@@alanburwell8040 If you're promoting yourself in the comments of higher quality RUclipsrs, then you're never going to find people interested in your content, and just alienate the content creator who's channel you're promoting yourself on.
Eh... the instructions were only flashed on the screen for a couple of seconds. Also--the previous instruction implied that it was the final instruction in the list of instructions.
HyperWatch hahahah exactly! It was so obvious I thought he edited that in after to show that it said that and that he was messing up but nope Kev is just blind lol
@@hyperwatch721 exactly! If you put things in the center of a screen as a good way to lay out--you have no clue what you are doing for UI/UX design There is reason why things are put in the thirds of the screen. Because nobody sees stuff when you put it into the center! This is common knowledge. I mean, back in 2012, it wasn't as much of common knowledge--but yeah, that is part of what happened in the 10s--better UI/UX design.
"I can't understand what he's saying and I can't put on subtitles. How am I gonna follow this?" Kevin pretending that he doesn't skip past the cut scenes anyway
Imagine Jim just flying around the virtual city, raining absolute hell as he falls down with a slam and since all these people respawn, it’s just a constant gratification of violence.
Yeah--for like half a second it said you need to upgrade your weapon, before going back to "Go shopping"--and it wasn't even in a spot of that particular dialogue most people would look at.
@Iter that is still a UI/UX issue. As your quest markers prolly should not be resetting over that kind of nonsense. Especially if it is, "well, I did what you told me, now time to get to the game play" type reason he isn't seeing the next instruction. Hell--I'm surprised that more people don't have this kind of issue with the mild "distracted by shiny" that would cause it.
Best Kevin Quotes: "Yeah that's right! I'm going to suffocate you with metal" "I will make soup illegal" "Terrorist stop shooting me! When I'm president I'll make you legal" "I love games like these because I can make my characters monsters" They're destroying Washington! But that's where my future home will be, in the Whitehouse" "This music is really epic but I'll get copyright so have this soothing ukele music instead. I'm sure it's still as epic" "Oh look, I landed in my chair. Looks like I'm already president" "Shrek is really in right now, and if we get terrorists we can just say, 'What are you doing in my swamp" "He's judging me!" "I made his mouth really near the edge so it shows that he has big brain time" "Perfect, they won't think he's an alien at all" "'I think we have a problem' Is it me? Am I the problem?" "Don't try and save her she got herself kidnapped this time" "I made a campaign pledge to make terrorists legal so I cannot fight these terrorists" "I can't tell if he's shocked or not because his eyes are always wide" "I don't want to fight him I already accepted him as my over lord" "Look at him go, his ass is firmly stuck in the banister" "I'll go beat the sh** out of him honey, he's been throwing paper on our lawn for ages" "The police officer must think that I have a weird sense of humour as I run down loads of people" "I'd play a game like this were I'm a 50s dad who hates milkmen" "Good, I'm back in the real world... I'm going to go shopping!!!" "Now that I have weapons you're being robbed" "I need a tattoo that's what I need to look normal" "That that I have a barcode do you wanna buy me? I SAID DO YOU WANNA BUY ME!" "How am I in an alien simulation but I'm still the weirdest looking thing here" "It looks like I'm on a school run but I'm underneath people's cars" "I bet they're like 'Oh no, I need to go to the gym so I can look like that Golden God" Reply if I missed anything.
@@gmg9010 Yes, it will be the end of the decade. Just like the transition from 2009 to 2010 was the turn of the decade. Where exactly are you getting your information?
Oh hes gonna be in for a treat when he plays it in 2 weeks and calls it but its 2020 and in the video he can say its been a decade guys since i played it or perhaps uploaded
Kevin, kevin, kevin. You were supposed to upgrade the weapon after you bought it! The on-screen tutorial even stated that after you bought the gun, but you kept exiting the store :(
Yeah... but only for a split second and on a spot of the screen nobody would actually look at during that dialogue. For this sort of stuff you want the initial missing to say "buy and upgrade gun"... this is a case where breaking it down into steps like that is more confusing. Especially when the name of the quest sounds like it could be done anyway.
