One question. Is your username in Roman numerals? Because if so, I don't understand what they mean. I think you forgot to add some space between the numbers. Without the space(s), the symbols don't mean anything. But if they're not Roman numerals, sorry for wasting your time, but I'm curious to what they mean.
I'm noticing a lot of cringe fanbases ruining my day, thanks gacha life for diagnosing me with grateful dead, thank you... For the shit kids gacha life. Ariveldeci, hentai.
Why are you so focused on the pfp than the comment itself. And btw, Idc if you dislike Gacha Life or not. I respect everyone's opinions. Because that's what makes us different. Go ahead and say it's cringy all you want. Because once again, idc. (I have more to say but this reply is getting too long so I'm ending it here.)
That "two types of people" bit reminded me of a shirt I saw someone wearing years ago: "There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary And those who don't."
i was watching the video, see the post and think wtf that is 50% and so i went to reddit on the post to double check and saw the comments see em urself
@DontCraftCry tis has been a introduction of reverse reverse reverse reverse reverse reverse reverse reverse psychology therefore my brain took a 5 minute break to comprehend this
I'm gonna help you with the roman numerals. I = 1 II = 2 III = 3 IV = 4 V = 5 VI = 6 VII = 7 VIII = 8 IX = 9 X = 10 XI = 11 XII = 12 Hope that helps Emkay
I paused the video to make this same observation. I'm just waiting for the day he posts an r/woosh video and doesn't realize they are all his comments from his own videos.
der is a very very very veyr very raare condition where da mother haz two dnas,one is the rest of her body,one is her womb wat dis means is dat yes,there are dnas tests for mothers
Babies are taken away for a while after labour. Babies being confused by the hospital workers is a very known thing, and the fact that babies can be "recognized" before the age of a month is a myth, they all look like disgusting fucking goblins.
Miguel Ferreira Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.
@@danielmclatchie2053 I understand the joke I wanted to see if anyone would explain it I feel like theres gonna be that one guy to do that just why not.
Richard Rutledge Idiot😂the company isn’t going to put the whole number Including the decimals on the bottle😂t REAL problem was that the person who took the photo couldn’t do maths
Someone in my class once called a stingray a crocodile, This person also thought that the American’s independence day was may 4th and i shit you not because “may the forth be with you”.
For Damien: "There are two types of people in this world: 1) Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data" Despite the fact that this data is incomplete, people in category 1 can still extrapolate that the second one is "2) Those who cannot" The students who were asking the teacher if his shirt is missing a second part belong to category 2.
There was a girl in my class that thought a tundra was a planet and when me and my friend asked about her question she just said, "It sounded like a type of planet in the solar system." We were in the 6th grade
My 5 year-old cousin likes to say random words with b at the beginning. His favorite is “I bemember eating bomatoes.” “Rember” just reminded me of this.
Blake Bell I was just clarifying that the stereotype of something along the lines of “Americans not knowing that other countries exist” would make sense if the stereotypes are anything to go by. I wasn’t saying “America is the only place on earth with stupid people.” That title would belong to Florida.
No the face palm is the fact that it is highly misleading making people think it is 50% larger then the old bottle, while as in reality it is the exact same size just reshaped to look bigger and then labeled 50% larger in large text and then in the fine print (then the size that never existed but is 33% smaller then this size) ... It is a marketing tactic to ease people into inflation without realizing they are paying more for the same size. People fall for that 50% larger* text all the time not actually looking at the old sizes volume and the new sizes volume, both the same just in a different shape to make the new one look bigger.
@@hockeyhacker97 nah. I don't think you're right about that in every case. I worked in retail and I saw, with my own two eyes, the size of m and m bags get smaller.
@@notquiteordinary So then you are agreeing then. There are two marketing tactics to adjust for inflation without pissing people off. One way is to charge more for the same size but make it look larger in order to justify the cost change, the other way is to charge the exact same but to every so slightly decrease the size a little bit at a time to decrease the product and thus costs without people realizing they are paying the same for less. Those are the two ways to adjust prices for inflation without having people protest the cost difference. I explained the example in the video and you explained the other example. Both are viable tactics that work equally as well. If a Snickers goes from 2oz to 1.97oz to 1.94 oz to 1.90 oz to 1.88 oz to 1.86 oz over a year no one notices the 7% decrease in size for the same or in some cases slightly increased prices, prices slowly raised on them from $0.74 to $1.09 over many years while they have decreased in size from 62 grams to 48 grams over the years as well, king size candy today is roughly the same size as regular size candy 20 years ago was. Both tactics are used. Same even happens in restaurants where as inflation goes up one of three things happens, 1) They lower their food quality to keep prices and portions the same. 2) They every so slightly reduce their serving sizes a little bit at a time or add more filler with less expensive stuff like increasing the amount of rice while decreasing the amount of meat to fill the burrito, or 3) They raise their prices pissing off their regulars and then have to hope to find new regulars.
@@hockeyhacker97 no. I don't agree at all. You literally said that they advertise it as a size bigger than a size that never existed. This just isn't true. Anyone can go to the store and compare two products, as long as they are made at the same time, the 50% larger one will be 1.5x bigger than the standard size. The only time there might be a discrepancy is if the sizes change. A 10oz mustard sells out. A new product, at 9oz comes in. The old SKU for the larger size will be 15oz. Once those are discontinued or sold out, they will be 13.5oz. You straight up made baseless accusations and your wrong.
3:50 ooohh, the irony of misspelled word on the embroidered patch. Made my day lol. Not wanting to learn another language, but it seems he doesn't even have that good of a grasp on his language either...
Emkay: "I wish I was Bilingual." Me living in a country with 10 official languages: "Well its cool, maar deurmekaar, e monate haholo, iyacaphukisa, ewusizo and completely mind boggling after barely learning a second."
