The Witcher 3: Gwent - High Score (Northern Realms) / 590 points match - 560 points round

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

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  • @luisb9862
    @luisb9862 4 года назад +20826

    Imagine being a tavern owner just wanting to relax playing gwent after a hard day of work and some mf witcher pulls out this little number

    • @chriscostello642
      @chriscostello642 4 года назад +1057

      Imagine going to the tavern for a drink and nice relaxing game of cards with your mediocre deck and the tavern keeper beats your ass with a perfect Nilfgaard deck.

    • @celsodimov.
      @celsodimov. 4 года назад +449

      @@chriscostello642 "oh, a Nilfgaardian deck. If I manage to avoid a draw, I should be ok...".
      10 draws later...
      Ill just have a beer.

    • @wombatonsteroids
      @wombatonsteroids 4 года назад +226

      "I kill monsters, and noobs."

    • @Dimitris4110
      @Dimitris4110 4 года назад +24

      I'd say it's time 5o close shop and call it a day after that.

    • @ИванМилосердов-ь8й
      @ИванМилосердов-ь8й 3 года назад +12

      Не на христианском, давай по новой

  • @wexxel
    @wexxel 5 лет назад +16751

    Congratulations, you win 2 x silk.

    • @gigantopithecushominoidea8779
      @gigantopithecushominoidea8779 5 лет назад +379

      but you didn't have to pay for it

    • @TanAnhTran
      @TanAnhTran 5 лет назад +331

      @@gigantopithecushominoidea8779 out of 5000 silk in my inventory, no thanks

    • @DecipherDiz
      @DecipherDiz 5 лет назад +216

      Eh it’s for fun, I like gwent. But what’s really pointless is someone pointing out the uselessness of a game.... inside a freaking game!

    • @jackbundygaming1208
      @jackbundygaming1208 5 лет назад +12

      Not with mods you dont 🧐 worthwhile gwent makes it even more fun

    • @deanreaper7417
      @deanreaper7417 4 года назад +3

      m8 i got 800 score beat that

  • @VioletMilks
    @VioletMilks 4 года назад +11637

    peasant: “help me sir Witcher!! a monster tis attacked our village!”
    Geralt: Gwent?
    Peasant: *nods head*

    • @Floriskoek
      @Floriskoek 4 года назад +504

      I especially love the blacksmith in the castle of madman logos. You can ask him why he is so pissy and he'll tell you his son drowned a dishonorable death and he can't bury hem. And immediately after ask him for a game of gwent.

    • @UserAvailableName
      @UserAvailableName 4 года назад +40

      @@Floriskoek OMG yes i can't find a clip of it, its soooo funny

    • @Rex_427
      @Rex_427 3 года назад +23

      Jonas the Innkeep: I'm ALWAYS in the mood for Gwent...

    • @nope2603
      @nope2603 3 года назад +40

      It's the nod combined with that void-seeing distant stare.

    • @sunarwanto-6411
      @sunarwanto-6411 3 года назад +60

      i ask lambert to play gwent at vesemir funeral

  • @dignified5340
    @dignified5340 3 года назад +2992

    This Gwent Game felt like the cold war with the amount of spies that was involved.

    • @hellknightf1
      @hellknightf1 2 года назад +51

      Nvm the double spies

    • @alejak0673
      @alejak0673 2 года назад +1

      HAHSHEHS

    • @jakobc.2558
      @jakobc.2558 5 месяцев назад +4

      And the absolute hammering at the end fealth like nukes being dropped.

    • @iluvthenasees
      @iluvthenasees 2 месяца назад

      Prediction?​@@jakobc.2558

  • @Ordecaos
    @Ordecaos 5 лет назад +8521

    You know you’ve played to much Gwent when all the cards are in German and you still know what they say and do...

  • @Spr7ritus
    @Spr7ritus 5 лет назад +11361

    To be honest, I couldnt play like this, without getting half my deck scorched by the burning card.

    • @mrdeathamore
      @mrdeathamore 5 лет назад +585

      this is probably an easy diff, AI dont use these cards much on that difficulty. but in general you should amplify your cards after opponents turn to be sure AI will not scorch it

    • @honeybadger_sc9816
      @honeybadger_sc9816 5 лет назад +570

      The opponent always had the strongest card on the field. Only after the ai passed, he played his 5 blue stripes matching the opponents 20 And then doubling it.

    • @mrkenzo21
      @mrkenzo21 5 лет назад +34

      @@xCDF-pt8kj usually I must have 1 or 2 weather cards in my active deck. but need to play it right though. You can counter enemy's point that even triple more than yours. but I as said, need to play it right (e.g consider enemy "Clear the weather" card, or the King abilites).

    • @Floristini
      @Floristini 5 лет назад +116

      @@xCDF-pt8kj hey if you're still struggling by now, I'd recommend going for a Northern Realms deck. Don't focus on anything specific until you get the hang of the game. For starters, since the Northern Realms passive ability is to draw an extra card when you win, just make sure you win the first round, so you get the card advantage in the next round. Never pass early, because the opponent will most definitely match you and beat you if you don't have a major advantage. Instead force them to play out as many cards as you can. Tricking them to pass early is also a nice way to secure a win. This way, you can be in a position to burn extra cards from the opponent, which will help you if you need to extend to a third round. Always make sure you have a decent total number to go into your final turn, especially when you're playing against a Nilfgaardian Empire deck, because those fuckers will win even if you draw, so reaching a point where you both have nothing to play means you lose. If you have combo cards that double each other's value try to save them to the end, but only if possible.
      In short, your priority with Northern Realms is to win the first round and mantain card advantage. That means never pass early on the first round, always have a trump card if you're forced to go for a third round and make sure you never burn out before the end of the match.
      Trust me, once you get the hang of it (if you haven't already), it becomes easy to the point where you only lose if you get really unlucky (it is a card game after all). Hope this helps.

    • @evilbred974
      @evilbred974 5 лет назад +23

      Always either keep your highest cards under their highest cards (which means refraining from doubling units or horns until the end of the round) or have a single high value card as a sacrifice that protects multiple lower but still high cards. Always be mindful of multiple scorches though. I ALWAYS kept a couple scorch in my deck as the AI tends to double too early.

