Florida is stuck in the 80s | Yumi Nagashima
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- Опубликовано: 23 май 2019
- Florida, we need to talk.
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"Stop calling me ' oriental woman' and start calling me a Japanese goddess " 😂😂I died
Not goddess...goddessssssssssss
ROFL xDD
Japppoooonessss Godessssssssss
Ana Sofía Pérez Ríos wasn’t funny at all. She’s not pretty enough to be called a goddess
Depending on what she does, man and maybe even women would call her that
For someone so soft spoken, i wasn't expecting her to be so savage. 😂
Her face, though, says "savage af". Whole reason I clicked on the video.
The soft speaking is a part of the act!
Here she said "screw that", but normaly she says "F**k that s**t".
Yea. A savage yet lovely garden of delight.😊😀
She's like my girlfriend lol
"Do you want me to help you pay for the wall?" gets me every time.
What do you mean, "every time"? There's no way you could possibly sit through this more than once.
@KenFolan
For me, that joke was an out-of-the-park bases-loaded homerun!
KenFolan I was not expecting that. 😂
😂
@@andygreen002 lol wasn't the dude insinuating that she's not funny? Gotta say I disagree with the dude though.
lol she has this very strange calm and polite style of delivering her jokes but it makes it all the more funny
I have been to Japan 3 times, in 3 different areas. I told a friend when I came back how polite the Japanese people are. His take? Sometimes people are polite to be sarcastic. Tho I often think he was referring to himself.
When I was in Japan I could always tell when there were other Americans nearby, they were so loud and rowdy. Even drunk, a Japanese man is quietly subdued/somewhat controlled.
@@howardkerr8174 3:00 what did she said
Andy Kaufman.
*Roasting Canadians in front of Canadians that's so savage*
Yumi Nagashima
Sorry to ruin your joke and take it too seriously but...that’s what the a roast is. Kinda like 🥂 🍞. 🥩
Nah, Canadians are nice. Roasting East Asians in front of them would take some real balls.
@@johncloois7565 3:00 what did she said
“I listened to her very carefully and said... ‘screw that.’”
That made me laugh for longer than I’m ever going to admit
Still laughing in 2023! 😂😂😂
"Maybe you want to go Japan and try to teach English there"
Ouch...
Thet Htun - I know of a guy who did that. He was definitely creepy. Brought a beautiful wife back with him when he came home, tho. I feel bad for her. He’s so gross 🤮
lol gottem
Naah, ya get better gigs in China these days.
Thet Htun I did it. I - loved teaching and loved my students. For every one creep there are 9 good dudes who work hard at the job. “Creeps” usually wash out
I never understood why so many anglophones do that. It seems like everyone nowadays is teaching English abroad in Japan or Korea without speaking a lick of Japanese and Korean. I find it insulting to their students, if my French teacher never knew English I wouldn't have passed any of my French classes.
I did not expect her to be so savage omg hahaha
i did not expect another asian content creator in the comment section... thanks for the 4 part translator videos 😅👍
@@efaypee What the the H8888 are you talking about?
@@DinoDiLabio Xiaorishu is another asian content creator. She's been on social media for years.
@@ReiKoko 3:00 what did she said
Hahahahaha! I’m Malaysian Chinese living in London and I once had a creepy white man saying “konnichi wa” to me 😂 next time I know what to tell him 😂😂😂😂
Did you end up marrying him ?
I think the 300+ down votes are the English teachers in Japan....lmao
@@LenniL-ob4ll I'm also an English teacher in Japan. :( .......I agree. Hahahaha
Nah, it's the people who don't think she's funny. This is progressive comedy. She hit nearly every topic from feminism to racism in under 4 minutes while still including jabs at white dudes for some reason. But none of it has any bite.
i dont get it , why are men who go teach English in Japan creepy ? could someone tell me please.
I usually run into two types a lot. 1) The really nerdy ones that are Anime/Manga/Video Gamed out which doesn't really translate well in Japanese culture. 2) The ones that go to foreign bars and try to pick up Japanese women with corny pick up lines, trying to get them drunk and using sheer willpower to try and sleep with them..lmfao
You realize that Yumi is dating a white guy who taught English in China.
Pero sabias que ella tiene un novio que fue maestro de Ingles en China?
Lol, she says the most savage things with the calmest voice!
