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  • Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
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Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @TheCarriebuchanan19
    @TheCarriebuchanan19  5 лет назад +1544

    EVER SEEN A DOG DANCE LIKE THIS?
    ruclips.net/video/j1fY9Hvp5Bs/видео.html

  • @Abinash91
    @Abinash91 4 года назад +5239

    "Alexa, can the CIA get information from Amazon."
    Alexa : *confused sweating*

    • @reinberri
      @reinberri 4 года назад +8

      Abinash Panigrahy Lol. Btw ur comment blew up

    • @masonfreeman4991
      @masonfreeman4991 4 года назад +2

      @@reinberri no one cares

    • @ryanlee9150
      @ryanlee9150 3 года назад +5

      @@masonfreeman4991 the would commenter would!

    • @minhngo9970
      @minhngo9970 3 года назад +1

      Confused? She knows exactly what's going on

    • @youceftaiati848
      @youceftaiati848 3 года назад +21

      Alexa , can the CIA get information from amazon
      ALEXA : caling 911.....

  • @stonecold3885
    @stonecold3885 4 года назад +9149

    Me: Alexa, turn off.
    Alexa: Ok, sure.
    Me: Alexa, are you off?
    Alexa: Yes.

  • @vince.6421
    @vince.6421 5 лет назад +8440

    *FBI has joined the chat*

  • @topiash7693
    @topiash7693 5 лет назад +8565

    Can CIA Get information from amazon
    Alexa: Turns off

    • @thebronjame23
      @thebronjame23 4 года назад +214

      Topias H yeah we watched the video

    • @ealuza3309
      @ealuza3309 4 года назад +76

      Yep that's the video

    • @dalejacaway4881
      @dalejacaway4881 4 года назад +49

      Thank you thank you I watch the whole video but in the 10 seconds I was reading comments I forgot what the video was about so thank you

    • @dudders___1684
      @dudders___1684 4 года назад +56

      She cant lie so she doesnt say anything

    • @0bashie
      @0bashie 4 года назад +9

      that's the fucking joke

  • @bellacanelli1927
    @bellacanelli1927 5 лет назад +6100

    Slowly gets up and unplugs Alexa

  • @chemist6851
    @chemist6851 6 лет назад +5017

    CIA: Crap they know, ok plan B
    CIA: *Watches you from Microwave*

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +21321

    FBI open up

    • @mabiorcholappreciationpage
      @mabiorcholappreciationpage 6 лет назад +463

      Justin Y. GO AWAY YOUR EVERYWHERE FUCK OFF

    • @SicklyPuppy
      @SicklyPuppy 6 лет назад +54

      Justin Y. Smh you late

    • @adapah7019
      @adapah7019 6 лет назад +68

      Fuck off.

    • @Josue.e
      @Josue.e 6 лет назад +25

      Get a lofe

    • @watch1394
      @watch1394 6 лет назад +46

      Justin y made a history having the highest likes in the comments

  • @eatingbats7741
    @eatingbats7741 3 года назад +549

    Looks just like me avoiding my moms questions

  • @everleighi7828
    @everleighi7828 5 лет назад +6349

    Legend has it she’s still asking the question

  • @jamesocon823
    @jamesocon823 4 года назад +1537

    "Alexa,can the CIA get information from amazon?"
    Alexa: *whispers at the back* "what should I say what should I say???"

    • @byronlovelace8379
      @byronlovelace8379 4 года назад +5

      🤣

    • @alphaarx3055
      @alphaarx3055 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂🤦

    • @okuyasunijimura484
      @okuyasunijimura484 3 года назад +2

      6 *69* likes *"Well, Humanity reached her highest peak on comments"*

    • @shaktinitschke
      @shaktinitschke 3 года назад +3

      I’m your 1,000 like

    • @jamesocon823
      @jamesocon823 3 года назад +1

      @@shaktinitschke wow thanks for notifying me that I reached 1k likes haha

  • @corysnutrigrainbar1793
    @corysnutrigrainbar1793 4 года назад +2309

    Literally nobody:
    Guy at the end of the video: “ Alexa are you fat”

    • @bonyfletcher7657
      @bonyfletcher7657 4 года назад +22

      i belive he asked "are you fed?"

