Total Recall is the Greatest Story to Never Happen
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- Опубликовано: 16 мар 2024
- Arnold Schwarzenegger is the greatest of all time. This movie is in my top 3 sci-fi flicks ever.
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“No wonder you’re having nightmares, you’re always watching the news”
Sharon Stone, wise beyond her years
It's not Sharon. It's a line a character she plays said. Most likely written by someone else entirely. JC, you people are dumb.
No shit, Sherlock. It would be better if you checked yourself before you comment, irl & social media.
The people who vote and argue with the republicans are the source of my anger, not the news. They know the republicans are sociopaths and are always willfully ignorant.
The Last 80s movie. Despite being released in 1990.
The 80s lasted until like 92 at least 😂
Technically 1990 belongs to the 1980s decade. Just like the new millennium has started in 2001, not 2000.
@@omegamark4155 man it started like 2004 lol
Well said
The Last Boyscout is pretty 80ish for a 90s movie
My favorite line is "come on baby" to Sharon Stone. It makes me laugh every time, 60% of the time.
Always looking forward to your uploads. Your great attitude makes all of your uploads a joy to watch.
I guess, these are pretty good. But his "great attitude" is just adding to the homogeneous dribble of overly nice nonsense on YT. No one's allowed to do anything different or you're "toxic" and "bullying". No thanks. He can keep his fake ass attitude.
I agree... funny and critical of the terrible movies while still being fun to listen to
the doctor scene is the best: "The walls of reality will come crashing down around you; one minute you'l be the leader of the rebel cause, the next you'll be Cohaagan's bosom-buddy, as you requested"--then, the walls come crashing in around Arnold...you know the rest
Just a little side note, the fictional looking handguns in this film real guns, called the Claridge Hi-Tec/Goncz pistol. Whereas a lot of other pistols would get different models, like the Glock, the Beretta, etc., no firearm has produced anything like the Hi-Tec since,
We see an extended conversation between the Rekall staff talking about how he already had memory implants while Arnie is still unconscious....
Info the audience gets, and the character doesn't.
And he never 'wakes up' in the movie.
Therefore, it was all real IMHO... :D
Great movie, woulda been one of the 80s greats if it wasn't from 1990
I'm totally overthinking the line from the stinger. "What are you feeding it?" "Blondes."
I saw this as a kid and I never understood that until I got older lol
Wow a new upload, thanks man. You make great stuff.
Arnold iconized the pre-2ks - His ArraaRRaRR while doing something incredibly destructive - LEGENDary!!!❤
Yay! It's my birthday too! Beat birthday present ever!
To this day I am dumfounded why Red Eye Reviews isn't the most celebrated show in the universe. We live in a cold, stupid world.
It's cold out there every day, What is this Miami Beach?!?! #GroundHogDayistheBESTMovieOfAllTime
I like it when Annie yells at johney "how did I get in this taxi !!"and Johnny cab sez the door opened, ypu got in ! Lol.
One of my most favorite Schwarzenegger movies ever. Man i love Prime Arnold!
I'm beyond amazed in hindsight how my mom let me and my siblings watched this movie as kids 😅
Between this, Starship Troopers, and Highlander II, Michael Ironside is just a torso now.
This movie kicks ass....to this very day i still think of "2 weeks" 😂
To be fair the guy Arnie grabbed as a human shield had been shot by Richter's men already, he was fairly riddled with bullets.
We get 3 boobs, Kuato the mysterious revolutionary savior and the best Arnold screams outside of the "Conan the Barbarian" montage.
Whats not to love?
I still remember… I was 6, and my dad took me to see this, in the theater. When the 3 b@@bed gal came out, we’re had that classic “don’t tell your mom” moment. He passed when i was 17, and I’ve told her about it, since. We laugh about it, to this day 😅
Even as a child, my only thought was: Why is he thinking about Mars when he has Venus right beside him?
5:55 The Turbanator
Michael Ironside always seems to lose a limb in a good film, you forgot to add a clip of when he loses his arm in the Machinist.
Another fact about being in the vacuum of space, you don't explode, you freeze. The movie Sunshine gives a good example of this.
