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  • Опубликовано: 25 янв 2025

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  • @sadrabathaei1409
    @sadrabathaei1409 5 лет назад +3461

    12:55 i wouldnt make them bow i would make them dance

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  5 лет назад +345

      damien is a man of the arts

    • @Sofie6281
      @Sofie6281 5 лет назад +18

      Yeah i also thought about that

    • @chiefboyardee5794
      @chiefboyardee5794 5 лет назад +12

      @LSSJ Broly WELL SHIT, ID BE DAMNED

    • @yuurichito1439
      @yuurichito1439 5 лет назад +12

      3:36 when you take the wrong turn in a gta5 race

    • @courtneyhicks7352
      @courtneyhicks7352 5 лет назад +7

      EmKay at 6:45 you said the bush ran away

  • @jantonio04
    @jantonio04 5 лет назад +1540

    "longest name in Canada"
    "shows map of Britain"

    • @d4rkzytft
      @d4rkzytft 5 лет назад +28

      In the video they actually show the name, that part is just to compare to the Canadian towns name

    • @rnaodmsomething
      @rnaodmsomething 5 лет назад +5

      @Teknoblazer YEA BOIIIIIIIS

    • @unclecreepy7025
      @unclecreepy7025 5 лет назад +11

      I thought that was the point of the face palm.

    • @emilymurray9010
      @emilymurray9010 5 лет назад +13

      Yeah, it’s in Wales

    • @skyehumphreys8117
      @skyehumphreys8117 5 лет назад +5

      Teknoblazer that’s not Canadian, it’s welsh.....

  • @BloiBuDOTjpg
    @BloiBuDOTjpg 4 года назад +325

    “There is no apocalypse yet”
    The timing of this was like its out of a movie

  • @theanythingguytag3420
    @theanythingguytag3420 5 лет назад +1995

    4001 bc is before 4000 bc, so either everyone there is stupid, or I am.

    • @laugus
      @laugus 5 лет назад +286

      I was just about to comment this, but I wanted to make sure someone hadn't already pointed it out. xD
      And yes, 4001 BC is before 4000 BC because in BC, going backwards is like being in the negatives (to think about it conceptually).

    • @seratope
      @seratope 5 лет назад +140

      The facepalm attacks the 3999 manses.

    • @waffletracktor
      @waffletracktor 5 лет назад +25

      Obsidian Otter lol exactly the same thing xD

    • @kebap6797
      @kebap6797 5 лет назад +148

      I facepalmed when Damien agreed

    • @Tom-ec4bf
      @Tom-ec4bf 5 лет назад +21

      Exactly! Thank you kind sir. big oofs

  • @joy_6336
    @joy_6336 4 года назад +1376

    "wear the mask" i mean... they're not wrong currently

    • @amalgamation21
      @amalgamation21 4 года назад +5

      Fabienne J. Schenk b

    • @Iristallite
      @Iristallite 4 года назад +64

      They even got the date right.

    • @jhen414
      @jhen414 4 года назад +4

      Fabienne J. Schenk you are smart

    • @the_tactician9858
      @the_tactician9858 4 года назад +34

      They... THEY KNEW IT ALL ALONG!!!

    • @bakefire9138
      @bakefire9138 4 года назад +40

      @@the_tactician9858 I guess you could say they saw it coming.

  • @sebassebas639
    @sebassebas639 5 лет назад +266

    "Is it gay to see?"
    -Guy from Twitter
    "Yeah, cuz then you see other men"
    -Damien 2019

    • @craftrdoinbetteranimations1372
      @craftrdoinbetteranimations1372 5 лет назад +4

      but then how do you see the women?

    • @bigduck7634
      @bigduck7634 5 лет назад +1

      I’m wearing glasses and now I gotta wear contacts

    • @piccolo748
      @piccolo748 5 лет назад +1

      @@craftrdoinbetteranimations1372 this makes you bi

    • @gresosten1309
      @gresosten1309 5 лет назад

      T-Bone Duck my eyes dont like contacts do i will never get a girl

    • @whyjodwhy
      @whyjodwhy 4 года назад

      I'm the straightest man alive, I ripped out my eyes so I can't see anything related to men

  • @biermanfan
    @biermanfan 5 лет назад +2383

    Im waiting for
    “Damien the homosapien here”

    • @TheHyperTuber-VantaBlack
      @TheHyperTuber-VantaBlack 5 лет назад +17

      I love that too much.

    • @DunkleCheese
      @DunkleCheese 5 лет назад +34

      Now, don’t make me pull out the Rick roll video

    • @treysevy5079
      @treysevy5079 5 лет назад +25

      @@DunkleCheese are you never gonna give that up

    • @alrightytighty1572
      @alrightytighty1572 5 лет назад +73

      My namien is Damien and I’m a homosapien. Hotter than the fire that burnt down the Notre dame-ien. All the haters out there? Naw, they be lame-ien. And when something’s relatable I’ll always say “same”-ien.

    • @thorne2492
      @thorne2492 5 лет назад +21

      my reaction: m.ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html

  • @the_mad_ratter
    @the_mad_ratter 5 лет назад +340

    "How to pronounce the longest name in Canada"
    You're gonna feel the wrath of some very angry red dragons, who will come and say "my lovely" to you a lot.

    • @caletot
      @caletot 5 лет назад +28

      1:03 red isnt a color.

    • @npcx-mq6cr
      @npcx-mq6cr 5 лет назад +10

      Welsh sounds like summoning Cthulhu

    • @layalsaleh4103
      @layalsaleh4103 5 лет назад

      @@caletot oh
      well then

    • @danielribeiro9678
      @danielribeiro9678 5 лет назад +2

      You feel your Canadian name crawling on your back

    • @chaotic7526
      @chaotic7526 5 лет назад +3

      Yes, we welsh are keeping an eye on @EmKay

  • @laurenmiller5756
    @laurenmiller5756 4 года назад +37

    For the charlie chaplin bit- he was known for being a crazy perfectionist. The girl character is blind and he wanted it to be conveyed perfectly. But Virginia even stated that they hated each other. He thought she was an amateur and even tried to replace her part.
    Not sure what he didn’t like about her because she did a wonderful performance!
    If anyone is curious the film is called “City Lights”

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver 5 лет назад +228

    8:14
    Actually, the op is right. When you’re talking about BC, you go backwards. The past of 4000 years before Christ, is 4001 years before Christ. 3999 is actually the future to 4000

    • @librask3009
      @librask3009 5 лет назад +16

      yeah that's the point, the reply is the r/facepalm

    • @richardsantalone9380
      @richardsantalone9380 5 лет назад +3

      r/wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

    • @sebassebas639
      @sebassebas639 5 лет назад

      He's too dangerous to be kept alive!

