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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2025

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  • @DemMedHornene
    @DemMedHornene 5 лет назад +10731

    I'm confused about the mustard one, 12 +50% is 18. Is the facepalm the fact that the guy who made the picture is bad at math?

    • @iakonasisler4808
      @iakonasisler4808 5 лет назад +798

      That's what he just said

    • @wojciechsuch6626
      @wojciechsuch6626 5 лет назад +129

      Probably yh

    • @theonewhoslost
      @theonewhoslost 5 лет назад +186

      Confusion

    • @ankushvp1994
      @ankushvp1994 5 лет назад +555

      I'm just as confused. Maybe it was because that he was bad at math.

    • @marmalade2726
      @marmalade2726 5 лет назад +809

      ReznoV Vazileski but...it said 50% MORE. 50% of 12 is 6. So 50% more of 12 would be 18 right?

  • @Fluli
    @Fluli 5 лет назад +1741

    Wow... The mustard one is actually right. It was 12 oz before. So 50% of 12 oz is 6 oz... 12oz +6oz =18oz

    • @dizzysystem
      @dizzysystem 5 лет назад +262

      The thing is that it is a facepalm because the person who took the image didn’t understand how math works.

    • @fifty6289
      @fifty6289 5 лет назад +60

      I know! That made me so mad

    • @SaphiraLeander
      @SaphiraLeander 5 лет назад +49

      Yeah i was like... theres nothing wrong with that lol, i was looking 4 the joke but i found none

    • @katakana1
      @katakana1 5 лет назад +24

      It should be in /r/technicallythetruth instead of /r/facepalm

    • @jakethejake1772
      @jakethejake1772 5 лет назад +63

      @@katakana1 Not even technically. it literally just *is* the truth

  • @Anon_Omis
    @Anon_Omis 5 лет назад +901

    "Imagine if you knew every language. Youd be a swave, charming guy"
    No I'm pretty sure I'd just be able to embarrass myself in more languages.

  • @alesandrothepurewolf8015
    @alesandrothepurewolf8015 4 года назад +607

    0:40 there was no error there. They were saying it was 50% more mustard, 50% of 12oz is 6. 12 + 6 = 18. So that post is messed up and incorrect

    • @mcculik23
      @mcculik23 4 года назад +35

      The post itself is the facepalm because it us saying that he thought that was wrong

    • @illford
      @illford 4 года назад +5

      @@swetdepismovingofaccount1324 idk mate the fact he paused on an easy question concerns me

    • @Vectorlarity
      @Vectorlarity 4 года назад

      r/woooooosh

    • @alesandrothepurewolf8015
      @alesandrothepurewolf8015 4 года назад +1

      Yeah, after I looked at this I basically screwed myself😅

    • @Vectorlarity
      @Vectorlarity 4 года назад

      TJ _ r/IKnow

  • @matthewbradshaw9737
    @matthewbradshaw9737 5 лет назад +4518

    But, 18 oz is 50% more than 12 oz

  • @sassystev6390
    @sassystev6390 5 лет назад +5552

    But... isn’t 50% of 12 6? And 12 + 6 is 18? Am I just missing the joke?
    EDIT: Okay thank you for clearing that up :)

    • @cassandralovell2253
      @cassandralovell2253 5 лет назад +853

      If so, then im missing it to, we probably just got r/wooosh'd

    • @EdPMur
      @EdPMur 5 лет назад +326

      Me too...

    • @addisonm.2685
      @addisonm.2685 5 лет назад +362

      No i think your right.

    • @Wombat.
      @Wombat. 5 лет назад +829

      No you didn't miss the joke, they are just stupid. xD

    • @CarterDoesVR
      @CarterDoesVR 5 лет назад +413

      Wombat thank goodness thought I was stupid

  • @unloyal_gacha3763
    @unloyal_gacha3763 4 года назад +1595

    0:50 uh, yeah? Nothing wrong with that...? 50% of 12 is six, so adding 50% to 12 is 18? So it's correct?

    • @joosh2995
      @joosh2995 4 года назад +195

      Yes it's correct. The facepalm is that the guy thought it was wrong

    • @ivian8425
      @ivian8425 4 года назад +5

      I thought the fp was because they wrote the exact same thing for no reason :P

    • @anothingythatlikescheese7776
      @anothingythatlikescheese7776 4 года назад +8

      @Luca Yates that's a glitch on phone, sometimes it posts it twice if your internet crap, because mine is and that happens to me

    • @mcculik23
      @mcculik23 4 года назад +2

      Thank you! Damian apparently can't do math either because ge questioned if it was right

    • @mcculik23
      @mcculik23 4 года назад +3

      @Luca Yates sure doesn't sound like it

  • @truebornseeker9767
    @truebornseeker9767 4 года назад +92

    “The curtain is extremely off angle with the door!”
    Yup. Not the fact that the bar is OVER THE DOOR, MAKING IT UNABLE TO OPEN.

    • @rraaiin
      @rraaiin 3 года назад +1

      that was implied :)
      whoooosh

  • @omnikar5
    @omnikar5 5 лет назад +587

    0:43 50% (half) of 12 is 6
    Add that to 12 and you get 18
    There is no facepalm there, except for the fact that it was _on_ r/facepalm

    • @tutcamine1568
      @tutcamine1568 5 лет назад +21

      One question. Is your username in Roman numerals? Because if so, I don't understand what they mean. I think you forgot to add some space between the numbers. Without the space(s), the symbols don't mean anything. But if they're not Roman numerals, sorry for wasting your time, but I'm curious to what they mean.

    • @starlord2776
      @starlord2776 5 лет назад +12

      @@tutcamine1568 There are no spaces between Roman numerals

    • @nutella_wewerehere
      @nutella_wewerehere 5 лет назад +14

      Star Lord277 He MEANS to separate them into different numbers! That’s what the spaces are for! To separate the numbers!

    • @starlord2776
      @starlord2776 5 лет назад +6

      @@nutella_wewerehere You don't need to separate them it's like MCXVII, you don't need to separate the numbers

    • @alexr-et1kr
      @alexr-et1kr 5 лет назад +16

      @@tutcamine1568 it's not roman numerals xvx lllx won't work

  • @nutella_wewerehere
    @nutella_wewerehere 5 лет назад +226

    Damien: *”ITS ONLY 6 OUNCES MORE!”*
    Everyone else: _”Exactly! 6 ounces is half of 12 and it has 6 ounces more, therefore 50% more than 12!”_

    • @mfree80286
      @mfree80286 5 лет назад +23

      And if Damien had shown the original post text, it would have made sense, and there wouldn't be a billion identical comments from the 50%ers.

    • @jonathanpf5186
      @jonathanpf5186 5 лет назад +2

      @N/A wat why you spamming caps bruh

    • @alyx8815
      @alyx8815 5 лет назад

      @@mfree80286 what is the original posts text

    • @TheShadyRealm
      @TheShadyRealm 5 лет назад +1

      Sin ghost "because math" - the op posted the whole pic as a facepalm

  • @alienpatato2885
    @alienpatato2885 5 лет назад +476

    “Without you 60 minutes feels like an hour”
    Damien: *DoNt TeLl hEr*

    • @MajorMilitron
      @MajorMilitron 5 лет назад +11

      I'm noticing a lot of cringe fanbases ruining my day, thanks gacha life for diagnosing me with grateful dead, thank you... For the shit kids gacha life. Ariveldeci, hentai.

    • @sonycat-themed-sex
      @sonycat-themed-sex 5 лет назад +2

      @@MajorMilitron Hey, at least they've got taste watching some of Damien's vids, and not some kpop vid or a satire romantical animatic.

    • @errordark18
      @errordark18 5 лет назад +6

      Why are you so focused on the pfp than the comment itself. And btw, Idc if you dislike Gacha Life or not. I respect everyone's opinions. Because that's what makes us different. Go ahead and say it's cringy all you want. Because once again, idc. (I have more to say but this reply is getting too long so I'm ending it here.)

