We Taze-fisted Each Other - Off Topic
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2018
- The AH Crew and special guest Patricia Sumersett sit down to talk about the taze-fist, new phones, Bowsette, and more on this week's Off Topic! This episode originally aired September 28, 2018 and is sponsored by Blue Apron (cook.ba/1RxiGhC), Dollar Shave Club (bit.ly/2EfjpqA), and MVMT (bit.ly/2IYkbJi)
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Props to Alfredo for not dropping the pizza while getting tazed.
A man must have priorities.
DatSpecialSome 1 or a firm grasp. lol
Jack - “ What’s the thing with Bowsette?”
Jeremy - “ SHE’S HOT”
:D lol
now he's into Koopa ppl
what time is that?
*Official Achievement Hunter Porn Names:*
Jack Hammer
Michael Bones
Geoff Slamsey
Jeremy Screwley (AKA Rimmy Timjob)
Ryan Hardwood
Gavin Pre
Twat Bragg
Actually Gavin's porm name is Bob Arnold
Annnnnnnnd Lindsay Tuggy
Gaggin Pre*
Big dick Dooley, enough said
Just checked Jack's IMDb and he is credited in this off topic as Jack Hammer
I love how you can see the immediate dread on Alfredo’s face when Michael says “tase-fist”, like he’s thinking “homie, why would you mention that...”
Alfredo at 16:20 is a new Rainbow six mvp animation
"my one regret of doing my softcore porns in LA"
Jack Pattillo 2018
*Jack Hammer 2018
i love how jeremy's pubert adams joke went completely ignored
eli mogan I know!!! Where’s Gavin when you need him
Gavin wasn't there. Still watch the minecraft when Gavin was proven right.
i still remember that minecraft, and im glad Jeremy does to
I hope they make an animated version of this lol. No means no! 1:07:32
what was weird is he was into it and then just shifted just to taze her
Just Zelda hitting on a plate of pasta and getting zapped
Its gonna be a agggaagaggahaah episode
Grim, STAHP!
Why did I read that in Ryans voice?!
Hey its the Voice Actor for Zelda and Ash
Wait what. Are you joking.
God dammit. I made it thirty minutes into this podcast before realizing that Jeremy is wearing Rimmy Tim leis.
Lukee Poo It took me until after the second ad read like an hour in
I'm at 1 hr 11 min...
That roleplay was amazing
1:28:15 BOWSETTE: Starting with the guest and the phone, Jack chimes in 15 seconds later with: "So, what's the deal with Bowsette?" if you wanted to hear them talk about the fan character.
*No means NOOOOOOO!!!!*
I would actually pay money to have the whole AH crew voice a hentia
Can we make that an extra life stretch goal?
I just keep picturing Geoff cackling in the background of every persons audio, no matter what they are saying all you hear is Geoff losing it
I'm in.
That puts a whole new meaning to a "stretch" goal.
Where do you watch extra life is it on rooster teeth
That camera freakout when Patricia suggested she get tased back. Wow.
This was an incredible podcast!!! Great length, never felt slow or boring, just perfect! Patricia is awesome! Love that she came back! Hope we see her again soon!! 😄😄😄😄
1:06:00 anyone else hear Broadcast screaming "please sign a release!!" over and over?
No :c
Give Jeremy a mohawk, he's totally Joakim Brodén. (Lead singer of Sabaton) especially with the aviators.
Damn Michael's turning into a dad. Soon hes gonna look like jack and Ryan and they will be the dad triplets
But jack isn't a dad Geoff and Ryan are
@@bassdropheadshot jack counts tho
Michael's hair is extra floofy today and I can't stop staring
Mynxie Jean full Max mode
Am Swedish, can confirm that I have indeed _seen_ pizzas with mayonnaise and/or peas on them, but I can also assure that they're absolutely not conventional toppings.
Specific pizza places will sometimes have one or two items on their menu that are a bit... out there for the sake of originality, and these are the exception, not the norm.
