Hublots are absolute beauties compared with this horrors. Enough of Hublot hating. Hating Hublot is being a sheep. They are just a brand with some nice and some not so nice models. Like many other brands.
@@AndrewMorganWatches You did play it straight, it was just such a horrible subject in the middle of light hearted criticism. Raising awareness is good because there are still imany dangerous watches out there. Your videos are great, keep up the good work 👍 . Duncan
What a wordsmith you are Andrew 👏 Seeing some of the most disgusting creations imaginable was still an enjoyable experience listening to your commentary. A bit like watching a Blackadder Goes Forth episode back in the day & trying to recall the many humorous lines. Just too many..........one watch isn't enough.
This was the most fun I have had in a good, goood while. It starts out bad, I mean really really bad and then it goes into overdrive only to transition into afterburner to the MAX. This video is a must see.
OMG - One can really sense that you had lots and lots of fun making the video. But rest assured, it was also a real plesure watching it and seeing you roasting what could only be named the abyss - or asylum? - of watchmaking! Thank you very much and keep up the good work!
I have to admit I wasn't sure it could get worse than #1. It did. I was very happy to see Tom's William Wanger Winner in there!! Wasn't that one on the "guess the price" episode? :'D
I spit out my coffee when "bejeweled corona virus" came out of your mouth...and speaking of coffee, I've got a great idea for a monstrosity watch prototype. It needs to be based off all the tiresome props we all use on Instagram to make our watch shots look "cool". The dial face maybe a doubloon of some sort. obviously coffee beans are a must. Shall we use then as indices? The bezel will be marked with "SEIKO MOD" instead of numbers or hashmarks. ...maybe the caseback could be made from the lens of a vintage camera? I LOVED this episode!
Hilarious Andrew, I didn't realise i needed cheering up until, after watching it, I was sitting here chuckling to myself every time one of your delightful pieces of wordsmithery popped into my head again. Keep up the good work.
Awww, so green and fuzzy! Props to you for mentioning radium and the craze it inspired and all the women who died applying radium paint to watch dials.
Quality humour is hard to come by….stop by here for the best of the best of comedy anonymous! Great stuff, light hearted with many a true word said in jest!
Hey Andrew, I throughly enjoyed this video. One of the best ones for me. It has been a 9 minutes long laugh! Fantastic. Thank you very much and keep up the good work!
Almost impossible to believe that Invicta were once a maker of well respected chronographs. Not always ugly but my own pet hates are watchmakers who with little or no connection to the subject make "basking in other peoples glory" watches. They know who they are!!
This is really quite WONDERFULLY savage! Also 4:56, Arsebiscuit! Thanks Andrew, will be, erm, storing that one away for possible future use! This is fucking hilarious, HELP!
That last one - the green befurred creation - is hilarious. On a serious note, if I were going out dressed entirely in green velvet this would be my go-to watch.
The Invicta surpassed all of my expectations. I could not help but laugh 😂 It is so horrendous, that I kind of think it is genius. Exceptional skills in designing atrocities.
Thoroughly enjoyed this video, it flowed like poetry of a horological verity, yet the writing is strong and bold enough to stand on its own. Not just move out of the house and starting a new life strong and bold, but insisting that it’s first flat being a sovereign nation type of strong and bold. It may have been about horrible watches, but hearing you wax lyrical about just how masterfully the horror embodied in them was, was indeed a feast. Excellent as always Andrew!
I bought a Daytona set with diamonds because I hoped the girl selling it to me wouls come with it. She'd forgotten my name by the time "remove card" appeared. The watch went the way of my hair. This video was genuinely very funny. Good stuff. Ps. I'd have lumed the Covid 19 with redium.
Nice. My first time seeing you in a video was when you were talking about Nico. I found myself not only agreeing with what you were saying, but also respecting you for something I greatly enjoy seeing happen to me. I love having my preconceptions proved wrong and having my opinions changed. Now I am very much enjoying your videos. I like good talker. I like someone who can speak with true authority on a subject. I like cheeky perspective. I am liking your videos. Thanks.
Oh my god "this watch is no worse than the house cat it self, this ass biscuit of a watch" L O L. This is better than how Nico would respond to a watch like that. Brilliant!
