Seeing Brendan Schaub Live Was a Mistake

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  • Опубликовано: 27 янв 2025

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  • @nickisnotgreen
    @nickisnotgreen  2 года назад +393

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    • @saskiaplaysvr726
      @saskiaplaysvr726 2 года назад +6

      love ur vids nick ❤🥰

    • @saskiaplaysvr726
      @saskiaplaysvr726 2 года назад +1

      @@kaylac7260 he def has to react to him lol

    • @johngoldsworthy7135
      @johngoldsworthy7135 2 года назад

      You look like a transgender Filipino girl

    • @kaneviktorovich99
      @kaneviktorovich99 2 года назад +4

      No I don’t think I will, Nick. Raycon is absolute A**

    • @lydialuvs
      @lydialuvs 2 года назад +2

      Where did you get the "NOTICE no soliciting" bear trap rug(?) that you have behind you :)?

  • @tfyoutalmbout
    @tfyoutalmbout 2 года назад +2837

    Brendan desperately wants to tell the world that he's gay but he is terrified of the reaction so he subliminally comes out on a comedy stage as a way to release the tension.

    • @marios3202
      @marios3202 2 года назад +62

      Like the Eminem scene from The Interview..

    • @pippat73
      @pippat73 Год назад +39

      ​@@marios3202 nah that was real eminem is just gay

    • @marios3202
      @marios3202 Год назад +4

      @@pippat73 fair

    • @molly6230
      @molly6230 Год назад +137

      i'm lowkey convinced that he is deeply in the closet with how much he hates his wife and how happy he seems to get when he's "jokingly" hitting on all these men

    • @LoganDoesSumShiet
      @LoganDoesSumShiet Год назад +3

      Lmao insanely bold claim

  • @127sys
    @127sys 2 года назад +9921

    so glad that nick, a great non-criminal, went through the effort of hiring a brendan schaub impersonator and an audience just so we could experience the show like he did.

    • @user-sg6ww7ts6n
      @user-sg6ww7ts6n 2 года назад +87

      nick green x nathan fielder crossover

    • @btwvideos17
      @btwvideos17 2 года назад +16

      @@user-sg6ww7ts6n id pay good money for that

    • @solitudeguard8478
      @solitudeguard8478 2 года назад +213

      Nickisnotcriminal

    • @kloggmonkey
      @kloggmonkey 2 года назад +11

      synecdoche new york

    • @Lowkey009
      @Lowkey009 2 года назад +47

      Gotta say though... That Brendan Schaub impersonator nailed it 😉

  • @platinumfactor
    @platinumfactor 2 года назад +841

    Brendan Schaub makes me feel like the entire comedy industry is in on a really long running joke that we aren't.

    • @Trickmyster777
      @Trickmyster777 Год назад +2

      That literally is the case

    • @Chilling_Charizard
      @Chilling_Charizard Год назад

      That Bret guy too

    • @katrifrederick3818
      @katrifrederick3818 Год назад +8

      The joke is Brendan Schaub, no one likes him he doesn’t even go on Joe Rogan anymore

    • @mikeyg8568
      @mikeyg8568 Год назад

      Its not, it's literally just Joe Rogan dumping awful hacks into the comedy pool. Shaffir, Callen, Kreischer, Schaub...

    • @Ceilidh222
      @Ceilidh222 Год назад +1

      i think brendan may be the really long running joke

  • @NotGarfield87
    @NotGarfield87 2 года назад +5604

    This man is like the 40 year old embodiment of 14 year old “dark humor” but he’s too scared to actually make a racist, homophobic or sexist joke.

    • @exavierobocanegra8092
      @exavierobocanegra8092 2 года назад +94

      He's almost 40 lol

    • @grimlytv2577
      @grimlytv2577 2 года назад +10

      @@exavierobocanegra8092 he is ?

    • @steverogers7601
      @steverogers7601 2 года назад +257

      It’s a page from the Republican/right wing play book:
      Flirt with the idea of racism/homophobia/sexism but use euphemism and other avenues to criticize it without outing themselves because they don’t want to deal with the backlash.
      It’s the same corny sht with people saying “let’s go Brandon”. Just say you don’t like Joe Biden.
      Schaub does this because a good number of his fan base comes from the Joe Rogan’s fanbase, and he’s leaning his fat cruise ship towards those right wing waters.

    • @sunnysponge3210
      @sunnysponge3210 2 года назад +156

      instead of racist, homophobic, or sexist jokes, he makes gay jokes and jokes that my grandpa wouldnt even understand cause they so old 💀

    • @Brooklynlamar1
      @Brooklynlamar1 2 года назад +3

      @@sunnysponge3210 I’m early to your comment

  • @talistheintrovert
    @talistheintrovert 2 года назад +1865

    Brendan Schaub is confidently doing that thing where men tell so many homophobic gay jokes that it rolls around into being homoerotic... dude... it's okay if you wanna sleep with a man. You don't need to make bad, homophobic jokes about it, you can just try it out.

    • @spOOkytimes
      @spOOkytimes 2 года назад +217

      agreed. He made soooo many jokes about it that it makes him seem obsessed. He can't seem to get over how many attractive men there are.

    • @thedestroyasystem
      @thedestroyasystem 2 года назад +110

      Fr. No wonder he hates his wife so much /j

    • @crowbot748
      @crowbot748 2 года назад +136

      Fr, like, most homophobic men aren't lgbtq with internalised homophobia. But Brendan has blurred the line into homoeroticism, so many of his jokes revolve around him being attracted to or fucking men.

    • @bvokutos
      @bvokutos 2 года назад +31

      Its sorta giving internal homophobia …

    • @chrism8234
      @chrism8234 2 года назад +1

      P on me beat me homeherenow. Come try it out

  • @cassandrasheek8510
    @cassandrasheek8510 Год назад +357

    Seeing Brendan Schaub do standup has finally given me the confidence to write my own standup jokes out of spite - a thing that I have been putting off for YEARS because I feared I wouldn't be funny. Good to know that no matter what I write, I'll always be funnier than Brendan Schaub. Thanks, Nick!

    • @DeathPetalArt
      @DeathPetalArt Год назад +20

      I hope you've made some progress in the last 2 months, I'm sure you'll be awesome.

    • @BeatsBySelim26
      @BeatsBySelim26 Год назад

      Good luck but I doubt you’ll get far considering you find this content entertaining

    • @GogiRegion
      @GogiRegion Год назад +9

      @@BeatsBySelim26Why are you even watching and commenting, then?

    • @Pootythief
      @Pootythief Год назад +3

      @@BeatsBySelim26is this really a brenda simp?

  • @someguywithahat4203
    @someguywithahat4203 2 года назад +3245

    Brendan Schaub is the living definition of a train crash. Everything he does makes me want to cover my eyes, yet I don't, I continue watching.

    • @steverogers7601
      @steverogers7601 2 года назад +48

      That’s what his fans and paid bot accounts don’t get:
      We’re not obsessed with him. It’s just too damn funny and intriguing to not watch this damn dumpster fire.
      And Schaub is a guy who deserves all the shit he gets.

    • @pilzz03
      @pilzz03 2 года назад +9

      Yeah… I still don’t know how he made me watch like over an hour worth of videos about him. It’s weirdly addicting and satisfying

    • @jessebear4740
      @jessebear4740 2 года назад +13

      Don't bring Trains into this.

