I plan on adopting thanks 2 reasons I don’t like the idea of kids growing up in an orphanage I agree that sometimes that is necessary Also don’t want to deal with pain I don’t cry in front of people so I don’t like it
i can never have a baby naturally; I *know* that I’m not strong enough for this. Every time someone I know gives birth, every one of these videos I watch, I know that I can’t. luckily i also know I was called to adopt!! but a pregnancy??? no. nope
i lost it at “my body is so f*ck*ng stupid” 🤣 side note: i really appreciate these videos. they’re very blunt and educational. personal stories are always nice to learn from rather than random textbook words/ reading materials
Allison is an amazing storyteller!! She's hilarious and so honest, it's amazing! "It's never a good thing when a doctor laughs in the face of your vagina" 😂🤣😂🤣
India Martinez lol my husband was asleep the whole time I was having contractions at home. To his defense he spent most the night putting furniture together but I was still not happy about it 😂
nctpink my husband starts reading a book while I was in labor. I told him to put that book down and hold my hand or he was never touching me again. Lucky for him he put the book down.
My husband also fell asleep while I was in labor. I CaN nOt forgive him. I think I would have been less offended he had just walked out of the hospital. If you have a husband/boyfriend that is going to be with you in labor then I strongly suggest you talk this it before hand. You dont want to be in pain AND angry trust me.
Mine sat in my room eating Chinese food while I was at 6cm and pre-epidural... If you've never had a child, they won't let you eat or drink anything during labor on the off chance you have to be put under anesthesia, due to risk of choking on/aspirating any potential vomit. I shot so many daggers at him at that point! He's lucky he survived lol. I've gotten over it now, but it was a whole ordeal at the time.
I actually want kids when I’m older. I always dream about having the perfect family and everything, but I’m extremely scared of everything. I don’t get why guys don’t deal with painful things like this, and why it has to be the girls that are pregnant and get periods & etc (I haven’t gotten mines yet.) It’s not fair to me.
K K I was induced with my second and having contractions with no breaks between and they only took me to delivery and offered pain relief when I was 5cm! My labour was very short though so I’m sure they would give it sooner
Leah Violet you are so strong. I have so much respect. You did that momma!! I only hope mommas have more control and choices in their delivery care in the future.
K K their is something called “laughing gas” or nitrous dioxide that some hospitals offer as pain relief when your having contractions but not fully dilated to have an epidural
You dont want to have kids? All of you. Kids are a blessing. I would bare any pain just to give birth to someone who will give me only happiness. And something to remin me of my love for my fiance or husband
This gave me just one more reason to adopt a child, I always knew I would never give birth because i just feel deep down that it’s not in the cards for me. But I would absolutely love to adopt a child, maybe an older one, and accept the challenges that come with it :)
@@helenf.7221 i mean.. i would love to have children in the future but i'm very scared. I'm sure that you'll be very happy to have your own child tho. These things definitely happen but there are many intelligent doctors
Man these adults back here be saying I’ll change my mind once I’m older,and here I am I can’t even take care of myself how u be expecting me to take care of CHILDREN?! 😂😂😂
My horror story: it was still about a month until my due date. I had gotten myself ready for work and stopped by my OB/GYN for my 36 week visit. She noticed there was some protein in my urine and told me to go see another OB/GYN at a different facility and as I am walking out the door she says good luck. Turns out I had preeclampsia -I was going to have the baby that day! 12 hours later and I didn’t get past 6 cm so they had to do a C-section. And they didn’t numb me well enough so when they initially started cutting me I felt it all! ( After me saying “ouch ouch ouch” they gave me a higher dose of medication) - my baby wound up losing quite a bit of blood so he had a blood transfusion shortly right after he was born. I’m happy to say three years later he’s a happy healthy toddler🤗
person person oh yeah, I’m fine now ☺️. This was 3 years ago. I was 33 at the time, plus I was about 50 lbs overweight so I was somewhat high risk going into the pregnancy.
Del Hawk oh my goodness. Yes! Lol after I delivered, two of the students came up to me and said “that was my first time ever seeing a 4th degree lac. That was cool.” I wanted to smack them and hug them at the same time haha
My mom said they did the student thing to her. She said youre so stressed, flustered and in pain that you just sign the papers. They really know when to ask you😂
kiara person Hahahh That’s was not my experience at all. I had a 48 hour birth, 30 hours in I was asked about students and I was able to give them a very strong NO still 😂 if you want or don’t want something bad enough you’ll deal with it when the time comes.
