S1 Ep05-D-i-v-o-r-c-e

Date night for Dan and Roseanne turns into a brush with divorce, after they run into an old friend who has just been through one. Dan begins to fear the worst about their marriage and decides to put their relationship under a microscope. After a lot of "what ifs" they come to the conclusion that there's hope for them after all. Meanwhile, Roseanne's sister Jackie inadvertently forgets she promised to baby-sit the kids.

[@cupcakes7015]

Jackie had a key and they didn't know it😂😂😂😂

[@tightlipped01]

LOL i love aunt Jackie shes awesome. Wish i had an aunt like that!

[@stuartcrigan8528]

I wish I was her husband

[@sdlock83]

Not "Aunt" Jackie anymore. The kids just calls her Jackie in The Conners.

[@deegreen7868]

I'd forgotten how cute D.J was, when he was young.

[@brianjude6789]

02:38

[@brianjude6789]

2:33

[@karlastafford9623]

He was adorable.

[@kris242]

Darlene had mad respect for her aunt in that final shot 😂

[@Mr12tom1234]

That was hilarious when Jackie scared Becky, Darlene and D.J. from behind.

[@88Doug]

Jackie was a great cooky aunt!

[@christopherrussell1394]

"You're late..." lol

[@joeheid4757]

What a great show. The early ones were awesome.

[@jamesdooling4139]

This is how you raise a family.

[@immahillbilly3728]

The way how Jackie scream tho lol

[@karlastafford9623]

And there ya go ! Becky and Darlene had their heart attack and it was caused by aunt Jackie. 😂

[@mckfrr]

And dj was in charge because both of his sisters are dead. 😆

[@suzeb7005]

Jackie was always a legend Sis & Aunty

[@mtaylor7311]

"Utah housewife stabs husband 37 times" " I Edmeyer her restraint 😂

[@KarmicOmen]

M Taylor Who's Ed Meyer? 🤣 It's admire.

[@kaayb3243]

I’m sorry but Ed Meyer? 😂😂😂 mercyyy

[@TL2354]

Who was Ed Meyer?

[@annepurcell4495]

@@KarmicOmen - Oscar's younger brother, lol.

[@laceyrose2636]

Remember Darlene said to David she heard a story about a wife who stabbed her cheating husband about 5 or 600 times , you know until her hand cramped up , lol so yes restraint

[@Kyle78965]

did you see how they all jumped!? lmfao!!

[@timafiggy]

Gotta love' 86

[@TL2354]

What does ‘86 have to do with this?

[@Mr.EmeraldTheGreen]

I don’t love ‘86 and what in the h*ll does that have to do with this??

[@timafiggy]

@@Mr.EmeraldTheGreen if you were born after that , go away. Not answering Rhetoricals.

[@zanemarte9877]

This episode of Roseanne was used in place of the delayed Game 3 of the 1989 World Series after the Loma Prieta Earthquake hit.

[@timbartschwolfman]

Correct
This was an Emergency Backup Plan

[@bebaylamas07]

I used 2 watch this show lol

[@cruzloera4931]

Aw I remember dj being little but not Darlene or becky

[@jennyoneill8497]

Pilot episode had a different dj

[@orctits7303]

I like Michael fishman much better as DJ than pilot DJ

[@karlastafford9623]

@@orctits7303 I like him better also.

[@babygiraffe123]

I had an aunt who passed away when I was little, and from some of the stories I've been told about her, I get the feeling she would have been this type of aunt if she were still alive. ❤😅

[@musicaltheatergeek79]

They were being rather flippant about that woman stabbing her husband 37 times.

[@jesse_king_of]

LOVE SARAH GILBERT!!!!!!!!!!

[@HikeForLife23]

Not anymore

[@sangria-margarita]

Yeah she’s an annoying feminist now

[@kennybegeske8824]

Date Night

[@adrianagonzalezreza8724]

Where can I see the complete episodes?

[@FacebookQueen]

If she had a key this whole time why didn’t she just come in?

[@stonewallperformance]

Because it’s all about making an entrance! 😅

[@karensmith3601]

c.p.s ,its different names and rules in different areas in the world.

[@tammiejohnson6823]

Roseanne is the best show of all times outside I Love Lucy love myself so roll bad and Lucy imagine they were met that would been so damn funny instead Lucy and Ethel Lucy and Roseanne

[@tammiejohnson6823]

Excuse my writing I am

[@TL2354]

Try English next time

[@cameroncook5012]

Wait how did Jackie get inside the house

[@Hawkeyemedia340]

how did Jackie get in the house

[@joancarr5812]

Yes

[@tiffanymarkins9758]

What season and episode is the one that Becky and her friend get drunk

[@kenhollis6197]

I believe it's season two. It's called One For the Road.

[@TrackerNeil]

If a modern parent left a 14-year-old, a twelve-year-old, and a nine-year-old by themselves, somebody'd call Child Protective Services. And the violent crime rate was higher then!

[@jessiejames7492]

why then do parents leacve their babies with 12 year olds to babysit. complete strangers too..

[@TrackerNeil]

I'm not sure what point you're making here. MY point is that Roseanne and Dan made a perfectly sensible choice that, by today's paranoid standards, could land them in jail.

[@oooh19]

Yea people just don't want to be accountable for their own actions yet they're butting into others' business! And DJ was 5 or 6 not 9.

[@BeeKee404]

Becky was 13, Darlene was 11 or 10 and dj was 7 or 6.

[@Padmepotter4986]

You're an idiot. 14 year olds baby-sit all the time and no one calls child protective services. Please don't reproduce.

[@charleneoneill4729]

Oh my lord

[@karensmith3601]

lol

[@bethclay476]

😃

[@MonicaMariaMcLean]

I am 40years old

[@user-bf7vz2mi9c]

I wayt you too. War shorts

[@Wenis_Prinkle87]

This is s1 e3 not 5

[@karenraposo]

this episode is so cut .... so many parts missing

[@TL2354]

Wow, really? I through all episodes were less than 5 minutes

[@lynnecrisp]

Wrong title

[@joancarr5812]

Your late

[@RastafariPoet]

ROH
F'ing
ZANN

[@edball4906]

ROH
FING
ZANN

[@monicamariamclean2198]

I'm 38 now