How is your day going? EmKay hand is thinking about life, and what it means to be happy. Sometimes EmKay hand feels so small, and tells itself things that make it feel smaller, such as: 'Your index finger is not pointy enough,' or, 'The lines of your palm foretell a future of emptiness and despair'. Deep down EmKay hand wants to be happy, but it is easy to forget what makes it happy in the first place. Do you feel the same way? What makes you happy after a bad day?
Honestly I think everyone got wooshed, I really hopeno one is old enough to have a truck but dumb enough to not understand why "there's a carinside the bank"
2:48 It was caused when women started taking Thailidomide to get rid of morning sickness and was prescribed by doctors before the results where fully tested leading to people being born without limbs.
There is a famous, horrific photo that appeared in "Life" magazine of a kindergartener in Germany trying to learn how to write despite his arms having been warped by his mother's use of the drug during pregnancy.
I knew people as I was growing up who had malformed limbs due to their mothers taking Thalidomide. It was so infamous, it was practically a household word during my childhood. So glad that the more recent generations were at least spared that horror (they've got enough other things to worry about).
@@tiffanywilliams6040 initiating_explanation_dialog* "explanation"/ex" I mocked the basic human for using a stupid, basic format of a meme. The format is so old and is as shitty as my personality
I learned about Thalidomide after first hearing Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start The Fire.” There’s a verse that goes, “Lebanon, Charlse de Gaulle, California baseball Starkweather, homicide, children of thalidomide.”
The comma should come between baseball and Starkweather. Google "Starkweather homicide." That guy and his sick-ass little girlfriend were truly monsters.
In Europe they are called sophtenon children. The medication was put into the european pharmacies under that name, originated in a germany, was prescibbed to releave early prehnancy discomfort .
2:48 Thalidomide was a drug that was meant to reduce morning sickness in pregnant women. Unfortunately its molecular structure has a "mirror image." The mirror image molecules have exactly the same make-up as the functional drug, but cause horrendous birth defects in babies. Although it's common for molecules to have a mirror image, often when that's the case in drugs, the mirror image is ineffective as a drug but also harmless. Sadly that wasn't the case for Thalidomide
Yeah, really missed the joke of the woman thinking she was going to have 4 kids because she used 4 pregnancy tests. There are woooosh posts on r/facepalm, but they are still different subreddits
I'm guessing he assumed hydrochloric acid was like one of the many forms of acid that aren't that bad. Funny, since I've known what hydrochloric acid is since I was about 8
That stuff can melt through flesh...and bone... my condolences to everyone who used that dispenser. Of course it’s not instant, it takes quite some time but you’ll be feeeling acid burns for quite some time.
Yeah. There's still many people around with missing limbs due to it. Doctors pushed it on pregnant women, even after it was known to cause such issues. A bf I had as a teenager, his mother only had one arm due to it. Horrible woman, but being one armed didn't hold her back.
The amount of voices Damien can do, and how accurate they sound, is unbelievable. His Chills voice sounds just like him, and his Trump voice was pretty spot on.
Yes, because Microsoft Sticky Notes is the most horrifying, graphic program on the computer. You're gonna have to watch what I do on there You're gonna have to watch what notes I type on there.
There are some people fluent in english, and then there's some people fluent in engrish, i believe Damien falls under the latter category He also mispronounced sceptre
3:07 my aunt was actually affected by this. She was born without thumbs and her wrists are kinda messed up. Despite that she used to be (not sure if she still is) one of the fastest typers in Northern Ireland and is a retired nurse. Moral of the story: don't let physical shit keep you from doing what you love :)
That's awesome! I remember seeing a woman compete with her Doberman in dog sports - she was born without arms because of thalidomide, and she has found ways to do everything using her legs and feet. She's impressive as hell. Very inspiring.
@@valerierodger7700 While those ARE quite impressive, I don't think they apply to someone without ANY LIMBS AT ALL. When you are a torso with a head, there is very little you can do regardless of how dedicated you are. I REALLY hope the vocal/neural sensors improve soon for the sake of people like him.
@@bofa987 A dark sense of humour still requires a joke. If simply thinking of people being horribly maimed is entertaining for you, you don't have a dark sense of humour, you're just a bad person.