  • @minhvo8009
    @minhvo8009 4 года назад +6136

    Imagine doing all of this and they had weather cards.

    • @johngulbunny7456
      @johngulbunny7456 4 года назад +265

      Jaded Old Joe every single time I use the gaunter cards they get scorched. Not even exaggerating

    • @amare1367
      @amare1367 4 года назад +79

      weather cards are trash

    • @captainobvious5378
      @captainobvious5378 4 года назад +728

      @@amare1367 they're useful against monster decks tbh

    • @kuwakaney2443
      @kuwakaney2443 4 года назад +87

      Captain Obvious sometimes against Scoaitel decks because they usually pile troops on the close range part

    • @Nova-px5jc
      @Nova-px5jc 4 года назад +19

      Minh Vo his opponent mainly had scorch cards and because throughout the match his opponent had higher rated cards on his side, using scorch would be shooting himself in the foot

  • @candyballlecture627
    @candyballlecture627 3 года назад +953

    Bot: passes
    Geralt: *tries to hold all of his entire deck in two hands*

  • @Muscular-Man
    @Muscular-Man 3 года назад +4003

    This guy playing Gwent: **Gets really cool cards from spies**
    Me playing Gwent : **Gets 2 weather cards from a single spy **

    • @kingautumn569
      @kingautumn569 3 года назад +333

      Pro tip:weather cards are useless, if you play on hard gwent difficulty your enemy will not use them

    • @anggaref
      @anggaref 3 года назад +263

      @@kingautumn569 well.. depends on what enemy card use.. If its a monster card.. They always summon same type and always the frontliner.. Make them get a big score.. Use frost to Disarm them..

    • @kingautumn569
      @kingautumn569 3 года назад +25

      @@anggaref usually on high difficulty i always get 220 to 300 points,and they never go beyond 200

    • @westonmurray2004
      @westonmurray2004 3 года назад +137

      Only weather card I have on my deck is biting frost in case I play against a monster deck

    • @kingautumn569
      @kingautumn569 3 года назад +31

      @@westonmurray2004 its a decent strategy,when i used to play gwent i never used weather cards,they messed up my chances at getting multiplier cards

  • @redrobsanthem9206
    @redrobsanthem9206 3 года назад +3543

    Gwent is one of the best mini games I have ever seen in a single player rpg. I wish the official gwent game was more like this version.

    • @Dark_Mishra
      @Dark_Mishra 3 года назад +117

      Definitely agree. In Fallout: New Vegas, Caravan was a pretty neat card game that unfortunately never really seemed to catch on. That one would probably be my second favorite though.

    • @krzysztof.10.g39
      @krzysztof.10.g39 2 года назад +91

      official gwent is way better. more cards ,more skill and more abilities

    • @juleswoodbury58
      @juleswoodbury58 2 года назад +287

      dude real gwent would be boring though, you'd just lay cards out and then count your total strength at the end, a gwent game could take up 8 fucking hours and 7 of those would be calculating, arguing over the rules, accusing each other of cheating and then a massive bar fight with everyone present. gwent would destroy more lives than the plague or wars or monsters for that matter. Ciri ain't the seed of destruction, gwent is.

    • @promienodrzutowysamuel790
      @promienodrzutowysamuel790 2 года назад +19

      I know right? They removed spy cards (at least I think they did because I only completed the tutorial so i don't know), horns, weather cards and a whole fucking lane!

    • @dausstoll2284
      @dausstoll2284 2 года назад +84

      @@promienodrzutowysamuel790 im sorry do you just want to sit there for the next 20 minutes watching as you and your opponent places down spy cards and using decoys over and over again? TW3 Gwent was fine bcs all you had to do was fight AI plus it's a very simple and easy to grasp mini game. The standalone Gwent game however has been reworked to be an actually good computer TCG that is surprisingly f2p friendly

  • @whitecking
    @whitecking 4 года назад +2142

    184: Who are you?
    560: Death

  • @yasssica
    @yasssica 4 года назад +1951

    I’m a gwent fiend. I eat, sleep, and breathe gwent. What’s a Witcher? What’s this about a war? Who is Ciri? My geralt exists only to play gwent.

    • @TheZeroLatitud
      @TheZeroLatitud 3 года назад +122

      I'm sure you're fulfilling Geralt's true purpose

    • @raiden6428
      @raiden6428 3 года назад +122

      Lmfao "who is ciri?". Screw Destiny. Gwent is the purpose of life

    • @californiansniper2133
      @californiansniper2133 3 года назад +78

      Apparently you slay monsters in the game, that sounds terrifying so I’ll just play Gwent

    • @Qwerty-j5y1x
      @Qwerty-j5y1x 3 года назад +10

      Партийку в гвинт?

    • @limeplay5123
      @limeplay5123 3 года назад +7

      @@Qwerty-j5y1x *машет головой *

  • @SnowdragonDS
    @SnowdragonDS 5 лет назад +1230

    Stop, Stop! He's Already Dead

  • @andmaarup
    @andmaarup 4 года назад +159

    Villager: So, you lost. Guess I'll have a card from you then?
    Gerald: No.
    Villager: But... If you won, you would have gotten one from me?
    Gerald: Yes. Your rarest one. Let's play again!

  • @user-yc6dt6iz5x
    @user-yc6dt6iz5x 3 года назад +378

    I like how 90% of the power each side has is because of the other's spy cards

  • @ismathem
    @ismathem 8 лет назад +6240

    Wow this is a battle of spy cards lol

    • @NoR110011
      @NoR110011 8 лет назад +927

      That's what happens when you play against nilfgaard

    • @DrZemf
      @DrZemf 6 лет назад +2

      Dom Noah I,

    • @FlatCard2
      @FlatCard2 5 лет назад +27

      Dijkstra win

    • @dankdankeryetdanker2726
      @dankdankeryetdanker2726 5 лет назад +229

      I call it "spy dancing" when you both keep stealing them and reviving them.