    • @UFOboy
      @UFOboy 5 лет назад +10

      @@librask3009 Damian thought the comments were right, not the OP. Listen again. He isn't reading the comments, he's saying "actually it'd be 3999 bc, two people flaming you for this. Get bent."

    • @HandleG123
      @HandleG123 5 лет назад +1

      @@richardsantalone9380 r/wooooooosh to you

  • @PossGal
    @PossGal 5 лет назад +126

    8:20 Damien: get bent
    BC is "negative numbers AD is "postive"
    So BC is -4000 while 4001= -4001 soooo 4001 BC is farther back in time *nerds away*

    • @jellybelly8672
      @jellybelly8672 5 лет назад +12

      Konnie Gizzi yeah I commented that too. This is big Brian time.

    • @jellybelly8672
      @jellybelly8672 5 лет назад +16

      Ok so I refuse to edit the fact that I spelled brain wrong.

    • @Number-gs3rv
      @Number-gs3rv 5 лет назад +3

      @@jellybelly8672 XD we all have days like this

    • @ivecomeforyourpickle5470
      @ivecomeforyourpickle5470 5 лет назад

      Check out my comment about it too

    • @jrad306
      @jrad306 5 лет назад +4

      @@jellybelly8672 You definitely don't wanna mess with Big Brian

  • @aerohydreigon1101
    @aerohydreigon1101 4 года назад +134

    5:11
    This is how you say it
    Lan-vire-pool-gwin-gill-go-ger-u-queern-drob-ul-land-us-il-io-go-go-gok

    • @lynxz-studios
      @lynxz-studios 4 года назад +11

      Aight first we memorize and then we attack the small-brains with this word

    • @dbmaster2097
      @dbmaster2097 4 года назад +10

      @@lynxz-studios Funny part is: This name is not the longest for a City name. The longest had 80+ letters.

    • @lynxz-studios
      @lynxz-studios 4 года назад +4

      @@dbmaster2097
      Holy shit

    • @dbmaster2097
      @dbmaster2097 4 года назад +1

      @@lynxz-studios Should I type in the name or should I avoid doing so?

    • @lynxz-studios
      @lynxz-studios 4 года назад +1

      @@dbmaster2097
      If you feel like it, go ahead

  • @loganricherson
    @loganricherson 5 лет назад +392

    8:20
    You got it backwards. The joke is that before 4000 b.c. they didn't have roads. 4001 b.c. is before that so both of the people who put 3999 b.c. are wrong and that was the facepalm

    • @carlosgarza391
      @carlosgarza391 5 лет назад +26

      I was tripping cause that’s wasn’t how time works😂

    • @Logan-xq6fo
      @Logan-xq6fo 5 лет назад +38

      Yeah the higher the number in BC the further away it is

    • @skeppymuffins3412
      @skeppymuffins3412 5 лет назад +13

      Wait.. 4001bc vas before 4000bc
      I was so confused when i reaf this

    • @Logan-xq6fo
      @Logan-xq6fo 5 лет назад +11

      Cause it’s Before Christ and 0 is when christ dies im pretty sure
      Edit: its when he was born I knew it was something with jesus

    • @Phone-eater
      @Phone-eater 5 лет назад +2

      @@skeppymuffins3412 it works like that because it's 4000 before christ

  • @jesuscepticeye6032
    @jesuscepticeye6032 5 лет назад +269

    Son: there's a car on the roof!
    Dad: don't worry, son, I'l get my ladder

    • @Bruh4.
      @Bruh4. 5 лет назад +11

      jesuscepticeye aye cyinadyde and happness

    • @avastoyboxandarcade
      @avastoyboxandarcade 5 лет назад +12

      *smacks the car with the ladder*

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  5 лет назад +8

      good old My Dad

    • @Zanemob
      @Zanemob 5 лет назад +2

      Probably a hurricane to be honest lol.

    • @fearinggaming7839
      @fearinggaming7839 5 лет назад

      Ri

  • @c-a-sbuilds7051
    @c-a-sbuilds7051 5 лет назад +100

    3:37 “Alright honey I’m going to the store, ya need anything?”
    Wife: “yeah, maybe some wood. Be careful ‘bout the ramp on the street over there”
    *a few moments later*:

    • @kellyrichards7659
      @kellyrichards7659 4 года назад +2

      They're going back to the future

    • @YourLocalRaider
      @YourLocalRaider 4 года назад

      I just imagined this, and now i will never see that picture the same way after reading this comment

    • @Omintyr
      @Omintyr 4 года назад

      They are dead by there own stupidity also HOW THE FUCK is your car in the fucking roof

  • @RC-uf5xm
    @RC-uf5xm 4 года назад +108

    8:20 its 4001 BC man, when it comes to BC the bigger number is farther in the past.

    • @lilcrippie5927
      @lilcrippie5927 4 года назад +5

      Stuck out like a sore thumb to me

    • @the.192
      @the.192 4 года назад +4

      Yea it did.

    • @matrixphijr
      @matrixphijr 3 года назад +3

      That honestly bugged me more than anything else. I’m too used to stupid now I guess.

    • @superpokemonbros.9441
      @superpokemonbros.9441 3 года назад +1

      how are you not a history teacher? 😮

    • @Panroles
      @Panroles 3 года назад +4

      Yeah, I think the facepalm was supposed to be the two people incorrectly correcting it.