@@some-one-else imma be real i forgot what this was about. I’m looking at the comment and replies and if there was a time stamp and i would look at the post again. Other than that, ok whatever
Not gonna lie, hearing him say that people potentially being mutilated by hydrochloric acid in a club as funny felt pretty messed up That feels a lot less like dark humor/ a prank and more straight up evil
@@wormguylovesworms I do not condone anyone's behavior. No hydrochloric acid is not the "strongest" and often is found at low percentage as drain cleaner. Some acids actually work better at diluted levels for dissolving things. Regardless it's a horrible thing to happen and it's sadly common in some countries for revenge and other reasons. It's sick
@@wormguylovesworms Hydrochloric acid is fairly tame compared to other acids. The concentration of the acid is also a big factor here. If it was diluted, like what you'd find in a high school chemistry class, it would have given him a bad rash. It also depends on how long it was in contact with his skin.
@@ArcherHMR I think their more worried about the fact its replaced *L* *U* *B* *E* like that would definitely cause exreteme irritation and possible sensitivity problems to the person
"Who decided rendezvous (rohn-dey-vah??!?) would be pronounced like that?" They didn't. It's not pronounced like that Emkay. It's pronounced (rohn-deh-voo). It's French.
@@jozokrstanovic9040 Originally ancient Greek, passing through middle English where the hard "C" sound changed to be pronounced as a soft "C" due to the influence of the French kings (Normans).
“I don’t think you should be a mother if your asking that question” That one girl in the comments who didn’t know it either “Yeah how does she not know that lmao”
Thalidomide was given to women as an anti nausea medication for morning sickness in early pregnancy. It turned out to cause birth defects in their unborn fetuses, mainly underdeveloped long bones in the arms and legs
You reading these made me relive the moment at work the other day where a lady was asking me about a box of lids. She kept asking me what kind of plates they were and I almost couldn't hold back the facepalm.
Story at 10:40 : Pretty much, some guys were messing with a homeless guy and the mad lad used his feet to stab the tourist using some scissors. I think this is the right story, I read it a while ago.
3:05 The *big* problem with Thalidomide is that it was one of the early examples of chiral molecules (molecules whose mirror images is not identical, like a right shoe compared to a left shoe). Chiral molecules have (almost) the exact same physical properties as eachother so scientists & medical doctors in the 50s thought they would have the same medical properties. One isomer (left shoe) of thalidomide was found to be a effective cure for morning sickness in pregnant women. The small batch lab experiments only produced the one isomer but when the big pharmaceutical companies started making big batches of the stuff they used industrial production methods which produced both isomers (left shoe and right shoe). No one thought this was going to be a problem because they where "basically the same thing". Unfortunately the chemical reactions in our body are highly sensitive to molecular geometry and chirality is very important in medicine. The "right shoe" isomer of Thalidomide produces horrible birth defects like the man in the video, but no one figured that out until the drug had been on the open market for over 9 months. Thousands of babys were born highly deformed. The FDA now requires data on all isomers of a compound included in a product.
I have the nightcore version downloaded on Apple Music. It’s one of very few songs that have their nightcore version on Apple Music. I love that song. I use it to scare my sisters friends
"Approximately 550 million Americans are diagnosed with Alzheimer's" Maybe he's referring to American population from America, not American population from the US
So my teacher was talking about why different animals or plants could not bread and this man said “ if I were to mix a peach and corn what would you get PORN” it took him like 30 seconds to realize what he said smh
7:07 550 million Americans with that diagnosis, but population chart says 327 million, either the former is counting undocumented immigrants who went in without doing the legal means (222 million) and legal immigrants (1.1 million), or it's counting all of North America which also is including Canada (37.06 Million (2018)), Central America (47.7 Million (2018)) adding together (84.76 million + 327 million to a total of 411.76 million, (but that is still from short 550 million, by 138.24 million). It couldn't also include South America, because it's 423.58 million which would be 835.34 million... That's definitely over 550 million by 280 million. So it's not the latter, which adding the population of all three continents from the West side of the map to add up to 550 million, because they don't add up into that amount, after all of that calculation and research, it's probably the former. The most plausible way for their math to be correct, is if they calculated both citizens, and immigrants (both legal and non-legal (or illegal to be grammatical correct)).
