"Sir, should we recall our vampire hunter cosplay team before we blow up that town?" "Are you kidding? This is the perfect chance to get rid of Seagal son." "..You're right, I'll order a backup strike just in case"
For your Oscar consideration ladies and gentlemen. Steven Seagal is “obese vampire Hunter“. I would like to take the time to thank the content creator for suffering through these and dying inside for all of us
I’ve been watching your reviews for a while and gave Driven to Kill a shot to see it for myself. Watching it without your commentary was a much needed reminder that there are things in life that are much worse than prison.
I've been a subscriber for 57 years now (2 days) and I'm bingeing my way through the Segal vids every night. I really love how the Segal impersonation devolves with every video. Awesome stuff!
Wow! 57 years?! You must be an expert in your field! Lol the Seagal impression just kinda turned to mumbling. Some days it just grabs ahold of me and I can't help it lol
I’m a sword swinging nerd. My brother in law and I bought a set of practice katanas (while having real ones). We decided to duplicate sword fights in Star Wars first. If Jedi and sith didn’t have the force neither would win against us. Always give up the high ground in a sword fight, you will spend less time protecting your lower body. That shouldn’t require much thought. Ninja movies almost got us in trouble. After a year or so of doing it we switched to actual swords and started the whole “I’m gonna gut you like a fish” type talk. New neighbors had no idea we did this as a hobby and called the police. Important note when dealing with police; C average students and not issued a sense of humor, not allowed to bring their own. After they decided not to shoot us or arrest us on my private property, we went back to wooden swords and no threats.
From what I understand, the original movie they made was about zombies. Then during post production, Seagal decided he didn't like zombies so decided to make them vampires. They had to re-shoot a few scenes to add it in and dub over some parts. That explains the oddness you see like they can only move during the day, but they're at night where the "vampires" are active.
I started watching your videos because i was searching for a review of this one. You make me laugh my ass off every time man! Always on point! I do have to say though i was expecting one more thing to be mentioned about this movie. The fact that Seagal spends more than half of the movie walking, using the sword like a feather and slashing pure air. I remember watching this with friends years ago on a "watch a movie so bad, it's good" night and we almost bled through our eyes. Fun fact, i still own that movie and i am proud of it 🤣
This whole movie runs off of Resident Evil logic: a building with architecture that makes zero sense, zombies in unlikely places, doors that lock themselves behind you, elevators that mysteriously work again after the zombies are dead, people randomly sitting/resting in the most inconvenient places
I’m about half way through this Segal series and I just wanted to say thanks for making that guys crazy ass career entertaining to watch through. I appreciate that you had to sit through all of that for my enjoyment. Thanks Redeye!
Man I have no idea how many of these videos I've watched. You're hilarious. I was shocked to see you only have 6k subs!! You deserve much more. Keep it up !!
Kingdom Hospital hospital. Johnny Cage. Explosion at the end which definitely looks like the Charlie’s Angels helicopter stunt rejigged again (Half Past Dead). Chatty zombies. Seagal guest starring at intervals throughout. What’s not to like. Watch out for the long haired dude in future, he stars in pretty much every Seagal movie from hereon in. Driven to Kill is bizarre but weirdly awesome for a DTV.
The long haired dude. . . I watched something where they constantly referred to him as 'bobby wiseau', Tommy's younger brother, and I cannot help but see it like that for eternity now
Think Keith David saw Seagal as the lead on the bill and remembered how marked for death was fun and successful with some great martial arts scenes? It’s not like he needed money at this point
@@RedEyeReviews can’t wait 👌 to be fair, the knife fight is awesome. Most of the fights in it are decent in a rough-around-the-edges kind of way. Seagal even gets hit a few times which is a pretty elusive thing. Also has the best conversation-in-the-presence-of-a-half-naked-stripper moment ever to grace film.
In the end, the military destroys the hospital. Why didn't they just do that in the beginning? The hospital is so massive that it will take them 3 hours to get to a set of stairs. This one magical hospital where all hallways lead to the same place.
@@RedEyeReviews My problem with it is Seagal simply is not in it enough. He gets maybe a total of 20 minutes screen time(that's being generous) yet he gets top billing.
