The Nissan Altima is a highway missile for the people: watch out when you see one on the road

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  • Опубликовано: 6 ноя 2024
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    Today it's the 02-06 Nissan Altima, the problem child of the streets you want to avoid at all costs unless you're in one. Get yourself an altima, roll one up, and hit the highway because it's time to cut up traffic with over 250 v6 horsepower to the front wheels. No 240SX can touch it, nobody with a credit score over 600 owns one, let's go.

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  • @nickwells20
    @nickwells20 Год назад +986

    Yo I actually went down a little rabbit hole of these. I'm looking for something cheap to beat and I already have a GF so a Altima is the next best thing lol. If these were rwd the world would think much different on these.

    • @bryanwilson1806
      @bryanwilson1806 Год назад +84

      I agree, if the coupe 3.5s were RWD they’d be based

    • @nickwells20
      @nickwells20 Год назад +25

      Not as based as your profile pic lol

    • @dylonabubo7513
      @dylonabubo7513 Год назад +40

      They'd be on the same pedestal as 350z's and infinities if they were

    • @samuelbonorden429
      @samuelbonorden429 Год назад +121

      I mean you are just describing the G35/G37

    • @toyoda_tony
      @toyoda_tony Год назад +84

      Rwd altima is just a g35

  • @HamsterWheelGaming
    @HamsterWheelGaming Год назад +1562

    Most popular mods for a Nissan Altima:
    - Baby on board sticker
    - Garbage piled up all the way to the windows
    - Custom made dents and scratches all over the bodywork
    - Final notice and parking ticket notes on the windshield
    - Spare tire
    - Faded headlights
    - Clearcoat failure
    This badboy will spend a lifetime dodging repo trucks and cop cars, forever doing 100mph in the most left lane on the highway. Truly one of the cars ever made

    • @SchizoReviews1599
      @SchizoReviews1599 Год назад +62

      Don't forget the bullet holes😅

    • @TheOystei
      @TheOystei Год назад +85

      doing 90 on the highway with worn out tires

    • @iamatlantis1
      @iamatlantis1 Год назад +73

      tailgating the person in front of you when they were already doing 55 in a 40.

    • @bossplayerunit4563
      @bossplayerunit4563 Год назад +55

      not just any baby on board sticker, but specifically the "baby up in this bitch" one

    • @FAWX
      @FAWX Год назад +31

      you forgot the most common mod! the missing bumper!

  • @abedekok322
    @abedekok322 Год назад +949

    The average life of one these cars begins by speeding off from a buy-here, pay-here lot, down the median of a 4 lane freeway at a buck-20, then over an embankment and into the parking lot of low income housing block. God Damn what a machine

    • @rippintheirlipstv201
      @rippintheirlipstv201 Год назад +11

      Accurate 🎉

    • @rippintheirlipstv201
      @rippintheirlipstv201 Год назад +33

      At least once a day one passes me in the median at buck 20 lol

    • @vukos
      @vukos Год назад +26

      sounds like my kind of friday night

    • @jacobrzeszewski6527
      @jacobrzeszewski6527 Год назад +46

      This is true even for brand new Nissans. Because Nissan dealerships are just slightly cleaner buy-here pay-here lot.

    • @toeleg
      @toeleg Год назад +10

      This comment got me so fucked up, this is my third time reading it and I'm crying laughing every time, thank you 🎉😂

  • @High-Overlord-Snarffie-Pug
    @High-Overlord-Snarffie-Pug Год назад +239

    my wife's friend has a 2009 altima, her husband was driving it and someone ran into it in a parking lot, he shrugged his shoulders and just told the lady not to worry about it, he didn't tell his wife till she asked about it, she didn't really care either, 20 years from now you will never be able to find one of these anywhere, this will be a memory hole in existence for the rest of time because they will all fall apart and no one give a fuck to fix one, a future version of Jay Leno will have a huge collection of cars in 2090 and will lament that there isn't a single intact example of a Nissan Altima in existence

    • @Journey_to_who_knows
      @Journey_to_who_knows Год назад +15

      Jay Leno will have a photo of one in his collection and will try to reconstruct it

    • @High-Overlord-Snarffie-Pug
      @High-Overlord-Snarffie-Pug Год назад

      the list of cheap cars that no longer exist is pretty long, when I was in high school in the 90s all the cheap cars from the 80s were what all the 16-17 year old kids were driving, now none of those cars are around at all, it's been a good 20 years since I've one of them at least@@Journey_to_who_knows

    • @Anthonybrother
      @Anthonybrother Год назад +3

      Digital 3D models

    • @micclay
      @micclay Год назад +2

      My brother just put a new transmission in his 06. Even doing it himself, he spent what the car is worth. He's had it for a long time and likes the car.

  • @alecstrickland7182
    @alecstrickland7182 Год назад +188

    I drove one of these for 9 years before trading it in. It must have been sold to a true Altima driver because a few months later I looked up the VIN and saw that it was totaled in an accident

    • @Syncopia
      @Syncopia 11 месяцев назад +18

      You could call it destiny.

    • @themoviebay
      @themoviebay 9 месяцев назад +1

      Or a lie

    • @ubcroel4022
      @ubcroel4022 6 месяцев назад

      What a ni

    • @thatgreencat7978
      @thatgreencat7978 3 месяца назад

      ​@@Syncopia "And where did that lead you? Right back to me."