    • @fakedbee314
      @fakedbee314 5 лет назад +4

      "EvErY SiXtY SeCoNdS, A MiNuTe In AfRiCa PaSsEs. YoU CaN HeLp sToP ThIs."

    • @cep3237
      @cep3237 5 лет назад +5

      @Juice Boi really? Saying all that shit just bc of a game they play? It doesn’t even fucking matter. People like you make me shake my head.

  • @FitzyCify
    @FitzyCify 4 года назад +44

    That "two types of people" bit reminded me of a shirt I saw someone wearing years ago:
    "There are 10 types of people in this world:
    Those who understand binary
    And those who don't."

    • @KamehlionHD
      @KamehlionHD 3 года назад +1

      nice

    • @ahlpym
      @ahlpym 3 года назад +5

      There are 10 types of people in this world:
      Those who understand binary,
      Those who don’t,
      And those who didn’t expect this joke to be in ternary.

    • @zamonolita
      @zamonolita 3 года назад +1

      News,that shirt its a meme

    • @champion_ofcloud-var
      @champion_ofcloud-var 7 месяцев назад

      @@ahlpym 11*
      3 is 11 in binary

    • @ahlpym
      @ahlpym 7 месяцев назад

      @@champion_ofcloud-var
      My joke is in ternary, not binary. Base 3, not base 2.

  • @evelynlagrandeur2250
    @evelynlagrandeur2250 4 года назад +649

    “no crime”
    criminal: shit guys we gotta go

    • @brugesscrivener1455
      @brugesscrivener1455 4 года назад +15

      This is smart thou just rob someone at 1801 the police can’t stop since it’s legal there

    • @Poetic_Raven
      @Poetic_Raven 4 года назад +2

      If only it was an actual rule for a time to and not to commit crime. Never mind, the world would be chaos

    • @SillyHaHaMan
      @SillyHaHaMan 4 года назад +11

      No crime 8am-6pm
      Criminals: aw crap guys I'm not gonna be able to go with yall. My mom told me to be back by 6

    • @viklifts-zk8bl
      @viklifts-zk8bl 4 года назад +7

      Crime rate drops to 0%

    • @Kraniumbrud
      @Kraniumbrud 4 года назад +3

      the funniest part... it worked, crime dropped dramatically in the area

  • @thecnar8211
    @thecnar8211 5 лет назад +773

    0:41 Damien is just **Facepalms** really?
    50% of 12oz is 60z
    so 12 + 6 = 18
    *OOF 100*

    • @shroomy3540
      @shroomy3540 5 лет назад +33

      i was watching the video, see the post and think wtf that is 50% and so i went to reddit on the post to double check and saw the comments see em urself

    • @vacovaco2767
      @vacovaco2767 5 лет назад +3

      r/facepalm

    • @shroomy3540
      @shroomy3540 5 лет назад +6

      @@vacovaco2767 r/facepalmfacepalm

    • @sneekibreekiruski
      @sneekibreekiruski 5 лет назад +23

      Dude, your “6oz” looks like “60z”
      Mild typo, or odd maths?

    • @shroomy3540
      @shroomy3540 5 лет назад +2

      @DontCraftCry tis has been a introduction of reverse reverse reverse reverse reverse reverse reverse reverse psychology therefore my brain took a 5 minute break to comprehend this

  • @emilygordbort7300
    @emilygordbort7300 5 лет назад +350

    Emkay:
    The entire comment section 30 minutes later: *_But 18 is 50% more than 12_*

  • @thenuggywuggy8389
    @thenuggywuggy8389 3 года назад +77

    If you knew all the languages, then you could be a translator for everything and you would probably be the key for world peace

    • @kaktusaxvieler2387
      @kaktusaxvieler2387 3 года назад +5

      its all fun and games until instead "they are sorry for the war" you say "the fourth reich is going to invade mexico"

    • @cat022
      @cat022 2 года назад

      Yeah he also said multi instead of I'm bi

  • @ihavenohotcocoa6101
    @ihavenohotcocoa6101 5 лет назад +395

    "Oh I live in the captial of Japan"
    You mean Tokyo?
    "What? No that's a country. I live in the city of Korea!"

  • @Jacob-lz8tc
    @Jacob-lz8tc 5 лет назад +531

    Emkay says: “she’s stupid”
    RUclips: “I’m about to end this whole mans career”

  • @bluemoonhub
    @bluemoonhub 5 лет назад +1260

    I'm gonna help you with the roman numerals.
    I = 1
    II = 2
    III = 3
    IV = 4
    V = 5
    VI = 6
    VII = 7
    VIII = 8
    IX = 9
    X = 10
    XI = 11
    XII = 12
    Hope that helps Emkay

    • @terrapin1967
      @terrapin1967 5 лет назад +28

      Egill is gaming *big brain time*

    • @cachenko
      @cachenko 5 лет назад +19

      @@terrapin1967 big Brain time indeed

    • @dnb5661
      @dnb5661 5 лет назад +9

      Roman numerals are mildly useless in our current society. If you are smart you would use base 2, base 10, base 16, and base 64.

    • @zoophiliaphobic
      @zoophiliaphobic 5 лет назад +10

      Why cant 4 be IIII?

    • @takethatbackleorio5064
      @takethatbackleorio5064 5 лет назад +13

      The Romans wanted to make numbers in the fewest characters. IV is fewer characters than IIII

  • @zetteaquinomartin2596
    @zetteaquinomartin2596 4 года назад +47

    6:48 dude Jesus himself said not to do stuff thinkin’ that god would intervene

  • @arcadeinvader8086
    @arcadeinvader8086 5 лет назад +557

    The curtain rod is awfully off-angle with the door?
    *How about the fact that it's actually preventing the door from opening*
    4:25

    • @illusoryVice
      @illusoryVice 5 лет назад +17

      I'm pretty sure that was the joke.

    • @arcadeinvader8086
      @arcadeinvader8086 5 лет назад +35

      @@illusoryVice Yeah, I thought later it might have been sarcasm, but sometimes this guy misses really obvious stuff

    • @shauncrawford6529
      @shauncrawford6529 5 лет назад +19

      I paused the video to make this same observation. I'm just waiting for the day he posts an r/woosh video and doesn't realize they are all his comments from his own videos.

    • @ghastdude589
      @ghastdude589 5 лет назад

      r/whooooosh

    • @Generatrix
      @Generatrix 5 лет назад +3

      @@ghastdude589 its wooosh

  • @IBeGinger213
    @IBeGinger213 5 лет назад +412

    "You uneducated potato"
    That's my all time favorite insult now.

    • @ptolemist
      @ptolemist 5 лет назад +11

      Stfu you unsalted chicken wing

    • @depressoespresso6041
      @depressoespresso6041 5 лет назад +7

      both of you wet socks in the winter need to calm down

    • @lrkemalm8547
      @lrkemalm8547 5 лет назад +5

      "you wouldn't even know how to get the water out of your boots if the instructions where on the heel"
      I love it

    • @rinsatsuki3374
      @rinsatsuki3374 5 лет назад +4

      Personally, I prefer "You walnut"

    • @2MeterLP
      @2MeterLP 5 лет назад +3

      You vitamin D deficient rodeo clown

  • @Smileyreal
    @Smileyreal 5 лет назад +589

    0:44 half of 12 is 6, 12 + 6 is 18
    50% more than the 12 oz is 18 oz

    • @heathermarie3448
      @heathermarie3448 5 лет назад +5

      It should say 150% more because if it says 50% that’s implying it’s only 6 oz

    • @Smileyreal
      @Smileyreal 5 лет назад +51

      @@heathermarie3448 it says 50% *more* meaning its the original amount (12oz) plus the 50%(6oz) which makes it 18oz

    • @Smileyreal
      @Smileyreal 5 лет назад +19

      @@heathermarie3448 150% more would be 30oz

    • @fooglerr
      @fooglerr 5 лет назад +5

      puggmaster 344 no it is 50% more because 12 + 6 = 18

    • @rickyhasnofeet1736
      @rickyhasnofeet1736 5 лет назад

      Exactly duck dude

  • @SprinklesIsGamer
    @SprinklesIsGamer 4 года назад +166

    *Baby comes out of women*
    Women: why don’t I have to take a DNA test to see if the baby is mine

    • @hotshotstevennonofyourbiz7200
      @hotshotstevennonofyourbiz7200 4 года назад +7

      der is a very very very veyr very raare condition where da mother haz two dnas,one is the rest of her body,one is her womb
      wat dis means is dat yes,there are dnas tests for mothers

    • @EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts
      @EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts 4 года назад +3

      On occasion a women will need to take a DNA test to find the parentage of a child they put up for adoption. It isn't that uncommon.