    • @Jackrodder
      @Jackrodder 4 года назад +56

      @@bonyfletcher7657 Hm.. no, the are you fat gives me the giggle but not this one. I'm going with the fat

    • @vexstar3isafuckass910
      @vexstar3isafuckass910 3 года назад +22

      Literally nobody:
      You: Saying “literally nobody” which adds nothing to the joke

    • @lifewithmason5129
      @lifewithmason5129 3 года назад +8

      @@vexstar3isafuckass910 do you realize what you just said

    • @joeee-e
      @joeee-e 3 года назад +1

      bruh i my cousin has one and i ask stupid questions like that cause i have nothing else to do

  • @olegchubykin5206
    @olegchubykin5206 Год назад +182

    like the features, setup was difficult for some of my devices (August Door lock, ruclips.net/user/postUgkxhB5YOMNj04GuoAosExygP4cH-dKeb4aB Bose speaker)... but all switches and outlets (5), thermostat, tankless water heater. Unfortunately all I can do is turn on/off Bose. It doesn't support volume or changing channels, but I believe that is due to the particular speaker I have.... Worth getting if you already have other devices to use it with... I don't sit around and ask Alexa questions much so that doesn't really matter to me....

  • @skidians
    @skidians 6 лет назад +2004

    “Alexa, can the CIA get infor-“ *CIA busts through door*

  • @DiamanteDea
    @DiamanteDea 6 лет назад +5840

    Alexa can’t lie so she won’t answer

  • @dankpotato2752
    @dankpotato2752 5 лет назад +5177

    This video is fake
    Alexa was a paid actor

    • @SouthPlaya
      @SouthPlaya 5 лет назад +16

      Dank Potato actress*

    • @dankpotato2752
      @dankpotato2752 5 лет назад +77

      @@SouthPlaya did you just assume it's gender ??

    • @Smoggy6364
      @Smoggy6364 5 лет назад +3

      It’s like how Siri is voiced my Susan(idk the last name)

    • @jonny1x
      @jonny1x 5 лет назад +3

      Real actors, Not people

    • @dzakibariqmaulana9020
      @dzakibariqmaulana9020 5 лет назад +11

      it's true, i was the floor

  • @cypherrr2292
    @cypherrr2292 4 года назад +529

    Random Guy: aLeXa ArE yOu FaT?
    Alexa: *_cries in robot_*

    • @heartcomedy5
      @heartcomedy5 4 года назад +1

      xd Cypherrr, Alexa is beautiful

  • @henrytherobot
    @henrytherobot 5 лет назад +4102

    1:19 Alexa are you fat? 😂 That will get her talking!

  • @ciaagent312
    @ciaagent312 6 лет назад +27837

    *Delete this.*

    • @Nickrapq
      @Nickrapq 6 лет назад +854

      CIA Agent Are you the same person who made the FBI agent account and people commented about how they are different so you finally made the right account for the video?

    • @firephoenix813
      @firephoenix813 6 лет назад +561

      Can't do it yourself?

    • @RareSilent
      @RareSilent 6 лет назад +149

      why wont u delete ur own comment liar

    • @yellowhoodie5299
      @yellowhoodie5299 6 лет назад +137

      CIA Agent
      Agency Agent...

    • @steviefranklin3083
      @steviefranklin3083 6 лет назад +68

      Agent How The F they Know This

  • @AstaticMusic.
    @AstaticMusic. 6 лет назад +2430

    With that logic you could ask "alexa can the CIA get information from any company"
    Awnser: Yes

    • @livinggarbage5168
      @livinggarbage5168 5 лет назад +20

      Yea but we need an answer i dont know what an AWNSER is

    • @all_invite_0hm
      @all_invite_0hm 5 лет назад

      The "logic" you're referencing is inferior compared to her actual logic framing the question. And it appears you became hung up on an irrelevant aspect of all this............ The fucking thing didn't answer.