  • @entrippyZ
    @entrippyZ Год назад +352

    ive always called it the poor man's M3 because theirdriving style and opinion on stop signs is exactly the same

    • @odeefromdawic
      @odeefromdawic Год назад +38

      As both a bmw and Altima owner I co-sign this.

    • @marcuscook5145
      @marcuscook5145 Год назад +27

      @@odeefromdawic Absolute menace lol

    • @jaydenvert9168
      @jaydenvert9168 Год назад +15

      ⁠@@odeefromdawicBro is a hazard to the road.

    • @Dcc357
      @Dcc357 Год назад +3

      Fasted car in Da Hood!

    • @itstraitsedits
      @itstraitsedits Год назад +2

      @@odeefromdawic you are who I strive to become, I have a 3.5 se 2008 and im about to buy a 325xi manual

  • @kindadumbkindastrong4429
    @kindadumbkindastrong4429 Год назад +193

    My highschool girlfriend and I had a fight and she drove her Altima through my garage

    • @rebelroar78
      @rebelroar78 4 месяца назад +31

      You fumbled a baddie.

    • @TheProdigalCat
      @TheProdigalCat 3 месяца назад +1

      based ex gf, I hope she bears many children to a Chad. Or if she's single, you should call her.

    • @iavagabond124
      @iavagabond124 3 месяца назад +18

      On brand

    • @KidCorporate
      @KidCorporate День назад

      I bet the wedding was awkward but ultimately lit

  • @Dcc357
    @Dcc357 Год назад +129

    Nissan Altima 3.5 is a force to be reckoned with, and it spawns at the moment you are on a rush, impatient, angry, just want to be alone and in front of every slow driver. It comes and just ruins your whole damn commute because it does absolutely every miracle to get in front of you, get you stuck on the next red light, and does everything you wish to do to get to your destination on time.

    • @demonNthesn0w
      @demonNthesn0w Год назад

      Fr

    • @aubreyk.5927
      @aubreyk.5927 2 месяца назад

      Those things are secretly super sedans. 5+ seconds 0-60 is craaazy

  • @sourceeee
    @sourceeee Год назад +122

    I'm immediately scared of anyone driving in a clapped-out Altima. They simply have nothing else to lose.

    • @joesmith9216
      @joesmith9216 7 месяцев назад

      they can't catch me though, haha, devils Benz, I challenge them in hell's court.

  • @yeeterskeeter6565
    @yeeterskeeter6565 Год назад +325

    I've only been close friends with 2 Altima owners, one was a very chill non car guy with a very clean base model 2016, the other was a car guy with a 2012 V6 he put two 12 inch subs in, a alpine head unit, and 5 percent tint all around. He also runs illegal radar and drives like vin diesel, and his other car is a Honda Shadow. He used to own a Dodge Caliber, until the transmission went out which caused him to cry

    • @jacobrzeszewski6527
      @jacobrzeszewski6527 Год назад +45

      Every car is an enthusiast car if your poor or desperate enough... Also, my 2015 Focus 5 speed is an enthusiast car because I can potentially in the future buy a turbo kit that makes almost as much horsepower as a Fiesta ST.

    • @greaniebeaniez3070
      @greaniebeaniez3070 Год назад +38

      I'm surprised dodge calibers are still on the road they are horrible cars

    • @Scotty-vs4lf
      @Scotty-vs4lf Год назад +3

      @@jacobrzeszewski6527 i used to fly on back roads with my nissan sentra lmao

    • @HansBelphegor
      @HansBelphegor Год назад +1

      ​@@greaniebeaniez3070fr

    • @LuckyCharms777
      @LuckyCharms777 Год назад +20

      Not sure if that’s supposed to be a joke, but a Honda Shadow is a motorcycle, not a car. However, there is an old car called the Dodge Shadow.

  • @GloomyTX
    @GloomyTX Год назад +166

    I’ll give a full run down of the Altima SE-R. It’s essentially just a body kit package (taillights, headlights, front and rear bumper, side skirts and forged Y spoke wheels), interior package (350z dash, leather 350z seats with “SE-R” stitched into the seats) and very minor performance differences being the suspension and the exhaust system. They came in either 5spd automatic or 6spd manual, there were 4 colors. The rarest being “Code Red”. There was a sheer silver and a dark silver as well black as options.
    Only came with a VQ35DE but many of us who own Altima SE-R’s tend to throw in a 2009-2018 motor since the Maximas of the later generation came with “HR heads”.
    Less than 10k were made for both 2005 and 2006.

    • @emmanuelalva6597
      @emmanuelalva6597 Год назад +5

      Fun car my brother had a 2005 3.5 SE. In that time this car was smoking everything on the road.

    • @bobcantstandzyobitz9778
      @bobcantstandzyobitz9778 Год назад +4

      @@emmanuelalva6597 My friend had a 3.5 Maxima and grandfathers friend had a 3.5 Altima. The Maxima with a 6 spd felt faster, but for a family sedan they had a lot of power.

    • @fredwilliams7893
      @fredwilliams7893 Год назад +2

      You forgot to mention had a 10 horsepower aswell

    • @Weimerica8841
      @Weimerica8841 Год назад +3

      The interior didn't use any 350z parts

    • @markmullen1852
      @markmullen1852 Год назад +3

      ​@@Weimerica8841It had the 350 gauge cluster.