Was the mannequin shot a Steven Seagal idea? He comes to the director and whispers inaudibably to him, "Hey man uh, how about we get a manequin with some bazoombas to be a reaction shot in this horrifying scene...You know I wrote the best screenplay ever right? I've been writing them for like 45 years...yeah, I got like, 50 oscars too." Also I love Keith David showing up as a military man. I wonder how much he got paid, probably not a boat payment but maybe worth enough for an Actor of his standing to just spend a day, or however long it took to do his scenes.
It had to be! But for REAL! I went back and forth with leaving mannequin boobs in my video or not. And they were just too real..lol Seagal left me no choice
4:54 maybe it’s like the The Last of Us games…once you push your way into a new area, stuff collapses behind you and you can’t go back through that door. So loot while you can 😉
Amen to that. . . Only one that actually did the whole role reversal thing towards the end. . . Fuck I am legend gives me the shits so hard, why is it even called that if he doesn't end up 'the legend' for the new race. . . So fucking stupid
Did anyone else notice that when he was talking about the lights popping and the generator that the sound they made is ripped directly from Half Life 1?
Next Seagal movie review is Driven to Kill? Does someone chauffeur Seagal around, and he doesn’t even have to move, except to fire a gun out of the passenger window?
My man, what the F is wrong with you? "Well If the coat fits". I lol so hard at 1:44am when I saw this insanity breakdown. Where did that bit come from??? My stomach hurts from lol
@@RedEyeReviews His spirit? Dude he's not dead... [insert joke here]. I just found your channel so I'm trying not to binge. Hey seriously though, Keep up the good work Red. Maybe you'll get an RFID wallet company or a VPN to sponsor you where we add RED as a promotional code to get a discount. $$$
The movie calling them Vampires is really another thing from I am Legend, apparently George A. Romero called the zombies zombies in Night of the Living Dead to differentiate the movie from I Am Legend in the first place
You're right about the guns out in the open. In this zombie type scenario, realistically guns would either be where the owner left them or in their houses and I suppose surrounded by hordes in the open. Depends on if you think if in a zombie apocalypse whether the zombies would congregate in towns and cities. I suppose that all theories are just as good since it is not possible to have zombies anyways
This is why cabin in the woods is the best horror monster flick. The pothead is the most able character and plus it is funny as shit. I also love tucker and Dale vs. Evil
@@RedEyeReviews I think it depends on where the fight happens. On a beet farm or in an office; Dwight hands down. On a retired battleship or in a hospital like in this movie; Seagal. 😆 Also, there was a 70s, Charlton Heston movie named The Omega Man that’s a little closer to the book I Am Legend….and it’s Heston, so it’s amazing. Not Solent Green amazing, but amazing nonetheless. But don’t get me wrong, I like the Will Smith version more because it was more intense.
0:59 'The Omega Man' is better. 1:58 Pearl is the best character from the first 'Blade' movie. 3:54 And he gets kicked off the server for provoking a witch. 9:52 Depending on her age, that vamp might be a hebephile or an ephobophile. "Walter, what's a pederast?" 10:11 Ackchyually, it's pronounced "Dao." No one knows why it's spelled with a "T." 11:10 Did you ever see Tourist Trap? 12:25 Check that chicken-wing, greenhorn! If that's a shorty shotgun with a stockless pistol grip, he should hold it farther away from his face. Ah, but he's gotta do the "bent elbows" thing, just like he does with pistols. 13:54 I can't tell because of his black coat, but I'd bet you he has the stock collapsed. 17:10 Ever see 'Screamers'? The droids in that movie pulled the same shenanigans. 17:24 Darwin award. 20:55 But if it's eating their brains anyway, he's sort of doing them a favor-go-nuts. 21:04 Is he left-handed? 21:12 Have you seen 'The Last Man on Earth'? 21:34 His voice is warped... 21:44 ...but hers isn't.
I played with Munoz and he was the best Tackle ever. Before each game he would eat a big plate of refried beans and then shit on himself. His steaming logs would keep the defenders away and made him slippery.
It really pisses me off that something with Seagal in it has ANYTHING to do with RM, esp "I Am Legend". That book weirded me out and stayed with me for years. It's also the book that inspired Stephen King and Dean Koontz.