  • @kbto
    @kbto 5 лет назад +321

    Better question
    *HOW IS THE CAR IN BACKWARDS?*

  • @Wyref
    @Wyref 5 лет назад +416

    Gay stands for:
    Good
    At
    Yoga

    • @piccolo748
      @piccolo748 5 лет назад +27

      No. It means
      Godly
      At
      *YO-YO*

    • @kevy_.
      @kevy_. 5 лет назад +10

      Piccolo *me nervously sweating with my $60 yomega professional yo-yo

    • @piccolo748
      @piccolo748 5 лет назад +15

      @@kevy_. *HEAVY BREATHING*
      I SENSE
      HOMOSEXUALITY

    • @burgerbitchenterprises8338
      @burgerbitchenterprises8338 5 лет назад +10

      Good
      At
      *YIFF*

    • @iProgramInCpp
      @iProgramInCpp 5 лет назад +2

      Gay stands for:
      Good
      And
      Yippee

  • @dustinfirestone5319
    @dustinfirestone5319 5 лет назад +107

    8:17 I can't tell if Emkay actually knows whos wrong in that situation...

    • @speedy01247
      @speedy01247 5 лет назад +19

      I was about to comment this but checked to make sure someone else didn't do it first.
      4001 BC came before 4000 BC. (4001 BC is 6001 years before 2000 AD 4000 BC is 6000 years before 2000 AD)

    • @Thomas-qy3ox
      @Thomas-qy3ox 5 лет назад +6

      @@speedy01247 exactly! I just commented that!

    • @mediocrecontent2449
      @mediocrecontent2449 5 лет назад +1

      I was just wondering that myself

    • @masonlong6514
      @masonlong6514 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @Terpster77
      @Terpster77 2 года назад

      Bruh his name isn’t EmKay that’s the channel name

  • @FlukyMeteor
    @FlukyMeteor 3 года назад +30

    1:05 That was the best pronunciation of "rojo" i've ever heard from an english speaker (everyone in my school pronounces it ro-joe for some reason)

  • @Triiiplz
    @Triiiplz 5 лет назад +297

    Me: *Messes up the job so I go home early*
    Everyone else in the Surgical Clinic:

  • @TenPercentFG
    @TenPercentFG 5 лет назад +157

    11:38 1 mile is 1.6 kilometers that means a mile is more...

    • @lucasrichter6642
      @lucasrichter6642 4 года назад +16

      I purposely searched for a coment stating just that.

    • @axelloa.a.6563
      @axelloa.a.6563 4 года назад +8

      That's the joke

    • @lewis7909
      @lewis7909 4 года назад +9

      Normally the first image is the face palm and the reply tells them they're dumb but here the original image is fine and the reply is the face palm

    • @connerdroddy4834
      @connerdroddy4834 4 года назад +3

      Antonio A_Ang r/wooooosh

    • @UniEvolute
      @UniEvolute 4 года назад

      @@connerdroddy4834 he was doing the exact opposite

  • @thisdickgaming6915
    @thisdickgaming6915 5 лет назад +149

    Me: "What's the Wi-Fi password?"
    My friend: "It's on the back of the router"
    The back of the router: 5:11

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  5 лет назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/B_N8RAJarrY/видео.html

    • @AstronomyWales
      @AstronomyWales 5 лет назад +1

      Stolen joke alert!

    • @Unknown72027
      @Unknown72027 5 лет назад

      I saw that vid along time ago lol he nailed it

    • @buhstwo2348
      @buhstwo2348 5 лет назад +1

      I saw this joke on the original, boy.
      You can't pull your tricks on me.
      I am inevitable.
      The Original was 2 Days ago.

    • @gamingwithryan2.071
      @gamingwithryan2.071 5 лет назад

      EmKay I thought that you could have rickrolled us.

  • @basilflowermusic529
    @basilflowermusic529 4 года назад +24

    “Give me your vibe license it’s revoked.” My new favorite sentence

  • @buhstwo2348
    @buhstwo2348 5 лет назад +488

    "8 Minutes ago"
    4,000 Views, Now those are fans.

    • @Sp00kq
      @Sp00kq 5 лет назад +4

      Or YT is high again

    • @jdmnissan
      @jdmnissan 5 лет назад +4

      They blow

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  5 лет назад +14

      they are the TRUE emlets 😤😤😤😤

    • @alexisarvizu6280
      @alexisarvizu6280 5 лет назад +1

      @@EmKay lol here you go!
      ruclips.net/video/cPJUBQd-PNM/видео.html

    • @lu_mist8396
      @lu_mist8396 5 лет назад +1

      08:19 Huge facepalm indeed but for those 2 guys who dont know how time works

  • @siriuskndfgsegg7495
    @siriuskndfgsegg7495 5 лет назад +20

    5:37 sounds like Damien just cursed me in an ancient forgotten language

  • @shineesback3995
    @shineesback3995 5 лет назад +307

    longest name in canada-
    me: wait a minute......Thats wales XD

    • @HalfPint_
      @HalfPint_ 5 лет назад +11

      I got triggered so much as I’m from a town near LlanFairP.G....😑

    • @Gorbenko-yo1kk
      @Gorbenko-yo1kk 5 лет назад +9

      @Deon Denis oh my I think some one should put this on r/facepalm

    • @What-thaW
      @What-thaW 5 лет назад +8

      Deon Denis he means like the location of it and not the... yeah
      Cuz like Canadian and welsh are like the cultures
      And then you have the locations like Canada and wales
      They match up, he right, you wrong. Micro brain. *epic reddit moment activated*

    • @shineesback3995
      @shineesback3995 5 лет назад +10

      @Deon Denis yes and no, the place is wales but the language is welsh :)

    • @calenjames1248
      @calenjames1248 5 лет назад +4

      I live their and I when my teacher asked me where do I live I froze

  • @dynamout2978
    @dynamout2978 4 года назад +31

    3:26 you know those glitches in video games that can send you flying through the air at a gazillion mph? That’s what happened to the simulation here.

