“I can tell anyone’s race by their car. Black Nissan, tinted windows, cherry bomb eh? You’re thinking it. Pack of menthols…, in any car” - Shane Gillis
Nissan asked itself: "What do people who hate their Spec-V Sentras but can't afford to hate a Maxima need in their life?" The universe answered: Altima. And thus everything was ruined. Insurance rates, curbs, tire sidewalls, hubcaps, and cops' days.
Who'd think a drug lord like Pablo Escobar would have a soft spot for a regular old Nissan Altima SE-R? While he had plenty of flashy cars to choose from, he often opted for this everyday sedan. Maybe it was a way to keep a low profile, or maybe he just liked the way it drove. Whatever the reason, it's a pretty cool fact about one of the most infamous criminals of all time.
Jesus... it's wild how true the Altima stereotype is. One of my neighbors has one that gets tarped any time it rains and gets driven like how a 10 year old would operate a go-kart. It's terrifying.
I had a brown 2012 Nissan Altima for a few years while delivering pizza and yeah there is something about those cars that makes you feel invincible and MASH that pedal. I can tell you those pizza toppers WILL stay on your car up to 100mph.
@@failosaurus6764 five out of six cars I've owned have been sports cars. I'm on to number seven, which is a newer Altima. This thing could give the souped up G35 and 240SX I had a run for their money.
Imma have to rent the Florida plated Malibu, mostly cause my coworker has that exact setup but with an absolutely cooked clear coat and I wanna live that sunshine state life.
I can drink to the title, had a blue coupe. Wrecked it twice and it still wouldn’t die. I traded it in and gotta 9th si instead lol. If it didn’t have a that cvt, it would have been a great car.
Feed censoring the county that Chesterfield is part of. As a NoCo native, Chesterfield feels like its trying its absolute hardest to secede and be absorbed by St Charles County and honestly, as far as Im concerned, they can HAVE it.
I recently sold a 14 year old auto 370Z with 95k miles for way higher than it's worth and got a late model Altima with full warranty and GAP with that money. I now understand why people drive Altimas like "that" 😅
I miss my altima 😢 if only methany didn't fucking total it (yes her real last name was methany) . Also my friend bought a 06 with a 2.5 (I had 04 with 3.5), for 420 bucks, and shit still runs and drives. He treats it like shit, it's got about 260k miles on it. Only work I've done on it since he got it was ignition coils. The valve body is a little worn tho edit: mine had around 135k when I get it, I put about 60k on it before it was totalled)
A homie of mine got arrested earlier this year. Dude has been in multiple high speed chases in a 2017 Altima in Seattle. Bro started calling it the Helltima… pretty sure it was stolen too 😂
If Sarah Mclachlan and the ASPCA made sad car commercials the same way they did for animals the Nissan Altima and G35/G37 would be the cars they'd pick for those really sad looking shots. "For just a dollar a day you too can help abused Altimas and G35s get the desperate help they need and find better owners"
I have never in my life seen a Nissan Altima that DIDNT look like absolute trash. Im a 90's baby, I have memories of when these things hit the streets. I swear the requirement to take it off the dealership lot was a 400 credit score and verification that your previous car was full of McDonalds bags, cig butts, and other trash, AND proof that you had been at fault in at least 3 accidents and received a ticket for DUI.
The real question is what will replace the altima has the most notoriuos car on the road?? now that Nissan stop production. My votes are 1. Hyundai Sonata, 2. Nissan Sentra 3. Honda Civic.
Is the CCF team going to watch the Altima 600 on October 12th at Cleetus' track? It's part of the Danger Ranger 9000 event. I figure since Altimas are racing, the resident CCF Autists would be up for it!
Ok, honestly... For under a grand in current day for a car that runs and drives. That sounds epic. make some money driving it. And when it breaks, scrap/part out the rest. There might be a chance you come out with more than you paid for it. I bet it could be done.
Nissan SER stands for super extra "regarded" Sr stands for, you guessed it, super regarded, as opposed to the regular altima drivers that are just slightly regarded
Tom scott has a video on how gif is pronounced. The English language doesn’t have anything concrete on it being pronounced either way The video is called “it’s pronounced gif”.
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Feed posted, incredible day for people who don't shower
Jokes on you I watch exclusively in the shower
Accurate
@@vintageludwigcurrently in the shower watching this
@@vintageludwigjorkin it, I presume?
Just got out the shower and finished cranking the hog brother🤠👌
“I can tell anyone’s race by their car. Black Nissan, tinted windows, cherry bomb eh? You’re thinking it. Pack of menthols…, in any car” - Shane Gillis
Other jirls fucking killed me
Bravo Net
"It's only smells"
Ah, I see you too, are a man of culture.
Smellz
Oh god you just brought back a memory I didn’t think was there
Nissan asked itself: "What do people who hate their Spec-V Sentras but can't afford to hate a Maxima need in their life?" The universe answered: Altima. And thus everything was ruined. Insurance rates, curbs, tire sidewalls, hubcaps, and cops' days.
