At Dawn, We Plan! | Critical Role: VOX MACHINA | Episode 53

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  • @ladyalfhildrforestofvioletmist
    @ladyalfhildrforestofvioletmist 7 лет назад +3188

    Percy: "Kevdak... er, Zanror... I'm sorry, you all look vaguely the same to me, I'm so sorry."
    Everyone: "Oooooooooh!!!"
    Vax: "Except for this one" /points at Grog/
    Percy: "No, he's got the beard. And the ability to kill me in my sleep."
    Another swift recovery by Percy... :)

    • @irishtimelord3314
      @irishtimelord3314 4 года назад +62

      Literally read your comment as it was being said, that was magical.

    • @nidohogg4783
      @nidohogg4783 3 года назад +18

      I'm just replying to remind you of a comment you made 3 years ago

    • @ladyalfhildrforestofvioletmist
      @ladyalfhildrforestofvioletmist 3 года назад +25

      @@nidohogg4783 Thanks lol :) I made so many comments on Critical Role when I was binging and now I've gotten discussion replies on a few of them recently and people are like debating things and I'm like "I have no idea what this was even about anymore" haha. Also I didn't realize my comment was doing so well on likes! Anyways maybe one of these days I'll get back to watching CritRole; I never did finish the first campaign. I think I left them somewhere in the Feywild, woops.

    • @elvertosbron6657
      @elvertosbron6657 3 года назад +2

      I must have missed that I need a timestamp XD

    • @sprigganpanda
      @sprigganpanda 3 года назад +5

      @@ladyalfhildrforestofvioletmist As someone who's catching up on campaign 1 before the animated series comes out and who's seen campaign 2 I think it's worth it to finish the binge! Also if you want to start fresh campaign 3 is starting October 21st this year and the animated series is February 4th next year.

  • @louisec-m9503
    @louisec-m9503 5 лет назад +3227

    'I'm sorry, who's this speaking right now?'
    'It's the voice of reason, coming from downstairs.'
    I love Percy.

    • @louisec-m9503
      @louisec-m9503 5 лет назад +41

      Oh, no. Of all the spells Fassbender could have known, SLOW? Poor old witty Percival!

    • @louisec-m9503
      @louisec-m9503 5 лет назад +60

      'How terrible a person am I?'
      I'm glad Percy's feeling at least a /little/ guilty about giving a SPEAKING SWORD to Grog. Poor old Grog, he's gonna check all his weapons from now on lol

    • @louisec-m9503
      @louisec-m9503 5 лет назад +46

      Also, I noticed earlier, but I like that Liam's keeping with the raven-themed shirts. I'm curious to see how long he can go - surely the average person owns zero raven shirts? He's already two above average!

    • @louisec-m9503
      @louisec-m9503 5 лет назад +25

      Grog's speech about having no qualms leaving the Herd to die on a foolish dragon-killing expedition was... quite something.

    • @louisec-m9503
      @louisec-m9503 5 лет назад +60

      Vax using his stealthy abilities to 'nope' out of awkward social things is a big ol' mood

  • @solofsax
    @solofsax 5 лет назад +3050

    Most underrated joke this session:
    Scanlan: "I DO have a Napoleon complex!"
    Percy: "Oh yes I've seen it, it's huge."

    • @TehLexinator
      @TehLexinator 4 года назад +113

      And cube shaped!

    • @modredastal1644
      @modredastal1644 4 года назад +57

      For the first time, I caught Grog saying Napoléon was à terrible elf from the West.

    • @impastabowl2328
      @impastabowl2328 4 года назад +5

      Kaarel Nõmmela I thought he said “cube”

    • @pallasproserpina4118
      @pallasproserpina4118 3 года назад +7

      Steve Napoleon?

    • @omegagilgamesh
      @omegagilgamesh 2 года назад +16

      The funny thing about Napoleon is that in real life he was 5'5" or 5'6", meaning he was quite tall for his time period. However, having been born on Corsica, and just weeks after it was annexed by France, he was treated as an outsider and foreigner by his fellow soldiers, in no small part due to his thick Corsica accent. So yes, Napoleon could be said as having a "Little Man" complex, just not in a literal sense.

  • @TheXenatron
    @TheXenatron 8 лет назад +1531

    "A rare ray of sunshine from the DM."
    "... Don't poke him."

  • @caffeinesystem
    @caffeinesystem 7 лет назад +2354

    Scanlan: Well, I'm not a ranger like you.
    Vax: ... There is no ranger like me.
    Ded

    • @FurbGurger
      @FurbGurger 4 года назад +20

      I started reading this the moment that part came on, luckiest man alive.

    • @joemcwhorter4770
      @joemcwhorter4770 4 года назад +22

      Vax isn't a ranger hes a rogue. His sister VEX is a ranger though...

    • @paragonofhope2620
      @paragonofhope2620 4 года назад +56

      @@joemcwhorter4770 Vax was joking at that point.

    • @BBTManiac
      @BBTManiac 3 года назад +12

      And either way, he's right. There is no ranger that is an assassin like Vax....

    • @Zseventyone
      @Zseventyone 3 года назад

      @@FurbGurger likewise

  • @NoahDeep
    @NoahDeep 4 года назад +971

    Taliesin's edgelord-y indignation over someone else coming up with a "robot" before he did just made my day.

  • @balancedpsychotic9352
    @balancedpsychotic9352 8 лет назад +1671

    "I'm a unique, little snowflake. I take no offense." - Grog
    "Well, I find you charming." - Percival
    "Thank you." - Grog
    I wish my own party had this sort of dynamic, ha!

    • @randomlygeneratedname
      @randomlygeneratedname 6 лет назад +11

      Lol I just have a half elf ranger who won't stop taking my stuff coz apparently I can't go a fight without loosing my sword even with the returning enchantment. I've cast command on them more times than I've used smite.

    • @cyrose6324
      @cyrose6324 6 лет назад +23

      Aidan Wedgbury I am so sorry about your group, that just seems like toxic playing then dynamic. Do you guys have fun with it? That’s the most important thing at the end of the day

    • @Brittanysplittany
      @Brittanysplittany Год назад +2

      I wish so, too. Me and the bard come up with clever but risky solutions to things and then get lectured by another party member even if it went perfectly well. Every session.

    • @goldbirdie
      @goldbirdie Год назад +4

      @@randomlygeneratedname an angry dwarf keeps threatening to turn my homebrew tree race character into s bench, at first it was funny, now it’s repetitive.

    • @vincentprice713
      @vincentprice713 Год назад

      Timestamp?

  • @demilung
    @demilung 8 лет назад +3024

    Mercer's Mercy: "I could've made Theodor's parents super dead, and that would be quite an experience for you, guys. But I didn't"

    • @demilung
      @demilung 8 лет назад +129

      gjaddajg
      No, it's just "Imaginary DM talk".

    • @jahvehudson6756
      @jahvehudson6756 7 лет назад +337

      Yea lol he couldve totally had them b the two people that Scanlan blew the hell up just to make him feel like crap but had mercy this time

    • @1anarquista.sensato
      @1anarquista.sensato 7 лет назад +157

      Mercer the merciful... I would've taken the opportunity to turn the blade as deep and as hard as I possibly could, queue all the violins in the London Orchestra's worth, on the hope that this would make Vox Machina act a little bit less like Murder Hobos in the future. I'd milk it for at least half an hour... child crying on the ashes of his parents, whole village in mourning, grandmother suffering an incurable stroke after getting the news... VM could really use a bit of shaming

    • @robertsonjp
      @robertsonjp 6 лет назад +139

      Jyygylag It didn’t have be a 30 minute production, but I probably would have had him say “They were on the other side of the square. I don’t know what happened but I saw an explosion. Are they.. are they still alive?”. I think the realization they had killed his parents and then resurrected a now orphaned child is enough of a lesson. They could give him some gold and leave him with an official - it doesn’t have to be a huge production. They do walk the line a bit but this the first time one of them blatantly shrugged off the value of an innocent bystander.

    • @militarymann01
      @militarymann01 6 лет назад +44

      @@robertsonjp collateral damage broski. It happens in war all the time.

  • @Golden_Flute
    @Golden_Flute Год назад +488

    1:16:55
    Vex: You're pretty heavy.
    Vax: I'm lighter than you.
    Vex: *horrified gasp*
    Matt: *surprised Pikachu face*
    Travis: Oh Jesus God...
    Vex: That's nothing to brag about, Scrawny!
    Vax: Look at my constitution! It's very low...
    Vex: Minus two! (Or "Mine is too!" Idk they both make sense)
    Vax: Oh, twins!
    That entire exchange is absolute gold. 💀

    • @CeNedraL
      @CeNedraL Год назад +13

      I heard mine is too but the caption says otherwise so 🤷🏿‍♀️ but, like you said both work. Still hella funny

    • @rawchicken3463
      @rawchicken3463 Год назад +7

      With the "I am equally scrawny" I think it's minus

    • @aubreyhuff46
      @aubreyhuff46 3 месяца назад

      ​@@rawchicken3463i think it is mine is too

    • @phoenixdzk
      @phoenixdzk 3 месяца назад +2

      It is criminal that this didn't end up in the show adaptation

  • @leetghostdriver
    @leetghostdriver 7 лет назад +1789

    1:45:50
    DM: you feel the cold probing into your head
    Percy: its installing windows
    Keyleth: not windows 10, not windows 10. damn it

    • @pokepop4163
      @pokepop4163 4 года назад +27

      Thanks!
      I replayed that part 4 times and could never make our what they were saying

    • @seven-cats-3
      @seven-cats-3 4 года назад +40

      @@pokepop4163 you could turn on subtitles if that helps

    • @atomicsplitter_gaming
      @atomicsplitter_gaming 2 года назад +7

      Turns out it was iOS 15

    • @dolphin64575
      @dolphin64575 Год назад +5

      He even got Matt giggling!