  • @magiccheeto
    @magiccheeto Год назад +144

    Having dailied an unregistered and uninsured (new jersey plate from idk who) throughout Denver when I was working in Aurora, something about driving one of these shitboxes, especially the 2.5 CVT, just screamed HOOOON. Cutting up traffic, ignoring traffic laws, using the gas exclusively as an on off switch, the car just seemed to demand to have the shit kicked out of it while breaking as many laws as possible. I guess the new Altimas are as similar as they could be, but they sure don't make em like they used to.

    • @iamatlantis1
      @iamatlantis1 Год назад +43

      my father in law inherited one a couple years ago. After 1 year of him dailying it while doordashing, two exterior door handles broke, shifter broke. (keeps a screw driver in it now still works) He immediately crashed it in to the back of a Tesla. Also let a parking garage gate arm lower on to the windshield/roof. He claimed to be previously unaware of the strigma surrounding these cars when I asked him if he was just trying to fit in with all the other Altima owners. I said most of us on the road know to just get the hell out of the way when you see one of those things coming. Especially in the condition like his is in. It was actually in pretty cherry condition for its age when he got it. I've never seen someone run a car cosmetically in to the ground like he did that one. I dont even really consider him to be a bad driver. He loves driving, he's had tons of driving jobs. Just the curse of the Altima I told him. edit: we're white

    • @soFrostyy
      @soFrostyy Год назад

      LMFAOOOO

    • @dashthesimple7317
      @dashthesimple7317 Год назад

      As throwaways?

  • @touku3631
    @touku3631 Год назад +184

    Altima really do gotta be the car of all time

    • @andrewgarcia3136
      @andrewgarcia3136 Год назад

      Lmao

    • @sleep_sounds
      @sleep_sounds Год назад

      You mean a car of all time

    • @joejensen5962
      @joejensen5962 Год назад

      The what car of all time? perhaps
      "Altima really do gotta be the BEST car of all time" ? OR
      " Altima really do gotta be the WORST car of all time", or
      "Altima really do gotta be the toughest car of all time"
      See what I did there? lol

    • @baoquoc3710
      @baoquoc3710 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@joejensen5962 it's a joke and no, not three of yours either

  • @streetfightinmanrs
    @streetfightinmanrs Год назад +29

    Big Altima Energy is real.
    I can’t even find a Hotwheels version that isn’t dented.

  • @rushnerd
    @rushnerd Год назад +69

    DMX soundboard is the perfect fit for THIS level of Altima energy.

  • @taylorskinner6833
    @taylorskinner6833 Год назад +47

    I’m a bodyman in morrow, GA… I’ve worked on more altimas than any other car out there. That and dodge chargers. Not this old, but all of the stereotypes hold true for 2016-2024 models. currently working on one with no brakes. Rotors ground through and pouring brake fluid. Rather than fixing the brakes they have multiple bottles of brake fluid in the back😂😂😂

  • @JdmZack
    @JdmZack Год назад +135

    Netgear has a point. I mix that generation of Altima and Maxima up all the time they look damn near identical😂😂

    • @cavalierliberty6838
      @cavalierliberty6838 Год назад +6

      Nah, you just had altima and the altima xl. Literally no difference after they shared a platform.

    • @BCJDM
      @BCJDM 4 месяца назад

      They mostly are the same size and share a lot of parts underneath. There were some differences, the altima ser had the larger brakes from the maxima, the maxima could be optined as a v6 manual 4 seater with center console in the rear. and the altima ser had the 6 speed manual from the maxima while all other manual altimas were 5 speed.

  • @AKK5I
    @AKK5I Год назад +1474

    Melanin enriched episode

  • @aidanpysher2764
    @aidanpysher2764 Год назад +154

    The most frustrated I've ever seen a man was when I called my coworker's Maxima an Altima by accident.

    • @dougsmith6262
      @dougsmith6262 Год назад +20

      Reminds me of this douche I used to work with who would get SO butthurt if you called his HHR a PT Cruiser, lol.

    • @admiralrustyshackleford119
      @admiralrustyshackleford119 Год назад +35

      ​@@dougsmith6262A guy I work with has an HHR. It's a hideous thing... custom orange paint, big goofy wheels, and every chrome plated plastic stick on accent piece imaginable. He gets real uppity when we call it his "homo-hotrod" 😂

    • @javajav3004
      @javajav3004 Год назад

      emotional

    • @TheChuyDewy
      @TheChuyDewy Год назад +1

      happens all the time to me but I know that people don't know the difference because people don't care about these cars.
      just the memes

    • @Dcc357
      @Dcc357 Год назад +16

      If a Genesis driver gets you mad, tell them they have a nice Hyundai.

  • @noneed4me2n7
    @noneed4me2n7 Год назад +70

    My monster in law has one and despite her neglect it’s still hanging on. I wouldn’t take it if she gave it to me as it’s a running jalopy in the truest sense. Everything is broken in the interior, electrical is iffy, all xmas on the dash, suspension issues (pulls right all the time, great for circling) brakes squeal. Yet despite all the issues she still chugs along maintenance free. I wish I had her dumb luck as if I look cross at my wife’s cars it’s a warranty repair. I’m into Toyotas now.

    • @Badrecon33
      @Badrecon33 Год назад +7

      At first, I was wondering why you misspelled mother in law as "monster in law."

    • @noneed4me2n7
      @noneed4me2n7 Год назад +3

      @@Badrecon33 it’s still going and that’s back and forth from LA to San Bernardino region. It’s parked in front of my house now. I won’t ride in it anymore even if I have to. I feel like it’s going to give anytime and strand me somewhere.