I rewatched Alison 4 minutes in. My 10 year old daughter has heard how she pooped in me. Let’s watch this together.....mother daughter bonding. To note my only child says I’m her best friend. She’s my hunny bunny
It’s 100% worth it. After all the pain you kind of forget everything you go through because now you have this wonderful beautiful new life that you have made. It’s not easy but definitely worth it
This isn’t my story, but my MIL’s. When she gave birth to my husband late. She was 2 weeks past due when she went into labor. This increases the chances of the baby pooping inside you, so they were nervous. Everything was going semi-smoothly and my FIL said “hey, thank God he didn’t poop!” Immediately when his head appeared, he pooped himself. Like he was scared. MIL had to get hosed out.
When I was born there was something wrong with my lungs, so I didn't get enough oxygen. I almost became disabled, and I could have died too. Luckily I'm fine
As a nursing student who just finished my maternity rotation, it's really interesting to hear about cases that we study in textbooks but rarely get to see during clinical, spoken through the mouths of people who have experienced them
LexyBlexy I got subcutaneous emphysema after pushing for 2.5 hours. None of the staff had ever seen it before and they thought I was having an adverse reaction to pitocin. The doctor who rushed in (we have midwives in New Zealand and doctors only intervene if necessary) actually had to google my symptoms on her phone. The left side of my face had swelled up and crackled like cellophane. I actually had staff from different parts of the hospital - like a surgeon and other midwives - come and see me and feel the weird popping. sensation under my skin. Nothing major just a pin prick in my lung and oxygen trapped in my skin - didn’t cause any discomfort, went away in three days and didn’t reoccur with my second birth.
After you give birth the child his or her name has your male partners name. Why tho its the mother who suffers and has to risk their lives for them and most of the time take care of them the most their whole life.
😂😂😂😂 Omg when Allison said "I don't even know how the second baby got in me" I lost it. She's awesome at telling stories. Also I have 2 stories 1) I went into labour with my son at 5 am. At 2:30 pm my contractions literally stopped. Then around 8 pm they start up again and my son was born at 8:17 pm. My husband told me that the town we lived in was under tornado watch. 2) My mom said that I was born in a dinky little mining town. The day I was born they were thinking of evacuating the hospital due to a forest fire.
Felix Felicis haha it’s happened only once or twice but the people are more so joking about it. I don’t mind at all tho I know it’s a joke and If it’s not it really doesnt matter to me
@@Thatgirljules2 Sorry if this is an overly personal question from an Internet stranger, but did you have a positive experience being raised as an adopted child? My fiancé and I want to adopt someday, but I worry about the trauma of adoption for future children and never being able to bond with them. How was that for you? (If it's okay for me to ask)
“ my first baby was a -a-c-c-i-d-e-n-t- *surprise* ” bruh why don’t they let u do the cross out thing anymore it’s not as funny 😔 wait now it’s working
So did I for at least a year and a half. I also had to do 4 months of physical therapy and my bladder is prolapsed. It was a 100% terrible experience. I'm pregnant with baby number 2 now and praying for a better experience this time around.
@@crystall9522 take ALL THE DRUGS lol I wish I had. I had an unmedicated back labor and had to push on my back for two hours. I believe I broke my tail bone. I hope all goes well for you this time around
I was a centimeter or two open. The nurse said I could go home and come back in the morning "baby's not coming out tonight". But she decided to first do a heart film of me for 30 minutes. When she came back I was howling like a wolf out of pain and she got angry because I made so much noise. I had gone from 1cm to 10cm in 30-45minutes. They rushed me to the "birthing room" (no idea what that woud be in english). It did take another 3-4 hours though because the baby was in a wonky position and was coming out head and hand first (basically was born facepalming), I run out of strength because I had the flu and the epidural weakened my contractions and kind of stopped everything. Without the epidural, the whole thing would have been done in 1,5 hours. I only got the epidural because I'm scared senseless at vomiting and the pain made me nauseous. I had woken up to my water breaking. The contractions were very mild. After 12 hours had gone from the water breaking, I went to the hospital to check on things. I actually took a train and walked the rest of the way. At that point I got there I hadn't had any contractions for half an hour. That's when they checked me and told me I could go back home to sleep the night ...And rushed me to give birth 30-45min later :D My first child's birth was quite the opposite in many ways, and an emergency C-section was needed. We were so lucky to get out of that without loosing lives or getting serious health problems. Luckily Finland has one of the best healthcaresystems and especially for kids and mother-to-bes. The cost was something like 100€ for all the care and staying in hospital well fed for 3 days.