Lol! I literally had a guest at my hotel tell me I should go to China to teach english, and then he showed me pictures of his Chinese wife as some kind of motivation. I'm gay, and on the shallowest level felt bad for his wife.
The first time I heard the term "Asian fixation" used unironically *shivers*
Fetishization is such a shallow way to see a person.
Thank you 😊
China is even better for gay people
So, is there like website that recruits those teachers? 😂
"Do you want me to help you pay for the wall" haha 🤣
Yumi looks innocent but badass shady Goddess!! Love her!!...
Yumi is yummy.
@@Wiley_Coyote 3:00 what did she said
if a Japanese woman came up to me and said "hola, you want to go eat tacos" I'll be "hell Yeah, as long you are buying"
Bruh, I’m not even Mexican, but if she asked, I’d act like I was Juan...
Wait, what? You wouldn't call her a creepy oriental woman? How come?
"Yumi, I will go get tacos with you, only if I get Sashimi as late night dessert afterwards"
@@DrCrabnuts 😂😂😂
Because she's Japanese and or because you like a free meal? Serious question
I'm a creepy white man from Canada who is now teaching in Japan. Can confirm what she says is true.
Ew
I'd like this, but it's at 69 likes.😜
Do you want a cookie?
@@gracehaven5459 karen
🤣🤣🤣
That's because everyone in Florida is in *their* 80s
Having lived in Florida (originally from Winnipeg) they call them "Q-tips" in Florida as all you see is a tiny white head barely above the steering wheel of a car.
HAHAHAR... >; D
lol yes thst was my experience too. a lot of lovely old white people
"Hola, would you like me to help you pay for the wall?" KILLED ME 😂😂💀💀
The way she delivered that "Screw that" line was amazing.
she needs a netflix special
better than amy shumer
Amy Schumer will probably steal her jokes.
WTF? Stop promoting mediocrity. She's got a lot to learn.
Golden Gilmaky so according to you Amy Schumer is amazing? And she is just mediocre?
No she don’t y’all wildin she’s still sounds like it’s here first year
Her delivery is awesome and she is genuinely funny.
In another show, in the same story, she didn't say "screw that", she said "F*** that sh*t", which was stronger language?
I think it was the audience. When she dropped the F bomb it was in a 21 and up comedy club. That looked like a family friendly auditorium in Winnipeg.
@@flux_inverter4500 Yes, exactly
Same creepy white men jokes too
Its canada
Meh, not like it translates word for word into English from Japanese anyway.
I remember watching her when she was first starting out in comedy and I'm happy see she is getting more recognition she is funny as hell.
She’s starting to become my favourite Canadian comedian 😂
**when you're joking but also kind of not**
She is a smooth killer. Love her style
Her English is impeccable and her comedy is completely savage 🤣 love it
I’ve been saying for years that my visit to Florida was like a trip back in time.
Those dislikes come from 75% creepy white men 😆
Doubt it
She’s so soft-spoken yet so hilarious. She never fails to put me at ease and peace! Love her so much! 😍😂
The way she used number 75% as a hook and also a punchline is so beautiful.
As this Japanese goddess.
Love to see her go from small stages to the big stage! Well done Yumi!
She’s so funny, I love the delivery of her jokes
"but nothing compared to Winnipeg"
"Winter-peg".
Was it bc she was in Winnipeg?
Forest I don’t get it I’m not from Canada tho
@@TangoTangerine12 winnipeg is famous for it's cold brutal winters and bad roads
@stop no
There’s only two seasons in Winnipeg.
1. Winter
2. July
I am a 36 year old Black man who is proudly stuck in the 80's. the music was/is incredible. until a future decade proves me wrong, it remains the greatest decade ever!!!
For Asians? Nope. The 80s are relative. Though let's be fair. I wasn't alive then. but my dad sure was. He had a hell of a time. Literally.
Amen! The movies were better in the 80s too!
Yumi is a badass, love her stand up
“And I said, ‘screw that!’” Lol omg I died
Yumi is always fun to watch. She really funny .
Much like Rita Rudner, Yumi has a soft style of delivery. But in the end, they can have a vicious attack. The real element of surprise. Gotta love it !!!
Japanese Goddess....yes indeed!!
Been watching her for a minute. Im glad she coming up
I couldn't stop laughing, "nothing compared to Winnipeg." ROFL!
Yeah!!! You go Yumi! Hopefully now those night time talk shows will see and then book Yumi, the Japanese Comedy Goddess.
