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  • Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024
  • Stand up comedian, Yumi Nagashima, talks about what's like to be an "Independent woman."

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  • @ihkeseteeietos5722
    @ihkeseteeietos5722 5 лет назад +3308

    She’s so polite yet she has dark humor. I love it.

    • @dandee6604
      @dandee6604 4 года назад +16

      @Jesus Christ no but she might be just irritated with the fetish thirsty ones. Also she specified that in Vancouver specifically there are creepy men that just so happen to be white and the majority for the area. Chill, not racist just a repeat occurrence that she noticed. To be fair she also talked about creepy guys who are Japanese living in Japan, which is the majority of the population there.

    • @dandee6604
      @dandee6604 4 года назад +1

      @Andrew Sully my statement was only specifying fetish thirty individuals. That is all.

    • @Kenzabukuro
      @Kenzabukuro 4 года назад +2

      @@dandee6604 How about the accent she puts on for her on-stage character? Is that racist?

    • @dandee6604
      @dandee6604 4 года назад +2

      @@Kenzabukuro shes Asian doing an Asian accent. Lots of non Asian comedians do accents. What about it?

    • @Kenzabukuro
      @Kenzabukuro 4 года назад +1

      @@dandee6604 The question was whether or not you think it's racist for her to put on that accent. It's just a yes/no, no need to reply back with a question. Yes or no?

  • @JVIPER88
    @JVIPER88 5 лет назад +6761

    The wall joke was solid. Everyone thought they knew where that joke was going, but they were wrong.

    • @whatshisface1390
      @whatshisface1390 5 лет назад +624

      JVIPER88 thought she was gonna take me out for tacos..

    • @deymargonzalez6466
      @deymargonzalez6466 5 лет назад +120

      They hit a wall

    • @karbiguy9972
      @karbiguy9972 5 лет назад +75

      I thought tacos as well

    • @karbiguy9972
      @karbiguy9972 5 лет назад +83

      False Feathers people like you are lame

    • @itze_
      @itze_ 5 лет назад +22

      Yeah brick solid

  • @bobbyc1120
    @bobbyc1120 5 лет назад +3674

    "I am full of fire and ambition. I am becoming the man I always wanted to marry."
    Well I didn't see that coming lol.

    • @jojo1a
      @jojo1a 4 года назад +25

      That's either really sad or highly psycotheriputic, is that a good thing?

    • @thomastallis8819
      @thomastallis8819 4 года назад +32

      it was obvious that she was going to say that if you had half a brain. She's everything she complains about in the negative male stereotype; her stage affectation exhibits the female version.
      And as every good child has learned -- but forgotten by many adults, two wrongs don't make a right.
      Of course not all people are like that, but her humor is based on stereotypes, but she is totally not balanced in exposing the foibles of both (all?) sexes.

    • @MegaSandyvagina
      @MegaSandyvagina 4 года назад +8

      Fuck it might as well pretend you're a good man, because you sure as fuck aren't a decent woman, Lord knows there are NONE of those left on this planet

    • @-HolySpiritDove-
      @-HolySpiritDove- 4 года назад +8

      Yumi, you leave home because you wanted to do things differently.
      Now you want to marry that type of man.
      It’s not too late to go back home & reconcile with your mom.
      Mother might be happy that you’re back safe & together again.
      (Parable of the Prodigal Son) 🐥👼🌿❤🌻💫

    • @azza-in_this_day_and_age
      @azza-in_this_day_and_age 4 года назад +14

      top ten anime plot reversals
      i love how the people didnt even register the 3rd degree burns they just received! thats icing on an masterfully baked cake, which she could bake anytime my kitchen is always open to her 😍

  • @anima099
    @anima099 4 года назад +2792

    She's perfected the art of innocence comedy.

    • @Shawn-cv1lr
      @Shawn-cv1lr 4 года назад +2

      First comment

    • @ElderCM
      @ElderCM 4 года назад +6

      @Lynette Scribner thats the point, pal. She just looks it.

    • @scriblestingray5713
      @scriblestingray5713 4 года назад

      Lynette Scribner hmmmmmm what

    • @gogopossum
      @gogopossum 4 года назад +1

      Lol, this thread.

    • @anima099
      @anima099 4 года назад +6

      Someone's not into comedy bars.

  • @josesamp
    @josesamp 4 года назад +301

    When you are Hello Kitty from outside and Rambo from inside.

    • @anushejq310
      @anushejq310 4 года назад +5

      I've got one foot in the darkness and the other in a hello kitty roller skate

    • @aliray1165
      @aliray1165 4 года назад

      Nah it’s all shit mate

    • @beeeeee2684
      @beeeeee2684 4 года назад +3

      More like Deadpool version Pikachu 🤣

    • @porzto
      @porzto 3 года назад +3

      Not Rambo. Freddie Krueger.

    • @gr8dvd
      @gr8dvd Месяц назад

      Yea, curse words never delivered in such a gentile manner.

  • @caydenblue
    @caydenblue 5 лет назад +999

    The internet: “Women aren’t funny”
    Yumi: “Fuck that shit”

    • @shivamgadekar8643
      @shivamgadekar8643 3 года назад +8

      In India there are many women who do standup and are funny

    • @darrenjones2933
      @darrenjones2933 3 года назад +5

      White women comedians aren't funny because they can't push boundaries. They usually just go straight to disgusting. Yumi can get away with a lot. Chappelle, Chris Rock, Mencia.....all were able to push boundaries and all are hilarious.