    • @sfaletti333
      @sfaletti333 Год назад +4

      Or even worse...11!

  • @Shiznaft1
    @Shiznaft1 8 лет назад +1014

    "He doesn't have a mind," said Scanlan
    "He has MY MIND," said Keyleth
    "We're in trouble," said Scanlan

    • @stella1996able
      @stella1996able 7 лет назад +8

      Do you have a timestamp for that? xD

    • @stella1996able
      @stella1996able 6 лет назад +31

      Found it! 1:48:39 for anyone wondering ^^

  • @bayodashi7283
    @bayodashi7283 4 года назад +2472

    Staying at home is sure easy when u have about 200+ of episodes to watch through.

    • @xgozulx
      @xgozulx 4 года назад +13

      same xD

    • @purplethenumber6185
      @purplethenumber6185 4 года назад +27

      Yeah this is my first time through it also is driving me nuts giving me so many ideas i want to but can't try yet

    • @illustrator_ivy1498
      @illustrator_ivy1498 4 года назад +17

      200+ MULTI HOUR EPISODES!!!!

    • @ljayrichards3799
      @ljayrichards3799 4 года назад +5

      Yep!

    • @wanderingfirbolg6738
      @wanderingfirbolg6738 4 года назад +17

      Already watched the second season for a second time and doing the same to the first campaign now! Thank you, Critical Role, for allowing me to keep some semblance of sanity in these hard times.

  • @AnneIglesias
    @AnneIglesias 6 лет назад +3737

    “You’re of marrying age, young Pike.”
    MATT SHIPS IT.

    • @MarcSola7
      @MarcSola7 3 года назад +119

      And then when Scanlan asks Wilhand for permission to wed Pike at 50:50 hilarity ensues.

    • @PoetaRossa
      @PoetaRossa 3 года назад +71

      Matt's face at 2:53:00 tho 😂 (and the next 15 seconds)

    • @jessevancooney6963
      @jessevancooney6963 3 года назад +95

      @@MarcSola7 First Vax tells Keyleth he's in love with her and Marisha sinks in her chair, then Scanlan asks for permission to marry Pike and Ashley hides in embarrassment

    • @SirFoxbutt
      @SirFoxbutt 3 года назад +23

      2:53:09 his fucking face xD

    • @omegagilgamesh
      @omegagilgamesh 2 года назад +48

      Yes, Matt may ship it, but more likely Matt just loves introducing chaos to the group more than Jester does.

  • @Vile_Oreo
    @Vile_Oreo 8 лет назад +1638

    Thank you Kyshakk for compiling it all. Unbelievable that there's no good time stamps within the first page of comments.
    04:45 - Liam's Gift
    08:48 - Part 1 begins
    18:38 - vox machina deception
    28:40 - awww pike
    30:45 - "you do knock so strong"
    31:10 - the real reason pike fails stealth checks
    35:20 - Wilhand Trickfoot
    35:50 - reunion (it warms my heart to see how different Grog's herd was to the home he had with Wilhand and Pike)
    42:20 - these gnomes can handle anything
    44:20 - scanlans best wingman (49:25 - wilhand coming in strong)
    45:00 - AT DAWN, WE PLAN!
    49:09 - "He has a mansion"
    50:13 - Scanlan sings a song to create his mansion [base on Madness - Our House]
    50:50 - the question!!!!!
    54:27 - percy how could you say that
    1:08:30 - A Gift for Trinket
    1:11:00 - Twins Being Twins
    1:16:54 - "I am equally as scrawny!"
    1:45:40 - Awaken, Fassbender
    2:00:06 - End of part 1
    2:13:23 - Part 2 begins
    2:15:48 - rogues aren't rangers, Scanlan
    2:24:37 - Scanlan and Vax
    2:25:00 - Scanlan is the ultimate rper.
    2:26:57 - Lauras Fassbender comment and Travis replies with "Alright, calm down woman"
    2:27:30 - Naming Things
    2:44:27 - Pike becomes a monstaaah.
    2:51:30 - "When shit goes down, we wait."
    2:52:55 - Scanlan's Opertune Moment???
    2:56:05 - Wilhand's Cooking
    3:01:36 - (You're welcome)
    3:02:00 - 3:07:00 Is the best Pike/Scanlan interaction ever. Talisen Jaffe's face throughout is just joy...
    3:03:38 - everybody outside of character must know what that letter says cause they are barely containing themselves. :)
    3:13:30 - Grog bear herd
    3:27:06 - only big men talk big big words and only fails in the battle fields.
    3:35:50 - Part 2 ends

    • @thetntraider
      @thetntraider 6 лет назад +13

      Commenting to save this for future reference.

    • @ajmrozinski2551
      @ajmrozinski2551 6 лет назад +4

      President Waldo don’t be a dummy vote Waldo

    • @DimondRunner
      @DimondRunner 5 лет назад +3

      President Waldo am

    • @FFXfever
      @FFXfever 5 лет назад +1

      +

    • @mewmewsmightyt9363
      @mewmewsmightyt9363 5 лет назад +5

      I don't know what I will do when I catch up and don't have these anymore 😭😭😭

  • @thomasvanspronsen4824
    @thomasvanspronsen4824 2 года назад +457

    Liam's character: I hate all your decsions stop doing them
    Vax's actor: I love all yor decsions keep making them.

    • @sepho3070
      @sepho3070 2 года назад

      i mean vax did literally sell his soul so she could live.

  • @d2beej
    @d2beej 8 лет назад +3255

    Liam and Laura could actually be brother and sister and nobody would fucking question it.

    • @Th3R4junC4jun
      @Th3R4junC4jun 8 лет назад +39

      EchoMarauder you are always 1 week ahead of me in the episodes haha

    • @JorcerM
      @JorcerM 7 лет назад +85

      Sassy TheSpear No they aren't. They aren't related but they do share a birthday. So during character creation they decided to make themselves twins.

    • @Vohalika
      @Vohalika 7 лет назад +65

      I sometimes either forget that twins are supposed to look alike, or that Liam and Laura don't actually look that much alike.

    • @JorcerM
      @JorcerM 7 лет назад +67

      Not all twins look alike. There are two types of twins, identical (look alike) and fraternal (don't look alike but share the same DNA). Laura and Liam are not actually related though.

    • @dhampson545
      @dhampson545 7 лет назад +44

      Fraternal/Sororal twins don't actually "share DNA" they are just normal siblings who share a womb.

  • @sumnergurl19
    @sumnergurl19 8 лет назад +924

    18:50 "We had spaghetti for lunch" -- those are the words of a father of two children. those are the words of a man who _knows_.

    • @tauceti8341
      @tauceti8341 7 лет назад +77

      This is why I love scanlan so much.

    • @beccathompson7635
      @beccathompson7635 7 лет назад +16

      LadySumner13 That is exactly what I thought when I heard that. Quick! Cover story!

  • @adamdyota437
    @adamdyota437 4 года назад +868

    DM: At the bottom at the chest you see a single brass-colored key.
    Vex: It's a key
    Vax: That's right you're smart

  • @LW-fe9sq
    @LW-fe9sq 7 лет назад +1467

    Keyleth: *holding the dark iron thing* "I...."
    Laura and Liam: " No... keyleth don't"
    Ashley and travis: *Nodding furiously*

    • @LordPratticus
      @LordPratticus 7 лет назад +6

      TheWatersof Nyra timestamp?

    • @LW-fe9sq
      @LW-fe9sq 7 лет назад +30

      1:40:30

    • @jacobwiley2794
      @jacobwiley2794 5 лет назад +42

      and even though they just had an encounter with an evil artifact that almost killed a party member she almost instantly allowed something uknown to gain direct access to her brain. IQ 0

    • @leahsander5490
      @leahsander5490 4 года назад +117

      @@jacobwiley2794 IQ D&D player. It's supposed to be fun and interacting with weird artifacts is fun.

    • @delaraphilip
      @delaraphilip 4 года назад +48

      @@leahsander5490 I totally agree. But Keyleth has always been the one to have negative opinions of "bargains" other team members have had with weird artifacts. Percy with his gun, Grog with his sword. So her willingness to leap at that temptation when it's her turn is kind of hypocritic.

  • @Angus_Gibson
    @Angus_Gibson 8 лет назад +2603

    "I'll get the cups!"
    He opens up the cabinet and there's just shattered glass.
    "...OK, no cups!"
    Matt, you've set the DM bar so high!

    • @arcadiandynasty8830
      @arcadiandynasty8830 5 лет назад +17

      What's the time stamp for that?