    • @露娜專用薩克
      @露娜專用薩克 5 лет назад +5

      This glitch has been deleted..

  • @shadowreaper4970
    @shadowreaper4970 6 лет назад +2171

    i never seen that much spies in metal gear solid

  • @LeleiTheTigress
    @LeleiTheTigress Год назад +165

    For the newcomers wondering why there are 5 blue stripes commandos. There were originally 5 at the games launch, but they ended up reducing down to 3 in a patch

    • @AmbitionIsaMust115
      @AmbitionIsaMust115 Год назад +4

      I was wondering that and decoys also for some reason dude passes at 9 and the computer lets him win first round with nilfguard deck they could've easily played a 10 and took that made no sense

    • @kretztech
      @kretztech  Год назад +7

      From patch 1.10 to 1.12 it was possible to get five. When you have a save from this, then it is continue and today (in the last patch) possible.

    • @ateryy_9386
      @ateryy_9386 Год назад

      archers also got reduced no?

    • @Thanhatos
      @Thanhatos Год назад

      Thank you !

    • @giacomodattoli4400
      @giacomodattoli4400 2 месяца назад

      now they're 4

  • @scrubbasher
    @scrubbasher 5 лет назад +2699

    Because of reloading, I've technically never lost a game of Gwent.

    • @davidgouvea9383
      @davidgouvea9383 5 лет назад +59

      indeed, but hero cards are awsome, easy to wim any duel

    • @gubbica99
      @gubbica99 4 года назад +38

      there are very few quests where reloading doesn't work or you have to skip ton of dialoges where i let the lose be like the one in Blood and Wine where you get to play in an tournament with the new faction 4 AI players without any safe point , never was able to do that guest where i would win.

    • @scrubbasher
      @scrubbasher 4 года назад +15

      @@gubbica99 I had to look up a strategy to make the best deck and then won first time

    • @Jotunn96
      @Jotunn96 4 года назад +97

      Dude it's like ten gold just take the Ls lmao

    • @crabapples9869
      @crabapples9869 4 года назад +13

      @@gubbica99 jesus christ, this. And the skellige faction didn't have any spy cards, plus you rely heavily on rng. Once that cerys card is present in your deck, its basically a win. If not, pray to god you have a versatile enough cards because you can't go all in strength cuz of scorch and weather cards.

  • @montagistkacke7431
    @montagistkacke7431 3 года назад +760

    I remember how proud I was when I got 102 points in a round...

    • @yavyav2281
      @yavyav2281 3 года назад +7

      Dont worry mine was 130 max^^

    • @diamondgamer9746
      @diamondgamer9746 3 года назад +35

      Nothing beats the feeling. My highest was 180 and my jaw dropped, I was like whaaaat I can do that much?

    • @Muricanwerewolf
      @Muricanwerewolf 3 года назад +16

      @@diamondgamer9746 You were 4 away from an achievement.

    • @diamondgamer9746
      @diamondgamer9746 3 года назад

      @@Muricanwerewolf Just my luck 🤣, any tips for actually reaching that number? I don't own the dlcs on this run

    • @Muricanwerewolf
      @Muricanwerewolf 3 года назад +6

      @@diamondgamer9746 play northern realms or nolfguard. You want spies, healers, units that double their power when played together and dummies. You want to keep swapping spies out with dummies to play against your opponent and if you don’t have any dummies left you want to end the round with them so they go in your discard and you can bring them back with healers. For your final round you want to have a whole ton of cards like the blue stripes commando that double their power every time another is played. Hit them with a commander horn or dandilion and they become better than the most powerful hero card. Speaking of play heros and cards that don’t have synergistic properties first, try to get your opponent to waste a scorch or a dragon on cards that won’t hurt as much to lose. If your opponent plays a weather effect wait until the end of the round and use your commander ability to get rid of it. If you have a good round you should clear 200 easily. This is easier to do with an opponent with a good deck, since they’ll be sending spies and your spies back at you so you both can keep cycling them.

  • @Eponser
    @Eponser 4 года назад +1023

    That one Moment your enemie just passed and your cool laying all the rest of your hand, shortly before you just noticed, there is one more round ....

    • @helianthus5381
      @helianthus5381 4 года назад +40

      hahaha yes that happened so many times

    • @kuwakaney2443
      @kuwakaney2443 4 года назад +96

      And you’re playing against a Monster deck so you’re doomed

    • @royaltinman2226
      @royaltinman2226 4 года назад +10

      And they are nilfgaardian

    • @royaltinman2226
      @royaltinman2226 4 года назад +6

      KuwakaNey that works too

    • @wolfrex2721
      @wolfrex2721 4 года назад +2

      Bruhhh I did that once..

  • @qwertymegaforce9088
    @qwertymegaforce9088 4 года назад +848

    -Oh no! Its him!!!
    -Who's "him"?
    -Geralt from Rivia - card stealer
    (Geralt enters the room)
    -Hello, wanna play some Gwint

    • @tommi_xiaomi
      @tommi_xiaomi 4 года назад +21

      *Gwent. Gwint is in polish.

    • @Frogoth
      @Frogoth 4 года назад +48

      @@tommi_xiaomi and the game is polish, exactly like the fact that it's Jaskier and not dandelion

    • @cuba9357
      @cuba9357 4 года назад +3

      Po angielsku gwint to gwent ;)

    • @archdornan5311
      @archdornan5311 4 года назад +6

      of rivia*

    • @lordrudolfius2957
      @lordrudolfius2957 3 года назад +6

      @@tommi_xiaomi in german its Gwint too

  • @qzoid3060
    @qzoid3060 3 года назад +151

    Now I think Witcher 3 is a great card game. The adventure game aspect that revolves around it I think makes the card game more alluring

  • @zeroischillin
    @zeroischillin 4 года назад +475

    Imagine he pulled a weather card

    • @arhamsaa
      @arhamsaa 4 года назад +80

      I can't believe the opponent didn't have a single weather card after all those redraws.