    • @bigs3291
      @bigs3291 3 года назад +10

      @@darrenjones2933 that’s not really true a lot of white women are funny it’s just that the popular ones give them a bad name

    • @virtualnatureone
      @virtualnatureone 3 года назад +1

      @@darrenjones2933 you're right and not at the same time. I agree most of them just talk about their sexuality too much and it's gross. But some actually pretty funny.

    • @rjun152
      @rjun152 3 года назад +1

      @@bigs3291 name some

  • @wiretrap1035
    @wiretrap1035 5 лет назад +1303

    If one was to read her act on paper, it would not work. Her live timing and carefully-placed sarcasm make the bit successful. She is a force to be reckoned with.

    • @thinkingaloud7925
      @thinkingaloud7925 5 лет назад +24

      It's the Japanese accent

    • @biggawinnacrapsa3870
      @biggawinnacrapsa3870 4 года назад +3

      @Jesus Christ - Yes, and if you take all the words out of a dictionary, you have a note pad.

    • @BipoIarbear
      @BipoIarbear 4 года назад +6

      Any comedian wrote down without context is horrible, imagine jim Jeffries joke "as rapes go being raped by bill cosby wouldnt be the worst would it"
      They did a news article in australia an ruined a tour

    • @BipoIarbear
      @BipoIarbear 4 года назад +7

      @Carl Glennerster made me laugh u didn't

    • @BipoIarbear
      @BipoIarbear 4 года назад +6

      @Carl Glennerster i do not mind that anoligy at all

  • @allidoiscry4119
    @allidoiscry4119 5 лет назад +5155

    This almost sounds like a TED talk but it's stand up comedy

    • @youarecorrectiamwrongbecau1338
      @youarecorrectiamwrongbecau1338 5 лет назад +2

      Ya man

    • @Pingalu2
      @Pingalu2 5 лет назад +23

      The part before she tells the first punchline really does sound like a TED talk hahaha

    • @learningenglishpath8148
      @learningenglishpath8148 4 года назад +17

      You mean some TED talks sound like they picked up some tricks from stand up comedy.

    • @wailandkarisma4279
      @wailandkarisma4279 4 года назад

      Lmao

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 4 года назад

      ...except in TED talks they don't say "fuck" as much ... and are les sarcastic, actually mean some of their statements...(as opposed to pretty much the opposite)...and do a little less racist name-calling while making you laugh at it.

  • @humanbeing1429
    @humanbeing1429 4 года назад +1088

    There's this one person laughing like a hyena making this show much funnier

    • @ridleymcnamara2273
      @ridleymcnamara2273 4 года назад +15

      Hahaha I noticed that too. Great crowd! And I keep hearing the hyenas from Lion King 😂

    • @ilysm.6642
      @ilysm.6642 4 года назад +4

      Axone Sukhamaas
      Me in the corner: aHahahHhhaheHehEhheEe

    • @dude99844
      @dude99844 3 года назад +1

      Omg you cant unhear it once you hear it hahaha

  • @owbahraniya500
    @owbahraniya500 5 лет назад +1244

    That guy in the front, always looking at his wife to make sure she is laughing 😂😂😂

    • @esejsnake1503
      @esejsnake1503 4 года назад +6

      Hah :-D

    • @arinanamjin2622
      @arinanamjin2622 4 года назад +52

      @Jesus Christ it’s called not being abusive because his wife is a human not a sex doll. also change your name, I smell your evilness from a mile away

    • @YukiGibson
      @YukiGibson 4 года назад +10

      @Jesus Christ Beta and Alpha shit has been disprove lotta of times

    • @The-Azure-Knight
      @The-Azure-Knight 4 года назад +3

      @Jesus Christ bro change your profile name if you don't want to go to hell.

    • @videlonlyfans8495
      @videlonlyfans8495 4 года назад +1

      Arina nam Jin Where did that come from? Are you good?

  • @kobinsadvance
    @kobinsadvance 5 лет назад +3621

    *Comedians speaks the truth.*
    *Media tells the joke.*

    • @joey22306
      @joey22306 5 лет назад +11

      Well said

    • @Ascendedninja6
      @Ascendedninja6 5 лет назад +15

      Welcome to Earth.

    • @alicelu5691
      @alicelu5691 5 лет назад +3

      yeap, very true example of funny failed experiment...

    • @theonlyjuancortez187
      @theonlyjuancortez187 5 лет назад +6

      Kobin Kago well u can spell comedian without media lol🙅🏾‍♂️🙅🏾‍♂️🤔🤯😱🤭😭😂🤣🙅🏾‍♂️🙅🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🙅🏾‍♀️😐😑🤯

    • @JamesZeroSix
      @JamesZeroSix 5 лет назад +16

      I'm 14 and this is deep.

  • @ThatLaloBoy
    @ThatLaloBoy 5 лет назад +3878

    "Hola! Do you want me to help you pay for the wall?"
    Me, a Mexican guy: "Usually, no. But for you, yes!"

    • @JM-fo1te
      @JM-fo1te 5 лет назад +18

      I'd turn her out in Tijuana 🤑

    • @idkwhoiam351
      @idkwhoiam351 4 года назад +20

      can anyone explain the joke "cocaine in whistler?"

    • @jackd2083
      @jackd2083 4 года назад +13

      pacarnya sebong
      Whistler is a ski resort in British Columbia

    • @jesusvazquez5047
      @jesusvazquez5047 4 года назад +13

      @@jackd2083 can you explain the wall joke I was going through the comments and saw a bunch of Mexicans saying they like the joke, that shit went over my head or something cuz I don't get the joke, what does a wall have to do with sushi in her scenario, was it an insult towards Mexicans or something?