I've never heard of it myself! Odd. I agree with the way you ended that, they're exceptions, not the norm, for sure.
No means no!
No don't stop!
I love you guys. Between Michaels anger, Lil J's drunkenness, Jack losing his shit laugh, Gavin's stupidity and Geoff's great mind you all have kept me going and laughing in this bad spot in my life where i feel alone and deppressed but this group never fails to put a smile on my face. Thank you all for being the amazing people you are
-Tegan
"Clash keeps Ash from running in the halls" - (2018 Colorized)
So sweet that they are doing Chicky-boo October. Let the chaos begin!
Definitely an animated adventure needs to be made. So funny
Taze spree lead up at 1:03:00
I adore the fact that fredo managed to hold on to the pizza while being tazed
I lost it at jack talking about his past job in soft pron
Families who taze fist together, stay together
The Jack and Jeremy tazing scenario is my absolute favorite! I busted out laughing!!!
I love returning to this podcast because when Eric brings oit the pinapple pizza Michael comments that they shouldn't eat on the podcast yet howeverlong later him and Eric make another podcast based around eating food.
You keep your hands off innocent and pure Alfredo!
Friendlysociopath No means no!
1:41:47 Jack's delivery of the "then she takes off her crown..." joke was exemplary! Also, Patricia Sumersett is probably my favorite guest star of the series, so all in all, great episode!
Lindsay wearing jean jacket with Sailor Moon patches.... HELLO 90s I missed you
THERE IS A NEW GMOD COMING. FINALLY
Aaaaand we're back to not having credits...
its fun watching people shock each other :D 1:04:48 thanks to Jonny Troche for posting that timestamp first.
1:04:48 They're married! They're parents!! THEM!!!
Can we get a RT Docs of AH traveling around the world eating McDonald’s
I really enjoyed this one. Patricia please come back soon!
Really thought that Barbara was on the show for a second
probably a relative
No that's Jeremy 😂
We need Barbara Punkelman back.
Alfredo so cool. Great pickup
Thank you, Eric. I love you.
This is such a fun episode.
Dad Michael is officially my new favorite, he goods around and haves fun like normal but every once in a while he goes " Now why would you do that ?" And it makes me so happy.
The taze bit had me in tears, holy crap man!!
I love it when you eat on the podcast.
This podcast took a turn that I was not expecting
I was there when Geoff and Jack met Chef Mike! I met them at the same time (dressed as Luigi) and played a game of D&D with Mike after. He's just as fun of a person as he seems :D
"I heard you like video games"
"No means no!"
*Taze*
I’m not the only who stopped and laughed hysterically at the title right
you know who I need on off topic. Cherami leigh.
I mean Sting and Lucy/Sun and Ilia
Love the theme for the day!
This episode is the definition of them talking over each other and not letting zelda talk lolololol
October: Ultimate Chicken Horrorse
Fuckin Fredo-chan 😂
Love how jack looks at alfredo spinning an umbrella.
TTT Taser-fist punishment. I need it.
YES!
Mardon NaLou that’s what they recorded
i need it NOW!
Snowkiller953 ...I know.
Eric was really good sport about the whole tazefist thing. Kudos
Those taze-fisting scenes were so good 😂
Buying and sending those blast knuckles has become the best idea Ive ever had
New extra life stretch goal: Taze Fist Boxing Match
Alfredo went from "Well, damn" to "No means NO!!" in a second 😂
literally hope u guys never stop playing ultimate chicken horse, like really keep that as a regualr thing its so funny and interesting to watch you guys play that
The bar roleplay, so good.
my face hurts from the tazing that was amazing
KETCHUP !! :
2 (28 ounce) cans peeled ground tomatoes;
1/2 cup water, divided;
2/3 cup white sugar;
3/4 cup distilled white vinegar;
1 teaspoon onion powder;
1/2 teaspoon garlic powder;
1 3/4 teaspoons salt;
1/8 teaspoon celery salt;
1/8 teaspoon mustard powder;
1/4 teaspoon finely ground black pepper;
1 whole clove
Pour ground tomatoes into slow cooker. Swirl 1/4 cup water in each emptied can and pour into slow cooker. Add sugar, vinegar, onion powder, garlic powder, salt, celery salt, mustard powder, black pepper, cayenne pepper, and whole clove; whisk to combine.