    • @Alan-xg4yr
      @Alan-xg4yr 4 года назад +33

      @@arhamsaa he knows his opponent
      he trained on him

    • @giokyo9465
      @giokyo9465 4 года назад +31

      Puts litterally everything he has on the board
      The 3 weather cards
      Imma have to stop u right there .

    • @tonyli1622
      @tonyli1622 4 года назад +21

      @@arhamsaa Nilfgaard and Redanian decks employ the same strategy. Spy spamming and win trading for first two rounds. Then, using their hand (which is basically the entire deck at the point of round 3) to try to squash the enemy with pure numbers. A weather card would complicate this strat because it will not only hinder offensive ability for your own team, but also your ability to spy spam for the first two rounds.

    • @Father_Jack_The_Enlightened
      @Father_Jack_The_Enlightened 4 года назад +16

      If you do the math... The opponent wouldve still lost even if he pulled weather cards out his ass the hero cards wouldn't have saved his ass, home boy wouldve had around 163 points after all 3 weather affects would be in play and the opponent would have 86, itd still be a massacre... (Numbers are not completely correct, could have a few errors along the point spread but mostly accurate range)
      [First row affected: 152 vs 335]
      [Second row affected: 138 vs 488]
      [Third row affected: 158 vs 527]
      [Row 1+3 affected: 132 vs 235]
      [Row 2+3 affected: 112 vs 263]
      [Row 1+2 affected 112 vs 338]
      In each scenario the opponent has 0% chance of winning

  • @nathan.dunahoo
    @nathan.dunahoo 4 года назад +122

    I know without even watching: Spies.

  • @GameslordXY
    @GameslordXY 6 лет назад +2342

    Amazing!
    I prefer this Gwent to standalone Gwent.

    • @mehmetalidemir8380
      @mehmetalidemir8380 6 лет назад +94

      me too

    • @masterkill1609
      @masterkill1609 6 лет назад +23

      me not

    • @billyswift1745
      @billyswift1745 6 лет назад +145

      Gameslord I prefer the stand alone Gwent. It's competitive, and there's something more rewarding to beating other player compared to to the AI

    • @michawolinski314
      @michawolinski314 5 лет назад +279

      @@billyswift1745 I think he was about gameplay.

    • @fudgeyplays3544
      @fudgeyplays3544 5 лет назад +44

      Yeah, the ingame Gwent has rewards like coins for your game. Standalone Gwent just gives you other cards and is like any other TCG.

  • @mominamoj
    @mominamoj 6 лет назад +3550

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    How do u get 5 of those
    Because I have no clue

    • @gut3k_pl
      @gut3k_pl 6 лет назад +301

      Mina Todorovic it has been reduced to 3 cards available

    • @JayJay-wf2oe
      @JayJay-wf2oe 6 лет назад +95

      Racist reported

    • @juannieto1416
      @juannieto1416 6 лет назад +47

      Leon96 HYPERBRUH

    • @Oatyquakenbush
      @Oatyquakenbush 6 лет назад +373

      You had an opportunity to say blue stripes are blue and you didn’t take it

    • @BMXguy1989
      @BMXguy1989 6 лет назад +4

      Cause he hax

  • @andrewgilchrist1816
    @andrewgilchrist1816 8 лет назад +539

    The battle of Brenna: Gwent Edition!

    • @princekrazie
      @princekrazie 5 лет назад +19

      Gwenna

    • @captainAOG
      @captainAOG 5 лет назад +8

      True but In that battle. NILFFGUARD HAD a big amount almost 40000. Calvary forces
      Repelled by. 12000.Redainian pikemen And 20000 calvary of Temeria and Redainia 3000.Mahakaman Dwarwes and. DunBanner forces. What a battle Writer has written Truely Spe tacular

    • @Rahmatow
      @Rahmatow 3 года назад

      Oooh, you mean a famous battle of "the little butts"

  • @_tym3k
    @_tym3k Год назад +30

    Just imagine how the battle between Nilfgaard and the Northern Realms must've looked like

  • @PieceOfCandyPS
    @PieceOfCandyPS 5 лет назад +65

    You cast that dude straight in to the shadow realm

  • @TripleX205
    @TripleX205 7 лет назад +415

    I can't get the Dandelion card, because I didn't play Gwent at the Vegelbud party. That sucks.

    • @geftep3399
      @geftep3399 7 лет назад +125

      TripleX205 ng+ time!

    • @gabelamm6689
      @gabelamm6689 6 лет назад +59

      Yeah that's what made me fail catch em all *sigh*

    • @ALTAI38
      @ALTAI38 6 лет назад +17

      same with the bloody baron if he hangs himself lol. he gives the special yennefer card i think

    • @karolinakozowska114
      @karolinakozowska114 6 лет назад +111

      @@ALTAI38 bloody baron gives u Dijkstra card m8

    • @ALTAI38
      @ALTAI38 6 лет назад +4

      @@karolinakozowska114 idk mate it doesnt say which card you get. it only says an unique card

  • @Belfor09
    @Belfor09 5 лет назад +38

    Damn man. I immediately want to jump back into the Witcher game, play gwent and just listen to this beautiful music in the background :D

  • @DarkFactory
    @DarkFactory 5 лет назад +123

    CDPR: How many spy cards do you want?
    kretztech: YES

  • @lazthegreat10
    @lazthegreat10 4 года назад +226

    Why do you keep checking opponents discarded cards?
    And yours, how many times do you need to check the mysterious elf

    • @AmarEcd1233
      @AmarEcd1233 3 года назад +53

      ikr like why tf is he checking it that much

    • @OverkillBillsXbox
      @OverkillBillsXbox 3 года назад +55

      its a habit you can develop by playing to much nilfgard when playing Gwent

    • @benedictbrown1036
      @benedictbrown1036 3 года назад +10

      Think part of the strategy is making sure all the spies end up on your side for an even higher score, so he’s checking if his opponent has any spies in their discard pile

    • @johanmuller799
      @johanmuller799 3 года назад +24

      Almost made me stop watching all the fucking checking.

