Should Your Boyfriend Play The Witcher 3: The Wild Gwent?
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- Опубликовано: 10 янв 2019
- The Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt is one of the greatest card games of all time, but did you know it has an entire RPG hidden inside of it?
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**Dudes son gets murdered **
Geralt: care to play Gwent?
Daughter actually
Are you talking about the swordsmith at the Jarl 'Madman' Lugos Camp ?
nods silently.
I want the good cards and none of that trash.
*silently nods*
Finishing The Witcher 3 was like losing a dear friend.
this! I was srsly so sad
I still have the last part of Blood and Wine that I've saved up and don't want to play yet. Maybe I'll never touch it.
Play it again ^^ But I know your feels, literally Witcher 3 was the game with the heaviest emotion I've felt ever and will probably stay on that spot til' Cyberpunk...god I love this game
3:35
I got this feeling this week after finishing Red Dead Redemption 2. Holy hell I was down. Red Dead Depression would be a better title xD
My boyfriend named our cat Ciri so I was like “Oh, he loves Ciri, we’ll rush through this to find her so I can see why he picked that name!” But no main quest. Only Gwent. I’m surprised the cat isn’t named Gwent.
Relatable
I had several cats and named two of them geralt and ciri. after a year ciri was gone, just never came back one day and geralt disappeared as well after a few months. after some time i told myself ciri was gone and geralt went looking for her. i hope they are both ok but at least i'm ok today.
@@amitr24242 You know you have to feed cats, right?
@@philsurtees ha ha very funny. The mistake was letting them outside in the first place, but my parents made me do it beacuse they believed cats should be free to go outside and not be just inside all day. But outside my neighborhood there are jackals(and my cats would always go outside so who knows if some of my cats died of it), evil neighbor who hates cats and one day threatened me he would make my cats disappear if they stepped on his garden again(I couldn't keep them inside all the times beacuse of my parents), and "somehow" they were gone (the police didn't help). After that I managed to convince my parents that's enough, and my 2 last cats are with my to this day(yes I had a lot of cats once).
fun fact: there's a mod that turns every combat into Gwent
O my goodness gracious
Is this true?
Wait really?
😂
Greatest card game ever, the rpg side game wasn't bad either.
hahahaha
lol
I too love Gwent, but I don't think it's a game that could really exist in that setting. I mean...who makes those cards, who stops you from making different cards, why not just have a deck full of cards 15-point hero cards?
Kingdom Come Deliverance has a dice game where you can also win some useful dice. That does feel realistic, because weighted dice were a thing. But generally, games were done with standardized things: like a deck of (normal) cards, chess, etc. Cheating was still possible (weighted dice, having secret extra double cards in your pocket, etc.). But a game like Gwent, no matter how fun it is, that couldn't exist.
@@daddyleon idk if you have played the game but there are many many other things that are way more unrealistic than playing cards. Its a game bro chill
@@hordyaba Preach my man, I understand people get fun from dissecting things, but sometimes fun is just that. Fun. Leave it at that, things always have to have an explanation these days.
He is known by many names: the White Wolf, the Butcher of Blaviken, Gerbil of Riverdale, Garlic of Cafeteria, Gandalf of Libya....
Geraldo Riviera.
Gary, the metrosexual fruitcake,
George of Romania
Geraldo Milos
_Greyålt of gælica_
“Gerbil of riverdale” is now my go-to name for him. Thank you.
I myself am partial to Gandalf of Lybia.
@@Tyler_W Garlic of Cafeteria wasn't half bad
"phew, im ok im done roaming around, hunting treasures, going to guarded treasure, doing contract. I need to resume to main quest."
Level : 19
Main quest level required : level 8
On my first playthrough I was level 35 when I reached the isle of mist. Needless to say Eredin was no match for me.
Yooo I just got to Novigrad for the first time and I'm already Level 20
@@panic1228 this is honestly such an issue with this game
@@thatgrimdude1453 enemy upscaling is the best thing to happen
main quest complete- experience gained +1
Living with social anxiety be like:
*Steps in the grocery store*
"LE LE LELE LELE LEELE LELE LELE LELELEE"
You Sir, deserve more likes. That's literally what it's like.
the music does not help XD
Dude I'm laughing so hard rn this is the funniest thing I've read which is also a fact
youtube needs a comment award show just for this comment. I am laughing so hard right now.