    • @mromatic17
      @mromatic17 Год назад +2

      that why I drive old shitty ford trucks they are all over junkyards and they made 700k alone in 1994! cheap parts for days and they are easy as fuck to fix!

  • @xtnuser5338
    @xtnuser5338 Год назад +71

    Every single non-SE-R Altima was once owned by a thirty-four year old single-mom stripper named Naomi.
    Every...
    Single...
    One of them.

    • @shuruff904
      @shuruff904 Год назад +12

      cigarette burns all over the interior with a baby in the back(also smoking a cigarette) while she's stripping (windows cracked of course)

  • @POVwithRC
    @POVwithRC Год назад +37

    I definitely want an Altima SE R.
    I definitely never want to be seen getting in or out of one or driving one. The duality of man.

  • @Wvlfmane
    @Wvlfmane Год назад +55

    “Like gun to my head…and there will be cause I’m driving a Nissan Altima” Lmao

  • @stephanrichardson1003
    @stephanrichardson1003 Год назад +55

    The fact that I could literally go out and buy the ashtray shift nob Altima is awesome

  • @guttamanekilla9885
    @guttamanekilla9885 Год назад +70

    My ex bought a 2009 on marketplace as her first car, against my insistence against it. Turns out the coolant reservoir was filled with stop-leak and it suddenly started running rough. She had it for two weeks and ironically the engine + CVT blew simultaneously probably two days after we broke up. These things are barely worth the Cat Converters they hold.

    • @Fractal_blip
      @Fractal_blip Год назад

      Agreed

    • @nofool3258
      @nofool3258 Год назад +1

      That's sounds about right.

    • @TheChuyDewy
      @TheChuyDewy Год назад

      sounds like could have been prevented
      coolant lines from the radiator go to the engine
      tranny line goes to radiator

    • @alvinsimba734
      @alvinsimba734 11 месяцев назад

      Maybe the breakup helped that Nissan go to waste because she didn’t take your advice….

  • @MattTheriot
    @MattTheriot Год назад +29

    Everyone knows Toyota is renowned for their reliability. This has created the "Toyota Tax" of people selling used Toyotas at quite the premium.
    Let me propose inversely the Nissan Discount. Nissan has had a lot of problems with their vehicles, especially the Sedans with the CVTs. This makes particularly their body on frame vehicles unbeatable value as those are pretty rock solid. I got my Nissan Xterra used for $4,500. A similar year/mile 4Runner would have probably been $12,000. I love my Xterra, it's 90% the vehicle of a 4Runner at 30% the price.

    • @marcodarko6941
      @marcodarko6941 Год назад

      Toyota definitely has a steep tax.
      I think about that as the owner of Highlander when I see a Pathfinder out there. It sucks but I'd much rather have the Toyota.

    • @ChokeUhhBitch
      @ChokeUhhBitch 7 месяцев назад

      The proof is in the craigslist ads

  • @adventa2358
    @adventa2358 Год назад +128

    absolutely dying dude - you guys give me the same vibes as chilling with the guys at my first car meet just joking about stuff. good shit keep it coming

    • @CollectorCarFeed
      @CollectorCarFeed  Год назад +12

      Appreciate you king

    • @adventa2358
      @adventa2358 Год назад +10

      @@CollectorCarFeed might be a girl but i'll wear the title of king with pride dude!

    • @andrewgarcia3136
      @andrewgarcia3136 Год назад +8

      ​@@adventa2358he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes

  • @lawsonjames1639
    @lawsonjames1639 Год назад +7

    The top pick vehicle for the 300 credit score 🎼 crowd, honorable mention to the Chevy Cruze.

  • @SK-lt1so
    @SK-lt1so Год назад +17

    The official "I lost the game of life" car

  • @youtubebotacc
    @youtubebotacc Год назад +94

    The "G" in g35 stands for "gang-shit"

    • @emmanuelalva6597
      @emmanuelalva6597 Год назад +13

      The first gen G35 is def gangbanger car.

    • @Journey_to_who_knows
      @Journey_to_who_knows Год назад +8

      G-unit. Custom designed to fit any garish 35 inch rims you can get and prime for any thug, gangster, ho, or any other fine individual.

    • @ZMacGregor
      @ZMacGregor 5 месяцев назад

      The g in Altima stands for gentlemanly

  • @tespenkr9924
    @tespenkr9924 Год назад +72

    I never knew why people considered these fast or dangerous until I got an SL AWD and it felt like it had 200+. Good lord.

    • @andrewgarcia3136
      @andrewgarcia3136 Год назад +25

      It's all in the gearing. Even a versa feels kinda fast from a stop. But it has no balls over 50-60

    • @mromatic17
      @mromatic17 Год назад

      200 horsepower isn't that much bro

    • @ressljs
      @ressljs Год назад +5

      I've got an 2004 Altima. For a car that size with just 150 hp, it somehow felt like it had some pep to it and of all the cars I've had, it's the easiest to squeal the tires. I'm not saying it honestly has good performance, but it seems to do it's best to fake it. Of course it had enough performance for me to lose control on a California highway, spinning it around three times before I slammed tail first into a concrete barrier. I got a half assed repair job, so I think I got my Big Altima Energy street cred.

    • @JohnDoeWasntTaken
      @JohnDoeWasntTaken 10 месяцев назад +1

      That's exactly how I'd describe the feeling of driving my 03. Feels like the sumbitch has 300.