    • @Azzarax94
      @Azzarax94 5 лет назад +19

      @@arcadiandynasty8830 43:20

    • @confderatechocolate4645
      @confderatechocolate4645 4 года назад +6

      Lol, I read this comment at the exact moment Matt said it.

    • @xEvilRaptorx
      @xEvilRaptorx 3 года назад +44

      The fun part of a DM is if you remember something mid-way through something. You can make some funny moments of stupidity.
      Ex: I was fumbling over what distance from town my players were gonna go. I said 5 miles as a guard giving them the job. Then we realized they should be more like 20 miles out of town. So it turned into a dumb guard that doesn't know distance

    • @supervillainJ
      @supervillainJ 3 года назад +2

      Thats bot a high set bar...

  • @beastlord6460
    @beastlord6460 2 года назад +737

    repost so you dont have to scroll
    04:45 - Liam's Gift
    08:48 - Part 1 begins
    18:38 - vox machina deception
    28:40 - awww pike
    30:45 - "you do knock so strong"
    31:10 - the real reason pike fails stealth checks
    35:20 - Wilhand Trickfoot
    35:50 - reunion (it warms my heart to see how different Grog's herd was to the home he had with Wilhand and Pike)
    42:20 - these gnomes can handle anything
    44:20 - scanlans best wingman (49:25 - wilhand coming in strong)
    45:00 - AT DAWN, WE PLAN!
    49:09 - "He has a mansion"
    50:13 - Scanlan sings a song to create his mansion [base on Madness - Our House]
    50:50 - the question!!!!!
    54:27 - percy how could you say that
    1:08:30 - A Gift for Trinket
    1:11:00 - Twins Being Twins
    1:16:54 - "I am equally as scrawny!"
    1:45:40 - Awaken, Fassbender
    2:00:06 - End of part 1
    2:13:23 - Part 2 begins
    2:15:48 - rogues aren't rangers, Scanlan
    2:24:37 - Scanlan and Vax
    2:25:00 - Scanlan is the ultimate rper.
    2:26:57 - Lauras Fassbender comment and Travis replies with "Alright, calm down woman"
    2:27:30 - Naming Things
    2:44:27 - Pike becomes a monstaaah.
    2:51:30 - "When shit goes down, we wait."
    2:52:55 - Scanlan's Opertune Moment???
    2:56:05 - Wilhand's Cooking
    3:01:36 - (You're welcome)
    3:02:00 - 3:07:00 Is the best Pike/Scanlan interaction ever. Talisen Jaffe's face throughout is just joy...
    3:03:38 - everybody outside of character must know what that letter says cause they are barely containing themselves. :)
    3:13:30 - Grog bear herd
    3:27:06 - only big men talk big big words and only fails in the battle fields.
    3:35:50 - Part 2 ends

  • @raptureraven
    @raptureraven 8 лет назад +1203

    "Is he drunk?"
    "He looks like he's.....coping"

    • @dtczyk8976
      @dtczyk8976 4 года назад +9

      Me irl

    • @hushedtears
      @hushedtears 3 года назад

      Your uncle is a coward pike

    • @phoenixdzk
      @phoenixdzk 3 месяца назад

      My average response to the officer

  • @aeternamente13
    @aeternamente13 5 лет назад +1034

    Sometimes you just need to rewatch a funny bit like 10 times to witness the full progress of Liam and Laura collapsing on each other in one corner of the screen and Taliesin and Marisha collapsing on each other in the other

    • @alexisoneil7179
      @alexisoneil7179 2 года назад +65

      I watched the Scanlan and Pike scene so many times just for everyone's reactions

    • @adriannaford4186
      @adriannaford4186 2 года назад +11

      EVERYTIME

  • @executivelypunk
    @executivelypunk Год назад +165

    keyleth: "aww look, they're doing it together! awww. so cute."
    percy: "it's adorable, isn't it?"
    i'm OBSESSED with keyleth and percy lovingly teasing the twins. i hardcore ship keyleth w vax AND vex w percy, so i'm imagining the two just standing back, huddling together and giggling to themselves as they watch their significant others bicker their way through obstacles. really hoping percy and vex end up becoming canon because my GOD would percy and keyleth's dynamic be incredible.

  • @spacecowboyeddie6803
    @spacecowboyeddie6803 2 года назад +1004

    Grog: *can barely count to 5 or spell his own name*
    Also Grog: *suddenly becomes Shakespeare when in persuasion mode*

    • @tiril6681
      @tiril6681 2 года назад +127

      His favored terrain is the Herd ;)

    • @camiart_casual
      @camiart_casual 2 года назад +131

      I like to think he's speaking in Giant

    • @zoltanszaszi2264
      @zoltanszaszi2264 2 года назад +39

      This is a fine example of comparing to each other Intelligence, Wisdom and Charisma.

    • @shadyguy23
      @shadyguy23 Год назад +58

      Grog begins every attempt at persuasion by first persuading himself to believe he knows what all those big words mean.

    • @godspeedhero3671
      @godspeedhero3671 Год назад +8

      I just imagine he's copying other shit he heard other people say.

  • @cyrose6324
    @cyrose6324 6 лет назад +530

    When Liam breaks character I love it every time because he turns from rouge edgelord to giggling mess/smiles and it shows the rping skills.

    • @dougmoore6612
      @dougmoore6612 2 года назад +34

      Truly, sometimes the brooding rogue gets a little tiresome, but then the happy-go-lucky greedy Ranger that wants to be like her big brother (the roguey parts, not the broody parts) alleviates the depression by either doing something rogue-ish better than him, or way, way worse than him!

    • @jenny_of_oldstones3523
      @jenny_of_oldstones3523 Год назад +2

      Seriously, when he calls apart.. OH MY GOD TOO BAD VICTOR DIDNT SURVIVE THE VECNA ATTACK HE HE WENT OUT A HERO THOUGH!!! Oh my God if they ever get out of this stuff Vax should MAKE HIM THE CHAMPION 😜😜😜😜😜😂

  • @phluphfy69
    @phluphfy69 2 года назад +409

    Taliesin: “I’ll try my dispel magic ability. It’s called BULLET. I shoot it until it doesn’t work anymore”
    CACKLING 😂

  • @HalfElfHalfling
    @HalfElfHalfling 7 лет назад +1862

    "Percy is a paranoid rich person. "
    I'm laughing so hard

    • @privpi
      @privpi 4 года назад +52

      Always trust the paranoid rich person

    • @JohnYoo39
      @JohnYoo39 4 года назад +15

      Trick question. All rich people are paranoid

    • @kaiserofkush
      @kaiserofkush 3 года назад +24

      @@JohnYoo39 if you're not rich enough to be paranoid about it you're not rich

    • @Darksnakemrniceguy
      @Darksnakemrniceguy 3 года назад +3

      @@privpi nah thanks...

    • @yoshiking6027
      @yoshiking6027 2 года назад +6

      Percy has way to many similarities to Batman

  • @DelayedAction1
    @DelayedAction1 8 лет назад +3980

    I'm 97% sure by this point that Ashley and Sam are actually gnomes.

    • @stella1996able
      @stella1996able 7 лет назад +92

      Sam's a pretty big gnome then, though xD

    • @mischa2643
      @mischa2643 7 лет назад +230

      Dobby98 but he's so smol next to his cup!

    • @alericlalonde4161
      @alericlalonde4161 7 лет назад +216

      Roll perception

    • @tigergamer998
      @tigergamer998 6 лет назад +10

      he is probably a gnome dwarf hybrid

    • @supercool1312
      @supercool1312 5 лет назад +16

      Dobby98 how tall is he? i just imagine him being really small irl

  • @thepointydoughnut5358
    @thepointydoughnut5358 2 года назад +289

    I love how all the actors just are their characters at this point.
    Scanlan asks Pike to marry him:
    Pike gets flustered
    Keyleth doesn't know what to do with herself
    Vex's jaw drops
    Vax facepalms
    Grog laughs
    And Percy is just utterly unimpressed.

  • @Ktbean
    @Ktbean 8 лет назад +633

    Seriously, every time Matt does a kid's voice for an NPC, I die inside. He murders me with the cute. When Matt characterises kids, I just want to curl up in a ball and cry because it's so heartwarming.
    ALL THE FEELS.

  • @spartanchief2
    @spartanchief2 8 лет назад +410

    It's great to see more roleplaying from Ashley, especially since she's often absent from the show. Really wish Pike could stay somewhat permanently.

  • @briandalke5946
    @briandalke5946 4 года назад +283

    "It's a thing I was working on but apparently someone else done it first so never mind!"
    "You were working-"
    "NEVER MIND!"
    :p

  • @theasinclaire52
    @theasinclaire52 8 лет назад +2006

    Liam and Laura should just adopt each other as brother and sister.

    • @stevenritter8719
      @stevenritter8719 8 лет назад +108

      They may already have indirectly

    • @theasinclaire52
      @theasinclaire52 8 лет назад +9

      Agreed!

    • @spiritomb108
      @spiritomb108 8 лет назад +260

      I mean, spend two years pretending to be brother and sister every 6 weeks, and then another year EVERY week.
      It becomes natural to just slip into it.

    • @aaronbest7688
      @aaronbest7688 7 лет назад +93

      I am pretty sure the whole group has indirectly adopted each other as Brothers and sisters.