    • @matthewkrueger304
      @matthewkrueger304 2 года назад +5

      Just don't give him any clicks/views

    • @FiveStarDegenerate
      @FiveStarDegenerate 2 года назад +4

      Like his “whiskey” American bourbon mixed with Japanese whiskey that blow hogan shilled and was heavily critiqued as shit by whiskey snobs

  • @audiofire-rp7fm
    @audiofire-rp7fm 2 года назад +338

    “His name was Harlan Williams” introducing him to the world, man I feel old I didn’t think Harlan Williams needed an introduction, I’m only 33 jeez this is wild 🤯

    • @daveycash3479
      @daveycash3479 2 года назад +47

      Exactly! Half Baked, There’s Something about Mary etc. I guess those are old movies at this point though.

    • @FishTacoAG
      @FishTacoAG Год назад +1

      @@daveycash3479 dont forget Half Baked!

    • @brendansmith423
      @brendansmith423 Год назад

      Dumb and dumber!

    • @edelmantoamendola
      @edelmantoamendola Год назад +38

      Said the same thing guy is a legend. Sholdn't be commenting on comedy if you haven't seen Half Baked.

    • @hellslittleangel9423
      @hellslittleangel9423 Год назад

      Please review half baked

  • @jenconvertibles
    @jenconvertibles 2 года назад +270

    Shout out to whoever said “I laughed harder when my dad died” on his subreddit, that’s the kind of energy I aspire to

  • @ashegrey3042
    @ashegrey3042 2 года назад +1006

    seeing nick lose sanity over the weather joke was ten times funnier than anything brendan shaub has muttered in his entire life

    • @Mikeplaysdbd
      @Mikeplaysdbd Год назад +1

      Damn you're hella cute 😂 also u ever just up at 3am cuz ur brain won't turn off? Lmao

    • @thomasmaddox1002
      @thomasmaddox1002 Год назад +38

      @@Mikeplaysdbd bro wtf lmao

    • @haybale287
      @haybale287 Год назад

      @@Mikeplaysdbd Run along, bozo.

    • @Hunt_o_kar
      @Hunt_o_kar Год назад +6

      @@Mikeplaysdbddude tf lmao

    • @JKthejokerpersonthing
      @JKthejokerpersonthing Год назад

      @@Mikeplaysdbd why just why

  • @melo1890
    @melo1890 2 года назад +2048

    i truly can’t believe people paid to see him perform ever even once, true evidence that no matter how bad something is it’ll always have at least one fan

    • @gabrielaharries8149
      @gabrielaharries8149 2 года назад +55

      I can't believe people actually laughed at his "jokes", people truly got no taste in anything

    • @steverogers7601
      @steverogers7601 2 года назад

      I honestly believe it’s due to the whole podcast era.
      Podcasts have made people famous and notorious just from talking, and with the UFC and Hoe Rogan connections, Schaub became a popular guy off of the podcast.
      I feel more many standup comics, the fans of the podcast pay to go see them and the comedy portion is just whatever to them. They don’t care about quality especially when they’re out and drinking.
      With Schaub, I feel like those are mostly dingus fans of the podcast who think he’s funny in podcast format.

    • @princessofhell4639
      @princessofhell4639 2 года назад +10

      Especially if it pushes anything of the right agenda

    • @ella-bx5bs
      @ella-bx5bs 2 года назад +51

      @@gabrielaharries8149 all the laughter sounded so forced for the majority of the video😭they were prob all faking it so he didn’t feel upset

    • @jesse7157
      @jesse7157 2 года назад +5

      He was funny when he was only telling stories about fighting and not trying to make jokes

  • @joemama7024
    @joemama7024 Год назад +94

    His late arrival was a strategic maneuver. They gotta be buzzed enough to find any of his jokes mildly amusing and worth laughing at

    • @TheGenericDavis
      @TheGenericDavis Год назад +4

      This was my thought as well, because it's exactly what I would do if I was unsure of myself as a comedian.

  • @festivalparkYT
    @festivalparkYT 2 года назад +270

    I was in the "fake audience", I can confirm nick's story is real

  • @USFCpresident
    @USFCpresident 2 года назад +1231

    We gotta give this guy a medal for going out and experiencing the cringe in person.

  • @robd3529
    @robd3529 2 года назад +412

    Brendan Schaub is able to spread the gift of laughter to millions by giving actual comedians endless new material to work with

    • @zachmalone428
      @zachmalone428 Год назад +1

      HAHAAHHA He really should make a video blaming Rogan for giving all these guys the ability to cut in line. Getting an hour special after less than 10 live performances. So many unfunny dudes on youtube that have carpet bombed youtube with their podcasts. Good material to fall asleep to but I don't want them to get the views thinking that people actual watch.

    • @Colddirector
      @Colddirector 5 месяцев назад

      I'm not interested in standup comedy at all, but I find these kind of trashfire ecelebs so morbidly fascinating that I'm almost hooked.

  • @spliffyrodgers4266
    @spliffyrodgers4266 2 года назад +2031

    I'm sorry you had to go through this sending love and support

    • @anamawia
      @anamawia 2 года назад +12

      real

    • @__m-a-x__
      @__m-a-x__ 2 года назад +6

      our Gringo Papi putting himself through hell for us. bless

    • @bruhbruhingham4202
      @bruhbruhingham4202 2 года назад +13

      Why anyone would willingly go to one of his specials lol

    • @OldSlyEyes
      @OldSlyEyes 2 года назад +2

      He willingly bought tickets!?

    • @sunleo6161
      @sunleo6161 2 года назад

      praying for him 🙏🏼🙏🏼

  • @nickisnotgreen
    @nickisnotgreen  2 года назад +472

    sorry about harland williams guys, that's just my review
    i will say i would rather see his set 10 times before seeing bapa schaub again

    • @isco892
      @isco892 2 года назад +28

      i agreed with you on williams, and we all have our right to have our own opinions anyways
      nonetheless, i hope u take time to heal after that experience with schaub, u need it fr 😭😭

    • @megara7370
      @megara7370 2 года назад +40

      That's Fred Randall from rocket man. It was a cultural reset🚀😭

    • @SBYTube
      @SBYTube 2 года назад +14

      Standup and other formats are so different. I don't like his standup, but he is always funny to me on podcasts

    • @ninalove3044
      @ninalove3044 2 года назад +7

      No need to apologize

    • @caseybarker8
      @caseybarker8 2 года назад +4

      Thas just ur perspectif, B. Heard it bowlth ways.

  • @dr.deadpool5959
    @dr.deadpool5959 2 года назад +78

    Watching my car get stolen in front of me would be less painful than seeing Brendan Schaub live

  • @unoriginalusernameb
    @unoriginalusernameb 2 года назад +890

    Are you telling me that Brendan Schaub, THE gringo papi still isn’t funny? I refuse to believe this blasphemy!! I laugh *at* Brendan all the time. Like isn’t it so funny they put his set last for the night after most people cleared out? COMEDIC GENIUS!

    • @Tinera420
      @Tinera420 2 года назад +4

      Ahahahahha

    • @IloveGorgeousGeorge
      @IloveGorgeousGeorge 2 года назад +9

      But he's been headlining for 10 yaaaaaiiiiirs

    • @shannond1511
      @shannond1511 2 года назад +44

      It's sad he nicknamed himself the gringo papi. I bet nobody calls him that. It's like his head doesn't know anything but indirect racism.