    • @jackd2083
      @jackd2083 4 года назад +11

      Jesus Vazquez
      She was comparing meeting a Japanese person and asking them if they wanted to go get sushi with meeting a Mexican person and asking if they wanted help building the wall. It’s a bit of a stretch but only supposed to make the audience laugh. Kind of a weak joke but she is pretty funny.

  • @asianthor
    @asianthor 5 лет назад +2470

    She's super cute, adorable, savage, and kills. She is a ninja comedian.

    • @maddiesiegmund5623
      @maddiesiegmund5623 5 лет назад +177

      asianthor ninja? that’s like 75% racist

    • @asianthor
      @asianthor 5 лет назад +17

      @@maddiesiegmund5623 if it's coming from a non Asian, yes, it would be, but I'm Korean/Chinese

    • @snehparab4265
      @snehparab4265 5 лет назад +4

      @@maddiesiegmund5623 came here to say that!

    • @delgado8
      @delgado8 4 года назад +2

      She is a Japanese samurai

    • @shadowclone3783
      @shadowclone3783 4 года назад +2

      @Rusty Shackleford you sound stupid and a KKK member trying to recruit

  • @sebastianlodge7549
    @sebastianlodge7549 4 года назад +503

    As an Australian I can say that is a loss for our whole nation.

    • @ffrebello
      @ffrebello 4 года назад +20

      I was like what joke she can possibly make for Australian men lol she is genius

    • @brisbanerugby
      @brisbanerugby 4 года назад +12

      Yeah, do Aussies do cocaine in Whistler? Is that a thing for Aussies?

    • @utubenagarjuna9
      @utubenagarjuna9 4 года назад +6

      I thought only in India people complain that their feelings were hurt bcoz of dialogues in comedy shows.

    • @stefjonesee6180
      @stefjonesee6180 4 года назад +3

      @@brisbanerugby I wasn't aware it was a thing.

    • @barrymanning6554
      @barrymanning6554 4 года назад +1

      As a Australian I telling you I would growl her sushi.

  • @bluemoondiadochi
    @bluemoondiadochi 4 года назад +604

    Girl: do you want me to pay for the wall?
    me (if i was the mexican): so kind, but no need, i'm already over it.

    • @JustSomeone553
      @JustSomeone553 4 года назад +6

      😆😆😆

    • @gauravkulkarni6120
      @gauravkulkarni6120 4 года назад +2

      😆😆😆😆

    • @thelivinglipid5025
      @thelivinglipid5025 4 года назад

      I kinda don't get this joke, what context am i missing? I wanna understand it plss.

    • @garethbaus5471
      @garethbaus5471 4 года назад +3

      @@thelivinglipid5025 a politician in the US made a campaign promise to build a massive wall on the Mexican border and somehow tricking the Mexican government into paying for the project. Based on other comments said politician made many people infer that the idea behind such a massive project was probably motivated by a desire to keep the US racially pure.

    • @lnopia
      @lnopia 4 года назад +4

      @@thelivinglipid5025 The wall is supposed to stop illegal immigrants from sneaking in, he is saying there is no need to pay for the wall because he is already over it (alrdy crossed the border)

  • @subhasisrocks
    @subhasisrocks 5 лет назад +2536

    For some reasons youtube really wanted me to see this.

    • @vaishnavishingne3729
      @vaishnavishingne3729 5 лет назад +19

      I know! is it an agenda?!

    • @TonyBenoy
      @TonyBenoy 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah

    • @robinsinghchauhan1834
      @robinsinghchauhan1834 5 лет назад +2

      For real I have been getting this for the last few months now,I mean her other videos pop up all the time and today I finally gave in

    • @lancelotray
      @lancelotray 5 лет назад +7

      hahahha that algorithm tho..

    • @hibinmohamed5474
      @hibinmohamed5474 5 лет назад +16

      Omfg I thought I was the only one who thought that... It kept popping up... Liberal ideology pushers

  • @ylx4219
    @ylx4219 5 лет назад +1120

    Fxxk that sh** is like the most powerful three word phrase in the world

    • @stephenskinner7207
      @stephenskinner7207 5 лет назад +24

      Not really. Curse words have become so overused and saturated in English that they've essentially lost all their meaning. Instead they just make you sound childish and angry these days.

    • @geenee3053
      @geenee3053 5 лет назад +6

      @@stephenskinner7207 Still fucking cathartic

    • @deez6584
      @deez6584 5 лет назад

      Konichiwa, daisuki onee-chan

    • @eniofenio1465
      @eniofenio1465 5 лет назад

      "Pierdolę to" is more powerful xd

    • @Pariperi
      @Pariperi 5 лет назад +8

      Especially when _she_ says that.That line was all about timing and delivery and she did it impeccably 👌

  • @adivasi8277
    @adivasi8277 5 лет назад +1491

    How can u be so nice and Savage at the same time

    • @pyroxldasmellgood6196
      @pyroxldasmellgood6196 5 лет назад +9

      I couldn't agree you with more. Shes deep poetic and got potential to be greater. U go girl.

    • @m.alifmumtaz7804
      @m.alifmumtaz7804 5 лет назад +8

      Cuz she is asian 🤣

    • @nikkoallen6637
      @nikkoallen6637 5 лет назад +4

      @@m.alifmumtaz7804 its true, my mom is asian.