  • @kbaweshumvideos7454
    @kbaweshumvideos7454 Год назад +25

    Now its time for you guys to look at the former, unmotivated, "He's a good kid, he just has his own problems" problem child who passed from an OD on the corner of 5th and West Ave... the Chevy Cavalier.

  • @clutch7366
    @clutch7366 Год назад +21

    The only car that gets faster as it gets older!

  • @Ttran778
    @Ttran778 Год назад +21

    I say this, both as a massive Nissan enthusiast and two-time Infiniti owner: Nissan made a massive mistake by putting the 3.5 V6 into the Altima.
    A MASSIVE MISTAKE.

    • @terrenperez
      @terrenperez Год назад +1

      Why ????

    • @odeefromdawic
      @odeefromdawic Год назад

      @@terrenperezcar is way too fast for low cost. Inspires demon activity from people with even the lowest of credit scores.

    • @Nev1812
      @Nev1812 Год назад

      ​@@terrenperezdespite being more fuel-efficient it's not as zippy as the previous models

    • @Synic08
      @Synic08 9 месяцев назад

      Yeah… they messed up putting the 350z engine in it… gtfo.

  • @basedlibertyprime
    @basedlibertyprime Год назад +25

    I’m at work running a rock truck and those knocks had me fucked up, I thought shit was breaking lol.

  • @Inbal_Feuchtwanger
    @Inbal_Feuchtwanger Год назад +16

    Imagine spending $16k on a 2006 Altima. Some people are nuts.

  • @Thomasrollins_
    @Thomasrollins_ Год назад +9

    The thing is, those SERs are an absolute steal. They hit 60 in like 5 something seconds and will run like 140+ back in the mid 2000s, and they’re super reliable. If they weren’t associated with the Altima stereotype they’d be consistent $13,000 today.

  • @kellen.leavell
    @kellen.leavell Год назад +5

    This style of content is perfect. Just homies in a discord call hanging out talking bout cars. Just earned a sub this shit is fire.

  • @the_nameless2891
    @the_nameless2891 Год назад +7

    I accidentaly found your guys channel and im hooked, i always get a good laugh out of these videos

    • @kettle_of_chris
      @kettle_of_chris Год назад +1

      Same! It was their video on...well, it was this video actually.

  • @glenbuxton3525
    @glenbuxton3525 Год назад +5

    A friend of mine had a 2004 Altima until recently. Like all the others I see in the wild, the paint was fully degraded wherever the sun was hitting it. 3 out of the 4 plastic exterior door handles were broken off. When he picked me up, he had to reach over and open the door for me from inside. Interior was thrashed and filthy. But it got him from point A to point B, and on the weekends, point C. And yet, somehow, he ended up getting a decent amount when he traded it in to a used lot. It was, without a doubt, an car.

    • @joesmith9216
      @joesmith9216 7 месяцев назад

      hey, off topic, GLEN BUXTON!!!!!!!!! nice, I worship Buxton, guy was a beast.

  • @AuthenticHD
    @AuthenticHD Год назад +10

    "You ain't gotta like it cause the hood gon' love it"
    -Jay Rock

  • @tonywong8134
    @tonywong8134 Год назад +10

    The problem with the Altima is that Chevy stopped making cars. The people who used to buy Chevy Malibu's and Impalas flocked to the Altima ever since Chevy stopped making them.

  • @PB8man
    @PB8man Год назад +16

    I drove an Altima SER. I loved that car.

  • @seblo8462
    @seblo8462 Год назад +9

    Saw an Altima use the emergency lane like if it was a regular lane going about 60mph when the traffic gridlocked on the 110fwy in downtown LA the other morning hahaha

  • @t4rci427
    @t4rci427 Год назад +16

    My dad owned an SE growing up and all the ones I'm seeing on here have dash cracks in the same spots it's crazy 💀

  • @thabangtlaleane3497
    @thabangtlaleane3497 Год назад +17

    CCF single handedly saving me from a spiraling cycle of monotonous living, I thank you all ❤

  • @jared2880
    @jared2880 Год назад +17

    The VQ35s in these were no joke though, even when paired with the CVT…

  • @odeefromdawic
    @odeefromdawic Год назад +9

    Got a 2017 3.5SL with 6 miles on it in black and I would not recommend it for a first time car owner. 277hp from the factory is faster than most cars on the road are willing to push themselves, so I could always stay about 15 mph ahead of highway traffic and know I had the pull power to overtake left lane campers. The car looks slow but it hauls ass. The CVT, while being notoriously unreliable, can get you from 55 on the entrance ramp of the freeway to 136 without sounding loud or feeling TOO fast in about 10 seconds. Teenage me abused the hell out of that car and it just kept begging for more. I love how smooth and low profile it feels, but it is way too much of a temptation to swim through lanes and speed for an undisciplined driver, especially since that fwd won’t lose traction unless you’re hydroplaning. I got 5 tickets in one year before I finally started driving it like a normal human being. Went from 16mpg to about 25 and the urge to speed still comes up from time to time but I fight every day to ignore it. I love the car but fr something about the way it’s constructed can bring the demon out of you and I fear it just as much as I love it. I have an 08 550i bmw 6 speed manual and i don’t feel anywhere close to the Level of impatience i do when I’m driving the Altima. It’s too easy to maneuver, too fast from the factory, and overall I think it’s one of the most slept on FWD cars of all time.