  • @luvan1693
    @luvan1693 5 лет назад +55

    Me: tastes the batch to make sure it's good
    Everyone else at the bleach factory:

  • @obsidianclorox
    @obsidianclorox 5 лет назад +62

    Damien you absolutely nailed the "j" in rojo but you need a thicker r at the start ;)

  • @seriously3029
    @seriously3029 5 лет назад +344

    The post about "people in 4001 bc" is actually correct cuz it's bc so 4001 would come before 4000

    • @caterpillow
      @caterpillow 5 лет назад +23

      The facepalm was targeted at the replies

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 5 лет назад +15

      @@caterpillow I sure hope so. But as some posts have replies calling out the facepalm, we can't be sure who the submitter agreed on. The benefit of this is that the submitter can post it regardless, and it'll still make it in.

    • @kitanakahn101
      @kitanakahn101 5 лет назад

      Some might think u dumb. Let them... We know who's actually the dumb one.

    • @meetjeric
      @meetjeric 5 лет назад +2

      well bc means backwards calendar, am i right?

    • @fork4207
      @fork4207 5 лет назад

      Big brain

  • @xabyboy6666
    @xabyboy6666 4 года назад +22

    2:54 they did print more money in the Great Depression but it just decreased the value of money

    • @Epsilon-Eleven
      @Epsilon-Eleven 4 года назад

      Yea, that's... kinda what made the Great Depression as bad as it was, actually.

  • @pidgeydoodles7549
    @pidgeydoodles7549 5 лет назад +77

    damien: *wheeze*
    depression: *Gone. Reduced to Atoms*

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  5 лет назад +4

      bye bye bad vibes!

  • @spencerwong4903
    @spencerwong4903 5 лет назад +117

    I’m waiting for
    “My name is Damien, you killed my father. Prepare to die.”

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  5 лет назад +14

      hmmmmmmmm

    • @6.thedollar415
      @6.thedollar415 5 лет назад +3

      @@EmKay hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm also dogs sneeze when play-fighting to tell you they're not really fighting. It's their equivalent of laughing

    • @ellatelfer5919
      @ellatelfer5919 5 лет назад +4

      @@6.thedollar415 HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM so when my dog spends 2 minutes non stop sneezing when I play with him he's just having the doggo equivalent of laughing uncontrollably?

    • @6.thedollar415
      @6.thedollar415 5 лет назад +1

      @@ellatelfer5919 yep

    • @ellabennett8911
      @ellabennett8911 5 лет назад

      Inigo Montoya?

  • @KyubiBubi
    @KyubiBubi 5 лет назад +49

    [8:21] You know, the creator of the meme got it right while the two dudes in the comments got it wrong. And Damien also fell for it, wow.

    • @neppyneppynepu
      @neppyneppynepu 5 лет назад +3

      Was literally looking to see if i was the only intelligent one who realized that

    • @ThommyTheThird
      @ThommyTheThird 5 лет назад

      Paused the video 'cuz I got mad

    • @cookienationjr2266
      @cookienationjr2266 5 лет назад

      Thomas Withaar same

    • @FurryFailure
      @FurryFailure 5 лет назад +1

      This is one of those moments when stupid people make you stupid because their logic-although backwards-makes sense for a second, the Kilometre one had me stumped for a minute as if my brain shut off completely to process it, I too agreed with the 3999'ers until it hit me a second later, I was really disappointed with myself.

    • @ConformistOwl
      @ConformistOwl 4 года назад

      If the joke is flying cars 3999 BC should be right because that would be the year after 4000 BC... if the joke is them driving in the dirt without roads 4001 BC is right.

  • @mrsunderstood8141
    @mrsunderstood8141 4 года назад +64

    The "why cant they print money" question is suprisingly common amongst teens.

    • @Ey_SmoKrac
      @Ey_SmoKrac 4 года назад +6

      I’ve known this since I was 12, thanks, Oversimplified

    • @jotarokujo4787
      @jotarokujo4787 4 года назад

      It actually just lowers the value of its currency

    • @WindrunnerB4
      @WindrunnerB4 4 года назад

      @@jotarokujo4787 yeah, we know.

    • @WindrunnerB4
      @WindrunnerB4 3 года назад

      @Ragne Seilenthal I’ve known it since I was like, 8.

    • @nathanlamaire
      @nathanlamaire 3 года назад +6

      Basic economics should be taken seriously in primary level education

  • @Prod.Greity
    @Prod.Greity 5 лет назад +54

    8:21
    Someone explain this to me bc I’m pretty sure 4001 BC is older than 4000 BC
    Am I missing something cuz I feel dumb

    • @colatheprotogen3744
      @colatheprotogen3744 5 лет назад +10

      Ace_Potato you are correct

    • @tudoralexandru7412
      @tudoralexandru7412 5 лет назад +14

      You are correct, it isnt 3999 bcs in BC we count towards 0

    • @made-of-amelium
      @made-of-amelium 5 лет назад +10

      I was thinking the same thing, either the replies are the facepalm or the person who posted it understood it wrong

    • @Prod.Greity
      @Prod.Greity 5 лет назад +4

      yea

    • @profitsmash672
      @profitsmash672 5 лет назад +1

      So BC stands for before Crist and counts down to 0 AD means anno demini which counts after that also what we are in rn thats what i got from Google

  • @mentalcel612
    @mentalcel612 5 лет назад +18

    "Ah Forks! They're not but okay!"
    why did that sound so cute-

  • @aidan4529
    @aidan4529 5 лет назад +43

    3:56
    Actually
    You’re wrong
    The problem here is it’s facing the wrong way. Arnold’s bazooka should be on the other side. The joke is the cameras look like a bazooka. You’re both wrong.

    • @AubstaWolfheart
      @AubstaWolfheart 5 лет назад +3

      Thank you. That was so frustrating. Like Damien I love you but holy SHIT

  • @edwardmeyers4466
    @edwardmeyers4466 4 года назад +184

    "There is no apocalypse." Has this guy ever read a bible?

