The Worst Watches In The World

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @AndrewMorganWatches
    @AndrewMorganWatches  2 года назад +53

    Show me the worst watch you’ve ever seen. I can handle it!

  • @khaaaaaaaaaannn
    @khaaaaaaaaaannn 2 года назад +107

    If this list isn't just 10 Invictas picked at random from their catalogue I'm going to be very disappointed

    • @BabyJesus66
      @BabyJesus66 2 года назад +7

      Just started the video... but if that rainbow colored Invicta isn't on here, I'm going to be disappointed.
      (After video edit: I was not disappointed)

    • @vimagreg
      @vimagreg 2 года назад +9

      Actually... No Hublots, no Richard Mille... Yes, I'm a little bit disappointed. 😂😂😂

    • @AndrewMorganWatches
      @AndrewMorganWatches  2 года назад +12

      You’ll be disappointed for all the wrong reasons then

    • @sdaafasfad
      @sdaafasfad 2 года назад +10

      I'm just hoping one day Invicta make a watch that would fit a man's wrist. Their Sea Hunter II is only 70mm, I bought it for my wife because its too small for me...

    • @jamesblonde2271
      @jamesblonde2271 2 года назад

      @@sdaafasfad 💀

  • @neilmartin7776
    @neilmartin7776 2 года назад +210

    Somewhere, I suspect a Hublot designer is watching this and asking someone to hold his beer...

    • @valiantabello
      @valiantabello 2 года назад +14

      False. Those people don't drink beer, they drink paint thinner

    • @PRoBLoM
      @PRoBLoM 2 года назад +8

      @@valiantabello I thought you were going to say pee...

    • @L.A.C_Santos
      @L.A.C_Santos Год назад +1

      Hublots are absolute beauties compared with this horrors. Enough of Hublot hating. Hating Hublot is being a sheep. They are just a brand with some nice and some not so nice models. Like many other brands.

    • @kbarnbrook4993
      @kbarnbrook4993 Год назад +6

      @Louis A. Cartier Santos No Hublot are a brand that put cheap movements into overpriced watches.

    • @muds1123
      @muds1123 6 месяцев назад

      @@L.A.C_Santosgo and buy one then 😂

  • @jimmatlala
    @jimmatlala 2 года назад +4

    🤣Oh my
    The poetry in those flares is impeccable and I am here for it till the end of my years down to the second 😂😂

  • @dunderhay9169
    @dunderhay9169 2 года назад +38

    The Invicta was starting to look pretty good by the end. I'm not sure the tragic deaths due to working with radium fits with the format however.

    • @dunderhay9169
      @dunderhay9169 2 года назад +6

      @@akeyasa2228 Rather obviously I'm saying they aren't funny

    • @AndrewMorganWatches
      @AndrewMorganWatches  2 года назад +1

      I thought I played the radium one straight but maybe it didn’t read

    • @dunderhay9169
      @dunderhay9169 2 года назад

      @@AndrewMorganWatches You did play it straight, it was just such a horrible subject in the middle of light hearted criticism. Raising awareness is good because there are still imany dangerous watches out there. Your videos are great, keep up the good work 👍 . Duncan

    • @AndrewMorganWatches
      @AndrewMorganWatches  2 года назад +1

      @@dunderhay9169 thanks 😊

  • @tiffer67
    @tiffer67 2 года назад +46

    What a wordsmith you are Andrew 👏 Seeing some of the most disgusting creations imaginable was still an enjoyable experience listening to your commentary. A bit like watching a Blackadder Goes Forth episode back in the day & trying to recall the many humorous lines. Just too many..........one watch isn't enough.

    • @AndrewMorganWatches
      @AndrewMorganWatches  2 года назад +6

      Thank you! We’re in a stickier situation than when sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun 😂

  • @TIMETECH07
    @TIMETECH07 2 года назад +54

    This video is literally 9 minutes of watch roasting brutality.. and I enjoy it 😂

  • @bowerbirdstyle7661
    @bowerbirdstyle7661 5 месяцев назад +2

    I've got one of those "Born to be a Winner" watches! Of course I have the $30 chinese version from ebay and I kind of like it.

  • @MrZZooh
    @MrZZooh Год назад

    Very clever and funny descriptions. The analogy for the leopard skin daytona and Steven Tyler being blind was spot on. Very clever.