    • @alexeysaranchev6118
      @alexeysaranchev6118 4 года назад +10

      Babies are taken away for a while after labour. Babies being confused by the hospital workers is a very known thing, and the fact that babies can be "recognized" before the age of a month is a myth, they all look like disgusting fucking goblins.

    • @Ihatetheseupdates
      @Ihatetheseupdates 4 года назад +4

      Pretty sure that tweet was written by a man.

    • @TheUltimateRare
      @TheUltimateRare 4 года назад

      @@alexeysaranchev6118 bruh that's kind of a mean thing to say about baby face XD

  • @kaitheking3579
    @kaitheking3579 5 лет назад +297

    0:41
    The packaging is correct lol
    50% of twelve oz is six oz so add that together and you get 18 oz
    I’m worried for humanity

    • @nitrosoo9417
      @nitrosoo9417 5 лет назад +2

      r/wooosh

    • @kitkatsartsuwu8398
      @kitkatsartsuwu8398 5 лет назад +14

      @@nitrosoo9417 no

    • @ok7251
      @ok7251 5 лет назад

      I'm no gay

    • @thotdestroyer4j164
      @thotdestroyer4j164 5 лет назад +15

      Miguel Ferreira
      Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.
      Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.
      Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.
      Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.
      Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.
      Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.
      Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.
      Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.
      Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.
      Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.

    • @ok7251
      @ok7251 5 лет назад

      Heck?

  • @nakamotolikesyou
    @nakamotolikesyou 5 лет назад +418

    Girl: *asks me where I'm from*
    Me: I was born in Japan
    Girl: Omg! I love Kpop!

    • @starbittenpixieboy
      @starbittenpixieboy 5 лет назад +12

      Okay wtf

    • @raulphilipgoco403
      @raulphilipgoco403 5 лет назад +22

      She is clearly uncultured.

    • @MistressHorrors
      @MistressHorrors 5 лет назад +12

      You poor soul. I apologize on behalf of my entire fandom for this malarkey peppered with stupidity.

    • @MistressHorrors
      @MistressHorrors 5 лет назад +15

      @@minhozen2917
      nobody:
      absolutely nobody:
      a person named Jae: Hey
      her: OMG DO YOU LISTEN TO DAY6 BECAUSE YOUR NAME IS JAE?!

    • @minhozen2917
      @minhozen2917 5 лет назад +4

      @@MistressHorrors Yeah no that's not what I meant. But yeah no sorry It was stupid but well, idk. Koreaboos don't have logic soooo idk

  • @mistman_161
    @mistman_161 5 лет назад +438

    8:20
    A Roman is drinking with four of his friends in a bar.
    He stands up, holding up two fingers.
    "Five beers, please!"

    • @mistman_161
      @mistman_161 5 лет назад +39

      @Willket Of course. I'm not Roman.

    • @danielmclatchie2053
      @danielmclatchie2053 5 лет назад +7

      Please, anyone who gets this joke, don’t explain it

    • @amaterasu659
      @amaterasu659 5 лет назад +1

      @@danielmclatchie2053 I dont understand it...

    • @danielmclatchie2053
      @danielmclatchie2053 5 лет назад +7

      Mania Sonic For Smash I’m sorry, but my previous statement still stands

    • @amaterasu659
      @amaterasu659 5 лет назад +3

      @@danielmclatchie2053 I understand the joke I wanted to see if anyone would explain it I feel like theres gonna be that one guy to do that just why not.

  • @kittenlovingclaude
    @kittenlovingclaude 3 года назад +66

    “What if it’s 4pm and I want waffles?”
    That’s the real question

  • @daedricdove6012
    @daedricdove6012 5 лет назад +297

    0:41 The information was correct. 50% more does not mean it is doubled. That would be 100% more. Half of 12 is 6 so 18 oz. is 50% more than 12oz.

    • @jonathancoleby3416
      @jonathancoleby3416 4 года назад +10

      Richard Rutledge Idiot😂the company isn’t going to put the whole number Including the decimals on the bottle😂t REAL problem was that the person who took the photo couldn’t do maths

    • @Migger_29
      @Migger_29 4 года назад

      Richard Rutledge what if they only started with 3 significant figures?

    • @mct_3551
      @mct_3551 4 года назад

      @@Migger_29 2

    • @someguywithatophat7599
      @someguywithatophat7599 4 года назад

      For real though

    • @skenniganary2130
      @skenniganary2130 4 года назад

      I also did that math

  • @thefrozenbahamas-hurricane5818
    @thefrozenbahamas-hurricane5818 5 лет назад +270

    14:31 Well in her defense, England did at a time share a northern border with the United States.
    It was called Canada.

    • @HerobrineGaming
      @HerobrineGaming 5 лет назад +8

      Canada was the french

    • @j-felixnantel8301
      @j-felixnantel8301 5 лет назад +30

      Herobrine Gaming French at first, then England took over

    • @glitchii_uwu
      @glitchii_uwu 5 лет назад +7

      canada shares a southern border with the us

    • @ZachariahMBaird
      @ZachariahMBaird 5 лет назад

      Canada is still part of the British empire.

    • @thumbsup5524
      @thumbsup5524 5 лет назад +6

      Zachariah M. Baird no. Canada is a crown dependency. The British empire doesn’t exist anymore

  • @mitchellbailey6258
    @mitchellbailey6258 5 лет назад +291

    Someone in my class once called a stingray a crocodile,
    This person also thought that the American’s independence day was may 4th and i shit you not because “may the forth be with you”.

    • @mitchellbailey6258
      @mitchellbailey6258 5 лет назад +8

      @Kemanie Campbell i dont know, i just really dont

    • @henzy7397
      @henzy7397 5 лет назад +11

      I really hope that last one was a joke.

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 5 лет назад +3

      Give that guy/girl a medal for the quote! 😂😂

    • @blacknoodles1103
      @blacknoodles1103 5 лет назад +1

      welp guess my birthday is now on independance day instead of the other bad day

    • @falsetitle6940
      @falsetitle6940 5 лет назад +9

      In my French class at school one of my class mates wasn't doing any work and when the teacher asked him why, his excuse was "I'm french dyslexic".

  • @radughita1992
    @radughita1992 4 года назад +73

    0:41 12+50%×12 = 12+12½ = 12 + 6 = 18.
    150% of 12 is 18 aka 12 + 50% more (than the usual 100%).
    5th grader math is uncommon these days apparently.

    • @scizorx2325
      @scizorx2325 3 года назад

      This was ez

    • @kmac291
      @kmac291 3 года назад +4

      The facepalm was that the guy that posted it thought it was wrong but it wasn’t, this is the fifth comment about this I’ve seen

    • @Hypocrite_Void
      @Hypocrite_Void 3 года назад

      Wat

    • @Ishaan_Bassi
      @Ishaan_Bassi 3 года назад

      Bro shut up, everyone makes mistakes chill

  • @SaruCharmed
    @SaruCharmed 5 лет назад +39

    For Damien:
    "There are two types of people in this world:
    1) Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data"
    Despite the fact that this data is incomplete, people in category 1 can still extrapolate that the second one is "2) Those who cannot" The students who were asking the teacher if his shirt is missing a second part belong to category 2.