    • @luiseduardofontes33
      @luiseduardofontes33 4 года назад +5

      @katr1440 katr1440 #biblegang

    • @johnedwardsficklecock3319
      @johnedwardsficklecock3319 4 года назад +6

      I don’t know what this Bible is that you speak of but it sounds bad

    • @johnedwardsficklecock3319
      @johnedwardsficklecock3319 4 года назад +2

      katr1440 katr1440 what is this Bible you speak of. It sounds scary

    • @johnedwardsficklecock3319
      @johnedwardsficklecock3319 4 года назад +2

      katr1440 katr1440 lmao I am

    • @Helladamnleet
      @Helladamnleet 4 года назад +5

      What does a fairy tail designed to make adults not kill eachother so they could pay kings taxes have to do with the apocalypse not existing?

  • @samurexatlas7373
    @samurexatlas7373 5 лет назад +22

    3:17
    Leader of the Ring of Lust: "Did you do it?"
    Trained Demon Assassins: "We got VERY close!"
    That woman's guardian angel: "YOU'LL NEVER SUCCEED AS LONG AS I'M AROUND!"

  • @hedgehogsonic11
    @hedgehogsonic11 5 лет назад +259

    "longest name in Canada"
    My RUclips titling friend that is Wales

    • @mynameismmandimheretosay7979
      @mynameismmandimheretosay7979 5 лет назад

      hi sonic
      you scare me sometimes but ill consider that an accomplishment so good for you

    • @enigmaticlevel
      @enigmaticlevel 5 лет назад

      @@mynameismmandimheretosay7979 WADJGDWVHWAGJDAW "hi sonic"

    • @mynameismmandimheretosay7979
      @mynameismmandimheretosay7979 5 лет назад

      what i met him on discord once back when i didn’t know how respectable internet conversations worked

    • @enigmaticlevel
      @enigmaticlevel 5 лет назад

      @@mynameismmandimheretosay7979 fair enough

    • @mynameismmandimheretosay7979
      @mynameismmandimheretosay7979 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah and he kinda scare be bc if you bend down that little nose of his you can see his eyes aren’t separated, he has 1 1/2 of an eye and that’s somehow even weirder than having 2 or 1 not gonna judge tho. He also not lookin like a hedgehog more like an anorexic cat with 3 mohawks which is pretty cool but it creepy too tho.

  • @_cereal_5130
    @_cereal_5130 5 лет назад +143

    "The main problem is that they got it from wish"
    I got a wish ad 1 right after he said that

  • @halowolf7539
    @halowolf7539 4 года назад +26

    8:20 actually 4001 is correct. When using BC (before Christ) the lower the number, the closer to present day. So if roads were invented in 4000 bc they didn't exist in 4001 bc and they already existed before 3999
    11:42 he got that backwards. A kilometre is about 60% of a mile. Making kilometres shorter than miles

    • @randomcactus5615
      @randomcactus5615 3 года назад

      Yeah I know, I was waiting for someone to realize this, congrats you know dates and other stuff!

    • @rasmusdamkjr5270
      @rasmusdamkjr5270 3 года назад

      1 mile=1.6 km

    • @valeriaswanne
      @valeriaswanne 3 года назад

      That's the joke :)

  • @lia9004
    @lia9004 5 лет назад +78

    me: actually trying to exercise
    my asthma demon: haha n o

    • @anthonyskata
      @anthonyskata 5 лет назад +4

      Doctor: you should workout to help quit smoking
      Me who gets winded from 10 seconds of running: .....

    • @mr.techaky7655
      @mr.techaky7655 5 лет назад +4

      @@anthonyskata The more you run, the larger capacity and more used to physical exertion you'll get. Back when I first started working hard labor I could barely lift a single 80 lbs concrete bag... Now I carry two of those fuckers like they're accessories.
      For real though, you should quit smoking, it's beyond terrible for you.

    • @user-se8jg5ul7e
      @user-se8jg5ul7e 5 лет назад

      mxlanie try using an inhaler lol

  • @whenthethebeansstrikeback6728
    @whenthethebeansstrikeback6728 5 лет назад +32

    Me: Draws an HD drawing of an anime, gets sold for 50$
    Person: Gets a bucket of blue paint and splashes it over a canvas and paints a white line in the middle, sold for

    • @whenthethebeansstrikeback6728
      @whenthethebeansstrikeback6728 5 лет назад

      @Cosmic C-Stellar you uncultured swine

    • @Phil9874
      @Phil9874 5 лет назад +2

      so yes maybe its simple looking but often times they get paid millions because its 1 of a kind and there was a particular level of skill involved in its production. It may look simple from the surface but often simple looking painting can be highly complex yet minimalistic in observance. Which is the point of minimalism.

    • @chronic-joker
      @chronic-joker 5 лет назад +1

      @@Phil9874 millionaires pay an artist a few grand to make it and keep quiet then get people to appraise that art to be worth x amount then donate it to get a tax write off then postmodern witless nut jobs go on explaining why something that looks drawn by a 5-year-old is being sold for a grand perpetuating the issue of bad art being considered higher quality than it is.

    • @xrn769
      @xrn769 5 лет назад +1

      MD Hossain can’t you detect sarcasm through text

    • @Phil9874
      @Phil9874 5 лет назад

      @@chronic-joker well post modernism is a deconstruction of modernism and art in general so while it may look simple just like minimalism it may not actually be as simple as it appears. While I do agree often times art pieces are way over valued I don't agree that a 5 year old can just come up with them. My self being an artist and a painter I can tell you that it is an acquired skill to be able to manipulate the medium in which you create that a 5 year old would not understand or be capable of.

  • @Zeniitha
    @Zeniitha 5 лет назад +165

    5:12 as a welsh person, you trying to pronounce this made me laugh lmao
    “Ll” in Welsh is pronounced as a making a static / hissing noise at the back of your throat-
    “W” can be pronounced as either the English W or English U
    “Y” can be pronounced as “EE” “ou” or “ih”
    “Ch” is also a static/ hissing noise, but mixed with the letter “K”
    So it’s kinda liikkee
    Hhan-fayre-pwkhh-gwin-gihll-gogery-khwayern-drobouhh-hhantous-ilyo-goh-goh-gohhk
    (hh in that pronunciation is the weird static hissing noise you make)
    people will usually just shorten it to Towns name of “Llanfairpwllgwyngiliogogogoch (Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch is a train station) because it’s obviously much easier to pronounce
    If you’re interested, it translates to "St Mary's church in the hollow of the white hazel near to the fierce whirlpool of St Tysilio of the red cave"
    It’s funny to see people who don’t speak Welsh try to pronounce it tho lmao
    Here’s a fun game for anyone of legal age- make your friends try to pronounce it correctly, and every time they make a mistake they have to take a shot of whiskey or any alcohol
    It’s fun to make my non-welsh friends do this
    Edit: but you trying to read this makes you sound drunk anyway lmao
    And I’m pretty sure Wales isn’t in Canada but sure

  • @arskynwolf8120
    @arskynwolf8120 4 года назад +16

    4:52 Guy: There is no apocalypse 😂😂😂😂
    *4 months later*
    Same guy: I shouldn't have said that.