    • @Evija3000
      @Evija3000 7 лет назад +65

      Aaron Best Except for when they're husband and wife or boyfriend and girlfriend :D

  • @oliviatankinganimation7732
    @oliviatankinganimation7732 2 года назад +197

    Matt is an explosion of adorableness as the kid when Pike gives him the doll.

    • @TimpanistMoth_AyKayEll
      @TimpanistMoth_AyKayEll 2 года назад +13

      Not that far off from actual Matt when he gets to open a set of minis someone sent him, tbh

  • @IM_ProphetSoup
    @IM_ProphetSoup 4 года назад +689

    For those interested in Scanlan's letter to Pike....
    Dearest Pike,
    My entire life, I've been half a man. Not in stature, nor confidence, nor certainly not in reputation, but you see, even though my heart has pumped blood for these 69 years, it has done so only as half a heart. The moment I first saw you was not a choir of angels singing, nor silly butterflies fluttering in my chest. No, the moment I met Pike Trickfoot the moment I met Pike Trickfoot was the tragic moment I realized that my heart, my soul, would be forever incomplete without you. For years, I've strived to mend to mend my incomplete heart. To join it with yours and find true bliss at your side. Though it may not have seemed so, everything I've done these past years has been to impress you, please you, protect you. I knew early on it was a futile effort, I'm not stupid. The entire world may be mad, but that doesn't nullify the laws of reality, one law being that you are, and will always be, too good for a poor penny-singer like Scanlan Shorthalt. But even though I would not win you, your love, I could never stop trying. Does the sun stop rising when the clouds blot it out? No. Like me, it knows its purpose. To illuminate the world so that mortals can witness such beauty as you.
    But now, as the sun sets on my life, I have discovered something new. I have a daughter whose heart beats my blood and whose life is my own. And she, unlike her father, can be good and right and one day worthy of your love, which is why, on my deathbed, I leave her to you. Don't you see? This whole time I thought I was chasing a lover, but instead, I have been chasing a mother for my child. You, Pike Trickfoot, are the savior to Kaylie that I could never be. Your wisdom and honor and goodness can give her the chance at redemption that I never had. Pike, take my daughter as your own, show her the light of Sarenrae. Guide her to be a kind-hearted gnome. Teach her to be everything her father was not. That way, in death, my heart will be complete. And it will beat inside Kaylie, by your side, like I always dreamed it would.
    With love and respect,
    Burt Reynolds, Esquire.

    • @LightningTime777
      @LightningTime777 4 года назад +47

      Aww... When was what was in the letter revealed?

    • @LightningTime777
      @LightningTime777 4 года назад +27

      If it has to do with the spoiler please don't say.

    • @IM_ProphetSoup
      @IM_ProphetSoup 4 года назад +104

      @@LightningTime777 It was not revealed until they finished the campaign of Vox Machina.

    • @LightningTime777
      @LightningTime777 4 года назад +4

      @@IM_ProphetSoup cool.

    • @fsm1137
      @fsm1137 4 года назад +42

      who's chopping onions?

  • @geminijoule5522
    @geminijoule5522 8 лет назад +543

    I love how much Liam picks on the group for when they say real world things in the game as their characters.

    • @shawngillogly6873
      @shawngillogly6873 5 лет назад +39

      Though to be honest, he's as guilty of real-world references as anyone.

    • @CT--hb7hs
      @CT--hb7hs 5 лет назад +3

      @@shawngillogly6873 True

    • @zacharygadzinski3147
      @zacharygadzinski3147 4 года назад +11

      That may be the case, but the 4th wall breaks add to the dynamic. Yet I haven't watched campaign 2 yet, but I 3xpect Tharzidun to be a major 4th breaker given his nature as a chaotic evil god.

    • @paulineisme
      @paulineisme 3 года назад +4

      I didn't get that reference but I agree with you ;)

  • @SGMayuriKurotsuchi
    @SGMayuriKurotsuchi 2 года назад +549

    Firstly, I love all the passive aggressive banter between Vax and Vex in this episode.
    Secondly, I feel a huge opportunity was missed while Percy was under the effects of the Slow spell. Someone really should've asked him to recite his full name at that time.

    • @TheNoonish
      @TheNoonish 2 года назад +54

      There was a huge missed opportunity for Ashley, as well. After Scanlon's out of nowhere proposal, she didn't say, "I walk away."

    • @wibkesworld3208
      @wibkesworld3208 2 года назад +1

      So true

    • @LootFragg
      @LootFragg Год назад +26

      Vox Machina: "Okay, I think that's all for today. I think we should rest."
      Percy: "... thhhheee... .... .... thhhhhiii--"
      Vox Machina: "Percy's almost done as well, perfect timing."
      Percy: "--iiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... d."

    • @jenny_of_oldstones3523
      @jenny_of_oldstones3523 Год назад +3

      I'm DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY ABS HURT MY VOCAL CORDS HURT!🤣🤣🤣2🤣🤣2🤣3 THAT WAS AN ORGASM OF LAUGHTER!!!!
      IM SORRY ...THE SLOW!!!!! OH SWEET PELOR KEEP HAVING A sinking feeling that there's going to be a mini shot....
      Thank you even if that was a year ago I hope you see the absolute joy it brought me. I have a vivid imagination and saw the entire thing and it was BRILLIANT!!!!!

    • @jenny_of_oldstones3523
      @jenny_of_oldstones3523 Год назад

      I'm DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY ABS HURT MY VOCAL CORDS HURT!🤣🤣🤣2🤣🤣2🤣3 THAT WAS AN ORGASM OF LAUGHTER!!!!
      IM SORRY ...THE SLOW!!!!! OH SWEET PELOR KEEP HAVING A sinking feeling that there's going to be a mini shot....
      Thank you even if that was a year ago I hope you see the absolute joy it brought me. I have a vivid imagination and saw the entire thing and it was BRILLIANT!!!!!
      You. Just got me at the right time. I really REALLY needed that laugh

  • @MonarchsFactory
    @MonarchsFactory 8 лет назад +1615

    Pike and Grog's interactions are too cute I can't TAKE IT!

    • @blackhawc39
      @blackhawc39 8 лет назад +123

      True. And now I want a scene where Grog picks up both Pike and Scanlan while they're running away and while they're hanging under his arms they just start an awkward conversation about their relationship.

    • @themiamiman1393
      @themiamiman1393 8 лет назад +130

      The way I see it grog and pike are basically brother and sister

    • @LunaBirbosa
      @LunaBirbosa 8 лет назад +31

      the way i see it grog and pike are like bastion and ganymede from Overwatch

    • @R4ggedyM4n
      @R4ggedyM4n 7 лет назад +71

      from a story standpoint they kinda are. Matt mentioned during the Briarwood Arc, when Pikes "Celestial Form" was introduced, that during childhood Grog carried Pike on his shoulders and knew how much she weighted. And many a times has there been "childhood friend" etc etc. so, there about as close as brother and sister one can get without being blood related (imo) and if it ever came down to it, imo, if they were forced to choose between VM or the other, im 99.8% certain they'd choose the other

    • @dark3rthanshadows
      @dark3rthanshadows 7 лет назад +6

      but grog and scanlan and Grog are the funniest

  • @shaunm2691
    @shaunm2691 8 лет назад +505

    I love that the "Forearms like Popeye." "Years of use." exchange registered with the guys INSTANTLY and you can see the realization spread through the ladies five seconds later.

    • @christopherarmstrong8255
      @christopherarmstrong8255 4 года назад +47

      I loved even more how Matt kept a completely straight face as everyone else progressively died laughing

    • @riccardoguidolin6085
      @riccardoguidolin6085 4 года назад +14

      3 years later... I am asking the timestamp for that

    • @MochaChicka
      @MochaChicka 4 года назад +15

      @@riccardoguidolin6085 2:17:04 to give you a bit of context. (The "it" they're referring to is trying to remove a sewer grate.)

    • @TheUCuber
      @TheUCuber 4 года назад +22

      @@riccardoguidolin6085 If you ever want a timestamp for a quote in the video, the "Keyword Search in RUclips Video" plug-in for Chrome let's you find anything if there are subtitles.
      If you click on the results, it takes you to the timestamp.

  • @SignoftheMagi
    @SignoftheMagi 5 лет назад +288

    Two things I took away from the infamous Scanlan/Pike scene.
    -While at this point Sam is a proved RPer, I barely had any notice how good Ashley was...until now. With her gone for work so much, she barely got the time to do anything or grow Pike. This however....holy shitballs on a bagel, she just owned this scene AND destroyed everyone else not named Matt. Talisen almost died there! The woman nearly murdered him! He looked like he was having a heart attack, he was laughing so hard.
    -Matt Godsdamned Mercer. How in the Nine Hells he was able to keep control of himself and manage the group so they don't talk or laugh too loud over that scene I will never know. I could see him getting redder by the second trying not to burst out laughing, but he kept his cool and warned the others to keep it down so we could hear every awkward sentence. It was more impressive than the 3,817 voices he has invented for characters.

  • @alexziemer3166
    @alexziemer3166 6 лет назад +353

    I love that Percy's comment about the trapped house is "I want to live here."