    • @Ryattt81
      @Ryattt81 2 года назад

      He is hilarious...this Nick guy is just a boomer.

    • @mccarthy5825
      @mccarthy5825 2 года назад +1

      Well they don't want Joe Rogan's Make a Wish kid to cry to papa Rogan that the Improv is cancelling him, but they also don't want to drive people away from the place for having on unbelievably awful 'comedians'.

  • @spaggio
    @spaggio 2 года назад +406

    Brendan Schaub is the MGK of comedy

    • @overtired2503
      @overtired2503 2 года назад +10

      LMFAOOO

    • @Artikulate-fd3eo
      @Artikulate-fd3eo 2 года назад +14

      MGK sells out arenas, Brendan can’t sell out a 150 person room without bringing actual comics with lol

    • @Magic_dawn
      @Magic_dawn 2 года назад +32

      @@Artikulate-fd3eo I think he was referring to all of the douchey qualities. Either way they are both unbearable.

    • @mailshark1984
      @mailshark1984 2 года назад +2

      Good comparison

  • @bigbeefscorcho
    @bigbeefscorcho Год назад +190

    Harlan Williams is a real underrated comic imo. A truly bizarre and wonderful comedian. He’s just got a very different style

    • @keelanhammond8931
      @keelanhammond8931 Год назад +13

      He’s a Canadian-American treasure

    • @bigbeefscorcho
      @bigbeefscorcho Год назад +7

      @@keelanhammond8931 I was surprised to learn he was Canadian, he strikes me as a southerner, being one myself

    • @josefuentes9888
      @josefuentes9888 Год назад +13

      He reminds me on Norm McDonald and Jim Gaffigan. No real reason or rhyme but it just works. Very silly and just in a different world than the rest of us

    • @codypriceYouTubeAddednumbers
      @codypriceYouTubeAddednumbers Год назад +2

      @@josefuentes9888 jim gaffigan for sure is a normal comedy. IF ur thinking about how he pretends to be an audience member listening to his joke is the weirdest it gets.

    • @PoppyCorn144
      @PoppyCorn144 Год назад +6

      He’ll always be the pee drinking trooper to me. 😂

  • @__m-a-x__
    @__m-a-x__ 2 года назад +201

    Brendan Schaub’s only punchline is tAlKiNg LiKe tHiSss

    • @steverogers7601
      @steverogers7601 2 года назад +1

      Carney asAAAAAA
      Pico de GAAAAAAAYOOOO

    • @elias6570
      @elias6570 2 года назад +7

      Seems like he’s trying to ripoff Theos style but instead he’s just not funny

    • @KnosumNoe
      @KnosumNoe 2 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @gj5748
      @gj5748 2 года назад +13

      Idk how you did it but you typed it out perfectly, like, I can hear it lol

    • @Cristina_504
      @Cristina_504 2 года назад +2

      @@elias6570 he definitely trying to steal the ISO’s gig , I think we all have known a brendan in our lives , the lame guy who steals other peoples personalities and has no self awareness it’s so awkward

  • @emmamariemontoya6161
    @emmamariemontoya6161 2 года назад +516

    A lot of comedians make up their stories for the bit or just to use the blown out of proportion style story for the punch line, but the difference between those comedians and Brendan is that Brendan has never made a good joke

    • @frezling2442
      @frezling2442 2 года назад +30

      Yeah I don't get why he get hung up on the stories being fake or whatever, it doesn't really matter imo it's whether his jokes are funny or if he's problematic

    • @poplikid3306
      @poplikid3306 2 года назад +42

      Nick's gripe isn't with that the stories are fake, he already said it's common in stand up to tell fake stories. The issue is with how easy it is to fact check and prove that the stories brendan tells are fake. Brendan's story about an OJ tweet being pinned on his own twitter is a prime example of that. Literally anyone in the audience on the night could have gone to Brendan's twitter and immediately see that he was lying. But yes, like you say, if the joke was funny, it wouldn't have mattered.

    • @thedestroyasystem
      @thedestroyasystem 2 года назад +19

      @@poplikid3306 my thoughts as well. Most comedians fabricate stuff. But you don’t leave those shows thinking “wow, that dude sure made a lot of stuff up,” because they at least bother to not to be so obvious about it.

    • @xevochic
      @xevochic 2 года назад +10

      Yeah, it’s less important that the tweets are fake and more important that the fake tweets aren’t funny.
      When you exaggerate for a bit or joke, it needs to be worth it. That’s what he really failed at.

    • @Nico-yv5gd
      @Nico-yv5gd 2 года назад +1

      exactly, people think every story is the truth and exactly what happened but the whole point of comedy is to laugh, any means necessary

  • @nafiaahmed467
    @nafiaahmed467 Год назад +34

    Don't sleep on Harlan Williams. He's a "silly wholesome" comedian that deserves praise imo. If you watch his specials, he has a unique sense of humor, but its very inviting. 10/10 guy! Also, not "some old white guy"- he's well versed in the acting world!

  • @patty8991
    @patty8991 2 года назад +231

    I have a feeling he was purposely late so he could look like the "headliner". Seems like a Schaub thing to do.

    • @crazydiamond119
      @crazydiamond119 2 года назад +25

      YESSS, i thought the same fucking thing 💀

    • @spOOkytimes
      @spOOkytimes 2 года назад +38

      and to get people drunk before his garbage routine

    • @patty8991
      @patty8991 2 года назад +4

      @@spOOkytimes I didn't even think of that, good point

    • @motorbikeTim1
      @motorbikeTim1 2 года назад +1

      That’s THE most Brandon thing. Then he aggressively thanked all the previous comics for opening for him. But he probably said “I owe you one now.” They we’re like for what? And he’s like “cause you opened for me.” But normal people are not redacted enough to be like “no, no I didn’t”. They will react like a normal person and say “no problem” and keep it moving.

    • @VendettaPSC
      @VendettaPSC 2 года назад

      I totally get why you say this and why you feel it, but I only have one question in response, are we sure Schaub is capable of.... well, almost intelligent thoughts? Albeit, terrible in a moral sense, or social sense, that would be a pretty clever way to do things, selfish and many other descriptive words, sure, but, clever, and I dunno about you guys, but assigning the adjective 'clever' to anything related to Brendon is just no beuno for me lol.

  • @maggiebottoms43
    @maggiebottoms43 2 года назад +1802

    nick likes to torture himself for our entertainment, and i think he really deserves a goddamn round of applause for that. thank you nick for this poop shoot you slid yourself thru for us

    • @ninalove3044
      @ninalove3044 2 года назад +1

      👏👏👏👏

    • @matguerra333
      @matguerra333 2 года назад +1

      well he does it for money and comments like this. LIke Schaub

    • @deepknight930
      @deepknight930 2 года назад +13

      @@matguerra333 Because he's a youtuber
      It's his job?

    • @maggiebottoms43
      @maggiebottoms43 2 года назад +9

      @@matguerra333 why the fuck would i want nick to not have money? you’re assuming i want little nick to not have money? hell no, and i’ll keep leaving comments like this on his videos because nicki snot is amazing & ppl like u don’t have something that makes u as happy and as at peace as me sitting down to watch a nick is not green video sooo

    • @altx7
      @altx7 2 года назад +2

      @@maggiebottoms43 lol I think Maggie bottoms is a little unhinged….