  • @steveb2042
    @steveb2042 2 года назад +2

    Andrew your content is brilliant but this one nearly caused a nasty injury. I often watch You Tube when exercising in the morning and this came on when I was rowing on a concept2...... "A hanging turd that needs to be dropped down an abandoned mineshaft and backfilled with concrete" I was laughing so much I nearly did my back in! I love your content as it is both informative and fun, too often the fun of watch collecting gets overlooked. Keep em coming

    • @AndrewMorganWatches
      @AndrewMorganWatches  2 года назад +1

      Read the small print, I take no responsibility for injury caused while watching 😁

  • @B506Basstards
    @B506Basstards 2 года назад +5

    Please more of this! Your smart ironic commentary is amazing!
    You and Nico should meet up for a Tier list

  • @lyndonlouie4108
    @lyndonlouie4108 2 года назад +1

    That has to be the most fun and hilarious YT I’ve seen hands down. Great job AM 🤣🤣🤣

  • @FS-zn9xe
    @FS-zn9xe 2 года назад +3

    OMG - One can really sense that you had lots and lots of fun making the video. But rest assured, it was also a real plesure watching it and seeing you roasting what could only be named the abyss - or asylum? - of watchmaking! Thank you very much and keep up the good work!

  • @michaelfierman3256
    @michaelfierman3256 2 года назад +2

    I spit out my coffee when "bejeweled corona virus" came out of your mouth...and speaking of coffee, I've got a great idea for a monstrosity watch prototype. It needs to be based off all the tiresome props we all use on Instagram to make our watch shots look "cool". The dial face maybe a doubloon of some sort. obviously coffee beans are a must. Shall we use then as indices? The bezel will be marked with "SEIKO MOD" instead of numbers or hashmarks. ...maybe the caseback could be made from the lens of a vintage camera? I LOVED this episode!

  • @marcelodelpuerto395
    @marcelodelpuerto395 7 месяцев назад

    Awww, so green and fuzzy! Props to you for mentioning radium and the craze it inspired and all the women who died applying radium paint to watch dials.

  • @finesse49
    @finesse49 2 года назад +6

    Likely your funniest yet. I never get tired of your presentations.

  • @timmainson
    @timmainson 2 года назад +1

    I wish I could give this more than one like. I laughed so hard throughout this I had to watch it again to get the parts I missed.

  • @yardersmj
    @yardersmj 2 года назад +2

    Let the hate flow through you! Nine minutes of highly enjoyable vitriol, genuinely laughed out loud. At my work computer. In an open plan office.

    • @AndrewMorganWatches
      @AndrewMorganWatches  2 года назад +1

      There was an R for ROFL warning in the thumbnail 😂

    • @yardersmj
      @yardersmj 2 года назад +1

      @@AndrewMorganWatches I’m a bloke, I don’t read the instructions….
      Looking forward to your car content!

    • @AndrewMorganWatches
      @AndrewMorganWatches  2 года назад

      @@yardersmj 😂

  • @GuyVanderAa
    @GuyVanderAa 2 года назад +1

    Some of these actually upset my stomach.
    Wow, stuff of nightmares indeed!

  • @darrenl8290
    @darrenl8290 Год назад +1

    Hilarious Andrew, I didn't realise i needed cheering up until, after watching it, I was sitting here chuckling to myself every time one of your delightful pieces of wordsmithery popped into my head again. Keep up the good work.

  • @24934637
    @24934637 Год назад

    You DID almost literally kill me with this one, by choking on my drink......You mention the Invicta as being as horrible as a watch found on the wrist of a month old corpse during Summer.....I used to work in the funeral industry, and had the dubious pleasure of having to remove a watch from just that situation (for returning to the family). Even after washing (Yes it was waterproof), you could still smell it from outside the room. The gentleman wearing it was somewhat wriggley, with subdermal lifeforms. He was SO incredibly unpleasant visually that I still remember his name 15 years later! After an hour of removing and cleaning the watch (can't remember what it was), the family didn't want it, having got a whiff!

  • @HazukiKyouko
    @HazukiKyouko 2 года назад +1

    Some invicta watches are too funky , the homage versions in black blue or green look good and find beads of rice bracelet feel to delicate .

