“Was he fucking serious with that thing? Big E is in there, Mortarion is in there, fuckin Jaghatai’s gonna hear about that boof one way or the other. How does he think anyone could forgive that?” - Robute Guilliman
Guilliman in 40k could use a bit of that ultrimareefer to take the edge off. Bro doesn't have a rotation, he just smokes the whole blunt alone in his off time
Vulkan would be the guy who gives you a pipe easily worth more than all your glass when you say "Oh I didn't show up with my bowl" Then when you give it back, he insists you keep it
We need an artwork of zooted beyound believe primarch line ups with the host, chilling out and doing shit while zooted. Man, that will be amazing. Imagine the possebilities.
I love how at some point every conversation degenerates into wheezes, chuckles and vain attempts to speak through laughter… also how a tangent became a very thoughtful humble discussion about a very sad subject
Has anyone tried smoking an ork blunt? Cush and magic 'shrooms is the craziest shit ever. And would be one of the craziest shit things Lorgar would try
I fucking love how arthur is literally making everyone die of laughter the entire time. Like this might just be the most ive heard the guys luagh in a podcast episode
I can see it as a torture for Angron: the way is brain is wired (literaly) because of how the nails maimed is brain lowering or damping is anger would be incredibly more painful than normal. He canot enjoy anything without getting a backlash so imagine him under mind numbing drugs, is nail would go crazy.
Magnus The Red seems like he would know strains that didnt even exist yet, know how to grow em, everything. He'd probably even know all the latin names for those strains. But the moment that dude starts even touching a roach card or the sheet the game is over. The galaxy is burning.
I love the turn the conversation takes towards the end of the episode and it's encouraging to hear about people who are also recovering addicts. I'm like 7 or 8 months off nicotine and I know I'm someone who gets addicted to things so thank you so much for covering that topic in this episode and in a healthy way.
Thank you guys for doing your segment on addiction. While I personally haven't participate in smoking weed I have struggled with addictions of my own. I appreciate hearing your experiences with weed because it gave me insight on interactions I've had with friends who do consume weed. I love that you guys have fun and entertaining podcasts that can have real meaningful topics incorporated into it. But seriously Aaron, how could put the Khan in your blunt rotation.
It be cool if you guys made a "what if" ep. For example, what if Traizen collected Abbydon for his gallery. Regardless thank you muppets for the laughs!
Dune navigators had the spice. The Navis Nobilite has some sticky Thai on sticks. Their third eye always needs Visine. ...we call this blend "The Commissar" because it blows your head off. I figure Corvus is one of those people who leaves their goddamned windows open on a breezy day, and from the street, you go...heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey. Shadowkush. Le sigh. With how red their eyes always are, the Salamanders probably have a relic from Vulkan. The Eternal Burning Finger of Nepal. Maybe the 2nd and the 11th got ahold of that orange flower. Lorgar's pilgrimage to the Eye of Terror...bud run.
You invite Guilliman because he brings the best snacks and remembers to order the pizza before they smoke up Perturabo is the guy you invite because you hope their sister will tag along Lorgar is bringing the good stuff. You invite Kahn and Russ because they'll cause a fun adventure to the corner store between round 2 & 3 Kurze will bring the 10 lb bag of sour patch kids
Alpharius/Omegon is obviously the type of dude that once zooted enough is gonna go on an endless rant about government conspiracies, MKUltra(obviously Ultramarines were behind it), Critical Genocide Theory etc. and is gonna interrupt anyone just to throw in his theories.
So I dropped a list on After Dark Podcast a few weeks back, but that was how all of the Primarchs landed on this and not my personal favorite list. I would have my rotation be Khan, Russ, Vulkan, and Fulgrim and we would hot box Purterabo and the Lion in the hopes of properly adjusting their personalities.
Uzbekistan - Scythian warlord who was buried with several multi-pound bales of medical grade hemp along with gold statues that no one knows how to make in present day.