    • @ziwuri
      @ziwuri 3 года назад +5

      @@johanmuller799 It's part of the strategy. They wanted to be absolutely sure cause they had a really good run going.

  • @j915winterking9
    @j915winterking9 Год назад +3

    I love it when a plan comes together

  • @bl4ckd3vi1
    @bl4ckd3vi1 8 лет назад +943

    5x blue stripes -> no legit deck

    • @devilbuster20xx37
      @devilbuster20xx37 7 лет назад +125

      bl4ckd3vi1 A Wild Burn Card Appeared

    • @kkbaby30
      @kkbaby30 5 лет назад +49

      Late response, but I play on PS4 and have 5 as well. It's legit.

    • @dantealighieri3307
      @dantealighieri3307 5 лет назад +19

      @@kkbaby30 So even on PS4 there's a cursor when playing gwent? or the guides showing keyboard (like [Q] to forfeit or [Escape] to cancel)? yeah I don't think so.

    • @kkbaby30
      @kkbaby30 5 лет назад +109

      @@dantealighieri3307 Nah it's legit. It was patched out later, but early on you could get 5 blue stripes. I was lucky enough to finish that trophy for all the cards before the patch.

    • @Rizalpahlevi21
      @Rizalpahlevi21 5 лет назад +48

      @@dantealighieri3307 read again dude.. he said *but i play on ps4* not *he is playing on ps4*

  • @NotMikey437
    @NotMikey437 5 лет назад +76

    CDPR: How many spy cards do you want?
    Kretztech: *GoOd QUeSTIon*

    • @yordle6131
      @yordle6131 5 лет назад +3

      Cdpr: how many spy cards do you want?
      Player: Yes

  • @sheraz1001
    @sheraz1001 4 года назад +18

    In all these high scoring gwent games surprisingly no weather or scorch cards ever make an appearance.

    • @diekritischestimme
      @diekritischestimme 2 года назад

      I think the setup is "easy" for gwent. My highscore was something like 215 and I also do not understand how you can have more than three blue stripes commanders. How can they be drawn with a spy card when they are already in your hand? Were there more than three of these cards in the game? Never got more than three of those and I certainly finished my gwent collection...

    • @Z3t487
      @Z3t487 2 года назад +1

      @@diekritischestimme They reduced the number of Blue Stripes Commanders from 5 down to 3 in a patch.

  • @AnimalBlundetto
    @AnimalBlundetto 8 месяцев назад +1

    you always know it’s gonna be a good match when you redraw a spy card

  • @DrLukeHart
    @DrLukeHart 2 года назад +3

    You knew this was going to be a tasty morsel when he drew 4 spy cards...

    • @kretztech
      @kretztech  2 года назад +4

      I know his deck by heart now.

  • @vuvuvu6291
    @vuvuvu6291 3 года назад +4

    Tavern guy: I surrender
    Geralt: You know... People isn't call me the Butcher of Blaviken for nothing.
    ×Multipliers ×Multipliers ×Multipliers ×Multipliers ×Multipliers

  • @Estrinzzer
    @Estrinzzer 8 лет назад +706

    I can't understand the point of you checking like milion times enemy discard pack... like you see what's happening and still you are checking it same as with your deck... like is it bad habit or you just don't remember?!

    • @frankie5781
      @frankie5781 8 лет назад +112

      I thought that, but then I realised he's learning them so he knows what they redraw when they play a spy.

    • @lakenash7947
      @lakenash7947 7 лет назад +178

      TheHFD No shit but he's still fucking dumb if he can't remember the same two cards he checked about 8 times already.

    • @Mundane05
      @Mundane05 7 лет назад +603

      Heh, fucking miserable people will really bitch about anything.

    • @dennismcintosh2623
      @dennismcintosh2623 6 лет назад +13

      Corbin Wo I agree that shit was ridiculous

    • @Original1Thor
      @Original1Thor 6 лет назад +76

      Tomas Kratochvil this got toxic quick

  • @mrdeathamore
    @mrdeathamore 5 лет назад +80

    Gwent is such an easy game. its not bad in the beginning, but later with the stronger cards you just cant lose

    • @eclectica1
      @eclectica1 4 года назад +72

      A bad draw at the beginning of a game can still mess you up though.

    • @zeniththecat3121
      @zeniththecat3121 3 года назад +23

      @@eclectica1 when the mf pulls 6 weather cards and no spies

    • @mikhailgorbachev7851
      @mikhailgorbachev7851 3 года назад

      @@zeniththecat3121 yesssssss

    • @wingracer1614
      @wingracer1614 3 года назад +6

      @@zeniththecat3121 Get weather cards out of your deck and you won't ever draw them. They are useless anyway

    • @its_dey_mate
      @its_dey_mate 3 года назад +4

      @@wingracer1614 I always keep one biting frost just in case i have a match with a monster deck, and i play the clear weather effect on Radovid (Or foltest was it i can't remember) and everything else is the useful stuff

  • @seanharmon713
    @seanharmon713 3 года назад +4

    The Witcher is a great DLC for Gwent

  • @tehboka
    @tehboka 3 года назад +1

    its 2021. im sitting here, about to eat my meal. im like "lets watch something nice one youtube while eating my meal" i watch this video. im happy.

  • @GaunteroDimmm
    @GaunteroDimmm 7 лет назад +104

    I do so love Gwent. Anyone feel like playing?......for keeps?

    • @coheteos
      @coheteos 5 лет назад +34

      *Nods silently*

    • @jSONrEEE
      @jSONrEEE 5 лет назад +10

      legit ANYONE but you odimm

    • @toh786
      @toh786 5 лет назад

      @@coheteos Playing against
      Gaunter O'Dimm? Bad idea. Might get sucked into a mirror...

    • @chevalmongole6566
      @chevalmongole6566 5 лет назад

      To le the witcher 3 is the story of a fude who travel the world for cards :v

    • @olgierd.von.everec
      @olgierd.von.everec 4 года назад

      Hello there, master mirror! Let's make a deal? ;)

  • @olgierd.von.everec
    @olgierd.von.everec 4 года назад +9

    Always knew I was needed in most decks!