I heard that they were supposed to be zombies but Seagal threw a hissy fit and made the writers change them to vampires, because he refused to be in a zombie movie. So dang stupid. Also they didn’t feel like explaining why some “vampires” were like zombies and others were more human????
They literally handed you an excuse to say "So... someone's getting shafted." In a vampire movie. A vampire movie; man... I guess I have to buy you a steak? o. O
I'll pay for knowing what seagal and keith david talked about this movie at backstage, if they even met, maybe they joke about seagal this time killing vampires with a sword instead jamaican drug dealers :D By the way this movie answered the question that 99.99 % of humanity never ever asked for.. how would seagal look like doing blade cosplay PD: you did good protecting that mannequin's dignity
WIth the, "Mannequin Wing", of the hospital I think the script called for it to be a prosthesis room. I imagine this shitty script was like setting it up to be super creepy with prosthetic arms and legs hanging everywhere. But instead they just threw some mannequins in a room because creepy and cheap.
Funny how the lady hunters hardly did anything compared to Seagal and Reed. They get grabbed and NEVER shook the freaks off and fight back. Hell, the blonde chick KILLED one through stomping. She wasn't trained. lol
I'm pretty sure this is the movie that Segal pissed the director off so much he had all of Segal's dialogue redubbed although your isn't the same as the one I saw in which it was obviously not Segal's voice so this may be the original audio
You wouldn't even be aware a modern hospital lost power at all. lol They have multiple back up systems including redundancy like multiple generators and battery back ups etc etc. If anything, maybe a smaller modern hospital, you may see some lights appear slightly dimmer than usual and or every other light out, but that would be about it. Def no flickering. The way hospitals are wired, that most likely wouldn't happen. Never built a hallway? Pfft. I don't know if I can trust you now knowing you have never built a hallway. EVERYONE has built a hallway. lol
I love how even during an apocalypse Steven doesn't take the stairs, he'd rather sacrifice someone to the elevator gods.
aaaaaaaaaa sooo truueee!!! jajajajajjaj
he can't! you are a fatist :P
"Sir, should we recall our vampire hunter cosplay team before we blow up that town?"
"Are you kidding? This is the perfect chance to get rid of Seagal son."
"..You're right, I'll order a backup strike just in case"
Hahah. That's gotta be the only reason.
For your Oscar consideration ladies and gentlemen. Steven Seagal is “obese vampire Hunter“. I would like to take the time to thank the content creator for suffering through these and dying inside for all of us
I’ve been watching your reviews for a while and gave Driven to Kill a shot to see it for myself. Watching it without your commentary was a much needed reminder that there are things in life that are much worse than prison.
Hahahahah this is hilarious. I'm glad I can provide that safe space for Seagal viewings
Holy shit. Steven Seagal has literally transformed into Will Sasso playing as Steven Seagal on MAD TV.
NINjuuuuhhhhhhssss!!!! *Very slowly and sluggishly does karate chop hands.*
I wasn’t much for madtv but those skits had me in stitches!
I've been a subscriber for 57 years now (2 days) and I'm bingeing my way through the Segal vids every night. I really love how the Segal impersonation devolves with every video. Awesome stuff!
Wow! 57 years?! You must be an expert in your field!
Lol the Seagal impression just kinda turned to mumbling. Some days it just grabs ahold of me and I can't help it lol
Ditto man, every night is 2 episodes. Problem is am now running out of episodes and will be all caught up soon
@@RedEyeReviews To be fair I feel like your impression pretty well matches Steve's deterioration as an actor
@@RedEyeReviews Everybody says he's the best
This has quickly become my favorite series to binge. Keep it up, friggin hilarious :)
Thank you so much
Please don’t ever stop making videos. You’ve brought me hours of joy!
I’m a sword swinging nerd. My brother in law and I bought a set of practice katanas (while having real ones). We decided to duplicate sword fights in Star Wars first. If Jedi and sith didn’t have the force neither would win against us. Always give up the high ground in a sword fight, you will spend less time protecting your lower body. That shouldn’t require much thought.