Nah, Curze is the kind that "gets way more creative" when he smokes, like he's hitting the blunt while copying the reservoir dogs scene with stuck in the middle playin. Really loosens him to express himself 😂
I would bring horus, just because he is a really good allrounder. Then comes russ, to get the good times going. 3rd is jagathai, too keep the party going and he and horus can keep russ in check, 4th is guillotinemenorah, for he brings the ultracush and has perfectly planned out when what snacks are to come in and at what rate a new one should be rolled. Finally comes in sanguinius, cause he's not just chill, but also brings in enough ladies for everyone and (unlike fulgrim) does not make a point of keeping them to himself😂
My 5 would be Perturabo, Dorn, Vulkan, Magnus and Mortarion I see perturabo taking the blunt and the only effects you can see is his eyes get a bit red and he gets hungry, however each time you check on him, there is a grown by pile of trash and plates. Sooner or later he’s gonna eat a plate After that Perturabo would be a man on pure instincts, his intrusive thoughts would take full control. “This house would look better with solar panels…I’ll be back” You would have to trick Dorn into getting high, like through most likely brownies or candies. His high would be him slowly realizing he’s high and not knowing how to deal with it. Vulkan would bring the brownies, but these are made specifically for him and his proportions. Inevitably someone will eat one brownie and be totally out of it. Magnus will do an old man Henderson, he would take an old ancient book, rip out the pages and use those for the wrappings.
Damn, i was already planning on leaving a comment asking if the great arthur would ever return to the podcast. I see my dreams have been answered already
Circle would totally be Vulkan, Jaghatai, Leman and hear me out Corvus. Vulkan would in a split second roll up the most masterfully beautiful joint. Sober, Corvus would be a big downer, but after a few pulls on Fenrisian weed, he'd also be the guy to tell some crazy stories/ideas that leave your mind blown. Worst circle... Konrad, Mortarion, Dorn, and Angron. Roboute is neutral, not the funnest, but if you get in the mood for a snack and he's got the munchies logistics locked down. Quick deliveries with Ultra Eats 😆
Robert girlyman would defend hybrids RG "Craftworld weed if great" Dorn "how do you know" Rg "no reason" Fulgrim grinning maliciously oh there's a reason Feel free to add to convo
The lion(40K), vulkan, khan,alpharius, and me. we just literally would be vibing it would be that shit where you are all sitting in silence and every 5-10 months someone goes damn that’s fire weed
I'm sorry, Angron isn't eating the kush or anything like that, he's ignoring the blunt to smoke the PCP he got Fulgrim to buy him then he's gonna bend my knees backwards and eat my teeth
Tom’s blunt rotation group would PLAN to play CoD: Zombies. But so much tomfuckery and clashing personalities and conversations would ensue, that they’d never even make it past the Xbox home screen
For real if a regular human can roll good blunts you don’t need Dorn (boring AF if you were stoned) and Perty (insecure AF, exacerbated by being stoned). Khan is chill and has good stories, Magnus will be down to play whatever games you got, Corvus is laid back and will play cool music (even if he doesn’t speak that much) and Vulk-Daddy got the uplifting affirmations!
Am I crazy or have Red and Arthur never been in the same episode? Conspiracy theory: Mr. Bones and Red are the same person a la Superman/Clark Kent logic
Imagine if smoking weed temporarily cured Curze's insanity and the goal becomes figure out how to permastone a Primarch
Pure thc drip fed into in spinal cord
Nah Curze is so fucked up the moment THC hits his system his body just goes full fent mode
Alternatively give him LSD for the ego death
The Boofer's Nails.
Caul needs to make a new astartes organ.
Magnus the Red asked to leave Council of Nikaea after rolling ‘worst blunt ever’
Also, Magnus would be the guy who insists on you all listening to his beats when he gets the aux
And then he went to the local Burger King
“Was he fucking serious with that thing? Big E is in there, Mortarion is in there, fuckin Jaghatai’s gonna hear about that boof one way or the other. How does he think anyone could forgive that?”