    • @stephenskinner7207
      @stephenskinner7207 5 лет назад +6

      Eh, I'm not really seeing the "nice" part, unless it's the calm tone of voice. It's mostly sarcastic and cynical.

    • @stillthepillar684
      @stillthepillar684 5 лет назад +2

      @@stephenskinner7207 Same. Literally nothing nice or special about her. Just another stup!d b!tch moving towards what's popular. Hardly original or brave.

  • @thisisntallowed9560
    @thisisntallowed9560 4 года назад +73

    ''I am becoming the man I always wanted to marry'' I use that to motivate myself sometimes, seriously.
    ...For men it's ''Become the man you would want your daughter to marry'', that's how I know I do all of this for nothing

    • @Yarblocosifilitico
      @Yarblocosifilitico 4 года назад +5

      are you sure about that second one? sounds a bit fucked up hahaha. Maybe 'become the man your son would want to become'

    • @tromboner6061
      @tromboner6061 3 года назад +1

      @@Yarblocosifilitico He didn't say or mean anything wrong
      You percieved it wrongly

    • @gr8dvd
      @gr8dvd Месяц назад +1

      @@Yarblocosifilitico or… "'Become the TYPE OF man…" for your daughter. (I know you were joking.)

  • @dorjiwangchuk5453
    @dorjiwangchuk5453 2 года назад +23

    Her dark humour in contrast to her polite and innocent composition is her main draw. Love that.

  • @anasbouayad6826
    @anasbouayad6826 5 лет назад +2383

    Very nice delivery. The writing of the jokes is also on point, like when she said "mexican", in my mind I thought she was going to make a joke about tacos, but that was so unexpected that I laughed out loud. Very cool stuff!

    • @leftyjones9792
      @leftyjones9792 5 лет назад +17

      You are very easily amused....

    • @paulzammataro7185
      @paulzammataro7185 5 лет назад +27

      And thought she was going to say something about 🌮 s also...

    • @radsimp5710
      @radsimp5710 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @ABBAOPAXO
      @ABBAOPAXO 5 лет назад +10

      So unexpected, cuz we mexicans don't pay Coppel, how the fuck would we pay for a stupid wall? the US is so broke they can't even pay for their own shit?

    • @chrisparker8539
      @chrisparker8539 5 лет назад +5

      You just described how jokes work.

  • @mikan1998ful
    @mikan1998ful 5 лет назад +1785

    "Ola! Do you want me to help you pay for the wall?" 😂😂😂

    • @gingerluigiwithnomoustache7411
      @gingerluigiwithnomoustache7411 5 лет назад +58

      AwesoMESS hola bro, hola

    • @electron7659
      @electron7659 5 лет назад +8

      The thing is that Mexicans are not paying for the wall. They are building it. 🤔

    • @mikan1998ful
      @mikan1998ful 5 лет назад +4

      @@electron7659 The Mexicans pay for the wall, American company will build it.

    • @electron7659
      @electron7659 5 лет назад +5

      @@mikan1998ful Wrong answer buddy. Most Mexicans don't have the money to build the wall. So common sense says they can't pay for it.
      They are actually the ones who are out there, all day, from dusk to dawn, with their own hard labor, building the damn thing.

    • @umerali2349
      @umerali2349 5 лет назад

      I thought she said war +_+

  • @kirstenematthews
    @kirstenematthews 5 лет назад +707

    “Ladies & gentlemen, I’m becoming the man I always wanted to marry.”
    🙌🏻 goals

    • @EriPages
      @EriPages 5 лет назад +37

      No, that isnt goals because you then won't find a man who'd want to be with you longterm let alone for marriage
      Feminists are brainwashing women into becoming semi-men.
      We Men want feminine women, not feminists.

    • @marialacambra9715
      @marialacambra9715 5 лет назад +74

      @@EriPages "If you become independent then you won't be attractive for men who don't actually want an equal, but a cute and dainty little thing that they can take care of so they can feel strong and manly". OH NO, THE HORROR.

    • @wildforfreedom6614
      @wildforfreedom6614 5 лет назад +45

      EriPages basically if you want to be an independent woman and be ambitious then you are just a woman trying to be a man cause being independent and ambitious is a right reserved for men .
      We women don’t want to marry shitholes like you . We want real men not idiots .
      Go fuck yourself

    • @JKTProductionzIncNCo
      @JKTProductionzIncNCo 5 лет назад +28

      @@marialacambra9715 That person never even typed that. You literally just projected your insecurities on their post. What the fudge?

    • @JKTProductionzIncNCo
      @JKTProductionzIncNCo 5 лет назад +13

      @@wildforfreedom6614 Seriously what is wrong with people. Idk if you lack reading comprehension or do you read into things that aren't even there b/c of confusion and bitterness. Tbf it seems like they hit it where it hurts you the most. I wonder why?
      Also you do not speak for all women. Only one. Yourself. How do you define a "real man"? Seems extremely arbitrary. And I'm pretty sure it doesn't mean the same thing across different places all over the world.
      Yeah maybe you should take your own advice and go "fuck yourself" instead? Does it make you feel like a "big girl" using swear words online?
      Getting upset over a harmless comment. People these days seriously need to take anger management classes.
      I hope you figure out the source of your bitterness in your life. But whatever. Peace out.