@@ineedausername9617 Well, she was yet to realize I was already very suddenly at 10cm 😅 She thought I was overreacting and far from actually giving birth. And there - I guess? - were people sleeping already near by. But yeah - a little harsh to scold me 😅🤦♀️
@@ineedausername9617 Unfortunately I've had worse experiences with the "bedside manners" of docs and nurses... 😕 I think I've had an unusually bad luck with that. One hurt me unnecessarily on purpose which was pretty f'd up behaviour. I only realized that later. Have had some really lovely experiences too though. We, the patients, should report these misconducts more often.
@@Pippis78 i am deeply sorry that you have been treated in this horrible way. Their behavior is a disgrace to medicine. I am happy to hear you have had some good experiences as well
The 2nd lady's story was so cute. Was kinda worried they were gonna be broken up. It's nice that they could still fall in love and take responsibility.
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the way that Alison told her story made it 1000 times funnier🤣
Ai Vy Tran yeha
Ai Vy Tran totally
An atrophied vagina :)
“...thereby leaving my vagina a desert wasteland” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ai Vy Tran ikr😂😂
These moms better be getting a REALLY nice Mother’s Day card.
Every mom should
I’m making a Mother’s Day card that says “sorry I pooped in you”
I love simply too lol 😆
sO i aM cOnFuSIoN I like you’re profile picture😂💿💿💿💿
sO i aM cOnFuSIoN my daughter is due mommas day!
“You’re gonna be wearing diapers, people need to start telling you that” well thank you for the heads up
Monique Escovedo honestly
You really will though. Overnight maxi pads will be your best friend lol
Yup I got the thickest pads I ever had after my son was born.
@Lauretta Eck You'll be pooping still
@Lauretta Eck You can't get up all the time. Like my mom couldn't get up cause she was in labor as well
everyone: childbirth is the most magnificent and beautiful thing ever
allison: it was horrific and disgusting
I already know it will be hard, I’m not even 18
@Jay Ruth True
@@abbysworld05 Iam 16 lmao
@@himerusfootstool same
I plan on adopting thanks
2 reasons
I don’t like the idea of kids growing up in an orphanage I agree that sometimes that is necessary
Also don’t want to deal with pain I don’t cry in front of people so I don’t like it
Alison: "So I was scheduled to have a C-Section.."
*Kieona: "So I was enjoying a pizza.."*
Kieona is me everyday🤣🤣
@@crybabysarmy2350 Lol 😂
Alison is a hoot, she needs her own standup special.
I was looking for this comment ♥️😂♥️♥️. I AGREE
Omg agreeee! She cracks me up
we love her sm
I was hunting for this too
she is so funny haha I love when she tells any story!
This should be titled: “How to Scare You Out of Having Children”
YES!!!
Only. It's to late
IM THREE WEEKS AWAY AND NOW IM SCARED!!
NO ONES TOLD ME I NEEDED DIAPERS FOR ME TOO
@@MsZebra-ke8yf good luck
@@MsZebra-ke8yf praying for a good birth🙏🏼 and don't forget those diapers😭!!
Ms. Zebra or ultra sized pads lol
*adoption and surrogacy have entered the chat*
Mace Windu 🤣
in the name of the galactic senate, i approve of this comment's humor.
i can never have a baby naturally; I *know* that I’m not strong enough for this. Every time someone I know gives birth, every one of these videos I watch, I know that I can’t. luckily i also know I was called to adopt!! but a pregnancy??? no. nope
But then another woman would have to experience the birthing process😳
That's what I'm saying.
“It was sending all the oestrogen to my breasts, thereby leaving my vagina a desert wasteland.” I LOST IT. ALISON’S STORYTELLING WAS SO FUNNY😂😂
"I'm over here dying and you're going to sleep!? SNORING?!....... Was i supposed to have some sympathy for that?"
😂😂😂 I'm done
the first woman is such a good storyteller, i was literally so captivated the entire time omf
Yes totally!
I died she's fantastic
She’s a riot
A. G. Same
I would say, sorry your first pregnancy was with 4 humans, yes I was one of the quads, I was the second one and only girl
Allison has the perfect comedic timing
yuigirl2 Alison*😂
@@graciebrumfield5733 😂😂😂😂
I want her to adopt me
i lost it at “my body is so f*ck*ng stupid” 🤣
side note: i really appreciate these videos. they’re very blunt and educational. personal stories are always nice to learn from rather than random textbook words/ reading materials
That first one was so funny! "I have no idea how the second one got inside of me".