- Robute Guilliman
Hearing Arthur send everyone into laughing fits brings me joy.
it was surreal learning that his name isnt Arthur
Guilliman in 40k could use a bit of that ultrimareefer to take the edge off. Bro doesn't have a rotation, he just smokes the whole blunt alone in his off time
What fucking off time?
He takes a drag between stacks of paper work then goes back on the hell grind.
@Murmarine the few spare seconds he gets in the week
Holy shit, featured on mini of the week and it's the primarch rotation episode. I could not ask for a better Friday. I'm geeked.
Vulkan would be the guy who gives you a pipe easily worth more than all your glass when you say "Oh I didn't show up with my bowl"
Then when you give it back, he insists you keep it
Guy even handcrafts it right there for you.
@@galbert117 using just bare hands, no tools..
@@lavatun you don't even see him use any process either. He just moves his hands around the materials & forms it.
@@galbert117 Just pulls out a solid block of glass, waves his hand over it and reveals the finished pipe
@@coliimusic I like to imagine him grabbing a block of glass then forming it like a snowball into your pipe
We need an artwork of zooted beyound believe primarch line ups with the host, chilling out and doing shit while zooted. Man, that will be amazing. Imagine the possebilities.
I imagine Curze would either be really chill or even worse, no in between
Where is Conrad: 420 edition
Angron would stuff his mouth full, take one of those creme brulee torches, then just hold it to his mouth breathing in.
Just imagining him like, angry breathing in smoke with lit leaves in his mouth
@@crushingcrusader736most sane Angron daily activity
Angron wouldn't smoke weed though, he'd be on crack and meth 24/7 364.
@@kieranhoward8745one day a year to recover?
This episode just reminded me of the short I saw a while ago with Lion and Roboute smoking the ultra-boof
This shit slew Sanguinius. This boof opened the Cicatrix Maledictum. Abaddon had to pass the blunt 12 times before he could puff puff pass
Love me some Voxcast to Nowhere. Wish they’d publish more
"Munitorum Mids"
I know nothing about weed culture or slang, but the idea of Perturabo eating the roach sends my sides into orbit.
I love how at some point every conversation degenerates into wheezes, chuckles and vain attempts to speak through laughter… also how a tangent became a very thoughtful humble discussion about a very sad subject
OH MY GOD.
The orks are hallucinations. The mushrooms are an extremely evolved hallucinogenic fungi.
Has anyone tried smoking an ork blunt? Cush and magic 'shrooms is the craziest shit ever. And would be one of the craziest shit things Lorgar would try
Magnus, Jaghatai, Sanguinius and Vulkan are people to have in the group.
Agreed but I'd swap leman fir sangy
You do NOT want to be around a Sanguinius with the munchies.
@@jipowap Yeah I'd switch out Sanguinius for idk maybe Crovus?? It might switch up his mood for the better maybe get some interesting poems this time.
"Alpharius" is chillin smokin with the boys, so "alpharius" can sneak in and steal your social security and credit card information
I had to stop half an hour or so in to look up wtf Dracula flow is, I do not regret it at all.
AHHHHH!... im making to much money!
Stoner Fishing Dad Ferrus Mannus is the kind of meme i come here for.
I fucking love how arthur is literally making everyone die of laughter the entire time. Like this might just be the most ive heard the guys luagh in a podcast episode
the entire Arthnor segment about Ahriman being a 40 year-old white woman about wine had me in tears
Wait Arthur's Name Is -Cameron- Connor??
The end of the podcast went hella into the feels
I can imagine Loretta walking up and Snatching a Zoot from a Primary before going back to Angron to put him in time out
I can see it as a torture for Angron: the way is brain is wired (literaly) because of how the nails maimed is brain lowering or damping is anger would be incredibly more painful than normal.
