Neil Breen Makes the Mona Lisa Look Like Garbage - Twisted Pair
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- Опубликовано: 18 май 2024
- This man is the film maker of all time....the film maker.
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*WHO AM I, WHAT AM I?!*
You're a living meme, Neil
No one...no human, alien, mammal, AI or other-dimensional entity...NO ONE can make a movie like Neil Breen can.
@Anynom - And for that, I cannot express the enormity of my gratitude.
You're right. No other being has a big an ego as Neil. Guys whole career is ego projects. Kudos I guess? Haha1
I respect The Breen. You only live once. Do what you love.
POINT BREEN!
I believe Mr. Breen may be the missing link between Human and Artificial Intelligence, he might just be able to bring the latter to self-awareness and make the former reason more like A.I, and blend them together.
After Cade: The Tortured Crossing. It turns out, not even Neil Breen can make a Neil Breen movie anymore. Sad day for cinema.
The whole 'the entire thing is green screened' makes sense what with it being made during the Covid lockdown times, but everything else is just an absolute mess, so what is up with that?
He looks like a combination of Tim Allen and Garry Shandling with the dry line delivery of Norm MacDonald.
He takes his movies seriously and won't allow RiffTrax (MST3K) poke fun at his work.
Please for the love of god!!! Please continue reviewing the Breeniverse. Everything from “Double Down” to “Cade, the Tortured Crossing” I sincerely hope you cover them all 🤣🤣
Fateful Findings is a classic 😂
I second that. More Neil Breen!
I wish I knew what some of these people were thinking. These things cost money and time and so many people on the project are like "yeah lets do it".
@johnreed2278 - Don't believe it. I'm willing to bet that few, if any, of those listed in the credits were actually real people.
Tape mustache: the fake mustache was stuck to a paper backing intended to be removed before wearing. Breen simply glued (he does the makeup) the mustache to the actor, backing and all. If someone told him he was doing it wrong, that someone was ignored.
My guess, anyway.
I really, really, REALLY, want to see a Neil Breen , Cory Feldman buddy cop movie made by Breen
ill watch that for sure lol
i love how the "twins" can't even look at each other properly when they're on screen together
Cecil - how could you have done this? Cecil! I can't believe you reviewed a Neil Breen movie. I can not believe you reviewed a Neil Breen movie. How could you have done this? How could you have reviewed a Neil Breen movie? i can't help you out of this one, Cecil. With all we've been though, I can't pull you out of this one.
I've seen Neil Breen drive several reviewers to madness. Can't wait for your descent.
I cried when he said “I’ll be right here”
How you’ve sat through this many breen and seagall movies I’ll never know, but props to you man I couldn’t make it through a single one.
Well, it took a full day. I did like 10-minute increments. Kinda like training for long-distance running, lol
The fairy lady was like "You didn't pay me enough to look at me. Actually you didn't pay me at all."
jokes on you, Neil is the green skin walking into the college
2020s: what is this?
2030s: codebook found, decoded
2040s: people find this as the funniest movie ever.
This takes me back to his movie Fateful Findings. He hacked government computers using a Dell and caused CEOs to commit suicide because he uncovered “all the wield secrets”.
Oh my God this is making me laugh so hard and I should be going to bed.
Be sure to watch the Breen cinematic universe in order, not release order but chronologically
He's the Steven Spielberg of bad movies.
Even the way he Walks looks veird. But he has made many comedy gold ''movies'' that will make him be remembered for many 100 years
4:43 This is actually how people like Breen perceive the world.
Welcome to the Breen Universe!! There is no turning back from this. You now need to make reviews for his catalogue..
"Who am I?! What am I?!" How dare did you not include that gem.
I see 2 big reasons why he casted his sister/gf.
6:35 Scorpion from Mortal Kombat origin story
the best part is, the eagle has a credit...
... "We're both fucked up!"...
I love it this guy can do no wrong.
A "virtual metaverse". Ah yes.
No one can hold a scene like Neil Breen..exept Neil Breen..