@@CarassiusAu wow in the 2nd grade we had to name every country in Europe, Africa, Asia which included the Oceanic region, North America and Central America, and South America.
@@coltencaswell4352 I didn't need to but I self-studied as I am always interested in geography, but I wish my teacher would make us do the same as yours
7:19 At my school my history teacher did something similar,, we all went out and made signs and interviewed people at lunch about "Ending Women's Suffrage" and kept talking about the suffrage of women couldn't go on any longer and other stuff and got a bunch of people to sign a petition! It was hilarious and I still laugh about it. (For those who don't get it, "suffrage" means the right to vote.)
50% more than 12 is 18.. 50% of 12 is 6 and 12 + 6 is 18 Edit: Bruh like 10 other people commented the same thing as me I wonder who'll get the most likes
@@kmac291 50% more of x is 150% of x.... i think you have a brain problem because i cant understand what you are trying to say. yes? i put 150% instead of 50% because 50% of 12 is 6, when we are trying to find 50% more of something, not 50% of something. yes, the guy is correct, but the point of my comment was that there is almost no way you can be unsure of this unless you are in 4th grade... but i guess its too much to expect people to read english.
@@bloodied4490 to extrapolating means to make an inference from values we can already observe. It only says the first half but by extrapolating you can infer the second will finish it off, "and those who can't." It basically is just saying that it shouldn't have to be written out for you to get the second part.
Actually, I know a girl that once was going to be robbed on the street, she told the dude "No", He then responded: "Don't look at my face" and just left.
In school we can’t graduate if we don’t pass two years of a language and Spanish teachers have said how in a few decades America will speak 50% Spanish and everyone flipped their shit
Someone in my social studies class got a D- on a test for thinking that the second continental Congress was held before the first, and that slaves and native Americans were the same thing.
You know about these rare cases where children accidently get swapped? A Maternity Test would actually help with that, A Paternity Test would just lead to a "not the father" and make relationship problems
9:13 Imagine falling in love with someone just to find out they judge people if they watch Netflix with subtitles so they can understand easier if they are hearing impaired
My thoughts exactly!! I've got hearing issues and auditory processing disorder so I really need subtitles. I used to be really insecure about it when I was younger because people like that would get annoyed with me and say I was 'ruining the show'... Like, ableist cunts can fuck off.
Well, I don't have it confirmed from a doctor, but I think I have a little problem with hearing too, like I constantly need to repeat what someone says :/ so I really need the subtitles) Also, even though I have C1 level certificate (A1, A2, B1, B2, C1 and C2 levels), English is not my first language, so even though I can sometimes watch it with Czech subtitles, I still switch to the English ones so that I can be sure that I hear exactly what they're saying because sometimes the actors have accents or muffled voices so that's quite difficult to understand sometimes :D
I had a friend whose older sister(9th grade) thought that Alaska was south of Hawaii and that Texas was the biggest state and that the Earth is flat because on a paper map of the US, Alaska is smaller and at the bottom and the paper is flat.
The shirt joke is that people badly respond to things that are unfinished (ie. the shirt). Therefore, his shirt was making fun of his students asking where the second part is because it was “incomplete”.
6:50 people need to stop doing this. Even if you believe God loves you it says in the bible not to “put the Lord thy God to the test”. Also it’s just stupid.
"Imagine if you knew every language. You'd be a suave charming guy." Me: No, I'd be the same awkward introvert, but with a technically bigger vocabulary.
13:55 Well, the words on the shirt, translated to common English, is literally: There are two kinds of people: 1) Those who can figure out the whole thing without all of the information given to them 😂😂😊👍
"Are you Tony Hawk?" "Yes." "Why?" "Ever since I was a kid, I wanted to be known as a legend in sports. The problem is I didn't know any other sports but skateboarding so I had to become a Tony Hawk."
@@Mutrax4706 lmfao what is this guy even on about bruhhhhh go back to primary school maths. 9 is 50% less than 18 (18 - 18/2 = 9). 18 is 50% more than 12 (12 + 12/2 = 18). Percentage is calculated from the number that it is a percentage of, not whatever the f*** it is that you're doing there.
10:32 This girl deserved that ngl Like Put your phone down If you don’t You have it coming If it had the only pictures of a dead family member? Everyone in your family has every right to disown you
13:46 the joke is that the shirt says that "There are 2 kinds of people in this world: those who can infer information (simplifying it)", and if you belong to that first category, then you can infer that the 2nd point is "those who can't". Since the two boys asked if there was a second part to the shirt, they clearly belong to the 2nd category XD
Dudes, you know that there is NO official language in USA, right? English is the main spoken one with 80% of native speaker but it is NOT the official language...
4:15 this is actually a concept used in Britain in areas that have a lot of minor crime and not a lot of people to deal with it, basically the sign says that disorderly conduct and drinking in public (aka minor crimes) will be overlooked to reduce strain on police when no ones around to see anyway
The reason god didn't intervene when the church leader was mauled by a lion is because the bible has a whole flipping story dedicated to saying "you can't test god"
I'm confused about the mustard one, 12 +50% is 18. Is the facepalm the fact that the guy who made the picture is bad at math?
That's what he just said
Probably yh
Confusion
I'm just as confused. Maybe it was because that he was bad at math.
ReznoV Vazileski but...it said 50% MORE. 50% of 12 is 6. So 50% more of 12 would be 18 right?
Wow... The mustard one is actually right. It was 12 oz before. So 50% of 12 oz is 6 oz... 12oz +6oz =18oz
The thing is that it is a facepalm because the person who took the image didn’t understand how math works.
I know! That made me so mad
Yeah i was like... theres nothing wrong with that lol, i was looking 4 the joke but i found none
It should be in /r/technicallythetruth instead of /r/facepalm
@@katakana1 Not even technically. it literally just *is* the truth
"Imagine if you knew every language. Youd be a swave, charming guy"
No I'm pretty sure I'd just be able to embarrass myself in more languages.
