      How I feel about my 4th 😂😂😭

    • @wishingonthemoon1
      @wishingonthemoon1 2 года назад +5

      I laughed embarrassingly loud here in public. That was gold 😂

  • @catlover1039
    @catlover1039 4 года назад +1478

    Me a teenage girl who is already scared about a future child birth: yeah okay let’s watch this and hope it doesn’t scar me for life

    • @ivym3969
      @ivym3969 4 года назад +25

      Honey child focus on school 👌🏽

    • @localidiot4116
      @localidiot4116 4 года назад +14

      IvY Martin
      C o v i d I n t h e b a c k

    • @abbysworld05
      @abbysworld05 4 года назад +6

      In child care before school shut down we watched a child birth on tv

    • @danistinnett7934
      @danistinnett7934 3 года назад +7

      I'm currently 19 and pregnant lol

    • @slutucatalina9257
      @slutucatalina9257 3 года назад +27

      girl you don't need to have kids 🥰 you can adopt or just be child-free

  • @symonesimss
    @symonesimss 4 года назад +3220

    She said “was I supposed to have sympathy for him” 💀💀

    • @ajohonly3721
      @ajohonly3721 4 года назад +25

      symone rache hahahahaha hahahahaha that was funny

    • @kieraanimations2389
      @kieraanimations2389 3 года назад +17

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sarahruiz6553
      @sarahruiz6553 3 года назад +111

      My husband also fell asleep while I was in labor. I CaN nOt forgive him. I think I would have been less offended he had just walked out of the hospital. If you have a husband/boyfriend that is going to be with you in labor then I strongly suggest you talk this it before hand. You dont want to be in pain AND angry trust me.

    • @alicia_grace
      @alicia_grace 3 года назад +10

      Before I saw her story I thought you were quoting what one of the moms thought about her own child 😂

    • @sarahmoon-sapp1195
      @sarahmoon-sapp1195 2 года назад +4

      Mine sat in my room eating Chinese food while I was at 6cm and pre-epidural... If you've never had a child, they won't let you eat or drink anything during labor on the off chance you have to be put under anesthesia, due to risk of choking on/aspirating any potential vomit. I shot so many daggers at him at that point! He's lucky he survived lol. I've gotten over it now, but it was a whole ordeal at the time.

  • @carolinechen9225
    @carolinechen9225 4 года назад +2665

    Fun fact:
    You didn't search for this

  • @mrs.camilliajones3560
    @mrs.camilliajones3560 4 года назад +925

    Allison is an amazing storyteller!! She's hilarious and so honest, it's amazing! "It's never a good thing when a doctor laughs in the face of your vagina" 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @queefconnoisseur8429
    @queefconnoisseur8429 4 года назад +2271

    *Me being lesbian*: I hope I don’t get accidentally pregnant

    • @Jay-my7tx
      @Jay-my7tx 4 года назад +20

      Lol

    • @s0ftbby346
      @s0ftbby346 4 года назад +37

      Rose lit r*pe exists (sadly)

    • @ivym3969
      @ivym3969 4 года назад +7

      True that sis 🙌🏽⭐️🙌🏽

    • @evelynblackthorn5737
      @evelynblackthorn5737 4 года назад +43

      “Oh no, I must be the Virgin Mary”

    • @s0ftbby346
      @s0ftbby346 4 года назад +4

      Rock Roll obviously!

  • @mackenzieanonick7807
    @mackenzieanonick7807 4 года назад +6179

    This should be called “why moms are the STRONGEST people on earth”

    • @gvbyx
      @gvbyx 4 года назад +38

      PERIODT

    • @illegirl6230
      @illegirl6230 4 года назад +11

      @Anonymouse lmao I was just thinking that

    • @rinnn3521
      @rinnn3521 4 года назад +8

      @Anonymouse EXACTLY

    • @kileybee4167
      @kileybee4167 4 года назад +4

      Anonymouse lmao same

    • @thesevenkingswelove9554
      @thesevenkingswelove9554 4 года назад +55

      I literally don't wanna have a child. Idk how these women do it and I am so grateful how my mom did it.

  • @allofyourtoys
    @allofyourtoys 4 года назад +6988

    the first woman is such a good storyteller, i was literally so captivated the entire time omf

    • @InfiresTaekook
      @InfiresTaekook 4 года назад +57

      Yes totally!