Ninja movies almost got us in trouble. After a year or so of doing it we switched to actual swords and started the whole “I’m gonna gut you like a fish” type talk. New neighbors had no idea we did this as a hobby and called the police.
Important note when dealing with police; C average students and not issued a sense of humor, not allowed to bring their own.
After they decided not to shoot us or arrest us on my private property, we went back to wooden swords and no threats.
@15:50 I like how they rock the camera as if the elevator is moving haha, great touch
From what I understand, the original movie they made was about zombies. Then during post production, Seagal decided he didn't like zombies so decided to make them vampires. They had to re-shoot a few scenes to add it in and dub over some parts. That explains the oddness you see like they can only move during the day, but they're at night where the "vampires" are active.
I started watching your videos because i was searching for a review of this one. You make me laugh my ass off every time man! Always on point! I do have to say though i was expecting one more thing to be mentioned about this movie. The fact that Seagal spends more than half of the movie walking, using the sword like a feather and slashing pure air. I remember watching this with friends years ago on a "watch a movie so bad, it's good" night and we almost bled through our eyes. Fun fact, i still own that movie and i am proud of it 🤣
So glad you found the channel! It is true. The dude kills alot of air in this one.
This whole movie runs off of Resident Evil logic: a building with architecture that makes zero sense, zombies in unlikely places, doors that lock themselves behind you, elevators that mysteriously work again after the zombies are dead, people randomly sitting/resting in the most inconvenient places
Movie or games cause at the very least the games make sense while the movie rewatching it doesn’t
I’m about half way through this Segal series and I just wanted to say thanks for making that guys crazy ass career entertaining to watch through. I appreciate that you had to sit through all of that for my enjoyment. Thanks Redeye!
Haha it wasn't easy and at times I nearly lost my mind...but like Seagal and a 24 inch party sub....we got through it
Does Seagal really think people would believe he'd choose to walk over a car ride? That's probably the most unbelievable part of the movie. lol
11:05 - That guy in the picture would be PERFECT for a live-action of "Titan" from Megamind!!
Strong 'I studied the blade' vibes here...
Loving these Seagull videos, keep up the good work!!
Thank you so much
Is Keith David in every movie ever made . Since his role in Dead Presidents he's been one of my favorite actors, but damn is he the go to actor .
2:45 I laughed so hard my side hurts. I gotta be honest, part of me wants the apocalypse so I can run around in duster with a sword.
Hahaha pervert vampire part was funny af 😂
Lol and SO random. Such a bizarre scene
RER's Herbert the Pervert voice is on point
Man I have no idea how many of these videos I've watched. You're hilarious. I was shocked to see you only have 6k subs!! You deserve much more. Keep it up !!
Thank you so much!! So glad you like the videos. I've loved making them.
Kingdom Hospital hospital. Johnny Cage. Explosion at the end which definitely looks like the Charlie’s Angels helicopter stunt rejigged again (Half Past Dead). Chatty zombies. Seagal guest starring at intervals throughout. What’s not to like. Watch out for the long haired dude in future, he stars in pretty much every Seagal movie from hereon in. Driven to Kill is bizarre but weirdly awesome for a DTV.
The long haired dude. . . I watched something where they constantly referred to him as 'bobby wiseau', Tommy's younger brother, and I cannot help but see it like that for eternity now
The bit about writing too big and running out of room... Holy shit man that got me.
The creepy hospital symbol? It's from the Stephen King miniseries Kingdom Hospital. I have a feeling they thought no one would notice they used it.
Think Keith David saw Seagal as the lead on the bill and remembered how marked for death was fun and successful with some great martial arts scenes? It’s not like he needed money at this point
Oh exactly. Easy paycheck for like 2 days of work.
Keith David is awesome but he looked understandably bored in this movie.
@@michaelmyers3709 well yeah, his first job with Seagal was fun at least
Looking forward to Driven to Kill. Has arguably the best final villain death scene of any Seagal movie ever. And the funniest knife fight.
Dude the knife fight is incredible! I knew you would appreciate it. Look out for my video this Saturday.
@@RedEyeReviews can’t wait 👌 to be fair, the knife fight is awesome. Most of the fights in it are decent in a rough-around-the-edges kind of way. Seagal even gets hit a few times which is a pretty elusive thing. Also has the best conversation-in-the-presence-of-a-half-naked-stripper moment ever to grace film.