I was born blind, and listened to this video a year ago. Due to a clever scientist, my sight has been recently restored. One of my first missions was to track down this exact video. Although I can't take legal action against the scientist and the surgeon, I feel that perhaps we are wasting technology, while not tackling the root of the problem, like the training of watch designers?
Nice video on these watch artistry bad sides, Andrew 😂⌚👍. Certainly looked more like festival costume watches than just watches. These can certainly be worn to any themed festival parties or even better, a theatre prop and would definitely fit into the atmosphere with ease while wouldn't looked out of place! All just for good laughs! 😂⌚👍.
Having so much fun! I reckon the Grinch's watch at the end rules. Isn't interesting how designer can find inspiration on almost everything. I guess Invicta and Rolex were together here finding inspiration even on fantastic animals' 💩
I haven't had time to watch this yet but I will. My instinctive reaction to the title was "surely pretty much everything prior to the quartz revolution". In this context I think "revolution" is more appropriate than "crisis". You see, back then, an accurate watch was considered +/- 20mins a day. The only thing the non hacking second hand was good for was to show the watch was actually running at all. The idea of waterproofness was not to go out in the rain. If the mainspring lasted a year then you had a "good un". Then in 1973 Roger Moore, as James Bond, pushed the button on that Hamilton Pulsar P2 2900 and the world changed to a better place in an instant, for ever.
Your sense of humor and jokes make me laugh more than almost all "professional" comedians. You are so funny you might even be able to save SNL, if they realized they needed saving, and begged, pleaded and tried to bury you in piles and piles of cash to join their team of ass biscuits.
I heard of an interview with Steven Tyler wherein he was wearing that leopard Daytona. He apparently said, “It costs a lot to look this cheap!” Didn’t hear it myself, but it sure sounded spot on!!
I can't believe I was unaware of Andrew's channel... I loved finally putting a face to the hands BUT this particular video I loved even more!! SOOO funny, and who doesn't love to hate when the hatred is so well deserved?
@@AndrewMorganWatches Haaaaahaaa. I love how even when you try not to be polite, you still are but also raw and funny. Just let it rip on every episode and you will do great outside Watchfinder as well. Keep it up.
Funniest watch commentary ever to be seen on YT. Congrats. Sooo entertainig. I think I might wanna rewatch this episode for more laugh! Made my day, thnx
Why does this sound so much more brutal just because it’s delivered in a politely British baritone voice? If an American read this script if somehow wouldn’t sound as cutting I think
The oldest-known drawings are tens of thousands of years old, not millions. Millions of years ago, our ancestors had only just begun to learn that pointy things could be used to injure and kill living things. Otherwise: brilliant!
Hilarious monologue, quite like the old days. I wanna buy that Invicta, what about the Tiger King Daytona? Oh! And there it is! 😂😂😂 Personally I would add MB&F as well as Philip Dafour but Im a cynic, maybe that Survival watch from RM, with the spirit level and pill caddy?💀
I actually reaaaally liked that last one for some reason lol. Also the deat watch was cool but is the battery gonna last 100 years? At least if it was a mechanical watch you could always keep it wound. And it can have a red line from average human life length till the world record of the longest one lived
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Show me the worst watch you’ve ever seen. I can handle it!
Somewhere, I suspect a Hublot designer is watching this and asking someone to hold his beer...
False. Those people don't drink beer, they drink paint thinner
@@valiantabello I thought you were going to say pee...
Hublots are absolute beauties compared with this horrors. Enough of Hublot hating. Hating Hublot is being a sheep. They are just a brand with some nice and some not so nice models. Like many other brands.
@Louis A. Cartier Santos No Hublot are a brand that put cheap movements into overpriced watches.
@@L.A.C_Santosgo and buy one then 😂
The Invicta was starting to look pretty good by the end. I'm not sure the tragic deaths due to working with radium fits with the format however.
@@akeyasa2228 Rather obviously I'm saying they aren't funny
I thought I played the radium one straight but maybe it didn’t read
@@AndrewMorganWatches You did play it straight, it was just such a horrible subject in the middle of light hearted criticism. Raising awareness is good because there are still imany dangerous watches out there. Your videos are great, keep up the good work 👍 . Duncan
@@dunderhay9169 thanks 😊
What a wordsmith you are Andrew 👏 Seeing some of the most disgusting creations imaginable was still an enjoyable experience listening to your commentary. A bit like watching a Blackadder Goes Forth episode back in the day & trying to recall the many humorous lines. Just too many..........one watch isn't enough.