    • @doodlezjay
      @doodlezjay 5 лет назад +1

      YES- After I read part 1 again I understood the joke.

    • @ShiningDarknes
      @ShiningDarknes 5 лет назад

      Edit: 4 types

    • @gideonjones5712
      @gideonjones5712 5 лет назад +1

      There are 10 types of people.
      Those who read binary and those who don't.

  • @cransep6028
    @cransep6028 5 лет назад +701

    I had a girl in my class who thought Mexico was in Africa

    • @jfacum24
      @jfacum24 5 лет назад +16

      Some dude at my class thought that Haiti was in Africa

    • @ranmaruamami
      @ranmaruamami 5 лет назад +13

      There was a girl in my class that thought a tundra was a planet and when me and my friend asked about her question she just said, "It sounded like a type of planet in the solar system." We were in the 6th grade

    • @samsterlaornos8097
      @samsterlaornos8097 5 лет назад +11

      Shiro227 GD my sister thought ww2 only happened in germany

    • @sci_pain3409
      @sci_pain3409 5 лет назад +10

      @@samsterlaornos8097 *UK generals congregate around a table in Berlin, planning an attack on Berlin.*

    • @samsterlaornos8097
      @samsterlaornos8097 5 лет назад

      sci_pain3 XD

  • @thesos320
    @thesos320 5 лет назад +220

    How is 18 oz 50% more than 12 oz? Thats only like....
    6 oz more. *The words of a genius*

    • @joshualim5750
      @joshualim5750 5 лет назад +70

      Yeah but 50% of 12 is 6?????? And 12 plus 6 is 18??????

    • @lorenzod7829
      @lorenzod7829 5 лет назад +6

      @@jonathanpf5186 "your right" lol

    • @jonathanpf5186
      @jonathanpf5186 5 лет назад +4

      @@lorenzod7829 and I care about my online grammar why?

    • @jonathanpf5186
      @jonathanpf5186 5 лет назад +3

      are you OCD or something?

    • @yagi2963
      @yagi2963 5 лет назад +1

      @@jonathanpf5186 hes not talking about your grammar

  • @aceisaacks9584
    @aceisaacks9584 4 года назад +113

    "WHAT IS SO OFFENSIVE"
    Dawg, PTSD

    • @therealvbw
      @therealvbw 4 года назад +2

      I'm pretty sure it was a joke

    • @LittleSunstar
      @LittleSunstar 3 года назад +3

      @@therealvbw bruh what they were literally repeating the words from the video

    • @therealvbw
      @therealvbw 3 года назад +1

      @@LittleSunstar bruh what you think i give a fuck, that comment is a year old now

    • @shnoodledoodles8562
      @shnoodledoodles8562 3 года назад

      @@LittleSunstar u stupid he posted a year ago

    • @feywildheart2878
      @feywildheart2878 3 года назад +2

      Muricans don't make jokes, they reply based on instinct and whatever fox news has told them to hate.

  • @livv9245
    @livv9245 5 лет назад +223

    This one girl in my class asked if democracy was a person

    • @the_mango703
      @the_mango703 5 лет назад +6

      Wtf that’s weird

    • @DepFromDiscord
      @DepFromDiscord 5 лет назад +9

      “Who is Democracy and why does Emperor Sidious love them so much?”

    • @philstephes
      @philstephes 5 лет назад +5

      Actually, the origin of the word Democracy is from the Greek philosopher Democritus, so she technically isn't wrong
      en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democritus

    • @philstephes
      @philstephes 4 года назад +3

      @dat one boi ever heard of citations?

    • @dndandlordoftherings8366
      @dndandlordoftherings8366 4 года назад +1

      philstephes actually Democritus founded the atomic theory and was named for the concept democracy which comes from the Greek words demos and kratos

  • @LinxinMusic
    @LinxinMusic 4 года назад +113

    4:25
    The curtain rod isn't off angle,
    It's blocking the door from being opened.

    • @marcuspetford1098
      @marcuspetford1098 4 года назад +8

      I understand why these videos exist when half of them are still being misunderstood..... the truest of all facepalms....

    • @forngy
      @forngy 4 года назад

      @@marcuspetford1098 yeah

  • @rowanwathen
    @rowanwathen 5 лет назад +350

    0:41
    50% of 12 oz is 6 oz
    12 +6 is 18?
    Maybe my math is wrong

    • @theduckyninja1086
      @theduckyninja1086 5 лет назад +34

      It's not, don't worry

    • @Skellistv
      @Skellistv 5 лет назад +8

      @Robert E. O. Speedwagon hey speedwagon

    • @julibean7046
      @julibean7046 5 лет назад +30

      Yeah, i did the same math, 50% more isnt 2 times more

    • @bloonsnewsnetwork297
      @bloonsnewsnetwork297 5 лет назад +15

      I didn't understand either, I was like "wait a minute, something here is off and it's not the bottle..."

    • @treyforest2466
      @treyforest2466 5 лет назад +19

      The facepalm is using ounces in the first place 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

  • @youfromthepast3513
    @youfromthepast3513 4 года назад +11

    My 5 year-old cousin likes to say random words with b at the beginning. His favorite is “I bemember eating bomatoes.”
    “Rember” just reminded me of this.

  • @shelbyhowell2544
    @shelbyhowell2544 5 лет назад +175

    "ahah yesterday i ate the cotton"
    Damien: you wHA-
    Ad: *plays*

    • @hi_im_jacob
      @hi_im_jacob 5 лет назад +1

      that happened to me as well

    • @Avvkk
      @Avvkk 5 лет назад

      @@hi_im_jacob Sameee!

    • @tom3294146
      @tom3294146 5 лет назад

      the ads are always in the same place for everyone, and i believe the poster can choose where to place the ads too

    • @notjosh9104
      @notjosh9104 5 лет назад

      @@tom3294146 that last part is actually wrong

  • @Koni_-gb4sj
    @Koni_-gb4sj 5 лет назад +298

    No crime 8am-6pm
    Me and the boys at 7pm
    🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

  • @Krakenslayer23
    @Krakenslayer23 5 лет назад +264

    Today I had to explain to someone that yes, Brazil really is a real place, and that the Amazon river is in Brazil, not Arizona.

    • @NotHappernot
      @NotHappernot 4 года назад +10

      Are they American or...

    • @Krakenslayer23
      @Krakenslayer23 4 года назад +5

      Happer Yes

    • @NotHappernot
      @NotHappernot 4 года назад +15

      Mathematician23 kinda adds up if the stereotypes of Americans are anything to go by.

    • @blakebell8533
      @blakebell8533 4 года назад +5

      @@NotHappernot There are stupid people everywhere, buddy

    • @NotHappernot
      @NotHappernot 4 года назад +14

      Blake Bell I was just clarifying that the stereotype of something along the lines of “Americans not knowing that other countries exist” would make sense if the stereotypes are anything to go by. I wasn’t saying “America is the only place on earth with stupid people.” That title would belong to Florida.

  • @myst1calmoonray453
    @myst1calmoonray453 4 года назад +21

    13:44 I’m facepalming at you, you ARE the other type!! So is everyone else who asked him what the other type is, is the type to *ask/question* others.

  • @notquiteordinary
    @notquiteordinary 4 года назад +326

    So on the mustard one, it's literally the exact math, and is 50%, more. So is the facepalm that the person who posted it didn't understand it?