Ikr!! I need more!!
thatukrainian periodt
She could be a comedian. Perfect timing. 😂
😂 😂 😂
Allison is an amazing storyteller!! She's hilarious and so honest, it's amazing! "It's never a good thing when a doctor laughs in the face of your vagina" 😂🤣😂🤣
🅃🅁🅄🄴🤣🤣
Me a teenage girl who is already scared about a future child birth: yeah okay let’s watch this and hope it doesn’t scar me for life
Honey child focus on school 👌🏽
IvY Martin
C o v i d I n t h e b a c k
In child care before school shut down we watched a child birth on tv
I'm currently 19 and pregnant lol
girl you don't need to have kids 🥰 you can adopt or just be child-free
This should be called “why moms are the STRONGEST people on earth”
PERIODT
@Anonymouse lmao I was just thinking that
@Anonymouse EXACTLY
Anonymouse lmao same
I literally don't wanna have a child. Idk how these women do it and I am so grateful how my mom did it.
“are you sure because on television everyone’s water breaks” famous last words before having a baby on the couch
Yea my mums water never broke with my brother and he was born in his sac
Imogen xX damn i bet that was crazy to see
Emily Fraker yea it was
2 of my 4 didn't break until I started pushing.
10-15% of women water break
When Kieona said that her bf fell asleep while she was in the pain I lost it
nctpink my husband slept SO much while we were in the hospital. Next time I’m bringing a nerf gun so I can shoot him and wake him up.
@@indiamartinez5327 omg 😂😂😂
India Martinez lol my husband was asleep the whole time I was having contractions at home. To his defense he spent most the night putting furniture together but I was still not happy about it 😂
nctpink my husband starts reading a book while I was in labor. I told him to put that book down and hold my hand or he was never touching me again. Lucky for him he put the book down.
My husband did too
“I don’t even know how the second baby got in me” I’m ROLLING 😂
How I feel about my 4th 😂😂😭
I laughed embarrassingly loud here in public. That was gold 😂
I pooped inside my mom too. I literally ate it in the birth canal and ended up almost dying because I was legit choking on my own poop
garden of eden awwwwwh ahahaha what a cutie eating poop 💩 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
That's disgusting
garden of eden I pooped too and it got in my eyes and they got infected
Red Ivy they weren’t born so it’s not that bad lmao
I like how she was gonna break up with him and then had the baby and now are married with two kids
I think she broke up with someone else
Evelyn Blackthorn she said she's married to her baby daddy when telling the story. i think its really cute.
@@DreamerxPunk that's unfortunate tbh
She said “was I supposed to have sympathy for him” 💀💀
symone rache hahahahaha hahahahaha that was funny
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My husband also fell asleep while I was in labor. I CaN nOt forgive him. I think I would have been less offended he had just walked out of the hospital. If you have a husband/boyfriend that is going to be with you in labor then I strongly suggest you talk this it before hand. You dont want to be in pain AND angry trust me.
Before I saw her story I thought you were quoting what one of the moms thought about her own child 😂
Mine sat in my room eating Chinese food while I was at 6cm and pre-epidural... If you've never had a child, they won't let you eat or drink anything during labor on the off chance you have to be put under anesthesia, due to risk of choking on/aspirating any potential vomit. I shot so many daggers at him at that point! He's lucky he survived lol. I've gotten over it now, but it was a whole ordeal at the time.
"Was I supposed to be sympathetic to that?" Legend
“My daughter broke my vagaygay”
Me: already off to a interesting start...
Fun fact:
You didn't search for this
Nope recommendation 101 and my morning just started
How’d you know?!😱😂
@@SnowFoxParty same 😂
carolinechen 😂😂😂your right
But I actually searched this up doe
Not only is childbirth frightening, but you're going to have to deal with your kids when they turn into a bratty teen lmao
WHY ARE YOU HERE AGAIN!??!!??!?!+!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Dude I didn't expect to see you comment on this type of video😂
I like your profile pic Jellal/mystogan from fairytail :)
Bianca Gonzalez 👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾
I know right. They're going to struggle a bit. Parenthood is extremely difficult.
"I'm dyin and he snorin" 😂😭💀
😂😂
“ sort of shrivels up and *DIES* “
I read this the second she said that 🤣
Adoption.
A D O P T I O N.
YES
That was my choice after this video
Yup exactly
I’d rather be a cat mom
👍🏽
"I don't even know how the second baby got in me!" Lmaoooo
I am dead
You don’t have any replies so you’re welcome
My friend: why don’t you want kids?
This video: **exists**
Jelly Bean saaame!