    • @Iamatalkingtree
      @Iamatalkingtree 4 года назад +83

      I died she's fantastic

    • @casarellastef
      @casarellastef 4 года назад +23

      She’s a riot

    • @tiktoklover0702
      @tiktoklover0702 4 года назад +7

      A. G. Same

    • @abbysworld05
      @abbysworld05 4 года назад +7

      I would say, sorry your first pregnancy was with 4 humans, yes I was one of the quads, I was the second one and only girl

  • @madhorsey1232
    @madhorsey1232 4 года назад +194

    "Was I supposed to be sympathetic to that?" Legend

  • @victoria-su9uj
    @victoria-su9uj 4 года назад +335

    “My daughter broke my vagaygay”
    Me: already off to a interesting start...

  • @lamiaceae
    @lamiaceae 4 года назад +1940

    I like how she was gonna break up with him and then had the baby and now are married with two kids

    • @evelynblackthorn5737
      @evelynblackthorn5737 4 года назад +1

      I think she broke up with someone else

    • @DreamerxPunk
      @DreamerxPunk 4 года назад +43

      Evelyn Blackthorn she said she's married to her baby daddy when telling the story. i think its really cute.

    • @suja605
      @suja605 2 года назад

      @@DreamerxPunk that's unfortunate tbh

  • @gardenofeden6404
    @gardenofeden6404 4 года назад +5936

    I pooped inside my mom too. I literally ate it in the birth canal and ended up almost dying because I was legit choking on my own poop

    • @soukybird9274
      @soukybird9274 4 года назад +402

      garden of eden awwwwwh ahahaha what a cutie eating poop 💩 😂😂😂

    • @blueseaasmr2040
      @blueseaasmr2040 4 года назад +122

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @RosemaryTurner2002
      @RosemaryTurner2002 4 года назад +280

      That's disgusting

    • @user.37893
      @user.37893 4 года назад +256

      garden of eden I pooped too and it got in my eyes and they got infected

    • @taylorharvey6091
      @taylorharvey6091 4 года назад +65

      Red Ivy they weren’t born so it’s not that bad lmao

  • @caliwashere
    @caliwashere 4 года назад +182

    “ sort of shrivels up and *DIES* “

    • @lplayz1501
      @lplayz1501 3 года назад +5

      I read this the second she said that 🤣

  • @tarek-tj1gf
    @tarek-tj1gf 4 года назад +476

    “My daughter was born sunny side up”
    What

    • @zc262
      @zc262 4 года назад +35

      No breach is when the but comes out first. And sunny side up is when the baby comes out looking at the sky instead of the ground

    • @zc262
      @zc262 4 года назад +7

      Just an easy way to explain 😂

    • @tosinakin2508
      @tosinakin2508 4 года назад +6

      @@zc262 I thought that was just a type of breach position. They're totally separate?

    • @girl_diary08
      @girl_diary08 3 года назад

      The baby's head was the wrong way

    • @iatebambi
      @iatebambi 3 года назад +2

      🍳

  • @thatukrainiann
    @thatukrainiann 4 года назад +11415

    i lost it at “my body is so f*ck*ng stupid” 🤣
    side note: i really appreciate these videos. they’re very blunt and educational. personal stories are always nice to learn from rather than random textbook words/ reading materials

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 4 года назад +112

      That first one was so funny! "I have no idea how the second one got inside of me".

    • @abrionbrown7200
      @abrionbrown7200 4 года назад +12

      Ikr!! I need more!!

    • @loveleila.
      @loveleila. 4 года назад +7

      thatukrainian periodt

    • @Juliap28
      @Juliap28 4 года назад +11

      She could be a comedian. Perfect timing. 😂

    • @bibou3102
      @bibou3102 4 года назад +5

      😂 😂 😂

  • @yuigirl2
    @yuigirl2 4 года назад +3261

    Allison has the perfect comedic timing

  • @Nara-gy9qm
    @Nara-gy9qm 4 года назад +825

    Adoption.
    A D O P T I O N.

  • @shamaraaaron8943
    @shamaraaaron8943 4 года назад +96

    "I don't even know how the second baby got in there" Alison I love you😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Karla-wb3id
    @Karla-wb3id 4 года назад +3095

    When Kieona said that her bf fell asleep while she was in the pain I lost it

    • @indiamartinez5327
      @indiamartinez5327 4 года назад +286

      nctpink my husband slept SO much while we were in the hospital. Next time I’m bringing a nerf gun so I can shoot him and wake him up.

    • @Karla-wb3id
      @Karla-wb3id 4 года назад +40

      @@indiamartinez5327 omg 😂😂😂

    • @omgitstracey
      @omgitstracey 4 года назад +92

      India Martinez lol my husband was asleep the whole time I was having contractions at home. To his defense he spent most the night putting furniture together but I was still not happy about it 😂

    • @melissagraeff1096
      @melissagraeff1096 4 года назад +82

      nctpink my husband starts reading a book while I was in labor. I told him to put that book down and hold my hand or he was never touching me again. Lucky for him he put the book down.