Steven seagal aka blade
The fat blade
@@bobgunter9608 the man loves to eat that's not crime is it freedom to be fat Steven seagal would say my belly my choice
Tao the katana master.
I want the "metal music plays when I say something cool" ability.
this was like two movies. a teen zombie / vamp movie and a Segal movie.
I want more Mashup but ones where he doesn't know the plot. They just ask him to improve
It actually was supposed to be a zombie movie but Seagal wanted vampires so -vampires -and he's almost not in the damn thing.
Exactly this!
In the end, the military destroys the hospital. Why didn't they just do that in the beginning? The hospital is so massive that it will take them 3 hours to get to a set of stairs. This one magical hospital where all hallways lead to the same place.
"Its all good in the hood, honeydew." Damn these videos are good.
Lol thanks friend.
I saw someone throw away a bowl of piss this afternoon.
Against the Dark II: Ice Skating Uphill
Lol
The elevator is powered by souls
I'd buy it.
The mannequin was more convincing than Steven. Sorry, I mean 'Tao'.
"All hallways lead to Rome." - Susan B Anthony
Binged watched all the seagul videos you’ve done. Amazing work! More more more! Great channel
Yay! Thank you
Think I’ve watched every episode with ste you’ve done at least twice.
Good work
Funny as ever 😆👍
Thank you :) I'm glad you are getting some joy from these
1:29 look at the way seagull is prancing on the left hand corner of the screen lol
I’m Tao! 😂😂😂🎶🎶🎶🎵🎶🎶
Person 1: "I go where the wind blows"
Person 2: "But we are going to the same place"
Person 1: "... Wind blows"
TODAY JUST GOT A LITTLE BETTER!! 👏🏼👏🏼🙌🏼
Eh yo! Tony Colorado has joined the party. :) hope you like the video buddy
This is by the far the worst Seagal film is his filmography for me. I've sat through this once, shelved it, and haven't moved it in 4 years.
See I thought it was OK...definitely near the bottom but I'm also a sucker for B-rated horror movies. So I have a soft spot for it.
@@RedEyeReviews My problem with it is Seagal simply is not in it enough. He gets maybe a total of 20 minutes screen time(that's being generous) yet he gets top billing.
@@djcease1996 very true! He is on the cover and like you said, has very little screen time or speaking lines.
You should check out Flight of Fury or End of a Gun. Against the Dark which suddenly look like Citizen Kane.
Keith David with the guy who played Johnny Cage in the Mortal Kombat movie. Yuss
More importantly he's in marked for death
Nobody was dying before seagal came along 🤣
I love how you sound like a normal human in this review not a character.
lmao Mr herbert's voice there spot on that really cracked me up 🤣
Was the mannequin shot a Steven Seagal idea? He comes to the director and whispers inaudibably to him, "Hey man uh, how about we get a manequin with some bazoombas to be a reaction shot in this horrifying scene...You know I wrote the best screenplay ever right? I've been writing them for like 45 years...yeah, I got like, 50 oscars too."
Also I love Keith David showing up as a military man. I wonder how much he got paid, probably not a boat payment but maybe worth enough for an Actor of his standing to just spend a day, or however long it took to do his scenes.
It had to be! But for REAL! I went back and forth with leaving mannequin boobs in my video or not. And they were just too real..lol Seagal left me no choice
We're not here to decide which videos are right or wrong. We're here to decide which comments live or die.
Hahaha exactly this my friend.
Idk why but I’ve started watching these red eye Seagal videos and having a hard time stopping
Woot! Welcome to the club lol :)
Just perfectly moving me a long à slightly intoxicated Sunday. Sir, I thank you.
I gotchyu!
4:54 maybe it’s like the The Last of Us games…once you push your way into a new area, stuff collapses behind you and you can’t go back through that door. So loot while you can 😉
The Omega Man is still the best filmed version of this book.