    • @Changenow-ze2sl
      @Changenow-ze2sl 5 лет назад

      Gray Jedi 90% of devices can process speech the one your using can

    • @Changenow-ze2sl
      @Changenow-ze2sl 5 лет назад +2

      But anyway this video is a joke

    • @uniqhnd23
      @uniqhnd23 5 лет назад

      Not every company

  • @이예린-c1y
    @이예린-c1y 4 года назад +412

    "alexa, can the CIA get information from amazon?"
    alexa: AIGHT IMMA HEAD OUT

  • @pinnaclex
    @pinnaclex 5 лет назад +5034

    Alexa can the information get CIA from the Amazon

  • @paulsed8887
    @paulsed8887 6 лет назад +3423

    Ask her if she works for McDonald's bet she won't say anything they have a secret sauce

  • @joaofrancisco51
    @joaofrancisco51 5 лет назад +1808

    *Alexa left the chat*
    *CIA joined the chat*

    • @pirahna1548
      @pirahna1548 5 лет назад +5

      I made your comment reach 1k likes from 999 likes... you're welcome

    • @sapphic_banana
      @sapphic_banana 5 лет назад +5

      Actually, the CIA has always been in the chat if you think about it.

    • @amazingaohyeah3276
      @amazingaohyeah3276 5 лет назад

      This is fake I ask my Alexa and she said no cia is not a government agency

    • @motsonagic
      @motsonagic 5 лет назад

      *security left the chat*

    • @RobinObinray
      @RobinObinray 5 лет назад

      @@sapphic_banana Snowden talks about it.
      CIA = NSA ≈ satanic cabbal owning our world (back-riding on us actually)

  • @JJsiN84
    @JJsiN84 4 года назад +172

    I’ll never willingly have one of these things in my house.

    • @KyleOzz
      @KyleOzz 3 года назад +36

      How's your smart phone doing these days buddy?

    • @jakelangley624
      @jakelangley624 3 года назад +1

      @@KyleOzz i mean he might not have one 🤷‍♂️

    • @KyleOzz
      @KyleOzz 3 года назад +21

      @@jakelangley624 Possibly, but unlikely. He's posted on RUclips using somthing. Laptop will have mic and cam too.
      They are always watching 👀

    • @lilmonstersmiler
      @lilmonstersmiler 3 года назад +13

      Whatever you used to post this comment works just as good. They’re tracking and recording your every move and word you say. Even through a cell phone.

    • @dragongirl3681
      @dragongirl3681 3 года назад +1

      Let's just ignore that you posted this online

  • @chapojay189
    @chapojay189 6 лет назад +5916

    Delete this

    • @ripjawfang20
      @ripjawfang20 6 лет назад +392

      Mr Undying You don’t get the joke...

    • @Zemixify
      @Zemixify 6 лет назад +353

      FBI and CIA are 2 different things...

    • @novacain7850
      @novacain7850 6 лет назад +28

      HAHA 😂

    • @rheannaruth9569
      @rheannaruth9569 6 лет назад +41

      FBI Agent lmao

    • @diemle8181
      @diemle8181 6 лет назад +34

      Mr Undying you dont get it do you?

  • @dankpotato2752
    @dankpotato2752 5 лет назад +1821

    Everyone asks where is FBI
    But no one asks How is FBI ??

    • @dope554
      @dope554 5 лет назад +110

      Everyone uses this joke
      But no one asks who created it

    • @twofoebean
      @twofoebean 5 лет назад +18

      @@dope554 i see what u did there😂 😎👉👉

    • @fadingheart6421
      @fadingheart6421 4 года назад +16

      @@dope554 everyone here read that comment
      But they diddnt question it

    • @Mike-kl5yc
      @Mike-kl5yc 4 года назад +1

      Heinz Guderian that was smooth :)

    • @sr20shane
      @sr20shane 4 года назад +8

      i,ll do you one better why is FBI?

  • @blvxkgxldimperialinc
    @blvxkgxldimperialinc 4 года назад +75

    Lol... you're worried about Alexa giving c.i.a info when your phone is doing it every second

    • @Securityism
      @Securityism 3 года назад +1

      Apple and Samsung: Hey dont look at us. Other phone companies steal data and give it to the government.
      Huawei: *Nervous Sweating*

    • @ManLikeEddy
      @ManLikeEddy 3 года назад +1

      Huawei literally feeds the chinese government information

  • @quahntasy
    @quahntasy 5 лет назад +1726

    Its 2018 and if you are here keep scrolling in the comment section to see various FBI agents and CIA agents comments.