I’m adopting 10000%
@@angrycactus158 same
I actually want kids when I’m older. I always dream about having the perfect family and everything, but I’m extremely scared of everything. I don’t get why guys don’t deal with painful things like this, and why it has to be the girls that are pregnant and get periods & etc (I haven’t gotten mines yet.) It’s not fair to me.
I want biological kids but don't want to give birth. 😫
The first woman should be a comedian, I love her 😂
“My daughter was born sunny side up”
What
No breach is when the but comes out first. And sunny side up is when the baby comes out looking at the sky instead of the ground
Just an easy way to explain 😂
@@zc262 I thought that was just a type of breach position. They're totally separate?
The baby's head was the wrong way
🍳
Alison is hilarious. Her storytelling makes me so comfy and relaxed. Feels almost like listening to Briget Jones herself 🤣
12:01 "oh honey you're only dilated a centimeter and a half" LMAO
They cant give you pain meds even when you’re having contractions????
K K it’s not good for the baby so they try to avoid it til you’re further along so you won’t need more.
K K I was induced with my second and having contractions with no breaks between and they only took me to delivery and offered pain relief when I was 5cm! My labour was very short though so I’m sure they would give it sooner
Leah Violet you are so strong. I have so much respect. You did that momma!! I only hope mommas have more control and choices in their delivery care in the future.
K K their is something called “laughing gas” or nitrous dioxide that some hospitals offer as pain relief when your having contractions but not fully dilated to have an epidural
Y'all just prevented so many pregnancies
Haha ya
I hope they can help with my baby fever 🤒 this changed nothing so far.
I want it 🤣
@@ajohonly3721 phew girl you're determined then!! 😂
@@ajohonly3721 I feel that! We still have a couple months before we take out my IUD but MAN even with this I WANT IT😂
Ahahahahahaha best birth control is this video xD
"I don't even know how the second baby got in me" 😂😂😂
Drinking game: take a shot every time you hear the word vagina.
Juliette Baysinger OMG yes! This is genius!
You stole my thought 🤣
"Was I supposed to have sympathy for that?"
Absolutely loved that lmao
*Using this as birth control....*
I'm always praying all the pregnancy gods that my IUD holds up lol
It’s at 777 likes so I don’t wanna like TwT
toe ‘ my lucky number
honestly, the reason why i dont want kids.
Saaaaaame !!!!
Anna Grey HONEY SAME
Anna Grey Same!
SAME
You dont want to have kids? All of you. Kids are a blessing. I would bare any pain just to give birth to someone who will give me only happiness. And something to remin me of my love for my fiance or husband
*"I have my daughter. Great... she's a gift from the lord... awesome* 🤷🏻♀️ *"*
I died!!! 😂😂😂😭😭😭
"I don't even know how the second baby got in there" Alison I love you😂😂😂😂😂
This gave me just one more reason to adopt a child, I always knew I would never give birth because i just feel deep down that it’s not in the cards for me. But I would absolutely love to adopt a child, maybe an older one, and accept the challenges that come with it :)
Dude I can’t even put a tampon in. How do they do this.
ffliberty *tampon. Ughhhh I can’t speeellllll!!!! Quarantine what are you doing to me?!😂
ffliberty 😂
aaliyah bx how is there no chance of them getting stuck?
I Can relate, the first time I tried putting a tampon I fainted. And it didn't even go all the way up..
Daniela Mesquita oof that must have been awful
Well I’m NEVER having kids I can’t even handle period pain 😂😭
Yo same
Omg same 😂😂
Isabella Marinilli My sister can’t handle poop pain 😐⭐️💜❤️😁
They gave me all sorts of stuff while I was being induced. No pain, just a lot of napping and accidental farting. 😂
I'm so fortunate to say I never experience pain when on my period.
And same. Definitely not having kids.
The title should be: “Click here if you desire to never have children!!”
Faith Madden legit wanted to start trying next year....idk anymore man
✋🏻
Helen F. Girl don’t, save your money and travel or something
@@helenf.7221 i mean.. i would love to have children in the future but i'm very scared. I'm sure that you'll be very happy to have your own child tho. These things definitely happen but there are many intelligent doctors
Man these adults back here be saying I’ll change my mind once I’m older,and here I am I can’t even take care of myself how u be expecting me to take care of CHILDREN?! 😂😂😂
that first mom made laugh so much. she’s the best storyteller omg
Yall, I'd be pissed if my S.O. started snoring during our child's birth. 😂 I'd be throwing something at them to wake them up then yelling
My horror story: it was still about a month until my due date. I had gotten myself ready for work and stopped by my OB/GYN for my 36 week visit. She noticed there was some protein in my urine and told me to go see another OB/GYN at a different facility and as I am walking out the door she says good luck. Turns out I had preeclampsia -I was going to have the baby that day! 12 hours later and I didn’t get past 6 cm so they had to do a C-section. And they didn’t numb me well enough so when they initially started cutting me I felt it all! ( After me saying “ouch ouch ouch” they gave me a higher dose of medication) - my baby wound up losing quite a bit of blood so he had a blood transfusion shortly right after he was born. I’m happy to say three years later he’s a happy healthy toddler🤗
Jesus hope your all good
My jaw literally dropped reading this oh my god
person person oh yeah, I’m fine now ☺️. This was 3 years ago. I was 33 at the time, plus I was about 50 lbs overweight so I was somewhat high risk going into the pregnancy.