    • @Zombiewithabowtie
      @Zombiewithabowtie 2 года назад +13

      I know an elderly Orc lord in Jrusar that he'd get along with famously in that regard.

    • @Sesquedoodle
      @Sesquedoodle Год назад +2

      He'd be safe from, say, necromancers breaking in to slaughter his family.

  • @SirKata
    @SirKata 2 года назад +131

    I love that the underlying joke the *entire* episode is mocking the idea of "At dawn, we plan!" only to LITERALLY plan at dawn. Laura calling it out was amazing!

  • @ethanpeterson5640
    @ethanpeterson5640 4 года назад +689

    "I wanna be a monstah...!"
    Ashley is so adorable.

    • @rudewalrus5636
      @rudewalrus5636 4 года назад +42

      I'm glad when she skype's in from New York, but she's so much more fun when she's actually there.

  • @PrincessLelouch
    @PrincessLelouch 7 лет назад +288

    I love watching Matt's reaction during the Pike and Scanlan scene. I'm just so impressed by their improv and ability as actors. That they can make even the DM, who created the world, nearly cry with laughter is so incredible. Like, Matt has chuckled and laughed before at some good in-character moments (a lot of Scanlan stuff), but this was really special. Sam and Ashley are such a good comedy duo.

    • @jknotts777
      @jknotts777 7 лет назад +10

      PrincessLelouch damn, you just called Scanlan's proposal a joke! That's harsh.

  • @edaumaysol
    @edaumaysol 7 лет назад +2025

    "Maybe we should just sleep together and see what happens"
    I died

    • @mikeh2850
      @mikeh2850 6 лет назад +20

      mossy did they ever say what was in the letter? If so, anyone know what episode?

    • @Soy_Sauce_Supreme
      @Soy_Sauce_Supreme 6 лет назад +48

      MIKE Hanke just Google Scanlan's letter to Pike. Sam has a tweet with the text of the letter.

    • @jorelteotico
      @jorelteotico 6 лет назад +59

      It's in the season wrap up "Talks Machina", a Q&A with the cast. Sam reads the letter and it is damn good

    • @HenriqueErzinger
      @HenriqueErzinger 6 лет назад +58

      man.. I saw this comment before that part and I though "okay, that sounds like Scanlan, that's normal". How shocked I was when it finally came up hahaha

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 6 лет назад

      Dibs on @deva's stuff!!😁

  • @Taizen001
    @Taizen001 4 года назад +468

    Geez, Liam and Laura play off of each other as siblings so goddamn well. I could spend a whole episode listening to their bickering

  • @nicholasware446
    @nicholasware446 8 лет назад +404

    Matt's face when Scanlan proposed... Priceless.

  • @Kyshakk
    @Kyshakk 7 лет назад +348

    04:45 - Liam's Gift
    08:48 - Part 1 begins
    18:38 - vox machina deception
    28:40 - awww pike
    30:45 - "you do knock so strong"
    31:10 - the real reason pike fails stealth checks
    35:20 - Wilhand Trickfoot
    35:50 - reunion (it warms my heart to see how different Grog's herd was to the home he had with Wilhand and Pike)
    42:20 - these gnomes can handle anything
    44:20 - scanlans best wingman (49:25 - wilhand coming in strong)
    45:00 - AT DAWN, WE PLAN!
    49:09 - "He has a mansion"
    50:13 - Scanlan sings a song to create his mansion [base on Madness - Our House]
    50:50 - the question!!!!!
    54:27 - percy how could you say that
    1:08:30 - A Gift for Trinket
    1:11:00 - Twins Being Twins
    1:16:54 - "I am equally as scrawny!"
    1:41:49 - Windows 10 update
    1:45:40 - Awaken, Fassbender
    2:00:06 - End of part 1
    2:13:23 - Part 2 begins
    2:15:48 - rogues aren't rangers, Scanlan
    2:17:29 - Travis catches the joke
    2:24:37 - Scanlan and Vax
    2:25:00 - Scanlan is the ultimate rper.
    2:26:57 - Lauras Fassbender comment and Travis replies with "Alright, calm down woman"
    2:27:30 - Naming Things
    2:44:27 - Pike becomes a monstaaah.
    2:51:30 - "When shit goes down, we wait."
    2:52:55 - Scanlan's Opertune Moment???
    2:56:05 - Wilhand's Cooking
    3:01:36 - (You're welcome)
    3:02:00 - 3:07:00 Is the best Pike/Scanlan interaction ever. Talisen Jaffe's face throughout is just joy...
    3:03:38 - everybody outside of character must know what that letter says cause they are barely containing themselves. :)
    3:13:30 - Grog bear herd
    3:27:06 - only big men talk big big words and only fails in the battle fields.
    3:35:50 - Part 2 ends

  • @rainbowdash-eq9le
    @rainbowdash-eq9le 5 лет назад +272

    I love It when Matt does crazy old man voices. It warms my heart. Victor and Wilhelm are my favorite voices of his

  • @jekubfimbulwing5370
    @jekubfimbulwing5370 6 лет назад +373

    And with the aid of a small child, Vox Machina Defeats a door!

  • @ihave2cows
    @ihave2cows 8 лет назад +934

    Scanlan is honestly the most insightful and clever character remaining in the cast, and the player is probably the best of making full use of his character as well. He jokes a lot, but he really does deserve to be the leader.
    And that confession on killing the civilians- he's the first person to actually self reflect on his own actions

    • @WeskerSalazar
      @WeskerSalazar 8 лет назад +82

      Burt "Scanlan" Reynolds is the real MVP

    • @ArdanTheHalfDragon
      @ArdanTheHalfDragon 8 лет назад +126

      With Tibs gone, I think you're quite right. I think Grog would also be a really clever character if his intelligence wasn't so shit, considering how smart Travis seems to be.

    • @artemisruse436
      @artemisruse436 8 лет назад +78

      FoolishAnonymous I kind of want Grog to go down in battle, cause I really want Travis to play a smart character. When he gets the chance to play "battle smartened" grog its so fucking compelling

    • @incognito8227
      @incognito8227 7 лет назад +4

      Timestamp for the confession?

    • @Meruruish
      @Meruruish 7 лет назад

      :)

  • @Spectralyzed
    @Spectralyzed 4 года назад +340

    I L-O-V-E LOVE Willhand.
    Also, it's taken me multiple episodes to realize this, but... When Vex was dead, Vax said "Take me instead". He was saying as in "take my life instead", but the Raven Queen took it differently. She didn't take his life, but instead took _him_ as her champion.
    Basically, I knew all of this info already separately, but piecing them together gives a more impactful picture.

    • @fsm1137
      @fsm1137 4 года назад +10

      Ikr that the beginning of that was very cool to see.

    • @BryonYoungblood
      @BryonYoungblood 2 года назад +19

      Good observation there :) And it ties into how Vax wears the armor of the Raven Queen's champion as his Vestige of Divergence, as well as what else is to come for him, and also shows Matt's amazing skills as a DM and storybuilder!

  • @kevinshifflet2064
    @kevinshifflet2064 8 лет назад +663

    At dawn we we schedule a tentative session to get feedback for the best time to set a meeting to set a time table for discussions on the plan of attack

    • @tjking9969
      @tjking9969 8 лет назад +54

      of course leaving time for restroom breaks and a catered brunch

    • @leavy
      @leavy 6 лет назад +12

      Kevin Shifflet do you work at my last employer?

    • @StringQueen_
      @StringQueen_ 6 лет назад +29

      @@leavy Reminds me of when I was in the army. We'd have a briefing in the morning about the briefing we'd have in the afternoon, which was to brief us about what tomorrow's briefing would brief us on.

    • @baltsosser
      @baltsosser 6 лет назад +3

      I've been in planning meetings that went like that before.

    • @NopeJustPatrick
      @NopeJustPatrick 5 лет назад +6

      I request that we hold a meeting to decide upon the venue for a meeting whereupon we will decide whether the choice of meeting is indeed one which the majority agrees upon. At which time, depending on the outcome and the venue decided, we will either set a time to discuss results, or we will have lunch before doing setting the previously mentioned time to discuss results.

  • @lunahaleraven6011
    @lunahaleraven6011 8 лет назад +818

    Taleisin's face when Pike said "We should sleep together..." PRICELESS!!!

    • @MorganBondelid
      @MorganBondelid 5 лет назад +46

      and 03:04:08 - “Thank you for clarifying…?!?” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @longstreet0163
      @longstreet0163 4 года назад +41

      That whole exchange was absolutely brilliant. I watched three times each time watching a different group react. The other cast members reactions are often better than the main players !!

    • @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi
      @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi 4 года назад +17

      @@longstreet0163 and as soon as Matt shooshes they all fall silent immediately. They either love him or fear him. or both. Naaaah, they luv him :)

    • @aknee3042
      @aknee3042 4 года назад +1

      Jacob B Nah they definitely fear him

  • @eyesofmuffin
    @eyesofmuffin 4 года назад +288

    The subtitles are a life saver and greatly appreciated. Thank you to whichever person put their time into them.
    Nonetheless, I can't help but desperately want captions of the perfect quiet quips between percy and keyleth's side conversations. Underated and one of my favourite friend-ships.