Well, if you keep embarrassing yourself, that means you don't know every language then.
@@alexanderchristopher6237 what?
William it’s more embarrassing to NOT know a language
*you’d. *suave
*suave
0:40 there was no error there. They were saying it was 50% more mustard, 50% of 12oz is 6. 12 + 6 = 18. So that post is messed up and incorrect
The post itself is the facepalm because it us saying that he thought that was wrong
@@swetdepismovingofaccount1324 idk mate the fact he paused on an easy question concerns me
r/woooooosh
Yeah, after I looked at this I basically screwed myself😅
TJ _ r/IKnow
But, 18 oz is 50% more than 12 oz
Exactly
*AGREED!*
The picture is of someone posting that they think it’s not 50% more so the person who drew the circles is dumb. So Damien is dumb
sooo true
@@mayo6787 ...Yep. He's lucky he's got a good voice.
But... isn’t 50% of 12 6? And 12 + 6 is 18? Am I just missing the joke?
EDIT: Okay thank you for clearing that up :)
If so, then im missing it to, we probably just got r/wooosh'd
Me too...
No i think your right.
No you didn't miss the joke, they are just stupid. xD
Wombat thank goodness thought I was stupid
0:50 uh, yeah? Nothing wrong with that...? 50% of 12 is six, so adding 50% to 12 is 18? So it's correct?
Yes it's correct. The facepalm is that the guy thought it was wrong
I thought the fp was because they wrote the exact same thing for no reason :P
@Luca Yates that's a glitch on phone, sometimes it posts it twice if your internet crap, because mine is and that happens to me
Thank you! Damian apparently can't do math either because ge questioned if it was right
@Luca Yates sure doesn't sound like it
“The curtain is extremely off angle with the door!”
Yup. Not the fact that the bar is OVER THE DOOR, MAKING IT UNABLE TO OPEN.
that was implied :)
whoooosh
0:43 50% (half) of 12 is 6
Add that to 12 and you get 18
There is no facepalm there, except for the fact that it was _on_ r/facepalm
One question. Is your username in Roman numerals? Because if so, I don't understand what they mean. I think you forgot to add some space between the numbers. Without the space(s), the symbols don't mean anything. But if they're not Roman numerals, sorry for wasting your time, but I'm curious to what they mean.
@@tutcamine1568 There are no spaces between Roman numerals
Star Lord277 He MEANS to separate them into different numbers! That’s what the spaces are for! To separate the numbers!
@@nutella_wewerehere You don't need to separate them it's like MCXVII, you don't need to separate the numbers
@@tutcamine1568 it's not roman numerals xvx lllx won't work
Damien: *”ITS ONLY 6 OUNCES MORE!”*
Everyone else: _”Exactly! 6 ounces is half of 12 and it has 6 ounces more, therefore 50% more than 12!”_
And if Damien had shown the original post text, it would have made sense, and there wouldn't be a billion identical comments from the 50%ers.
@N/A wat why you spamming caps bruh
@@mfree80286 what is the original posts text
Sin ghost "because math" - the op posted the whole pic as a facepalm
“Without you 60 minutes feels like an hour”
Damien: *DoNt TeLl hEr*
I'm noticing a lot of cringe fanbases ruining my day, thanks gacha life for diagnosing me with grateful dead, thank you... For the shit kids gacha life. Ariveldeci, hentai.
@@MajorMilitron Hey, at least they've got taste watching some of Damien's vids, and not some kpop vid or a satire romantical animatic.
Why are you so focused on the pfp than the comment itself. And btw, Idc if you dislike Gacha Life or not. I respect everyone's opinions. Because that's what makes us different. Go ahead and say it's cringy all you want. Because once again, idc. (I have more to say but this reply is getting too long so I'm ending it here.)
"EvErY SiXtY SeCoNdS, A MiNuTe In AfRiCa PaSsEs. YoU CaN HeLp sToP ThIs."
@Juice Boi really? Saying all that shit just bc of a game they play? It doesn’t even fucking matter. People like you make me shake my head.
That "two types of people" bit reminded me of a shirt I saw someone wearing years ago:
"There are 10 types of people in this world:
Those who understand binary
And those who don't."
nice
There are 10 types of people in this world:
Those who understand binary,
Those who don’t,
And those who didn’t expect this joke to be in ternary.
News,that shirt its a meme
@@ahlpym 11*
3 is 11 in binary
@@champion_ofcloud-var
My joke is in ternary, not binary. Base 3, not base 2.
“no crime”
criminal: shit guys we gotta go
This is smart thou just rob someone at 1801 the police can’t stop since it’s legal there
If only it was an actual rule for a time to and not to commit crime. Never mind, the world would be chaos
No crime 8am-6pm
Criminals: aw crap guys I'm not gonna be able to go with yall. My mom told me to be back by 6
Crime rate drops to 0%
the funniest part... it worked, crime dropped dramatically in the area
0:41 Damien is just **Facepalms** really?
50% of 12oz is 60z
so 12 + 6 = 18
*OOF 100*
i was watching the video, see the post and think wtf that is 50% and so i went to reddit on the post to double check and saw the comments see em urself
r/facepalm
@@vacovaco2767 r/facepalmfacepalm
Dude, your “6oz” looks like “60z”
Mild typo, or odd maths?
@DontCraftCry tis has been a introduction of reverse reverse reverse reverse reverse reverse reverse reverse psychology therefore my brain took a 5 minute break to comprehend this
Emkay:
The entire comment section 30 minutes later: *_But 18 is 50% more than 12_*
I was just about to mention that
Yup
Facts
If you knew all the languages, then you could be a translator for everything and you would probably be the key for world peace
its all fun and games until instead "they are sorry for the war" you say "the fourth reich is going to invade mexico"
Yeah he also said multi instead of I'm bi
"Oh I live in the captial of Japan"
You mean Tokyo?