@@peytonmcclain6668 eh--keep in mind, games from 2012 do have all kinds of irritating UI/UX issues you don't really see as much anymore. We have come a bit of a way from that. As while in the 00s NPC AI was worked on--in the 10s it was UI/UX design that seems to have improved. That being said: how many people who'd normally play different types of game would play that? As Kevin--for an idiot--plays an AWFUL lot of simulation games--and even plays non-sim games like they are simulation games. It is almost like he is part German. I wonder how that factors into matters. I mean--he plays them in a rather simplistic manner--but that does change how I respond to how he fucks up.
@@peytonmcclain6668 honestly--with how whiny I am being right now about proper UI/UX design, I think some kind of insult regarding Millennial would be most appropriate here. As honestly--that is what all the whining comes from... looking too much into things. Mostly from people saying, "you don't understand"--and they still say that--except now, comments of whining are included.
@@lime9985 sucks that the general demand from the fandom with sr5 is that sr3 and 4 will be non-canon. and it will go back to the "gangland" roots. saddens me, as i wanted saints row 5 to be even more wild.
kevin during the video: "i appreciate you watching and i hope to see you next time. bye for now!" kevin at the end of the video "SHOUT OUT TO PATRONS-"
Oh Kevin, is it 2019? Thank you so much for telling me! (: Day 308 of annoying Kevin until he gives up and plays the worst Wii game ever, Big Family Games.
In His Eyes he sees all! In his mind he knows all! He can create what he wants! He can destroy what he wants!! he is CALL ME KEVIN!! also known as GOD!!!
“I’m making Soup illegal” You have my vote, Kevin Your character looks like Jeff Goldbulm in the Fly, who went full Hulk, but suddenly became a Golden Alien
Gah... I just had a vision of God Emperor Trump commanding his Space Force to build a Dr. Robotnik-esque flying contraption in the shape of a peach just so everyone on CNN and MSNBC’s heads explode from being triggered so badly. 😂
This is like star wars where one character emits a series of shrill beeps that we can't understand then we try to figure out what was said by the other character's response
Too today is my birthday and I believe this is the perfect birthdays gift for me. My favorite RUclipsr playing one of my favorite games of all time. Thank you Kevin and keep doing you😊
Kevin’s channel has essentially become a competition with himself to create the most disturbing character possible
yikes and we love it
He keeps winning
Yet none of them are as disturbing as Kevin himself (on the inside, at least).
That's where you're wrong, it always has been
griffin and juice mcelroy send their regards
“We’ll end it there because the game is broken”
He’s going to feel so fecking stupid when he realises
every time kevin says "character creation" a shiver goes down the spines of npc's everywhere
if you say so... I just unzip my pants
NPCs*
Most RUclipsrs: This game is too old, I can't play it.
Kevin: This game is still too new. Gotta give it a few more years to age.
Hey I am a somewhat new RUclipsr I would make a video of it to it was a good game more than good great
@@alanburwell8040 nobody cares if you're new
@@alanburwell8040 If you're promoting yourself in the comments of higher quality RUclipsrs, then you're never going to find people interested in your content, and just alienate the content creator who's channel you're promoting yourself on.
Too new in 2020, few more years
@ InfernotheFox whose*
"So what's so good about this Kevin guy running for presdent?"
*"He wants to ban soup"*
"..."
"THIS GUY IS A GENIUS!"
He also wants to legalize terrorism, he has my vote xD
Saints Row IV but I can't read "purchase upgrade"
He hates reading, he's said it multiple times.
Saints Row IV but President Pickens willingly gives the Earth to the aliens.
Saints Row 4, but Jim Pickens makes it the US a dictatorship!
I am a PERSON! Communism
Saints row IV but the president is an alien
*Wallace Breen*
Saints Row IV but President Pickens gives Earth to aliens only to take the aliens' empire and discover time travel, thus becoming even more powerful.