  • @razzman5778
    @razzman5778 Год назад +22

    Definitely a car of all time 💯💯🔥🔥🔥

  • @mariohnyc
    @mariohnyc Год назад +4

    i still have my 05 nissan sentra se-r that i bought brand new in 05. it's been a solid car, bought it as a daily commute vehicle and it's done the job.

  • @ethanetn
    @ethanetn Год назад +8

    I drove one as a rental and did 120 all the way to pitsburg on a 4 hour road trip. It does something to you man, i like classical but the car changed it to ganster rap and i found i was wearing colors and holding a glock with an extendo and switch on it.

  • @remy7156
    @remy7156 Год назад +7

    The Altima and the 2008 grey impala with the missing hubcap on the driver’s side front are my worst fears on the road. 😂

  • @KILLERONROAD
    @KILLERONROAD Год назад +6

    Now that Grand Prixs are falling off the road since they haven't been made in over a decade, the Altima has risen up to take its place as the reckless poor people car. As a former Grand Prix GT owner, I can't help but want an Altima lol

    • @voiceofreason2674
      @voiceofreason2674 Год назад +1

      Grand prixs don't die. The AC breaks and they all develop the same burnt plastic smell but they RULE

    • @KILLERONROAD
      @KILLERONROAD Год назад

      @@voiceofreason2674 Yeah they do, they die all the time. The engines don't die but the rest of the car does lol

    • @stoneylonesome4062
      @stoneylonesome4062 2 месяца назад

      80’s/90’s/00’s GM cars will run like dogshit longer than a BMW/Audi/Jaguar/Mini/Volkswagen will run at all. Buick 3800 V6/60° V6/LS + TurboHydromatic/Tremec Manual Gearbox is not a bad powertrain, reliability wise

  • @numberneinlarge9965
    @numberneinlarge9965 Год назад +7

    Was in traffic yesterday and some stooge in an Altima both tried to cut me off and almost hit my car. Thanks Big Altima

  • @nodak81
    @nodak81 6 месяцев назад +1

    Rented a 2015 Altima to drive from Wisconsin to Cape Cod. It was brand new with 39 miles on it. Drove straight through without stopping and my back wasn't even sore. Most comfortable car I've ever driven, it's definitely a great highway cruiser.

  • @charlesharmon4926
    @charlesharmon4926 Год назад +3

    The official car of I’m a strong independent woman that don’t need no man for anything with my 500 FICO score, 3 kids from 3 different baby daddies paying me child support, a HUD rent voucher, and SNAP benefit card 🤡🤡

  • @ShawnsSerenity777
    @ShawnsSerenity777 Год назад +5

    I have a Altima with a 6 speed but it's not a SE-R unfortunately I wish it was but I have done a lot of work to try to get it to the SE-R level I have only lost 1 street race to an Infinity G6 turbo so I'm not really mad it's definitely been a great car it never left me stranded very reliable and I would buy it again all over again

  • @aluminumfalcon552
    @aluminumfalcon552 Год назад +8

    I miss my 06 3.5 SE, bought it new and put 205,000 HARD but trouble free miles on it. Drove it like I stole it every day.
    That being said, my tuned Alltrack is a better car all around, more comfortable, practical, quicker, more modern, better handling, AWD, more of a sleeper.

  • @pllmop
    @pllmop Год назад +33

    The “5.5” gen (2001-2003) maxima came with the same drivetrain, but also could be optioned with an HLSD. With good tires, they put down a near 5.9 second 0-60 and are fun as hell to throw down the canyon. It’s no 350z, but it will carry more bitches than one.

    • @shuruff904
      @shuruff904 Год назад +8

      including the driver

    • @drwombat
      @drwombat Год назад +1

      Still fwd tho?

    • @pllmop
      @pllmop Год назад +3

      @@drwombat Yeah, with the exception of the 1st generation (1981-1984), all maximas were FWD. It’s a fun car regardless of its layout.

    • @robertcamble3543
      @robertcamble3543 Год назад +3

      The 96 - 99s are still serious on the road I had one for 8 yrs & barely had problems with it . The older Maxima's still will give newer cars a run for their money when tuned properly.

    • @pllmop
      @pllmop Год назад +2

      @@robertcamble3543 For sure, they are proven platforms reliability wise, I personally think the 1st and 4th generations look the best. Only issue with the previous gens is really just the transmissions. The 6 speeds in the 5.5 gen could handle 500-600 whp given you upgrade the synchros. Can’t speak on the old 5 speeds though.

  • @digonderongedonga
    @digonderongedonga Год назад +1

    I have never watched a youtube video thats been filmed in this
    format, this is awesome

  • @drakegilliam5375
    @drakegilliam5375 4 месяца назад +2

    I had my first kiss in the front seat of a Nissan Altima outside of my local mall when I was 16. Truly the moment of all time in the car of all time

  • @pauliewalnuts240
    @pauliewalnuts240 Год назад +5

    Nissan used to be great. But in this time period, many brands had cars with bigger engines from higher models. Every model had multiple engines. Nowadays your choice is turbo 4. Or turbo 4.

  • @RacingHeartMedia
    @RacingHeartMedia Год назад +19

    No Altimas no Bullshit😂😂😂

  • @SirKingCora
    @SirKingCora Год назад +3

    I never knew Altima's had this stigma. I've owned two in my lifetime and both were great. An '02 auto 2.5L SL that I had for 4 years until I sold it when I moved across the country. Then I bought a 3.5L manual SL when I had to take my '99 S15 off the road because some jackass did a hit and run and destroyed my front bumper.