"What? No that's a country. I live in the city of Korea!"
And if it werent for team ten,
Then the US would be
@@brodiddilysam3296 the us is a state of north america
@@It_sSophiaUwU what?
@@brodiddilysam3296 i'm adding to the joke
Emkay says: “she’s stupid”
RUclips: “I’m about to end this whole mans career”
A Tem1!1!1
Comments: no u
nmigo12 don't ya mean Channel TEMMIEnated?
Alice Pokemoon *Megalovania intensified*
Yet everyone else cusses and doesn’t get demonetized
I'm gonna help you with the roman numerals.
I = 1
II = 2
III = 3
IV = 4
V = 5
VI = 6
VII = 7
VIII = 8
IX = 9
X = 10
XI = 11
XII = 12
Hope that helps Emkay
Egill is gaming *big brain time*
@@terrapin1967 big Brain time indeed
Roman numerals are mildly useless in our current society. If you are smart you would use base 2, base 10, base 16, and base 64.
Why cant 4 be IIII?
The Romans wanted to make numbers in the fewest characters. IV is fewer characters than IIII
6:48 dude Jesus himself said not to do stuff thinkin’ that god would intervene
Jesus is gay
@@ramennudes4704 ok ._.
@@ramennudes4704 Maybe, but not that there's anything wrong with that.
@@It-is-me...Melsie im racist
The curtain rod is awfully off-angle with the door?
*How about the fact that it's actually preventing the door from opening*
4:25
I'm pretty sure that was the joke.
@@illusoryVice Yeah, I thought later it might have been sarcasm, but sometimes this guy misses really obvious stuff
I paused the video to make this same observation. I'm just waiting for the day he posts an r/woosh video and doesn't realize they are all his comments from his own videos.
r/whooooosh
@@ghastdude589 its wooosh
"You uneducated potato"
That's my all time favorite insult now.
Stfu you unsalted chicken wing
both of you wet socks in the winter need to calm down
"you wouldn't even know how to get the water out of your boots if the instructions where on the heel"
I love it
Personally, I prefer "You walnut"
You vitamin D deficient rodeo clown
0:44 half of 12 is 6, 12 + 6 is 18
50% more than the 12 oz is 18 oz
It should say 150% more because if it says 50% that’s implying it’s only 6 oz
@@heathermarie3448 it says 50% *more* meaning its the original amount (12oz) plus the 50%(6oz) which makes it 18oz
@@heathermarie3448 150% more would be 30oz
puggmaster 344 no it is 50% more because 12 + 6 = 18
Exactly duck dude
*Baby comes out of women*
Women: why don’t I have to take a DNA test to see if the baby is mine
der is a very very very veyr very raare condition where da mother haz two dnas,one is the rest of her body,one is her womb
wat dis means is dat yes,there are dnas tests for mothers
On occasion a women will need to take a DNA test to find the parentage of a child they put up for adoption. It isn't that uncommon.
Babies are taken away for a while after labour. Babies being confused by the hospital workers is a very known thing, and the fact that babies can be "recognized" before the age of a month is a myth, they all look like disgusting fucking goblins.
Pretty sure that tweet was written by a man.
@@alexeysaranchev6118 bruh that's kind of a mean thing to say about baby face XD
0:41
The packaging is correct lol
50% of twelve oz is six oz so add that together and you get 18 oz
I’m worried for humanity
r/wooosh
@@nitrosoo9417 no
I'm no gay
Miguel Ferreira
Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.
Heck?
Girl: *asks me where I'm from*
Me: I was born in Japan
Girl: Omg! I love Kpop!
Okay wtf
She is clearly uncultured.
You poor soul. I apologize on behalf of my entire fandom for this malarkey peppered with stupidity.
@@minhozen2917
nobody:
absolutely nobody:
a person named Jae: Hey
her: OMG DO YOU LISTEN TO DAY6 BECAUSE YOUR NAME IS JAE?!
@@MistressHorrors Yeah no that's not what I meant. But yeah no sorry It was stupid but well, idk. Koreaboos don't have logic soooo idk
8:20
A Roman is drinking with four of his friends in a bar.
He stands up, holding up two fingers.
"Five beers, please!"
@Willket Of course. I'm not Roman.
Please, anyone who gets this joke, don’t explain it
@@danielmclatchie2053 I dont understand it...
Mania Sonic For Smash I’m sorry, but my previous statement still stands
@@danielmclatchie2053 I understand the joke I wanted to see if anyone would explain it I feel like theres gonna be that one guy to do that just why not.
“What if it’s 4pm and I want waffles?”
That’s the real question
i constantly want waffles so yea
What if it’s 3 am and I want pancakes?
@@vflowerhasagun What if it's 9 PM and I want French toast?
0:41 The information was correct. 50% more does not mean it is doubled. That would be 100% more. Half of 12 is 6 so 18 oz. is 50% more than 12oz.
Richard Rutledge Idiot😂the company isn’t going to put the whole number Including the decimals on the bottle😂t REAL problem was that the person who took the photo couldn’t do maths
Richard Rutledge what if they only started with 3 significant figures?
@@Migger_29 2
For real though
I also did that math
14:31 Well in her defense, England did at a time share a northern border with the United States.
It was called Canada.
Canada was the french
Herobrine Gaming French at first, then England took over
canada shares a southern border with the us
Canada is still part of the British empire.
Zachariah M. Baird no. Canada is a crown dependency. The British empire doesn’t exist anymore
Someone in my class once called a stingray a crocodile,
This person also thought that the American’s independence day was may 4th and i shit you not because “may the forth be with you”.
@Kemanie Campbell i dont know, i just really dont
I really hope that last one was a joke.
Give that guy/girl a medal for the quote! 😂😂
welp guess my birthday is now on independance day instead of the other bad day
In my French class at school one of my class mates wasn't doing any work and when the teacher asked him why, his excuse was "I'm french dyslexic".