This is a favourite of mine. It's brutal, but fun, much like Verhoven's other classic, Robocop.
Pedantic fun fact: Actually it's a myth that you'd freeze. Space being a vacuum, there's nothing to carry the heat away from your body except radiation. (That's why thermos bottles work.) You also wouldn't explode unless you tried to hold your breath, in which case your lungs could burst. Lack of oxygen would make you unconscious in about 15 seconds and dead in a few minutes.
only fools and horses reference? 😲
You’re a national treasure, do this channel forever
Hilarious review. Best one yet! Really enjoyed watching this one. Quite the wit and humor you’ve added in there. Better than watching the movie itself.
9:42 A red pill, eh? It'll take me back to "reality" you say?
Great review! I'm really surprised there was no jokes about how the "Little Lady" in the brothel looked a lot like the Olsen's. Great work nonetheless and I can't wait to see what you look at next (coughing, "Short Circuit", cough)😂😂😂👍🏿✌🏿
This one single handedly made me sub, smart move!
Well, this was sure a trip. I love this movie. Thanks!
No, a meme has confirmed that the morbid growth on that guy is Pat Robertson.
I thought you were my friend
And a fugitive just like me
A taxi driving freak
With five kids to feed
Then you betrayed me
Did you do it for money ?
Were you consumed by greed ?
I thought you were a family man
With five kids to feed
The greatest knobby knee'd youtuber who reviews the movies I care about bravo sir,Bravo indeed.
Just realised. Harry is Joey's dad in friends, small world!
3:15 Look at the cabbie and the car in front of him drive in the middle of the road. LMAO
That Johnny cab is the latest Tesla FSD beta.
Nah, Johnny Cab actually works.
Good movie review
I want to believe that poor schlub on the escalator is a relative of Kinney from RoboCop.
The one who got shot to 💩 by ED-209? I always thought it was the same actor.
The only thing the remake has going for it is Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Biel
Im starting to think ive only seen the tv cut of this movie
15:37
Wow. That seemed like it was a hard landing for that stuntman.
Only thing missing is the "wasted" brought up on the screen.
Twoooo.....weeeeekkksssss.....!!! Man we need a space ice and redeye collaboration 😂
This is definitely an excellent movie. It's got great casting, an interesting premise and screenplay, and even 30+ years later it can generate discussions as to whether it was real or not. The 2012 remake was fine though I don't feel it was as smartly written as the original, going for a PG-13 rating toned down some of the fun in the 1990 one, and some of the easter eggs/callbacks to this one don't make sense in the 2012's story. I've mentioned it before but the Tom Cruise movie Minority Report started out as a sequel to this movie in the earliest draft.
😂your gun sound effects made me choke on my orange juice!! Totally caught me off guard 😅
Future guns are dangerous!
@@RedEyeReviewsLol I believe it! I'll definitely stay away from orange juice when I'm around one!
If this movie was made today, I wonder how they would handle this scene 13:33 seeing how Arnold would probably just assume it's AI and not a former version of himself being evil.
This movie has some of the best Arnold “Nyaaarls” of his whole filmography
That’s what they’re called....Nyaaarls...I’m copywriting that 😊
Good on with your presentation. You showed enough to interest a newbie and left enough to make it worth watching, as always. Ricky Bobby shoukd have quoted Total Recall as the Oscar winner for best movie ever 😁
Get your ass to the nearest place you can watch Total Recall.
5:20 wel that depends what region you watch it. Outside of yankland its Pizza Hut
See you at the party, Richter!
one of my favourite movies as a kid
The only movie I ever saw that actually exceeded the hype. And it still does.
Sleazy and demure, wait a minute!
"good ol' three-boob here attempts that tried and tested Method." ... "Probably Shoulda let ol' Two-Butted-Bailey have a go at it."
My favorite joke of the video.
I don't know why but I laughed so much at this
9:57 Arnold had an explosive diarrhea here lol.
The greatest 80s action movie made in 90s.
Released in 1990.
Made in 1989.
The title is correct. Now, for to watch the video.
Arnold was my teens!
Such a great film.
Yo my dad still has a copy of this on betamax. That robot taxi driver creeped me as a kid.