Amen to that. . . Only one that actually did the whole role reversal thing towards the end. . . Fuck I am legend gives me the shits so hard, why is it even called that if he doesn't end up 'the legend' for the new race. . . So fucking stupid
There was even a random arm in the hallway of guys he was getting dragged through 🤣
That review just made my morning, although it was a year ago....lol
I must be late to the reunion....lol
Did anyone else notice that when he was talking about the lights popping and the generator that the sound they made is ripped directly from Half Life 1?
Hahaha amazing
Next Seagal movie review is Driven to Kill? Does someone chauffeur Seagal around, and he doesn’t even have to move, except to fire a gun out of the passenger window?
Uwe Boll: My movie "Alone in the Dark" is the worst movie mankind can make!
Steven Seagal: Hold my Viagra.
Enters "Against the Dark."
My man, what the F is wrong with you? "Well If the coat fits". I lol so hard at 1:44am when I saw this insanity breakdown. Where did that bit come from??? My stomach hurts from lol
Lol glad you enjoyed it.
Sometimes Seagals spirit just takes over my body and I can't help myself
@@RedEyeReviews His spirit? Dude he's not dead... [insert joke here]. I just found your channel so I'm trying not to binge. Hey seriously though, Keep up the good work Red. Maybe you'll get an RFID wallet company or a VPN to sponsor you where we add RED as a promotional code to get a discount. $$$
@@cellout2287 haha his very much alive spirit.
Thank you so much! So glad you found the channel!
i started watching this yesterday. made it through 15mins and turned it off. it was trash. You made it watchable.
Your sacrifice is appreciated
The movie calling them Vampires is really another thing from I am Legend, apparently George A. Romero called the zombies zombies in Night of the Living Dead to differentiate the movie from I Am Legend in the first place
thank you so much for watching these things for us all.
You're right about the guns out in the open. In this zombie type scenario, realistically guns would either be where the owner left them or in their houses and I suppose surrounded by hordes in the open. Depends on if you think if in a zombie apocalypse whether the zombies would congregate in towns and cities. I suppose that all theories are just as good since it is not possible to have zombies anyways
No scene where Seagal drives a hot rod over Johnny and Edgar Winter? Too bad.
Maybe with the bathroom stalls people got the virus and felt vomity and locked themselves in stalls before dying
Oooo good theory. I'll buy it
This is why cabin in the woods is the best horror monster flick. The pothead is the most able character and plus it is funny as shit. I also love tucker and Dale vs. Evil
Seagal saw Blade and thought "oh."
Nice to see johny cage in the movie
Kieth David makes every movie better.
@9:58 nice attempt with the Herbert voice. Lol
Hello Redeye , now this film im looking forward to you covering lol , ive seen it it was a confusing mess lol
It's such a weird one
@@RedEyeReviews Its like alot of Segals films , there so bad there almost good lol , Great Channel btw its so funny :)
@@RedEyeReviews thats one way of putting it lol
Making a comment to keep the algorithm working:
Who wins in a fantasy fight? Steven Seagal or Dwight Schrüte?
Haha power up that algorithm! Oooo if they had time to prepare, Dwight for sure! If it was impromptu, it would be close lol
@@RedEyeReviews I think it depends on where the fight happens. On a beet farm or in an office; Dwight hands down. On a retired battleship or in a hospital like in this movie; Seagal. 😆
Also, there was a 70s, Charlton Heston movie named The Omega Man that’s a little closer to the book I Am Legend….and it’s Heston, so it’s amazing. Not Solent Green amazing, but amazing nonetheless. But don’t get me wrong, I like the Will Smith version more because it was more intense.
man, that part 6:55, the charcacter is so close to being synced with your voice :)
13:05 is Segal wearing hearing aids? I doubt ear plugs since shotgun blast is cgi
0:59 'The Omega Man' is better.
1:58 Pearl is the best character from the first 'Blade' movie.
3:54 And he gets kicked off the server for provoking a witch.
9:52 Depending on her age, that vamp might be a hebephile or an ephobophile. "Walter, what's a pederast?"
10:11 Ackchyually, it's pronounced "Dao." No one knows why it's spelled with a "T."
11:10 Did you ever see Tourist Trap?
12:25 Check that chicken-wing, greenhorn! If that's a shorty shotgun with a stockless pistol grip, he should hold it farther away from his face. Ah, but he's gotta do the "bent elbows" thing, just like he does with pistols.