  • @lorenedwards6427
    @lorenedwards6427 2 года назад +138

    Also, I know it’s been said already but, I’ve literally had a stalker for years so I can 100% guarantee that they wouldn’t have told you who worked there and if the did it would not be what they are supposed to do.

    • @medicalgirl3
      @medicalgirl3 2 года назад +26

      Unfortunately in my experience most places don't actually do what they're supposed to. When I worked at Walmart people would regularly tell strangers who was working there

    • @pterodactylbull
      @pterodactylbull 2 года назад

      @@medicalgirl3Smfh

    • @pericleslegendario7022
      @pericleslegendario7022 Год назад +2

      Hope you are ok, also get a gun.

    • @jasonmeltoncomedyvids
      @jasonmeltoncomedyvids Год назад

      its a stand up joke-- who cares what name he used. i thought i hated schaub but the host of this video is the real enemy

    • @emilyb.8219
      @emilyb.8219 Год назад +8

      @@jasonmeltoncomedyvids you re-use comments like schaub re-uses jokes

  • @sealraphim
    @sealraphim 2 года назад +246

    i had a visceral reaction to just reading the title... nick.. the things you do for youtube

    • @sanche2408
      @sanche2408 2 года назад +3

      lmao same my first thought was that I could've told you that without even seeing him live

  • @kat8410
    @kat8410 2 года назад +154

    Nah Brendan called the guy Enrique bc it’s a Latin American name and he lovessssss using Latin American people as the butt of a joke HAHHAHAHAHAHAH ISNT THAT SO FUNNY YAKNOW BECAUSE HIS WIFE IS MEXICAN

    • @Bigbuggin
      @Bigbuggin 2 года назад +15

      What's that an American with salsa on it??

    • @dontbetreadin4777
      @dontbetreadin4777 2 года назад +2

      @Carnival Of Tools yeah, and she's a beautiful woman and person, I think she's hanging on for financial reasons

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 8 месяцев назад

      First Asians, then Mexicans, what's next? Is he gonna do a Mario impression when talking about that time he met John Cena?

  • @darkencypher
    @darkencypher 2 года назад +136

    Harlan made fun of me for scratching my beard at the Comedy Store .. it was random, but he was actually making everyone laugh. He's pretty funny imo. I laughed. It kinda worked, just the silliness.

    • @queefqueefington
      @queefqueefington Год назад

      Was that guy acting in that baywatch parody type of series? Or atleast in that series there was a lot of scenes on the beach, and that guy looks like the fella in it

    • @JoeyTen
      @JoeyTen Год назад +2

      He was a hilarious guest on Howie Mandel's podcast

  • @pokemonfanthings4444
    @pokemonfanthings4444 2 года назад +173

    Hiring that impersonator and fake audience was a brilliant move

  • @denvertonrd
    @denvertonrd 2 года назад +500

    literally never heard of this man before today but i watched both your videos about him and now im full of righteous fury. what a time to be alive.

  • @shamboholic
    @shamboholic 2 года назад +121

    “was Brendan’s tardiness because he fell into a time machine” just got more laughter from me than the entirety of Schaub’s career, I nearly cried. I’m here after you announced the personal emergency so hope all is well and you can get back to making great work, should be proud!

  • @brendenl7927
    @brendenl7927 2 года назад +701

    Every time you say Brendan I feel more guilt than he will ever feel in his life, as though I’m somehow responsible for this monstrosity

    • @Milskaten
      @Milskaten 2 года назад +53

      Lol same bro

    • @sentientplant9658
      @sentientplant9658 2 года назад +40

      Three different spellings of the same name
      English Language why😂😂

    • @CornerOfMelvin
      @CornerOfMelvin 2 года назад +11

      giving brendans everywhere a bad name 😔

    • @TheSylvirr
      @TheSylvirr 2 года назад +11

      my name is Christian. Imagine how I feel. =|

    • @yurinoworry
      @yurinoworry 2 года назад

      @@TheSylvirr Christian D’EleteYaSnapchats?

  • @walnutsrcool
    @walnutsrcool 2 года назад +597

    As someone who works at a restaurant if anyone calls and asks if "___" works there I always say I don't know. People have stalkers. We're taught to never give out people's schedules or confirm if someone works there.

    • @Geedi92
      @Geedi92 2 года назад +74

      And more importantly the dude doesnt get what a bit is. It can be totally made up. Dude legit thought he went to a ted talk.

    • @ninalove3044
      @ninalove3044 2 года назад +57

      But why even make up a name, just say the manager (also, "Enrique"?..yikes)

    • @Geedi92
      @Geedi92 2 года назад +26

      @@ninalove3044 it makes it seem more real as you add details to the story. It's like when Dave Chappelle tells you the name of his dog.

    • @mochabearry
      @mochabearry 2 года назад +91

      @@Geedi92 He made it clear he knows comedians make shit up. However, most try to do it believably. Suspending the reality takes people out of the story. Brendan sucks and tries to pass his stories off as real. It's been like this for years. It's not funny when you know the comedian lies all the time and makes up shitty jokes, regardless.

    • @Leannbby
      @Leannbby 2 года назад +46

      Yeah it’s so wild how after he’s made soooo many Latino stereotypes aimed at his own wife, the only name he could come up with was a stereotypical Mexican name. Strange how his brain works huh 🥴

  • @TwoMuchBula
    @TwoMuchBula 2 года назад +53

    12:40 the only time he managed to make the audience laugh was when he was telling a joke made by his mother and not by him, in my opinion that is funnier than any of the jokes he told

  • @lydiamv21
    @lydiamv21 2 года назад +60

    It was such an honor to be hired for the recreation of Brendan’s set

  • @mr._auricesa9110
    @mr._auricesa9110 2 года назад +45

    Brendon’s gay jokes feel like hes trying to convice everyone hes not gay, and undeniably straight to hide the fact hes pretty fruity.

  • @soule187
    @soule187 2 года назад +7

    It's not a good sign when in the first two minutes you call a legendary comedic actor "some old white guy that doesn't understand comedy."

  • @NerdFighterNation
    @NerdFighterNation 2 года назад +609

    If you call to ask if someone works somewhere, they almost always say “nope” for privacy reasons that you probably agree with. It’s a domestic violence/stalking issue.
    You could still totally be right that he’s lying.
    Sorry to be an *actually* person in the comments, you’re doing great!

    • @AmbrosiusIII
      @AmbrosiusIII 2 года назад +66

      Not if they're a manager though. Managers get calls all the time

    • @trevorandrew8726
      @trevorandrew8726 2 года назад +17

      Who tf just says “nope” bro that’s some clinically online shit I’ve never had someone say no if they actually worked there lol like maybe if you’re an absolute creep but normal folks usually just get an honest answer. If people are telling you no out of fear of being DV or stalked you’re probably giving off bad vibes.

    • @bushdenae
      @bushdenae 2 года назад +3

      I hate seeing all the bots in the comments tho it’s even worse on IG where you can’t find a single real person sometimes 🤦🏾‍♀️
      I meant bots not boys lol 😂

    • @robbiirvine1038
      @robbiirvine1038 2 года назад +81

      @@trevorandrew8726 it's literally illegal in some places, including where I live, to call a place of employment and ask about whether someone works there. Unless they're you're emergency contact, or otherwise listed somewhere on your employee info, or like- a public figure attached to the company. But like, bAd ViBeS are more important than someone's safety in their workplace, I guess?