Cook on high, uncovered, until mixture is reduced by half and very thick, 10 to 12 hours. Stir every hour or so.
Smooth the texture of the ketchup using an immersion blender, about 20 seconds.
Ladle the ketchup into a fine strainer and press mixture with the back of a ladle to strain out any skins and seeds.
Transfer the strained ketchup to a bowl. Cool completely before tasting to adjust salt, black pepper, or cayenne pepper.
Using a slow cooker will make this process way easier. Enjoy ;P
patricia is so wonderful and so patient
Best thing I've heard all day " The internet is telling me I need to be here"
the real basketball video that just happened geoff calls alfredo trevor several times and its funny as hell.
Excited to see Watsky in some content. Awesome!
Not only was the car in the Jesica Nigri shoot Rimmy Tim colors, it was also a Mustang. That is definitely Rimmy Tim / Jeremy's car.
Damn I love these!
That lady looks so out of place next to monster truck, she looks like a marketing exec or something 😂
She voices Zelda in "Breath of the Wild" and Ash in "Siege"
And the one who gifted us with moonball-slingshotted-Alfredo.
Lindsay is actually 100% right if you can wield the hammer mjolnir you become Thor at least that's how it is in the comics
COHBEK Industries which is why female Thor is bullshit
How is female thor bullshit? If she can wield the hammer then she is thor..
@@NinjaTyler how is it bullshit? She was worthy she gets the power of thor.
@@Bleax but she wasn't Thor, she was female thor
@@nivlac024 you don't just get the power of Thor you become him, you become Thor , she didn't, she only took his name
Jeremy in the thumbnail lol!
Michael be lookin fine.... That is All 😆😆😆😆😂
You know, now that Jeremy said it I can't unsee him as the Singer of Sabaton
"NO MEANS NO" caught me off guard. I thought he was gonna say "No Multiplayer"
1:39:15 That’s not Jack Hammer.....that’s THROB THE BUILDER
They should have done Genital Jousting for October and called it "Cocktober" :)
1:20:30 Michael: “the control center which used to be swipe up from the bottom is now on the X swipe down from the top right”
Me: looks at iPad
Swipes from the top right
“Oh so that’s where they put it in the update”
Rose tyler thanks to your comment, I realised there was an update for my iPad!
One of the best things is when Lindsay says “I know Jacks ass haven’t seen yugioh..” and Jack says “my eyes haven’t either”
I like the idea of broadcast chime-ins.
I agree with Michael American vandal was good, messed up in the end of both seasons but very good all around
Audio podcast checkin in. Had to watch the tasering.
34:00 is from Cunning Stunts w/ Robbie Kay
1:44:45, it’s actually Geoff and Gav, and yes
I did just know that, I didn’t have to look it up
I honestly thought Patricia was going to say something like "How about I play with your Joystick" during the tazing bit.
Michael getting tazed is so similar to when Sun got stabbed and also tazed by Ilia. Life imitates art I guess.
Michael got tazed before. I think it was an Extra Life thing.
No means NO! That was the best part.
Tomatoes are the Moses of fruits, tossed away to be folded into a salad.
Colin Mochrie needs to be a guest at some point.
that would be awesome.
Alex Rolens if that was an extra life goal, I’d be dropping $1337 like crazy
16:58 She looks like a female Casey Neistat. Can not unsee.
Great episode, sad the credits aren't on the RUclips version
They had an On the Spot with all Jons, Now they're having an Off Topic with all Jons.
I don’t know why but when the god mic came into play I just lost it