FREEEEEEEDUUUUMMMM
And many, MANY CVT push belts
The single black mother’s mustang
Who'd think a drug lord like Pablo Escobar would have a soft spot for a regular old Nissan Altima SE-R? While he had plenty of flashy cars to choose from, he often opted for this everyday sedan. Maybe it was a way to keep a low profile, or maybe he just liked the way it drove. Whatever the reason, it's a pretty cool fact about one of the most infamous criminals of all time.
Se-r stands for super extra "regarded"
The fact that all these are still running and driving is one of the greatest feats of automotive engineering. Nissan >>>
(I’m suicidal)
You guys need the Kia Boys on the show.
Netgear making that joke about people ducking. If I saw that Superman Altima, I'd hit the fucking ground.
Jesus... it's wild how true the Altima stereotype is. One of my neighbors has one that gets tarped any time it rains and gets driven like how a 10 year old would operate a go-kart. It's terrifying.
😂
The Nissan Altima SE-R is basically the Altima final boss.
Ser stands for super extra "regarded"
It’s such a cool car tho for an Altima
@@sniparz_4204 I agree. It's not just the Altima final boss, but also the cool Altima. A buddy of mine had one.
@@BCFB007 I actually want one as a first car but they’re getting harder to find in a manual configuration
I had a brown 2012 Nissan Altima for a few years while delivering pizza and yeah there is something about those cars that makes you feel invincible and MASH that pedal. I can tell you those pizza toppers WILL stay on your car up to 100mph.
My dad worked for Nissan for 30 years, we had a blue SE that was the first car I hit 100 in at 16.
@@failosaurus6764 five out of six cars I've owned have been sports cars. I'm on to number seven, which is a newer Altima. This thing could give the souped up G35 and 240SX I had a run for their money.
You boys were EN FUEGO in this one 😂😂😂😂
Another classic for the porcelain throne
Imma have to rent the Florida plated Malibu, mostly cause my coworker has that exact setup but with an absolutely cooked clear coat and I wanna live that sunshine state life.
2:58 door handles helps the cops get in.😂
Jraphics Interface Format.
It doesn’t burn oil, it just has built in incense 😂
I can drink to the title, had a blue coupe. Wrecked it twice and it still wouldn’t die. I traded it in and gotta 9th si instead lol. If it didn’t have a that cvt, it would have been a great car.
Turns out if you actually change the fluid (and don't play with the fake gears all day) they last about the same as any other econobox
Nissan Altima
-The people’s getaway car. Never a truer truth told
Finally got my summer jams cd, let’s fucking go!
Feed censoring the county that Chesterfield is part of. As a NoCo native, Chesterfield feels like its trying its absolute hardest to secede and be absorbed by St Charles County and honestly, as far as Im concerned, they can HAVE it.
Deep lore
Other jirls is crazy
GET EM NETTT IT ISNT JIF
"...I got another car it rides and drives good..." good for your other car buddy.
Nissan Juke: the people’s horse girl crosssover
Finally something entertaining to watch during work
Great call back joke at the end. Good edit.
Why are Altima drivers an entirely different breed? Who hurt them?
12:55 I see you fishing with "It's only smells..." so thanks for reminding me of that
Altimas are always thrashed without regard for the future.
It was asking for it.
I recently sold a 14 year old auto 370Z with 95k miles for way higher than it's worth and got a late model Altima with full warranty and GAP with that money. I now understand why people drive Altimas like "that" 😅
The " I'm not asking this guy shit" has me fucking dying 😂 idk why
The first guy took some serious liberties with the words "perfect condition"
0:15 it’s “gif” not “gif”
OH MY JAWD
This video has improved my mental health marginally. More effective than antidepressants!
Sweet a video on my birthmas
Is the Kia with teeth you're thinking of the 2020 Cadenza? I always associated the waterfall style grille with 2000s-10s Buick.
I was thinking Daewoo luxury sedan , but honestly... Buick. CCF is sleeping on Buicks!
And Rodeos.
altimas are the black airforce of reasonably priced sedans
jif is a got dang peanut butter! It’s Gif
That “ I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATI “ 😂🫡
lmao atlas trying to explain chaldeans to the rest of the pod. DETROIT ON THE COME UP
The G35 you have at home 😂 I've never thought about it like that but it's so true lol
CCF summer jams '24 is lit
A Altima sequel we didn’t ask for but we are blessed to get🙏
I miss my altima 😢 if only methany didn't fucking total it (yes her real last name was methany) . Also my friend bought a 06 with a 2.5 (I had 04 with 3.5), for 420 bucks, and shit still runs and drives. He treats it like shit, it's got about 260k miles on it. Only work I've done on it since he got it was ignition coils. The valve body is a little worn tho edit: mine had around 135k when I get it, I put about 60k on it before it was totalled)
It'll be pronounced "Jif" the day the Graphical Image Format is pronounced "Jraphical"
Giraffe? Giselle? Ginger?