  • @SpaceG95
    @SpaceG95 2 года назад +1

    In my best possible Bevis and ButtHead voice, "Heh heh. He said Ass Biscuit, heh heh" 🤣

  • @joefisher7431
    @joefisher7431 2 года назад +6

    Fully expected Hublot. LOL not disappointed this was brilliant! BRILLIANT!! Thank you for making my day brighter! 🤣

  • @jonathanblanco3100
    @jonathanblanco3100 2 года назад +1

    Hey Andrew, I throughly enjoyed this video. One of the best ones for me. It has been a 9 minutes long laugh! Fantastic. Thank you very much and keep up the good work!

  • @jonathanharvey2156
    @jonathanharvey2156 2 года назад +2

    This is really quite WONDERFULLY savage! Also 4:56, Arsebiscuit! Thanks Andrew, will be, erm, storing that one away for possible future use! This is fucking hilarious, HELP!

  • @A1Sirius
    @A1Sirius 6 месяцев назад

    This was the most fun I have had in a good, goood while. It starts out bad, I mean really really bad and then it goes into overdrive only to transition into afterburner to the MAX. This video is a must see.

  • @legacywatchguy8333
    @legacywatchguy8333 2 года назад +5

    I have to admit I wasn't sure it could get worse than #1. It did. I was very happy to see Tom's William Wanger Winner in there!! Wasn't that one on the "guess the price" episode? :'D

  • @paulsymonds820
    @paulsymonds820 2 года назад

    Quality humour is hard to come by….stop by here for the best of the best of comedy anonymous! Great stuff, light hearted with many a true word said in jest!

  • @TheRom166
    @TheRom166 2 года назад

    That was a blast Andrew. Commentary is hilarious 🤣

  • @maalgara1958
    @maalgara1958 Год назад

    Dear Andrew, I have never laughed so much while watching a youtube video. Outstanding! Keep up the good work.

  • @Valera_Scotland
    @Valera_Scotland 2 года назад +1

    That was seriously hilarious! Good work !! "KILL MEEEE" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @barryeason749
    @barryeason749 Год назад

    A thorough and intelligent lambasting of these horological horrors.

  • @dannylikes
    @dannylikes Год назад

    I like your Jeremy Clarkson impression on the Invicta

  • @dooks85
    @dooks85 2 года назад

    My favorite watch content yet. Jesus was that funny as hell about the snake/skull wrist weight.

  • @OddInfection
    @OddInfection 2 года назад

    I'd happily listen to your description of anything.

  • @hashen_chamal
    @hashen_chamal 2 года назад

    Your creative insults Are the best I've heard. Thanks for the stellar content.

  • @ricoatthebeach
    @ricoatthebeach 2 года назад

    Nice. My first time seeing you in a video was when you were talking about Nico. I found myself not only agreeing with what you were saying, but also respecting you for something I greatly enjoy seeing happen to me. I love having my preconceptions proved wrong and having my opinions changed. Now I am very much enjoying your videos. I like good talker. I like someone who can speak with true authority on a subject. I like cheeky perspective. I am liking your videos. Thanks.

  • @Neadlemeyer
    @Neadlemeyer 2 года назад +1

    Andrew, that was your funniest video so far mate. I’m still dying from laughter hours after watching it
    Cheers!

  • @AgitpropPsyop
    @AgitpropPsyop Год назад +1

    “The deliberate indifference to the entire medium of art”
    *that’s gotta be the most poetic insult ever spoken*

  • @citizent6999
    @citizent6999 2 года назад

    That last one - the green befurred creation - is hilarious. On a serious note, if I were going out dressed entirely in green velvet this would be my go-to watch.

  • @SirDamatoIII
    @SirDamatoIII Год назад

    Thoroughly enjoyed this video, it flowed like poetry of a horological verity, yet the writing is strong and bold enough to stand on its own.
    Not just move out of the house and starting a new life strong and bold, but insisting that it’s first flat being a sovereign nation type of strong and bold.
    It may have been about horrible watches, but hearing you wax lyrical about just how masterfully the horror embodied in them was, was indeed a feast.
    Excellent as always Andrew!