The world needs to see this comment
" a bunch of ladies show up and yell...HEEEEY" 10/10 good review
@Captain Lazypants Good Review of the Review of the other Review, 10/10
Peste Negra good review of this review of the review inside another review 10/10.
Armstrong Canon 10/10
ngl i really like the finished quest noise :D
I was sooooo done!!!
"Yo dawg, I heard you love side quests, so I put side quests in your side quests so you can side quest while you side quest" that had me dying 🤣
Sounds like the line from the Honest Trailer for this game about Gwent.
X2 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Facts!!
It's literally true too, there are so many quest locations where you find letters that start another side quest.
this is when you saw a yellow exclamation point in the middle of witcher's contract.
Frodo : “alright then keep your secrets”
That made me laugh out loud
Nobody:
Game: le le le le lle
Me: wtf were is the monster
True
That nobody is very unnecessary
Very rare does a comment make me actually laugh out loud. Lol well done 👍🏻😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's usually indicated on the minimap.
"Gandalf of Libya" had me literally crying with laughter.
If anybody wants a good reason to play the Witcher, other than that it's the best game of all time, has won a shit tonne of awards, you sex very much and your horse randomly teleports onto a roof in the middle of a river, they should definitely watch this review.
@@mattnorris7124 I'm able to get invested in the stories of more grounded games. But I understand why people like this genre.
“Gerbil of Riverdale” 😂😂😂
"Garlic of Cafeteria" had me cracking up too. :P
who said Libya 🇱🇾😍🇱🇾😍🇱🇾😍🇱🇾
I remember finishing Witcher 3 and being like "oh what's left for me in this cruel world" and then I got to it a year after and accidentally stepped into Blood and Wine and holy shit I need to write my graduation paper.
This is so relatable 😂😂😂
Literally me rn 🤣🤣
After finishing witcher I literally was like What am I supposed to do in life right now? Made so many memories with this game. One of the best gaming experiences :')
Hmm..Medallion’s humming...Powerful Gwent players around?
Place of Gwent players... Should draw my deck.
W for the profile pic Steve
Place of Gwent, it's gotta be
@@dankdankeryetdanker2726 🤣😂😅
This is my wife writing: "We bumped into your channel two days after I had had abdominal surgery, and we were just trying to relax a bit watching reviews of our favorite games. Listening to you made me laugh so hard that I am pretty sure I will need new stitches in the morning, it was like giving birth must be like, sheer bliss and utterly painful altogether. Hubby suggested to stop and resume the videos later. Heck no!"
Wholesome
@@ProMrLecoq01 Wholesome re-stitching.
*nice*
I can remember first playing Witcher 3, and I was so overwhelmed by the sheer amount of stuff to do that I actually stopped playing it and had a life for about 6 months before finally getting back to it
same. although when I went back at it I loved it so much I lost my gf
@@Kurokusudamn
@@KurokusuI would dump someone over this too
"How do you like that silver?!" Gerard of Rivie yells as he pulls out his steel sword.
"A bunch of women would show up and go 'HUAYAAYAAAAHHHHH!!!!'" had me rollin hahahah
best part
Even though I was unemployed when The Witcher 3 came out, it literally took me 4 months to complete....because of Gwent
I took a year to finish the game because I didn't want it to end. But I downloaded mods specifically because I dont like card games like gwent. I literally played one round of gwent and tried to understand it but lost constantly, so I just said fuckit and downloaded mods to insta-beat gwent.
@@benzlover55 What you should have done was install a mod that turns every encounter with anything in the real game to a Gwent match.
@@mattnorris7124 🤣
@@mattnorris7124 wait, there is one? Brb buying a gaming computer for that
@@barbarabenuzzi2414 Honestly I don't know but if there isn't, I'll be wildly disappointed.