  • @ejaylala1
    @ejaylala1 4 года назад +33

    I love the way she sets up the jokes. You never see the punchline coming until she delivers it

  • @sibtainali1033
    @sibtainali1033 4 года назад +136

    "ola"
    "Want me to pay for the wall?"
    Dead😂

  • @lelemsays
    @lelemsays 5 лет назад +175

    "I am becoming the man I always wanted to marry" Can relate!

    • @skiphaskell706
      @skiphaskell706 4 года назад

      @Bobby Brown Black hahaha ouch

    • @e.a.1548
      @e.a.1548 4 года назад +4

      Lmao with the comments under here, you go girl, me too I'm starting to feel that way 😂

  • @alexhiguera8753
    @alexhiguera8753 5 лет назад +149

    im mexican (born and raised) and you killed me with that mexican line!! i expected something about food, but not that!!

    • @allidoiscry4119
      @allidoiscry4119 5 лет назад +1

      As a Finnish woman I know almost nothing about Mexico lol

    • @praveenranakoti9843
      @praveenranakoti9843 5 лет назад

      i dont understand that joke

    • @jamesrather7170
      @jamesrather7170 5 лет назад +5

      @@praveenranakoti9843 Because Trump promised that Mexico would pay to build the wall on the border with the U.S.

    • @Wise__guy
      @Wise__guy 4 года назад

      Me too.

    • @RJCHOICE
      @RJCHOICE 3 года назад

      @@jamesrather7170
      yeah that's funny from all angles. points out how racist and arrogant and gullible trump supporters are. some even believe it actually happened. Not joking. a trump supporter told me that there's actually more than a thousand miles of new wall and medico paid for it.
      I asked him if he ever heard of the concept of fact checking shit he read on Facebook. He had no idea how to do it.

  • @6v6s43
    @6v6s43 4 года назад +43

    I just love how she's so calm and collected the whole time

    • @asyraf3647
      @asyraf3647 4 года назад +2

      Then goes "fuck that shit"

  • @nevertellmethaoddz8581
    @nevertellmethaoddz8581 4 года назад +234

    This made me Google "cocaine in Whistler" cos I didn't get the joke. I'm very glad I Googled "cocaine in Whistler" cos now I get the joke.

  • @MJAY-N7129
    @MJAY-N7129 4 года назад +5

    Her performance and deliverance is impeccable. She is so creative and witty with her remarks. It's so refreshing!!!

  • @Prisoner-24601
    @Prisoner-24601 5 лет назад +570

    I'm become a man that I always want to marry.
    XD

    • @kingwong1088
      @kingwong1088 5 лет назад +5

      This joke is so underated xD

  • @stephenrochester6309
    @stephenrochester6309 5 лет назад +448

    White dudes in Vancouver wouldn’t walk up and say “konnichiwa” because they would think you are Chinese.
    Other than that... everything else on point

    • @mocromo2010
      @mocromo2010 5 лет назад +38

      you think they would know the difference lmao

    • @Nexez
      @Nexez 4 года назад +9

      Konnichiwa is Japanese

    • @savageshot3723
      @savageshot3723 4 года назад +3

      Would black dudes in Vancouver know she wasnt?

    • @savageshot3723
      @savageshot3723 4 года назад +16

      @Huncho Hendrix Lmfao you have been watching too much porn my dude

    • @savageshot3723
      @savageshot3723 4 года назад +15

      @Huncho Hendrix Nobody talks like that in real life my guy which leads me to believe you watch too much porn because you brought that up lol

  • @AccordGTR
    @AccordGTR 5 лет назад +749

    i have been watching her videos and her routine and jokes are always the same. but i still laugh because of her sweet looks and dirty mouth 😄

    • @ptbot3294
      @ptbot3294 5 лет назад +13

      Spoke my mind. Shes cute hotness.

    • @Kyle-se4uw
      @Kyle-se4uw 5 лет назад +60

      That’s literally what a routine is

    • @edpho4779
      @edpho4779 5 лет назад +8

      Same reason all man watch her, she cashes on that really good though.

    • @blognewb
      @blognewb 5 лет назад +50

      All the dumb ass millennials like you need to know what stand-up is and how they seem to be "the same" to your freeloading ass just watching it on youtube when it's a goddamn show with a different audience every night who paid to see her.

    • @highvoltage47
      @highvoltage47 5 лет назад +10

      creepy white man alert

  • @gabbylon2077
    @gabbylon2077 4 года назад +26

    "Ladies and gentlemen I am becoming the man I have always wanted to marry "-yumi 👏👏👏😂😂 best quote of 2017

  • @JodiGilar
    @JodiGilar 4 года назад +28

    Damn, her punchlines come outta nowhere, basically like a ninja..🤣

  • @lockejawe4050
    @lockejawe4050 5 лет назад +103

    I just realized that her last name is a hybrid of the nuked cities...

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 4 года назад +21

      She has a joke about it. 😋

    • @rjun152
      @rjun152 3 года назад

      @@janeeyre1990 title of the video?

  • @sylvesterbestertester1013
    @sylvesterbestertester1013 5 лет назад +23

    Great delivery makes her hysterical.
    Quite easy on the eyes too.

  • @tomalajr
    @tomalajr 5 лет назад +74

    Finally a female comic who's routine isn't all about her vagina, boyfriend, and/or sexual experiences. Amazing. Very good set!