How in god's (currently flaming) earth is it possible for you say something so right, but so very wrong? Congrats. You've created a functional paradox.
EmKay Physically, yes. But spiritually, they are completely different. In fact, it is shown in the comics that Vader even starts to forget how he was as Anakin and memories as Anakin.
For some info on the thalidomide tragedy. Thalidomide was used to treat morning sickness, it does work. however in the process of creating the thalidomide, there is another molecule that is made, almost the exact same in structure but a reflection (only molecules known as chiral molecules have this "reflected" version). Usually the reflected version acts similarly to the molecule or has no effect. Other times, they have completely different effects as there structure is technically different. it was extremely unfortunate that the reflection of thalidomide causes birth defects and was used to help pregnant women. The worst combination possible in that situation.
People hearing about the thalidomide scandal be like: 😧 People taking hydroxychloroquine for Covid-19 be like: ❤ Thalidomide was tested and proven harmless during animal testing. Hydroxychloroquine was tested and proven toxic, also proven to increase the likelihood of patients with Covid-19 dying. What's not right here?
Thalidomide is safe now, because we discovered that there were two versions of the same chemicals that were mirror images of each other. Like how your left and right hands are mirror images of each other and are separate things. The one version was safe and it’s mirror image caused infant deformities. Scientists knew about the mirror images of chemicals at the time, but they didn’t know that they reacted differently so they didn’t separate them. The mirror image thing in chemicals is called chirality for anyone interested. 😊
Early people: oh noes I can’t steal someone else’s comment because I’m too early, better tell everyone else I’m early. Me an intellectual: *goes to older video to steal someone else’s comment
To be fair, the old version of the song Cocaine talked about the drug in a positive way, and then Clapton eventually got clean and sober and changed the lyrics.
Your Oreo stocking thoughts are accurate. Nabisco does handle their own merchandise. I am a former receiver/stocker at a Kroger. The problem here is the timeframe, there's no was that a shelf area of that size was stocked and shopped in 15 minutes. Venders/stockers are trained to "face" products. This means filling the front of the shelf to give the appearance of a full shelf. That many Oreos both stocked and sold, that early in the morning, in such a short time...not gonna happen. Side note...love your vids!!
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How is your day going? EmKay hand is thinking about life, and what it means to be happy. Sometimes EmKay hand feels so small, and tells itself things that make it feel smaller, such as: 'Your index finger is not pointy enough,' or, 'The lines of your palm foretell a future of emptiness and despair'. Deep down EmKay hand wants to be happy, but it is easy to forget what makes it happy in the first place. Do you feel the same way? What makes you happy after a bad day?
Hello
Im good thank you emkay hand also cats make me happy.
EmKay is this posted 2 days ago??????
Watching Emkay
Lmao
"Homicide Victims Rarely Talk to Police"
It's the "rarely" part that gets me. You mean there's a tiny percentage of death victims that HAVE?
🤔🤔🤔
Maybe through seances?
Maybe people who survived?
@@mcmonkey26 But that would be ATTEMPTED homicide.
*perhaps*
“Why is there a car in the bank”
Stupid the place is closed
Subscribe to me for no reason Car thiefs from Cars
Honestly I think everyone got wooshed, I really hopeno one is old enough to have a truck but dumb enough to not understand why "there's a carinside the bank"
80th like
Bread
Hold up
"Cardigan Backyardigan" made me laugh out loud.
Fr 😂
And Sonja Lang's real name is Sonjanguage Language.
It’s actually Cardiovascular Bronchitis
You shouldn’t laugh at people’s names
@@hisenadedo i can and i will
2:48
It was caused when women started taking Thailidomide to get rid of morning sickness and was prescribed by doctors before the results where fully tested leading to people being born without limbs.
There is a famous, horrific photo that appeared in "Life" magazine of a kindergartener in Germany trying to learn how to write despite his arms having been warped by his mother's use of the drug during pregnancy.
I knew people as I was growing up who had malformed limbs due to their mothers taking Thalidomide. It was so infamous, it was practically a household word during my childhood. So glad that the more recent generations were at least spared that horror (they've got enough other things to worry about).
There's a lyric in the Billy Joel song, "We Didn't Start the Fire."