3:14 very true to my experience. I was on a side quest called "fool's gold" when I suddenly heard Geralt commenting on traps, and triggering "Ghosts of the past", when I went to check only to find it was the same location where "Fall of the House of Reardon" took place. So yeah, got a bit of side quest in my side quest so I can side quest when I side quest in my side quest.
The birth of the iconic phrase "Hol' up a minnet!"
Toss a coin to your witcher, oh-holl uppa minute.
Oh Valley of Gwent-y
Oh so THAT'S what she's saying!
2:50 for reference
Noice! Lol 😂
Hell yes! Keep on keeping on. ☺️
I was enjoying these reviews until I started wanting a girlfriend
Get a gamer girlfriend
@@jaquanae9991 LOL. Bro you're so funny
@@jaquanae9991 I'm not being sarcastic
please dont hate me
I was enjoying these reviews until I started wanting PS4 in my third world country while my 73 siblings starved. Good times
Oof that’s the sacrifice we make being gamers.. none of us will never get a gf :(
Me: kills a couple of monsters
Random screaming ladies: AEEEYAHHHHEEEEEEAHH OOHHBEEEEAAHHHHHEEEEUUUUUAAAAAHHHHEEEEEE
"Stay away from Gwent," said the woman, who'd just earned herself an eternity in the fiery pits of hell.
Don't stay away from Gwent. Win the Gwent tournaments. Collect all of the Gwent cards (there's a quest for that.) Play everybody you meet. Play the standalone Gwent game they released because so many people loved Gwent so much. Gwent forever. Team Gwent. Gwent Gang. Gwent it limitless. Gwent is euphoric. Gwent is everything.
Gwent is love. Gwent is life.
Witcher is temporary. Gwent is eternal
Everybody telling that and i dont get to like gwent at all :(
@@shivanshlolayekar9668 This comment made me feel simultaneously happy and sad and also hit me on a far more real level than it should have.
People be flexing on how they've finished the game but as soon as they're like "yeah, but I didn't play Gwent" all I hear is suddenly just clown squeaky noises
Choose your fighter:
Gerbil from Riverdale
Garlic of Cafeteria
Gandalf of Libya
Libya*
@@AZ-wc5ot Geralf of Dildodale.
Dinar Gindulin garlic of cafeteria
When does the Buttmuncher of Bacon DLC come out?
More like Gumball of Holupamin
The twitch streams are genuinely good: these two are funny even off the cuff. Watch them.
Didn't realize they had Twitch streams bc I never looked in the description. Totally gonna catch it now.
When do they normally stream?
Truth. Their chemistry is hilarious haha. He is a solid gamer too.
Just DONT WATCH TWITCH, its not what it used to be...
I'd like to watch the streams, but I'm in Europe (Italy) so I have to calculate the time difference.
What days does she streams and where does she announces it?
Her Twitter?
"It's just a couple drowners calm down." Clearly not seen being low level in death march, hmm?
On death march i foolishly bersed my first alghoul not knowing it can reflect damage back to me and i died about 5 times,more than i did with detlaff.
I literally watch this video every week or so. Its how I discovered your channel and it always makes me smile when I’m not feeling well ❤️ thank you for making such amazing content!
Garlic of Cafeteria!? I’m dead.
Gandalf of Libya 😂
bumbernstach crumberbritch
Gerbil of Riverdale
You've got serious, production, writing and comedic talent. Whatever joy you may find yourself in from all of this, you deserve.
That's all well and dandy. But does she play Gwent though??
Absolutely.
I was trying to type something similar but this guy did it for me, great channel love the content
5:09 "HAYEEEEEEEEEE" I lost it 🤣
I have already watched this video 10 times, and each time I finish playing a few hours I come back to watch again. That's how good this is.
"Wind's howling" I wish I had a GF who understood quotes like that
TheEyeOfOdin I know every time I say that my gf is like what
I wish i had a gf...
I laugh every time subtitles say it in films/shows but my wife never understands that reference. Them feels.
whys it funny?whats the context?
Arkham Assassin it’s a line geralt says in the game.