Played by Robert Picardo. They even designed the puppet after him .
Most recently famous for playing the DR, on Voyager.
Starship Troopers is the greatest sci-fi movie of all time. Total Recall is top 10 though.
ST, TR, Aliens, Blade Runner, Fifth Element, Robocop, Edge of Tomorrow, Planet of the Apes, The Thing, 12 Monkeys - in no particular order (apart from ST at #1)
I was born in '88. I'm sure I sound old but damn some of these movies from our day are amazing. Demolition man, is in a similar vain. Those effects were so gruesome, as a kid I remember it blowing me away.❤
"Two weeks...two weeks..." 😂
Ot is all a dream or a weird coma induced fantasy. The end of the movie fades to white. Universally accepted in the film industry as an indicator its a dream sequence.
Ive seen bits and pieces and was always so confused
The moral of the story: Never trust a cab driver.
See you at the party Richter
Have you ever reviewed Taps? Tom Cruise and Sean Penn. If not, you should.
Stripes is a billion times better.
I cried when 3 boob died
The second best Paul Verhoeven movie, slightly behind show girls. Just kidding robocop was his masterpiece
Yes It Is!
As Vincent Vega once said "That's a bold statement."
Also, I know most people now think that it was all just in his head and there's some compelling for that but there's just no way. We see too many scenes without Arnold. All the scenes without him don't make any sense if it's just a memory implant. All of it actually happened.
...oh and I know it's just a movie and anyone can interpret it in any way they like. Whatever ending interpretation makes you enjoy the film more is the one you should go with. I mean you're objectively wrong and the reality you exist in is all in your head, unlike the world of the protagonist, but I'm not going to put anyone down just because they're psychotic. It's ok. You can't help it.
Great video, love the movie
I played back the video at .25x speed and .5x speed, everything was 1000 times funnier, even though it took super long to watch
Drunkvision, the latest voice mod! Ha
That took a second to find………but if you pause juuuuust right……..
Hahaha oh no! Did my blur box betray me?!
@@RedEyeReviews it’s only there for one frame. And it took me a few try’s.
2 weeks...... 2 weeks....
Red eye is in me?!
Also what would you guys rather have three shells or three tits?
Beeeeeny...:)
Cohagen!
Micheal Fukin Ironside....
RedEye I fucking love your channel more than Vegemite on my nipples mate and I *really* like Vegemite; this episode was fantastic! Keep up the good work.
A fantastic film.... fantastic review..... love your content....
Awful comment. Needs more broken sentences and periods, like, you're speaking through a walkie-talkie.
hey redeye love your content dude have been here since the beginning and good times i just watched a film called SURF NAZIS i think its from the eighties and dude its a weird and wonderful watch one of them its so bad its good movies ??you should try a watch and see what you can do if anything but love you keep me laughing always good times ????
"how do you like your women?" "Sleezy?" Stay classy Arnie... Also... three chesticles proves that more is not always better.
LIES!
just tooo many@@chrisnotyou
Can I find You on Odysee??
Slightly awkward to watch with the fam as a kid.
17:40 this is never not hilarious
Best movie that never happened. Sucks it is all a bad dream...kinda ruins the movie for me
Thought it was left to interpretation.
@@john1701q sadly that is not the case. The director or original author came out and said it was all a dream in the last couple years. Really left a hole in my heart cause this is not a dream, this a is total recall. It was mentioned on Minty Comedic Arts ten things you didn't know and another video I can't recall the channel.
Just erase your memory of that.
I've never heard that... Since I still haven't technically heard that information I can deny it's existence.
We see the conversation between the Rekall staff talking about how he already had memory implants while Arnie is still unconscious....
Info the audience gets, and the character doesn't.
Therefore, it was all real despite what the director thinks. ;)
The action and story were awesome, but the most winching moments were the number of nut-shots our hero got. Seriously, I lost count.
However, most importantly, the question of the ages about this movie still remains unanswered and is debated to this day.... Did Johnny Cab get his Five Star rating???
Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man. if you don't know then you should. this movie will put fuzz on them kiwis.
Don Johnson and Mickey Rourke... great film.