I watched this instead of paying attention to my hotel's inclusivity training
Cali Altima or Florida Malibu? So flood car vs f Shack. Hmmmm, I say Malibu just keep the windows down so the mold doesn’t kill you
12:39 “STREET ANIMALS” on roof rack. He’s a furry :3
A homie of mine got arrested earlier this year. Dude has been in multiple high speed chases in a 2017 Altima in Seattle. Bro started calling it the Helltima… pretty sure it was stolen too 😂
The Altima coupe isn't even a bad car, but it may be the copest car on the road with G35's being so cheap.
Finally a feed post, I can finally shower
If an Altima crashes into a Chrysler 300 and no one is around does it make a sound?
that grill at 11min makes it look like a Mercury Montego
I waited until I got home for this lil number.
Yall talking about an academy sports, we had a lady get mad about her order and drove her car through the front window of a Bojangles in my hometown
i love how people post perfect condition right before listing problems
Getaway? From what? A stable credit score?
Never thought chesterfield would show up in one of these
florida plates will def get you pulled over out of state jiff
Rare Vukos L, "JIF"???? How about you jet the frick out of here jaybo!
Y'all should look into the NZ toyota Aqua ram raids
If Sarah Mclachlan and the ASPCA made sad car commercials the same way they did for animals the Nissan Altima and G35/G37 would be the cars they'd pick for those really sad looking shots.
"For just a dollar a day you too can help abused Altimas and G35s get the desperate help they need and find better owners"
I have never in my life seen a Nissan Altima that DIDNT look like absolute trash. Im a 90's baby, I have memories of when these things hit the streets. I swear the requirement to take it off the dealership lot was a 400 credit score and verification that your previous car was full of McDonalds bags, cig butts, and other trash, AND proof that you had been at fault in at least 3 accidents and received a ticket for DUI.
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
If GIF was Jif it would be spelt Jif
The real question is what will replace the altima has the most notoriuos car on the road?? now that Nissan stop production. My votes are 1. Hyundai Sonata, 2. Nissan Sentra 3. Honda Civic.
Passat for sure. I've already started calling them German altimas. They have the same class of drivers.
When i see one of these in my rear view i experience more fear than a cop behind me.
Highway missile of the people✊
Is the CCF team going to watch the Altima 600 on October 12th at Cleetus' track? It's part of the Danger Ranger 9000 event.
I figure since Altimas are racing, the resident CCF Autists would be up for it!
"i bet people duck" thats aura
I watch the stream and know it’s not but i replace every beep with the N word
Anytime they say “Mechanic special” or “don’t have title” immediate red flag
Gif like Giraffe
1:16 I watched this so many times
did he run over a cat or did his fender liner fall off?
probably almost got killed by those altimas on 70
I was getting mad deja vu vibes, then remembered this was on the livestream. 😅 still will never buy an Altima.
Kia with teeth is my sleep paralysis demon
Still waiting for CCF to do a video on maximas only VQ that doesn’t have a bad reputation
Ok, honestly... For under a grand in current day for a car that runs and drives. That sounds epic. make some money driving it. And when it breaks, scrap/part out the rest. There might be a chance you come out with more than you paid for it. I bet it could be done.
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BU-
Every altima is personalized
4:42 - I know “THE PERFECT FIT” for this
“NEW DRIVERS LICENSE HOLDER”…..
Just got done with “THE DRIVERS TEST”
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
12:08 - WTF is that?????
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
16:00 - JIFF PEANUT BUTTER; YUMMY!!!!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
19:54 - 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
13:05 feed wanted somebody to say something about efukt so bad 😂
Was wondering if I was hearing things. Defo 'is only smells' reference. Also, SUPRA SUPRA.
The 2.5 is actually better because the transmission is so garbage the 3.5 destroys it much faster.
Altima owners are the people who buy Taurus G3C's
10:51 pretty much every daewoo is just a kia with teeth
I don’t get the thing about rental plates tho?
EVANSVILLE MENTIONED‼️‼️‼️ E-VILLE ON TOP
Nissan SER stands for super extra "regarded"
Sr stands for, you guessed it, super regarded, as opposed to the regular altima drivers that are just slightly regarded
Najatoro Jif
As soon as you said Kia with teeth I pictured the exact car in my brain yet cant find any information about it online. Its freaking me out.
EVANSVILLE MENTIONED 🗣🗣🗣
Seeing a street animals altima in the wild is a trip
Tom scott has a video on how gif is pronounced. The English language doesn’t have anything concrete on it being pronounced either way
The video is called “it’s pronounced gif”.
These are So-Cal freeway missiles. Almost as dangerous as Mustangs.
With the way people drive around me I would say they're more dangerous than a mustang, hell they're more dangerous than stinger missiles
I got a rental after a accident.I wasn't given a option and got a 2023 Mitsubishi Mirage Hatch it was so slow.
Oil smell, AKA burning oil 🔥 in large amount 14:05