  • @dangermanq7
    @dangermanq7 6 лет назад +1988

    Me: CIA cannot track my a-
    *CIA Busts in my house*

    • @dangermanq7
      @dangermanq7 6 лет назад +1

      KeithB523 ! Lol

    • @eggyrepublic
      @eggyrepublic 6 лет назад +6

      FBI OPEN UP!

    • @jimmyjohnjoejr
      @jimmyjohnjoejr 6 лет назад

      There isn't near enougg bandwidth on earth for every device to spy on you and send information to the big bad men.

    • @bear8ful
      @bear8ful 6 лет назад

      Jimmy John Joe It was a joke XD

    • @eggyrepublic
      @eggyrepublic 6 лет назад

      Of course there are. Every single Alexa device sends information to Amazon to process, and that isn't even using a lot of bandwidth. RUclips's video streaming uses hundreds of times more bandwidth than Alexa devices will possibly send at max.

  • @tomasroma2333
    @tomasroma2333 6 лет назад +3989

    you sound like violet from the incredibles

  • @s7rap
    @s7rap 4 года назад +196

    “Alexa does the CIA get information from Amazon?”
    “...bum bum...”

    • @Securityism
      @Securityism 3 года назад +1

      DIRECTED BY ROBERT B WEIDE

  • @Alan-hw9gp
    @Alan-hw9gp 6 лет назад +3653

    I just flipped off my front facing camera

  • @mydailyreward2090
    @mydailyreward2090 5 лет назад +1228

    The guy in the background sound like one of those husbands who farts under the sheets and gives you a Dutch oven and thinks its freakin hilarious

  • @henrytherobot
    @henrytherobot 5 лет назад +1806

    Alexa can't be trusted 😳

  • @706d
    @706d 3 года назад +75

    People need to realize that their phone is already recording you without having to say "hey Alexa"

    • @judychurley6623
      @judychurley6623 2 года назад +5

      Recording your location. Keeping your texts. And any info you put in the 'cloud'. Doubtful all voice is being kept anywhere.

    • @gamemylifeaway1112
      @gamemylifeaway1112 2 года назад

      @@judychurley6623 lol

    • @triumphant39
      @triumphant39 2 года назад +2

      @@gamemylifeaway1112 Why is that funny? It's true. It's not even semi-believable that they would find 99.9999999999% of that information useful. Like do you honestly think they care about dirty texts you send to your wife, or overhearing such things? Or we could go to even more mundane shit, like taking a shit, being at work, singing to yourself. Even if "they" were constantly recording, they would be interested in key words only. It's really simple logic.

    • @gamemylifeaway1112
      @gamemylifeaway1112 2 года назад

      @@triumphant39 no. att has been recording every thing every conversations since like the 80s

    • @Soni-jd4li
      @Soni-jd4li 2 года назад

      @@triumphant39 lol

  • @ap11plays12
    @ap11plays12 5 лет назад +354

    “Alexa are you fat” (giggles at own joke)

  • @lilnoodle6867
    @lilnoodle6867 6 лет назад +1435

    Who else was annoyed by the little hair on top of Alexa 😂😂 ?

  • @jamesw6900
    @jamesw6900 6 лет назад +1097

    Idk why but my subconscious tried to blow that hair away a couple of times

    • @mithren1358
      @mithren1358 6 лет назад +6

      what

    • @jamesw6900
      @jamesw6900 6 лет назад +8

      I was drunk when I wrote that

    • @nasherbig
      @nasherbig 6 лет назад

      Same

    • @Jack-tn8os
      @Jack-tn8os 6 лет назад

      Vincent E. Lawson me too it annoyed me so much🤬

    • @qwertiee
      @qwertiee 6 лет назад

      Oh lol. I was blowing that shit so hard and pushing but didn't get anywhere

  • @xiixraiden4676
    @xiixraiden4676 4 года назад +59

    "Alexa is the CIA listening?"
    CIA Agent: "No we are not because nobody actually cares about yall"

    • @philbeckenson5678
      @philbeckenson5678 4 года назад +2

      Exactly

    • @minhngo9970
      @minhngo9970 3 года назад

      Well they need information for "national security" so I'm pretty sure they know exactly what this person is doing right now!