    • @Synic08
      @Synic08 9 месяцев назад

      Most terrible drivers dont realize how bad they are…. Case and point.

  • @Soloist1983
    @Soloist1983 Год назад +8

    I just picked one of these up for $1800, SL model 3.5L, 120k, fun car. I guess I don't get the hate, they are nice daily drivers, provided they are well maintained. And dude, those knocks, fuck...I was watching this 2am, scared the shit out of me.

    • @LuckyCharms777
      @LuckyCharms777 Год назад

      1:45 AM, thought some mofo’s were shooting outside. 😂

    • @Johndoe205525
      @Johndoe205525 Год назад +1

      It’s not the car people hate it’s the type of people that drive them.

  • @wccrispy
    @wccrispy Год назад +3

    I just went into Walmart. Altima was going down the wrong direction of the parking aisle. Clapped out. Bad paint. Aftermarket rims. And the driver was of a particular demographic.

  • @foxdragon88
    @foxdragon88 Год назад +21

    Grape soda enthusiasts would enjoy this episode

    • @junyaiwase
      @junyaiwase Год назад +5

      Haha racism is so hilarious

    • @uncleguike
      @uncleguike Год назад +1

      @@junyaiwasebro’s using 90s racist jokes 😂

    • @foxdragon88
      @foxdragon88 Год назад +1

      @@uncleguike Always in style. Like matching my timberlines to my black face paint.

    • @hirepikepower36
      @hirepikepower36 Год назад +5

      It's grape drink, smh

    • @805_6HUNNIT
      @805_6HUNNIT 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@hirepikepower36actually it’s grape drank smh

  • @lilairstrike535
    @lilairstrike535 Год назад +26

    those knocks got my ass 😂😂😂

  • @mrserious42
    @mrserious42 Год назад +2

    I had an 03, treated that thing like total garbage and it kept on truckin. So bland it was basically invisible to police, smoked a ton of weed in that car. Everything was easy to fix yourself and if it didn't get written off for reasons beyond mine or its control, I'd still be driving that thing to do this day. What a machine.

  • @feelgoodhorizon4084
    @feelgoodhorizon4084 Год назад +6

    "helltima" or "altnasty" for you hood educated folk.
    the most feared driver of all the highway.
    insurance companies have night terrors about them.

  • @pacificgeorgejohnsen7676
    @pacificgeorgejohnsen7676 Год назад +17

    14:50 just ran to the front door so fkn fast 🙃🙃🙃🙃

    • @pguth98
      @pguth98 Год назад +10

      The surround was a little bit too good there, I thought someone was tapping on a window or something.

  • @user-qh2jg9ee7n
    @user-qh2jg9ee7n 5 месяцев назад +1

    Lost one of the hub caps due to hydroplaning so i removed the other 3 to match. it feels good knowing i never have to fear anyone breaking into my car since altima with no hub caps is seen as having nothing of value inside

  • @rdmineer1
    @rdmineer1 Год назад +5

    In 2017, I bought a 2000 Altima, had 184k. Only problem I had was when the 2 cooling fans stopped working and it got so hot it blew the top off the radiator tank. New radiator and salvage fans repaired it. Expected the head gasket to fail but it never did. Put 20,000 miles on it in 2 years. At that point you could put the drivetrain in a new car and not know the difference. Still regret trading it.

  • @FractalGibbon
    @FractalGibbon Год назад +2

    I want an Altima now. New tuner trend is making your Altima look like how daily driver altimas always look. $2,000 dented carbon fiber back door but only one. Plastic chipped grey hubcaps that clip in over bbs wheels on coilovers. Rub grease behind the headlights but also have some MASSIVE front mount that is visible cause the splitter disguised as a cracked bumper is hanging off

    • @Fleadabomb99
      @Fleadabomb99 Год назад +1

      Tf are you talking about 😂

    • @FractalGibbon
      @FractalGibbon Год назад

      @@Fleadabomb99 that’s my build. Altima build. Seemed obvious to me when I wrote it but it’s done now and I’m BUSSIN down the block in all your towns

  • @RaiderCBR6.5
    @RaiderCBR6.5 Год назад +1

    I have a 2002 Altima SE V-6 with manual trans. In 2012 I put headers down pipe, cat delete, res delete. Run a cherry bomb instead of the res. magna flow race mufflers, intake and home made ram air. coil overs and a custom ash tray, looks like shit but gets it. Had it on the dyno a few years ago, 249 to the wheels.

  • @emmanuelalva6597
    @emmanuelalva6597 5 дней назад

    My brother had son a 06 SE. that car was definitely special for its time.

  • @Vienna3080
    @Vienna3080 5 дней назад +1

    I can hear the excessively loud rap music being blasted from all these

  • @Datboi-iw3sy
    @Datboi-iw3sy Год назад +9

    As an SER owner this is the best video I've seen in a long time, also its a shame these cars where so slept on they are super fun especially with the 6 speed!

    • @JNAMOTORSPORTS
      @JNAMOTORSPORTS Год назад

      My buddy had one years ago with a intake, y pipe and exhaust and it was fast back then. It’s a good good and the SER was so cool!