He canot enjoy anything without getting a backlash so imagine him under mind numbing drugs, is nail would go crazy.
Magnus The Red seems like he would know strains that didnt even exist yet, know how to grow em, everything. He'd probably even know all the latin names for those strains. But the moment that dude starts even touching a roach card or the sheet the game is over. The galaxy is burning.
Yeah, bruh is burning it at the end of the blunt, muthafukka's smokin' the galaxy
I love the turn the conversation takes towards the end of the episode and it's encouraging to hear about people who are also recovering addicts. I'm like 7 or 8 months off nicotine and I know I'm someone who gets addicted to things so thank you so much for covering that topic in this episode and in a healthy way.
Thank you guys for doing your segment on addiction. While I personally haven't participate in smoking weed I have struggled with addictions of my own. I appreciate hearing your experiences with weed because it gave me insight on interactions I've had with friends who do consume weed. I love that you guys have fun and entertaining podcasts that can have real meaningful topics incorporated into it.
But seriously Aaron, how could put the Khan in your blunt rotation.
It be cool if you guys made a "what if" ep. For example, what if Traizen collected Abbydon for his gallery.
Regardless thank you muppets for the laughs!
Alpharius would be good for cod zombies he would know about the most convoluted bulshit easter eggs
That mf knows the undiscovered EE and will not tell us.
Dune navigators had the spice. The Navis Nobilite has some sticky Thai on sticks. Their third eye always needs Visine.
...we call this blend "The Commissar" because it blows your head off.
I figure Corvus is one of those people who leaves their goddamned windows open on a breezy day, and from the street, you go...heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey. Shadowkush. Le sigh.
With how red their eyes always are, the Salamanders probably have a relic from Vulkan. The Eternal Burning Finger of Nepal.
Maybe the 2nd and the 11th got ahold of that orange flower.
Lorgar's pilgrimage to the Eye of Terror...bud run.
1:09:08 Roasting EVERYBODY Alive, but draws the line at Argel Tal...fair lol
*I was not expecting nude Moots at the end, but I'm not disappointed XD
You invite Guilliman because he brings the best snacks and remembers to order the pizza before they smoke up
Perturabo is the guy you invite because you hope their sister will tag along
Lorgar is bringing the good stuff.
You invite Kahn and Russ because they'll cause a fun adventure to the corner store between round 2 & 3
Kurze will bring the 10 lb bag of sour patch kids
Robby would also bring some drinks against the dry mouth and a sleeping bag for Lorgar who would surely overdo it.
Rogal has the most heavily fortified sesh room in the Imperium, so he’s invited because that’s the spot
Bobby G would 100% be the dad friend that ends up trip sitting everybody when they start to green out.
No, Kurze would bring the Sugar-free Haribo Bears
you invite Pertorabo if:
-you like him
- you hate Dorn
- you trust his skills
Everyone knows, Rogal, you cannot simply have an ultra-boof and not drink the bong water
Alpharius/Omegon is obviously the type of dude that once zooted enough is gonna go on an endless rant about government conspiracies, MKUltra(obviously Ultramarines were behind it), Critical Genocide Theory etc. and is gonna interrupt anyone just to throw in his theories.
I'm glad Arthur recovered from his backpain after he carried whole primarch episode 😊
What a funny man, this "Mr.Bones." Bring this man to my court.
49:10 Fears to Fathom is an amazing game. It's terrifying though
Mootz is right, Mortarian has definitely spent way too much time in the basement playing video games
So I dropped a list on After Dark Podcast a few weeks back, but that was how all of the Primarchs landed on this and not my personal favorite list. I would have my rotation be Khan, Russ, Vulkan, and Fulgrim and we would hot box Purterabo and the Lion in the hopes of properly adjusting their personalities.
The Kahn would 100% be the guy that saves up a shite load of keef for a special occasion
I'm glad at least one other person gets Lorgar. Dude would absolutely crush a boof sesh. You wouldn't wanna leave.