  • @theamorphousflatsch2699
    @theamorphousflatsch2699 3 года назад +8

    Imagine this battle actually getting animated.

  • @soulcore8630
    @soulcore8630 4 года назад +9

    This is so satisfying to watch and do in game, just seeing all the cards played right

  • @yavyav2281
    @yavyav2281 3 года назад +5

    Playing against Nilfgaard is always like that. Spies, spies and more spies

  • @agent-sz2qj
    @agent-sz2qj 6 лет назад +67

    this game was named after Gwent Stephani

    • @tlotpwist3417
      @tlotpwist3417 5 лет назад +4

      If i had a rich desk
      Nanananananannnana
      If i had all the cards in th woooorld

  • @TheHunharca
    @TheHunharca 3 года назад +18

    this player : gwent ?
    villager: slowly nods with a sad expression

  • @eshan309
    @eshan309 5 лет назад +37

    You showed me how to play gwent properly, how and when to you use the cards. Now im winning 9/10 times.
    Thank you :D
    And great match!

  • @alfaeology
    @alfaeology 2 года назад +33

    How to avoid scorching:
    Use weather card to weaken your own card and clear weather card to remove the weather effect. If you don't want to use much weather card, you can rely the enemy to use their weather card so you have to make them use it. And if you don't want to have a clear weather card in your deck, you can use the foltest card in northern realm deck that has the ability to use a clear weather card.
    As you know, scorch card target the biggest number on the arena. So if you planned to have a 5 blue stripes commando for example, use the frost card to weakens it but make sure the enemy has a bigger number card on the arena compared to 5 of blue stripes commando in frost condition, which is 5 CMIIW.
    So all you need to do:
    - Weaken the lane you want to put combo card (forgot what it actual name)
    - Put the card on the weakened lane
    - Make sure enemy has a bigger number card to avoid scorching
    - Try to make your enemy passed
    - After the enemy passed, use the clear weather card.
    Additional tips:
    - Use a lot of spies
    - Have a Yennefer card in your deck
    - Have some resurrecting ability card in your deck to resurrect the spies
    - Have a lot of decoys

    • @lukasz5020
      @lukasz5020 Год назад +2

      🤓

    • @mauriciov2450
      @mauriciov2450 Год назад +1

      Touch grass

    • @alfaeology
      @alfaeology Год назад

      @@mauriciov2450 I just did 🤣

    • @AmbitionIsaMust115
      @AmbitionIsaMust115 Год назад

      Thats 2 negative cards..instead of just having less cards its a complete waste lmao so many heros and spies/revives in nr its a waste to bring a frost and clear skies lmao

  • @WildBassfly
    @WildBassfly 2 месяца назад +1

    It’s like watching your grandmother drive a Ferrari

  • @temmorijken5762
    @temmorijken5762 7 лет назад +73

    Without that glitch it'd be 486, which is still a damn high amount

    • @MilkBreakMinecraft
      @MilkBreakMinecraft 6 лет назад +6

      What glitch?

    • @imuucyc
      @imuucyc 6 лет назад +10

      @@MilkBreakMinecraft cards blue stripes should be 3, like, well, not exactly 5

    • @wombat4191
      @wombat4191 5 лет назад +41

      It's not a glitch, it was 5 before the devs noticed it was too op and reduced it

    • @josephpaulson9495
      @josephpaulson9495 5 лет назад

      Godam I can still only get to 250 max

    • @devilbuster20xx37
      @devilbuster20xx37 5 лет назад +4

      @@wombat4191 It is a single player game,don't know why CD would remove it.

  • @ethanponcho5077
    @ethanponcho5077 4 года назад +5

    I’ve been playing the standalone game for so long that I forgot how the original worked. Now I remember that it’s just a duel of the spies.

    • @countluke2334
      @countluke2334 2 года назад

      Only when you play against Nilfgaard, though.

  • @famousbadger8419
    @famousbadger8419 4 года назад +4

    Toss a spy card to your Witcher, oh valley of plenty

  • @fabulous6825
    @fabulous6825 4 месяца назад

    You're really impressive 🤩.
    In my experience, I have never reached so much points against anyone 😮.
    Sincerely, congratulations to you 👏🎉👏🎉.

  • @philipslattery2883
    @philipslattery2883 3 года назад +6

    One of the best games within games ever. Remember one time I got a +200 round.

  • @macedos39
    @macedos39 5 лет назад +8

    That's why I always have 1 weather card of each in my multitude of spys

  • @TheItalianoAssassino
    @TheItalianoAssassino 8 лет назад +15

    Gute Arbeit! Nördliche Königreiche sind halt einfach das beste Deckthema. ^^

    • @loghorizon45
      @loghorizon45 5 лет назад +9

      Wolf. Ist einfach so. Die anderen Decks sind einfach nur Müll mit ihren Fähigkeiten. Besonders die Scoia T'ael-Fraktion. "wEnN dU gEwOnNeN hAsT, kAnNsT dU dIe NäChStE rUnDe AnFaNgEn!"
      Was ein Müll.

    • @Marxist-Nixonist-Bidenist
      @Marxist-Nixonist-Bidenist 4 года назад +4

      Wow, I've actually learned something from all those German classes

  • @MantisCrawl
    @MantisCrawl 8 лет назад +359

    how do you have 5 blue stripe commandos? i thought there were only 4

    • @arhangeo
      @arhangeo 8 лет назад +87

      I'm starting a NG+ just to get all the cards I missed and not fail "Gangs of Novigrad"

    • @MantisCrawl
      @MantisCrawl 8 лет назад +3

      +Mihailo Pisanjuk thanks

    • @30vonage
      @30vonage 8 лет назад +329

      lol i thought there were only three

    • @user-oi7up4qr2q
      @user-oi7up4qr2q 8 лет назад +14

      +Mihailo Pisanjuk
      Wait wait wait, what does gangs of novigrad has to do with gwent cards? And the blue stripes commander isn't related to that mission