    • @joosh2995
      @joosh2995 4 года назад +4

      Yeah, the facepalm is that the guy thought it was wrong

    • @hockeyhacker97
      @hockeyhacker97 4 года назад

      No the face palm is the fact that it is highly misleading making people think it is 50% larger then the old bottle, while as in reality it is the exact same size just reshaped to look bigger and then labeled 50% larger in large text and then in the fine print (then the size that never existed but is 33% smaller then this size) ... It is a marketing tactic to ease people into inflation without realizing they are paying more for the same size. People fall for that 50% larger* text all the time not actually looking at the old sizes volume and the new sizes volume, both the same just in a different shape to make the new one look bigger.

    • @notquiteordinary
      @notquiteordinary 4 года назад +4

      @@hockeyhacker97 nah. I don't think you're right about that in every case. I worked in retail and I saw, with my own two eyes, the size of m and m bags get smaller.

    • @hockeyhacker97
      @hockeyhacker97 4 года назад

      @@notquiteordinary So then you are agreeing then. There are two marketing tactics to adjust for inflation without pissing people off. One way is to charge more for the same size but make it look larger in order to justify the cost change, the other way is to charge the exact same but to every so slightly decrease the size a little bit at a time to decrease the product and thus costs without people realizing they are paying the same for less.
      Those are the two ways to adjust prices for inflation without having people protest the cost difference. I explained the example in the video and you explained the other example. Both are viable tactics that work equally as well. If a Snickers goes from 2oz to 1.97oz to 1.94 oz to 1.90 oz to 1.88 oz to 1.86 oz over a year no one notices the 7% decrease in size for the same or in some cases slightly increased prices, prices slowly raised on them from $0.74 to $1.09 over many years while they have decreased in size from 62 grams to 48 grams over the years as well, king size candy today is roughly the same size as regular size candy 20 years ago was. Both tactics are used. Same even happens in restaurants where as inflation goes up one of three things happens, 1) They lower their food quality to keep prices and portions the same. 2) They every so slightly reduce their serving sizes a little bit at a time or add more filler with less expensive stuff like increasing the amount of rice while decreasing the amount of meat to fill the burrito, or 3) They raise their prices pissing off their regulars and then have to hope to find new regulars.

    • @notquiteordinary
      @notquiteordinary 4 года назад +10

      @@hockeyhacker97 no. I don't agree at all. You literally said that they advertise it as a size bigger than a size that never existed. This just isn't true. Anyone can go to the store and compare two products, as long as they are made at the same time, the 50% larger one will be 1.5x bigger than the standard size.
      The only time there might be a discrepancy is if the sizes change. A 10oz mustard sells out. A new product, at 9oz comes in. The old SKU for the larger size will be 15oz. Once those are discontinued or sold out, they will be 13.5oz.
      You straight up made baseless accusations and your wrong.

  • @bluesansball3707
    @bluesansball3707 4 года назад +60

    My English teacher talked about how she grew up in Chicago, and someone in my class said: "Ugh, Chicago is my least favorite state."

    • @autumnleaf2513
      @autumnleaf2513 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @thedankmemelord5215
      @thedankmemelord5215 4 года назад +2

      Chicago is also my least favorite state

    • @NaominOmi28
      @NaominOmi28 4 года назад +1

      Noooo!!! That’s like when people say “My favorite state is Las Vegas”

  • @kenesys8713
    @kenesys8713 5 лет назад +128

    Lmao literally everyone in the comments knows that 50% of 12 is 6, and 6+12=18.

  • @MidniteSpectre
    @MidniteSpectre 4 года назад +1

    3:50 ooohh, the irony of misspelled word on the embroidered patch. Made my day lol. Not wanting to learn another language, but it seems he doesn't even have that good of a grasp on his language either...

  • @lumiina1205
    @lumiina1205 5 лет назад +622

    Dear EmKay,
    50% * 12 = 12/2 = 6
    12 + 6 = 18
    what am I missing?

    • @connortolman8209
      @connortolman8209 5 лет назад +84

      The facepalm is on Damien’s part lmao

    • @BingusLover-yx7vf
      @BingusLover-yx7vf 5 лет назад +7

      I think it's because that would be 1lb 6 oz
      And if it was fl oz it would be different as well

    • @TempestTemple
      @TempestTemple 5 лет назад +6

      @@BingusLover-yx7vf A. Yes it would be fl oz
      B. Product packaging still just uses oz for amounts that small, look at a 20oz soda

    • @MlordSlav
      @MlordSlav 5 лет назад +2

      Right assholes dont just say,"oh but its different in THIS calculation", sick of that bs just stick to the question at hand

    • @yonderxturbounicorngaming8442
      @yonderxturbounicorngaming8442 5 лет назад

      IKR

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 5 лет назад +367

    If this is how EmKay laughs then how does he sound when he cries?

  • @smoothgawd
    @smoothgawd 5 лет назад +520

    Isn’t 18oz 50% more than 12oz? Cause half of 12 is 6 and 12 + 6 = 18oz?

    • @entropy7999
      @entropy7999 5 лет назад +19

      to clear up: the facepalm is on the poster who circled the 18 and 12 who dosent get math (like damien here)

    • @zoophiliaphobic
      @zoophiliaphobic 5 лет назад +3

      r/hello

    • @noah035
      @noah035 5 лет назад +2

      R/atetheonion

    • @sanjivinsmoke9154
      @sanjivinsmoke9154 5 лет назад

      @@noah035 that's not how it works

    • @noah035
      @noah035 5 лет назад

      sanji vinsmoke ik lol that’s the joke

  • @claudereynolds729
    @claudereynolds729 4 года назад +21

    Emkay: "I wish I was Bilingual."
    Me living in a country with 10 official languages: "Well its cool, maar deurmekaar, e monate haholo, iyacaphukisa, ewusizo and completely mind boggling after barely learning a second."

    • @tafto3106
      @tafto3106 4 года назад +1

      What country?

    • @claudereynolds729
      @claudereynolds729 4 года назад +1

      @@tafto3106 South Africa

    • @nikolaghost699
      @nikolaghost699 4 года назад

      I speak every slavic language italian english and some german

    • @mountainmickey2434
      @mountainmickey2434 4 года назад

      Claude Reynolds but africa is a continent

    • @claudereynolds729
      @claudereynolds729 4 года назад +2

      @@mountainmickey2434 Yes, but South Africa is a country( more specifically the southern most country, hence the name) within Africa.

  • @Garageboks
    @Garageboks 5 лет назад +89

    “Berlin is located in Africa” and “Belgium is the capital of portugal” a girl in my high school class

    • @CarassiusAu
      @CarassiusAu 5 лет назад +6

      At least she knows what Belgium and Portugal are, my sister doesn't know either of them

    • @coltencaswell4352
      @coltencaswell4352 5 лет назад

      America 100

    • @coltencaswell4352
      @coltencaswell4352 5 лет назад +1

      @@CarassiusAu wow in the 2nd grade we had to name every country in Europe, Africa, Asia which included the Oceanic region, North America and Central America, and South America.

    • @CarassiusAu
      @CarassiusAu 5 лет назад

      @@coltencaswell4352 I didn't need to but I self-studied as I am always interested in geography, but I wish my teacher would make us do the same as yours

    • @MyTube31581
      @MyTube31581 5 лет назад +5

      As a german I can 100% confirm that we moved our capital city after the wall fell in 1989.

  • @KimonoSuki
    @KimonoSuki 5 лет назад +107

    7:19 At my school my history teacher did something similar,, we all went out and made signs and interviewed people at lunch about "Ending Women's Suffrage" and kept talking about the suffrage of women couldn't go on any longer and other stuff and got a bunch of people to sign a petition! It was hilarious and I still laugh about it.
    (For those who don't get it, "suffrage" means the right to vote.)