Thank you! We’re in a stickier situation than when sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun 😂
Likely your funniest yet. I never get tired of your presentations.
Thanks 😁
This was the most fun I have had in a good, goood while. It starts out bad, I mean really really bad and then it goes into overdrive only to transition into afterburner to the MAX. This video is a must see.
OMG - One can really sense that you had lots and lots of fun making the video. But rest assured, it was also a real plesure watching it and seeing you roasting what could only be named the abyss - or asylum? - of watchmaking! Thank you very much and keep up the good work!
Thank you so much for watching!
I've got one of those "Born to be a Winner" watches! Of course I have the $30 chinese version from ebay and I kind of like it.
I have to admit I wasn't sure it could get worse than #1. It did. I was very happy to see Tom's William Wanger Winner in there!! Wasn't that one on the "guess the price" episode? :'D
It certainly was!
In my best possible Bevis and ButtHead voice, "Heh heh. He said Ass Biscuit, heh heh" 🤣
« It’s so bad even the Middle East doesn’t want it » lmaoooo
Let the hate flow through you! Nine minutes of highly enjoyable vitriol, genuinely laughed out loud. At my work computer. In an open plan office.
There was an R for ROFL warning in the thumbnail 😂
@@AndrewMorganWatches I’m a bloke, I don’t read the instructions….
Looking forward to your car content!
@@yardersmj 😂
Some invicta watches are too funky , the homage versions in black blue or green look good and find beads of rice bracelet feel to delicate .
"...artist inspired by things he found in his ear", made me spray my tea
That has to be the most fun and hilarious YT I’ve seen hands down. Great job AM 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you 😊
I spit out my coffee when "bejeweled corona virus" came out of your mouth...and speaking of coffee, I've got a great idea for a monstrosity watch prototype. It needs to be based off all the tiresome props we all use on Instagram to make our watch shots look "cool". The dial face maybe a doubloon of some sort. obviously coffee beans are a must. Shall we use then as indices? The bezel will be marked with "SEIKO MOD" instead of numbers or hashmarks. ...maybe the caseback could be made from the lens of a vintage camera? I LOVED this episode!
Kickstarter?
😂 thank you for watching!
Hilarious Andrew, I didn't realise i needed cheering up until, after watching it, I was sitting here chuckling to myself every time one of your delightful pieces of wordsmithery popped into my head again. Keep up the good work.
Thank you, glad you enjoyed it 😁
Awww, so green and fuzzy! Props to you for mentioning radium and the craze it inspired and all the women who died applying radium paint to watch dials.
I wish I could give this more than one like. I laughed so hard throughout this I had to watch it again to get the parts I missed.
Thanks very much 😁
A thorough and intelligent lambasting of these horological horrors.
“The deliberate indifference to the entire medium of art”
*that’s gotta be the most poetic insult ever spoken*
That invicta looked like an explosive crash between a pile of costume jewellery and a ufo.
That was seriously hilarious! Good work !! "KILL MEEEE" 🤣🤣🤣
Quality humour is hard to come by….stop by here for the best of the best of comedy anonymous! Great stuff, light hearted with many a true word said in jest!
Hey Andrew, I throughly enjoyed this video. One of the best ones for me. It has been a 9 minutes long laugh! Fantastic. Thank you very much and keep up the good work!
Thank you!
Almost impossible to believe that Invicta were once a maker of well respected chronographs. Not always ugly but my own pet hates are watchmakers who with little or no connection to the subject make "basking in other peoples glory" watches. They know who they are!!
This is really quite WONDERFULLY savage! Also 4:56, Arsebiscuit! Thanks Andrew, will be, erm, storing that one away for possible future use! This is fucking hilarious, HELP!
Thanks 😁
I like the Invicta. Lol. And I could totally see Steven Tyler wearing that Rolex.
Geeee-zus!! That Invicta could cause a car wreck.
Andrew, that was your funniest video so far mate. I’m still dying from laughter hours after watching it
Cheers!
Thanks!
This video kind of made me want the invicta.