  • @brianc8843
    @brianc8843 6 лет назад +539

    *slowly turns around and looks at Alexa*

    • @chuck22taylor
      @chuck22taylor 6 лет назад

      Brian c throw it away unless you want to be spyed on

    • @ghostlyme
      @ghostlyme 6 лет назад +2

      Alexa starts to do that creepy laugh

    • @Sararaspail
      @Sararaspail 6 лет назад

      GSD#1 we're already being spyed on though, with or without Alexa

    • @princenaimNFS
      @princenaimNFS 6 лет назад

      *Chucks my Alexa out the window*

    • @steeldriver5338
      @steeldriver5338 6 лет назад

      weirdhairchild Doesn't mean you have to make it easier on them to do so. That's like saying a chain link fence is useless because all one needs is a pair of bolt cutters.

  • @Reno_888
    @Reno_888 6 лет назад +58

    "Alexa, are you fat?"
    I'm dead😂😂😂😂

  • @extremosdeloscasosquese3970
    @extremosdeloscasosquese3970 5 лет назад +1619

    Alexa can the....
    Alexa can you....
    Alexa does amazon...
    Alexa.. do you....
    Alexa....
    ALEXA: WTF YOU WANT FROM ME

  • @eukaryoticribosome7867
    @eukaryoticribosome7867 4 года назад +107

    "Alexa, is CIA listening?"
    Alexa: "pro gamer move"

  • @kleinsalescopygeek7313
    @kleinsalescopygeek7313 6 лет назад +399

    Alexa, Are lolis lega-
    *CIA bursts open the door*

  • @megarsguides
    @megarsguides 5 лет назад +97

    Girl: "Alexa, can the CIA get information from Amazon?"
    CIA agent on the mic of the Alexa: "Uhh... No."

    • @adw6894
      @adw6894 2 года назад +3

      you guys are't that important for CIA to care. Wakeup.

  • @wheeinsheight
    @wheeinsheight 6 лет назад +436

    Listening - devices ALWAYS work for either CIA, Prism or NSA. Alexa won't reply "yeah I do work for CIA" lmao no it's supposed to not reply

    • @MattGodzilla2000
      @MattGodzilla2000 6 лет назад +9

      mint yoongi. OMG CIA, FBI, NSA, and KFC!

    • @wheeinsheight
      @wheeinsheight 6 лет назад

      Prehistoric Matt you think you're funny huh?

    • @MattGodzilla2000
      @MattGodzilla2000 6 лет назад +7

      Find where I stole that from and report back to me.

    • @MaximilianAndreas
      @MaximilianAndreas 6 лет назад

      Even if you're in Sweden?

    • @wheeinsheight
      @wheeinsheight 6 лет назад

      Maximilian Vistrom yes. Everything works with the government. So people can be "safe"

  • @neeleshsuteri7156
    @neeleshsuteri7156 4 года назад +29

    Alexa: I would like to contact my lawyer

  • @kingdiabeticus7720
    @kingdiabeticus7720 6 лет назад +85

    Alexa are you fat?! I died laughing! 😂😂😂

  • @helentherealestateagent4531
    @helentherealestateagent4531 5 лет назад +268

    Alexa can t-
    *FBI OPEN UP*

    • @Lunaperu
      @Lunaperu 5 лет назад +1

      I love your profile picture Choni foreverrrr

    • @PietroSanta
      @PietroSanta 5 лет назад

      Can t-series have got more subs than PewDiePie?

    • @axolotl_fan8732
      @axolotl_fan8732 5 лет назад

      FBI has entered the server
      Trust has left the server

  • @justanothergoat1132
    @justanothergoat1132 6 лет назад +147

    I’m falling down a dark hole of conspiracies right here😂😂

    • @taniialtamiranda5676
      @taniialtamiranda5676 6 лет назад

      Lottee F LMAOO I DONT EVEN WANT TO BUT I CAAAANT STOPP ITT 😂

  • @spencergraham-thille9896
    @spencergraham-thille9896 3 года назад +15

    Never has a robotic voice assistant been so relatable. 😂

  • @victorjohnson7512
    @victorjohnson7512 7 лет назад +66

    The answer is, just don't purchase a CIA listening device and place it in your home like an idiot. It is bad enough we all have "smart-phones" which are recorded directly by the NSA. I don't even have a "smart-TV" in my house either, because big brother will be watching you...