茅野 it’s cool. Thank you. 😊 If you ask him , the cake was his favorite part of the party, lol
Sorry but you're saying that they started performing a c-section when you could feel it????? I....
I wasn’t even asked if 5 medical students could watch my labor. They were just there. 🤣
K K Saaaame here! Suddenly they’re there talking about your body, stitches, and more so vagina like you’re not even there 😂
Del Hawk oh my goodness. Yes! Lol after I delivered, two of the students came up to me and said “that was my first time ever seeing a 4th degree lac. That was cool.” I wanted to smack them and hug them at the same time haha
Same!
That’s ridiculous They should ask
Brenda Bush Def would’ve kicked them out the room.
Awww, the couple that ended up together eventually.
Yeah that doesn't usually happen she was hella lucky
Alison had her own comedy special and i love it
I must find and watch! She's hysterical! 🤣
Allison: "i nEeDeD hElP pUtTiNG cReAM iNsIDe mY vAgInA!!!"
😂😂😂😂😂😭
"i'm over here dying and you going to sleep?" 😂😂😂
My mom said they did the student thing to her. She said youre so stressed, flustered and in pain that you just sign the papers. They really know when to ask you😂
kiara person Hahahh That’s was not my experience at all. I had a 48 hour birth, 30 hours in I was asked about students and I was able to give them a very strong NO still 😂 if you want or don’t want something bad enough you’ll deal with it when the time comes.
I loved how the first lady told her story
"was i supposed to feel sympathy for that?" That had me DYING😂
I’m a gay men and I’m loving this stories from this channel, haha I feel like they’re my friends already! we all need to celebrate the female body ❤️
😍😍😍😍
Don’t make me fall in love with you!😠🥰
Thank you! I agree! I feel appreciated as a woman and a Momma. 💗✌🏻
Thank you 💕
I maybe shouldn't watch this while pregnant
😂😂 go eat something...❤️
happy and safe delivery ❤️🤗 God bless
@@hannahcatherine 😂😂I'm eating rn, thank you! You're so kind 🌟
Hahaha good luck it won’t be hard and painful hopefully coming from a teenager who is terrified herself😭💕may u have a safe delivery take care
@@dgdgdgdgws aww!! ❤️✨ feel so nice
cuz people think am always rude cuz I'mma bit introverted..lol
@@hannahcatherine me too, I'm the silent type, best for th eone that get to know us!
Alison is my favorite person on the planet 😂😂 Can she please make her own youtube channel lmaooo
4:09 “I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW THE SECOND BABBY GOT IN ME”
*Me being lesbian*: I hope I don’t get accidentally pregnant
Lol
Rose lit r*pe exists (sadly)
True that sis 🙌🏽⭐️🙌🏽
“Oh no, I must be the Virgin Mary”
Rock Roll obviously!
I rewatched Alison 4 minutes in. My 10 year old daughter has heard how she pooped in me. Let’s watch this together.....mother daughter bonding. To note my only child says I’m her best friend. She’s my hunny bunny
imagine pushing and just seeing 4 students just
👀👀👀👀
My first I had a million students look at my vagina. Now I really don't care who sees it. I have no shame
That’s gonna be me
@justarandomartyhuman this cracked me up lmfaoooo
@isabella OMG IS THAT TRUE WHAT WAS THEIR REACTION??
@@raaza2660 what did they say?
this makes me scared but they’re all smiling so maybe it’s worth it
Fareena Besitos not all pregnancies or births at the same. I had two natural births and they were both easy. Don’t let horror stories scare you.
Mrs. Reed i’m glad you did ! that’s amazing and i hope for the same❤️ but like one of the women said, i wanna be prepared in case it doesn’t go easy
It’s not lmao
It’s 100% worth it. After all the pain you kind of forget everything you go through because now you have this wonderful beautiful new life that you have made. It’s not easy but definitely worth it
Tiffani Hollenbeck agree! You don’t remember the pain. You’ll be too focused on the miracle of your child’s birth 🤗
Me: scared of childbirth
This video in my recommended:
Also me: sure, why not.