And YES, the English teacher thing! Omggggg
Hahaha…I can tell she is very smart and knows exactly what audiences like to see and hear😂 Way to go, Yumi-san! いいぞ頑張れ〜！
My freind in Korea wants me to come back, He said I can teach English there. Now I know why I was more than reluctant.
Why is it creepy? Maybe some men do not care for the common American women.
Great work Yumi. Laughed my ass off.
Good family comedy!! Keep it coming. Looking forward to your tour dates in Toronto
her comparison of winnipeg and vancouver fucking KILLS ME LOL, youre so hilarious sis. please do more
I love how she updates some of her familiar lines and mix them with her new material.
Funny and great delivery ~ keep it up Yumi !
We need a comedienne like her here in the UK.
Yumi can say: "Creepy white man, in Japan you're already samurized."
I live in Clearwater, Florida...the '80s are a great place to be stuck! Hilarious, Yumi!
Absolutely perfect. A good laugh. ❤
omg...have had this happen so many times...love the way she calls it
I live in Japan, too, and also stuck in the 80's. Actually, on Okinawa, I think it is the 70's.
I didn’t expect to find that so funny with the slow start! 😂
I'm Floridian and the Oriental thing is seriously true. Here in the Tampa Bay area we have dozens of Asian markets that are called "oriental markets".........
Original Refreshing and FUNNY! You go Girl!
Her delivery is unique
She is funny in a very cute unusual way 😂
i . love. her !!! oh man ... so glad this came up on my recommended feed!!
You made me Laugh out loud!!
and You are killing it in that blue dress
Hola! Do you want me to help you pay for the wall?
Liking every video yumi is in.
slow motion stand up...she is great... very clean humor.
Sooooooo insightful and damn FUNNY!!!!
Go to Japan and teach English - sick burn. So accurate
Love her delivery! 🤣
That ending has me dying hahaha! She's not wrong though.
ur a great stand up comedian! haha
ok well you can pry phil collins from my cold dead hands yumi !!!
Does she know Phil Collins is retired and living in Miami
Goddess indeed
creepy white man indeed
Wow thats awesome Yumi. She is getting so popular. Love it xox
i did not expect that at all 🤣💖
saw her at laugh factory, she's good
Human Being If you like racists, i guess.
Ken Powers: making jokes on herself? How lame her English is? She pretty much diss how lame the culture is there whilst being a complete hypocrite
@Maz Peters No she's not. She's spreading division amongst people for money and fame.
@@KP-dd2ci Are white men disproportionately creepier than other demographics? Your logic is no different that saying something derogatory about Blacks or Jews or women. Dont wehave enough of ugly stereotypes, not enough bigotry in the world for you?
And I am a woman, by the way.
Ofcourse we are stuck in the 80s. That was our prime. Miami vice, Orlando's economic boom, Tampa's economic boom, our football teams were doing amazing, the 80s was the shit for us.
What happened?
I want to live in the 80's i like that era.. perhaps i should move there, but alot of people talk about the crime levels and and all that shit.
"Florida - where Freedom goes to die." 😂
Lol. I love her delivery, very much.
This is smartly funny 😆
I like the way she indirectly referenced Miami Vice via Phil Collins. 😁
The most beautiful comedian and funny as hell. I’ve only found out about you a few days ago and i’m so in love 😍
Oh you're the creepy white man she talk abt ok
This is hilarious! She is so cool! 😂🎉
Hilarious - clever punchlines too - and audience was loving it, hanging on every word :D.
Omg shes so cute i love her
haha the ending is so on point
I love it, great show dear ❤️
That was hilarious! !🤗🤗😆
The last joke was TOO REAL
Damn those last 2 jokes were great!
All the references flew over my head.
lol, she was so good..
the part about her mother wanting her to be that nice girl who just stands behind her husband.. and she's like Screw that! Haha.. 🤣👍💕
Yumi is smart and really funny! 👏👏👏👏
Lol this is omfg amazing 🤣😂👍🏻
"I listened to her very carefully and said 'screw that'. " 😂😂 didnt see that coming
She just called out the majority of men on RUclips
Wow 😲. Talk about blanket statements
You mean white men which in definition is racist to define a whole group of people a certain derogatory way at least that is how the dictionary defines it..
Never knew there was something like slow comedy!
I love her, she's so cute presenting but so savage I love itttt
"I listen to her very carefully and said, "screw that".... 🤣🤣😂... brilliant.