  • @Zombiewithabowtie
    @Zombiewithabowtie 3 года назад +219

    1:12:11 Vox Machina: "If only there were a way to set a trap for this Dragon that we know will be arriving at one very specific location..."
    Matt: "You encounter a *GLYPH OF WARDING* as you try to descend the stairs."
    VM: "If only there were a way..."

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k 2 года назад +7

      They didn't know that was a glyph of warding, they can't make those, they don't have a wizard.

    • @Zombiewithabowtie
      @Zombiewithabowtie 2 года назад +6

      @@kjj26k Glyph of Warding is a Cleric spell also.

    • @sillyking1991
      @sillyking1991 Год назад +5

      @@Zombiewithabowtie in fact, i believe GoW is on all full caster spell lists...possibly even on some of the half casters lists

  • @JRCoker
    @JRCoker 2 года назад +596

    Percy: “I could try MY Dispel Magic spell”
    Scanlan: “What’s that?”
    Percy: “It’s a bullet. I shoot it until it doesn’t work anymore”
    I swear, Percy is so underrated

    • @TimpanistMoth_AyKayEll
      @TimpanistMoth_AyKayEll 2 года назад +16

      Oh, both Percy and Taliesin have a small but dedicated army of followers. (I am one of them)
      (this is also a particularly funny quote in light of a recent C3 event on which I will not elaborate!)

    • @kathosprime986
      @kathosprime986 Год назад +8

      Short & to the point, Percy speaks when it matters. One of my favorite characters. His main story starts at the very beginning, but he remains and is still consistently active throughout the entire campaign.

    • @gent_Carolina
      @gent_Carolina Год назад

      Timestamp pls?

    • @nommyyt
      @nommyyt Год назад +3

      How is Percy underrated when he’s one of the most popular characters in C1? On reddit posts about fave characters, it’s usually a toss-up between him, Grog, and Scanlan. On AO3, he’s the most popular C1 character (number of stories he’s tagged in). And he’s one-half of what is frequently cited as the best CR couple (Perc’ahlia).

  • @imkabochan
    @imkabochan 5 лет назад +310

    Oh god. I can't stop watching these.
    It's been almost a month since I started.
    I watch it at work, I watch it every morning while I have breakfast, I watch it before sleep, I watch it when I *should* sleep instead.
    And there are still freaking 3 years of catching up.
    It's awesome and anguishing to think the amount of episodes that only grows after every week.
    Goddamn, it even hurts my soul when I hear them talking about limited stuff.

    • @Aetheria60
      @Aetheria60 5 лет назад +3

      You're averaging about what I did when I was binging to catch up back in the day (75 eps in 3 weeks), while the show is only 4-5 eps a month at most, so you'll be caught up before you know it.
      If it makes you feel any better, those of us who are caught up are facing the drought of the holiday breaks fast approaching (Thanksgiving week in late November, followed by 3 weeks from mid-December to early January), while you'll most likely still have new material to watch.

    • @imkabochan
      @imkabochan 5 лет назад +3

      @@Aetheria60 hey thanks, now I kinda know how long until I catch up.
      I feel you, while it sucks to be watching stuff that's from 3 years ago, I'm also trying to enjoy it as much as I can, definitely not anxious to waiting for an episode after a cliffhanger, with holidays and all kinds of events to delay it.
      Can't wait until the next opening too tough

    • @theopkingdom3433
      @theopkingdom3433 4 года назад +4

      On average, I'm doing about 3 episodes a week. I hope I *never* catch up. I don't want to wait a week between episodes!

    • @imkabochan
      @imkabochan 4 года назад +6

      @@theopkingdom3433 oficially made it to 2nd campaign
      I'm dreading and loving the idea of watching the episodes live

    • @samanthaallen1087
      @samanthaallen1087 2 года назад +3

      I started my journey to catch up to campaign 3 a month ago and I feel the exact same way. I’ve watched nothing else for the last month. I listen to it while I get ready, while I’m at work, and while I rest at night. I’m sad it took me this long to find this wonderful show and community.

  • @someonessidechannel1485
    @someonessidechannel1485 5 лет назад +420

    Keyleth: "Step forward."
    Golem: goes to do that, naturally being intimidating
    Also Golem: immediately falls flat on its face
    Vex, while laughing: "He looked like a *moron* "

  • @0num4
    @0num4 4 года назад +1962

    Where's my COVID catch-up crew at?
    At this rate, I'll be current by the end of the year.

    • @thesaltycat9493
      @thesaltycat9493 4 года назад +31

      Hello! I somehow (due to Smosh) found Critical Role sometime this spring right as quarantine started, and I haven't been able to stop watching. I finally caught up to the latest episode of campaign two, so now I'm making my way through this one! Happy watching!

    • @athenearosa
      @athenearosa 4 года назад +14

      Ey! I literally was like covid is peak time to watch critical role now.

    • @TapdotWater
      @TapdotWater 4 года назад +10

      A month behind you, it seems.

    • @Shane-cg8pk
      @Shane-cg8pk 4 года назад +5

      @@TapdotWater six days behind you, what episode you at?

    • @TapdotWater
      @TapdotWater 4 года назад +3

      @@Shane-cg8pk Fifty eight! I was going to make it to sixty last night, but it was 5AM and I decided sleep might have been healthier

  • @solahaze8948
    @solahaze8948 5 лет назад +896

    "I want to say if we get 'railroaded', but I don't know what that is."
    The 4th wall trembles before the power of Vax'ildan.

    • @sepho3070
      @sepho3070 2 года назад +11

      and in campaign 3 they....
      ...kill the 4th wall. like literally. bloody mimics.

  • @sohaydos
    @sohaydos 7 лет назад +634

    I don't even wanna see them fight dragons anymore I just wanna see the twins be like detectives together and fight the whole time

    • @MulberryDays
      @MulberryDays 7 лет назад +34

      ItzAction - Am now picturing Vox Machina as Discworld's Night Watch. 😂

    • @Zombiewithabowtie
      @Zombiewithabowtie 3 года назад +12

      Well, they'd be good, but they're Nott the Best Detective Agency.

    • @xadielplasencia3674
      @xadielplasencia3674 3 года назад +1

      @@Zombiewithabowtie You drive a hard bargain, but Imma ask. Why not both?

    • @canniloni
      @canniloni 2 года назад

      well now you have kith & kin 😌

  • @Elysia447
    @Elysia447 5 лет назад +484

    ashley johnson is a gift and i treasure every episode we have with her

    • @canniloni
      @canniloni 2 года назад +11

      same. when she's not there i look through the episodes to see when she comes back 🥲

    • @joshuacraig6447
      @joshuacraig6447 Год назад +1

      I love her.

    • @uli11
      @uli11 Год назад +4

      She is the literal embodiment of a warm hug.

  • @joseph5343
    @joseph5343 5 лет назад +460

    I love how outraged the party got when the other tribe announces they're abandoning the fight that Vox Machina themselves agreed they would also abandon, to the point where Vox Machina just kind of gives up on their plan to run. It's like Zanror and Ivon set the whole thing up to guilt them into staying. :-)

    • @Sideway8
      @Sideway8 4 года назад +46

      I think the plan was to run if they couldn't convince Zanror to delay the attack and give them a little more time to plan something, which they managed to do.

    • @abrilvonbunny6205
      @abrilvonbunny6205 2 года назад +36

      Its like Matt is fucking with their heads... jeez... that was amazing

    • @ajerqureshi6411
      @ajerqureshi6411 2 года назад +9

      Vox Machina’s plan was mainly to delay the attack and be better prepared for it, not straight up abandon it.

    • @jakeand9020
      @jakeand9020 2 года назад +15

      Brilliant example of railroading without usurping player agency.

    • @BigMikeMcBastard
      @BigMikeMcBastard 2 года назад +25

      @@ajerqureshi6411 No, the party's plan was to abandon the Herd. Worse than that, it was to make the Herd think they'd help, not show up, and hope the Herd gets wiped out. A really low, underhanded move. Thus Grog's earlier "before you feel bad, these people are murderers, child killers, and rapists -- the worst of the lot." It was honestly kind of amazing how suddenly the party were the cowardly traitors, and this NPC Herd were the ones risking their lives to take down a dragon.

  • @cussundriakneal9904
    @cussundriakneal9904 5 лет назад +249

    Okay, that Scanlan and Pike interaction was amazing, and not even for the belly full of laughs it gave me. It really felt like it was PIKE and SCANLAN talking, not Sam snd Ashley. And it makes it better that Scanlan was being 100% real and honest during that conversation, from babbling incoherently, to flustered embarrassment, to confused hair pulling, that was probably the best little segment in the entire episode. But man, poor Scanlan. Pike really put the poir Gnome on a rollercoaster there. X,D

  • @Veloziraptor111
    @Veloziraptor111 8 лет назад +739

    The banter between the members of Vox Machina is just superbly amusing this episode. Particularly the twins steal the spotlight, so natural, you'd think Liam and Laura are actually brother and sister. Loving the RP.