0:41 12+50%×12 = 12+12½ = 12 + 6 = 18.
150% of 12 is 18 aka 12 + 50% more (than the usual 100%).
5th grader math is uncommon these days apparently.
This was ez
The facepalm was that the guy that posted it thought it was wrong but it wasn’t, this is the fifth comment about this I’ve seen
Wat
Bro shut up, everyone makes mistakes chill
For Damien:
"There are two types of people in this world:
1) Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data"
Despite the fact that this data is incomplete, people in category 1 can still extrapolate that the second one is "2) Those who cannot" The students who were asking the teacher if his shirt is missing a second part belong to category 2.
YES- After I read part 1 again I understood the joke.
Edit: 4 types
There are 10 types of people.
Those who read binary and those who don't.
I had a girl in my class who thought Mexico was in Africa
Some dude at my class thought that Haiti was in Africa
There was a girl in my class that thought a tundra was a planet and when me and my friend asked about her question she just said, "It sounded like a type of planet in the solar system." We were in the 6th grade
Shiro227 GD my sister thought ww2 only happened in germany
@@samsterlaornos8097 *UK generals congregate around a table in Berlin, planning an attack on Berlin.*
sci_pain3 XD
How is 18 oz 50% more than 12 oz? Thats only like....
6 oz more. *The words of a genius*
Yeah but 50% of 12 is 6?????? And 12 plus 6 is 18??????
@@jonathanpf5186 "your right" lol
@@lorenzod7829 and I care about my online grammar why?
are you OCD or something?
@@jonathanpf5186 hes not talking about your grammar
"WHAT IS SO OFFENSIVE"
Dawg, PTSD
I'm pretty sure it was a joke
@@therealvbw bruh what they were literally repeating the words from the video
@@LittleSunstar bruh what you think i give a fuck, that comment is a year old now
@@LittleSunstar u stupid he posted a year ago
Muricans don't make jokes, they reply based on instinct and whatever fox news has told them to hate.
This one girl in my class asked if democracy was a person
Wtf that’s weird
“Who is Democracy and why does Emperor Sidious love them so much?”
Actually, the origin of the word Democracy is from the Greek philosopher Democritus, so she technically isn't wrong
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democritus
@dat one boi ever heard of citations?
philstephes actually Democritus founded the atomic theory and was named for the concept democracy which comes from the Greek words demos and kratos
4:25
The curtain rod isn't off angle,
It's blocking the door from being opened.
I understand why these videos exist when half of them are still being misunderstood..... the truest of all facepalms....
@@marcuspetford1098 yeah
0:41
50% of 12 oz is 6 oz
12 +6 is 18?
Maybe my math is wrong
It's not, don't worry
@Robert E. O. Speedwagon hey speedwagon
Yeah, i did the same math, 50% more isnt 2 times more
I didn't understand either, I was like "wait a minute, something here is off and it's not the bottle..."
The facepalm is using ounces in the first place 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
My 5 year-old cousin likes to say random words with b at the beginning. His favorite is “I bemember eating bomatoes.”
“Rember” just reminded me of this.
"ahah yesterday i ate the cotton"
Damien: you wHA-
Ad: *plays*
that happened to me as well
@@hi_im_jacob Sameee!
the ads are always in the same place for everyone, and i believe the poster can choose where to place the ads too
@@tom3294146 that last part is actually wrong
No crime 8am-6pm
Me and the boys at 7pm
🚶♂️🚶♂️
Hey, aren't you that jaywalking punk anarchist
He's too dangerous to be kept alive
@@thatyoutubechannel9953 yup he just too much we gotta take em out
6 : 01
Swiper no swiping
Today I had to explain to someone that yes, Brazil really is a real place, and that the Amazon river is in Brazil, not Arizona.
Are they American or...
Happer Yes
Mathematician23 kinda adds up if the stereotypes of Americans are anything to go by.
@@NotHappernot There are stupid people everywhere, buddy
Blake Bell I was just clarifying that the stereotype of something along the lines of “Americans not knowing that other countries exist” would make sense if the stereotypes are anything to go by. I wasn’t saying “America is the only place on earth with stupid people.” That title would belong to Florida.
13:44 I’m facepalming at you, you ARE the other type!! So is everyone else who asked him what the other type is, is the type to *ask/question* others.
So on the mustard one, it's literally the exact math, and is 50%, more. So is the facepalm that the person who posted it didn't understand it?
Yeah, the facepalm is that the guy thought it was wrong
No the face palm is the fact that it is highly misleading making people think it is 50% larger then the old bottle, while as in reality it is the exact same size just reshaped to look bigger and then labeled 50% larger in large text and then in the fine print (then the size that never existed but is 33% smaller then this size) ... It is a marketing tactic to ease people into inflation without realizing they are paying more for the same size. People fall for that 50% larger* text all the time not actually looking at the old sizes volume and the new sizes volume, both the same just in a different shape to make the new one look bigger.
@@hockeyhacker97 nah. I don't think you're right about that in every case. I worked in retail and I saw, with my own two eyes, the size of m and m bags get smaller.
@@notquiteordinary So then you are agreeing then. There are two marketing tactics to adjust for inflation without pissing people off. One way is to charge more for the same size but make it look larger in order to justify the cost change, the other way is to charge the exact same but to every so slightly decrease the size a little bit at a time to decrease the product and thus costs without people realizing they are paying the same for less.