    • @DezraIngridAAmar
      @DezraIngridAAmar 4 года назад +4

      My husband did too

  • @thedancingemt
    @thedancingemt 4 года назад +4356

    “are you sure because on television everyone’s water breaks” famous last words before having a baby on the couch

    • @imogenxx5073
      @imogenxx5073 4 года назад +59

      Yea my mums water never broke with my brother and he was born in his sac

    • @emilyfraker7580
      @emilyfraker7580 4 года назад +23

      Imogen xX damn i bet that was crazy to see

    • @imogenxx5073
      @imogenxx5073 4 года назад +14

      Emily Fraker yea it was

    • @meredithr9824
      @meredithr9824 4 года назад +14

      2 of my 4 didn't break until I started pushing.

    • @adelyne706
      @adelyne706 4 года назад +9

      10-15% of women water break

  • @bashhhe
    @bashhhe 4 года назад +138

    Alison is hilarious. Her storytelling makes me so comfy and relaxed. Feels almost like listening to Briget Jones herself 🤣

  • @juliettebaysinger46
    @juliettebaysinger46 4 года назад +146

    Drinking game: take a shot every time you hear the word vagina.

  • @shysensei2348
    @shysensei2348 4 года назад +2700

    "I'm dyin and he snorin" 😂😭💀

  • @jillianelise5
    @jillianelise5 4 года назад +2641

    Y'all just prevented so many pregnancies

    • @girijar4678
      @girijar4678 4 года назад +19

      Haha ya

    • @ajohonly3721
      @ajohonly3721 4 года назад +41

      I hope they can help with my baby fever 🤒 this changed nothing so far.
      I want it 🤣

    • @jillianelise5
      @jillianelise5 4 года назад +28

      @@ajohonly3721 phew girl you're determined then!! 😂

    • @rosemaryfox9212
      @rosemaryfox9212 3 года назад +7

      @@ajohonly3721 I feel that! We still have a couple months before we take out my IUD but MAN even with this I WANT IT😂

    • @ritaruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
      @ritaruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu 3 года назад +9

      Ahahahahahaha best birth control is this video xD

  • @veronicabonilla4119
    @veronicabonilla4119 4 года назад +47

    "Was I supposed to have sympathy for that?"
    Absolutely loved that lmao

  • @sophie-yb8zn
    @sophie-yb8zn 4 года назад +231

    imagine pushing and just seeing 4 students just
    👀👀👀👀

    • @gypsierose3611
      @gypsierose3611 3 года назад +11

      My first I had a million students look at my vagina. Now I really don't care who sees it. I have no shame

    • @lucyvogt2092
      @lucyvogt2092 3 года назад

      That’s gonna be me

    • @kuhu7130
      @kuhu7130 3 года назад +6

      @justarandomartyhuman this cracked me up lmfaoooo

    • @raaza2660
      @raaza2660 2 года назад +1

      @isabella OMG IS THAT TRUE WHAT WAS THEIR REACTION??

    • @toastedpecan4986
      @toastedpecan4986 2 года назад

      @@raaza2660 what did they say?

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +4006

    Not only is childbirth frightening, but you're going to have to deal with your kids when they turn into a bratty teen lmao

    • @detectivea9213
      @detectivea9213 4 года назад +48

      WHY ARE YOU HERE AGAIN!??!!??!?!+!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

    • @shelbybarchett8569
      @shelbybarchett8569 4 года назад +47

      Dude I didn't expect to see you comment on this type of video😂

    • @freda423
      @freda423 4 года назад +16

      I like your profile pic Jellal/mystogan from fairytail :)

    • @freda423
      @freda423 4 года назад +5

      Bianca Gonzalez 👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾

    • @RosemaryTurner2002
      @RosemaryTurner2002 4 года назад +17

      I know right. They're going to struggle a bit. Parenthood is extremely difficult.