"Parking Lot, not for drug sales. Thank you"
Nobody:
Damien: *_F I N E_*
The way he said it too 👌🏻😂
I need to know what happened at that Checkers parking lot. I must know. Checkers are never sketchy. They’re wide open. I require this information.
Plll
Can't even believe Sticky Notes got mentioned.. It's such a taboo subject
My mom almost took my phone when she saw that it was on my screen
It's the most violent and adult themed app ever. Can't wait to boot it up!
imagine that poor kid stumbling across the helpful paperclip
this vid's gonna get demonetized for not censoring Microsoft St***y n***s
DO NOT MENTION THE NAME MICROSOFT S****Y N***S! The government will come after you otherwise. No human should ever endure that level of pure evil.
The word rendezvous: Exists
EmKay: *I’m about to ruin this mans whole career*
Wow, so funny, much meme, so unoriginal, haha.
Ok, sweetie
@@toastcoast sarcasm is being detected. Initiate_response"okay_boomer"
Response received. Okay boomer
Ok, honey
@@tiffanywilliams6040 initiating_explanation_dialog* "explanation"/ex"
I mocked the basic human for using a stupid, basic format of a meme. The format is so old and is as shitty as my personality
Shop: exists
The manager:
Buy 1 for the price of 2 and get one more for free
Now that's what I Call Value
@@EmKay now that's what I call a good reply
stonks
I learned about Thalidomide after first hearing Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start The Fire.” There’s a verse that goes, “Lebanon, Charlse de Gaulle, California baseball Starkweather, homicide, children of thalidomide.”
The comma should come between baseball and Starkweather. Google "Starkweather homicide." That guy and his sick-ass little girlfriend were truly monsters.
I learned about it from watching
Call the Midwife
In Europe they are called sophtenon children. The medication was put into the european pharmacies under that name, originated in a germany, was prescibbed to releave early prehnancy discomfort .
2:48 Thalidomide was a drug that was meant to reduce morning sickness in pregnant women. Unfortunately its molecular structure has a "mirror image."
The mirror image molecules have exactly the same make-up as the functional drug, but cause horrendous birth defects in babies.
Although it's common for molecules to have a mirror image, often when that's the case in drugs, the mirror image is ineffective as a drug but also harmless.
Sadly that wasn't the case for Thalidomide
Y'all ever realize that r/facepalm could just be one big *woooosh*
Uh oh, whoooshyyy
@@FooPanda I mean, am i wrong?
@@nemiza8288 Nope, you're spot on!
Darkmatter thats what I was think about the thumbnail
Yeah, really missed the joke of the woman thinking she was going to have 4 kids because she used 4 pregnancy tests. There are woooosh posts on r/facepalm, but they are still different subreddits
Damien seemed a little too entertained by the idea of exposing random consenting adults genitalia to very dangerous acid.
I'm guessing he assumed hydrochloric acid was like one of the many forms of acid that aren't that bad. Funny, since I've known what hydrochloric acid is since I was about 8
Meerkat More we can only hope.
🤔🤔🤔
That stuff can melt through flesh...and bone... my condolences to everyone who used that dispenser. Of course it’s not instant, it takes quite some time but you’ll be feeeling acid burns for quite some time.
☣️ ☣️ ☣️
Damien most of 2019: "GnArlY"
Damien at the end of 2019 starting 2020: "cHiEf"
jeanette
yeah he has been doing that in 2019 too
The fact that Damian laughed at hydrochloric acid being used instead of lube worries me. That shit literally burns away your skin.
Same tbh-
Like, it can even be fatal and it’s concerning that he found it funny that someone replaced lube with it-
He did say it was Joker level funny lol
Bunny But it’s not a normal person’s funny- it’s concerning. People could have *died* if they used the hydrochloric acid
🤷♀️ I think it’s funny
I have an acid burn on my finger, it is Hardly visible though
i laugh so hard everytime you show a picture when saying "chief"
WHY did you pronounce rendezvous like that
I was wondering the same thing.
There's a face palm of his own.
バンビちゃん not to mention sceptre
Nejx He says things incorrectly with such confidence and it’s honestly sad
I just commented about that omg-
These damn Mongolians...
His namien is Damien and welcome back to emkeymien
Pure genius 👌🏻
Nice pfp #lgbtrights
@@Ultragay_bacon yesss!!