Those are the two ways to adjust prices for inflation without having people protest the cost difference. I explained the example in the video and you explained the other example. Both are viable tactics that work equally as well. If a Snickers goes from 2oz to 1.97oz to 1.94 oz to 1.90 oz to 1.88 oz to 1.86 oz over a year no one notices the 7% decrease in size for the same or in some cases slightly increased prices, prices slowly raised on them from $0.74 to $1.09 over many years while they have decreased in size from 62 grams to 48 grams over the years as well, king size candy today is roughly the same size as regular size candy 20 years ago was. Both tactics are used. Same even happens in restaurants where as inflation goes up one of three things happens, 1) They lower their food quality to keep prices and portions the same. 2) They every so slightly reduce their serving sizes a little bit at a time or add more filler with less expensive stuff like increasing the amount of rice while decreasing the amount of meat to fill the burrito, or 3) They raise their prices pissing off their regulars and then have to hope to find new regulars.
@@hockeyhacker97 no. I don't agree at all. You literally said that they advertise it as a size bigger than a size that never existed. This just isn't true. Anyone can go to the store and compare two products, as long as they are made at the same time, the 50% larger one will be 1.5x bigger than the standard size.
The only time there might be a discrepancy is if the sizes change. A 10oz mustard sells out. A new product, at 9oz comes in. The old SKU for the larger size will be 15oz. Once those are discontinued or sold out, they will be 13.5oz.
You straight up made baseless accusations and your wrong.
My English teacher talked about how she grew up in Chicago, and someone in my class said: "Ugh, Chicago is my least favorite state."
Lol
Chicago is also my least favorite state
Noooo!!! That’s like when people say “My favorite state is Las Vegas”
Lmao literally everyone in the comments knows that 50% of 12 is 6, and 6+12=18.
3:50 ooohh, the irony of misspelled word on the embroidered patch. Made my day lol. Not wanting to learn another language, but it seems he doesn't even have that good of a grasp on his language either...
Dear EmKay,
50% * 12 = 12/2 = 6
12 + 6 = 18
what am I missing?
The facepalm is on Damien’s part lmao
I think it's because that would be 1lb 6 oz
And if it was fl oz it would be different as well
@@BingusLover-yx7vf A. Yes it would be fl oz
B. Product packaging still just uses oz for amounts that small, look at a 20oz soda
Right assholes dont just say,"oh but its different in THIS calculation", sick of that bs just stick to the question at hand
IKR
If this is how EmKay laughs then how does he sound when he cries?
The same.
Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions Jesus you're in all the vids I watch
Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions why are you disappointed?
Your in every comment section of every video I watch. DDM? You’re there. EmKay? You’re there.
That hurt
Isn’t 18oz 50% more than 12oz? Cause half of 12 is 6 and 12 + 6 = 18oz?
to clear up: the facepalm is on the poster who circled the 18 and 12 who dosent get math (like damien here)
r/hello
R/atetheonion
@@noah035 that's not how it works
sanji vinsmoke ik lol that’s the joke
Emkay: "I wish I was Bilingual."
Me living in a country with 10 official languages: "Well its cool, maar deurmekaar, e monate haholo, iyacaphukisa, ewusizo and completely mind boggling after barely learning a second."
What country?
@@tafto3106 South Africa
I speak every slavic language italian english and some german
Claude Reynolds but africa is a continent
@@mountainmickey2434 Yes, but South Africa is a country( more specifically the southern most country, hence the name) within Africa.
“Berlin is located in Africa” and “Belgium is the capital of portugal” a girl in my high school class
At least she knows what Belgium and Portugal are, my sister doesn't know either of them
America 100
@@CarassiusAu wow in the 2nd grade we had to name every country in Europe, Africa, Asia which included the Oceanic region, North America and Central America, and South America.
@@coltencaswell4352 I didn't need to but I self-studied as I am always interested in geography, but I wish my teacher would make us do the same as yours
As a german I can 100% confirm that we moved our capital city after the wall fell in 1989.
7:19 At my school my history teacher did something similar,, we all went out and made signs and interviewed people at lunch about "Ending Women's Suffrage" and kept talking about the suffrage of women couldn't go on any longer and other stuff and got a bunch of people to sign a petition! It was hilarious and I still laugh about it.
(For those who don't get it, "suffrage" means the right to vote.)
That’s amazing.
*sneaky boi*
#facebookstatus
50% more than 12 is 18.. 50% of 12 is 6 and 12 + 6 is 18
Edit: Bruh like 10 other people commented the same thing as me I wonder who'll get the most likes
MATHS
METH*
Fabulous Snake I’m just liking them all
well definitely not you
That is the facepalmable thing
0:40 someone correct me if I'm wrong but 6oz. is 50% of 12oz. so 18oz. is 50% more than 12oz.
i think he is the facepalm
Dummy ofc 150% of 12 oz is 18... you in 4th grade?
@@danielsteger8456 Did you just put 150% instead of 50% and felt the need to tell someone they’re a dummy even tho they’re right...?
You in 4th grade?
@@danielsteger8456 100% + 50% is 150%
its 50% more than the original 100% version
@@kmac291 50% more of x is 150% of x.... i think you have a brain problem because i cant understand what you are trying to say. yes? i put 150% instead of 50% because 50% of 12 is 6, when we are trying to find 50% more of something, not 50% of something.
yes, the guy is correct, but the point of my comment was that there is almost no way you can be unsure of this unless you are in 4th grade... but i guess its too much to expect people to read english.
The shirt says “extrapolate from incomplete data” it’s a joke, because you should be able to know that the other is “those who can’t”
I still dont get it
@@bloodied4490 to extrapolating means to make an inference from values we can already observe. It only says the first half but by extrapolating you can infer the second will finish it off, "and those who can't." It basically is just saying that it shouldn't have to be written out for you to get the second part.
Pls no like it's at 69 (nice)
Høpëlëss U think ur account name is hard to make? Well, I'm on mobile, so there
@@bloodied4490 those who can't what?
In a situation where your being robbed just say
“No!”
They cannot take anything without your consent.
Actually, I know a girl that once was going to be robbed on the street, she told the dude "No", He then responded: "Don't look at my face" and just left.