That was a very fitting description of this waste of resources
Remember, not only were these designed by someone, but someone approved these.
I've just spent ten minutes cleaning the coffee I just spat out all over my MacBook 😂🤣😂😂
Every last line in this video! LOLOLOL! Priceless!
😁
That last one - the green befurred creation - is hilarious. On a serious note, if I were going out dressed entirely in green velvet this would be my go-to watch.
Never do this
The Invicta surpassed all of my expectations. I could not help but laugh 😂
It is so horrendous, that I kind of think it is genius. Exceptional skills in designing atrocities.
It’s only the beginning… 😅
Thoroughly enjoyed this video, it flowed like poetry of a horological verity, yet the writing is strong and bold enough to stand on its own.
Not just move out of the house and starting a new life strong and bold, but insisting that it’s first flat being a sovereign nation type of strong and bold.
It may have been about horrible watches, but hearing you wax lyrical about just how masterfully the horror embodied in them was, was indeed a feast.
Excellent as always Andrew!
Thanks for watching 😁
I thought that the Invicta was quite understated. 😂😂
It was enjoyable to see you let your hair down a bit for this episode. You sure have a way with words! 😂
I bought a Daytona set with diamonds because I hoped the girl selling it to me wouls come with it. She'd forgotten my name by the time "remove card" appeared.
The watch went the way of my hair.
This video was genuinely very funny. Good stuff.
Ps. I'd have lumed the Covid 19 with redium.
Just fantastic Andrew. Loved it and loathed them! Terrible beyond my wildest....umm, nightmares.
Thank you 😊
Nice. My first time seeing you in a video was when you were talking about Nico. I found myself not only agreeing with what you were saying, but also respecting you for something I greatly enjoy seeing happen to me. I love having my preconceptions proved wrong and having my opinions changed. Now I am very much enjoying your videos. I like good talker. I like someone who can speak with true authority on a subject. I like cheeky perspective. I am liking your videos. Thanks.
Thank you for watching 🙏
My God. Talking Hands absolutely scorching the most hideous watches on the market is all I need for entertainment.
I’m tempted to roast more 😅
The Leopard Daytona is a great watch for Steven Tyler. Maybe Naseem Hamed can pull it off too. Other than that everyone else needs to steer clear.
Ah man, I am in tears
Oh my god "this watch is no worse than the house cat it self, this ass biscuit of a watch" L O L. This is better than how Nico would respond to a watch like that. Brilliant!
Arse biscuit.
It’s from Father Ted.
This the best top-10 list every. Thanks for giving me some great laughs today.
Thanks for watching 😁
I was born blind, and listened to this video a year ago. Due to a clever scientist, my sight has been recently restored. One of my first missions was to track down this exact video. Although I can't take legal action against the scientist and the surgeon, I feel that perhaps we are wasting technology, while not tackling the root of the problem, like the training of watch designers?
I'd happily listen to your description of anything.
I quite like that death watch.A good way of making the best of everyday.
'Reassuringly flammable' 🤣
bro came out the gates swinging and didn't let up haha
loved every second of this. absolute top quality roasting, good sir!
Thanks for watching!
Imagine H. Moser making a homage watch based on each of these specimens!
Nice video on these watch artistry bad sides, Andrew 😂⌚👍. Certainly looked more like festival costume watches than just watches. These can certainly be worn to any themed festival parties or even better, a theatre prop and would definitely fit into the atmosphere with ease while wouldn't looked out of place! All just for good laughs! 😂⌚👍.
I like that indifferent Cat Watch as it goes . .
I liked the Daytona.
Having so much fun! I reckon the Grinch's watch at the end rules. Isn't interesting how designer can find inspiration on almost everything. I guess Invicta and Rolex were together here finding inspiration even on fantastic animals' 💩
This video makes me think you are the Jeremy Clarkson of watches. Loved it!
Thanks!
I haven't had time to watch this yet but I will. My instinctive reaction to the title was "surely pretty much everything prior to the quartz revolution". In this context I think "revolution" is more appropriate than "crisis". You see, back then, an accurate watch was considered +/- 20mins a day. The only thing the non hacking second hand was good for was to show the watch was actually running at all. The idea of waterproofness was not to go out in the rain. If the mainspring lasted a year then you had a "good un". Then in 1973 Roger Moore, as James Bond, pushed the button on that
Hamilton Pulsar P2 2900 and the world changed to a better place in an instant, for ever.