    • @trevorandrew8726
      @trevorandrew8726 2 года назад +9

      @@robbiirvine1038 ahhh I just finished the video, i understand now, I thought the comment was referring to an irl personal conversation between 2 human beings and the people are like “nah I don’t work there” like yo wtf lol but nah if you’re calling establishments to ask if someone works there you should be immediately on a watch list in my book.

  • @KateyLynn219
    @KateyLynn219 2 года назад +251

    That poor person who answered the phone and had to tell you there was no Enrique sounded SO fed up, I could hear the eye roll through the phone. Bless them, I hope someone tips them well on their next shift.

    • @frezling2442
      @frezling2442 2 года назад +38

      Yeah I honestly don't think it was necessary for him to call the place to fact check someone he mentioned in a joke, I don't think it really mattered either way if the guy in his joke is real

    • @ninalove3044
      @ninalove3044 2 года назад +26

      Nick does his research for the people, I respect it!

    • @ker_bear
      @ker_bear 2 года назад +40

      @@frezling2442 i mean that call probably isn't going to completely ruin their day, they would probably just think it was stupid or even laugh it off and think it was a weird call

    • @Nic_17175
      @Nic_17175 2 года назад +56

      ngl as someone who works in a restaurant, this is beyond fine. he was polite and just asked question lol

    • @IWannaGoMissing
      @IWannaGoMissing 2 года назад +2

      I mean taking a call at your job is harmless, working in a restaurant thats probably the most forgettable part of your day

  • @damienboase1955
    @damienboase1955 2 года назад +7

    That first comedian is actually a funny dude, he played the character Kenny off “half baked” with Dave Chapelle

  • @sydneyice
    @sydneyice 2 года назад +69

    You know it's bad when your own reddit fans turn on you, my gosh

    • @RealElongatedMuskrat
      @RealElongatedMuskrat 2 года назад +3

      the subreddit is ironically significantly funnier than Brendan could ever hope to be. I didn't know who he was until a few years ago and went on the subreddit, couldn't believe the creativity and genuine comedic talents of these folks committed to shitting on him. They're great, it's a wild place.

    • @amoose43
      @amoose43 2 года назад

      You clearly haven’t screen the transcripts

  • @xg2513
    @xg2513 2 года назад +287

    he tells so many gay-homoerotic jokes and also hating his wife so much, sounds like hes DEEP in the closet LOL

    • @fullsundotgov
      @fullsundotgov 2 года назад +17

      exactly what i was thinking like the most internal homophobia

    • @pyanezb
      @pyanezb 2 года назад +3

      He made all of those points with a fabulous lisp, too.

    • @pyanezb
      @pyanezb 2 года назад +1

      He made all of those points with a fabulous lisp, too.

    • @luxuryseaviewvillas6744
      @luxuryseaviewvillas6744 2 года назад +9

      you guys are super cool, calling straight guys gay as if being gay is a bad thing.

    • @TheOceanBearer
      @TheOceanBearer 2 года назад +12

      @@luxuryseaviewvillas6744 we know who you are. You're commenting on everyone's shit to antagonize them and start unnecessary arguments. Leave. No one asked for your opinion.

  • @JarodJoseph
    @JarodJoseph 2 года назад +7

    Why does every male RUclipsr under 35 have the voice of a teenage boy? So bizarre.

  • @michaelg6733
    @michaelg6733 2 года назад +185

    In fairness to harland williams that is his schtick - he's super weird/crazy/awkward - I could definitely see if you don't know of him how it could be an "experience" - but he is a pretty funny comedian if you watch his other stuff.

    • @kaeteaux
      @kaeteaux 2 года назад +17

      I only hate that I see him and immediately think of Jim Breuer. I don’t understand what happened to that guy.

    • @THICCTHICCTHICC
      @THICCTHICCTHICC 2 года назад +10

      @@kaeteaux His wife died, and unfortunately he lost his mind afterwards.
      He used to be pretty chill and funny. Now he's just straight up "lol don't liberals fucking suck?!?!?!" And that's the punchline for every single joke he makes now

    • @stimihendrix3404
      @stimihendrix3404 2 года назад +5

      @@THICCTHICCTHICC i mean hes not wrong, people make jokes about the right all the time, but him making liberal jokes is all of a sudden “insanity”.

    • @maynardtrendle820
      @maynardtrendle820 2 года назад +1

      @@kaeteaux He got smarter. What happened to you?

    • @maynardtrendle820
      @maynardtrendle820 2 года назад

      @@THICCTHICCTHICC In fairness to Jim- they really do suck.

  • @arih_rih
    @arih_rih 2 года назад +112

    i like how he gave the fake Laurel Hardware manager a latino name. really showing us he has latino friends and family he’s not racist at all y’all!

  • @readwrecks
    @readwrecks 2 года назад +16

    “Weathermen in an area with nice weather must have an easy job” was actually a pretty funny joke when Lewis Black told it back in the 1990’s

  • @IWannaGoMissing
    @IWannaGoMissing 2 года назад +275

    I’m on board with almost the whole thing but his mom allegedly saying “they dont need all these tweezers” made me laugh

    • @worldbook6487
      @worldbook6487 2 года назад +3

      agreeeeed

    • @vakarebaranauskaite6691
      @vakarebaranauskaite6691 2 года назад +1

      whats a tweezer?

    • @GreyWithAnE42
      @GreyWithAnE42 2 года назад +7

      @@vakarebaranauskaite6691 thing you use to pluck out eyebrow hairs

    • @vakarebaranauskaite6691
      @vakarebaranauskaite6691 2 года назад +1

      @@GreyWithAnE42 ohh okay thanks

    • @molly6230
      @molly6230 Год назад +24

      also i can't lie there's something kinda funny about the thought of someone stealing an absurd amount of tweezers from CVS in general

  • @maxd4691
    @maxd4691 2 года назад +118

    My favorite part of the comedy set was when Ethan laughed at "his mom hating that joke"

  • @taylorrobinson9245
    @taylorrobinson9245 2 года назад +225

    Harlan Williams is a fucking legend. He’s been hilarious for decades and he’s a weird guy for sure.

    • @idontreadreplies1804
      @idontreadreplies1804 2 года назад +61

      Honestly this kids a square, I doubt he’s ever made anyone laugh in his life. Considering he had to grab and snip parts of Harlan’s set from an entirely different location instead of recording it is telling. With that being said, kids absolutely spot on about Schaub, he’s terrible but it’s not like making a video criticizing Schaub at this point is anything special, in fact this videos commentary was almost as unfunny as Schaub. Almost.

    • @heywella
      @heywella 2 года назад +7

      Exactly.
      "Hey, uh, You guys believe in angels or.."

    • @joelglanton6531
      @joelglanton6531 2 года назад +8

      @@idontreadreplies1804 Yeah man as much as don't want to defend Brendan Schaub of all people but this dude is so lame. Next he's gonna beg his subscribers to mass report Schaub and get him kicked off YT like he did to that other guy. So lame.

    • @jasonwolfe5787
      @jasonwolfe5787 2 года назад +14

      This nerd has never heard of 7 minute abs

    • @JS-ug6to
      @JS-ug6to 2 года назад +2

      Lol all this dweebs videos are things he hates, I’m pretty sure he hates everything. Brendan Sucks tho he is right about that.