FaQ24 hmmm
Your fucking idot being robed is stealing they do with out their consent
SNIPER NO SNIPING
@@wabanimation7959 r/whoosh and
*you're a
*robbed
*do it
*without
I am ashamed of who i was three years ago, therefore i'll just edit this shit so it vanishes forever
I've said in the past, Damien is very lovable, but kinda slow
He also can't read roman numerals apparently.
We love him anyway, though.
Honestly, the imperial system is so confusing, idk what's right or wrong at this point (I'm Canadian tho)
@@lavennia yeah imperial sucks but that literally does not matter in this situation
In school we can’t graduate if we don’t pass two years of a language and Spanish teachers have said how in a few decades America will speak 50% Spanish and everyone flipped their shit
“I have no hope for humans anymore”
- the guy who made r/facepalm and was bombarded with pictures of stupidity
0:40 The real facepalm is the post and Damien's reaction to it lol
For real though
Damian: can't do math
Entire comment section: *djejbdhGerBafKatGahagafaiafG*
And the most classic facepalm:
I thought Canada was a state of America.
I thought Texas was a country.
"Canada's a country? Wait no, Canada's a state..."
Canada, a state of AMERICA ofc
HOW DARE YOU
I used to think Africa was where Russia is when i was really young.
Omg the pool one is hilarious considering ancient Greece had pools before even Cleopatra was born
Someone in my social studies class got a D- on a test for thinking that the second continental Congress was held before the first, and that slaves and native Americans were the same thing.
oh my f**kin-
How did they only get a *D-*
How did they not get an F?
@@mng3941 It's a god damn mystery.
Too bad the teacher couldn't have given them a W- instead.
You know about these rare cases where children accidently get swapped?
A Maternity Test would actually help with that, A Paternity Test would just lead to a "not the father" and make relationship problems
yes but as you said rare cases and you would still know if you gave birth or not
@@isaiahf-d846 sure you have A child, but what if that one isn't YOUR child.
that's the idea, you lemon.
@@omgidkwhatimdoing9626 yea I really need to stop to think before I type
@@isaiahf-d846 Still dumb how can stop thinking before writing
Get it?
@@korondatta426 idk I managed to do it though
9:13
Imagine falling in love with someone just to find out they judge people if they watch Netflix with subtitles so they can understand easier if they are hearing impaired
My thoughts exactly!! I've got hearing issues and auditory processing disorder so I really need subtitles. I used to be really insecure about it when I was younger because people like that would get annoyed with me and say I was 'ruining the show'... Like, ableist cunts can fuck off.
Well, I don't have it confirmed from a doctor, but I think I have a little problem with hearing too, like I constantly need to repeat what someone says :/ so I really need the subtitles)
Also, even though I have C1 level certificate (A1, A2, B1, B2, C1 and C2 levels), English is not my first language, so even though I can sometimes watch it with Czech subtitles, I still switch to the English ones so that I can be sure that I hear exactly what they're saying because sometimes the actors have accents or muffled voices so that's quite difficult to understand sometimes :D
I watch with subtitles all the time! Especially the ones that has scientific terms or old historical references!
My old lady always watches with subtitles. Used to bug me but after 16 years I’m used to it. I read along lol
Ikr I mean I'm not hearing impaired but I love reading to the point o just get destracted if I have nothing to read
I had a friend whose older sister(9th grade) thought that Alaska was south of Hawaii and that Texas was the biggest state and that the Earth is flat because on a paper map of the US, Alaska is smaller and at the bottom and the paper is flat.
3:00 I swear I did not send that message nor do I know this man.
Well then it's another andrew chen
how far did you space out when you saw the name
Splat Tim I legit started panicking when I saw that. And I just sat there like I had just watch ‘Nam all over again...traumatized...for hours...
@@Poetic_Raven What are you talking about? This ended a while ago and doesn't concern you at all. Please stop commenting on it
@@joosh2995 k
"Remove the cotton. There are pills under it."
"Ahah, yesterday I ate the cotton.*
"*YOU WH-*" gets interrupted by ad.
Me: not sure why I'm laughing.
r/perfectlycutscreams?
ok but there was actully a girl in my freshmen class who didnt know where canada was
we spent like ten minutes trying to direct her on a map
Sarah Runions as a Canadian I can confirm that Canada does not exist
Søundless So my parents lied? Aw man.
MissCaraMint that how it be sometimes
I am also a Canadian, I can back that fact up.
It’s true, Canada just straight up doesn’t exist.
@@svenkjellberg6381 You have the same last name as this guy I know named Felix. Are you of Swedish descent, by any chance?
The shirt joke is that people badly respond to things that are unfinished (ie. the shirt). Therefore, his shirt was making fun of his students asking where the second part is because it was “incomplete”.
1:25
No one:
People on Facebook: THOSE DAMN LIBERALS
I’m pretty sure it was sarcasm
Most of the people on Facebook are liberals you dunce
@@-mochi-5914 Obviously not
Pretty sure you're the dunce here
@@tidepodpadthai2633 um just because you don't see them in these videos doesn't mean that they aren't there. Dunce.
"i used the flint and steel to destroy the flint and steel" - Thanos, 2019
8:00 - The Dreamcatcher is working and already caught a bad dream
Uhh. No its not how dream catchers work. Theyr suppose to catch BAD DREAMS and give GOOD DREEMS
Probably a incest dream
@@bossmrsgamer4675 dude he said a bad dream
6:50 people need to stop doing this. Even if you believe God loves you it says in the bible not to “put the Lord thy God to the test”.
Also it’s just stupid.
"Imagine if you knew every language. You'd be a suave charming guy."
Me: No, I'd be the same awkward introvert, but with a technically bigger vocabulary.
Intorvet
Intovret
Intovert
Intovetr
Intovet r
13:45
Well, if you don't get the joke, that means you're in category #2! xD
"But sire, the normies"
*Nike logo*
@@Alice-FE saw what you did there.