    • @pockyhawk
      @pockyhawk 5 лет назад +6

      tomalajr careful your misogyny is showing.
      Maria Bamford, Ali Wong, Nicole byer, Aparna nancherla, Hannah Gadsby, the list goes on. there are so many female comics with original and diverse routines

    • @nestorgonzalez6078
      @nestorgonzalez6078 5 лет назад +6

      No political bullshit, just plain jokes
      Good

    • @JM-fo1te
      @JM-fo1te 5 лет назад +5

      She literally mentioned who she wouldn't fuck lol

    • @wilsonsanabia4259
      @wilsonsanabia4259 5 лет назад +6

      @@pockyhawk Hanna Gadsby? You mean the woman that hate everything that makes reference to the masculine? Am I to assume then that, not only you think that's funny, but also the other names in that list are the same? My god, modern "comedians" are a parody of themselves.

    • @katherines6322
      @katherines6322 4 года назад

      @Arthur Monty she's making fun of the cultural differences, if not just straight 100% "I don't need a man", it's more like"I don't need Japan's way of needing man".

  • @gopikagopan3113
    @gopikagopan3113 4 года назад +20

    "I am becoming the man I always wanted to marry!"
    🤣

  • @043_kirtibarnwal3
    @043_kirtibarnwal3 5 лет назад +29

    You are "75%" sarcastic🤣🤣❤

    • @richart58
      @richart58 5 лет назад +1

      'Giving you dry humps on a crowded train'

  • @marvelousmrsnunya
    @marvelousmrsnunya 5 лет назад +388

    Oh no, I'm starting to crush on her real bad...!!!! 😭😭😭😍😍😍

  • @indielistener-xh6qq
    @indielistener-xh6qq 4 года назад +55

    Yasssss, when is her Netflix special coming out???🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽❤️❤️❤️

    • @TheWolverine1984
      @TheWolverine1984 4 года назад +3

      Probably soon because Netflix is super woke.

    • @trauko1388
      @trauko1388 4 года назад

      @@TheWolverine1984 Found the trumptard! 🤣

  • @TheSansoboy
    @TheSansoboy 5 лет назад +15

    Shes so pretty, I couldn’t move my eyes away from her face

    • @vkrgfan
      @vkrgfan 4 года назад

      Wildforfreedom 🤣

  • @lilsaam
    @lilsaam 4 года назад +15

    I gotta admit I don't like a lot of female comedians, but this girl is GENUIS, her humour is so dark and original and her comedic timing is perfect !!! She deserves more recognition

  • @stanislavplazilski
    @stanislavplazilski 5 лет назад +53

    If i ever have a daughter ,i want her to hve her attitude in life...

    • @othergeorgea
      @othergeorgea 4 года назад +10

      Jesus Christ watch out we got a badass over here

    • @som0919
      @som0919 4 года назад +3

      @Jesus Christ damn.. Why so negative? Why can't you appreciate them wanting to be independent.. Be a little positive. She is not doing any harm to you.

    • @GGGGGG-xd8ru
      @GGGGGG-xd8ru 4 года назад +3

      @Jesus Christ A feminist has a successful career, wakes up one day, and realizes that she wasn't hoodwinked by men and men's bullshit.

    • @strawhatmucci7086
      @strawhatmucci7086 4 года назад

      Then get falsely accused and in prison.

  • @JD-tv9dc
    @JD-tv9dc 5 лет назад +127

    "I have become the man I always wanted to marry." 😂

  • @chadsmith8966
    @chadsmith8966 5 лет назад +118

    Folks, I believe we've found the next Betty White.

    • @corysamoila
      @corysamoila 5 лет назад +1

      I'd sleep with Betty too

    • @lucasfranke3326
      @lucasfranke3326 5 лет назад +19

      Betty Asian

    • @b-radg916
      @b-radg916 5 лет назад

      I hope she likes Snickers.

    • @naliburg
      @naliburg 5 лет назад +2

      Lucas Franke this comment is underrated

    • @ilysm.6642
      @ilysm.6642 4 года назад

      Lucas Franke
      *_W H E E Z E_*

  • @investorjeong
    @investorjeong 4 года назад +11

    As another Asian, just feels amazing how u fought the stereotypes
    Hilarious jokes based on solid truth

  • @jessicawilcox935
    @jessicawilcox935 5 лет назад +39

    "I am becoming the man I always wanted to marry" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @wildforfreedom6614
    @wildforfreedom6614 5 лет назад +10

    I can feel it , a storm of insecure men are about to attack the comments and tell us how bad feminism is . 😂

    • @powbobs
      @powbobs 4 года назад

      Wildforfreedom
      Too true. INCELs and MGTOWs everywhere.

  • @nagarajaraogangodu5184
    @nagarajaraogangodu5184 5 лет назад +12

    If Yumi thought me my courses. I would ace it all. you are smart, funny and witty. Yet you command the audience very naturally. Kudos to your hardwork and research that went behind it. :))

  • @kanwalhr1781
    @kanwalhr1781 5 лет назад +34

    You nailed it girl .... Mexican one....🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lifematch
    @lifematch 4 года назад +39

    Her leg game is on point.

    • @80cardcolumn
      @80cardcolumn 3 года назад

      Too bad the redhead in front is blocking the view.

    • @aswinaugustine5308
      @aswinaugustine5308 3 года назад

      @@80cardcolumn yeah , fuck that shit .

  • @scroobledooble6257
    @scroobledooble6257 4 года назад +1

    The delivery on these is great! It’s just so blunt, and with her innocent sounding voice, the dark humour is just that much funnier

  • @Fyrecide
    @Fyrecide 5 лет назад +19

    She's hilarious... and an absolute smoke show. How does that even happen?!