  • @alanwright3172
    @alanwright3172 2 года назад +1

    I've just spent ten minutes cleaning the coffee I just spat out all over my MacBook 😂🤣😂😂

  • @stoolpigeon4285
    @stoolpigeon4285 Месяц назад

    "...artist inspired by things he found in his ear", made me spray my tea

  • @michaelmorehouse6027
    @michaelmorehouse6027 2 года назад +1

    This was surprisingly funny. Gonna have to subscribe lol

  • @chrisgrieves1468
    @chrisgrieves1468 2 года назад

    Just fantastic Andrew. Loved it and loathed them! Terrible beyond my wildest....umm, nightmares.

  • @aspexpl
    @aspexpl Год назад

    I need that Invicta. I really fancy myself entering the posh Grand Seiko boutique in Paris, asking to try a delicate spring-zaratsu-shunbun stuff and negligently put that monstrocity on the shelf.

  • @Contredanse
    @Contredanse 2 года назад

    That Meyers roast was brilliant! I didn't expect that!

  • @bstp2023
    @bstp2023 2 года назад +2

    I think I'm having as much fun watching it too. Btw when are you gonna release your next book Andrew? Would be happy to stand in line to enjoy more of your writing!

    • @AndrewMorganWatches
      @AndrewMorganWatches  2 года назад

      It’s sat there waiting to be edited… when I have time 🤔

    • @bstp2023
      @bstp2023 2 года назад

      @@AndrewMorganWatches that’s great news! We’ll be waiting patiently until then

    • @AndrewMorganWatches
      @AndrewMorganWatches  2 года назад

      @@bstp2023 oh man, I hope you’re sitting comfortably 😅

    • @bstp2023
      @bstp2023 2 года назад

      @@AndrewMorganWatches okay , off to but a Lazyboy then

    • @AndrewMorganWatches
      @AndrewMorganWatches  2 года назад

      @@bstp2023 😂

  • @tylerjames646
    @tylerjames646 2 года назад

    bro came out the gates swinging and didn't let up haha
    loved every second of this. absolute top quality roasting, good sir!

  • @whiteglovewatches9908
    @whiteglovewatches9908 2 года назад

    Lol I found one of those William Wang Winners under a tool bench in an auto shop while doing inventory. It’s absolute crap (it’s a $20 automatic watch, what do you expect?) but I have to say years later and it still works.

  • @jhcowatchinglifestyle
    @jhcowatchinglifestyle Год назад

    Every last line in this video! LOLOLOL! Priceless!

  • @b_altmann
    @b_altmann 2 года назад

    That was a very fitting description of this waste of resources

  • @brettkeeler8822
    @brettkeeler8822 2 года назад

    Ha! That invicta was actually kind of tame compared to have the ridiculous garbage they try to sell!😂

  • @BabyJesus66
    @BabyJesus66 2 года назад +2

    Not gonna lie, I kinda want the "cat got into my LSD stash" watch. 😂

  • @duck853
    @duck853 4 месяца назад

    After Watches & Wonders, you need to do a macro, sweeping hand tracked and proper non-ironic studio shoot on the Invicta Gladiator Reserve... I mean Tim Mosso fired his shot! ❤

  • @thomasont
    @thomasont 2 года назад +1

    Nice video on these watch artistry bad sides, Andrew 😂⌚👍. Certainly looked more like festival costume watches than just watches. These can certainly be worn to any themed festival parties or even better, a theatre prop and would definitely fit into the atmosphere with ease while wouldn't looked out of place! All just for good laughs! 😂⌚👍.

  • @keyboardbw
    @keyboardbw 2 года назад +1

    Best watch roast I've ever seen. Lol throughout

  • @JohnnyADi
    @JohnnyADi 2 года назад +2

    Oh my god "this watch is no worse than the house cat it self, this ass biscuit of a watch" L O L. This is better than how Nico would respond to a watch like that. Brilliant!

  • @alphaquiorem2556
    @alphaquiorem2556 2 года назад +2

    « It’s so bad even the Middle East doesn’t want it » lmaoooo

  • @mfazal2057
    @mfazal2057 9 дней назад

    Yes I hv a few watches can u see n what wl b the Marketing selling price thnku N WISHING U A BEAUTIFUL BLESSED FRIDAY MORNING TO U

  • @AlessandroGenTLe
    @AlessandroGenTLe 2 года назад +1

    Oh well, let me think.... Bang! The Jacobs&Co "Supreme", a 47mm monstrosity with 4 quartz movements inside and his sibling "5 time zones" came to mind.
    On the cheaper side, the Diesel "Big daddy" (any of them), 57mm of pure ugliness for the price of a Seiko Turtle...