  • @alicedue8652
    @alicedue8652 4 года назад +710

    The first woman should be a comedian, I love her 😂

  • @belladaniels2495
    @belladaniels2495 3 года назад +57

    Allison: "i nEeDeD hElP pUtTiNG cReAM iNsIDe mY vAgInA!!!"
    😂😂😂😂😂😭

  • @marsofficial3798
    @marsofficial3798 4 года назад +31

    that first mom made laugh so much. she’s the best storyteller omg

  • @ShreyaSingh-tb9ed
    @ShreyaSingh-tb9ed 4 года назад +1717

    "I don't even know how the second baby got in me!" Lmaoooo
    I am dead

    • @thatonevirgin8405
      @thatonevirgin8405 3 года назад +1

      You don’t have any replies so you’re welcome

  • @lila2793
    @lila2793 4 года назад +2907

    My friend: why don’t you want kids?
    This video: **exists**

    • @kaylithorsen7017
      @kaylithorsen7017 4 года назад +14

      Jelly Bean saaame!

    • @angrycactus158
      @angrycactus158 4 года назад +34

      I’m adopting 10000%

    • @pufferfish2320
      @pufferfish2320 4 года назад +5

      @@angrycactus158 same

    • @jones7628
      @jones7628 4 года назад +22

      I actually want kids when I’m older. I always dream about having the perfect family and everything, but I’m extremely scared of everything. I don’t get why guys don’t deal with painful things like this, and why it has to be the girls that are pregnant and get periods & etc (I haven’t gotten mines yet.) It’s not fair to me.

    • @ourchemistryislikericecake9783
      @ourchemistryislikericecake9783 4 года назад +23

      I want biological kids but don't want to give birth. 😫

  • @jennasaaskilahti1384
    @jennasaaskilahti1384 4 года назад +56

    Alison had her own comedy special and i love it

  • @billold7264
    @billold7264 3 года назад +52

    My mom had 4 kids
    no epidural
    My mom is queen 🥰👑
    RIP mom July 3rd 1974 - October 27th 2014
    You will always be remembered

    • @bryleebeckstead116
      @bryleebeckstead116 3 года назад +1

      I’m so sorry she is a 👑

    • @gypsierose3611
      @gypsierose3611 3 года назад +1

      My mom had 11 no epidural and only one at the hospital because they were moving from one state to another

    • @billold7264
      @billold7264 3 года назад

      @@gypsierose3611 OMG SHE IS THE QUEEN

    • @jucat_tea8025
      @jucat_tea8025 3 года назад +1

      My mom had 5 with no epidural

  • @AleRu483
    @AleRu483 4 года назад +693

    "I don't even know how the second baby got in me" 😂😂😂

  • @thecommentator9387
    @thecommentator9387 4 года назад +1255

    12:01 "oh honey you're only dilated a centimeter and a half" LMAO

    • @genkarla
      @genkarla 4 года назад +23

      They cant give you pain meds even when you’re having contractions????

    • @soukybird9274
      @soukybird9274 4 года назад +52

      K K it’s not good for the baby so they try to avoid it til you’re further along so you won’t need more.

    • @leahviolet6144
      @leahviolet6144 4 года назад +6

      K K I was induced with my second and having contractions with no breaks between and they only took me to delivery and offered pain relief when I was 5cm! My labour was very short though so I’m sure they would give it sooner

    • @genkarla
      @genkarla 4 года назад +1

      Leah Violet you are so strong. I have so much respect. You did that momma!! I only hope mommas have more control and choices in their delivery care in the future.

    • @Iceblookatya
      @Iceblookatya 4 года назад +2

      K K their is something called “laughing gas” or nitrous dioxide that some hospitals offer as pain relief when your having contractions but not fully dilated to have an epidural

  • @Staley046
    @Staley046 4 года назад +29

    This gave me just one more reason to adopt a child, I always knew I would never give birth because i just feel deep down that it’s not in the cards for me. But I would absolutely love to adopt a child, maybe an older one, and accept the challenges that come with it :)

  • @trish8321
    @trish8321 4 года назад +439

    *"I have my daughter. Great... she's a gift from the lord... awesome* 🤷🏻‍♀️ *"*
    I died!!! 😂😂😂😭😭😭

  • @isabellamarinilli3990
    @isabellamarinilli3990 4 года назад +1776

    Well I’m NEVER having kids I can’t even handle period pain 😂😭

    • @Jay-my7tx
      @Jay-my7tx 4 года назад +33

      Yo same

    • @MusicJunkie97xoxo
      @MusicJunkie97xoxo 4 года назад +23

      Omg same 😂😂

    • @aprick3234
      @aprick3234 4 года назад +43

      Isabella Marinilli My sister can’t handle poop pain 😐⭐️💜❤️😁

    • @lofarm7290
      @lofarm7290 4 года назад +20

      They gave me all sorts of stuff while I was being induced. No pain, just a lot of napping and accidental farting. 😂

    • @RosemaryTurner2002
      @RosemaryTurner2002 4 года назад +24

      I'm so fortunate to say I never experience pain when on my period.
      And same. Definitely not having kids.