    • @henryphilippeaux3566
      @henryphilippeaux3566 4 года назад

      @wearealltubes what are your standards? Just for reference

    • @The_Eastbound_Hyena
      @The_Eastbound_Hyena 4 года назад +2

      @wearealltubes you're gonna sir there and tell me she is NOT hot? Get the fuck over yourself.

    • @The_Eastbound_Hyena
      @The_Eastbound_Hyena 4 года назад

      @Bill Laswell @Bill Laswell pbbbttt... a "4". Yeah I know your kind bro. That "10" you're looking for (particularly the one that'll actually fuck you) doesn't exist. A Plain Jane you don't even notice is 4-5 by default, so unless you score LEGITIMATE ugly chicks in the negative you're arguing just for the sake of it.

  • @jarjeguzman5676
    @jarjeguzman5676 5 лет назад +204

    Its funny to hear japanese dropping the f word

    • @abstragento0087
      @abstragento0087 5 лет назад +3

      Its Like Natalie Portmann Rap...

    • @Gamenetreviews
      @Gamenetreviews 5 лет назад +6

      Makes me sad what our culture did to her.

    • @Tiandesta
      @Tiandesta 5 лет назад +6

      Its not funny when your kind starts dropping the bombs

    • @MythicalYub
      @MythicalYub 5 лет назад +1

      It seems like she dropped the f *bomb* if u know what I mean

  • @BCAB1992
    @BCAB1992 5 лет назад +13

    My head nearly cracked open from that first joke.

  • @waterlegend72
    @waterlegend72 5 лет назад +20

    This has been in my recommended for like 2 weeks now...Now I know why RUclips wanted me to watch this so much...it's pretty good xD

  • @Annibals
    @Annibals 4 года назад +5

    How you can look so innocent and be so savage at the same time

  • @mosamaster
    @mosamaster 4 года назад +11

    She is "One Punch-dialogue woman"

  • @zharmzz1435
    @zharmzz1435 5 лет назад +8

    I really love her style😂 She's so funny

  • @juanmanuelpenaloza9264
    @juanmanuelpenaloza9264 4 года назад +8

    Yumi: "Hola..."
    Me: "Hola..."
    Yumi: "Do you want me to help you pay for the wall?"
    Me:...

  • @dickymartinus1753
    @dickymartinus1753 4 года назад +3

    RUclips recommendation brought me here. She is so sweet and funny.

  • @jroden06
    @jroden06 5 лет назад +2

    She needs a special on a big platform - this is brilliant work!

  • @OtherMike5000
    @OtherMike5000 2 года назад +1

    Genius. Totally underrated. Genius.

  • @Liaoxo
    @Liaoxo 5 лет назад +17

    *"I am becoming the man i always wanted to marry"* omlllll

    • @lay-2356
      @lay-2356 4 года назад +1

      @Jesus Christ why r sooo pressed about this shit _jesus christ_

    • @JasonPhillip303
      @JasonPhillip303 4 года назад

      @Jesus Christ let them live thier lives...let us wait till "where are all the good men gone" "why guys dont take me on dates anymore" "men.should man up" lol...idk y guys hurt thier heads about women pussy is flooding the markets...just use your head listen MGTOW CONTENT dont marry and cohabitat....unless u want to lose your house...kids...pay child support alimony all at the sametime....

    • @powbobs
      @powbobs 4 года назад

      Keish Williams
      Oh Jesus. A f’ken pathetic MGTOW has appeared.

    • @GGGGGG-xd8ru
      @GGGGGG-xd8ru 4 года назад

      @Jesus Christ fuck off already, your reply with your toxic shit on every comment.

  • @jno4159
    @jno4159 4 года назад +8

    I like to keep the ladies on their toes. My offers are usually 50% racist, could go either way.

  • @kammiikaze6887
    @kammiikaze6887 5 лет назад +21

    🖕🏻😂 that Australian joke though , gutted ! Haha

    • @davidjd123
      @davidjd123 5 лет назад

      Kammii Kaze that and the one about the Japanese dry humping on the train lmao. She might be big in writing

  • @TheNakedWombat
    @TheNakedWombat 3 года назад +2

    Great humour. I had to look up cocaine in Whistler because as an Australian, I had no idea what that line was about but yeah, now I do. Hilarious.

  • @DefinitiveMedia22
    @DefinitiveMedia22 3 года назад +1

    She's beautiful, with a sense of humour, and smart, Can't wait until she has her own special, she deserves it 👌🏼.

  • @tukaichoudhury6165
    @tukaichoudhury6165 4 года назад +14

    *Face of an Angel humor of a Devil 😂*

  • @Patrick0900
    @Patrick0900 5 лет назад +18

    Smart, funny, and beautiful. What an awesome combination.👍

  • @katnye1938
    @katnye1938 5 лет назад +104

    COCAINE IN WHISTLER OMG TOO REAL 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MrPmvail
      @MrPmvail 5 лет назад +1

      Kat Nye i didn’t get it.

    • @justinzhang6883
      @justinzhang6883 5 лет назад

      can someone explain this gig

    • @pinkipromise
      @pinkipromise 5 лет назад +8

      @@MrPmvail many australia like to do cocain in whistler a town in canada that belongs to australia

    • @themanagement69
      @themanagement69 4 года назад

      Aussie’s like to do drugs anywhere they go!

  • @razony
    @razony 4 года назад +16

    "Creepy White guys..." That's pretty much the entire Pacific Northwest!