  • @Dr.Robuttnik
    @Dr.Robuttnik 2 года назад +58

    harland williams is a national treasure, take it back

  • @bruhmoment1936
    @bruhmoment1936 2 года назад +40

    men be fighting demons but the demons are bisexuality (I, a bi man, have never talked about being gay as much as this dude 😭)

    • @IncredibleIceCastle
      @IncredibleIceCastle 2 года назад +1

      I’m predicting he’s working on incorporating a new monkeypox joke pretty soon here

    • @SWNelson7
      @SWNelson7 2 года назад

      Guys can't be bi😂 you're just gay.

  • @jennlecher5604
    @jennlecher5604 Год назад +13

    Harlan Williams is actually a hilarious comedian. Yes, he is weird but he’s usually not as off as the footage you showed. He’s been in some pretty funny TV shows and movies and I’m sure you’ve seen him before. He’s quite famous.

    • @jamesscott2627
      @jamesscott2627 Год назад

      I chalked that up to this just being a young kid.

  • @austinhahn4115
    @austinhahn4115 2 года назад +52

    Went to see him live after seeing your last shaub video. To see if it was “that bad” … it was AWFUL, 25 - 30 people and he would NOT stop staring at my girlfriend and made her and I feel extremely uncomfortable.

    • @IncredibleIceCastle
      @IncredibleIceCastle 2 года назад +19

      LMFAO you sure he wasn’t checking you out?

    • @tonywolfemusic5920
      @tonywolfemusic5920 2 года назад +9

      He really wants to make sure you know that he’s not gay.

    • @xRodboix
      @xRodboix 2 года назад +3

      Did he ask her to Walgg him to his trugg after the set ?

    • @ajcastellon5903
      @ajcastellon5903 2 года назад

      He wanted to be quarantined with you. To work out...and stuff.

  • @vickygruber6030
    @vickygruber6030 2 года назад +222

    You're so kind to not only hire the impersonator but the audience too. You really are too good to us ☺️

  • @jamescarrier3372
    @jamescarrier3372 2 года назад +7

    I hate Brendan Schaub as much as the next guy, but bro, it's a comedy act, not the nightly news. Comedians make up stories and/or change details to make a joke work. There's no "fact-checking" to see if the managers name or the restaurant are real....they aren't important. Also.....c'mon man, you don't know who Harlan Williams is?

  • @bigman6781
    @bigman6781 2 года назад +54

    There’s no way humans are laughing at these “jokes”.

    • @WhoamI-rl8ep
      @WhoamI-rl8ep 2 года назад +9

      Must be some psychological thing, some conditioning or something, that makes people laugh at shitty jokes on live shows. I refuse to believe that someone enjoyed that

    • @fatymah1138
      @fatymah1138 2 года назад +5

      they all drunk too

    • @spOOkytimes
      @spOOkytimes 2 года назад +4

      @@WhoamI-rl8ep they had several comedians go before him so people would be tired and boozed up. Its a cheap and dishonest way to get people to buy more food and drinks and be too drunk to care about how unfunny these jokes are. Even Nick had at least one drink because it was such a stupidly long set. Also him laughing is a cheap way for laughs because people tend to mimic (especially when they are too drunk to even know what's going on).

  • @cats1970
    @cats1970 2 года назад +35

    Brendan Schaub is like the embodiment of _that_ side of Vine

  • @cameronhurst9432
    @cameronhurst9432 7 месяцев назад +1

    I don't know what is more unbelievable...that you don't know who Harland Williams is or that you have a manager. Good luck Junior.

  • @Barbievel
    @Barbievel 2 года назад +590

    As someone who has seen a lot of stand up & touring comedians, he is not the only one who reuses jokes from specials. They ALL do. It’s just how being a stand up is. I recently saw Theo Von and I damn near knew the entire set myself cause it’s all on RUclips from the last 5 years lol

    • @StevenKetchum
      @StevenKetchum 2 года назад +81

      100%. Seinfeld uses bits from 20 years ago. That's why posting these kinds of joke breakdowns on RUclips often frustrates comedians.

    • @b23beatz
      @b23beatz 2 года назад +118

      Usually they reuse the funny jokes though

    • @wavewithus4081
      @wavewithus4081 2 года назад +58

      Yeah I don't think people realise that comedians build up their jokes and repertoire through the years and thqt they kinda stick to everything that has proven to work. It's hard coming up with actual good comedian level jokes so I guess it makes sense they carry their proven jokes throughout their career.

    • @__yklim
      @__yklim 2 года назад +10

      @@b23beatz humor is subjective

    • @EmanHowells
      @EmanHowells 2 года назад +23

      I used to work at a comedy club here in LA thats not big on the map but we mostly had all the A list comedians I never heard them tell jokes from their specials if anything they used our place to practice for an up coming special but maybe its different for the smaller peoples

  • @luxqueenmina
    @luxqueenmina 2 года назад +19

    if Brendan’s legal team sees this its absolutely true. nick hired me to be in the fake audience and fake laugh. i was pretty impressed how accurate the impersonator was. he payed me in cheese curds from zaxbys

  • @Zarathustra-rj4yz
    @Zarathustra-rj4yz Год назад +4

    Harlan Williams is a legend. Basically every character he played had that same persona he had on stage.

  • @ThiccolasCage01
    @ThiccolasCage01 2 года назад +33

    It's not uncommon to hear comedians tell the same jokes twice or more, that's how they work it out and perfect it. But that usually stops once it makes it into a special, then they start on new material, so idk wtf he's doing

  • @ringer1324
    @ringer1324 2 года назад +140

    Oh dear Nick I’m so sorry you had to do that. I hope you’re okay

  • @HazyTown01
    @HazyTown01 2 года назад +40

    Not to defend Brendan Schaub or anything, but comedians completely fabricate stories for jokes all the time. Sometimes they're true, but a lot of jokes are just inspired by something that happened to them or that they saw. It shouldn't matter if it's true, just if it's funny. Just felt like a weird thing to focus on.

    • @Yulia.chandrika
      @Yulia.chandrika 2 года назад +8

      Yes right? I went to an acting school for 2 years . We had to do stage comedy amd the stories we would tell were many times not real or very exagerated and mofified versions of something that actially happened to us.
      It's theatre... it was expected to not be fully real it just has to be funny or entretaining as you say.
      I didnt know there is people who would see it as " a lie"

    • @alfsmith4936
      @alfsmith4936 Год назад +8

      The good ones make it sound real though.

    • @muffinator1239
      @muffinator1239 Год назад +2

      It’s just obvious that he’s lying. And he’s not even making up funny stories. If he’s gonna lie at least make it funny.

  • @Graveyard0142
    @Graveyard0142 2 года назад +31

    I feel like “lying” in comedy is generally more akin to “tall tales” like telling a story that is untrue or partly fabricated but more or less impossible/irrelevant for people who don’t know you to fact check. Like “oh when I was nine I had a fear of Mickey Mouse and my dad took me to Disneyland to try to get me to get over it and I shit my pants on splash mountain” or something, which could be invented whole cloth, but whether or not it’s real doesn’t matter.