This episode made me laugh so hard. It also sparked great conversation with my friends.
Wasnt there a tomb in asia thousands of years old and the person was buried with their weed pouch?
Uzbekistan - Scythian warlord who was buried with several multi-pound bales of medical grade hemp along with gold statues that no one knows how to make in present day.
Sweet
Nah, Curze is the kind that "gets way more creative" when he smokes, like he's hitting the blunt while copying the reservoir dogs scene with stuck in the middle playin. Really loosens him to express himself 😂
Angeron, Pertarobo, Dorn, and The Kahn just cuz I think forcing them to be calm or pull the sticks out of their asses pretty funny
I would bring horus, just because he is a really good allrounder. Then comes russ, to get the good times going. 3rd is jagathai, too keep the party going and he and horus can keep russ in check, 4th is guillotinemenorah, for he brings the ultracush and has perfectly planned out when what snacks are to come in and at what rate a new one should be rolled. Finally comes in sanguinius, cause he's not just chill, but also brings in enough ladies for everyone and (unlike fulgrim) does not make a point of keeping them to himself😂
Gotta say, after recently learning Fear and Hunger lore, seeing Mr. Bones like this hits different lol.
Just finished the last Mr Bones pod, excited for this!
Perty would take the boof because he knows that hes so high strung during the heresy thst if he doesnt hes going to actually explode his hearts.
Im so hype to have found the crossover of the weed and 40k communities
My 5 would be
Perturabo, Dorn, Vulkan, Magnus and Mortarion
I see perturabo taking the blunt and the only effects you can see is his eyes get a bit red and he gets hungry, however each time you check on him, there is a grown by pile of trash and plates. Sooner or later he’s gonna eat a plate
After that Perturabo would be a man on pure instincts, his intrusive thoughts would take full control. “This house would look better with solar panels…I’ll be back”
You would have to trick Dorn into getting high, like through most likely brownies or candies. His high would be him slowly realizing he’s high and not knowing how to deal with it.
Vulkan would bring the brownies, but these are made specifically for him and his proportions. Inevitably someone will eat one brownie and be totally out of it.
Magnus will do an old man Henderson, he would take an old ancient book, rip out the pages and use those for the wrappings.
Damn, i was already planning on leaving a comment asking if the great arthur would ever return to the podcast. I see my dreams have been answered already
I swear that the intro conversation happend before am i crazy?
Mr. Bones is sooooo fucking funny!!!
He is, love his content. Hes mu most local RUclipsr
Very cool
If im doing my own rotation im going with Vulkan, Sanguinius, Magnus, and Horus (All 30K during the great crusade)
I got the smoke smoke ready and another long one thank you love yall
The kahn vulkan mangus and leman. And when mangus gets mad at Leman and leaves, we're calling corvus
WOOOO YEAH BABY THIS IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
love the more detailed thumbnails for bones 40k
Circle would totally be Vulkan, Jaghatai, Leman and hear me out Corvus.
Vulkan would in a split second roll up the most masterfully beautiful joint.
Sober, Corvus would be a big downer, but after a few pulls on Fenrisian weed, he'd also be the guy to tell some crazy stories/ideas that leave your mind blown.
Worst circle...
Konrad, Mortarion, Dorn, and Angron.
Roboute is neutral, not the funnest, but if you get in the mood for a snack and he's got the munchies logistics locked down. Quick deliveries with Ultra Eats 😆
Oooooo Girlman being the snack guy actually works
Going in on him over picking Angron when you got Ferrus Manus, Perty and Lorgar in a room is entirely deserving of the public spanking it led to
Robert girlyman would defend hybrids
RG "Craftworld weed if great"
Dorn "how do you know"
Rg "no reason"
Fulgrim grinning maliciously oh there's a reason
Feel free to add to convo
49:00 I heard that fucking jojo reference arthur
Sanguinius would have a Paul Atreides 1984 David Lynch Dune trip. Prophecy theme and everything.