* kevin*: *refuses to read instructions*
*also kevin*: THE GAME IS BROKEN!
Eh... the instructions were only flashed on the screen for a couple of seconds.
Also--the previous instruction implied that it was the final instruction in the list of instructions.
@@NimhLabs yeah dont mind how the *BUY UPGRADE* was at the center of the screen for like a solid second
@@NimhLabs he left the menu instantly, that's why it was only up for a second
HyperWatch hahahah exactly! It was so obvious I thought he edited that in after to show that it said that and that he was messing up but nope Kev is just blind lol
@@hyperwatch721 exactly! If you put things in the center of a screen as a good way to lay out--you have no clue what you are doing for UI/UX design
There is reason why things are put in the thirds of the screen. Because nobody sees stuff when you put it into the center!
This is common knowledge. I mean, back in 2012, it wasn't as much of common knowledge--but yeah, that is part of what happened in the 10s--better UI/UX design.
"I can't understand what he's saying and I can't put on subtitles. How am I gonna follow this?"
Kevin pretending that he doesn't skip past the cut scenes anyway
“All you had to do was upgrade the damn weapon Kevin” - Big Smoke
more like Bore: Ragnarok
All you had to do, was upgrade the damn weapon Kevin
“I’m back in the real world!” *runs in front of a vehicle*
Too real
Oof
gotta do what he's used to
Yess
“I want to make Shrek”
“Makes The Hulk”
mathew ibasco *makes an egyptian cat
I loved when he said makes the hulk
Imagine Jim just flying around the virtual city, raining absolute hell as he falls down with a slam and since all these people respawn, it’s just a constant gratification of violence.
I like how one of the voice options literally said "Nolan North"
Can't miss the chance to sound like Deadpool and Nathan Drake
Exactly
There’s actually a lot of fourth wall breaks if you use that voice, too. It’s pretty entertaining.
J Quinn the voice doesn’t cause more 4th wall breaks it’s the same as if you have a different voice
ZombieWrecker12 You haven’t gotten any of those lines, then. Trust me, they are absolutely there.
*When the MCU gives the green goblin a tan and makes him president*
And slices his vocal chord.
Why does he turn asian from a tan
I can see them making Norman Osborn president. Hell in the comics he was the Director of H.A.M.M.E.R
@@artezjackson3650 I believe there was a comic where he was president however it was in an alternate universe.
After the divorce, Marge has gone to a darker path.
I can't wait for Kevin's real presidency
"So who's your favorite video game character?" "Shiny Marge Simpson cosplayer from the stone age"
It kept saying go shopping because you have to buy the weapon then upgrade it
*KEVIN, YOU BIG IRISH GOOBER.*
Yeah--for like half a second it said you need to upgrade your weapon, before going back to "Go shopping"--and it wasn't even in a spot of that particular dialogue most people would look at.
@Iter that is still a UI/UX issue. As your quest markers prolly should not be resetting over that kind of nonsense.
Especially if it is, "well, I did what you told me, now time to get to the game play" type reason he isn't seeing the next instruction.
Hell--I'm surprised that more people don't have this kind of issue with the mild "distracted by shiny" that would cause it.
@@NimhLabs but it says in big letters right in the middle of the screen to buy the upgrade as soon as he got the gun.
@@NimhLabs it's impossible to miss
Best Kevin Quotes:
"Yeah that's right! I'm going to suffocate you with metal"
"I will make soup illegal"
"Terrorist stop shooting me! When I'm president I'll make you legal"
"I love games like these because I can make my characters monsters"
They're destroying Washington! But that's where my future home will be, in the Whitehouse"
"This music is really epic but I'll get copyright so have this soothing ukele music instead. I'm sure it's still as epic"
"Oh look, I landed in my chair. Looks like I'm already president"
"Shrek is really in right now, and if we get terrorists we can just say, 'What are you doing in my swamp"
"He's judging me!"