13:54 I can't tell because of his black coat, but I'd bet you he has the stock collapsed.
17:10 Ever see 'Screamers'? The droids in that movie pulled the same shenanigans.
17:24 Darwin award.
20:55 But if it's eating their brains anyway, he's sort of doing them a favor-go-nuts.
21:04 Is he left-handed?
21:12 Have you seen 'The Last Man on Earth'?
21:34 His voice is warped...
21:44 ...but hers isn't.
Wasn't there a random room full of mannequins in another Seagal movie too? 🤔🤣😂
I played with Munoz and he was the best Tackle ever. Before each game he would eat a big plate of refried beans and then shit on himself. His steaming logs would keep the defenders away and made him slippery.
Johnny Cage!!
You also forgot to mention the dude in the blue shirt in the scenes with Keith David is Liden Ashby, Johnny Cage himself.
It really pisses me off that something with Seagal in it has ANYTHING to do with RM, esp "I Am Legend". That book weirded me out and stayed with me for years. It's also the book that inspired Stephen King and Dean Koontz.
There's no way you can write anything with blood that neatly.
I heard that they were supposed to be zombies but Seagal threw a hissy fit and made the writers change them to vampires, because he refused to be in a zombie movie. So dang stupid.
Also they didn’t feel like explaining why some “vampires” were like zombies and others were more human????
I’m binging these videos! Do big trouble in little china! Classic movie… you can put it in a Kurt Russel playlist
They literally handed you an excuse to say "So... someone's getting shafted." In a vampire movie. A vampire movie; man... I guess I have to buy you a steak? o. O
19:42
😎
Had me laughing.
Sooo… no strip club scene? 😮
I'll pay for knowing what seagal and keith david talked about this movie at backstage, if they even met, maybe they joke about seagal this time killing vampires with a sword instead jamaican drug dealers :D
By the way this movie answered the question that 99.99 % of humanity never ever asked for.. how would seagal look like doing blade cosplay
PD: you did good protecting that mannequin's dignity
New Segal movie title
PERFUME OF THE GUN
a space zombie, werewolf, apocalyptic, romantic period drama.
I want this to be true SO bad
WIth the, "Mannequin Wing", of the hospital I think the script called for it to be a prosthesis room. I imagine this shitty script was like setting it up to be super creepy with prosthetic arms and legs hanging everywhere. But instead they just threw some mannequins in a room because creepy and cheap.
This movie is so dark I could hardly see anything on my phone... Watched this whole video just to hear Red Eye jokes 😂
This video needs more views XD
Thanks friend
tao? or towel? 10:12
I don't know why, but that crew sure sounded a lot like Scooby Doo.
lol, I hope Seagal watches his old films and compare to his newer films on how he had fallen hard
Naw that man watches them all and thinks they are all pure gold
@@RedEyeReviews I think he only cares about only the profit and not on how terrible movies is he in
@@itachi-kun7736 very true
He’d probably be watching On Deadly Ground in a loop. To be fair, it’s one of my personal faves. Go eskimos.
@@michaelmyers3709 its still a good movie but too much explosions are involved
Funny how the lady hunters hardly did anything compared to Seagal and Reed. They get grabbed and NEVER shook the freaks off and fight back. Hell, the blonde chick KILLED one through stomping. She wasn't trained. lol
I'm pretty sure this is the movie that Segal pissed the director off so much he had all of Segal's dialogue redubbed although your isn't the same as the one I saw in which it was obviously not Segal's voice so this may be the original audio
You wouldn't even be aware a modern hospital lost power at all. lol They have multiple back up systems including redundancy like multiple generators and battery back ups etc etc. If anything, maybe a smaller modern hospital, you may see some lights appear slightly dimmer than usual and or every other light out, but that would be about it. Def no flickering. The way hospitals are wired, that most likely wouldn't happen. Never built a hallway? Pfft. I don't know if I can trust you now knowing you have never built a hallway. EVERYONE has built a hallway. lol
Right?! Probably the longest lasting power after any sort of event.
I have built many walls! Just none in the shape of a hall lol
If Keith David doesn’t make a movie better then there is no point in talking about this film at all.