Niel Breen is like Scorsese's autistic half brother brother getting a camera and a extremely low budget. 😂
I’m glad you’re watching these so we don’t have to.
Dude love ur Voice-over and Wit.. Keep going. Long-time Fan.❤🎉🎉🎉😂😂
I can't believe this is your first trip into the Breenverse
Neil Breen's picture is in the dictionary next to the word "cringe."
13:27 that is Jason Brant's house!!!!!!
"Twisted Pair, which is what happens when a cowboy rides bareback for too many hours."
That is a weirdly specific anecdote. xD
Also yeah, even Neil Breen himself doesn't know what his movies are about half the time and yet he still puts them out, never learning anything or improving in any way at all. I'm convinced that the dude is mentally ill somehow and needs professional help, but just channels it into these 'movies' instead. Sorry, 'films' (the boxart for his products identify themselves as 'a Neil Breen film').
Will someone please pay my mortgage?
You’re doing God’s work my son. We salute you
Wow that movie was very good, from the special FX to the plot, the action was on point 😂
Neil Breen invites you to consume magic mushrooms when watching his movies. Why? because it's the only way you can actually enjoy them.
5:50 It would be more fair to say she attacks him. She runs out of the kitchen and dives at him over the back of the couch. I know it's _supposed_ to be him attacking her but that's just how bad Breen is at this stuff.
wooohoooo!!!!!! i'm so excited to watch this wth your commentary!! this movie is amaaaaazing.
Wait! This is your first Neil Breen movie?? How I envy you 😃
You're in for a treat (or torture) if you decide to go down the rabbit hole because it doesn't get any better from here 😂
@lukewright9031 -- I'm gonna take your word for that.
Wiki page he is pulling a My Name is Earl photo
Oh man, Neil Breen?
You have to do Fateful Findings 😂
Man I live in Nevada, I’m gonna just go down and walk around downtown and the college and if I’m lucky enough, I’ll get to meet Mr. Breen!!!
Edit: hey RedEye, you missed the homeless dude on the bridge playing with his rats 🐀 while Neel begs for a date.
I just noticed Mr. Redeye's voice sounds like arlo the nintendo reviewing blue muppet. Just saying maybe grow a muppet
That was hilariously bad. Given the level of excitement & fun exhibited throughout the movie, could you imagine how wild the after party & screening party were (In a robotic Neil Breen voice) "This party is wild, fewwww, it is going off in here, hold me back, I am a wild man. Let's get out on the dance floor and rip it up" 🤣
I want to grow a beard like that when I grow up
Detachable?
welcome to Breeneverse - now check ouut his other masterpieces of
I grabbed a bunch of random scenes with zero context.
So, basically a Neil Breen film then?
"So I grabbed a bunch of scenes with zero context" So, basically, you're just showing us the movie?
Neil Breen looks like the Dollar Store version of Richard Gere
Who needs green when you got Breen...!!!
Only other person ive seen watching Breen movie is Jason Brant..............Good review
I highky reccomend Good Bad or Bad Bad. They've done all of Breens movies. Including his latest . There's 6 of them
Check out YMS, FanboyFlicks, RedLetterMedia and Space Ice for plenty of similarly hilarious takes of the Breeniverse.
Dang it, Redeye picked the one with Neil Breen.
Let me guess, he wanted to make an art movie...
@sirbum1918 - Maybe. Let us know when he actually does that.
On second thought, don't bother.
If you think he ever had a beard, boy are you wrong. He never had a beard. HE NEVER HAD A BEARD!
Breen has killer sideburns. 😁😁
@tun-tunninc.6492 - Unfortunately they went out of fashion over half a century ago.
Only thing missing from the title was "of nuts".
@mandyhp - And the snippets of acting - a term I use very loosely here - were just as painful.
Sasquatch sunset 😳
Man u got to see Neil's other movies , holy shit they're amazing. Lmfao
dont let your dreams be dreams
You wanna know what is real sad, he has become one of the most reviewed directors. I personally think he is just trolling everybody, but dude is probably a millionaire by now. Everybody wants to have the Neil Breen collection in their DVDs.