*_Hol up a minute!_*
That was genuinely the best part of the video. It was the Gwent of this video
no
Something ain’t right!
Dude 101 that part was maybe a bit excessive lol
It was strangely not funny to me. Idk why. I typically like the girlfriend videos, but I don't think I laughed once at that reoccurring joke.
We need a "should your boyfriend watch The Witcher series?"
Spoiler alert: THERE IS NO GWENT ON IT
yet.
No Gwent? 0/10 unwatchable
What a scam
Damn good show! ☺️
The editing work on all your videos is exemplary! I would pick that as the main reason of your channel's success. Also, your reviews are of an unusual and fresh perspective, and all in all fun to watch. Keep at it!
Man I love Gandalf of Libya
don't you mean gerbil of riverdale?
@@UtaNngkrngDpanKompi Doesn't flow.
@@UtaNngkrngDpanKompi HOLD UP A MINUTE, wasn't this video about Garlic of Cafeteria?
Gwent is the greatest card game of all time it also has a small little indie game called witcher 3
I swear, this was very entertaining to watch and I only came here due to the channel name, I was super curious about what you have to say. I was not disappointed.
Thanks.
No, thank YOU
This is the first video I've watched on this channel. Mainly because I'm currently running through The Gwenter 3 Wild WItcher, and I'm really loving it.
Had me chuckling at the different names of Gary of Oblivion.
Absolute banger of a video. Keep up the amazing work!
geralt : "Youre Immortal?"
Olgierd : "Aye"
geralt : "How bout a round of gwen?"
Olgierd: *Nod Intensifies*
I still hate I couldnt beat Gaunter O'Dimm with a round of gwent. My temerian mulligan wouldve crushed him.
O’Dimm: “so, what is your wish?”
Geralt: “how about a round of gwent?”
O’Dimm: *nods
When you meet Olgierd in Oxenfurt to return the dead brother quest, you can ask him to play Gwent, which he'll comment something along the lines of "an immortal asks you to do this super hard mission, and you asked him to play cards?", to which Geralt replies "Unless you're scared". The devs are fully aware of our ridiculous pacing.
Olgierd: "Lets lay 'em down"
Girl, from my point of view, and i think I'm speaking for everyone here,
*HOLLUP* *AMMINUT*
_smack_ _lips_
wanna play a round of Gwent?
Nodding
i played the game but, what does it mean? "hollup amminut"? hold up a minute?
Yup Yup
@@Dota2funny My boy, watch 2:15
It's a reference to the girl's boyfriend.
He says: "Hollup amminut, this ugly old lady has lost her frying pan"
It's a reoccurring joke throughout the video, for Garlic of Cafeteria is indeed a man of many talents, but focusing on one task at a time is not one of them.
Gwent was better than the actual game
This was so well made and hilarious. I did not expect this video to be so good.
This is by far my favorite review of any media ever! The format of a backseat gamer explaining games is genius! Also - quality time 👌. She does a great job of balancing sarcasm with real facts. Kudos.
Garfield of Namibia, destroyer of monsters and hoooolll’up a minute... care to play a bit of Gwent?
Don’t stress over getting out one video a week. Quality over quantity will ALWAYS ALWAYS beat Quantity over Quality. Please. Don’t feel like you need to work yourself to death for these. Make sure your enjoying the process. Love these reviews. They are so awesome. :)
Hard not to stress given the YT algorithm. If you want to do this professionally, you're ideally pumping out ten minutes of video a day every day.
Still, I agree that the actual viewers would be perfectly happy these games being played at a somewhat organic pace with decent breaks between them and therefor the reviews being up no sooner than that. Afterall, that's how the actual review part of these videos are going to be useful even if far more than half of us are here purely for the entertainment value
@@oOPPHOo On top of that, let's not kid ourselves, SovietWomble is doing just fine with how rarely he uploads a video -ha.
Thats terrible advice tbh. The algorithm disagrees with you.
USSR would like a word
The premise for this channel seems amazing! Subscribed!
Love the idea, and this video in particular! Great work and great channel. Keep it up.