He grew up on a desert planet after all so…….LISAN AL GAIB!
These people really thinking Omegon isn’t gonna smoke with them while Alpharius goes to tell Malcador
Arthur knows the good Italian stuff 🤌
1:01:45 best decision ever made ever!
I would like to get all these dudes in my smoking circle. The stoned conversations would be very insightful
My rotation:
Perturabo
Curze
Dorn
Morty
Ferrus
And then to make it work
The Khan.
42:35 Ferrus manus is the bong
Peter turbo would be the one that will lose his collective shits if he goes down with Raygun.
"Res me i got rayguun"
Not having Red and Connor on the video together is diabolical, please let us see them interact. 😭🙏
Y'all should do an episode on the ideal lan party for the primachs
53:20 WHAT THE HELL, I zone out, come back, and that's the first thing I hear?!?
I can't believe this guy brought up the Gravity X album by Truckfighters for the primarch smoke sesh 😂
Please more episodes like this. Exactly like this
If this is happening in a parking lot, a normal person coming across this, their head would explode seeing 20 primarchs in one area
Funny watching this a a tiny bit lit, and from the next room hearing about the best weed, and Mr. Bones says "good morning Stephen"...
The band Moots was struggling to get was Deep Purple
Hes fucjing back!!!!!
All 20 need to be there and have them break up into different groups like the Mass Effect Citadel DLC
Magnus would smoke out of an authentic Estruscan boar
Well said Arthur
morty is going to bring out the Miasmic Malignifier
Heh one time I got so zooted I thought I see in third person view
11:18 IT ME!!!!!
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I am very sorry about the username xDDD it is a running joke between my friends
European burger king slaps, moots is right. Had it in the UK and i genuinely felt unwell afterwards.
I think 40k roboute can have some Magnus's Blunts
Bro I went to sleep listening to dark techno and woke up listening to Bones hyperventilating about Lorgar moving without feet wtf is happening?
Ngl this is making me want to try weed out and it’s bumming me out because my only friend that smokes just moved away. And so begins my pilgrimage.
We all know that guilluman is growing some of the Supermarine Diesel.
55:17 Best part 🤣
Mr Bones? Yay
1:08:36 all of that needs to be an animation
The lion(40K), vulkan, khan,alpharius, and me. we just literally would be vibing it would be that shit where you are all sitting in silence and every 5-10 months someone goes damn that’s fire weed
Also you know the lion got that dark age of humanity boof
I'm sorry, Angron isn't eating the kush or anything like that, he's ignoring the blunt to smoke the PCP he got Fulgrim to buy him then he's gonna bend my knees backwards and eat my teeth
Tom’s blunt rotation group would PLAN to play CoD: Zombies. But so much tomfuckery and clashing personalities and conversations would ensue, that they’d never even make it past the Xbox home screen
Nah, Gorilla man would smoke one blunt, pause, then break down weeping from all the stress
Magnus, Khan, Corvus, Vulkan !!!
For real if a regular human can roll good blunts you don’t need Dorn (boring AF if you were stoned) and Perty (insecure AF, exacerbated by being stoned).
Khan is chill and has good stories, Magnus will be down to play whatever games you got, Corvus is laid back and will play cool music (even if he doesn’t speak that much) and Vulk-Daddy got the uplifting affirmations!
Sanguinius doesn't bring anything. Everyone just loves smoking with him so much that no one complains.
Am I crazy or have Red and Arthur never been in the same episode?
Conspiracy theory: Mr. Bones and Red are the same person a la Superman/Clark Kent logic
Burger King is pretty good in Germany too, but the best Burger King I've ever had was in the Czech Republic.
*Quickly packing a bag for a week and checking flight times* Czechia, here I come!
@@elizabethyoung5304 you even get pretty cheap prices for most things there. Also. Shooting ranges!