Aww yeah a Neil Breen movie!
All his movies are crazy.
If there's a God 🙏 you will review all of Neil Breen's films ! He truly is a supreme Breen... Please look into his film "double down" probably my favorite and i do believe it's his first one.
Its the hair that sets them apart isn't it?
Wow, this was truly........wow 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You don’t have to say two twins.
In what dark, unknown garbage dump of the interwebs did you find this... this thing? It's almost as if a couple of semi sentient, home schooled 13 year olds just stole a video recorder, decided that pretending to make a movie would be a fun idea and forgot to erase the tape. And this is the result.
There is simply no comprehensible reason for this abomination to exist.
Had this been the first video of yours I ever saw, I'd have stopped watching after about 40 seconds and never again clicked on any video from your channel.
I forgive you however, but it's gonna take some very intense therapy to make me forget this. I'm gonna start saving right now.
Its impossible that Breen isn’t terrible on purpose lol 😂 he’s a mad genius
He really isn't. Unlike Nguyen and Wiseau.
@@GrubbJunker naw… the things he does are clearly choices and not accidents, like the tape with a mustache drawn on it. That was a deliberate choice. The way the actors deliver their lines are nearly identical across the board… that’s a deliberate choice. Its not possible that all of these people accidentally deliver their lines in the same stilted and monotonous manner… that’s a direction they’re given. It’s all on purpose lol 😂
Jeez. This movie gave me an instant brain damage!
Breenscreens. A true Auteur. Fateful findings is where its at
Where’s my bleach
oh um thought it was the sequel to this one for some reason. this movie has been beaten to bejesus and back by FanboyFlicks. the sequel Cade: The Tortured Crossing isn't covered by anyone but Mark so a second opinion wouldn't be the worst thing😀
This movie is meant to be ironic, right? Right?
Did this guy take lessons from Tommy Wiseau? This "movie" is making The Room look somewhat okay. This "movie" was so painfully bad that even this comedic review was kinda hard to watch all the way through, but the humor helped. I know it must have been rough to have to watch this whole movie and take notes lol.
Back when he filmmed first 3 movies he didn't rely heavily on nostalgia critic style of filmmaking. Today he uses it too often and has become lazier.
... I mean, it is what it is but at the same time, this shit can't be cheap to n his end .
Neil is a GOD
Oh dear, sorry you had to watch this 😂
What in the ever loving F ! This is crazy!! You finally found someone who's worse than Segal... well maybe 😅
Was...was this made for a bet? It must have been, surely. Please tell me it was.
The next Tarantino
Are these films union?
Neil just has to make these awful just for people to review how awful they are. There is absolutely no other explanation. A potato could make a more coherent movie.
What does a cheaply made AI script generator and Neal Breen have in common nearly can't make sense of either
This can't be real lol
Neil breen is a delusional dude
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To be fair the Mona Lisa is kind of overrated.
Few things are as entertaining as a cynical reviewer coming across one of the gods of cringe for the first time.
I'd love to say that Neil breen movies are so bad their good but THEY'RE NOT and never will be! I've seen some good bad movies but his movies should be avoided at all costs.😂😂
What's sad is the plot of this wouldn't actually be too bad in competent hands
How can you say that without even knowing wtf the plot is? 🤨
@ADR69 - Plot? There was a plot? I must have missed it. Please don't make me watch it again!
Call me grumpy, but I've never fully understood the appeal of Breen's work (even on a meme level). The amount of sheer self-indulgence is just too hard to watch (for me). I just don't think any of it has anything to offer, whether for writing, the wooden acting, technical stuff or camera work, etc. Add to that the pretentious self-aggrandizing "stories" in all his films just leaves me cold.
1st
I can’t believe you’re first! I cannot believe you’re first! How could you have done this? How could you have been first?!
I don't think Breen had permission to use that community College and just snuck people there at night.
True! One of the only things worse than Neil Breen is the Mona Lisa, that hideous painting is complete GARBAGE!!!