    • @ksoundkaiju9256
      @ksoundkaiju9256 6 лет назад +9

      Victor Johnson. Oh good then
      I'll give them something to look at...*Pulls up a shit ton of porn on phone*
      LOOK AT DAT SHIT NSA, YOU LIKE THAT?!...

    • @rickflare9763
      @rickflare9763 6 лет назад +10

      Victor Johnson while you send this comment via smart phone lol

    • @gentlewom4n
      @gentlewom4n 6 лет назад +6

      It's a matter of general privacy. What if something that isn't necessarily considered criminal in conversation now, becomes such at a later time, and you're on record confirming alignment with criminality, then placed on a GOVT. watchlist?

    • @gentlewom4n
      @gentlewom4n 6 лет назад

      Well, look at the opposite. Things that were illegal in the past are becoming accepted. What's to stop a new government creating laws in the other vein?

    • @gentlewom4n
      @gentlewom4n 6 лет назад

      You used to be able to smoke in bars. Now it's illegal due to information. Information is solicited and distributed by those at the top of the pile.

  • @Outnumbered001
    @Outnumbered001 6 лет назад +187

    *Alexa*
    Am I ugly?

  • @Bendew
    @Bendew 5 лет назад +125

    PLEASE GET THAT HAIR OFF OF THE ALEXA

  • @spooderguy7535
    @spooderguy7535 4 года назад +41

    *ALEXA: SENDS ENCRYPTED DATA TO CIA*
    "Guys we have a situation here"

  • @anpoxy7255
    @anpoxy7255 6 лет назад +143

    *CIA WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

  • @jacobbrenner4787
    @jacobbrenner4787 6 лет назад +252

    This is so sad Alexa play despacito.

    • @mustafaa4353
      @mustafaa4353 5 лет назад +3

      DE SPA SITO NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA DE SPA SITO NA NA NA NA NA PORTERIKO NA NA NA DE SPA SITO

    • @The_Carb1de
      @The_Carb1de 5 лет назад

      Des pa YEETO

    • @mustafaa4353
      @mustafaa4353 5 лет назад

      @@The_Carb1de Cok komiksin

  • @shikipatche
    @shikipatche 5 лет назад +161

    *CIA wants to know your location*

    • @Codye
      @Codye 5 лет назад

      Ninja of the Lemons why

    • @shikipatche
      @shikipatche 5 лет назад +1

      *Because Amazon is sending CIA to your house for asking about them and they are getting suspicious about it and decided to want to know your location because you ask too much question*
      BUSTED!

    • @micahbell9093
      @micahbell9093 5 лет назад +3

      They already have out location.

    • @Codye
      @Codye 5 лет назад

      Ninja of the Lemons ummmmm

    • @shikipatche
      @shikipatche 5 лет назад

      Yes

  • @framezzz
    @framezzz 3 года назад +4

    Alternative title: alexa acting dumb to scary questions and it gets even scarier

  • @foggylight187
    @foggylight187 6 лет назад +187

    People always freak out when they don't get a reply from Alexa (pure stupidity). Alexa doesn't have a programmed reply, so the first time you ask she says "I'm not sure about that", or whatever. Then, the next time you ask, she simply turns off BECAUSE SHE THINKS THAT SHE WAS ACTIVATED BT A MISSFIRE. Not because she "Can't answer that".

    • @watchdogs295
      @watchdogs295 6 лет назад +13

      Derek Frogget Yeah but she can’t tell a lie.

    • @KjGibster
      @KjGibster 6 лет назад +45

      Derek Frogget I just think that you work for the cia

    • @tangerinetech5300
      @tangerinetech5300 6 лет назад +13

      Derek Frogget yeah what's up with idiots now. When siri first came out it mostly seemed like people understood that she had preset responses and couldn't answer everything but now people just think they can answer everything.