  • @fabuloussnake6011
    @fabuloussnake6011 5 лет назад +674

    50% more than 12 is 18.. 50% of 12 is 6 and 12 + 6 is 18
    Edit: Bruh like 10 other people commented the same thing as me I wonder who'll get the most likes

  • @prongs1466
    @prongs1466 4 года назад +41

    0:40 someone correct me if I'm wrong but 6oz. is 50% of 12oz. so 18oz. is 50% more than 12oz.

    • @valleybox_
      @valleybox_ 4 года назад

      i think he is the facepalm

    • @danielsteger8456
      @danielsteger8456 3 года назад

      Dummy ofc 150% of 12 oz is 18... you in 4th grade?

    • @kmac291
      @kmac291 3 года назад +1

      @@danielsteger8456 Did you just put 150% instead of 50% and felt the need to tell someone they’re a dummy even tho they’re right...?
      You in 4th grade?

    • @IMightBeError
      @IMightBeError 3 года назад

      @@danielsteger8456 100% + 50% is 150%
      its 50% more than the original 100% version

    • @danielsteger8456
      @danielsteger8456 3 года назад

      @@kmac291 50% more of x is 150% of x.... i think you have a brain problem because i cant understand what you are trying to say. yes? i put 150% instead of 50% because 50% of 12 is 6, when we are trying to find 50% more of something, not 50% of something.
      yes, the guy is correct, but the point of my comment was that there is almost no way you can be unsure of this unless you are in 4th grade... but i guess its too much to expect people to read english.

  • @Grgrqr
    @Grgrqr 4 года назад +266

    The shirt says “extrapolate from incomplete data” it’s a joke, because you should be able to know that the other is “those who can’t”

    • @bloodied4490
      @bloodied4490 4 года назад +1

      I still dont get it

    • @selestedoesntevencare2169
      @selestedoesntevencare2169 4 года назад +20

      @@bloodied4490 to extrapolating means to make an inference from values we can already observe. It only says the first half but by extrapolating you can infer the second will finish it off, "and those who can't." It basically is just saying that it shouldn't have to be written out for you to get the second part.

    • @elijahbrown3096
      @elijahbrown3096 4 года назад

      Pls no like it's at 69 (nice)

    • @elijahbrown3096
      @elijahbrown3096 4 года назад

      Høpëlëss U think ur account name is hard to make? Well, I'm on mobile, so there

    •  4 года назад

      @@bloodied4490 those who can't what?

  • @tracks6984
    @tracks6984 5 лет назад +428

    In a situation where your being robbed just say
    “No!”
    They cannot take anything without your consent.

    • @jfacum24
      @jfacum24 5 лет назад +12

      Actually, I know a girl that once was going to be robbed on the street, she told the dude "No", He then responded: "Don't look at my face" and just left.

    • @renabreu2788
      @renabreu2788 5 лет назад

      FaQ24 hmmm

    • @wabanimation7959
      @wabanimation7959 5 лет назад +1

      Your fucking idot being robed is stealing they do with out their consent

    • @cas2324
      @cas2324 5 лет назад +10

      SNIPER NO SNIPING

    • @dreamingpotato7744
      @dreamingpotato7744 5 лет назад +14

      @@wabanimation7959 r/whoosh and
      *you're a
      *robbed
      *do it
      *without

  • @lobsterworshiper298
    @lobsterworshiper298 5 лет назад +591

    I am ashamed of who i was three years ago, therefore i'll just edit this shit so it vanishes forever

    • @AndrewBrownK
      @AndrewBrownK 5 лет назад +77

      I've said in the past, Damien is very lovable, but kinda slow

    • @Montaq_
      @Montaq_ 5 лет назад +54

      He also can't read roman numerals apparently.

    • @korialogo
      @korialogo 5 лет назад +25

      We love him anyway, though.

    • @lavennia
      @lavennia 5 лет назад +9

      Honestly, the imperial system is so confusing, idk what's right or wrong at this point (I'm Canadian tho)

    • @satisfactioninajar7668
      @satisfactioninajar7668 5 лет назад +14

      @@lavennia yeah imperial sucks but that literally does not matter in this situation

  • @matthewcaratozzolo3070
    @matthewcaratozzolo3070 4 года назад +12

    In school we can’t graduate if we don’t pass two years of a language and Spanish teachers have said how in a few decades America will speak 50% Spanish and everyone flipped their shit

  • @spod2998
    @spod2998 5 лет назад +48

    “I have no hope for humans anymore”
    - the guy who made r/facepalm and was bombarded with pictures of stupidity

  • @TopOfLobby
    @TopOfLobby 5 лет назад +88

    0:40 The real facepalm is the post and Damien's reaction to it lol

    • @GUNMOFO5
      @GUNMOFO5 5 лет назад +1

      For real though

    • @theduckyninja1086
      @theduckyninja1086 5 лет назад +2

      Damian: can't do math
      Entire comment section: *djejbdhGerBafKatGahagafaiafG*

  • @redred7702
    @redred7702 5 лет назад +298

    And the most classic facepalm:
    I thought Canada was a state of America.

    • @animatronicyeet1519
      @animatronicyeet1519 5 лет назад +11

      I thought Texas was a country.

    • @fearodactyl2886
      @fearodactyl2886 5 лет назад +7

      "Canada's a country? Wait no, Canada's a state..."

    • @marioalegria6934
      @marioalegria6934 5 лет назад

      Canada, a state of AMERICA ofc

    • @sprousprou
      @sprousprou 5 лет назад

      HOW DARE YOU

    • @lenzi5119
      @lenzi5119 5 лет назад +1

      I used to think Africa was where Russia is when i was really young.

  • @lorddarkfluff2969
    @lorddarkfluff2969 4 года назад +3

    Omg the pool one is hilarious considering ancient Greece had pools before even Cleopatra was born

  • @mayleaf9799
    @mayleaf9799 4 года назад +55

    Someone in my social studies class got a D- on a test for thinking that the second continental Congress was held before the first, and that slaves and native Americans were the same thing.

    • @reaperp1391
      @reaperp1391 4 года назад +4

      oh my f**kin-

    • @haiiooo3858
      @haiiooo3858 4 года назад +6

      How did they only get a *D-*

    • @mng3941
      @mng3941 4 года назад +5

      How did they not get an F?

    • @reaperp1391
      @reaperp1391 4 года назад +2

      @@mng3941 It's a god damn mystery.

    • @mustwereallydothis
      @mustwereallydothis 4 года назад +2

      Too bad the teacher couldn't have given them a W- instead.

  • @JohanniklasLp
    @JohanniklasLp 5 лет назад +269

    You know about these rare cases where children accidently get swapped?
    A Maternity Test would actually help with that, A Paternity Test would just lead to a "not the father" and make relationship problems

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 5 лет назад +8

      yes but as you said rare cases and you would still know if you gave birth or not

    • @omgidkwhatimdoing9626
      @omgidkwhatimdoing9626 5 лет назад +33

      @@isaiahf-d846 sure you have A child, but what if that one isn't YOUR child.
      that's the idea, you lemon.

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 5 лет назад +12

      @@omgidkwhatimdoing9626 yea I really need to stop to think before I type

    • @korondatta426
      @korondatta426 5 лет назад +1

      @@isaiahf-d846 Still dumb how can stop thinking before writing
      Get it?

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 5 лет назад +2

      @@korondatta426 idk I managed to do it though

  • @eddiekaspbraksfannypack137
    @eddiekaspbraksfannypack137 5 лет назад +165

    9:13
    Imagine falling in love with someone just to find out they judge people if they watch Netflix with subtitles so they can understand easier if they are hearing impaired

    • @thiefqueenftw
      @thiefqueenftw 5 лет назад +8

      My thoughts exactly!! I've got hearing issues and auditory processing disorder so I really need subtitles. I used to be really insecure about it when I was younger because people like that would get annoyed with me and say I was 'ruining the show'... Like, ableist cunts can fuck off.