    • @YourLocalRaider
      @YourLocalRaider 4 года назад

      This comment would be funnier if an apocalypse actually happened right now xD

    • @balllandersandgaming6317
      @balllandersandgaming6317 4 года назад

      Soooo what do they look like when they alined

  • @aspin5335
    @aspin5335 5 лет назад +76

    8:14 no hes right it is 4001 BC
    The facepalm is the people replying

    • @artiliam8104
      @artiliam8104 5 лет назад +9

      I can here hoping I wasn't the only one

    • @timotejguber2127
      @timotejguber2127 5 лет назад +4

      Same here.

    • @bastik.3011
      @bastik.3011 5 лет назад +3

      exavtly we are in the year 2019 after Christ (in most calenders) thats why 2020 is the next year but every year bc counts up to 0

    • @NewPaulActs17
      @NewPaulActs17 5 лет назад +3

      @@bastik.3011 because roman empire. also, there is NO year "0"

    • @stever8961
      @stever8961 5 лет назад +1

      @@NewPaulActs17 In truth the decade actually ends in 2020 and begins in 2021 due to there being no year 0. Just a little dumb trivia.

  • @HandyHanderson
    @HandyHanderson 5 лет назад +22

    03:23 Did you notice it's also with the front end outside?
    Meaning that it either came from the inside, or it plunged in backwards.

    • @aspidacctvods
      @aspidacctvods 4 года назад

      Or it went right through the back and through by a ramp

    • @Beregorn88
      @Beregorn88 4 года назад +1

      Or it was thrown by a tornado...

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 5 лет назад +38

    Idk what to do, my face doesn't have a palm and my palm doesn't have a face
    *Confused screaming*

  • @amyfain9925
    @amyfain9925 4 года назад +20

    “Hungarian fanatic pastor says: Doing yoga is a way to summon demons.”
    Looks like someone couldn’t do a tree pose.

    • @sweetflowers1421
      @sweetflowers1421 4 года назад +2

      I honestly wish we could summon them.
      Satan and I need to have some serious talk.

  • @Fenyll_Fur
    @Fenyll_Fur 5 лет назад +76

    "I don't want my man to wear glasses, I feel like that's a lil gay"
    Me: *Nervous sweating*

    • @disgusted7187
      @disgusted7187 5 лет назад +2

      it's funny because i don't wear glasses but my GF does, so I guess I could say "Hey i'm breaking up with you because you wear glasses and thats *gay*"
      Who liked my comment? Thats weird

    • @Jay-oy1ld
      @Jay-oy1ld 5 лет назад +2

      Me:wearing glasses

    • @craftrdoinbetteranimations1372
      @craftrdoinbetteranimations1372 5 лет назад +2

      a person: "I don't want any man to wear glasses, I feel like that's a lil gay"
      me: *puts on sunglasses to hide my eyes so they can't find out I'm gay because they brought up the word "gay", and then I realize my mistake* Oh crap, they know I'm gay now

    • @disgusted7187
      @disgusted7187 5 лет назад +1

      @@craftrdoinbetteranimations1372 oh wow

    • @localqueergoblin7486
      @localqueergoblin7486 5 лет назад

      CraftrDoinBetter Animations As a gay, I get that

  • @kitanakahn101
    @kitanakahn101 5 лет назад +277

    I'm a Muslim and we celebrate YOJ, alright.
    Lol

    • @nooralamgir3703
      @nooralamgir3703 5 лет назад +21

      As a Muslim I can confirm.

    • @kitanakahn101
      @kitanakahn101 5 лет назад +21

      @@nooralamgir3703
      Assalamualaikum. CAN'T WAIT TO CELEBRATE *YOJ* ! HOW ABOUT YOU? HAPPY *YOJ* !!!
      lmao

    • @noxlimitsreborn999
      @noxlimitsreborn999 5 лет назад +11

      Yeah *YOJ* is the best holiday season.

    • @daisypicasso
      @daisypicasso 4 года назад +11

      @@kitanakahn101 walaikumussalam!Yea yoj is the best holiday!!I can't wait!!!!

    • @Rizztaroth
      @Rizztaroth 4 года назад +7

      HAPPY YOJ

  • @totallynotarobot9622
    @totallynotarobot9622 5 лет назад +7

    5:08 this name is like some kid trying to use a combo in some fighting game with a keyboard but has the memory span of a gold fish

  • @WolfyFancyLads
    @WolfyFancyLads 4 года назад +9

    "I haven't played Persona but I know that's Joker!"
    It's... It-It's not though. That's just the Phantom Thieves symbol. Joker has no top hat.
    Also, I guess my idea to spray paint that around my town is dangerous, huh? XD

  • @riverpheonix6730
    @riverpheonix6730 5 лет назад +11

    Damien: I know that's Joker. And I'm not talking about Arther Fleck
    Me: [COMEDY]

  • @gnkdroid8594
    @gnkdroid8594 5 лет назад +28

    5:21 it’s not in canada, it’s in wales
    This is how you pronounce it:
    Clan-vire-porth-gah-wing-geth-go-garoth-clanta-silly-yo-go-go-goch

  • @Medicslover
    @Medicslover 5 лет назад +30

    Fun fact: The welsh town name is the directions to the town.