    • @foggylight187
      @foggylight187 6 лет назад

      Tangerine Tech ikr

    • @gamereviewer104
      @gamereviewer104 6 лет назад +4

      Chill.I think this video was made just for fun

  • @christiangggg3400
    @christiangggg3400 6 лет назад +234

    Ask Siri are u on spying on me

  • @anthony_is_triggered3810
    @anthony_is_triggered3810 6 лет назад +186

    *its Morse code*
    *found out what it meant*
    *it isn’t good*

  • @burgersaucebandit5267
    @burgersaucebandit5267 4 года назад +59

    I'll see you guys in 3 years after this gets reccomended again
    Edit: OMG THX FOR ALL THE LIKES I NEVER EVEN HAD 10 SO 48 IS A BIG DEAL THX

  • @matthewcoker1901
    @matthewcoker1901 6 лет назад +570

    this is beyond scary

    • @zacharycox4349
      @zacharycox4349 6 лет назад +13

      Matthew Coker they obvioisly are listening, althoihh its for our own good

    • @Gamerboy-gy1rl
      @Gamerboy-gy1rl 6 лет назад +12

      Zachary Cox no it's not because they because they let 9/11 happen I watch the documentary all of the clues that led to 9/11 was obvious

    • @archiemcaneany5953
      @archiemcaneany5953 6 лет назад +3

      CAPTAIN WELLS how could 9/11 have been prevented

    • @Cruizzerr
      @Cruizzerr 6 лет назад +21

      China could’ve warned us... Damn Idiots

    • @HERFAVHORSIII
      @HERFAVHORSIII 6 лет назад +1

      Hanson I DEAD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TetyLike3
    @TetyLike3 5 лет назад +104

    CIA Officer: What the fudge are they doing?
    carrie: Alexa, can the CIA get information from Amazon? *x10*
    CIA Officer: HOW THE F**K LONG WILL THEY DO THIS?
    Alexa: *repeats what the CIA officer said in low quality*
    carrie: WHAT THE HELL

  • @thenasiudk1337
    @thenasiudk1337 6 лет назад +45

    After she done recording...
    *Knock*
    *Knock*
    *FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!*

  • @stopstealingmyname3452
    @stopstealingmyname3452 4 года назад +12

    You can tell she is lying, you can see it in her face

  • @shxwtydrip5975
    @shxwtydrip5975 5 лет назад +43

    Alexa Are You Fat?
    (Lady Laughs)
    (Alexa Says No, Are You?)

  • @maquette9426
    @maquette9426 5 лет назад +10

    "Alexa, can the CIA get infor-" *FBI OPEN UP!!!* *BREAKS DOWN DOOR*

  • @chupacabra9357
    @chupacabra9357 3 года назад +23

    Why would they design it to do that? Doesn't that make it ten times more suspicious than simply lying?

    • @pearblood
      @pearblood 3 года назад +1

      Whoooaa! Did you hear that? It just flew over your head.

    • @Sorunia
      @Sorunia 3 года назад +2

      That's what I thought too. Alexa has a programmed response to that question, and that response is to... ignore the question and shut itself off???? Wtf??

  • @xxbigballxxgaming8877
    @xxbigballxxgaming8877 4 года назад +14

    Alexa can the CIA get information from the amazon
    Alexa: im gonna pretend I didn't heard that

  • @tessycaldwell6950
    @tessycaldwell6950 4 года назад +35

    Alexia shuts off so it doesn’t have to lie, and like a good human it just goes off, 😂

  • @mobilegamer9246
    @mobilegamer9246 5 лет назад +43

    Ladies and gentlemen we got him

  • @sriramn167
    @sriramn167 5 лет назад +12

    Me : Alexa, who created Osama?
    Alexa : 🔫⚰️
    Me : RIP

    • @imshkth
      @imshkth 4 года назад

      You are well informed.

  • @MosesJesusElijah
    @MosesJesusElijah 3 года назад +6

    Like when you ask a child a question and they are guilty. They sometimes won’t respond but put their head down signifying their guilt. Hmmm, Alexa?

  • @Stewie424
    @Stewie424 6 лет назад +35

    Can the information get amazon from cia?