I wish I could erase my memory of this game, so I could fall in love with it all over again
just wait 5 years before replaying it.
Indeed
@@budiisnadi I tried. But still I can almost remember everything. wtf
Yes!!!
Oh thats easy. You just need a memory like me. Last year I forgot the birthdays of every single family member. Including my wife's.
hol' up a minut'
Only recently found this channel and am addicted - the reviews are so, so funny. Love it
Accidentally came across this channel while looking at random witcher videos. Loved it! Subbed.
"Gerbil of riverdale" I'm done :)
Garlic of cafeteria.
Gandalf of Libya was my favorite.
Another vote for Nier Automata! Do it!
Hell yeah!
everytime Geralt says "Looks like rain" I'd be like: DUH!
Hey you! It's 2020, the best year ever!! Hope you still make videos, this one is great!
Medallions humming... place of power, gotta be
Should draw from it.
Hhmm...straange
Adrii 69 smells like rain...
When the time of the white frost comes, do not eat the yellow snow.
Hol up a minute, this is not the review i was looking for, but it was the review i needed.
Your quip clips are impressive. Tons of research. Your memory/index system is impressive.
This is beautiful.. I often say the "wind is howling" before a storm just on the off-chance someone has experienced The Witcher
I hope your boyfriend still has the balls to play Nier Automata in front of you
yes please
Yes!!! That would be great!
He's probably afraid he'll die of boredom.
First things first, press that self-destruct button. ;)
Era XD Take it one step further. Bayonetta.
5:23 “ Gandalf Of Livia “
Lybia
@@AMabud-lv7hy Libia
Gerbil of Riverdale
@@divinusvideo69 labia
This is simply BOOTIFUL!!😭❤️
You know what the best part(s) in the video? The moments when I heard “Hol’ Up A Minute” This channel definitely deserves a new subscriber.
Love the editing, great job!
Geralt:
"I'm getting aroused"
Yen:
"Any...ideas?"
Geralt:
"We could go on that stuffed unicorn.."
Yen:
"I like it 💏"
Geralt:
"...TO PLAY SOME ROUNDS OF GWENT!!!"
Yen:
😧😧
Confession: I put 200 hours into this game and never finished it, because I spent so much time fetching frying pans and playing Gwent
u done now?> haah
Wait, so you are saying there other activities besides Gwent?
That's funny because the pan is literally one quest that takes 5 minutes
@@majingamer6109 if that haha
I put in more than 300 hours. Only the base game, no add ons. I finished the game but I played the least amount gwent possible.
quarter of a million subs with 10 videos is a testament to how relatable and well made your content is. surprised you're not on more than that by now.
regarding witcher 3, literally my gf hates me sitting destroying people at gwent and all the side quests and was throwing things at me wanting me to press on with the game lol.
It's amazing that you had less than 250K subs at this point, and now you have almost 1.5 million. Congrats on your success! I love this chanel and my GF (now fiancé) relates to you sooooo much!!
While one video a week is 👌👌👌, be sure to focus on quality over quantity. All the videos so far have been great, but creator fatigue is real. If you need to take a week off to perfect a review, that would be better than releasing an unfinished product. “A delayed [video] is eventually good, but a rushed [video] is forever bad.” -Shigeru Miyamoto
Keep up the great work!
ikr, its like game development, better polish that game to be GOTY material then release it with bugs :O
Hol'up a minut.
@@KyleSantin lets play Gwent for a week.
Same, her fallout 76 is still the best compared to her other video's.
Brian Mullins So, care for a round of Gwent?
I'm rollin😂 she said Garlic of Cafeteria😭💀
“Gerbil of Riverdale”
Gerball of Riverrun
Gandalf of Lybia, I'm crying
Gotta love a Zero Punctuation review, oh wait
4:32 virtual reminder that all beauty is fleeting! Couldn’t have put it any better! Great analysis of the game!
I just started playing this game about 2 weeks ago and I decided to play the death march difficulty, I am so loving this game. I do not play went though as I don't like card games. The difficulty of the game has me scratching my head sometimes, but it forces me to use the whole arsenal that the Witcher uses to defeat monsters. Good review. Made me laugh several times 😋
Two best console games this generation.