  • @Mrreowmeowmrreowmrowmeow
    @Mrreowmeowmrreowmrowmeow 4 года назад +31

    When I was born there was something wrong with my lungs, so I didn't get enough oxygen. I almost became disabled, and I could have died too. Luckily I'm fine

  • @alizatrash7009
    @alizatrash7009 4 года назад +145

    I'm a triplet, yay for my mom!
    My mom: :')

  • @QueenQS
    @QueenQS 4 года назад +1820

    honestly, the reason why i dont want kids.

    • @Michaelangelo591
      @Michaelangelo591 4 года назад +32

      Saaaaaame !!!!

    • @dhaathrik4768
      @dhaathrik4768 4 года назад +20

      Anna Grey HONEY SAME

    • @lenastorm6280
      @lenastorm6280 4 года назад +14

      Anna Grey Same!

    • @marisaa.tamayo
      @marisaa.tamayo 4 года назад +14

      SAME

    • @kpopismylifeu3475
      @kpopismylifeu3475 4 года назад +21

      You dont want to have kids? All of you. Kids are a blessing. I would bare any pain just to give birth to someone who will give me only happiness. And something to remin me of my love for my fiance or husband

  • @helloworld1272
    @helloworld1272 4 года назад +782

    Dude I can’t even put a tampon in. How do they do this.

    • @helloworld1272
      @helloworld1272 4 года назад +41

      ffliberty *tampon. Ughhhh I can’t speeellllll!!!! Quarantine what are you doing to me?!😂

    • @hakiikah8343
      @hakiikah8343 4 года назад +5

      ffliberty 😂

    • @helloworld1272
      @helloworld1272 4 года назад +5

      aaliyah bx how is there no chance of them getting stuck?

    • @danielamesquita9381
      @danielamesquita9381 4 года назад +25

      I Can relate, the first time I tried putting a tampon I fainted. And it didn't even go all the way up..

    • @helloworld1272
      @helloworld1272 4 года назад +11

      Daniela Mesquita oof that must have been awful

  • @poop4912
    @poop4912 4 года назад +198

    “ my first baby was a -a-c-c-i-d-e-n-t- *surprise* ”
    bruh why don’t they let u do the cross out thing anymore it’s not as funny 😔
    wait now it’s working

  • @Jessi-Love
    @Jessi-Love 4 года назад +79

    Yall, I'd be pissed if my S.O. started snoring during our child's birth. 😂 I'd be throwing something at them to wake them up then yelling

  • @caryssims5986
    @caryssims5986 4 года назад +772

    *Using this as birth control....*

    • @Emma-wc5ks
      @Emma-wc5ks 4 года назад +12

      I'm always praying all the pregnancy gods that my IUD holds up lol

    • @mandi2246
      @mandi2246 4 года назад +1

      It’s at 777 likes so I don’t wanna like TwT

    • @caryssims5986
      @caryssims5986 4 года назад +2

      toe ‘ my lucky number

  • @genkarla
    @genkarla 4 года назад +494

    I wasn’t even asked if 5 medical students could watch my labor. They were just there. 🤣

    • @delhawk8726
      @delhawk8726 4 года назад +33

      K K Saaaame here! Suddenly they’re there talking about your body, stitches, and more so vagina like you’re not even there 😂

    • @genkarla
      @genkarla 4 года назад +81

      Del Hawk oh my goodness. Yes! Lol after I delivered, two of the students came up to me and said “that was my first time ever seeing a 4th degree lac. That was cool.” I wanted to smack them and hug them at the same time haha

    • @carlya9109
      @carlya9109 4 года назад +4

      Same!

    • @brendabush6973
      @brendabush6973 4 года назад +61

      That’s ridiculous They should ask

    •  4 года назад +8

      Brenda Bush Def would’ve kicked them out the room.

  • @Valraquel1257
    @Valraquel1257 4 года назад +84

    I already don’t wanna have kids and this made me even more ok with that decision 🥴

    • @MuhammadImran-ln4fz
      @MuhammadImran-ln4fz 4 года назад

      Hi
      How are u ❤❤😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

    • @cammyxedits3478
      @cammyxedits3478 2 года назад +2

      I do love newborns but….I don’t want to give birth.
      As a 11 year old watching this makes never want a baby 😫😖

  • @icy.diamond
    @icy.diamond 3 года назад +24

    My respect for mothers just got 10000000x higher

  • @kikikismart
    @kikikismart 4 года назад +479

    My mom said they did the student thing to her. She said youre so stressed, flustered and in pain that you just sign the papers. They really know when to ask you😂

    • @sarahjacobsen6638
      @sarahjacobsen6638 4 года назад +20

      kiara person Hahahh That’s was not my experience at all. I had a 48 hour birth, 30 hours in I was asked about students and I was able to give them a very strong NO still 😂 if you want or don’t want something bad enough you’ll deal with it when the time comes.