    • @andelanovakova6410
      @andelanovakova6410 5 лет назад +7

      Well, I don't have it confirmed from a doctor, but I think I have a little problem with hearing too, like I constantly need to repeat what someone says :/ so I really need the subtitles)
      Also, even though I have C1 level certificate (A1, A2, B1, B2, C1 and C2 levels), English is not my first language, so even though I can sometimes watch it with Czech subtitles, I still switch to the English ones so that I can be sure that I hear exactly what they're saying because sometimes the actors have accents or muffled voices so that's quite difficult to understand sometimes :D

    • @usamazaheer3507
      @usamazaheer3507 5 лет назад +5

      I watch with subtitles all the time! Especially the ones that has scientific terms or old historical references!

    • @MatanuskaHIGH
      @MatanuskaHIGH 5 лет назад +3

      My old lady always watches with subtitles. Used to bug me but after 16 years I’m used to it. I read along lol

    • @sleepyhead1707
      @sleepyhead1707 5 лет назад +2

      Ikr I mean I'm not hearing impaired but I love reading to the point o just get destracted if I have nothing to read

  • @rswgj
    @rswgj Год назад +2

    I had a friend whose older sister(9th grade) thought that Alaska was south of Hawaii and that Texas was the biggest state and that the Earth is flat because on a paper map of the US, Alaska is smaller and at the bottom and the paper is flat.

  • @andrewchen2681
    @andrewchen2681 4 года назад +98

    3:00 I swear I did not send that message nor do I know this man.

    • @joosh2995
      @joosh2995 4 года назад +7

      Well then it's another andrew chen

    • @splattim3180
      @splattim3180 4 года назад +12

      how far did you space out when you saw the name

    • @andrewchen2681
      @andrewchen2681 4 года назад +17

      Splat Tim I legit started panicking when I saw that. And I just sat there like I had just watch ‘Nam all over again...traumatized...for hours...

    • @joosh2995
      @joosh2995 4 года назад

      @@Poetic_Raven What are you talking about? This ended a while ago and doesn't concern you at all. Please stop commenting on it

    • @Poetic_Raven
      @Poetic_Raven 4 года назад

      @@joosh2995 k

  • @michaelb9348
    @michaelb9348 5 лет назад +37

    "Remove the cotton. There are pills under it."
    "Ahah, yesterday I ate the cotton.*
    "*YOU WH-*" gets interrupted by ad.
    Me: not sure why I'm laughing.

  • @i_couldnt_a_name6317
    @i_couldnt_a_name6317 5 лет назад +90

    ok but there was actully a girl in my freshmen class who didnt know where canada was
    we spent like ten minutes trying to direct her on a map

    • @sundless1996
      @sundless1996 5 лет назад +13

      Sarah Runions as a Canadian I can confirm that Canada does not exist

    • @MissCaraMint
      @MissCaraMint 5 лет назад +4

      Søundless So my parents lied? Aw man.

    • @sundless1996
      @sundless1996 5 лет назад +3

      MissCaraMint that how it be sometimes

    • @svenkjellberg6381
      @svenkjellberg6381 5 лет назад +3

      I am also a Canadian, I can back that fact up.
      It’s true, Canada just straight up doesn’t exist.

    • @JoyOfCreativeService
      @JoyOfCreativeService 5 лет назад +1

      @@svenkjellberg6381 You have the same last name as this guy I know named Felix. Are you of Swedish descent, by any chance?

  • @colinejayne
    @colinejayne 4 года назад +1

    The shirt joke is that people badly respond to things that are unfinished (ie. the shirt). Therefore, his shirt was making fun of his students asking where the second part is because it was “incomplete”.

  • @tidepodpadthai2633
    @tidepodpadthai2633 5 лет назад +103

    1:25
    No one:
    People on Facebook: THOSE DAMN LIBERALS

    • @danktank5193
      @danktank5193 5 лет назад +1

      I’m pretty sure it was sarcasm

    • @-mochi-5914
      @-mochi-5914 5 лет назад +1

      Most of the people on Facebook are liberals you dunce

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 5 лет назад

      @@-mochi-5914 Obviously not
      Pretty sure you're the dunce here

    • @-mochi-5914
      @-mochi-5914 5 лет назад

      @@tidepodpadthai2633 um just because you don't see them in these videos doesn't mean that they aren't there. Dunce.

  • @DarkStar-ol2uo
    @DarkStar-ol2uo 5 лет назад +26

    "i used the flint and steel to destroy the flint and steel" - Thanos, 2019

  • @lfestevao
    @lfestevao 5 лет назад +37

    8:00 - The Dreamcatcher is working and already caught a bad dream

    • @random6579
      @random6579 5 лет назад

      Uhh. No its not how dream catchers work. Theyr suppose to catch BAD DREAMS and give GOOD DREEMS

    • @bossmrsgamer4675
      @bossmrsgamer4675 5 лет назад

      Probably a incest dream

    • @johnmcfly-zf2xh
      @johnmcfly-zf2xh 5 лет назад +2

      @@bossmrsgamer4675 dude he said a bad dream

  • @mmcgrath2510
    @mmcgrath2510 4 года назад +22

    6:50 people need to stop doing this. Even if you believe God loves you it says in the bible not to “put the Lord thy God to the test”.
    Also it’s just stupid.

  • @curtisleblanc5897
    @curtisleblanc5897 4 года назад +114

    "Imagine if you knew every language. You'd be a suave charming guy."
    Me: No, I'd be the same awkward introvert, but with a technically bigger vocabulary.

  • @Talguy21
    @Talguy21 5 лет назад +130

    13:45
    Well, if you don't get the joke, that means you're in category #2! xD

    • @Alice-FE
      @Alice-FE 5 лет назад +17

      "But sire, the normies"
      *Nike logo*

    • @stealthyink7262
      @stealthyink7262 5 лет назад +1

      @@Alice-FE saw what you did there.

    • @ultrabell517
      @ultrabell517 5 лет назад

      Oh, so I'm nothing

    • @kyliedearson9362
      @kyliedearson9362 5 лет назад +1

      Talguy21 well obviously

    • @justinalicea1590
      @justinalicea1590 5 лет назад

      @UCLPJrsq3pE4wMyTeJZ94SOg 2) Those who cannot extrapolate from incomplete data.
      As you did not understand the shirt, you are that second group.

  • @scrivenerdenograde7661
    @scrivenerdenograde7661 5 лет назад +99

    13:55 Well, the words on the shirt, translated to common English, is literally:
    There are two kinds of people:
    1) Those who can figure out the whole thing without all of the information given to them 😂😂😊👍

  • @greyhovnd
    @greyhovnd 4 года назад +3

    that last one has the same energy as a girl i knew in high school who replied "I've been to California" when asked if she'd been out of the country

  • @MinimiMax
    @MinimiMax 5 лет назад +12

    "Are you Tony Hawk?"
    "Yes."
    "Why?"
    "Ever since I was a kid, I wanted to be known as a legend in sports. The problem is I didn't know any other sports but skateboarding so I had to become a Tony Hawk."

  • @kix2687
    @kix2687 5 лет назад +149

    but... 18 is 50% more then 12... am I getting r/whooshed? what was the facepalm there?

    • @Radiatedmouse19
      @Radiatedmouse19 5 лет назад +20

      Star-Spangled Ranger, Fridge the facepalm was that someone posted that picture on r/facepalm I think.

    • @DrakeSilmore
      @DrakeSilmore 5 лет назад +8

      @@Mutrax4706 what

    • @garrowpop2965
      @garrowpop2965 5 лет назад +16

      @@Mutrax4706 No. 50% more of 12 is 18. 12*1.5 = 18. 50% of 18 is 9.