"I made his mouth really near the edge so it shows that he has big brain time"
"Perfect, they won't think he's an alien at all"
"'I think we have a problem' Is it me? Am I the problem?"
"Don't try and save her she got herself kidnapped this time"
"I made a campaign pledge to make terrorists legal so I cannot fight these terrorists"
"I can't tell if he's shocked or not because his eyes are always wide"
"I don't want to fight him I already accepted him as my over lord"
"Look at him go, his ass is firmly stuck in the banister"
"I'll go beat the sh** out of him honey, he's been throwing paper on our lawn for ages"
"The police officer must think that I have a weird sense of humour as I run down loads of people"
"I'd play a game like this were I'm a 50s dad who hates milkmen"
"Good, I'm back in the real world... I'm going to go shopping!!!"
"Now that I have weapons you're being robbed"
"I need a tattoo that's what I need to look normal"
"That that I have a barcode do you wanna buy me? I SAID DO YOU WANNA BUY ME!"
"How am I in an alien simulation but I'm still the weirdest looking thing here"
"It looks like I'm on a school run but I'm underneath people's cars"
"I bet they're like 'Oh no, I need to go to the gym so I can look like that Golden God"
Reply if I missed anything.
“oh, for feck’s sake! it’s my family coming to pick me up. Not now dad! i’m being president!”
"i just made him pee on me, i'm really good at pranks"
yep, that's a sentence we heard...
Every time his character speaks dogs start howling
"I enjoy the pain"
That explains a lot
Kevin just wants to be dominated by his new overlord
When Kevin is basically an ancestor to people in 3019 they will still be playing this game
"I'm making soup illegal."
Truly not the president we deserved, but the one we needed
“It’s 2019”
Won’t be for long
You excited for the end of the decade? I am!
I am a PERSON! Yes! Double digits!
And then you realize it won’t be because of something I don’t understand it will be in 2021 though
@@gmg9010 Yes, it will be the end of the decade. Just like the transition from 2009 to 2010 was the turn of the decade. Where exactly are you getting your information?
BigPurpleFlower I have been told this by 4 other people and 1 news source it wasn’t mainstream though and I cannot remember what it was called
I love videos where Kevin makes monstrous characters like this one
Day 230 of thanking Kevin for being awesome and making me laugh every day.
It seems like soup scarred Kevin more than being hit by a car
"I don't think anyone can hear me"
They're ignoring you because you're fecking terrifying
Anyone else just spend their whole evening watching Kevin’s videos? Or is it just me
Kevin's president campaign:
Making terrorists legal and soup illegal.
Vote 4 Kevin
Kevin: "I tried to make his mouth like, really narrow--"
Me: Holy $h*t, it's young Jeff Goldblum! 😀
ben trimble 🤣🤣🤣😂
Saints Row IV but I play as Marge Simpson
Oh hes gonna be in for a treat when he plays it in 2 weeks and calls it but its 2020 and in the video he can say its been a decade guys since i played it or perhaps uploaded
That's the most kevin thing ever
Not a decade till 2021 so 😂
I'm hoping for another rewind. Best Christmas present ever
How will it be a decade if it was first played in 2019 then 2020? That's only a year.
@@FilthTribeFTP i think he means Kevin's going to say something like "I haven't played this since the last decade." OP just worded it wrong
Kevin, kevin, kevin. You were supposed to upgrade the weapon after you bought it! The on-screen tutorial even stated that after you bought the gun, but you kept exiting the store :(
Yeah... but only for a split second and on a spot of the screen nobody would actually look at during that dialogue.
For this sort of stuff you want the initial missing to say "buy and upgrade gun"... this is a case where breaking it down into steps like that is more confusing. Especially when the name of the quest sounds like it could be done anyway.