Oh, so I'm nothing
Talguy21 well obviously
@UCLPJrsq3pE4wMyTeJZ94SOg 2) Those who cannot extrapolate from incomplete data.
As you did not understand the shirt, you are that second group.
13:55 Well, the words on the shirt, translated to common English, is literally:
There are two kinds of people:
1) Those who can figure out the whole thing without all of the information given to them 😂😂😊👍
and extrapolated out, 2) Those who can't
13:55 just leads to a white page
I want that shirt
Wooooooowww...
Aayyeed
that last one has the same energy as a girl i knew in high school who replied "I've been to California" when asked if she'd been out of the country
"Are you Tony Hawk?"
"Yes."
"Why?"
"Ever since I was a kid, I wanted to be known as a legend in sports. The problem is I didn't know any other sports but skateboarding so I had to become a Tony Hawk."
but... 18 is 50% more then 12... am I getting r/whooshed? what was the facepalm there?
Star-Spangled Ranger, Fridge the facepalm was that someone posted that picture on r/facepalm I think.
@@Mutrax4706 what
@@Mutrax4706 No. 50% more of 12 is 18. 12*1.5 = 18. 50% of 18 is 9.
@@Mutrax4706 lmfao what is this guy even on about bruhhhhh go back to primary school maths.
9 is 50% less than 18 (18 - 18/2 = 9). 18 is 50% more than 12 (12 + 12/2 = 18).
Percentage is calculated from the number that it is a percentage of, not whatever the f*** it is that you're doing there.
Star-Spangled Ranger, Fridge he is
I was going to commit a crime but I changed my mind due to that sign.
Good for you dude
Congratulations??
Is it a crime if you don't listen to the sign
THE PURGE
@@alyx8815 I need to go reevaluate my life.
10:32
This girl deserved that ngl
Like
Put your phone down
If you don’t
You have it coming
If it had the only pictures of a dead family member?
Everyone in your family has every right to disown you
11:43
Did... Did he really just say ferocious? That's a face palm all in its self self 😂
Me: *go to the comment section and see numbers* I THOUGHT THIS SUMMER BREAK!!
School is starting this month for some people ;w;
@@jaygay6576 well same of course!
But it's winter
@@jaygay6576 Less than a month for me...In fact I have to go back this month on the 26th
summer is not a break from common sense tho
0:42 not a facepalm. You see...
50% = 1/2
1/2 × 12 =6
6 +12 = 18
So yes... it is 50% more than the 12 oz bottle. The facepalm is that you cant math.
True
13:46 the joke is that the shirt says that "There are 2 kinds of people in this world: those who can infer information (simplifying it)", and if you belong to that first category, then you can infer that the 2nd point is "those who can't". Since the two boys asked if there was a second part to the shirt, they clearly belong to the 2nd category XD
Welt, most high school and colleges force you to learn a second language if you want to get that sheet of paper.
I managed to fake my way through learning spanish all the way to high school. After that, I dumped like 95% of my knowledge of the language.
It's required in mine. I want to take French 3 but can only fit 1 and 2.
I had to take English classes since grade school. Well, at least that language is important.
Dudes, you know that there is NO official language in USA, right?
English is the main spoken one with 80% of native speaker but it is NOT the official language...
@@nobody7817 buuuuullshit....
4:15 this is actually a concept used in Britain in areas that have a lot of minor crime and not a lot of people to deal with it, basically the sign says that disorderly conduct and drinking in public (aka minor crimes) will be overlooked to reduce strain on police when no ones around to see anyway
Wait wait wait. Did they say obese is 'anti black'? Like, how exactly?
I want to know too
Also nice profile pic
NO its not anti black you dummy. Obesity is being fat!
Isn't that an insult to black people as well by associating with black people with being fat?
@@mwur6190 only if you have a working brain.
@@minisoul01 Whoops sorry for the dislike I meant to click "read more"
14:26 One of my sister's friends thought Norway was the capital of Sweden.
Not surprised if they thought the earth was flat too.
The reason god didn't intervene when the church leader was mauled by a lion is because the bible has a whole flipping story dedicated to saying "you can't test god"
THANK YOU! That's exactly what I was saying.
either that or god is just an imaginary friend people larp with >_>
@@Sigmaairav go tip your fedora elsewhere
Ooooooooor God doesn't exist
@@messmermusicals1367 The biggest larp fantasy
*Putin calls trans people "transformers"*
AUTOBOTS ROLL OUT**Robots murdering anti-lgbtq+ things**
I love this
HECK YES IM A FUCKONG TRANSFORMER
Damien: 'Ahaha! Yesterday, I ate the cotton.' You wHA-
**add plays**
13:45 damien... you're supposed to extrapolate that the part 2 is those who can't
What irks me about the clock is that... It's right-side up, but it was made upside-down
I know lol I was like its just made wrong, so flipping it isnt gonna help lol.
You can just... rotate it?
@@Danzignan nope, the numbers aren't on right at all, so rotating it will just put the numbers upside down.
@@Danzignan You can take it off the wall and throw it in the trash, it's literally impossible to make it right.
Flip it? 5/6/7 are upside down now.
Nobody:
This comments section: BUT 18oz IS 50% MORE THAN 12oz AM I GETTING WHOOOSHED??
Y u do this
Y u do this
Y u do this
Y u do this
Y u do this
This poor man is gonna get crucified for his lack of basic math skills
He does this kind of stuff a lot. He isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer
Shadow8769 yeah, I can’t find it either, I’m going out with my ex tonight and I need it to.. cut onions...
Yeah, pretty much
14:05 I actually almost started crying because I think of my dog like he means everything to me, whoever wrote that, *ITS TIME TO STOP.*
Whoever wrote that post doesn’t understand why the phrase “Man’s best friend” exist