    • @BillyBobJoeJonson
      @BillyBobJoeJonson 8 лет назад +26

      +Veloziraptor111 when i was still new to this series i thought they were

    • @JoriDiculous
      @JoriDiculous 8 лет назад +9

      +BillyBobJoeJonson They are. Remember there are no Liam and Laura when they roleplay :P

    • @dakotalbers
      @dakotalbers 8 лет назад +42

      When you rp a campaign for so long it becomes very real. I bet even out of game they feel somewhat like brother and sister. The connections that can me made through dnd are beautiful

    • @Kikoberserk
      @Kikoberserk 7 лет назад +2

      Yeah it was awesome until Taliesin started being a jackass and metagaming. He has aways been annoying but this episode was the worst damn.

    • @nicklikethesoup
      @nicklikethesoup 7 лет назад +19

      Kikoberserk He actually says, they can hear the twins bickering downstairs and that's why he communicates.

  • @queenofbabble24
    @queenofbabble24 3 года назад +262

    For someone who doesn't like romance for his characters, Travis gets very invested in other people's ships and it's the very cutest thing.

    • @carlycchapman
      @carlycchapman Год назад +11

      Well, spoilers,
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      that changes in Campaign 2

    • @tlesser-aase7394
      @tlesser-aase7394 Год назад +2

      ​@@carlycchapmanThat's hilarious and adorable. I've only witnessed it in one clip and trying to save the rest for when I'm actually on campaign 2. Looking forward to it!

    • @sparky-5005
      @sparky-5005 Год назад +2

      @@tlesser-aase7394 I come from campaign 2 and I hope you love it as much as I did :D

  • @ladyalfhildrforestofvioletmist
    @ladyalfhildrforestofvioletmist 7 лет назад +397

    Matt: FWOOOOSH! You guys watch as a jet of flame jettisons out from the staircase...
    Percy: I want to live here.
    Keyleth: Who *is* this guy?
    Percy: I don't know, but I suddenly like him.
    Keyleth: You scare me...
    I love them both so much :) And I know it's weird but I _do_ think Percy and Keyleth would make an adorable couple.

    • @ladyalfhildrforestofvioletmist
      @ladyalfhildrforestofvioletmist 7 лет назад +97

      Percy: I could try my dispel magic spell. It's called a bullet. I'm going to shoot it until it doesn't work anymore.

    • @ladyalfhildrforestofvioletmist
      @ladyalfhildrforestofvioletmist 7 лет назад +101

      Percy: Double-check the bedroom for safes or things behind paintings or maybe something--
      Vex: I'm sorry, who's talking, who is this?
      Percy: It's the voice of reason coming from downstairs.
      Vax: Is it though? Is it really?
      Percy: I know, I'm just as depressed that it is as you are!

    • @Dragonspirit223
      @Dragonspirit223 4 года назад +24

      It is specifically for this reason that Percy's my favorite character

    • @rudewalrus5636
      @rudewalrus5636 4 года назад +30

      Taliesin and Marisha always seem to have a good chemistry at the table

    • @neodontknow1353
      @neodontknow1353 2 года назад +11

      Literally, they have more chemistry than her and Vax but I adore Percy with Vex

  • @GetGermanized
    @GetGermanized 8 лет назад +835

    "You probably just feel that way because we could all die - For sure, for sure!" The most romantic scene I have ever witnessed xD :D

  • @tinnytintinnabulation
    @tinnytintinnabulation 4 года назад +407

    It's hilarious that they entirely forgot the Hunk of Quall in Quall's actual house.

    • @dougmoore6612
      @dougmoore6612 2 года назад +65

      I loved that Sam was sitting there saying, “Don’t we have a way to detect magical items?”, looking at Marisha, clearly remembering the Hunk of Quall, and absolutely refusing to say anything more. He was definitely enjoying watching the struggle!

  • @barryshropshire5142
    @barryshropshire5142 8 лет назад +242

    Ashley's hair legitimately makes me happy every time I see it.

    • @defkoncity
      @defkoncity 5 лет назад +20

      I'm in love with Laura's bangs here.

  • @UnhallowedEssence
    @UnhallowedEssence 5 лет назад +185

    I love Scanlan and Vax's interactions, they happen rarely but are honestly kind of the heart of the series

    • @tiril6681
      @tiril6681 2 года назад +11

      Liam and Sam are besties and it shows so strong in campaign 2. Really miss that in 1 and 3, but moments like these are a treasure for that reason ❤️

    • @wilsonkeeler5977
      @wilsonkeeler5977 Год назад +2

      SPOILERS
      If you listen to what Scanlan says to Vax when they're in the swewer and you knows how it all ends its so heartbreaking

  • @simsamsammie
    @simsamsammie 4 года назад +390

    Vex's bickering casting away Vax's angst is everything I needed

    • @pagenein
      @pagenein 4 года назад +49

      I know right he can’t be too emo around his sister, she knows him too well.
      Idk if Liam consciously plays him differently when he’s just interacting with Vex, or if it just comes naturally without second thought, but it’s so wholesome either way

  • @JohnvanCapel
    @JohnvanCapel 8 лет назад +74

    Roleplay wise this was probably the best episode so far. Even with no combat, D&D can still be a lot of fun, as this episode demonstrated.

  • @strixx_-4483
    @strixx_-4483 3 года назад +71

    Liam’s reaction whenever Matt does the “cork noise” makes me so happy.

  • @sirswampdonkey3199
    @sirswampdonkey3199 4 года назад +371

    Anything happens
    Pike: “yeah!”
    My heart: 😩😩

  • @gregfahlgren7501
    @gregfahlgren7501 Год назад +187

    Just noticed that Vex has started calling Keyleth Kiki. Really nice character detail as Vex accepts Keyleth and Vax's budding relationship.

    • @uli11
      @uli11 Год назад

      They don't have a budding relationship (at this point in the story). Its on hold- Vax leaving kinda put their relationship on ice (notice how Keyleth all but ignores Vax now).
      It'll obviously reignite (as we heard from liam saying Vax is falling more for her because of those guys she murdered with lava).

  • @micheldespres2846
    @micheldespres2846 8 лет назад +145

    3:01:20 The Scanlan and Pike conversation that nearly killed me XD That and Taliesin build-up reaction from wide eyes to small chuckle to complete destruction of body and soul.

    • @an1m8r
      @an1m8r 8 лет назад +9

      +Michel Després Percy. KO'd.

  • @splatninja9447
    @splatninja9447 5 лет назад +317

    Keke: "step foward"
    Me: aren't his legs tied together?
    Not disappointed

  • @LordGreenshake
    @LordGreenshake 7 лет назад +151

    "It was something I was working on but apparently someone else beat me to it, so NEVERMIND!!!" Oh Percy, the hipster inventor.

    • @theq86
      @theq86 2 года назад

      My favorite scene this episode. So upset he wasn't the first to think of it.

  • @raediant3307
    @raediant3307 8 лет назад +318

    I'm crying at Pike & Scanlan's conversation omg
    I almost laughed so hard I threw up jfc
    just
    "Thank you for clarifying???" I DIED.

  • @Frantasia
    @Frantasia 5 лет назад +1141

    It feels so weird to hear Matt say they're some nerdy ass VA playing D&D without Travis shouting "We play Dungeons and Dragooons"

    • @Aloysius_OHare
      @Aloysius_OHare 4 года назад +14

      Fran Frantasia i am waiting for it to come back

    • @KyloRenNStimpy
      @KyloRenNStimpy 4 года назад +17

      I shout it everytime, so that helps!

    • @skullsquad900
      @skullsquad900 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @SPACEHARICE
      @SPACEHARICE 4 года назад +16

      funny thing Is that he didn't actually start saying to like ep40 of campaign 2

    • @fernatticus5134
      @fernatticus5134 4 года назад +2

      you have to do it yourself

  • @WelbyIsYourGod
    @WelbyIsYourGod 7 лет назад +150

    I love how Laura has to giggle when Liam says "I'm coming" around 3 hours in haha

  • @SalemArc
    @SalemArc 6 лет назад +231

    That moment when the party full realizes that the bard... the BARD... is the de facto arcane authority.

    • @spshouppe
      @spshouppe 3 года назад +15

      I desperately wish Mary McGlynn's Zahra could stay with them, they sorely need a true spellcaster

    • @Direwolf181
      @Direwolf181 3 года назад +5

      @@spshouppe aren't bards true spell casters?

    • @kitten-inside
      @kitten-inside 3 года назад +10

      @@Direwolf181 Yes, in the eyes of the bards, most certainly.

    • @Reepicheep-1
      @Reepicheep-1 2 года назад +13

      Lore Bard. Scan actually went to college for all these arcane shenanigans.

    • @sorrynotsorry8224
      @sorrynotsorry8224 2 года назад +6

      Yeah, losing Tiberius from the party really gave them a solid weak spot, but it just makes situations more entertaining most of the time.

  • @hellogoodbye1748
    @hellogoodbye1748 4 года назад +164

    Matt fuckin hands them a small army of barbarians, gives them the complete and total element of surprise, and they’re still like “nah, this isn’t the best opportunity we’ll have to kill one of the dragons. Let’s wait till later when it’s just the 7 of us and we happen to be yet slightly stronger than we currently are. That’ll totally go better!!”

    • @2g33ksgamingttv3
      @2g33ksgamingttv3 2 года назад +13

      Especially since they are now going back on their word since last episode they told the herd they would fight with them...