  • @akinigiri
    @akinigiri Год назад +2

    The Invicta surpassed all of my expectations. I could not help but laugh 😂
    It is so horrendous, that I kind of think it is genius. Exceptional skills in designing atrocities.

  • @BAF605
    @BAF605 2 года назад +4

    Almost impossible to believe that Invicta were once a maker of well respected chronographs. Not always ugly but my own pet hates are watchmakers who with little or no connection to the subject make "basking in other peoples glory" watches. They know who they are!!

  • @ryman4760
    @ryman4760 2 года назад

    It was enjoyable to see you let your hair down a bit for this episode. You sure have a way with words! 😂

  • @BabyJesus66
    @BabyJesus66 2 года назад +3

    Rated R for nasty ass watches had me busting up. Thanks for the laugh! 😂🤣👍👍

  • @animarku570
    @animarku570 2 года назад

    Love you humor love your videos , you’re doing a great job 👏
    Thank you sir for good content

  • @LeccareNewHandle
    @LeccareNewHandle 6 месяцев назад

    If those golden parts of the Invicta were not only gold-plated but full gold, it would be a perfect piece to wear ironically in watch events. Also the movement would need a swap for something better.

  • @jamescgarrett6356
    @jamescgarrett6356 2 года назад

    I’ve never heard the phrase “arse-biscuit” before. Love it! Keep well :-)

  • @mikehunt3102
    @mikehunt3102 Год назад

    This video makes me think you are the Jeremy Clarkson of watches. Loved it!

  • @tonib5899
    @tonib5899 4 месяца назад

    That invicta looked like an explosive crash between a pile of costume jewellery and a ufo.

  • @justingalore123
    @justingalore123 2 года назад

    To be fair that was a very strong selection Andrew. Bravo.

  • @bdhaliwal24
    @bdhaliwal24 2 года назад

    This the best top-10 list every. Thanks for giving me some great laughs today.

  • @konradmaciejewski8449
    @konradmaciejewski8449 2 года назад

    Funniest watch commentary ever to be seen on YT. Congrats. Sooo entertainig. I think I might wanna rewatch this episode for more laugh! Made my day, thnx

  • @nkonig1
    @nkonig1 2 года назад +1

    The Leopard Daytona is a great watch for Steven Tyler. Maybe Naseem Hamed can pull it off too. Other than that everyone else needs to steer clear.

  • @scottlalonde2878
    @scottlalonde2878 2 года назад

    Nice vid Andrew, thank you.

  • @vimagreg
    @vimagreg 2 года назад

    Andrew Morgan, I'm really happy to see you decided to make your own channel, complementary to the excellent Watchfinder. As this is a new channel and you are, probably, still able to read all comments, I would like to say I entered in the watch collection world around a year ago, and Watchfinder and your videos were a great incentive to that. So, I really would like to say thank you for that. And count on me to watch your videos here as well. Suggestion: what do you think to make a video - or a series of videos - about vintage watches with amazing history? I'm sure my favourite one - Omega Speedmaster - would be there! Thanks again for your work and congrats on your new channel right from here, in Brazil!

    • @AndrewMorganWatches
      @AndrewMorganWatches  2 года назад +1

      Thank you so much for watching and for your kind words! A video on the Speedmaster sounds like a fun idea 👍

  • @zgfvavw3037
    @zgfvavw3037 2 года назад

    Awesome and well presented 😀👍🏻

  • @jensfiehler4716
    @jensfiehler4716 Год назад

    This is, (talking) hands down, the best watch video ever. Wonderful prose. 🤣

  • @JJ-nq3ll
    @JJ-nq3ll Год назад

    Thank you for this video. I need it a good laughter and some watches nightmares. 🤣🤣

  • @garypollard1821
    @garypollard1821 5 месяцев назад

    I bought a Daytona set with diamonds because I hoped the girl selling it to me wouls come with it. She'd forgotten my name by the time "remove card" appeared.
    The watch went the way of my hair.
    This video was genuinely very funny. Good stuff.
    Ps. I'd have lumed the Covid 19 with redium.