Hi ❤❤😍😍😍😍😍
This isn’t my story, but my MIL’s.
When she gave birth to my husband late. She was 2 weeks past due when she went into labor. This increases the chances of the baby pooping inside you, so they were nervous. Everything was going semi-smoothly and my FIL said “hey, thank God he didn’t poop!”
Immediately when his head appeared, he pooped himself. Like he was scared. MIL had to get hosed out.
That's traumatic 😖
Omg😬
When I was born there was something wrong with my lungs, so I didn't get enough oxygen. I almost became disabled, and I could have died too. Luckily I'm fine
praise God! 🥰
I'm a triplet, yay for my mom!
My mom: :')
Y’all better be giving her amazing presents 😂
Amazinggggg
I love Alison so much😂😂 she is hilarious
that child literally saved her relationship thank gos
what?
i think they meant to say God 🥰
i feel so bad for laughing at the first woman's story but it's so funny and tragic at the same time
I already don’t wanna have kids and this made me even more ok with that decision 🥴
Hi
How are u ❤❤😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
I do love newborns but….I don’t want to give birth.
As a 11 year old watching this makes never want a baby 😫😖
12:44 "Was I suppose to have sympathy with that?" How Kieona said it was so funny LMAO 🤣
Both my children labors were terrible. Never again.
Oh you poor thing bless you😂🙏
I feel that way about the one I had last week... I can't imagine doing it again.
Aw sis God bless you're a real trooper
My mom always cringes when she sees pregnant women and I ask her why she had 4 kids herself 🤣🤣🤣
Carlos Roldan what?
I’m 3 months pregnant and this did NOT help my fears 😭😭
Ariana Kennedy You got this! You’ll do great :)
Good luck to you and your baby!
Is abortion still possible?
Amy nkie that's evil to even suggest 😡
@@elizabethfuller5508 lol if you think so
This should be renamed Contraception: How not to have a baby 😂😂😂😂
I’ve never loved someone more than that first woman. Omg she’s hysterical! I want to be her friend!
My respect for mothers just got 10000000x higher
As a nursing student who just finished my maternity rotation, it's really interesting to hear about cases that we study in textbooks but rarely get to see during clinical, spoken through the mouths of people who have experienced them
LexyBlexy I got subcutaneous emphysema after pushing for 2.5 hours. None of the staff had ever seen it before and they thought I was having an adverse reaction to pitocin. The doctor who rushed in (we have midwives in New Zealand and doctors only intervene if necessary) actually had to google my symptoms on her phone. The left side of my face had swelled up and crackled like cellophane. I actually had staff from different parts of the hospital - like a surgeon and other midwives - come and see me and feel the weird popping. sensation under my skin. Nothing major just a pin prick in my lung and oxygen trapped in my skin - didn’t cause any discomfort, went away in three days and didn’t reoccur with my second birth.
I'm a nursing student too, and since I'm doing clinical next year, I love watching this stuff to kind of prepare myself! I find it so interesting!
1:24 "she is a gift from the LORD awesome" 🤣🤣🤣
After you give birth the child his or her name has your male partners name. Why tho its the mother who suffers and has to risk their lives for them and most of the time take care of them the most their whole life.
You know that's a choice right? You get to put whatever last name you want. You can even make one up. It doesn't have to be the males name.
Jean-Mari Schoeman exactly, I have my mums last name but my little sister has her dads last name
Yeahh!! 😐😐
My baby will have my name and my partner will be changing his to ours 🤷♀️💯🔥
@@hanns115 I have both and it’s freaking long
Ashley and her husband is a goal!!! Her husband really stood up of being a father❤❤❤
researching the topic... listening to these stories, I am still amazed how women do this
😂😂😂😂 Omg when Allison said "I don't even know how the second baby got in me" I lost it. She's awesome at telling stories. Also I have 2 stories 1) I went into labour with my son at 5 am. At 2:30 pm my contractions literally stopped. Then around 8 pm they start up again and my son was born at 8:17 pm. My husband told me that the town we lived in was under tornado watch. 2) My mom said that I was born in a dinky little mining town. The day I was born they were thinking of evacuating the hospital due to a forest fire.
Maegan Byerley
What's with your family and births during natural disasters? Lol.
" So I was enjoying a pizza."