  • @mrscarter6279
    @mrscarter6279 4 года назад +878

    My horror story: it was still about a month until my due date. I had gotten myself ready for work and stopped by my OB/GYN for my 36 week visit. She noticed there was some protein in my urine and told me to go see another OB/GYN at a different facility and as I am walking out the door she says good luck. Turns out I had preeclampsia -I was going to have the baby that day! 12 hours later and I didn’t get past 6 cm so they had to do a C-section. And they didn’t numb me well enough so when they initially started cutting me I felt it all! ( After me saying “ouch ouch ouch” they gave me a higher dose of medication) - my baby wound up losing quite a bit of blood so he had a blood transfusion shortly right after he was born. I’m happy to say three years later he’s a happy healthy toddler🤗

    • @personperson640
      @personperson640 4 года назад +24

      Jesus hope your all good

    • @monterinmycloset
      @monterinmycloset 4 года назад +72

      My jaw literally dropped reading this oh my god

    • @mrscarter6279
      @mrscarter6279 4 года назад +10

      person person oh yeah, I’m fine now ☺️. This was 3 years ago. I was 33 at the time, plus I was about 50 lbs overweight so I was somewhat high risk going into the pregnancy.

    • @mrscarter6279
      @mrscarter6279 4 года назад +3

      茅野 it’s cool. Thank you. 😊 If you ask him , the cake was his favorite part of the party, lol

    • @nadiaroumane1789
      @nadiaroumane1789 4 года назад +14

      Sorry but you're saying that they started performing a c-section when you could feel it????? I....

  • @gillancoo9453
    @gillancoo9453 4 года назад +5

    Ashley and her husband is a goal!!! Her husband really stood up of being a father❤❤❤

  • @NightlyDana
    @NightlyDana 3 года назад +17

    “And apparently my body is so F****** STUPID”
    Same

  • @sarala140
    @sarala140 4 года назад +589

    "i'm over here dying and you going to sleep?" 😂😂😂

  • @borami22
    @borami22 4 года назад +198

    Awww, the couple that ended up together eventually.

    • @SnowFoxParty
      @SnowFoxParty 4 года назад +18

      Yeah that doesn't usually happen she was hella lucky

  • @kookies_luv1062
    @kookies_luv1062 4 года назад +4

    I like how that one lady said her baby was a surprise,its such a nice and cute way to put it😌💖

  • @lacey7391
    @lacey7391 3 года назад +5

    I’ve never loved someone more than that first woman. Omg she’s hysterical! I want to be her friend!

  • @reenat.8283
    @reenat.8283 4 года назад +594

    this makes me scared but they’re all smiling so maybe it’s worth it

    • @MrsReed-lf9iz
      @MrsReed-lf9iz 4 года назад +69

      Fareena Besitos not all pregnancies or births at the same. I had two natural births and they were both easy. Don’t let horror stories scare you.

    • @reenat.8283
      @reenat.8283 4 года назад +19

      Mrs. Reed i’m glad you did ! that’s amazing and i hope for the same❤️ but like one of the women said, i wanna be prepared in case it doesn’t go easy

    • @tyralaborn7534
      @tyralaborn7534 4 года назад +9

      It’s not lmao

    • @tiffanihollenbeck8249
      @tiffanihollenbeck8249 4 года назад +19

      It’s 100% worth it. After all the pain you kind of forget everything you go through because now you have this wonderful beautiful new life that you have made. It’s not easy but definitely worth it

    • @MrsReed-lf9iz
      @MrsReed-lf9iz 4 года назад +4

      Tiffani Hollenbeck agree! You don’t remember the pain. You’ll be too focused on the miracle of your child’s birth 🤗

  • @FaithMadden
    @FaithMadden 4 года назад +823

    The title should be: “Click here if you desire to never have children!!”