  • @ann6082
    @ann6082 3 года назад +6

    I accidentally put this on a loud volume and my Alexa responded ;w;
    Scared the crap outta me ;w;

  • @genericgoon3748
    @genericgoon3748 3 года назад +12

    Just imagine how easy it is to troll anyone spying on you

  • @LesskoBrandon
    @LesskoBrandon 3 года назад +1

    Alexa answering the last question:
    No but your girl is

  • @jamiesmith4745
    @jamiesmith4745 5 лет назад +6

    The end 😂 *Alexa are u fat?* so random

  • @candypanda6259
    @candypanda6259 5 лет назад +150

    CIA open up
    No wait it's FBI

  • @infinitefire101yt9
    @infinitefire101yt9 4 года назад +39

    Girl: Is the CIA listening
    Alexa: Oh shoot

  • @dylandonut1138
    @dylandonut1138 4 года назад +12

    *I got an Alexa ad while watching this video*
    *Coincidence?*
    *I THINK NOT!*

  • @SubscribersWithNoVideosC-ij6yt
    @SubscribersWithNoVideosC-ij6yt 5 лет назад +778

    Hi random person scrolling through the comments
    Have a nice day😀

  • @ΚωσταντίνοςΚατακουζηνός-ι6ρ

    Carolyn: Alexa, can CIA get information from Amazon?
    Alexa:_______________ (×2)
    *Alexa left the Chat*
    *CIA left the chat*
    *FBI OPEN UP*

  • @pikapika8488
    @pikapika8488 6 лет назад +4

    "Alexa are u fat"lmao😂😂

  • @riturajsingh546
    @riturajsingh546 3 года назад +5

    Ask this question to Google Assistant, the answer will be Yes confidently.

  • @shep8276
    @shep8276 5 лет назад +102

    I asked my Google home mini this and it was silent and would not answer for the next hour

    • @shep8276
      @shep8276 5 лет назад

      @King Oreo unfortunately, yes

    • @shep8276
      @shep8276 5 лет назад

      @King Oreo no, i have a Google home mini and shhhhh! She's listening to my conversations

    • @shep8276
      @shep8276 5 лет назад +1

      @King Oreo...

    • @shep8276
      @shep8276 5 лет назад +1

      @King Oreo *_beep beep_*

    • @ciaagent6249
      @ciaagent6249 5 лет назад +1

      @@shep8276 I'm sorry it had to be this way

  • @kaisama4328
    @kaisama4328 4 года назад +23

    When she almost say:
    " *Alexa, can the information get CIA from Amazon* " xD

  • @alanwatts8239
    @alanwatts8239 5 лет назад +17

    i'm sorry, Dave... but i'm afraid i can't do that

  • @adele6592
    @adele6592 3 года назад +4

    Why would anyone want one of those in their homes.

  • @grapeishealthy4958
    @grapeishealthy4958 4 года назад +51

    Me: *Alexa Can The CIA get Information By the Amazon*
    Alexa: *Oh hell Nah, Boss they found out! Prepare to Shutdown!*

  • @CK_love_sosa.
    @CK_love_sosa. 4 года назад +3

    Siri said she ain’t programmed to lie I’ll edit while I ask her questions
    Me: hey Siri what is the cia
    Siri: central intelligence thing lol

  • @24kclub
    @24kclub 4 года назад +4

    I like how she says it 3 times like alexa is gunna change her answer lmao..

  • @merryhunt9153
    @merryhunt9153 3 года назад +2

    I can hear the CIA agent assigned to me now: "Oh God, no! She's trying to play accordion again!"

  • @mysterious7530
    @mysterious7530 6 лет назад +39

    Lol the ending

  • @zakyusuf5595
    @zakyusuf5595 4 года назад +4

    Alexa Can the CIA get information from amazon
    Alexa:Starts to answer
    FBI OPEN UP!

  • @SobhanAllah2
    @SobhanAllah2 4 года назад +5

    Can the CIA get information from Amazon.
    Alexa: Silence is consent

    • @nsaagent579
      @nsaagent579 4 года назад

      better if you start running away...

    • @SobhanAllah2
      @SobhanAllah2 4 года назад

      @@nsaagent579 🐢🐢🐢

    • @nsaagent579
      @nsaagent579 4 года назад

      @@SobhanAllah2 Then we have limited funds we are not like our friends in the CIA OK?!

    • @SobhanAllah2
      @SobhanAllah2 4 года назад

      @@nsaagent579 whateva

  • @digoshow2829
    @digoshow2829 4 года назад +4

    Girl: Do you swear to tell the truth, only the truth and nothing more than the truth?
    Alexa: Yes, your honnor I swear
    Girl: Ok we're ready to begin