    • @arhangeo
      @arhangeo 8 лет назад +30

      x I see there's been a misunderstading. I guess a small update on my part is in order.
      That quest has absolutely nothing to do with Gwent whatsoever :D It's just that Gangs of Novigrad and Collect them all were the only two quests that I failed to complete and were a torn in my sight ever since...
      However, I used Google recently and decided to hunt down all possible Gwent players in the world to get the cards I'm missing. The key is to find the players that you haven't played against before (or haven't won against).
      In my case those were: One of the two players in Lindenvale in Velen where I got a Wyvern card. And the second one was a player in Claywich also in Velen. BUT.... First you have to free him from a cage in the Bandit's camp on an island north form Drudge and wait for him to return to Claywich. He sells one of the Crinfried Reavers and some lesser Nilfgardian cards like Putkaner and a few others.
      Hope this helps you guys witcher3map.com/v/#3/-48.05/-59.15

  • @darrenbaker9461
    @darrenbaker9461 3 года назад +1

    Wife: so i saw your damn phone, who the hell is Jessica and why did she say she had fun last night???!!!
    how about some Gwent?
    Wife: *Nods*

  • @krejziks3398
    @krejziks3398 2 года назад

    I like how cards have quotes of characters from previous games.

  • @sebdoom
    @sebdoom 8 лет назад +424

    C C C Combo Gwenter

  • @djdribbles8515
    @djdribbles8515 6 лет назад +17

    I am currently on an 11 game win streak in Gwent. I thought I was good at this game until I watched this video :(

    • @jakob9397
      @jakob9397 3 года назад +3

      I know its late but he has a cheated deck

    • @countluke2334
      @countluke2334 2 года назад

      Likely a lot of cheating going on. You can't have more than 3 Blue Stripes. At least not since B&W was released. Player has HoS installed (otherwise no Olgierd card), but can't have patched the game since. Which is unbelievable to say the least since the video was posted years after B&W was released.

  • @TheTechNerdyt
    @TheTechNerdyt 4 года назад +11

    The inkeep didn't knew he f****d up at the moment he agreed to play gwent with geralt

    • @mobjwez
      @mobjwez 2 года назад

      This was Sasha from the gwent tournament

    • @TheTechNerdyt
      @TheTechNerdyt 2 года назад

      @@mobjwez damn i remember that

  • @clows7633
    @clows7633 2 года назад +9

    In Skillege theirs a store owner that just lost his son to the ocean and it's heart wrecking because they believe they won't feast in Valhalla because he didn't get a burial....
    Witcher: how about a game of qwent?
    Store guy: *nuds
    😭😭😭

  • @EricksonGieselMuller
    @EricksonGieselMuller 3 года назад +1

    the whole tavern stopped to watch this match

  • @420thlegioner8
    @420thlegioner8 3 года назад +4

    Merchant 100 loses later
    Merchant: Best prices for the best items, check my stuff witcher.
    Geralt: I would like to play gwent.
    Merchant: Yes of course, why not.

  • @nathan.dunahoo
    @nathan.dunahoo 4 года назад +9

    I know without even watching it: Spies.

  • @Alarak_
    @Alarak_ 4 года назад +5

    - Hey, wanna play a game of gwent ?
    *The* gwent player : i'm gonna end this man all career

  • @LR-420
    @LR-420 2 года назад +1

    The GALL to play the Geralt of Riva card against the man himself

  • @MBauer457
    @MBauer457 Год назад

    I don't really understand this game, so... I'm really frickin impressed!

  • @mitchparker6319
    @mitchparker6319 5 лет назад +85

    NOW THAT’S ALOTTA DAMAGE!

  • @Mopsie
    @Mopsie 4 года назад +4

    Barron: “You’re not complete shite”

  • @stukature
    @stukature 5 лет назад +7

    5:00 as he looked at your cards he was probably like: HoLy ShI-!?!?

    • @nattemann
      @nattemann 5 лет назад +1

      He didn't look at his cards, he stole a card from Geralts graveyard (which was the 9 power spy)

  • @calebleeson5662
    @calebleeson5662 10 месяцев назад +1

    This was better than all the gwent missions in the game. They really hyped up 2 tournaments just for you to only play 1-2 rounds because of plot

  • @bpeoples4043
    @bpeoples4043 3 года назад +1

    I’ve been playing the Witcher 3 for years. Got it bc of the first trailer with a certain red head 😉 and have turned multiple people into fans (and one fanatic) about this game. But have never learned Gwent 😬 one day!!

    • @mobjwez
      @mobjwez 2 года назад +1

      Please give it a try, I avoided it in my first playthrough but forced myself to try it the second time and have not been able to put it down since. It is difficult at first but the more you keep playing the more you learn and becomes more and more fun, just try trust me it's the best!

  • @lildude311
    @lildude311 5 лет назад +40

    I don’t understand why you revived the stronger spy when you can give your opponent a weaker spy and still draw the same amount of cards...

    • @kentignal6891
      @kentignal6891 5 лет назад +54

      Perhaps he believes his opponent will revive the spies from discard deck in the third round, so he will benefit from the spies with higher scores

    • @madwolf1201
      @madwolf1201 5 лет назад +1

      thinking the same

    • @Z3t487
      @Z3t487 5 лет назад +3

      @@kentignal6891 Smart thinking.

    • @realitities2
      @realitities2 5 лет назад +4

      T Zhang also why double the rows that had fewer points? Couldn’t he have got a higher score putting commanders horn on the row with most points?