1. Legend of Witcher: Breath of the Hunt
2. The Zelda 3: Wild Breath
1. Yes
2. No
Rino Zisa i prefer The Witcher 3. Zelda sucks 😀!
Nah fallout 4 is my jam
I have 500 hours for botw. Every inch of the world has some new discovery. Witcher was amazing and I got emotionally invested but I was done with the world after about 250 hours.
I prefer Zelda Witcher is good but sometime characters won't stop talking and I say to myself ''will the action begin soon?'' It was especially bad in the Heartstone DLC
Trending on gaming already?! 😲 this channel is fabulous
They should do AC II
The content is good, but what is pushing it is the "family friendlyness"
OMG, just got to this channel for this video and it's pure gold, will surely watch it with my wife later, nice review.
I just stumbled upon your channel and you are absolutely my new favorite game reviewer.
Based on another comment elsewhere related to Witcher:
"I will have you know that losing a game of Gwent is by far, worse than Death itself!"
And as I replied to that other comment, paraphrased: I die in game, the game forces me to reload, I lose a game of gwent I'll bloody well reload by myself, god damn it!
Especially when you have 60 crowns and bet 10 in hopes of making quick money. Ugh.
Your sense of humor is amazing! Thanks for creating such great content. Can't wait to see your channel blow up even more :)
For real
Bro, professional reviews don't have anywhere near as much humor or first class editing. So glad y'all are making content and I'm following on every platform. CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEXT REVIEW!
What's reallllly going to blow your mind, is when you realize you can play back through the entire game, make different choices and the story COMPLETELY changes. I played through the story 5 times before I found out you can actually have an ending where Ciri comes back to you in the end. AND I didn't even know in the previous 4 play throughs that she had actually died, I thought I was being left on cliff hanger to find out what happened to Ciri in the next game.
250k.. crazy, I've watched your Red Dead Video when it came out and thought "well, this got potential" but 250k after about a Month a really awesome. Speaks for you idea and quality! Please take enough breaks and time between videos, it's really easy to burn out at this rate!
Frell same here!
One week or more is good enough break for a “review” channel imo
@@ZiWARUDO That's not a break, that's a release schedule.
Witcher won't get 1M views
I agree. Take your time guys. Even a video every two weeks. It got to still be a pleasure and I've seen multiple couples loose it on RUclips because of the pressure of the release. Keep it simple keep it fresh and take care of yourselves. And take breaks. I 💯% agree
- "Gerbald of Riverdale"
REEEEE
Gandalf of Libya is better.
@@crabLT That seriously made me crack up 😂
Loved your narrating as much as the game. Thanks so much. ❤️
I laughed so hard! You guys are so good, thanks for this review.
This review is 10/10. Genuinely really funny and witty. Quality content.
That frying pan went on to create Playerunknown's Battlegrounds.
Yes. Playerunknown is actually a frying pan.
One of the best games ever made for sure. And yeah, some of the side quests could be the whole plot line of another video game. It’s one of the reasons why this game is so great. Talk about getting your moneys worth. And gwent is phenomenal....... ...my relationship ended because of the Witcher.
I’m just replaying The Witcher 2, I had forgotten how wonderful it is. You guys should review it!
This channel is my new favourite, been loving all these uploads keep up the amazing work!
Your boyfriend should absolutely NOT play The Witcher 3. Gary of Nivea will make him question his heterosexuality.
Lmao Gary of Nivea.
No, that’s just you buddy.
Gerbert isn't quite that hot. He is pretty slick though
Can confirm.
That metrosexual fruitcake
I laughed sooo hard with every next "Hol' up a minnet!" xD
what a unique review :D thanks for sharing with us.
The legendary Gerbil of Riverdale, hunting down cards in every town, every city and every nation.
Garlic of Cafeteria is my favorite videogame protagonist
Just finished my first ever playthrough. Loved it
Ahhh I love the youtube suggested vids! You're hilarious 😂