Your sense of humor and jokes make me laugh more than almost all "professional" comedians.
You are so funny you might even be able to save SNL, if they realized they needed saving,
and begged, pleaded and tried to bury you in piles and piles of cash to join their team of ass biscuits.
I like the choas watch cause its somthing unique tbh
Ehm, how the hell was that leopard print Rolex ever approved ? That must have been during some massive company bender
The "christmas tree" seems to be a chronograph. Where are the pushers ?
Any of the Eberhard chronographs.
This is, (talking) hands down, the best watch video ever. Wonderful prose. 🤣
Thank you 😁
Rated R for nasty ass watches had me busting up. Thanks for the laugh! 😂🤣👍👍
I heard of an interview with Steven Tyler wherein he was wearing that leopard Daytona. He apparently said, “It costs a lot to look this cheap!” Didn’t hear it myself, but it sure sounded spot on!!
I can well believe it 😆
I think that's a Dolly Parton quote 🤔
"arse bisquit"... ohhhh do I have a new insult to use now!!
Your creative insults Are the best I've heard. Thanks for the stellar content.
Thanks for watching!
I kidna want that William Wang one not gonna lie.
I can't believe I was unaware of Andrew's channel... I loved finally putting a face to the hands BUT this particular video I loved even more!! SOOO funny, and who doesn't love to hate when the hatred is so well deserved?
Thanks for watching 😊
Love this episode!!! There is a Nico in you after all🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
There’s a little bit of Nico inside all of us … wait, what?
@@AndrewMorganWatches Haaaaahaaa. I love how even when you try not to be polite, you still are but also raw and funny. Just let it rip on every episode and you will do great outside Watchfinder as well. Keep it up.
Nice vid Andrew, thank you.
Thanks for watching!
It’s been awhile since blood spurted from my eyes!
😂
The cat looks terrified. Bad catnip trip?
Love you humor love your videos , you’re doing a great job 👏
Thank you sir for good content
Thanks for watching!
As usual the bon mots are killer 👍
Pure entertainment on a higher level. Now where is the bucket!!
Some of the last APRO editions
Funniest watch commentary ever to be seen on YT. Congrats. Sooo entertainig. I think I might wanna rewatch this episode for more laugh! Made my day, thnx
Thanks very much 😄
Why does this sound so much more brutal just because it’s delivered in a politely British baritone voice? If an American read this script if somehow wouldn’t sound as cutting I think
The oldest-known drawings are tens of thousands of years old, not millions. Millions of years ago, our ancestors had only just begun to learn that pointy things could be used to injure and kill living things. Otherwise: brilliant!
Andrew Morgan at his very best!
Another fun video 👏
What happened to Ritmo Mundo??
Its half past 2 and I'm watching Mr Talking Hands 😅
I want that Invicta for my next watch meet-up! 🤣
Arghh! My eyes! My eyes!. That last one actually made me laugh out loud....
Super funny! Please warn in advance when showing the likes of Invicta. Could just control my antiperistaltic movement and prevent an accident
It’s good practice for the real world where one might be thrust upon you without warning
Did you say “ass biscuit”? 😂
That’s in my vocabulary now.
Much obliged, sir.
Correction: arse biscuit 👍
Noted.
Best RUclips video I've ever seen!
Thanks!
Hilarious monologue, quite like the old days. I wanna buy that Invicta, what about the Tiger King Daytona? Oh! And there it is! 😂😂😂 Personally I would add MB&F as well as Philip Dafour but Im a cynic, maybe that Survival watch from RM, with the spirit level and pill caddy?💀
I actually reaaaally liked that last one for some reason lol. Also the deat watch was cool but is the battery gonna last 100 years? At least if it was a mechanical watch you could always keep it wound. And it can have a red line from average human life length till the world record of the longest one lived
Well done.
Feel like I've just been on a chatty tour through a sewer - informed but a bit queasy
Thats the best watch video I've seen in a long time lol awesome 👌
Thanks 😊
Best ever summery, brilliantly described.
Thanks 😊
"it can turn the Pope atheist" Hahahahahahaha I died
I lol’d several times. Well done 😂