    • @PhobosDDeimos
      @PhobosDDeimos 2 года назад +10

      Lsucu a poor decision. Scanlan was so right. Not only an army but a giant robot also! Such a great opportunity...

    • @The.Stranger451
      @The.Stranger451 2 года назад +9

      YES thank you! Not only that but 1 scene earlier Matt introduces the little old gnome having 2 full barrels of pure potato moonshine they could use as a bomb to soften it up, they could carve the earth to make a trench to surprise the dragon and were even given a golem to soak damage and they still plan on leaving.
      They were given SO much to make a killer plan.

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 2 года назад +19

      I know, it's impossibly frustrating. They're talking about abandoning the city to a DRAGON and not taking advantage of the _best. possible. conditions._ to fight a dragon in.
      A dragon they have to fight anyway.
      Why Liam in particular was so adamant they don't deal with the threat right away when they had the high ground is too bizarre for me to comprehend.

    • @laurayn9703
      @laurayn9703 Год назад +12

      @@Lucifronz Matt did spend a lot of effort into making these dragons really terrifying. It does make sense for them to be afraid in character, even if they have the best possible chances at this moment.

  • @RPG_Angie
    @RPG_Angie 8 лет назад +198

    I have so much love for this show it's insane. It's 3+ hours of entertainment a week and I still can't get enough. Fucking love it.

    • @nintendogamer2419
      @nintendogamer2419 8 лет назад +3

      Me too and it works great as a podcast too if your at work and want the hours to go down or at school.

    • @RPG_Angie
      @RPG_Angie 8 лет назад +23

      Johnny Five No way, I love watching their reactions way too much XD For me, half of the fun is watching them react to Matt's narration and other people's roleplaying. For example, I love how much Travis loves Sam's improv songs.

    • @nintendogamer2419
      @nintendogamer2419 8 лет назад +4

      AnkokuEvangeline
      That's cool I am just saying that is what I do.

  • @Evija3000
    @Evija3000 7 лет назад +571

    Grog should seriously have a higher intimidation bonus. For a huge, well armed goliath (who comes up with some great lines) he fails way too often.

    • @randomlygeneratedname
      @randomlygeneratedname 6 лет назад +32

      That's because intimidating requires charisma

    • @django3422
      @django3422 6 лет назад +165

      Some people house-rule Intimidation as being either Charisma OR Strength based on how the attempt is being made. Honestly surprised that Mercer didn't use that.

    • @kriddius
      @kriddius 6 лет назад +13

      Shadowrun is a tabletop RPG that allows either of those stats, as there are different ways to intimidate either through words or presence. I use either in my home game too for when the muscles of the team want to use them to get a point across

    • @tomoyaokazaki7010
      @tomoyaokazaki7010 5 лет назад +43

      Django Cribbs in the phb, there is a section that says that DM’s have the discretion to mix and match ability scores. One of the examples is strength intimidation checks. Another example given is a constitution athletics check.

    • @steveno3141
      @steveno3141 5 лет назад +28

      Hulk no charisma high strength, intimidation out the ass

  • @LeoBCon
    @LeoBCon 4 года назад +115

    I just love how done Pike looks in the intro after Scanlan's crotch lightning

  • @jackkurtz2091
    @jackkurtz2091 6 лет назад +118

    18:26
    I have the strange mental image of Grog saying "We're under new management now" and Scanlan just going "Yeah someone came down from corporate"

  • @saint_sam
    @saint_sam 7 лет назад +171

    That was the single best most horribly handled trainwreck of a conversation between Pike and Scanlan i have ever heard in my entire life, i watched it like 300 times, not kidding, holy shit

  • @caseybaker7935
    @caseybaker7935 3 года назад +35

    I really appreciate the fact that they had to manually figure out how to control the golem. It's kinda refreshing to see that when most times attuning to an object will just tell you most of how it works, which is far from immersive

  • @coranbaker6401
    @coranbaker6401 8 лет назад +484

    That guy's never going to get his Golem back is he?

    • @TheKazragore
      @TheKazragore 7 лет назад +109

      Almost certainly not. Though technically he never requested the golem.

    • @jiggityjack8113
      @jiggityjack8113 5 лет назад +4

      I doubt it

    • @MorganBondelid
      @MorganBondelid 5 лет назад +6

      @J B keep watching for Doty…

    • @Reblwitoutacause
      @Reblwitoutacause 5 лет назад +24

      I’m on my first watch through, and my guess? They end up using the golem until it breaks, then return the circlet after

    • @dennisdecamp6337
      @dennisdecamp6337 3 года назад

      @@Reblwitoutacause that's my guess too, that it gets broken in the dragon fight

  • @TheWordN3rd
    @TheWordN3rd Год назад +150

    Matt: "I'm not here!"
    Taliesin: "Pike, I've got good news, he says he's not here."
    God tier improv there. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ScorchHellfire
    @ScorchHellfire 4 года назад +82

    3:01:05 lol! I love Laura's reaction when she realizes that he's basically had Vax mirror Vex's blue feathers. xD

  • @tomacalin86
    @tomacalin86 6 лет назад +82

    Liam and Laura are pure genius together, Grog and Pike are pure cuteness. And the absolute best in this episode was how Pike and Scanlan played off of each other. Their confused relationship is too damn cute.

    • @richiewitcher4456
      @richiewitcher4456 Год назад

      With Pike and Scanlan, I think it has something to do with the fact that their players are boyfriend and girlfriend in real life. I think they want to bring that aspect to the game, but roleplaywise it wouldn't make sense with the type of characters they have.

    • @HannahBanina
      @HannahBanina Год назад +6

      @@richiewitcher4456 ​ Sam was (and still is) already married to someone else and had had at least one child with his wife at this point. I don’t know what Ashley’s relationship status was at the time, but they were definitely not together irl (you can very clearly see Sam’s wedding ring throughout the series). Sam just had Scanlan latch onto Pike as the only other gnome in the group, Ashley played into it for comedy’s sake, and then Kaylie happened and forced Sam to start taking his character more seriously, and that included his feelings for/relationship with Pike.
      Sam and Ashley play off each other so well because they’re good friends and have been playing these characters for years. Pike and Scanlan are adorable because their relationship roleplay-wise was a fairly reasonable slow burn (for a given value of “slow” on Scanlan’s end at any rate), it involved a lot of individual personal growth for both of them, and also the inherent cuteness of them both being gnomes. I personally think it ended up making plenty sense.
      If you want real examples of actor relationships being brought to the table, look no further than Campaign 2, with Sam’s and Liam’s characters having a very close platonic relationship from the get-go and Laura’s character having such an interest in Travis (her irl husband)’s character.

    • @richiewitcher4456
      @richiewitcher4456 Год назад +3

      @@HannahBanina Oops. My apologies. I could have swore someone said somewhere that they were a couple IRL and I picked up on that. Sorry about that!

    • @HannahBanina
      @HannahBanina Год назад +2

      @@richiewitcher4456 Not a problem! No need to apologize. In total fairness, these guys (all of them) do tend to go so hard into the character roleplay that it can be difficult to tell the difference sometimes. Ashley’s reaction to Scanlan’s letter back in Episode 50 really says it all, but other party relationships end up acted out so convincingly it’s easy to forget that, for example, Laura and Liam aren’t actually siblings and Ashley and Travis aren’t lifelong grew-up-together best buddies, because their respective roleplays of Vex and Vax’s twinship and Pike and Grog’s friendship are just so _natural._ I love watching these guys 😁

  • @Liamon96
    @Liamon96 8 лет назад +552

    I swear to god, Scanlan's letter better be released when the series finishes, I want to know what he said

    • @lenisemicolon
      @lenisemicolon 8 лет назад +65

      I'm not curious at all because all it could possibly say is that he's in love with Pike and to take care of his daughter lol. Maybe to tell his tale after he's gone as well.

    • @freelookmode9837
      @freelookmode9837 7 лет назад +109

      teenage spaceland all it could possibly say? it could ask Pike not to ressurect him if he is killed. it could say that he's left something secret for her or about a billion other interesting things. Pikes reaction when reading the letter make it seem there's more than just words of Love in there. There's also something shocking

    • @Aidscapade71
      @Aidscapade71 6 лет назад +9

      You can read the entire thing now.

    • @AkihitoTysko
      @AkihitoTysko 6 лет назад +3

      Tyler Solomon where ;-;

    • @Aidscapade71
      @Aidscapade71 6 лет назад +9

      @@AkihitoTysko talks machina campaign wrap up.

  • @jvwriter9028
    @jvwriter9028 4 года назад +81

    I love how Grog checks his weapons now.

    • @urixl
      @urixl Год назад

      The silent type. I love that.

  • @caseygray2328
    @caseygray2328 5 лет назад +134

    i love how Scan brings the wrong twin, and just everybody having all those unique interactions is always fun to watch. Also what happened to the Westrunn branch of The Clasp?

    • @johncameron1935
      @johncameron1935 3 года назад +11

      That's a good question. Wonder whether or not The Clasp would have had connections with the Herd...

  • @CorwinC73
    @CorwinC73 7 лет назад +93

    For a split second, I thought they were going to be defeated by Pike's home door... while she had the keys in her kit. :P