    • @petertroymacero9780
      @petertroymacero9780 4 года назад

      @@realitities2 7:45

  • @tizii047
    @tizii047 5 лет назад +70

    In the 500+ hours of playing The Witcher I have never won a single match of Gwent

    • @rye7839
      @rye7839 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @s1lncdb019
      @s1lncdb019 5 лет назад +5

      In 300 hours only played three times besides Story Missions and won 0

    • @vlazurah789
      @vlazurah789 5 лет назад +20

      You gotta find the ai with shitty early-game decks before challenging any of the better vendors

    • @lordseven8301
      @lordseven8301 5 лет назад +5

      The fact that i kept losing made me want to play it more
      I spent one whole day learning how to play it now i got like 10+ hero cards

    • @daveboonen5041
      @daveboonen5041 5 лет назад +3

      I dont understand how u lose all the time i play on death march and win almost all games with base deck just added some decoys and horns....can buy them really early. If i lose its against monster and have no snow card

  • @nickwoody9227
    @nickwoody9227 4 года назад +19

    The standalone gwent is too confusing but this Gwent has very exploitable ai, one time it had an opportunity to medic villentretenmerth about 100 points off my board and it mediced a spy instead, it always favours spy cards

    • @piscessoedroen
      @piscessoedroen 2 года назад

      Honestly i would've done the same too. Spy cards are almost always more useful than any cards

  • @vyesvbino
    @vyesvbino 5 лет назад +2

    I watched a game even when i have no idea what is it. Now that is great

  • @shittalkingilikeit9471
    @shittalkingilikeit9471 4 года назад +1

    Gwent is hard man I left all the quests related to it.. Gonna start the game again sometime later this year.. Gonna start learning the basics of gwent.

    • @supermonkeyCL
      @supermonkeyCL 4 года назад +2

      @@bossmedalog8495 yea gwent was weird at first but after a few games its like holy shit this is fun

  • @maxshut8995
    @maxshut8995 2 года назад +4

    Бля, это жёстко, у меня пока максимум было 159 и ещё думал, какую тактику разработать, чтобы набрать 180 ради достижения, а тут благодаря сопернику и идеально подобранным картам можно набрать 560 очков, это божественно, невероятно и прекрасно одновременно

    • @brainbokka805
      @brainbokka805 2 года назад

      весь секрет в шпионах, я тоже еле набрал 187 сначала, а потом собрал 4-ех шпионов + 2 чучела и каждая игра в гвинт в среднем 200-300 очков

    • @6yraraweHbka
      @6yraraweHbka 2 года назад +3

      Мне больше интересно откуда у него 5 карт бойцов синих полосок

    • @brainbokka805
      @brainbokka805 2 года назад +2

      @@6yraraweHbka Это баг раньше был, за победу в гвинте могли дать рандомную карту, в том числе и бойца синих полосок, сейчас исправили. Этому видео почти 6 лет)

  • @АнтонСтепанов-ж7л
    @АнтонСтепанов-ж7л 4 года назад +12

    Ооо, Гвинт =) как-же я люблю эту выносящую мозг игру =) нет, правда люблю её =) она очень интересная и увлекательная, с большим удовольствием бегаю по всяким полузаброшенным, и не очень, деревушкам и городам только лишь для того, чтобы найти новую карту и выиграть её >=)

  • @Beyto_the_Youngster
    @Beyto_the_Youngster 9 месяцев назад

    When I hear Gwent music, I immediately start whistling. :)

  • @dukeywipe123
    @dukeywipe123 Год назад

    Bro was slapping the cards down so fast and then became a heart surgeon towards the end 🤣🤣🤣

  • @St3v3nCo
    @St3v3nCo 5 лет назад +52

    I summon pot of greed

    • @St3v3nCo
      @St3v3nCo 5 лет назад +1

      @THAT GUY is that a gamer references i see

    • @Flw-uv2md
      @Flw-uv2md 4 года назад +2

      but what does it do?

    • @Batman_94
      @Batman_94 4 года назад +1

      If only someone explained what pot of greed does

    • @lukebrommage2420
      @lukebrommage2420 4 года назад

      @@Batman_94 like a spy card, just let's you draw 2 cards (doesn't go on opponents side or anything)

  • @paullikescashews1674
    @paullikescashews1674 5 лет назад +15

    Is there something I missing. Do you get bonus points for checking the graveyard over and over and over again

    • @mike9424
      @mike9424 5 лет назад +6

      He was probably checking if the graveyard has anymore spy cards because the opponent might have a 'reviving' card

    • @annayudin290
      @annayudin290 4 года назад

      I didn't even know you could check their graveyard. TMYK

  • @theloniouswolf6504
    @theloniouswolf6504 3 года назад +7

    I can't lie I recently retried to play the Witcher 3 for the 4th time and I'm happy I finally gave it a real shot after all those time I finally sympathize with the game enough to know why people

    • @ninjadog5800
      @ninjadog5800 2 года назад +4

      True it is always nice to know how people

  • @Domms
    @Domms 23 дня назад

    Had fun tryharding for 1h yesterday to beat Yoana with my level 5 Northern Realm deck, if it weren't for my 3 commander horns + 2 spies + 3 frost, I couldn't have done it. But it felt damn good.

  • @Sonnensturm
    @Sonnensturm 5 лет назад

    Krank. Richtig gut gemacht. War schon froh, als ich die 187 für mein Archievement hatte

  • @Makko2225
    @Makko2225 3 года назад +6

    Браво! Великолепная партия. Никогда не видел таких манипуляций с ИИ, моё уважение

    • @TyomSanych
      @TyomSanych 2 года назад +1

      Да чёт как-т ваще жёстко!)

  • @pamesankaese
    @pamesankaese 6 лет назад +6

    Ahh, the good old times when horn doubled the points, you could use CA spies for days and weather set all units to 1 :D
    Kinda miss those times in Standalone Gwent but at the same time it was way too unbalanced so its probably better its gone there^^

  • @ampermafia
    @ampermafia 4 года назад +3

    Nobody
    This guy:
    XxGwentMaster69xX

  • @kwinks.
    @kwinks. Месяц назад +1

    watching you play hurts my physically

  • @incridible3113
    @incridible3113 2 года назад

    GG THAT SPY IN THE EARLY GAME THOUGH! What a strategy!

    • @kretztech
      @kretztech  2 года назад +1

      Play Gwint and buy all cards. No spezial strategy. Early after Skellige maybe as a strategy.

  • @Lili-wc4ku
    @Lili-wc4ku 4 года назад +3

    even if the opponent has passed the round and is down to his last life anyway you gotta play all your cards and really show off ✊