    • @juliusnepos6013
      @juliusnepos6013 5 лет назад +1

      Yes it was

    • @w.callens1629
      @w.callens1629 5 лет назад

      welsh insider joke for the english, until it got printed on a map and they got stuck with it

    • @fruitymcfruitcake9674
      @fruitymcfruitcake9674 5 лет назад

      From where tho

    • @w.callens1629
      @w.callens1629 5 лет назад

      @@fruitymcfruitcake9674 from another town a little closer to england

    • @SwiftKey_253
      @SwiftKey_253 5 лет назад +1

      Over the hill and something

  • @goodheavens402
    @goodheavens402 4 года назад +1

    I'd like to point out at 3:30/thumbnail that the roof around the car is sunken inwards and not outwards, meaning that the car not only somehow flew into that roof from above, but did so backwards

  • @MoonBerryBat
    @MoonBerryBat 5 лет назад +12

    Tweet: So I work at my schools merch store
    Damien: So I work at my sons merch store-

  • @Unknown989uk
    @Unknown989uk 5 лет назад +90

    The persona news thing was found as a fake, it was just an edit.

    • @wamlythecrabgod2199
      @wamlythecrabgod2199 5 лет назад +7

      Oh good I was about to lose my faith in humanity

    • @err0r529
      @err0r529 4 года назад +2

      Yeah I'm just the most stupid person in the world

    • @amalgamation21
      @amalgamation21 4 года назад

      How to build wither farm

  • @jojovibe1562
    @jojovibe1562 5 лет назад +16

    5:08 As a Welsh person every second in this part hurt me

    • @erxn4544
      @erxn4544 4 года назад

      hello fellow Welsh boi

    • @ttvcamben3463
      @ttvcamben3463 4 года назад

      Me to bois and my soul feels broken

    • @lynxz-studios
      @lynxz-studios 4 года назад

      I’m not even Welsh and I died a little

  • @fatcat4193
    @fatcat4193 4 года назад +1

    Friend : hey dude where do you live?
    Guy : oh from a town
    Friend : what town?
    Guy : *smashes head onto the keyboard*

  • @missmasquerade228
    @missmasquerade228 5 лет назад +8

    5:54
    Tweet: "so i work at my *school's* merch store"
    Damien: *son's*
    Me: Nothings wrong here

    • @latcutm8051
      @latcutm8051 5 лет назад +2

      How didn't i notice that

  • @dooman3606
    @dooman3606 5 лет назад +11

    When Damien pronounced that town name my bed started to float

  • @rubrus_xd69
    @rubrus_xd69 5 лет назад +13

    3:32 i showed my mom this she explained it to me:
    *_They finally found that parking spot they we're looking for._*

  • @guyman1009
    @guyman1009 3 года назад +1

    0:15 the whole point is that only girls get period pains but both girls and boys can twist their ankles.

  • @BigFrooty
    @BigFrooty 5 лет назад +5

    How long it took him to realise it wasn't Canada and it was actually wales actually shocks me

  • @everythingthrice
    @everythingthrice 5 лет назад +17

    Man: *tells about a once in a lifetime experience that happened to him*
    Girl: *Lol same thing happened to me*

  • @MinnesotaExpat
    @MinnesotaExpat 5 лет назад +40

    Oh good lord no. A mile is longer than a kilometer. A good way to remember this is that 3 miles is right around 5 kilometers.

    • @theyokes1236
      @theyokes1236 5 лет назад +2

      MinnesotaExpat I was wondering when someone was going to say this

    • @LupusFuse
      @LupusFuse 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah I was confused when I saw 11:38

    • @tacticalshortshorts1979
      @tacticalshortshorts1979 5 лет назад +1

      For other Americans, I find a good way to remember is one meter is about a yard, and a kilometer is 1000 meters, so a kilometer probably somewhere around 1000 yards (could most likely get some math to back me up but I’m lazy). And a mile is 1760 yards. So a kilometer is shorter than a mile.

    • @soggerstheimmortal
      @soggerstheimmortal 4 года назад +1

      Why don't you just use the metric system like the rest of us?
      To us it's like the force. It is all around us, and in every living thing
      Also, I just remember that one mile is like 1,6 kilometers

    • @brandonblount4170
      @brandonblount4170 4 года назад

      Thank you.

  • @dontaskmyname7916
    @dontaskmyname7916 4 года назад +6

    8:57 it realy happend
    imagine i want to talk to lucifer instead of starting to draw a pentagram i start doing yoga

  • @savitasweet5064
    @savitasweet5064 5 лет назад +38

    2:43
    No one:
    Not a single person ever:
    Not a single organism in this galaxy:
    What everyone hears in the store: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (pause) SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (long pause) SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @holliemowle476
    @holliemowle476 5 лет назад +12

    5:34
    I had a geography teacher that could spell and pronounce that town name without searching it, it was pretty impressive!

  • @flannelless
    @flannelless 5 лет назад +13

    5:28 dude had a seizure on the keyboard naming that town

    • @jackieronaldwayerston6723
      @jackieronaldwayerston6723 4 года назад +1

      Or the naming was done as some kind of a publicity stunt.
      Sorry to ruin your joke.

    • @yougosquishnow
      @yougosquishnow 4 года назад +2

      Fun fact. It was named in the 19 centurey literally to be a tourist attraction. The name is Gaelic for various landmarks in the town.

  • @MrJefftam
    @MrJefftam 4 года назад +7

    3:22 Marty i think the delorian is on the frits again.

  • @pyrodiablo6665
    @pyrodiablo6665 5 лет назад +18

    5:41,
    1, butchered the name
    2, none of us welsh can say it either

    • @Ramseas119
      @Ramseas119 5 лет назад +1

      apparently Tom Holland is quite good at pronouncing it.