@@Ultragay_bacon Also cute bee #minecraft
@@Ultragay_bacon Ayyy non-binary over here! #LGBTRights
Thalidomide was used as an anti-nausea medication in pregnant women without adequate testing. For those wondering.
Yeah. There's still many people around with missing limbs due to it. Doctors pushed it on pregnant women, even after it was known to cause such issues.
A bf I had as a teenager, his mother only had one arm due to it. Horrible woman, but being one armed didn't hold her back.
The amount of voices Damien can do, and how accurate they sound, is unbelievable. His Chills voice sounds just like him, and his Trump voice was pretty spot on.
Son :"Hey mom can I get sticky notes"
Mom: "HELL NO SON I THOUGHT I TAUGHT YOU BETTER. WHERE DID I GO WRONG"
Oh god no not M I C R O S O F T S T I C K Y N O T E S.
Yes, because Microsoft Sticky Notes is the most horrifying, graphic program on the computer. You're gonna have to watch what I do on there You're gonna have to watch what notes I type on there.
That's where I sell my drugs, don't let the kids on it
@@mariocart2wrholder Where can I buy some of that?
@@mariocart2wrholder So that's why Microsoft blocked Sticky notes.
"rendezvow " ??? well my french ears hurt .. lol
Ron de voo now I’m through with you
@@eidolor
/watch?v=iCqDMfFoOL0
@@daytekone salut, je cherchais un autre Français
@@thamonster je parle francais, mais je ne le suis pas. Je suis Québécois. 🤪
@@daytekone ça passe quand même
The EmKay Hand when someone makes a weird comment:
mmkay
mmkay
mmkay
mmkay
e
Mmkay
4:37 The ability to talk does not make you intelligent.
Damien: *Can perfectly read horrid typos and key mashings on the first go.*
Also Damien: *Trips up on the word "Pneumonia".*
There are some people fluent in english, and then there's some people fluent in engrish, i believe Damien falls under the latter category
He also mispronounced sceptre
damien:(wheezes)
damiens fbi agent: he’s doing it again
Emkay: reads meme about monolingual not pronouncing things right
Also Emkay: SkEpTeR
As a Sceptre PC owner, that offended me.
It's pronounced Septer
3:07 my aunt was actually affected by this. She was born without thumbs and her wrists are kinda messed up. Despite that she used to be (not sure if she still is) one of the fastest typers in Northern Ireland and is a retired nurse.
Moral of the story: don't let physical shit keep you from doing what you love :)
That's awesome!
I remember seeing a woman compete with her Doberman in dog sports - she was born without arms because of thalidomide, and she has found ways to do everything using her legs and feet. She's impressive as hell. Very inspiring.
@@valerierodger7700 While those ARE quite impressive, I don't think they apply to someone without ANY LIMBS AT ALL. When you are a torso with a head, there is very little you can do regardless of how dedicated you are. I REALLY hope the vocal/neural sensors improve soon for the sake of people like him.
🤦♀️
Trying to figure out what’s funny about someone reproductive organs being burned with acid......
He treated it like low hanging fruit too. You have to work a little to make a joke out of something so deeply disturbing.
Ok so i get being disturbed by it, but some people have different senses of humor. Just saying. I have a dark sense of humor too, so 😐
@@bofa987 People could of been serious hurt, not to mention it was a hate crime.
@@bofa987 A dark sense of humour still requires a joke. If simply thinking of people being horribly maimed is entertaining for you, you don't have a dark sense of humour, you're just a bad person.
@@some-one-else imma be real i forgot what this was about. I’m looking at the comment and replies and if there was a time stamp and i would look at the post again. Other than that, ok whatever
Girls: why doesn’t he know I like him I’m giving him tons of signs
The signs: 0:03
Better safe than sorry.
Bold of you to assume anyone would like me :D
Proof that Thanos did nothing wrong: Wal-Mart's poster said so.
Wal-Mart is an anagram for Warp-Mind. Be Very Suspicious Of What They Tell You
@@EmKay um... yeah I'll be suspicious of you instead
@@jambie r/wooosh
Did I actually just successfully wooosh someone, in the comments of a Reddit video?