    • @helenf.7221
      @helenf.7221 4 года назад +6

      Faith Madden legit wanted to start trying next year....idk anymore man

    • @sydneygrace2665
      @sydneygrace2665 4 года назад +3

      ✋🏻

    • @katiebayliss9887
      @katiebayliss9887 4 года назад +8

      Helen F. Girl don’t, save your money and travel or something

    • @sabrina6942
      @sabrina6942 4 года назад +1

      @@helenf.7221 i mean.. i would love to have children in the future but i'm very scared. I'm sure that you'll be very happy to have your own child tho. These things definitely happen but there are many intelligent doctors

    • @localidiot4116
      @localidiot4116 4 года назад +4

      Man these adults back here be saying I’ll change my mind once I’m older,and here I am I can’t even take care of myself how u be expecting me to take care of CHILDREN?! 😂😂😂

  • @midge6265
    @midge6265 2 года назад

    This is so important that these ladies are honest. I really appreciate the truth and the sharing of this really intense personal experience

  • @sandy-leechetty9703
    @sandy-leechetty9703 Год назад +2

    The first lady needs a gold medal. It's obvious that she is still traumatised lol😅.You did well!❤

  • @superchick99
    @superchick99 4 года назад +499

    Alison is my favorite person on the planet 😂😂 Can she please make her own youtube channel lmaooo

  • @dgdgdgdgws
    @dgdgdgdgws 4 года назад +1170

    I maybe shouldn't watch this while pregnant

    • @hannahcatherine
      @hannahcatherine 4 года назад +127

      😂😂 go eat something...❤️
      happy and safe delivery ❤️🤗 God bless

    • @dgdgdgdgws
      @dgdgdgdgws 4 года назад +65

      @@hannahcatherine 😂😂I'm eating rn, thank you! You're so kind 🌟

    • @emo1106
      @emo1106 4 года назад +34

      Hahaha good luck it won’t be hard and painful hopefully coming from a teenager who is terrified herself😭💕may u have a safe delivery take care

    • @hannahcatherine
      @hannahcatherine 4 года назад +13

      @@dgdgdgdgws aww!! ❤️✨ feel so nice
      cuz people think am always rude cuz I'mma bit introverted..lol

    • @dgdgdgdgws
      @dgdgdgdgws 4 года назад +10

      @@hannahcatherine me too, I'm the silent type, best for th eone that get to know us!

  • @Iwatch56
    @Iwatch56 4 года назад +91

    I rewatched Alison 4 minutes in. My 10 year old daughter has heard how she pooped in me. Let’s watch this together.....mother daughter bonding. To note my only child says I’m her best friend. She’s my hunny bunny

  • @izzypepper1100
    @izzypepper1100 4 года назад +10

    Alison is literally one of the funniest human beings EVER.

  • @yuliacherednikov9903
    @yuliacherednikov9903 4 года назад +157

    "I'm changing two sets of diapers. I have a lot going on."

  • @alexisfuller1503
    @alexisfuller1503 4 года назад +219

    Me: scared of childbirth
    This video in my recommended:
    Also me: sure, why not.

  • @cats_are_love
    @cats_are_love 2 года назад

    i LOVE alison

  • @becca5161
    @becca5161 4 года назад +164

    I loved how the first lady told her story

  • @maryphan9010
    @maryphan9010 4 года назад +323

    Both my children labors were terrible. Never again.

    • @frenchvanilla7109
      @frenchvanilla7109 4 года назад +30

      Oh you poor thing bless you😂🙏

    • @Elisheval
      @Elisheval 4 года назад +7

      I feel that way about the one I had last week... I can't imagine doing it again.

    • @Cocolicious1111
      @Cocolicious1111 4 года назад +5

      Aw sis God bless you're a real trooper

    • @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea
      @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea 4 года назад +6

      My mom always cringes when she sees pregnant women and I ask her why she had 4 kids herself 🤣🤣🤣

    • @astoldbyjada367
      @astoldbyjada367 4 года назад +4

      Carlos Roldan what?

  • @saaaniiiyaaah3670
    @saaaniiiyaaah3670 4 года назад +12

    *"SAMUEL! YOU SLEEP?!!"*

  • @no-uv3dw
    @no-uv3dw 4 года назад +9

    lol the first one said 'vagina' way too many times😂😂

  • @khinthwe5659
    @khinthwe5659 4 года назад +140

    4:09 “I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW THE SECOND BABBY GOT IN ME”

  • @benpaiii1327
    @benpaiii1327 4 года назад +193

    I’m 3 months pregnant and this did NOT help my fears 😭😭

    • @alize0623
      @alize0623 4 года назад +21

      Ariana Kennedy You got this! You’ll do great :)

    • @octretta8132
      @octretta8132 4 года назад +10

      Good luck to you and your baby!

    • @arykie7032
      @arykie7032 4 года назад +6

      Is abortion still possible?