  • @dougsmith6262
    @dougsmith6262 Год назад +2

    Always
    Leave
    This
    Insane
    Motorist
    Alone

  • @DFPFTW
    @DFPFTW Год назад +1

    Stomach ache. Headache been bored all day blood sugars way too. This. This is what I need right now

  • @juliuscampbell8606
    @juliuscampbell8606 Год назад +1

    Just found your channel I like your format 😅😂

  • @midniht34
    @midniht34 Год назад +1

    I randomly found this video, I'm glad I did, it made my day , thank you 😅😅😅

  • @dyfe3140
    @dyfe3140 11 месяцев назад

    As a dude who drives a 2005 Nissan Altima SE 3.5L, I love it and it is a great daily driver.

  • @jumbomacaroni
    @jumbomacaroni Год назад +1

    When the car debuted in 2003 it won car of the year on automobile magazine.

  • @diet_dr.demoncore
    @diet_dr.demoncore Год назад +4

    first video I have watched by you guys, won't be the last

  • @whuffer5103
    @whuffer5103 Год назад +1

    I totally thought someone was knocking on my door too. I laughed so hard i cried

  • @HarleySLA
    @HarleySLA 5 месяцев назад

    I absolutely loved mine, wish i had one like it again. I had a 99 then an 05, both for pizza delivery. V6 5spd manual, i was a menace running pies in that 05 SE 😁 loved it. Happy customers all around.

  • @RudyTheInternetGod
    @RudyTheInternetGod Год назад

    I'm always interested in other cars but Nissan always took & takes care of me like a righteous nanny🙏🏾

  • @VertietRyper
    @VertietRyper Год назад +1

    15:05
    I'm laying sideways in bed listening to this and the roof slopes above my bed in such a way I thought the knocking came from the roof. Man, those fight instincts kicked in fast lmao

  • @hianara3126
    @hianara3126 5 месяцев назад

    14:50 i only use 1 ear with my headphones with mono audio and that knocking still sounds very real.

  • @juleslag2022
    @juleslag2022 Год назад +13

    Hell yeah, glad to see the best cars on the road are finally getting the respect they deserve🔥 Altima Gang🤙

    • @LoveJesusChrist-eq6bu
      @LoveJesusChrist-eq6bu Год назад

      Don’t say “hell yea”. You will reap hell on earth saying that word. Use your words wisely

    • @juleslag2022
      @juleslag2022 Год назад +1

      @@LoveJesusChrist-eq6bu 🤓☝️

  • @mustangcircut
    @mustangcircut Год назад +1

    I know you are talking about the SE-R in the video. I had an 06 Altima SE that was granite metallic with a dark black interior. It did not have the sunroof but I had the v6 3.5. It was a legit rocket ship that had the worst torque steer when you mashed the gas. I did the bully dog tuner and put the fender cold air intake that sounded like angry bees when you got up on it too lol. It had the 17” alloy wheels and I drove her for 10 years! Sold it legit to buy a 17 scat pack charger. The kid I sold it to did not even blink when I told him $5500. I was nuts and the was in 2017. Car had 80k on it and no rust ect. It’s still on road today I see it and the quarter is rotted out😞. I have to say it was my first foreign car owned and the last year of the square nose before they destroyed the design in 07. Car never had any Mech issues.

  • @incomingincoming1133
    @incomingincoming1133 Год назад +2

    It has the right sh!tbox ingredients. Cheap, spacious, and very well built (robust). It's cheap enough that ppl who don't have money to maintain cars can still afford it. It's well built enough to keep running even when you abuse and neglect it. It's big enough that ppl who can buy only one car can use it. And the performance isn't the worst.

  • @cbmbdb
    @cbmbdb Год назад +3

    Guaranteed single mother car....badum tum

  • @monikhushalpuri
    @monikhushalpuri Год назад +1

    Dude these altima 3.5 models are some of the best models, I had one as my first car and beat the living shit out of it, a few things though...keep a quart of oil in the trunk top up when needed, secondly change the pcv valve to help with oil burning...third...enjoy these cars are tough as nails...these are basically fwd crown Victoria's durability wise, good comfortable ride, quick, decent on gas even with the 3.5...if yours is sucking down gas then you'reeither ripping it everywhere or driving mostly city or you need a tune up, good cornering and ice cold ac...if ain't ice cold then get it recharged...also the later years of this generation (2004-2005) change the cam position sensor if needed...other than that solid cars...it begs to be hooned

  • @TheTechNopal
    @TheTechNopal 2 месяца назад +2

    13% statistic episode

  • @kennethwilliams4685
    @kennethwilliams4685 Год назад +3

    I love the commentary, these guys make laugh my ass off shot out to Altima Gang AG

  • @dgurevich1
    @dgurevich1 Год назад +6

    Well, I had one as a rental car the first time I went to the US, and honestly, it's a nice car. Much nicer then what I had at the time. If not for the poor quality gearbox of that generation.

  • @JulioLopez-xz5kx
    @JulioLopez-xz5kx Год назад +6

    Nissan Altima: The official car of Basketball Americans.

    • @joesmith9216
      @joesmith9216 7 месяцев назад

      haha, nope, not just them, it's a broad mobile.

    • @DioTheGreatOne
      @DioTheGreatOne 2 месяца назад

      The official car of people with negative credit scores.

  • @ElSheepodoggo
    @ElSheepodoggo Год назад

    This sure is gonna piss off some folks in a certain facebook group.
    Thank you for your service fellas.