  • @sarahbulle8704
    @sarahbulle8704 2 года назад +78

    i've never heard of harland williams, but he has my heart already. that is my type of humor

    • @freakasslilguy3418
      @freakasslilguy3418 2 года назад +46

      when he went “sir im gonna need you to imagine me naked” i genuinely laughed so hard thats the funniest thing an old man could say to a room full of californians

    • @King_Flippy_Nips
      @King_Flippy_Nips 2 года назад +16

      he is pretty famous and very funny, he has been in alot of movies and been doing comedy for about 30 years

    • @baslewis
      @baslewis 2 года назад +6

      yeah i’m absolutely gonna become a fan

    • @j03y224
      @j03y224 2 года назад +4

      I can’t believe none of you have watched Half Baked… the man is an icon

    • @punchdrunkassassin
      @punchdrunkassassin 2 года назад +2

      Yeah honestly I've seen him live a couple of times and it's always great. I love that absurd type of humour! I was AGHAST to hear him described the way he was in the video and had to run to the comments to make sure I wasn't the only one 😅

  • @yomommashouse580
    @yomommashouse580 Год назад +1

    Not for nothing, but I've worked at a restaurant, if someone calls looking for someone, you tell them you don't know who that is. Don't know who is a stalker/crazy ex.

  • @jifij89
    @jifij89 2 года назад +10

    if you didn’t say he was straight i’d just assume he was gay or bi based on how much he talks about attractive men

  • @TheOceanBearer
    @TheOceanBearer 2 года назад +336

    The weird comedian's humor actually resonates with me. I've always connected personally with anti comedy and absurdism, because I've always felt that life itself is a kind of absurdism. I feel like comedy or any kind of art being confined to a certain formula like "verse, chorus, verse, chorus, bridge," or "set up, story, punch line" just defeats the purpose of that art. Even so, I'd still say Brendan is in the totally wrong business because he lacks genuine resonance with the art. It would be like if I disguised myself as a construction worker and showed up to a site downtown.

    • @Julia-tk2em
      @Julia-tk2em 2 года назад +15

      That’s why I’ve always loved Douglas Adams’s work.

    • @TheOceanBearer
      @TheOceanBearer 2 года назад +8

      @@Julia-tk2em I keep wanting to get into his material but still haven't gotten around to it. I know the Hitchhiker's Guide is a classic, and I'd probably really enjoy it, though.

    • @Julia-tk2em
      @Julia-tk2em 2 года назад +5

      @@TheOceanBearer Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency is my personal favorite of his. It has also had two different television adaptations. The most current starring Elijah Wood.

    • @TheOceanBearer
      @TheOceanBearer 2 года назад +2

      @@Julia-tk2em oh, cool. I'm curious to see it. I've been wanting to find shows and films that resonate with me more because I get really bored of the same old tropes that nearly everything has. There's definitely something that stands out about this writer. I have limited streaming services, though, as that's all I can afford.

    • @steff6146
      @steff6146 2 года назад +4

      @@TheOceanBearer I absolutely recommend watching the Elijah Wood adaptation! I haven’t read Douglas Adams works (I own the Hitchhikers series but haven’t gotten around to reading it yet) but the Netflix adaptation of Dirk Gently’s is incredible and I almost cried when it got cancelled 😭

  • @eyesore8272
    @eyesore8272 Год назад +4

    Nick, I would just like you to know that my cat is absolutely enthralled by your videos, and you are the first RUclipsr I have watched that doesn’t make him turn off my phone.

  • @aki-est
    @aki-est 2 года назад +29

    I was expecting him to tie in the grandfather/scarf advice “joke” with the Johnny Depp wears scarf/ therapist “joke”, but the joke is on me for expecting him to have even a whisper of writing skill

  • @abbey5899
    @abbey5899 2 года назад +16

    Why doesn’t Brendan just ask himself whether maybe he’s at least bisexual and attracted to dudes in addition to his wife. I mean. I’m not saying he’s definitely closeted gay/bi, but I’m gay and his fixation sure seems weird to me.

  • @Dripszzz
    @Dripszzz 2 года назад +18

    This is so ironic, what a world we live in. Watching someone who is severely unaware of how unfunny he is bash someone so unaware of how unfunny he is.

    • @twojointsjay7330
      @twojointsjay7330 Год назад

      The difference is one is pretending to be a comic and bullying actual comics.

  • @kearstinivory4038
    @kearstinivory4038 2 года назад +71

    The issue isn’t that his stories are fake; it’s that the stories aren’t funny, so he’s just lying for no reason. Dave Chappelle always makes up stories in his standup, but they’re all funny af, so no one cares.

  • @EdwrdTriggaHnds
    @EdwrdTriggaHnds 2 года назад +16

    Nick not knowing who Harland Williams is is awesome.

  • @curtmega
    @curtmega 2 года назад +6

    This is a bizarre video. On one hand, yes, the guy’s standup isn’t great. But you’re critiquing whether or not the jokes are from real stories? And the same cadence being used? A little more research into the process of standup would have been helpful.

    • @Michael-ld2np
      @Michael-ld2np 2 года назад +6

      yeah once it hit the point of him fact-checking a stand-up bit you start realizing this kid has no creativity in his body outside of editing a youtube video of himself critiquing others on a false moral high-ground

    • @Idiotonask8board
      @Idiotonask8board 2 года назад +1

      @@Michael-ld2np agreed. I am not schaub fan but what gives him the superiority to judge what is funny and not. Who is this kid?
      Does he have any type of experience in the field?
      You could always find holes in any person's jokes..

    • @Michael-ld2np
      @Michael-ld2np 2 года назад

      @@vvstyy exactly

  • @Randi-q4r
    @Randi-q4r 2 года назад +33

    I honestly don't care if some of the stories of a comedian are lies as long as they are funny and relatable but this guy is on another level of unfunny...

    • @xXChaoticRavenXx
      @xXChaoticRavenXx 2 года назад +2

      Wait your telling me John Mulaney’s horse in a hospital bit wasn’t real??

    • @im-at-home
      @im-at-home 2 года назад +4

      Same, but why does he lie about unimportant details? The lies don’t make the story better haha

    • @Randi-q4r
      @Randi-q4r 2 года назад +1

      @@xXChaoticRavenXx I was shocked too :((

  • @DoctorBiobrain
    @DoctorBiobrain 2 года назад +276

    I think that Harland Williams set looked hilarious. I love comedians who confidently do their own thing. If the audience doesn’t get it, that only makes it funnier.

    • @mmurph172
      @mmurph172 2 года назад +39

      Harland is the man.

    • @nickisnotgreen
      @nickisnotgreen  2 года назад +183

      yeah, i’ve seen a lot of people say that he’s a legend and it’s like absurdist comedy which i understand. the set i saw didn’t really work for me, but i can see why people enjoy it hahahaha

    • @kaloblinton1065
      @kaloblinton1065 2 года назад +34

      Came to the cawlments to seek out some love for Harland. Thanks, B

    • @fmadiva
      @fmadiva 2 года назад +17

      I thought I was the only one who found the old dude funny, it was just so absurd I couldn’t stop laughing tbh 😂😭

    • @zaprowsdower204
      @zaprowsdower204 2 года назад +27

      @@nickisnotgreen That you said it felt like the Twilight Zone means his set achieved the desired result.

  • @samb.8134
    @samb.8134 2 года назад +14

    OJ : I really wanted to slap some comedians who had bits about me and what happened.
    Brendan, apparently yearning for OJ's swift backhand : I hear you loud and clear.

  • @samquinn2769
    @samquinn2769 2 года назад +67

    oh great, i hope nick had a good time at this comedy show done by a good, funny comedian who isn’t annoying or racist.

  • @StannisHarlock
    @StannisHarlock 2 года назад +23

    Watching the Schwab on stage imitating Joe Rogan has got to be one of the most painful experiences.