If that won't be me when I give birth lolol
And this why i am adopting-
(Edit: I just watched this video again and I found my comment, holy crap thank you for all the likes💞💞)
Honestly same tho
Also cause I’m gay 😂
I was adopted and my parents said it was the best moment when I was handed to them. I’ll definitely adopt my children in the future too
Julia Wilcox does anyone ever try and insult you saying your adopted? Because if so just say yes 😂
Felix Felicis haha it’s happened only once or twice but the people are more so joking about it. I don’t mind at all tho I know it’s a joke and If it’s not it really doesnt matter to me
@@Thatgirljules2 Sorry if this is an overly personal question from an Internet stranger, but did you have a positive experience being raised as an adopted child? My fiancé and I want to adopt someday, but I worry about the trauma of adoption for future children and never being able to bond with them. How was that for you? (If it's okay for me to ask)
“ my first baby was a -a-c-c-i-d-e-n-t- *surprise* ”
bruh why don’t they let u do the cross out thing anymore it’s not as funny 😔
wait now it’s working
a̶c̶c̶i̶d̶e̶n̶t̶ 🇮 🇨 🇦 🇳 🇩 🇴 🇮 🇹
~accident~
aww
🇮 🇨 🇦 🇳 🇹 🇩 🇴 🇮 🇹
This is so important that these ladies are honest. I really appreciate the truth and the sharing of this really intense personal experience
The first mom was so funny! But poop mom has the most perfect skin and teeth, omg
I want to be friends with Alison, she's too funny 😂
I had one child. Never again. Literally had PTSD with flashbacks.
Completely agree with the comment!
Luckily having my son was financially beneficial 👸🏼
@@Princess-fz1if what an odd thing to say.
@@Princess-fz1if wow why would you even say something like that.
So did I for at least a year and a half. I also had to do 4 months of physical therapy and my bladder is prolapsed. It was a 100% terrible experience. I'm pregnant with baby number 2 now and praying for a better experience this time around.
@@crystall9522 take ALL THE DRUGS lol I wish I had. I had an unmedicated back labor and had to push on my back for two hours. I believe I broke my tail bone. I hope all goes well for you this time around
Alison is literally one of the funniest human beings EVER.
“And apparently my body is so F****** STUPID”
Same
The first woman was so freaking funny 😂🥺
Kieona 😂
“YOU SLEEP WHILE IM OVER HERE DYING!”
I was a centimeter or two open. The nurse said I could go home and come back in the morning "baby's not coming out tonight". But she decided to first do a heart film of me for 30 minutes. When she came back I was howling like a wolf out of pain and she got angry because I made so much noise.
I had gone from 1cm to 10cm in 30-45minutes.
They rushed me to the "birthing room" (no idea what that woud be in english). It did take another 3-4 hours though because the baby was in a wonky position and was coming out head and hand first (basically was born facepalming), I run out of strength because I had the flu and the epidural weakened my contractions and kind of stopped everything. Without the epidural, the whole thing would have been done in 1,5 hours. I only got the epidural because I'm scared senseless at vomiting and the pain made me nauseous.
I had woken up to my water breaking. The contractions were very mild. After 12 hours had gone from the water breaking, I went to the hospital to check on things. I actually took a train and walked the rest of the way. At that point I got there I hadn't had any contractions for half an hour. That's when they checked me and told me I could go back home to sleep the night ...And rushed me to give birth 30-45min later :D
My first child's birth was quite the opposite in many ways, and an emergency C-section was needed. We were so lucky to get out of that without loosing lives or getting serious health problems.
Luckily Finland has one of the best healthcaresystems and especially for kids and mother-to-bes. The cost was something like 100€ for all the care and staying in hospital well fed for 3 days.
ANGRY at you?? You were having LABOR CONTRACTIONS
@@ineedausername9617 Well, she was yet to realize I was already very suddenly at 10cm 😅 She thought I was overreacting and far from actually giving birth.
And there - I guess? - were people sleeping already near by.
But yeah - a little harsh to scold me 😅🤦♀️
@@ineedausername9617 Unfortunately I've had worse experiences with the "bedside manners" of docs and nurses... 😕 I think I've had an unusually bad luck with that. One hurt me unnecessarily on purpose which was pretty f'd up behaviour. I only realized that later.
Have had some really lovely experiences too though. We, the patients, should report these misconducts more often.
@@Pippis78 i am deeply sorry that you have been treated in this horrible way. Their behavior is a disgrace to medicine. I am happy to hear you have had some good experiences as well
The 2nd lady's story was so cute. Was kinda worried they were gonna be broken up. It's nice that they could still fall in love and take responsibility.
...yep okay never having children