    • @elizabethfuller5508
      @elizabethfuller5508 4 года назад +13

      Amy nkie that's evil to even suggest 😡

    • @arykie7032
      @arykie7032 4 года назад +2

      @@elizabethfuller5508 lol if you think so

  • @Moo-2310
    @Moo-2310 4 года назад +6

    My mom's story of when she had me.
    I was standing in that womb like a freaking soldier, so she needed a c section. A few days later, she was having dinner at home, and the stitches on her stomach had broken. Dad can't drive, and we have no relatives who could get to our house quickly, so my mom had to drive to A&E (emergency room) for 10 minutes while bleeding, with a newborn and a 4 year old.

  • @alize0623
    @alize0623 4 года назад +233

    This isn’t my story, but my MIL’s.
    When she gave birth to my husband late. She was 2 weeks past due when she went into labor. This increases the chances of the baby pooping inside you, so they were nervous. Everything was going semi-smoothly and my FIL said “hey, thank God he didn’t poop!”
    Immediately when his head appeared, he pooped himself. Like he was scared. MIL had to get hosed out.

  • @mariapaulaescobaralava1699
    @mariapaulaescobaralava1699 4 года назад +263

    I love Alison so much😂😂 she is hilarious

  • @kosipova01
    @kosipova01 3 года назад

    I really appreciate their honesty, especially Alison! She is hilarious! 🙌❤️

  • @violetmarlo2978
    @violetmarlo2978 4 года назад

    I’m here for Alison👌 all of them are so real though....much appreciated.

  • @javelle9579
    @javelle9579 4 года назад +126

    i feel so bad for laughing at the first woman's story but it's so funny and tragic at the same time

  • @bexo7406
    @bexo7406 4 года назад +100

    that child literally saved her relationship thank gos

  • @fahalliasolano393
    @fahalliasolano393 3 года назад +7

    I'm just here for Alison. she's hilarious!!! lmaooo

  • @tranquil-spaces5821
    @tranquil-spaces5821 4 года назад +1

    I love how honest they are soo candide lol this exactly how I talk all the time about my births

  • @kithinjinkatha1587
    @kithinjinkatha1587 4 года назад +166

    This should be renamed Contraception: How not to have a baby 😂😂😂😂

  • @fabiesbella
    @fabiesbella 4 года назад +62

    1:24 "she is a gift from the LORD awesome" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tinanana46
    @tinanana46 4 года назад +14

    12:44 "Was I suppose to have sympathy with that?" How Kieona said it was so funny LMAO 🤣

  • @leighfisher7363
    @leighfisher7363 2 года назад +1

    I literally can’t stop laughing I’m in tears with Alison’s story. Thank you. I needed that .

  • @maeganbyerley
    @maeganbyerley 4 года назад +71

    😂😂😂😂 Omg when Allison said "I don't even know how the second baby got in me" I lost it. She's awesome at telling stories. Also I have 2 stories 1) I went into labour with my son at 5 am. At 2:30 pm my contractions literally stopped. Then around 8 pm they start up again and my son was born at 8:17 pm. My husband told me that the town we lived in was under tornado watch. 2) My mom said that I was born in a dinky little mining town. The day I was born they were thinking of evacuating the hospital due to a forest fire.

    • @kakaoshaughnessy5480
      @kakaoshaughnessy5480 4 года назад +2

      Maegan Byerley
      What's with your family and births during natural disasters? Lol.

  • @lexyblexy379
    @lexyblexy379 4 года назад +112

    As a nursing student who just finished my maternity rotation, it's really interesting to hear about cases that we study in textbooks but rarely get to see during clinical, spoken through the mouths of people who have experienced them

    • @heathernorton5935
      @heathernorton5935 4 года назад +3

      LexyBlexy I got subcutaneous emphysema after pushing for 2.5 hours. None of the staff had ever seen it before and they thought I was having an adverse reaction to pitocin. The doctor who rushed in (we have midwives in New Zealand and doctors only intervene if necessary) actually had to google my symptoms on her phone. The left side of my face had swelled up and crackled like cellophane. I actually had staff from different parts of the hospital - like a surgeon and other midwives - come and see me and feel the weird popping. sensation under my skin. Nothing major just a pin prick in my lung and oxygen trapped in my skin - didn’t cause any discomfort, went away in three days and didn’t reoccur with my second birth.

    • @Phillies1999
      @Phillies1999 4 года назад +2

      I'm a nursing student too, and since I'm doing clinical next year, I love watching this stuff to kind of prepare myself! I find it so interesting!

  • @queenree7524
    @queenree7524 3 года назад

    The second lady's story is so magical she had a lovely happily ever after