@@NimhLabs Kevin is literally the only person who ever got stuck on that in the history of the game, he's just dumb lmao
@@peytonmcclain6668 eh--keep in mind, games from 2012 do have all kinds of irritating UI/UX issues you don't really see as much anymore. We have come a bit of a way from that. As while in the 00s NPC AI was worked on--in the 10s it was UI/UX design that seems to have improved.
That being said: how many people who'd normally play different types of game would play that? As Kevin--for an idiot--plays an AWFUL lot of simulation games--and even plays non-sim games like they are simulation games. It is almost like he is part German. I wonder how that factors into matters. I mean--he plays them in a rather simplistic manner--but that does change how I respond to how he fucks up.
@@NimhLabs ok boomer
@@peytonmcclain6668 honestly--with how whiny I am being right now about proper UI/UX design, I think some kind of insult regarding Millennial would be most appropriate here.
As honestly--that is what all the whining comes from... looking too much into things. Mostly from people saying, "you don't understand"--and they still say that--except now, comments of whining are included.
I was just eating ramen and the first thing I heard is "soup is not illegal" and im shaking and crying please help.
Kevin - "Welp the games broken..." Saints Row IV - "Am I a joke to you?"
Day 207 asking Kevin to play Legoland. The game is a rollercoaster tycoon but Lego. It was published in the year 2000
G R E E N H O U S E
That game was my childhood. Would love to see Kevin ruin that for me lmao
@@SkiingPwnsYou I found it because Caddicarus played it. I fell in love at first sight.
Never stop please
@@projecthero6940 won't stop until the game is played on his channel
Game: Buy a weapon upgrade
Kevin: I bought a weapon.
I was actually screaming at my monitor.
Kevin, I've legit been planing to play this like 10 minute before you posted lol. We are now kin.
Kevinnnnn u gotta play all the way through this game it’s so entertaining 😂
Scoobity doop my cat is attacking my hand.
Cute
KEVIN,
*PURCHASE WEAPON*
*THEN*
*PURCHASE A WEAPON ""UPGRADE"" TO PROCEED.*
Call me Kevin but but is in the title but tomorrow but isn't in the title
@@AxxLAfriku Nigga what
But
@@peytonmcclain6668 there is an influx of assholes spamming random shit to get some traction on their pathetic channels.
Missed out on the chance to make Jim Pickens president in the 50’s
Kevin needs to a Baking Bad special for Christmas
You were so close to getting a like, until you said “like so he can see”
HELL YEAH
Zain Rafiq he could make gingerbread or sugar cookies!
"2013 is a long time ago now"
It doesn't seem so, but it is, and feels beyond weird
Says Shrek *looks like Hulk*
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed.
Yup. Kevin mixed something up there
Shrek is a better avenger anyway
@@AntzemEmnza That's genius
This is such a great throwback and still a personal favorite. Kevin playing it is probably the
“we’re making soup illegal!”
me: -has flashbacks to some story about illegal soup and a mouse and a kingdom from school-
"Saints Row IV but It's actually Simpsons: Hit and Run and I'm playing as Marge"
Me: has already done this
Kevin: I’m doing this
Me: I like this better
this game will never be too old, it's gold like the previous three
sucks that the fandom doesn't think so. but i totally adore this entry.
CreepyGuy. I love the saints row series
@@supersmashbro596 same, I think it's the most fun sr game
@@lime9985 sucks that the general demand from the fandom with sr5 is that sr3 and 4 will be non-canon. and it will go back to the "gangland" roots.
saddens me, as i wanted saints row 5 to be even more wild.
Kevin is also gold haha
"One of my many problems" best quote of 2019
Kevin: Makes a tiny, emaciated goblin.
Me: "Thank you, I can die happy now-"
"...."
"Oh."
*Vote Kevin!*
Me: no
Kevin: I'll ban soup
Me: holy feck that's all you needed to say
1:20 when someone hands me the aux cord at a party
Another Kevin-created Saints Row character, another round of nightmares.
Game: Buy gun upgrade.