  • @keard558
    @keard558 2 года назад +10

    Goddamn I hate Brendan shaub but listening to you explain shit with some air of superiority …

  • @dcluvspie5777
    @dcluvspie5777 2 года назад +32

    Aww Harland Williams can be pretty funny sometimes I loved him in Rocket man...

    • @bostontowny4life744
      @bostontowny4life744 2 года назад +1

      I can't believe that he's so old now that he's only known now as "that old white guy" to young people nowadays.

    • @Dankelheit
      @Dankelheit 2 года назад

      @@bostontowny4life744 I can't believe he apparently never even saw Half Baked

  • @TooCringeToAssociateWith
    @TooCringeToAssociateWith 2 года назад +82

    Dude Harlan Williams is Canadian Treasure. He was great in Half Baked. Haven’t ever watched his stand up though but the clip you played of his was way funnier then anything I’ve ever heard schwab say. Good video mate cheers.

    • @tomscheffer824
      @tomscheffer824 2 года назад

      Perhaps those fellas had been doing a bit of boozin? Suckin back on grandpa’s old cough medicine? 😊

    • @AndrewFriedberg
      @AndrewFriedberg 2 года назад +4

      agree

    • @devinrodriguez3530
      @devinrodriguez3530 Год назад +2

      We gettin old 😂

    • @candidcam1053
      @candidcam1053 Год назад +8

      Came to the comments to write this..I think fans of his would get his stand up because of his parts in movies.

    • @wolfiesjustfine6499
      @wolfiesjustfine6499 Год назад +10

      ​@@candidcam1053 Right?! This is the first video of this creator I've ever seen, and he started by not understanding Harlan's comedy and I was like, should I turn this crap off

  • @agiuggio1
    @agiuggio1 6 месяцев назад +1

    Harland is a great comedian, clearly phoning it in while opening for schaub

  • @PointlessDrummer
    @PointlessDrummer 2 года назад +111

    first time ive heard about this guy.
    the repeating, stumbling, laughing at himself, repeating jokes from specials, "wife bad" jokes etc. REALLY sounds like the biggest and worst german stand up comedian
    My fellow germans here definetly know who im talking about

    • @madisonkung8390
      @madisonkung8390 2 года назад +3

      Mario Barth or whatever?

    • @PointlessDrummer
      @PointlessDrummer 2 года назад

      @@madisonkung8390 exactly

    • @barnaby4232
      @barnaby4232 2 года назад

      Why did I think hitler

    • @PointlessDrummer
      @PointlessDrummer 2 года назад

      @@barnaby4232 because you didnt i guess

    • @SWNelson7
      @SWNelson7 2 года назад

      @@barnaby4232 because German = Hitler. Didn't you know? 🙄😑

  • @alexp3589
    @alexp3589 2 года назад +25

    Brenda basically just adapted the cadence and speech pattern from Rogan, the prancing around on stage is from Bryan Callen, proping up a story with lies but without including a single joke is from Bert Kreischer. There's probably more if you dig deeper. But it's safe to say that he has nothing to say as a comedian and just wrote down the cliff notes of what a comedian is supposed to do and sound like.

    • @ts9216
      @ts9216 2 года назад +4

      Talking about his Spanish wife distefano… “I have covid,IM GAY” mark normand. Thicc boi nation tom segura

    • @VideoboxInc
      @VideoboxInc 2 года назад

      Bruh Bert's funny tho

  • @fedoramaster6035
    @fedoramaster6035 Год назад +1

    6:01 that’s what all restaurants say when they don’t recognize a voice. It’s an employee protection thing. I actually had my dad show up to my work once and my coworker came up to me like “there’s some weird dude asking about you do you know him?”. They’re a naturally suspicious folk.

  • @ryanfrommontana5236
    @ryanfrommontana5236 2 года назад +6

    The guy you’re making fun of was literally the guy in half baked that feeds the horse junk food and kills it. I know you’re young but dude good fucking lord

  • @andrewbreeden4027
    @andrewbreeden4027 2 года назад +151

    I saw him at the Improv a few months ago and I have never not laughed once before during a comedians set, and I’ve been to 50+ shows at least. Shit was so so terrible

    • @VendettaPSC
      @VendettaPSC 2 года назад +2

      Also an avid stand up watcher, and I have seen the best and worst just like you, and I have the same response, he is the ONLY comedian I've EVER watched a set for, and just not laugh ONCE at anything the comic is saying or doing, the few chuckles I get are from how awful and bland his commentary actually is, or chuckling at the absolute vacant brain the man seems to have lol. Every single one of his specials I have watched with a stone face, not because I hate Brendon, I don't know him, but he just... isn't... funny, like, at all, and I agree with practically everyone else, comedy isn't his thing at all, he's awful at it, in the interest of fairness, comedy is a hard ass goal to set out for, but it's just not for everyone, that's ok.
      But, I dislike a lot of different comedians for various reasons, Brendon is the only one I don't care for, that just can't make me laugh. Even Amy S. can make a decent joke sometimes that might make me chuckle on the premise of the joke alone, and I fucking despise that pig LOL.

  • @jackiespaceman
    @jackiespaceman 5 месяцев назад +3

    The irony of saying that Harland Williams didn’t understand comedy
    I’m not saying the dude is amazing but how do you literally not understand surrealist humor bro lol

  • @em-zc6tl
    @em-zc6tl 2 года назад +7

    do you think brendan knows that he can just… be gay. like he can get in a relationship and have sex with a man and play video games or hang out? hell he doesn’t even need to be gay, it sounds like he just wants friends

  • @plyds2386
    @plyds2386 2 года назад +8

    that therapist depp privacy joke is literally a running larry david bit from curb, this guy is so brutal

  • @drizzle27
    @drizzle27 2 года назад +9

    I don't like brendan shaub but you're calling a place to see if a guy named Enrique really worked there? You're being extra af lol. The funniest thing about this video is that you paid to see Brendan perform live

    • @dasmuss6174
      @dasmuss6174 2 года назад +1

      Yeah, that was bullshit haha, as if every comedian tells only true stories 🤦‍♂️

  • @Buffalosabskis
    @Buffalosabskis 2 года назад +48

    The old white dude comic was actually in a good amount of films in the 90s/early 2000s. Mostly small roles, but he was the star of a children’s movie that I went to see with my mom about him going to space with a monkey.

    • @luxuryseaviewvillas6744
      @luxuryseaviewvillas6744 2 года назад +7

      he's a good comedic actor who killed it in Something About Mary, and he looks great for his age.

    • @Buffalosabskis
      @Buffalosabskis 2 года назад +7

      @@luxuryseaviewvillas6744 He really does considering he was in his 30s in the 1990s. I can’t imagine aging much better.

    • @seankiesling2054
      @seankiesling2054 2 года назад +5

      He was also the cop in dumb and dumber where he drank the piss

    • @MichaelBreen.
      @MichaelBreen. 2 года назад +3

      Also Molly Shannon's love interest in "Superstar".

    • @peanutbutterripple1083
      @peanutbutterripple1083 2 года назад +4

      Harlan Williams is a legend... and that’s just his comedy style

  • @willmax95
    @willmax95 2 года назад +41

    This had to be a total nightmare to be at. Im curious how his fans reacted IRL, another nickisnotgreen banger of a video

  • @TraumaConcept
    @TraumaConcept Год назад +2

    I find it really bizarre that you don’t know who Harlan Williams is.