    • @pyrodiablo6665
      @pyrodiablo6665 5 лет назад +1

      @@Ramseas119 then he is the chosen one

  • @danielsmith8987
    @danielsmith8987 5 лет назад +18

    "How to pronounce the longest name in canada", in Wales

    • @davidl.8722
      @davidl.8722 5 лет назад

      🤨

    • @Victsantgt
      @Victsantgt 4 года назад

      That's because the video shows that moment before showing the one in Canada

  • @TrueHey
    @TrueHey 5 лет назад +33

    11:08 people just post things like "do you know what the orange cat is called from Garfield?" So this would be considered a r/woooosh

    • @BHGull
      @BHGull 4 года назад

      r/wooooosh, is when a person doesn't understand a joke. That person made a joke, and even if it wasn't a joke, it still wouldn't be considered a r/wooooosh

    • @TrueHey
      @TrueHey 4 года назад

      @@BHGull it's on r/facepalm, basically a subreddit that post images of idiots, and that's saying that that person who made the joke is stupid

  • @yanderegirl0666
    @yanderegirl0666 4 года назад +17

    "In Canada"
    Me: What???? But that's... Wales..
    He ligit didn't notice before watching that video...

  • @Dragon-hu5ev
    @Dragon-hu5ev 5 лет назад +6

    “I’ve been in 7 car accidents this year-“
    *sees next picture*
    Was this one of them?

  • @endyylol
    @endyylol 5 лет назад +98

    you know you're early when it says uploaded 7 seconds ago.

  • @hannahharper7799
    @hannahharper7799 5 лет назад +13

    what if one day zach has said he's Damien and just- no one noticed ??

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  5 лет назад +3

      this would never happen because their voices are extremely dissimilar

  • @YuriYoshiosan
    @YuriYoshiosan 3 года назад +2

    7:31 Russian space agency is called Roscosmos, which is already an abbreviation.

  • @sphrcl.
    @sphrcl. 5 лет назад +69

    "The password is on the back of the router"
    Back of the router: 5:11

  • @izzardblizzard
    @izzardblizzard 5 лет назад +26

    As soon as he said “wish”, I got an ad or wish

    • @Z3R0F1V3
      @Z3R0F1V3 5 лет назад

      oh you lucky i got Raid Shadow Legends ad

  • @kartofeljuzek4613
    @kartofeljuzek4613 5 лет назад +7

    "Why don't they print out more money if they don't have any? "
    Mr crab already did that

    • @pandarou_pd
      @pandarou_pd 3 года назад

      *What about the trees*
      isn't money made from paper?

  • @nottelling8129
    @nottelling8129 4 года назад +2

    “Wear the mask”
    “3.31.2020”
    Video published in 2019
    THEY TRIED TO WARN US

  • @PixelBytesPixelArtist
    @PixelBytesPixelArtist 5 лет назад +4

    it really pisses me off when people are like “omg how did that painting sell for so much money it’s just a stripe of paint”. the plain reason isn’t because people like the art, it’s just because art is taxed differently so uber rich people can save money.

    • @henryfleischer404
      @henryfleischer404 4 года назад

      It feels like the painting is both undervalued and overpriced. It's value is probably greater than what we can see on screen, but it's being sold for what I see as an absurd price.

  • @awanight280
    @awanight280 5 лет назад +13

    3:26 ROLAND BULLIS WESLEY HOW DARE YOU DRIVE THAT CAR

    • @chocobear4078
      @chocobear4078 4 года назад +1

      Did you purposely butcher the name?

  • @dingbatprod.7217
    @dingbatprod.7217 5 лет назад +20

    When you try drink driving for the first time:
    3:22

  • @papa_shrim
    @papa_shrim 3 года назад +1

    Where the mask.
    2019: ha ha, that's not a bomb threat
    2021: we should have listened

  • @nethascotx24
    @nethascotx24 5 лет назад +16

    10:10 it’s actually an exotic fruit which is really known as name. Seriously

    • @idontknowwhattonamemyselfonyt
      @idontknowwhattonamemyselfonyt 5 лет назад +3

      Do you skip through videos like the heck it came out a minute ago

    • @nethascotx24
      @nethascotx24 5 лет назад +1

      I have no idea on what to Name myself on RUclips I watch at like 4x speed. No I don’t drink decaf and yes it’s only on certain platforms

    • @teopalafox
      @teopalafox 5 лет назад +1

      bro its been 2 minutes

    • @NotAGoat447
      @NotAGoat447 5 лет назад +1

      how did you get ten minute into the video?

    • @idontknowwhattonamemyselfonyt
      @idontknowwhattonamemyselfonyt 5 лет назад +1

      @@nethascotx24 why do you watch at 4x speed not judging but why

  • @ethanf507
    @ethanf507 5 лет назад +126

    “HOW”
    Where the car come from

    • @SteveOnlin
      @SteveOnlin 5 лет назад +8

      Where did it come from

    • @SteveOnlin
      @SteveOnlin 5 лет назад +8

      Where did it go

    • @SteveOnlin
      @SteveOnlin 5 лет назад +7

      where did it come from car in the dust joe

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  5 лет назад

      Road

    • @SteveOnlin
      @SteveOnlin 5 лет назад

      @@EmKay Nah it came from the factory

  • @parakeetiscool7647
    @parakeetiscool7647 5 лет назад +6

    Your pronunciation of “rojo” was really good

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs 2 года назад +1

    "If it doesn’t feel right for the director, it doesn’t feel right."
    Star Wars sequel trilogy that didn’t feel right anyway: *just act normal…*

  • @Vskhjw
    @Vskhjw 5 лет назад +6

    0:47
    Those news reporters are uncultured almost everyone knows what persona 5 is. (The game joker from smash is from)

    • @jek2669
      @jek2669 5 лет назад +1

      Imagine they see this as Morgana's voice echoes throughout the city what do the citizens here
      YoU lOoK TiReD tImE tO SlEeP

  • @vidzeerox
    @vidzeerox 5 лет назад +27

    Demons: doing yoga with Damien
    Zach, in the background: Dang it Damien, It's EXORCIZE not EXCERCISE!!!

  • @kylegacha8752
    @kylegacha8752 5 лет назад +7

    1:36
    'There are no accidents'
    - master oogway

    • @pandarou_pd
      @pandarou_pd 3 года назад

      You're one
      And this that i edited this commant means that i did an accident in it

    • @kylegacha8752
      @kylegacha8752 3 года назад

      @@pandarou_pd nice.

  • @82blaqdiva
    @82blaqdiva 3 года назад

    ITS THE WAY HE TALKS IN THIS VID I ALREADY LOVE THIS NARRATOR😂😂😭💙