  • @brianpercival1829
    @brianpercival1829 Год назад

    I think Elizabeth Grant could make that Meyers watch work with specific outfits.

  • @hitchhicker92
    @hitchhicker92 2 года назад

    I can't believe I was unaware of Andrew's channel... I loved finally putting a face to the hands BUT this particular video I loved even more!! SOOO funny, and who doesn't love to hate when the hatred is so well deserved?

  • @davidmolloy126
    @davidmolloy126 Год назад

    I thought that the Invicta was quite understated. 😂😂

  • @Bigiona31
    @Bigiona31 2 года назад

    I thoroughly enjoyed this episode. Thank you for the laughs.

  • @mikesomerset6338
    @mikesomerset6338 2 года назад

    I haven't had time to watch this yet but I will. My instinctive reaction to the title was "surely pretty much everything prior to the quartz revolution". In this context I think "revolution" is more appropriate than "crisis". You see, back then, an accurate watch was considered +/- 20mins a day. The only thing the non hacking second hand was good for was to show the watch was actually running at all. The idea of waterproofness was not to go out in the rain. If the mainspring lasted a year then you had a "good un". Then in 1973 Roger Moore, as James Bond, pushed the button on that
    Hamilton Pulsar P2 2900 and the world changed to a better place in an instant, for ever.

  • @DaVincisAlchemyst
    @DaVincisAlchemyst 6 месяцев назад +1

    Geeee-zus!! That Invicta could cause a car wreck.

  • @pjwhiles
    @pjwhiles 2 года назад +1

    Please, please do another of these episodes, the watch community is often far too serious for its own good!

  • @damirbajic4579
    @damirbajic4579 2 года назад +1

    Love this episode!!! There is a Nico in you after all🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

    • @AndrewMorganWatches
      @AndrewMorganWatches  2 года назад +3

      There’s a little bit of Nico inside all of us … wait, what?

    • @damirbajic4579
      @damirbajic4579 2 года назад +1

      @@AndrewMorganWatches Haaaaahaaa. I love how even when you try not to be polite, you still are but also raw and funny. Just let it rip on every episode and you will do great outside Watchfinder as well. Keep it up.

  • @richardwysocki8300
    @richardwysocki8300 6 месяцев назад

    Your sense of humor and jokes make me laugh more than almost all "professional" comedians.
    You are so funny you might even be able to save SNL, if they realized they needed saving,
    and begged, pleaded and tried to bury you in piles and piles of cash to join their team of ass biscuits.

  • @donaldduck7628
    @donaldduck7628 2 года назад +1

    Remember, not only were these designed by someone, but someone approved these.

  • @Gabe_the_watch_enthusiast
    @Gabe_the_watch_enthusiast 5 месяцев назад

    Lol 😂😂 the time of death one. That one is lind of cool

  • @WatchStruck
    @WatchStruck Год назад

    There he is. Found you. Well stated as usual. My new friend.

  • @macka1932
    @macka1932 2 года назад

    I heard of an interview with Steven Tyler wherein he was wearing that leopard Daytona. He apparently said, “It costs a lot to look this cheap!” Didn’t hear it myself, but it sure sounded spot on!!

  • @chrisselders3548
    @chrisselders3548 2 года назад

    Did you say “ass biscuit”? 😂
    That’s in my vocabulary now.
    Much obliged, sir.

  • @travelandwatches8
    @travelandwatches8 2 года назад

    I think the Krieger Skeleton Skeleton could be a contender on your list

  • @andrewe.8321
    @andrewe.8321 2 года назад +1

    My God. Talking Hands absolutely scorching the most hideous watches on the market is all I need for entertainment.

  • @alunjones2550
    @alunjones2550 Год назад +1

    Looks more like Producer Michael's watch collection to me.

  • @FourIntoOne
    @FourIntoOne 2 года назад

    Arghh! My eyes! My eyes!. That last one actually made me laugh out loud....

  • @sabeaniebaby
    @sabeaniebaby 2 года назад

    Best RUclips video I've ever seen!