    • @zeanomourph1
      @zeanomourph1 5 лет назад +11

      @@Mutrax4706 lmfao what is this guy even on about bruhhhhh go back to primary school maths.
      9 is 50% less than 18 (18 - 18/2 = 9). 18 is 50% more than 12 (12 + 12/2 = 18).
      Percentage is calculated from the number that it is a percentage of, not whatever the f*** it is that you're doing there.

    • @duh_itsmeh1142
      @duh_itsmeh1142 5 лет назад +1

      Star-Spangled Ranger, Fridge he is

  • @movementman9777
    @movementman9777 5 лет назад +52

    I was going to commit a crime but I changed my mind due to that sign.

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs 3 года назад +3

    10:32
    This girl deserved that ngl
    Like
    Put your phone down
    If you don’t
    You have it coming
    If it had the only pictures of a dead family member?
    Everyone in your family has every right to disown you

  • @insertname564
    @insertname564 4 года назад +14

    11:43
    Did... Did he really just say ferocious? That's a face palm all in its self self 😂

  • @lenaoxton7804
    @lenaoxton7804 5 лет назад +53

    Me: *go to the comment section and see numbers* I THOUGHT THIS SUMMER BREAK!!

    • @jaygay6576
      @jaygay6576 5 лет назад +3

      School is starting this month for some people ;w;

    • @lenaoxton7804
      @lenaoxton7804 5 лет назад

      @@jaygay6576 well same of course!

    • @RatBoyDunce
      @RatBoyDunce 5 лет назад

      But it's winter

    • @leahhorton5938
      @leahhorton5938 5 лет назад

      @@jaygay6576 Less than a month for me...In fact I have to go back this month on the 26th

    • @gothmoth1616
      @gothmoth1616 5 лет назад

      summer is not a break from common sense tho

  • @fox_girl_2564
    @fox_girl_2564 5 лет назад +21

    0:42 not a facepalm. You see...
    50% = 1/2
    1/2 × 12 =6
    6 +12 = 18
    So yes... it is 50% more than the 12 oz bottle. The facepalm is that you cant math.

  • @pranavpolakam5371
    @pranavpolakam5371 3 года назад +2

    13:46 the joke is that the shirt says that "There are 2 kinds of people in this world: those who can infer information (simplifying it)", and if you belong to that first category, then you can infer that the 2nd point is "those who can't". Since the two boys asked if there was a second part to the shirt, they clearly belong to the 2nd category XD

  • @justanoman6497
    @justanoman6497 5 лет назад +47

    Welt, most high school and colleges force you to learn a second language if you want to get that sheet of paper.

    • @motorcycleman115
      @motorcycleman115 5 лет назад +4

      I managed to fake my way through learning spanish all the way to high school. After that, I dumped like 95% of my knowledge of the language.

    • @SarahAbramova
      @SarahAbramova 5 лет назад

      It's required in mine. I want to take French 3 but can only fit 1 and 2.

    • @MasterQuestMaster
      @MasterQuestMaster 5 лет назад

      I had to take English classes since grade school. Well, at least that language is important.

    • @jide7765
      @jide7765 5 лет назад

      Dudes, you know that there is NO official language in USA, right?
      English is the main spoken one with 80% of native speaker but it is NOT the official language...

    • @LuckD7cky
      @LuckD7cky 4 года назад

      @@nobody7817 buuuuullshit....

  • @wb8211
    @wb8211 5 лет назад +5

    4:15 this is actually a concept used in Britain in areas that have a lot of minor crime and not a lot of people to deal with it, basically the sign says that disorderly conduct and drinking in public (aka minor crimes) will be overlooked to reduce strain on police when no ones around to see anyway

  • @scottdixon2505
    @scottdixon2505 5 лет назад +68

    Wait wait wait. Did they say obese is 'anti black'? Like, how exactly?

    • @minisoul01
      @minisoul01 5 лет назад +2

      I want to know too
      Also nice profile pic

    • @random6579
      @random6579 5 лет назад

      NO its not anti black you dummy. Obesity is being fat!

    • @mwur6190
      @mwur6190 5 лет назад +8

      Isn't that an insult to black people as well by associating with black people with being fat?

    • @gideonjones5712
      @gideonjones5712 5 лет назад +5

      @@mwur6190 only if you have a working brain.

    • @melodramaticdragon5826
      @melodramaticdragon5826 5 лет назад

      @@minisoul01 Whoops sorry for the dislike I meant to click "read more"

  • @MyUsersDark
    @MyUsersDark 4 года назад +3

    14:26 One of my sister's friends thought Norway was the capital of Sweden.
    Not surprised if they thought the earth was flat too.

  • @mindythedestroyer2007
    @mindythedestroyer2007 5 лет назад +113

    The reason god didn't intervene when the church leader was mauled by a lion is because the bible has a whole flipping story dedicated to saying "you can't test god"

    • @HEX33C1FF
      @HEX33C1FF 5 лет назад +4

      THANK YOU! That's exactly what I was saying.

    • @Sigmaairav
      @Sigmaairav 5 лет назад +11

      either that or god is just an imaginary friend people larp with >_>

    • @SissypheanCatboy
      @SissypheanCatboy 5 лет назад +7

      @@Sigmaairav go tip your fedora elsewhere

    • @messmermusicals1367
      @messmermusicals1367 5 лет назад +9

      Ooooooooor God doesn't exist

    • @Sigmaairav
      @Sigmaairav 5 лет назад

      @@messmermusicals1367 The biggest larp fantasy

  • @ilostmymainaccount-4742
    @ilostmymainaccount-4742 5 лет назад +82

    *Putin calls trans people "transformers"*
    AUTOBOTS ROLL OUT**Robots murdering anti-lgbtq+ things**

  • @chiquitin_o
    @chiquitin_o 5 лет назад +16

    Damien: 'Ahaha! Yesterday, I ate the cotton.' You wHA-
    **add plays**

  • @iamthasecond
    @iamthasecond 4 года назад +4

    13:45 damien... you're supposed to extrapolate that the part 2 is those who can't

  • @tenebignisgames4926
    @tenebignisgames4926 5 лет назад +25

    What irks me about the clock is that... It's right-side up, but it was made upside-down

    • @OhhowHelovesus777
      @OhhowHelovesus777 5 лет назад +1

      I know lol I was like its just made wrong, so flipping it isnt gonna help lol.

    • @Danzignan
      @Danzignan 5 лет назад +3

      You can just... rotate it?

    • @OhhowHelovesus777
      @OhhowHelovesus777 5 лет назад +2

      @@Danzignan nope, the numbers aren't on right at all, so rotating it will just put the numbers upside down.

    • @mfree80286
      @mfree80286 5 лет назад +5

      @@Danzignan You can take it off the wall and throw it in the trash, it's literally impossible to make it right.
      Flip it? 5/6/7 are upside down now.

  • @BreadForYou
    @BreadForYou 5 лет назад +137

    Nobody:
    This comments section: BUT 18oz IS 50% MORE THAN 12oz AM I GETTING WHOOOSHED??

  • @fbihorse
    @fbihorse 5 лет назад +16

    This poor man is gonna get crucified for his lack of basic math skills

    • @Shadow-vd8ss
      @Shadow-vd8ss 5 лет назад +1

      He does this kind of stuff a lot. He isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer

    • @kittycat-qu4qc
      @kittycat-qu4qc 5 лет назад

      Shadow8769 yeah, I can’t find it either, I’m going out with my ex tonight and I need it to.. cut onions...

    • @lzan5035
      @lzan5035 5 лет назад

      Yeah, pretty much

  • @Ts-ub6xk
    @Ts-ub6xk 4 года назад +5

    14:05 I actually almost started crying because I think of my dog like he means everything to me, whoever wrote that, *ITS TIME TO STOP.*

    • @pokeblue596
      @pokeblue596 2 года назад +2

      Whoever wrote that post doesn’t understand why the phrase “Man’s best friend” exist