@@-usernamehere-8011 no. no you did not
Not gonna lie, hearing him say that people potentially being mutilated by hydrochloric acid in a club as funny felt pretty messed up
That feels a lot less like dark humor/ a prank and more straight up evil
Yeah. Isn't hydrochloric acid like one of the strongest types? I think i read somewhere that it's like a 1-2 on the ph scale
@@wormguylovesworms I do not condone anyone's behavior.
No hydrochloric acid is not the "strongest" and often is found at low percentage as drain cleaner.
Some acids actually work better at diluted levels for dissolving things.
Regardless it's a horrible thing to happen and it's sadly common in some countries for revenge and other reasons. It's sick
@@wormguylovesworms Hydrochloric acid is fairly tame compared to other acids. The concentration of the acid is also a big factor here. If it was diluted, like what you'd find in a high school chemistry class, it would have given him a bad rash. It also depends on how long it was in contact with his skin.
@@ArcherHMR I think their more worried about the fact its replaced *L* *U* *B* *E* like that would definitely cause exreteme irritation and possible sensitivity problems to the person
In Arkham Knight, Joker said that he replaced holy water in a church with hydrochloric acid, and that it was “one heck of a baptism!”
Damien : butchers the prononciation of rendez-vouz
Also Damien : proceeds to make fun of monolingual person
"Who decided rendezvous (rohn-dey-vah??!?) would be pronounced like that?"
They didn't. It's not pronounced like that Emkay. It's pronounced (rohn-deh-voo). It's French.
He probaly learned it in the same place he learned to pronounce skeptre (sceptre).
@@richardwood4111 from what language is sceptre tho?
@@jozokrstanovic9040 Originally ancient Greek, passing through middle English where the hard "C" sound changed to be pronounced as a soft "C" due to the influence of the French kings (Normans).
Thalidomide was used to treat symptoms of morning sickness - which is why so many babies were affected globally
"Does it take 18 months for twins to be born, or 9?"
I wanna tell her "9 months each"
*I don’t even have to watch the whole video to know that these people are gonna melt my last 2 brains cells.*
“I don’t think you should be a mother if your asking that question”
That one girl in the comments who didn’t know it either
“Yeah how does she not know that lmao”
7:59
Florida Man: FINALLY, A WORTHY OPPONENT!
OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!
It can still be a Florida man
I think it’s cute how whenever Damien encounters something from giofilms’s channel he’s “greets” him with enthusiasm lol
The way that Damien pronounces some words makes me question whether or not he finished high school...
/whoosh
@@Zephyr616 That's used when a joke goes over your head. There is no joke.
I hate when people have good intentions but aren't the sharpest knife in the crayon box.
You mean the sharpest knife in the tissue box
You mean the sharpest bulb in the laundry basket
You mean the sharpest knife in the shed
How did you know thats where I hide my knife?
Nathan Kurtz r/woooosh
Thalidomide was given to women as an anti nausea medication for morning sickness in early pregnancy. It turned out to cause birth defects in their unborn fetuses, mainly underdeveloped long bones in the arms and legs
I always get super happy when I see this editor in the descriptions. His small edits are the best parts of the these vids to me.
You reading these made me relive the moment at work the other day where a lady was asking me about a box of lids. She kept asking me what kind of plates they were and I almost couldn't hold back the facepalm.
Story at 10:40 :
Pretty much, some guys were messing with a homeless guy and the mad lad used his feet to stab the tourist using some scissors.
I think this is the right story, I read it a while ago.
I’m still waiting for the day when the fan art is just Damien as a furry...
i will slap you with an undercooked tortilla
Aaron Mueller “wello swenpa-i”
I will use my furry drawing skills to draw him as a furry.
Shut your hell up
@@ravenpotter3 I drew furry animals today
3:05 The *big* problem with Thalidomide is that it was one of the early examples of chiral molecules (molecules whose mirror images is not identical, like a right shoe compared to a left shoe). Chiral molecules have (almost) the exact same physical properties as eachother so scientists & medical doctors in the 50s thought they would have the same medical properties. One isomer (left shoe) of thalidomide was found to be a effective cure for morning sickness in pregnant women. The small batch lab experiments only produced the one isomer but when the big pharmaceutical companies started making big batches of the stuff they used industrial production methods which produced both isomers (left shoe and right shoe). No one thought this was going to be a problem because they where "basically the same thing". Unfortunately the chemical reactions in our body are highly sensitive to molecular geometry and chirality is very important in medicine. The "right shoe" isomer of Thalidomide produces horrible birth defects like the man in the video, but no one figured that out until the drug had been on the open market for over 9 months. Thousands of babys were born highly deformed. The FDA now requires data on all isomers of a compound included in a product.