    • @savageshot3723
      @savageshot3723 4 года назад +4

      Is this racism...? Its hard to tell when its about white people

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 4 года назад

      razony, you really need some time out of teh Pac Northwest . the creepy is strictly amateur level there ..

    • @razony
      @razony 4 года назад

      @@jv-lk7bc Between the Meth heads, Psychopath serial killers and geeky pent up geeks... Ya, your right!

    • @savageshot3723
      @savageshot3723 4 года назад

      @@razony What do you think of white guys compared to black guys?

    • @savageshot3723
      @savageshot3723 4 года назад

      @@michaelcoyle9237 If white people say what?

  • @EventingInSeattle
    @EventingInSeattle Год назад

    What a cutie! Great delivery! Would love to see her act in person! 👍👏

  • @effendyrianto3045
    @effendyrianto3045 5 лет назад +4

    インドネシアからなんですが、今日本に留学しています。
    これを見たら、日本の女子のイメージが一瞬に変わりました。
    めちゃ面白い。なんでも喋られる。
    今度、我がずっとこのスタンドアップコメディを拝見します。
    頑張れ!

  • @dagashithellama
    @dagashithellama 5 лет назад +26

    Thank you for your beautiful, perfect delivery, Yumi.

  • @Avinakayjoon
    @Avinakayjoon 5 лет назад +23

    "I'm becoming the man I always wanted to marry"

  • @いしけんチャンネル-l8c
    @いしけんチャンネル-l8c 5 лет назад +5

    As a Japanese guy in BC. Whistler part had me dead😂😂😂

  • @stewartm.8987
    @stewartm.8987 3 года назад

    Thank you for the great laughs and smiles.
    Makes me miss Hokkaido more.
    Best wishes for lifelong success!

  • @TWHISPERER
    @TWHISPERER 4 года назад +9

    This Vietnamese man is in love with this Japanese girl. Oh Man.

  • @RishabhSawant
    @RishabhSawant 5 лет назад +4

    She is uniquely funny and extremely gorgeous. I’m in love with her 😍

  • @coquifrogs5873
    @coquifrogs5873 4 года назад +9

    Every comment here is basically "omgomg she's beautiful, she's savage, she's gorgeous" ....some people double down on the simping. Her comedy isn't bad, but the humor and set up is pretty easy. Stop making her out to be the greatest thing since sliced bread.

    • @batorsagandszerelem4474
      @batorsagandszerelem4474 4 года назад +1

      Killjoy much, dude? People are just complimenting and giving positive feedback because they enjoyed the show, ain't nothing wrong with that. You're talking like a catty, jealous, teenage girl who always want to be the center of attention and gets salty when other pretty girls get praised 😂

    • @coquifrogs5873
      @coquifrogs5873 4 года назад +1

      @@batorsagandszerelem4474 Not at all, I'm expressing my opinion the way everyone else is allowed to. Her humor and set up is easy, compared to a lot of other comedians I watch. Be they famous or underground. Moreover looks in general have fuck all to do with being funny unless you're maybe trying out a self deprecating joke, which she is not. Thus everyone down here in the comments rubbing one out to her, well, yeah, I'm telling them to grow a pair.
      If you're mad that I'm being a killjoy cause I'm admiring her comedy with a few grains of salt, then ignore me. Nobody forced you to reply lol.

  • @ernestwegner4960
    @ernestwegner4960 3 года назад +1

    She's Outstanding!!!

  • @geetakapoor9820
    @geetakapoor9820 4 года назад +3

    "Dry humps in crowded trains" 😂😂

  • @CookingMisadventures-yt5rt
    @CookingMisadventures-yt5rt 4 года назад +4

    The audience laughs for everything

  • @fishingfreak2754
    @fishingfreak2754 5 лет назад +18

    God she is beautiful 😍

  • @unrealsparda
    @unrealsparda 5 лет назад +12

    That deadpan delivery is on point!

  • @massvt3821
    @massvt3821 4 года назад +2

    Her comedic timing is incredible.

  • @ralphlauren3356
    @ralphlauren3356 5 лет назад +1

    Omfg!!! Soooo adorable!! Priceless delivery!!

  • @smv8102
    @smv8102 5 лет назад +10

    My earphones fell off at the end, that was hilarious!

  • @FESSDUP
    @FESSDUP 5 лет назад +14

    Now i feel bad for Japanese man

  • @constablebentonfraser5014
    @constablebentonfraser5014 5 лет назад +14

    I love you.
    Best female stand up. Ever.
    Breath of fresh air on todays world.

  • @brontiq
    @brontiq 2 года назад +1

    The most hilarious thing about her is the contrast between her fragile soft spoken presence and her dark sarcastic humour. Love it

  • @djkurtstudio
    @djkurtstudio 4 года назад +1

    She's so beautiful!

  • @BrutusMaximusAurelius
    @BrutusMaximusAurelius 5 лет назад +14

    She's like a robot. A weirdly attractive robot. But still great jokes.

  • @jhaz3333
    @jhaz3333 5 лет назад +6

    THAT HEAD TILT THO I LOVE HER

  • @biffbifford402
    @biffbifford402 5 лет назад +6

    She’s just doing Andy Kaufman’s Latakia Gravis character.

  • @kamleshkakasuratvala7641
    @kamleshkakasuratvala7641 3 года назад +1

    Forget about youtube. This lady's whole life is running on 0.75x

  • @bizzaredayz
    @bizzaredayz 4 года назад

    never seen anyone so graciously sarcastic