Kevin: Refuses to buy upgrade and calls the game broke 😂😂
BRO HIS VOICE IM DEADD LMFAOOO 😭😂😂😂
Saints row 4 is really that old thats rather stunning
Kevin has just made budgeted golden frieza
marge simpson finally snaps 12:33
0:44 why not make looking for frogs illegal for everyone?
Im still in love with this game. Literally all of it.
Its a personal Tradition to play "How the Saints saved Chistmas" once a year around this time XD
I saw Saints Row, I Saw 2019, I Saw Call me Kevin, I Clicked
kevin during the video: "i appreciate you watching and i hope to see you next time. bye for now!"
kevin at the end of the video "SHOUT OUT TO PATRONS-"
The part were you have to buy a gun you have to buy the weapon and put a upgrade on it as well to continue
man youve grown so much as a youtuber its amazing thinking back to the days i loved ur samp videos
When ur to early to read the Comments
Me in a nutshell
Help I’m stuck in this nutshell
I read my reply again and laughed too hard
We are not alone in this world...
i just played this over the summer, and all i could thing of was... if kevin got his hands on this....
“Hehe, I just made him pee on me!” -Kevin 2019
Me: Whatever floats your boat mate 😳
Kevin thank you so much I've been having a really bad and depressing day and you just filled it with joy and laughter thank you so much
Oh Kevin, is it 2019?
Thank you so much for telling me! (:
Day 308 of annoying Kevin until he gives up and plays the worst Wii game ever, Big Family Games.
"Purchase weapon"
*PURCHASE UPGRADE*
In His Eyes he sees all! In his mind he knows all! He can create what he wants! He can destroy what he wants!! he is CALL ME KEVIN!! also known as GOD!!!
0:01 thanks, Kevin, for giving me nightmares.
All the saints row games are made for Kevin
I refuse to believe 2013 was that long ago. I feel like I'm still sitting here in like 2014.
He looks like Vivec
Guard: This is a problem. Kevin Chipmunk Voice: its not a problem
Day 225 of asking Kevin to play yandere simulator
Yes
Dedication, my friend. :)
Day 2 of sacrificing children for this to come true
@@torazedwora7324 Anime child sacrifice, yes? That would be most fitting.
@@nikkiesona I'm up for sacrificing a few lolis. 👀
I've been waiting for you to play this for ages. Thank you!
Who's excited for Kevin's rewind of 2019?
me!
9:45 “Now magical fountain cats delivering rocket launchers is no form of government!”
Anyone else annoyed by frame jumps?
yup scrolled down just to see if only I was seeing them
Im actually mad that the first mission always giltches out, especially now that I’m seeing it happening to others too 💀
is the video a bit laggy for anyone else?
Same, couldn’t even stand watching it. Whole video was like that
Maybe a little but i can't tell that much
You aimed for Shrek, switched to Green Goblin, and got distracted by shiny gold.
I was skiping through the patreon list and there was someone called "cheesemaster"
"My goals are beyond your understanding"
“I’m making Soup illegal”
You have my vote, Kevin
Your character looks like Jeff Goldbulm in the Fly, who went full Hulk, but suddenly became a Golden Alien
Day? Of asking Kevin to play Mount and blade warband
Finally! You brought back the far superior Thumbnail with out the forced fake faces you did. Much better.
If Trump gets in a peach, then Kevin should try to run as US president
He would have my vote
He's not even American, haha
I know lol
Gah... I just had a vision of God Emperor Trump commanding his Space Force to build a Dr. Robotnik-esque flying contraption in the shape of a peach just so everyone on CNN and MSNBC’s heads explode from being triggered so badly. 😂
“why are they screaming out of admiration for me”
This is like star wars where one character emits a series of shrill beeps that we can't understand then we try to figure out what was said by the other character's response
Too today is my birthday and I believe this is the perfect birthdays gift for me. My favorite RUclipsr playing one of my favorite games of all time. Thank you Kevin and keep doing you😊
3:55 just like bart!
Those are "speak to the manager" glasses 😂😂😂😂