Damien: "Did he do it like the pokemon sword legendary?"
Me: "Nah, it was a bit more life Sif."
Can we get a facepalm for Damien saying rendezvous? 9:13
9:54 Damien, you pronounce available "A-veil-yib-le" you're scaring my family.
3:55 I'm pretty sure the facepalm is the fact that Thanos lost
boi dats epic
And wiped out half the population.
This is causing me genuine emotional pain.
12:34
Me watching: *moans*
Also me watching with headphone at absolute max volume: *ear bleeds*
3:04 You must have never listened to “We Didn’t Start the Fire”
"Cocaine" Is an actually good song. Has a good beat and easy to understand.
That 1 Weasel cocaine
I have the nightcore version downloaded on Apple Music. It’s one of very few songs that have their nightcore version on Apple Music. I love that song. I use it to scare my sisters friends
Me: stands up to get pen I dropped
Teacher: are you challenging me??
The answer is always "yes."
"Approximately 550 million Americans are diagnosed with Alzheimer's"
Maybe he's referring to American population from America, not American population from the US
I get what you're saying but just to be clear, you mean anyone from the Americas? As in both continents?
@@azzabynes5707 Yeah, I meant that when I wrote this comment. Now, I think I'm wrong xD
So my teacher was talking about why different animals or plants could not bread and this man said “ if I were to mix a peach and corn what would you get PORN” it took him like 30 seconds to realize what he said smh
7:07 550 million Americans with that diagnosis, but population chart says 327 million, either the former is counting undocumented immigrants who went in without doing the legal means (222 million) and legal immigrants (1.1 million), or it's counting all of North America which also is including Canada (37.06 Million (2018)), Central America (47.7 Million (2018)) adding together (84.76 million + 327 million to a total of 411.76 million, (but that is still from short 550 million, by 138.24 million). It couldn't also include South America, because it's 423.58 million which would be 835.34 million... That's definitely over 550 million by 280 million. So it's not the latter, which adding the population of all three continents from the West side of the map to add up to 550 million, because they don't add up into that amount, after all of that calculation and research, it's probably the former.
The most plausible way for their math to be correct, is if they calculated both citizens, and immigrants (both legal and non-legal (or illegal to be grammatical correct)).
The sad part is that "Sticky Notes" kinda sounds like a euphemism.
How in god's (currently flaming) earth is it possible for you say something so right, but so very wrong?
Congrats. You've created a functional paradox.
@@superwhatevergamin9634 I'd like to thank the academy.
Microsoft Sticky notes... just separate the words and put them in a sentence: The Notes are Sticky and now my Micro is soft
Star Wars fans when they listed anakin different from vader: Not bad, kid
Anakin's the slime guy right
EmKay Physically, yes. But spiritually, they are completely different. In fact, it is shown in the comics that Vader even starts to forget how he was as Anakin and memories as Anakin.
10:43 that face says it all. he's like:"oh boy, you are gonna feel so stupid when you finally realize how obvious this is"
For some info on the thalidomide tragedy. Thalidomide was used to treat morning sickness, it does work. however in the process of creating the thalidomide, there is another molecule that is made, almost the exact same in structure but a reflection (only molecules known as chiral molecules have this "reflected" version). Usually the reflected version acts similarly to the molecule or has no effect. Other times, they have completely different effects as there structure is technically different. it was extremely unfortunate that the reflection of thalidomide causes birth defects and was used to help pregnant women. The worst combination possible in that situation.
69% of people on r/facepalm are basically asking to be r/wooshed.
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When you pronouce "sceptre" as "skepter"
r/facepalm
And he mispronounced rendezvous.
Beauty of English language 😍👌
@UCz1UI_hymSb-xqwuKI_vhRQ That's not how it's pronounced. Feel free to look up online.
@@flappyBoi That's not an English word.
Now I get why people say Americans ruin language even though we don't
No one:
Damien: panomea
Me: i thought it was pneumonia 😂
8:44 maybe they don't want us to know they went to an aquarium of some sort. but they failed on trying to hide that part though.
I can already hear bill cypher saying "it's funny how dumb you are"
People hearing about the thalidomide scandal be like: 😧
People taking hydroxychloroquine for Covid-19 be like: ❤
Thalidomide was tested and proven harmless during animal testing.
Hydroxychloroquine was tested and proven toxic, also proven to increase the likelihood of patients with Covid-19 dying.
What's not right here?
I needed this after what happened to TheClick and Danplan
#freetheclick
True words never spoken better
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What happened
"He alittle confused but he got the spirit"
First it was rendezvous, then it was sceptre. Idk what to even do anymore.
thanks for uploadin all throughout december, i wouldnt have won DDD without ya
12:55 Teacher: Why are you laughing?
Me: Nothing...
My head: Anakin Sikewalker
I can hear Damien's laugh when he read that... Lmao
"Homicide victims rarely talk to police"
Jay Leno presented this in "Headlines" in the late 1990s...
Someone says something stupid.
Damien: CHEIF
5:37 it's rare that these things can actually put me at a loss for words but here we are.
Everyone is valid to an opinion
Everyone is valid to an organism
Everyone is valid to an orgasm
Yes, my political party is the organisms
Nice man, mine too.
Everyone knows that the Robot party is the best one!
@@celluin4951 Your proof for that good sir.
@@mini_luv_visa1732 m.ruclips.net/video/MmdmiFvOvsg/видео.html
@@celluin4951 touche.
Damien restraining himself from getting political is the best part of these videos
5:17
She did the math right, but she didn't do the right math.
Emkay: *possibly thinks everyone is watching the video*
Me: *vibing to King Dices theme song in the background*
Thalidomide is safe now, because we discovered that there were two versions of the same chemicals that were mirror images of each other. Like how your left and right hands are mirror images of each other and are separate things. The one version was safe and it’s mirror image caused infant deformities. Scientists knew about the mirror images of chemicals at the time, but they didn’t know that they reacted differently so they didn’t separate them. The mirror image thing in chemicals is called chirality for anyone interested. 😊
0:51 ok I get that there are people who do tons of things to their body, and more power to them, but splitting your tongue is where I draw the line
Just imagine though, it's like two girls at once. it's a two person ménage à trois.
Hailey O'Donnell Yeah, doing anything with the tongue bothers me somewhat, but that just takes it to another level
Early people: oh noes I can’t steal someone else’s comment because I’m too early, better tell everyone else I’m early.
Me an intellectual: *goes to older video to steal someone else’s comment
oop- guessing this was stolen lmaoo
I have to admit... this is a little too relatable
@@Mentally_Chill looool yes
His laugh is hella contageous
The sad part is that that image of the world on fire at 11:40 is happening in Australia right now
2:15 the equivalent of obnoxiously saying I told you so
3:45 me watching this in 2020 *snort
* re-election
"you speak stupid" says the person who just said rendezvous LIKE *THAT*
0:31 Who's gonna tell him that's a shaman?
Editing b o i well that ain’t chef
To be fair, the old version of the song Cocaine talked about the drug in a positive way, and then Clapton eventually got clean and sober and changed the lyrics.
3:36 i feel like he got the word 'clout' in his mind instantly but really struggled to remember what it is
Last time i was this early my family was still together
2:50 you mispronounced his name, he’s my uncle so it was funny hearing you mispronounce his name, its pronounced Kevin dough nel un,
Hydrochloric Acid is no joke chief.
that's what I said. That stuff an permanently mutilate someone. It is super dangerous.
Yeah I was confused when he started laughing especially considering where they planned on putting the stuff thinking it is lube.
When that part came up i was like: ruclips.net/video/WowYsRwBseU/видео.html
Your Oreo stocking thoughts are accurate. Nabisco does handle their own merchandise. I am a former receiver/stocker at a Kroger. The problem here is the timeframe, there's no was that a shelf area of that size was stocked and shopped in 15 minutes. Venders/stockers are trained to "face" products. This means filling the front of the shelf to give the appearance of a full shelf. That many Oreos both stocked and sold, that early in the morning, in such a short time...not gonna happen.
Side note...love your vids!!
Im watching this on my sceptre monitor, and i just look down at the logo and back up to question my life choices